петък, 30 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Rejection

By DeYtH Banger




It's so painful... I DIDN'T KNEW THAT I AM GOING WRITE ON THIS TOPIC...

SO MUCH MEN GET REJECTED
THAT DATA STATS GO OVER THE TOP

ME ON THE OTHER SIDE SFTER FRW REJECTIONS ON ROLL

I AM PURE LEVEL OF SUICIDE
IT'S AUTHENTIC AND NUMBER ONE RULE IN PICK UP

God... no authenticity over... there sorry "bro"..., a word which been used by Male and female genders...

Frames are very important in pick up...
Most of my frames are self-frames

- Kill Group
- Kill Yourself
- I don't need to exist
- Fuck my existence...


MOST OF THIS SHIT IS
MINDSET, THOUGHTS AND LOOP THOUGHTS...

GREAT SHIT MEN
THE TOP SHIT ON THE MARKET
Okay this other side of the argument you won't like it... but fuck it ...
Ed Gein serial killer is fucking example of how bible can fuck over somebody's brain... to hijack somebody's brain.

Bible has caused more damage to mental faculties than has helped...

Fuck Hope
Fuck faith
I want to fuck skeptic, merely because of the emotional adventure.. bever sure what and when.

Extra and being extra is like calling a prostitute paying less money... but higher quality... But still the one thing is magic the other is "you are fucked up men".

My mom likes to collect stuff... as for me I like to watch women getting stab by a long time over and over and over nothing more than low intellect ... God has made the biggest joke...

Stabing somebody and not killing him... how awful is that?
Stab by sexual organ no damage whatsoever... is self-esteem killer... confidence blower and definetly whole mental faculties fucker.

Women are smart... they choose the better society people... we men... most of us throw our money on prostitutes... and most time big cash which the next few years we need to start to return...

It's example if huge debt!

I don't go to prostitutes... just because... my life is great... I am on the edge one side...

God says "fuck you"

The other side
Satan says "Kill yourself, life has no meaning whatsoever..."

I just got a friend who translates what girls say...
"Thanks for invitation"..., then as class action not coming.. this means... "I am not interesting... enough"


Fuck me.
I do pick up in your words it means... I manipulate women in such way to put the dice results in my hands.

Did you know that there is guilt complex... you got expectations... you got Hope's you don't meet them and you feel full on guilt, the principle is the same like adrenaline.

I am clearly Class A - Dysfunctional...

God always takes beauty... takes the wonderful... great stuff.

сряда, 28 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Stop Breathing

By DeYtH Banger

Really try to do it... in Bulgaria we got system which creates psychopaths... the language by itself is not emotional... neutral.

I hope people who drink... go choke in pile of vomit... OH YOU FUCKING QUEERS




Americans - Are Exact on Point
Englishmen - Are Talking in details...


FUCK EM...
THEY PLAY SAFE



2 Sectors Anonymous Alcoholics have been cut off...




WHICH DEFINETLY IS GREAT NEWS
LEAVE THOSE FUCKS ALONE... THEY HAVE NATURALLY SELECTED TO BE WIPED OUT

Einstein - Fuck this pervert... in relationship with his cousin.
If we go with full on non breathing probably you gonna go up to 2 hours max and after 2 hours your lungs are going suffocate... SEX WITH PTOSTITUTE IS CLEAR DIGN OF DESPARATION YOU ARE DOING IT... BECAUSE YOU ARE QUIETLY DESPARATE.. IF YOU FEEL HUGE DESIRE RIGHT NOW TO HAVE SEX... WITH SOME KINDA WOMAN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HUGE LEVELS OF SLEEP DEPREVATION

Today I was at the bank people put in safe accounts and deposit... large numbers... big numbers if cash... I mambo jumbo... gorilla style... holy fuck cave men of all kind
I invest and deposit small amounts right now.... I AM THINKING ABOUT KILLING MYSELF...
FULL ON
FULL HARD ON

When men finishes... or woman finishes in sex their eyes turn white... I CALL THIS PROCESS... "EYES AROUSAL PROCESS"

Oh men... I hate games... but If you listen to society that "being nice" is the way up to pussy... YOU GOT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WRONG AND HAVING SEX NOW... TOMORROW OR EVEN TONIGHT




How my life is going?
- Obsessing over data and masturbating over fantasies.. PRETTY FUCKED UP!

неделя, 25 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Try Harder

By DeYtH Banger



We lie... always.... lies are not more harder... they are easy we pull them of the moment we feel pressure.

We were not disciplined people...



WE ARE UNSTABLE... SOCIETY... MOST OF US ARE DRUNK... DRUG ADDICTS AND SEX ADDICTS

DEFINETLY IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING ROUND WE ARE HITTING ALL PLEASURE CENTERS...

Wanna kill myself... good reason... really it's original... TOO MUCH PLEASURE CENTER



Killing yourself is a good reason... most I am going it because I am self-critic.... AND JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMMIN

Girls which play basketball... go full on.... suicide... I AM SUPPORTING YOUR HIGHER SPIRTUAL MIND

I see life different nowadays... I have been selected as beta fuck which means free sex... I AIN'T GETTING...
I NEED MONEY...
I GET PAID SEX




Doesn't mean I don't try... it means... I HAVE GAVE UP ON LIFE
I ALWAYS LOSE
ALWAYS HARD
EACH GIRL FUCKS ME OVER
I GET OVER THE COASTER OF "FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS YOU WANT"



I need to be less stressed... less depress... and definetly no anxiety... and don't be different .. ... SO FAR PERFORMANCE ISSUES CAUSATION... NO SEX AT ALL

I don't know neither English Alphabet in order or Bulgarian...
No shame
The reason is... I don't need it...

REMEMBERING LETTERS DOES NOT HELP
OKAY...
FUCK IT
...

I WON'T PUT ON MY DRIVE DISK MEMORY BULLSHIT

SCHOOL GO SUCK SATAN COCK
DO I MISS SCHOOL?
OH CHRIST NO
DO I WANT BACK IN SCHOOL?
KINDA... I HAD MORE STRUCTURED LIFE AS FOR NOW MY MORE DAILY ROUTINES INVOLVE FUCKING MY HANDS AND AS GOD SAYS
"MOVE ALONG"

ONCE SOMEBODY GETS DISEASE... ONE OF THOSE MUTATING... BODY DISEASES...
GOD GOES WITH

"FUCK YOU"



I am reading the bible it's about him... him... about this selfish... prick... about greedy infantile God... FUCK EM... I hate this fictional characters...

