четвъртък, 10 януари 2019 г.

Comedy: Too Far

By DeYtH Banger


Yo… yes… we went to far, If I was you… I was going to cut my veins or let's say kill myself… see it as self-expression. I don't care where you live, how you live and why you live just get a dildo right in your ass and the income is going to be doubled.

Think about it, After all I am listening to Bob Proctor… if you want something visualize it… if you want it go better… just do it… go and get this fuckin g black dick in your mouth. I am sick of you idiots


- I-Phone
-  I-Tab
- I-Pad
And
- I-FUCK


Just say what you think… it's not hard!

"I am your bitch,...kinda… just kinda… after all you pay me and now I am supposed to share knowledge…" - Tyler said that… so far good… but not enough. Sorry for being cruel your life goes under this denonimator… life is not fair that's what my new friends said, old friends said life sucks.…


Unfortunately, I have the syndrome of avoidend disorder… I just lose people and avoid people… so far I see my new friends once a month or once in two months and my old friends I lost them along the lines.


JUST BEND OVER
BITCH
MONEY IS COMMING
JUST BEND OVER
DUCK
AND TIME TO GET YOUR
PRICE
PAY
AND
MONEY



I like the idea of fast domination, but still with this sperm coming from the place where piss comes… it fucking bothers me… it's like horror movie with slime.

Facebook has a deficit in reply… what's the deal with waiting…






INVITE THEM
INVITE NEW PEOPLE OUT
INVITE NEW FRIENDS OUT



Oh god.. Oh you disgusting prick… what should I invite… What?

I did that… no results whatsoover… does this sound like covert narcissist…




I HATE THE WHOLE DEAL WITH AUTO CORRECT WORDS


SO JUNKIES… COFFIN… ANY GOT A COFFIN… TO BURRY ME… FUCK MY WISHES… SLAY ME AND RAPE MY DREAMS?

ANY PEOPLE READY FOR SUCH TYPE OF COMMITMENT?






Oh god professors… just give them one hand job..  or few …  they look like they need it.

Let's remember one thing from this whole story and this whole day… feelings are expressed throw methaphors. Think about it, give a thought… probably today is the day in which person like me changed you…







DEAR BURN VICTIM

Bulgarian jokes? And my opinion on this topic?






BURY ME ALIVE

Your sense of humor?
How about trying a new skill, how this sounds to you fucker





For example:

1) Vommit
2) Kill Yourself
3) 1 and 2 + Do It Right once and for all


Your jokes? Your nation songs?
One thing, try to choke on my dick





My size… how much I am taller?
- Oh god… a 1000 fucker on bright early day trying to impress with old school mental capacity…. RETARD

Who is egoistic?
My father… he turn his gun into himself…
That's a bare excuse of egoism





My mom is my bitch, so far for 19 years she has been the first and last woman which has seen my dick and my dick has been in…
My record is 9 months…as for now I can tell you one thing I have poor communication skills.

9 Months is the most longest relationship I have ever had and let's not forget we slept together…

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