сряда, 24 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible 16

By DeYtH Banger


Oh we got human factory, cherry pick upers… and how far are we gettin?
Authenticity?
God is not authentic  mainly because he is the more shitties superhero we have ever seen.


"Two years hunger"


- Death… death… you can't survive and scientifical standpoint you can't fuck without energy… fucking needs energy… food gives yiu energy. Also if tw years of hunger have happen… we are talking about chaos about death… about plenny of death bodies… THIS AUTHOR GOING LITTLE TWO FAR
WISDOM?

GO FUCK YOUR MOM
IT'S CALLED MILF



"I am send from God"



- Let's put this guy back from mentality ill hospital… we got an illness… PRETTY DELUSIONAL!

Lord is like Big Boss… IF I STARTED FOLLOWING THIS BOOK… I AM TALKING ABOUT MASSIVE AMOUTH BECOMMING AN IDIOT… + LEFTING OUT SOCIETY… REALISM

5 years of hunger… 6 years… CAN YOU COUNT… ?

365 DAYS EACH YEAR… SO LONG PERIOD STATISTICALLY WE TALKING ABPUT AWFUL GOD + PLENY … FUCKING PLENY OF DEATH BODIES

It's sounds like fast liner… fast liner of fairytales.


"Here I am"

- Fuck you!

I am now reading shit like "Uda" the lion…sounds like the poetry or whatever is with expaining the main characters + adding up details… is… IT SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE SHAKESPEAREN SHIT

WE TALKING ABOUT HOLY MANIPULATOR
LET JESUS FUCK YOU
THIS FILTHY FUCK

Title applying of not being sure… what's now next…

The talk sounds like talking with my granddad which mean the usefulness dies while you move on being useless… STILL EX-PEOPLE I HATE EM!

Egypt… egyptian fetish… I KNOW THAT IS PERFECT LOCATION… BUT FUCK YOU… AIN'T PLANNING TO DIEING IN THE SUN



"Coffins… three months hiding a baybe…"

We are talking about serious mental issues… those mother fuckers need hospitality. Hospitalization!


What type of fetish is making second characters make them main?



Before "Lord""God" now idualising "Egyptians"?

Really?


"He killed the egypt"

- Wow what?

James Patterson is here the fucking narrator?

What type of suprise is that?

Eatmyass.com?
Or fuckmeasfaraspossible.bg


"Bring Him To Eat Bread"


- I am not religious… Because there is limuts in food in islam you can't eat pigs in christianity those folks  are with limitted thunder bender menu… Bread? Fish?
Blood?
Wine?



Sounds like an members out of the alcoholic family +  on the other side the menu is fucking limited… I don't eat bread only… okay?

FOLKS?

If you don't want me to fuck around… just don't give me the fucking bible… OKAY… AIN'T PLAYING YOUR PERVERTED GAME!

"Groan from slavery."
"Shouting go to God"
"Aliens"



What the hell is that?
Go get bucket of evidence and put it right in your fucking ass … Groan?
What's that? Sexual fantasy?
Slavery and sexuality… OH OKAY I GOT IT BDSM

OH YOU SHITTY FUCJER IS NOT GROANING WHIKE BEING SLAVERY… DON'T RUIN THE WHOLE PIRN SECTION… PPEASE… UGH FUCKING PLEASE IT'S CALL BONDAGE FOR GOD SAKE YOU MORON YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

+ OTHER SIDE I SPOTTED HUGE AMOUTH OF CHILD CURIOSITY… OF WHAT I AM DOING… I AM MAKING SHIT UP?
LIKE YOU ALL OTHERS FOOLS 24/7


God once and for all got a message oh this goddam fucking fuck… once… at least fucking once to be less selfish and more selfless. Aliens… we got sci-fi?

"Remeber the tastement with Jacob, Avram and Isac?"

What's that?
I get it God says that… we need to believe and trust the ehole idea… but still remembering what?
The homosexuality?
I was thinking about


Oh god I know you can get their position… I GET THIS WHOLE IDEA SUPRISE ME YOU PIECE FUCKING GARBAGE YOU PILE OF CHEAPLESS FUCKS…

"God Angel appeared"




STOP THE FUCKING DRUGS MEN… JUST STOP EM THE MOMENT YOU SEE SO MUCH SHIT THIS LEVEL OVER THE TOP USING DRUGS

Jesus or let's say God as more clear… to be is an easy sterotype with beard… probably mid 30-40-ties…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A HOMELESS PERSON
IT'S POSSIBLE TO BE GOD THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE OF INDIVIDUAL LIVING ALONE LIFE


WE NEED SEX IN BATHROOM?
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE HARD ONS MEET HOLES AND ALOBG THE WAY LOSE ALL CAPACITY OF MAKING BABIES

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