"Search for Christian comedians"



Search for suckmydick.com... great site... I GOT WONDER REVIEWS ON IT..

Clean up comedy?
Really?
Are you really doing this?
Life is not so clean...
Got it

All believers go choke on satans cock.

Here is the flood of action



Fuck Your dreams
They suck
They are pretty horrible
You suck
So fuck em

Inch by inch
Each by each

You want to become actor?
Fuck you... you suck
You want to become a singer
Fuck you... you suck


That's mentality for suicide go full on... full premium package kill yourself now and you get Game Over sign + whole fucking Stephen King Novel...

Okay... assumption of this is deadly... I get around the corners... but if afterlife sucks... no literature and also voyarestic behavior on set.

Fuck it
I don't want it



"Heaven or Hell?"

I choose hell... fuck my mom.. I ain't going to heaven...
This suck God... go fuck yourself... why?
Because you are modern type of bully... alcoholic and as further we can spot witty character...

SO FUCK IT
(IT WORKS)

събота, 24 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Think 2

By DeYtH Banger



Losing hope - Dick Is pure example of… expectatipms of hope… society is hope is on dick salvation… PEOPLE WHO FUCK ARE PEOPLE WHO GOT SURVIVAL SKILLS AND BENEFITS ALL OTHERS GET WIPED OUT

WE PUT IT AS NATURAL SELECTION
YOU HAVE BEEN NATURAL SELECTED




Truth - It hurts… if you don't like it… leave now
1) Your mom was not virgin… at least 60% of society have already had sex and feel shame that their  are not virgin… I am talking mostly about women

2) As Overall Grow up… STOP WITH IMAGINARY FRIENDS FIRST ONE IS "GOD"

3) Women have more sex

4) Men got all wrong as for how to get girls

Oh you can leave right now… or keep open your eyes what I am going to say is going to fuck you as overall…

5) Most of your friends are good social manipulators

6) Three Types of men exist
   - 1 - Guys who watch
- 2 - Guys Who Watch and Pay
- 3 - Guys who do sex with girls free…

We call the last motherfuckers good social manipulators or as more easy terminology… naturals…

7) My Wingmen needs to give more thoughts about his career sure as fuck … THIS GUY IS SICKO


Regret - Regret… really think about your parents… basically yoyr father and mother regret about creating you… To be more deep… to be more on the point your father raped your mom… Basically he was putting thoughts in her mind about… "sex"… and about porn… jokes are sex… fucking… all type of fantasies… PRECISELY HE WAS DOING SOCIAL MANIPULATIONS THIS IS IN ADVANCE… IN PROFESSIONAL POV… IS HE WAS NATURAL




And let's go back to basic… from location to location… he was dealing with logicstics… fundanents… He was smart and witty lined fuck.

Prostituion - Oh come on… killers… go kill the other parts… the free sex girls… the girls which fuck you over… not the girls which are helping society… they are helping + getting some money along the way…

Go kill happy couples
Go kill the fucking badass who is always getting girls somehow… someway… somehow that fuck is passing bully genes and nice guys get wiped out…

If you got no replies from girls… on the internet kill yourself…

Sexual Offenses - Yeah… I got it… that's what I worry… other side if coin… addictions… different sides of coin… offenses… little mood of bad luck and you got it… once blaclist as such… your life gets fucked up… IT SUCKS
EVERYONE CAN CALL AND SENTENCED YOU… PUT YOU IN COURT AND FUCK YOU OVER…

Comedy: Think

By DeYtH Banger


Death - Is not so bad… look is fun experience I GO THERE… ON FUNERALS MAINLY BECAUSE OF FOOD… ABUNDANCE OF FOOD PLACE OF EMPATHY… COMPASSION AND GOOD SIDEE OF HUMANS ONE DAY FOCUS ON LOST… ON OTHERS… PURE POSITIVITY
I MEAN I COME THERE MAINLY BECAUSE RECOVERY FUNCTIONS OF FUNERALS




Holidays - Logical mind reason of wasting money on expetiences which are waste of time, money and energy. I MEAN PEOPLE DO IT TO FOOL AROUND AVERAGE AND POOR SOCIETY TO FUCK AROUND… TO SHOW OFF
NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS
UNTIL THE END WE GONNA READ STATS OF AVERAGE CLASS IN FINACIAL.DEBT AND POOR CLASS ON THE WAY TO KILL ZONE
WHICH IS ONE OF MY OTHERS STICKING POINTS
POOR PEOPLE GO TO WAR
CLASS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY PRIVILIGE TO GO TO WAR




Lies - People lie… bible… religion by itself are manufactured lies… that credit… and getting money from the bank you gonna get financial independence is harsh bullshit… LIES ARE EVOLUTIONARY STAND POINT EVOLUTION
WE LIE TO GET LAID
WE LIE TO LESS PRESSURE OTHER PEOPLE
WE ISOLATE AND DON'T CONTACT PEOPLE WHO GOT SYMPTHOMS AND ACT OUT LIKE DOCTOR GREGORY HOUSE



Truth - YOU WANT TRUTH?…. UGH YOU FUCKING WANT IT?  I AM HERE TO FUCK BITCH… THAT'S THE TRUTH… NO NEED FOR BITCH A LEVEL OF BULLSHIT STORIES… I CLEARLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE EMPATHY… FRIENDS STORIES… I DO NOT WANT EPIC A LEVEL OF SHITTY STORIES…  I CLEARLY FUCKED UP
THE LAST THING IN MY MIND IS BITCHY ATTITUDE OF COMPLAINING



Okay girls… this here shitty thing is harsh… your best male friend is thinking about to fuck you… that's why  he has been so nice since the last few years..  or whatever AMOUNT you  remember him…
Also the guy who is listening to your bullshit stories is the guy who wants desparately to fuck you.




Comedy - Guess you wanted to see somebody else… not clearly as dysfunctional as me… less and hortible calibrated like me… clearly… mentally screw up up lile me.



Okay… okay "I THINK'" IT SPECIALIST IS THE MOSY FUCKED UP… SCREW UP SOCIAL ANIMAL
TOTAL MESS
COME ON… IT'S NOT CAPABLE AS FOR TAKING THE ROLE A PARENT



"Moveover"



 (People always go with moveover bullshit… where to move over? How to move over?")




We can't moveover.. pain endurance… hurt… blash… hit… no moveover is possible… FUCK YOU!


"Lazy"




(The big problem with society is that we suck… we are fucking lazy… I AM NOT YOUR MOM TO REWARD YOUR LOST… I AM NOT SCHOOL WITH WORRYING ABOUT SOCIETY GETTING HURT… YOU ARE HURT… MAN UP MEN… FUCKING MEN UP)

All people are interested on how I keep so good progress… it's easy… lower social media + stop being lazy you horrible disturbing fuck…




No replies
No answers

Few times in roll?
I gor daily tip…
Remove 'im and 'im



You are fucked up the moment you find out that you got anxiety, stresd and procrastination in your bundle of life… IT SUCKS!

Fear of failure - Most of our problems… is scared and phobia from to start and also not ready to start… procrastination and overhelming… COME ON SOUNDS LIKE ON DRUGS THOSE FUCKS ARE ON AND THEY HAVE REALISED "IT DOES NOT MATTER"

Desire to escape - We all got the fucking desire to escape from trashy fuck in jail up to drug adducts… alcoholics… and list moves on and on and on… unfurnished desire… infantile development... YUP GO SHARE… BUT IT'S OPENING WOUNDS!




Facing reality - Facing reality is harsh… if you ask me… I AM AGRESSIVE… I GET MAD WITH LAUGHINGN AND FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME… GO FUCK… GET EYE ON YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS

Milf - I got issues… unfortunately … I AM NOT PERFECT… I HAVE PROBLEMS… I CARE… I AM FRAGILE… AND IT'S UP TO MY MOM… I GOING FULL ON FUCKING YOUR MOTHER GUYS… OPPS.. I MEAN  MY MOM… TO BE MORE EXACT… BECAUSE I GIVE A FUCK FOR THE AUDIENCE… I AM GOING TO BE GIVING A SEX… VISIT TO A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN…
I GOT ISSUES MEN



Comedy: People Are Offended

By DeYtH Banger


Nothing kills a joke than somebody feeling offended... fragile, ignorant... nation... that's the word we need to use for the future for the dear society. My life gonna get wasted in data - FUCK OFF
FUCK YOU



Too much complex life - I am finding reasons... and searching for reasons to live .... to keep living.

To get a woman you need level of bullshit tolerance, empathy... sympathy and loads of energy... energy...

Women are the most draining fucks living right now... toxic... fuckers....


I BETTER SWIPE HANDS... AND FUCK MY HANDS TO GO FULL ON WITH A TOXICITY...


The most awful things in the women world to be said are


1) Let's Be Friends - YOU DO NOT FUCK - Meaning

2) You are different - You are kinda jerk... little bit nicer than all other fucks but still we got edges to sharp... so keep thumbs up... you are not on my list...

AS FOR GUYS I WANT TO FUCK IN THE NEAR FUTURE


KNOWLEDGE...
SATANS COCK
STAB H''IM



He is badass because that's the way the system works...


When I go to whores the level of toxicity... is well balanced... free shit has no balance... no balance at all...



You got disappointed
You cry
You are desparate
You become control freak
Your life gets horrible




And she leaves you...

Paid sex it has balanced toxicity levels... that's what I WANT... WELL BALANCED...
I WANT MY WIFE TO BE THAT
BALANCED SCREW UP FUCK




Probably you hate me... I GOT THE WHOLE PRINCIPLE YOU ARE HATING MAINLY BECAUSE... YOUR LIFE SUCKS...




WHAT MORE TO SHOVEL UP FROM YOUR ASS
THAN PURE FUCKING HATRED

I WANT SATAN'S COCK

I WAS VERBAL TRAUMATIZED AND ABUSED... THAT'S WHY I AM HERE TODAY!



Bulgarians - Are the most screw up people

People always ask for "How tall are you?" And "Shoe Size"... over and over... "How tall are you?"... "Shoe Size"...

THE SAME CLICHE FUCKERS ARE MORE NEAR TO PUSSIES AND FUCK AS FOR PEOPLE EXTRAORDINARY
FUCK 'EM

Most rounds have been lost!
By character I am unstable... infantile kid...
Kiddo... whinny greeny fuck.



четвъртък, 22 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Kill Or Die

By DeYtH Banger


You love it?
You hate it?

Suicide is action... easy follow up process... it's clear sign of stable mind.

I want the whole fucking conversation to be about me... me... and me... not you... or them... or other... but me... and me... and me...

I clearly forgot most of the passwords
Most of the shit which I need to do...


If you ha e the need to kill yourself,... I AM HERE TO SUPPORT THAT GREAT DECISION


Killing yourself is not so bad... give one thought... then second one... ... IT'S CLEAR SIGN...

GOD IS WAVING OUT YOU


Life sucks... it's boring


Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck

Sometimes we do not fuck
..... we go full on being lazy... procrastinate
Fuck around with negative emotions

Eat
Sleep
Piss
Lazy
Procrastination
Negative
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Lazy
Procrastination
Negative
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Lazy
Procrastination
Negative

Definetly sometimes life sucks... we go poop... we have problems with people around us we are in the satan grip... and the whole fucking fun gets drain when cops arrest us.

Poop
Eat
Piss
Sleep
Spoil Fun
Being Arrested
Poop
Eat
Piss
Sleep
Spoil Fun
Being Arrested
Poop
Eat
Piss
Sleep
Spoil Fun
Being Arrested

The spiritual way of living your life is killing yourself.. I NEED WHOLE FUCKING MATERIAL...
FUCK LIFE

I know why today you are here... your life ducks... that's why you are here. Today it's all about my great life... not about your miserable life.

I want to start cutting my veins with razor sharp blade... it's going to be like whole fucking Beethoven... Mozart... symphony... I WANT DO IT
IT'S FUN TO WATCH
AND IT'S GOOD PROCESS


As for therapy I really need this shit... I WANNA KILL MYSELF... after this fucking special

What's funny?
That you suck in life?





Okay... okay... okay we want bunch of those sex maniacs killers... killers which kill sex maniacs .. IT'S CLEARLY AN EXSMPLE OF THE YOUNGER SOCIETY

OH YOU GOT MORAL CODE
MORAL CONDUCT?

HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF?
Being sorry... is pathetic and clearly... without wanting... I JUST SAID EVERYTHING PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE


I hate life... is horrible... it was via reactive and via reaction...

FUCK OFF!

I feel awful when... I AM AROUND NICE PEOPLE... SO HORRIBLE... FEELING...

I HOPE SND EXPECT NOTHING MORE THAN SOMEBODY YO RAPE 'EM





I know..., I know... I FUCKING KNOW... I WAS IN RELATIONSHIP... NOW I AM OUT OF IT...
JUST OT FOR ME...

What's with shoe size I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
I don't get it... what's with shoe size men... You expect 3 meters tall and 23 size shoes?
43?

Oh come on... size is based works with stable fundamentals.... ground. From where the jokes come from... from your fucking whore mum... selling pussy at the stock office.

Part 2

I have drugs men… I GOT PLENY OF 'EM… all of them in one place… I MEAN PHONES… TO BE CORRECT

I GET LAZY
I PROCRASTINATE
I HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT…





Oh men what's with the complex sentences and words…

MAKE IT SIMPLE WEIRDOS…

We got sarcasm… we got irony… we got methaphors…
We got whole bunch of 'em

I feel awful around people … they are sweaty… miseriable and pathetic… sad… depress… and abnormal.

Girls which do blowjobs and habdjobs… ARE BUILDING FUCKING WHOLE SYSTEM OF MUSCLES

Weed… drugs… OH GOD YOU PATHETIC LITTLE FUCKERS

I COULD BE RIGHT NOW PLAYING WITH THE CROWD… BUT FUCK THAT… I AM NOT PLANNING TO SHORT THE PERIOD OF MY LIFE

I AM AT MY LESSENCE
HEY DEYTH… THIS IS NOT FUNNY…
OKAY WHATEVER

Fitness freaks.. and maniacs need ti be killed… with baseball bat around the spine area…

AND FUCK ALL OF 'EM

Which reminds for one more story the guy who starts making vowel sounds… verbal sounds… THE GUY WHO STARTD TO CUM…
STARTS TO FINISH… TO BLISTER THE FUCKING HELL UP…
Those fucks also need spinal… training




Comedy: Sobriety

By DeYtH Banger




One of my friends told me about his mass levels of sex... 15 years of abusive relationship... with getting pregnant the bitch... holy fuck dysfunctional relationship... before that 3 years of mass sex... massive... maniac sex with 17 year old woman and he is 11-12 year old kid...


He says that his life sucks and his life is horrible...


THIS GUY IS AT LEAST TRYING
ME...
I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
IT'S HOLY FUCK NERV WRECK
I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS... PRETTY MUCH BETTING ON MY LIFE AS MOST OUTCOMERS... NEWCOMERS GO WITH

I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY LIFE... IF I KILL MYSELF... I AM DOING IT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE JOY OF WONDER



If you want to kill yourself... right now... go get it... go fucking do it... I WON'T HATE YOUR JUDGE YOU LIKE MOST OF FRIENDS... AND RELATIVES




I CARE ABOUT YOU
I BELIEVE THAT YOU TAKE THE RIGHT DECISION...

PROBABLY GOD HAS SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON MESSANGER "KILL YOURSELF" Which abruptly is most right decision you can take... go take it...
God has said his words...

HE DOES NOT NEED YOU
THE WORLD CAN FUCTION AND WITHOUT PRESENCE



My mom is the most unpleasant fuck... she is fucking... SHE GOT THE BALLS...

ME... I AM DEAD INSIDE
EVERY DAY... WEEK IS WONDER OF SUICIDE


Should I die?
Or I shouldn't?
Should I?
Or
Not


I hate people who tag themselves into events in which first place... ain't common... I HATE IT
I HOPE THEY DIE
IN WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE!



Bitches need muscles... that's why they spend days into masturbating and working hours into jerking off guys...

We are talking holy shit... whole fucking diet... and muscle build up program.
Biceps
Triceps

Wanna know the secret?
Listen!
Use one of your fucking senses in your advantage... holy fuck!



People say comedy is all about structuring... shit... stuff... all about this... I AM HOLY FUCK

I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN... NOT TO GO ON PRIMAL EXAM PERIODS

YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW... OR PROBABLY YOU GONNA FEEL THE SLEIGHT OF HAND HATRED...




IN THE BIBLE 400 TIMES IS USED THE WORD "LOVE" IN ALL CASES IT HAS BEEN USED... FOR AUTHORITY AND OBEDIENCE

If you are shy and desperate while you watch porn... that's the most horrible combination... life sucks men... if you are happy... just little too much... over the top happy people put you in the category "on drugs".., "using strong amount of alcohol"...
Nowadays sad... being depress is okay... being too happy and over the top ... smiling and laughing...

HARD DRUGS MEN
THAT'S DIAGNOSIS




I feel awful around people... I always need to be sharp... to keep my tongue in the mouth... to play safe... have fun... don't go far... don't go too near...

OH GOD
READING THIS SHIT MAKES ANGRY
FEELING THIS SHIT IS AWFUL

WOMRN SLWAYS FUCK YOU OVER GOING ON PROSTITUTE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3-4 DAYS OF TOXICITY... ENDURANCE... GETTING

MARRIAGE
RELATIONSHIPWE ARE TALKING ABOUT YEARS OF SOBRIETY YOU NEED




I am not right now in relationship... because is total red flag my last one + on the other side... I need to be stone emotionally.. always ready...
No problems
Have stuff
Have my life going on

Right there... right now... I AM TOTAL SUICIDE FREAK

I stopped going to prostitutes

1) No Money... to handle them up
2) I got enough year shaming... right now... I am thinking of getting of grave certificate... right there...

Okay... okay... I FUCKING THE WHOLE ROUND OF PICK UP ARTIST

I HATE THEM
WE GOT NATURALS
WE GOT BETA'S AND NOW MORNING AND DAYGAME ARTIST WITH CONDOMS IN THEIR POCKETS...



So "If he is bad ass..."
- He is that image... because he wants to fuck you.

So "If he is clear and honest with the whole fucking decision about sex and fucking you..."

- He is doing that because he is desperate... guy and he takes decisions in desparate time.

So "If he does not admits it... and also fucks around..."

- That guy has over the top game... and he clearly wants to fuck you over girls.


The nice guy?
That's the creep in the back yard masturbating to be nice + he is doing it... because that's his way of seeing success

BUT AS CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION GOES WE REMOVE THE NICE GUYS BECAUSE THEY LAST FINISH


WE REMOVE THE GAYS... BECAUSE HILY FUCK THEY ALSO TAKE DUMB DECISIONS


неделя, 18 август 2019 г.

Comedy: If My Mom Hates me... It's Great

By DeYtH Banger


I am at least doing something in my life... if somebody hates me. If somebody gives "I am busy..." when you call him/her... fuck around with this shit... don't take it seriously... where do we draw the line?




Bible speaks in metaphors... some kinda deep mented fuck is giving me advice about life with which most I can clean my ass... AFTER I SOBER UP



People say we need new politician... no we don't... WHAT YOU ARE APPLYING... "WE NEED NEW WAY... TO GET MY GREEDY SWEATY ASS... NEAR TO THE BIG MONEY"


All people got a great life in social media, so does my dick... it's premium viewer... he gives a chances to the cool girls... not to the ugly ones...
Sorry for using this word... I AM AT LEAST HONEST
80% ARE MICE TO YOU... BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO YO FEEL BAD...
I WANT TO BE HONEST OKAY




LAY DOWN...
YOU FUMB FUCK
AND IT'S TIME TO LEARN A LESSON
ALL PEOPLE IN SOCIAL MEDIA


Are losers... ain't joining the self-needy... apocalyptic self-narssistic behavior... MY LIFE IS OKAY

I DON'T NEED
VALIDATION
I DON'T NEED SOMEBODY'S APPROVAL




2020 - Main Goal for the people who end... and leave school for a long time... is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology.

2021 - Main Goal for the people who end... and leave school for a long time... is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself... try it at least once... go forward)

2022 - Main Goal for the people who end... and leave school for a long time... is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself... try it at least once... go forward)
(We are talking about full on... full fucking power... main purpose is hangover... main goal are addictions... WE GOT ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THE PRIVIOUS CONTENSTANTS)




Which puts us in the next question as for why I go to "bars".. "discos"... OH MAN I NEED MATERIAL... I NEED FEW OF THOSE SUICIDE SQUAD... I NEED BUNCH 'EM...

I need to observe and enjoy the level toxicity all of them go forward... when I hear on the news a kid died from too much drugs or alcohol...

YEAH I GOT IT..
I GOT TWENY MORE MINUTES OF SET ABOUT THOSE FUCKS
THANK YOU GOD




Oh my birthday was horrible... it was the most useless... day... the stuff which they gave me... they are out...

One of my friends gave me energy drink for my birthday... the cost... the price which he sets... is low... which means this shitty fucker doesn't, deserve any further invitations from my side...

FUCK THUS GUY

Hairy...
Sexual dysfunction guy



One time I was out with this guy and this whiny fuck start telling me "My dick hurts...:
"Oh... ugh... it fucking hurts..."

OH... WHOA MEN... STOP STABING BITCHES... STOP FORKING THEM UP WITH YOUR DICK...
OKAY... GROW FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS
DISGUSTING... SWEATY FUCK

I feel bad as a girl... IF I AM fucked by such low jerk harmonic fuck... I WILL KILL MYSELF
I WILL START CUTTING MY VEINS



He is sweaty
He gives himself to be dominant... to be alpha

FOR WHICH MY MOTTO FUCK THIS GUY...
I AM GOING RUN HIM OVER BY USING A CAR

He shaves and in the same times buys shit from the store to use to put them into GIRLS JAY JAY...

Okay... okay... that's what black people use ... AND FUCK THOSE NIGGAS
FUCK EM
IN ALL THEIR COLOURS
I HOPE GOTS END ALL THOSE EXPIRED FUCKS

Once I was with my wingman and he told me that the owner of the store has been arrested...

WOW... WOW... MAFIO
.. FUCK... FUCK YOU...

His hair is greasy ... he showers once a month... come on... this guy is perfect for homeless... that's what we need to make him homeless..

THIS FISGUSTINC AMATEUR CREATURE...

NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN... PIN... FORK
This fuck and let's be over with this shit...
His mom... his father..
Fuck 'em...

HERE IS HOW MUCH I CARE... I HOPE I CAN RUN OVER HIS WHOLE FAMILY...
THE MOST USELESS MEMBERS IN THE FOOD CHAIN... THE MOST HORRIBLE. . DISGUSTING... UGLY LOOKING PEOPLE
I HOPE I CAN KILL 'em..

God needs to kill agnostics...

COME PEOPLE GO IN HELL... I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR AGNOSTICISM... I KNOW YOU NEED to die...

Comedy: Blatter

By DeYtH Banger


I just found out that I am attention seeking fuck... I ALWAYS NEED
ATTENTION
VALIDATION



LIKE MY MOM...
THIS BITCH IS FULL ON THE LINE
"My husband is dead... I am free come over and fuck me... But keep in mind I am desperate, not serious... I GOT A KID"



I hate it... when homos start fucking around... I WANT TO KILL 'EM ALL
WHICH REMINDS ME FOR MY PARENTS... ALWAYS GOING WITH "KIDDO" AND "KID"




I want to stab those low stock... fucks.

Policemen are the most horrible... awful group of people .. obe of them is okay... bunch of them is chaos... is holy grail stolen out of those nasty tv shows with corrupted cops...

We got good cop
We got arrogant cop
We got bad cop
We got corrupted cop
We got neutral cop
We got rage cop
We got aggressive cop




WHOA GUYS, have you thought about going to bed... and go to sleep... come on... I PLAYED ONCE A PERSONA IN THE END... I NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SELF-HATRED AND SELF-GUILT SHIT.




Shame does not exist in my dictionary, often when I wake up... I HOPE IS MY LAST DAY... I HOPE I FALL SOMEWHERE... SOMEHOW AND DIE




"Praying on knees..."



- Come on guys... have some pride... come on... really getting in your knees for invisible force?
We need to lock up those fuckers... unstable society creatures.

Whoa... too large... too big shit... I am jaded as a person and persona... I CAN'T DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS... and getting free sex... IT JUST TOO TOXIC




ALWAYS TESTING AKA SHIT TEST
ALWAYS YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL... WHAT YOU ... HOW YOU SAY IT ..

IT JUST AWFUL... FUCKING AWFUL
I gave a chance too free sex... I AM TOTALLY UNSTABLE...





I hate it when girls and women make it the moment sexy... they touch themselves... they put on make up... they look you in a sexy way...



"UEHG... HELLO ... EXCUSE ME... PERVERT ON THE BOARD IS HERE..."

So hi... hello... good morning... good evening and good night... I am a sex addict... alcoholic family and friends... definently broad up out of a dysfunctional family, facebook and as overall social media addicted...

Okay folks, later on you gonna hate me... a lot... but whatever ..today I am here to take your jobs... career... It's my main goal... it's survival benefactor.

So far as near as your fucking desperate whore mom...




People say "Great set".. "It was great"... then they leave the holy fucking thing... no more replies... no more like that... IT WAS LIKE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE SCENE

SAY IT FEW TIMES
AND NO MORE

AFTER SUCH COMMENTS
I WANT TO DRAIN THE FUCKING BLOOD OUT OF ME... BECAUSE... I FEEL GUILT... I FEEL INNER GUILT... I FEEL HOLY GRAIL GUILT
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT... TO SHARE IT TO OTHER PEOPLE...
TO DO SOME STUFF




I got a girlfriend... don't want you to clap... you are just wasting your time... clapping is self-sacrifice process... no think... no thought... bashing... hitting the one hand with the other... WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING TYPE IF INTELLIGENCE IS THAT?
Tell me?
Be honest about it?

At least with me..
I don't care about your sins... BECAUSE I AM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL




God is always around... right now I feel like... I am wasting my life... I feel depress... sad... I see my mom... I WANT TO TO STOP HER FUCKING PULSE
TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING PIG AND FINUSH IT ALL
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HORRIBLE
I NEED TO KEEP IN MIND WHAT I SAY
WHAT SHE SAYS
I NEED TO REMEMBER SHIT
THEN MOST CASES FRIENDS TURN SHIT ON ME


OH YOU DON'T REMEMBER
OH YOU FUCKING DON'T REMEMBER

OH WHAT'S THAT?
GOD TEST TOO SEE AM I S CAPABLE HUMAN BEING?
FUCK THAT?
FUCK YOU?
I WANT PEACE... LOVE
BUT I READ THE BIBLE AND ALL ABOUT IS OBENDIEnCE AND OWNING MY ASS...
THIS is not love... not exactly the kinda love I need.

God always goes with
"Not enough","Not enough","Not enough","Not enough",... and then full narrow go masturbate... go watch porn... go sober up... go sad
Be depress
OH COME ON
I WANT TO CHILL


I feel always need to return favors like my fucking whiny bitchy mind... this is not funny... not exactly type of fun

събота, 17 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Life

By DeYtH Banger


Life sucks... come on grow up... stop solving problems... stop with imaginary friends...

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
OKAY?

BLATTERED
DIGIT FUCK



It's total segment, I lost hope in society... expectations... pure charm levels of dussapointement.
I wasted my life on watching porn and never getting enough

And I just described almost the 30-40% of society... greedy saints... selfish fuckers
Liars
If you give your trust to someone you are going to get lies... you are going to get target be lied to you.
That's what all about Bulgaria is...
Grab your bags
And buckle up ... now than somewhere... later along the future.
Facebook is like my life... the way I act and deal in life... but much much... much more safer...

Somebody is bad...
Ignore him
- Pressure
Fucked up
Whole day
Too much suicidal
In the end .... he ends up killing himself...

Somebody is offending and offensive... block him... or block his messages..
Somebody you don't want you to pass the next Genes...
Like his shit...
Like his posts and ignore his messages
Do it often
It's awful





I hate so much screw up people and clean up people from addiction... it just loses all my Hope's in myself...

ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE
NOT ME..

..

Facebook is for introvert becoming extrovert...

My cousin says: "We all are introverts and extroverts..."

You need to grab and suck my dick and your hopes to die while your whole life degredates ... BE GLOODED WITH HOLY DESPAIR




"Believe in God"

- Another bullshit... Muslims suck... Buddhist go with piece and Christian God... I GET HIS IDEA
WE GOT HOLY FUCK IDOLS
HITLER
HE WANTED TO DESTROY THE HEWS
I GET HIS IDEA
THEY ARE AWFUL
SMALL HAT ON THEIR HEAD

Oh come on... grow pair of balls... grow the fuck up...
What next dolls games?



I just started reading crime shit on one app just to keep my sanity point.
Sylvia it's vomit with hot dog... her mom forces her to eat diaper content... and 5 cents tax for abusing and just keep it lightheart that Sylvia is masturbating in front of her family with coca cola bottle.

Oh God this shit is somebody's "hard on" for the night.

Gertrude said "I had to teach this girl a lesson.."

We are talking about Sylvia and she Is dead.


"You are in Pain"

- No need to acknowledge it you piece of worthless trash.



"Stop doing that..."

- Who the hell are you...?



"You are always like that..."

- Nope statistically you are wrong... your parents are deeply disappointed from you, that's why you pin shit on others...



"Cars.."

- What's with main goal and main target... "Go get a car"... fuck off
.. . I am not buying a bomb... I am not buying mental box.

вторник, 13 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Zuper

By DeYtH Banger


I got a girlfriend... yeah... yeah... don't clap... or laugh... no reaction!


PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR ANYTHING FURTHER WHICH COULD HAPPEN

YOUR MOM WAS FUCKED SHE WAS NOT VIRGIN THIS IS A FACT

IF MOM GOT BLOOD BELOW THE SHEETS AFTER SHE WAKES UP SHE IS A DIRTY MEXICAN CLEANER... SHE CLEANS THE BODIES


It's bit raw... like your father's sweaty, hairy ball's but who is askin?
Who is saying!

Sorry folks but stuff don't go great.... I LOSE MOJO... MOTTO MOTIVATION AND WHOLE FUCKING SET WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE DRIES ME OUT
SHE IS A CREEP
SHE JOKES ABOUT HER DEAD FATHER
HERE IS SPECIAL OUTCOME BITCH

YOUR MOM IS ALIVE AND IS CLEARLY U FUCKABLE FUCK




I am planning to leave... to skip... to stop... to clean... cancel... the whole fucking relationship... I just hate it.. I found out that I AM GOING TO BE OUT WITH A FREAK
OKAY
THIS IS TOO MUCH
I GONNA GET LOST WITH DATA
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I GO IN FULL ON HELL HOLE

I just had a chance to make few of my shows at the movies... TV shows... ads... I DID IT... FREE
IT WAS GREAT ADVERTISEMENT
PLUS
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IS THE JOKE FOR ME OR ON ME

HERE IS THE END STORY
YOU NEED OXYGEN TANK
I AM THINKING ABOUT DRINKING AND DRUGS?
WHY?
CLEARLY DIFFERENCES
AND PRETTY ADAPTABLE FUCK I AM
Your father created you by putting the UIO... - UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA
HE DID IT... PRETTY PATHETIC...
BUT HE DEFINETLY LEFT YOUR MOM WHY?
HE IS COWARD!



My father
This guy is buried fuck... fuck around with this gay guy... gay jokes... gay fucks we got bunch of them... the whole army is homosexual.
But still blue cops... what's wrong with those guys...
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP
SUCK IT UP

THE BEST ADVICE ON THE MARKET

Comedy: Guys

By DeYtH Banger

Just fuck me ... okay...? Fuck dominanation... people say information is not fun being walking database is bad shot... no fun, no gain. But guys let's be real when dice don't follow the float you make the flow... okay folks...


Get ready
Set
Background
Action


In the beginning filming... aand acting is fun but then comes chaos of toxicity... repeation... shouting ... being upset.

Off fuck that my life is not living around the edge... it's all about stability like somebody's dick nice... compassion guys don't get laid.


Let me re-phrase that I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW SOME GUY IS ADDICTED TO MY JOKES... AND IN THE SAME TIME THE SAME FUCKER TRYING TO FIND AND RE-DISCOVER MY NEXT JOKE... AND EHAT I AM GOING TO TELL

HERE IS THE THING
NO TELL
NO SAY

When I GO THROW MOVIES I GOT HUGE CHILLS OF ELEVATION PEOPLE LAUGH... PEOPLE JOKE
SO FUCK THAT I AM AROUND TO FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS WE NEED
BUNCH HIV POSITIVE FUCKS
I HATE BELIEVERS


COME ON GROW UP DIDN',T YOU HAD ALREADY ENOUGH IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
GROW BALLS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF RAM FRAME
SO THE END OF THE STORY GOES LIKE YOU WHOLE FAMILY DIES RETARDED SND FAITH FUCKS GO AS THE MOST MORALLY CORRUPT CREATURES


YEAH... YEAH... COMPLAIN
I LOVE IT
WE GOT ONE MORE HOUR MATERIAL
I SM GOING TO ENJOY TO TAKE NOTES
WHEN YOU FUCK A CHICK YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ALPHA FUCK
BETA FUCKS ARE FIWNERS OF HIEARCHY
I SPEAK COMPLEX?
I AM HYPERACTIVE
AND TOO ADDICTED PERSONA




I don't like fat fucks just too much food to digest to fuck them and they are not good in bed their energy is so lazy and so morally corrupted that 5 minutes is as much as their own personal record.
One guy told me that I CAN'T SPEND MY TIME WITH DEBUNKING
MYTHS
FACTS READING
AND DATA AS OVERALL

I AM LIKE WHY NOT?
IF SOMEBODY DIES I DON'T CARE of size fuck that one... fuck this fucking bullet point
I care about reason...
Why
What
When
How
And
Where

Best question most of them are good conversational starters the others are conversational killers...

Open ended game
I know that from my own fucking personal experience of fucking your mom



OH YOU ARE OFFENDED
WHY?
I PUT IN HER

UIO... UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT
OKAY GO DIGEST THIS BITCH

BUT STILL
NO FUCKING

THIS GUY IS PLAYING HARD... OH FUCKING TOO HARD



GIRLS ARE LIKE GAME
I HOPE I DIE 
WHY 
I ONLY EXPECT SHIT AND I GOT A LOT OF
 WORRIES




And more optimistic view

Who am I guys?
The guy who runs the whole fucking gun
The guy who pin outside your insecurity levels
Snd fuck that
I am the guy who will screw you over... NO FUN... NO FUCK FOR YOU

Intellect ruin us... I FULLY FISAGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT "TRY GO OUT SIMPLE..." BE "Go to basic"
Language... is the barrier of complexity... the moment intellect and be intellectual was born that's the moment we went total full on screw on level.

I am going to sign in as president... I AM GOING TO LEGALIZE DRUGS... NAINLY BECAUSE OF INTELLECTUAL STAND POINT

ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS DIE... PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE ARE GOOD TO LIVE...

понеделник, 12 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Answers

By DeYtH Banger


"I am pass"
- Fuck this saying... who made up this shitty phrase it's awful and disgusting.

"I get you"

- Fuck you... try vibing that type of shit your worthless pinless fuck.

"Hatred, you are too hateful... too negative."

- It's substraction you idiot... I AM THE FUCKING BALANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE


I JUST GOT A CHANCE TO BE LOUD AT A GANNY

IT WENT AS FAR AS "OUT"
LOUD PITCH...


Sometines people like agressors and like others getting awful life that's what we are... we are piece of people who like and enjoy others suffering.


The truth is that I masturbate on specific topics.

Let's go full on... full forwatd emails gives me anxiety... IT'S LIKE FULL HARD ON OF GHOST RAPING YOU


I AM NOT AGNOSTIC... MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR THE FURTHER ARGUMENT... GOD DOES NOT EXIST
VANGA IS BULLSHIT
GANDI IS A PERVERT
AND FUCK THE FUCKING STEALING FANTAST OF MOTHER THERESA




I machos are the most worthless examples of intelect... so strong... so much muscles... so for what?
To suck a dick?
To show off: Fuck You. This is as far as you gonna get from attention hook point.

Social status, for social stand point I am in dwn point hiarchy..I AM THE MOST HORRIBLE... BULGARIAN... AMERICAN... ENGLISH COMBUNATION YOU CAN GET FROM THE MARKET


Yeah... yeah I remember the guy with the hat... he had great thoughts...


"SO MUCH VALUE GIVEN TO ME... WHILE I FUCK HER..."

Most of my worries are builded up.. I WORRY THAT WHAT GIVE AS VALUE US GOING TO BE USED IN SEX WHILE THEY FUCK... LESS GIVEN FUCK TO ME... AND MORE FUCK GIVEN TO HER
I AM NOT GAY
I AM NOT A DICK ADDICT
I WORRY OF VALUE GIVEN AROUND AND SOMEBODY WINNING BECAUSE OF ME


IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SOMEONE... START GIVING FUCK... START CARING... THE WAY YOU ARE DOING IT... IS BY FUCKING HER... OR HIM


Gays are horrible re-group and as overall group they are so soft... so out of masculinity... IF I WANT VISUALISE WHAT'S WOMAN IN MALE VERSION... THAT'S WHAT MY BIAS PULLS ME OVER
GAYS
GAYS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MIXURE OF HORROR MOVIE
IT'S SO UNNATURAL... SO AWFUL...
There is porn in which people eat poop, it's called "THIS MORON NEEDS A BRAIN".
There is porn in which you put objects inside holes...

HEY FOLKS STOP DOING THIS SHIT
MOST HOLES ARE NOT PUTTING OBJECTS... IT'S HORRIBLE UPBRINGING SHIT... MOST HOLES MADE UP TO PISS... EAT... CUM... POOP... THAT'S THE IDEA...

Nothing too far... nothing less!



What is great is small children I LIKE THE WHOLE idea of subscribing to the smaller version pussy go fuck in the far far future. It's definetly lesson giving and becoming a teacher on "fucking'.


I hate people who lie and are not serious it's like AN AND AA meeting which is anal norms and assholes area meetings... those groups are for suicidal people. Great place!

People say suicide is bad, but it's value giving process. You safe time, you economical by standpoint you make God's work more easy + you can make it fun... exciting and something to look forward.



"Call Center"


- Sorry folks I DON'T WORK ANYMORE THERE... I AM NOT OKAY OF SOMEBODY USING ME AS A PUPPET ABD FUCKING ME AROUND



"Liars"



We need those folks from evolutional stand point, but if you ask me... FUCK 'EM

KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING REGROUP

THE LESS FUCK GIVEN TGE BETTER LIFE GONNA BE LIVED




Facebook and as overall social media it has not weight opinion + nothing more than going aroubd qualities:

- Care More
- Give Fuck More
- Lie
- Attention Span Deficific
- Less Serious
- Lazy
- Procrastinate
- Waste Time
- Compare yourself
- Qualify yourself


All those qualities here are for control freak, compulsive and  obsessive...


Anyone using underground... subway?
Lately!

I have been few times in the metro... today and lately since the whole beginning of the undergound base shit... I have been thousand times, IF TODAY I AM HERE... IT'S MAINLY BECAUSE OF COMPLAINING

WHAT BUGS ME... IS THAT THERE IS WRITTEN NOWHERE AS FOR WHERE TO LOOK... WHERE TO STARE WHEN THE STOPS AS TOO MUCH OR YOU GONNA HAVE FUCKING LONG... FUCKING LONG RIDE


The other thing is toilets with holes... it's nasty and horrible place... some places smell awful... exactly room awful.

What I want to complain is idiolazing fans and too much staring beautiful women...




I GET IDEA YOU ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF TO GET CONFINDENCE TO ELIVATE... TO PULL UP THE CONFIDENCE SHEET

BUT FUCK THAT PROCESS
BUT FUCK THAT IDEA

THE MASS IS LESS THAN YOU
THIS SHIT STAYS WITH ME



When you grow up and you still want to play with toys like the way you were as a child... without looking like mental instable or mad... or crazy the way is to go in politics.

There you play with toys for grown ups... you move action figures... you make real life consequences which to be honest is near as 5D ... with the mist updated matrix technology.

сряда, 7 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger


Shut the fuck up… sums pretty clear everything… silence wins everything.

People say always shit… they shit others
…. And now we got delusions… believing in higher beings…



GROW THE FUCK UP
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDN'T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP



"God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference."


Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck up… come on… drugs… alcohol go get it… feed the fuck… go feed yourself. Didn't worry you are classical dysfuctional being ..  LOOK FORWARD TO IT



Some people ask me "how to get a girl?" Or even "How do you get a girl?"

1) Don't be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate her… but do not be rapist


Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND IT'S MUCH EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE




4) Be friendly… but not too friendly
5) Ask for her opinion… be honest as for what you think but never fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease her… fuck around with her… but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand … it nakes shapes… it can be one finger…it can be few fingers… it can be whole fucking hand…



7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck task

8) Tease her… fuck around with her… but do not insult her… offend her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated



In other further thoughts… I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK MY HAND… UF POSSIBLE …. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING ME…
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME





I hate dates… girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvation… it's as real as playing the game "WHO IS ALPHA HERE?" IN WHOLE homo scenario




People are afraid mainly because their life sucks… their lifes are worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUY… THE ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A DYSFUNCTIONAL… THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKS… HARD CASE



Oh man…. Oh man this here is hard set… leave the room by any chance you gonna get emotionally fucked up… mentally screw up… the thing man is girls are toxic… fuck little bit more

 YOU DON'T GET MESSAGE
"GAME OVER" AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E MISSION… YOU GET HARD TOXICITY… MORE AND MORE… THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET TOXIC


IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU
BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE



WE GOT A FYI …. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIES….

Most people's get impossible goals… they set for themselves unachievable goals… as for me… I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOAL… "KILL MYSELF" I AM TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO IT… MOST CASES AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN



Oh man life sucks… if today yoy are here ..  probably you got mood problems… if you are comedian you are a hard case… OUCHYou can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty let's use this as sticking point…

Today is a big day… I mean the material which is going to come up … is going to turn you over… u can leave now or continue by staying here.

I saw one of those car  license "Sad Ak 209" that fuck definetly needs few poluce check out. Isn't obvious… this here is sign for bad shit comming on the way.




People feel bad .. I CAN  BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING MECHANISM..
 SHAMING THAT'S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angry… ready to fuck around… THIS HERE CLARITY… CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN… WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALS… NOT GROUPS FOR GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISM… SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supreme… the super race… the race which Hitler couldn't kill
… I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLES… I HATE THOSE FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFE… IT'S MY TURN I AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha males… what the hell… You don't find me funny… I GET IT SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO COMPLAIN … BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME

Review: The Naked Jape: Uncovering The Hidden World Of Jokes

The Naked Jape: Uncovering The Hidden World Of Jokes The Naked Jape: Uncovering The Hidden World Of Jokes by Jimmy Carr
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"July 30, 2019 –
100.0% "It explains jokes... it gives and shares ideas of other comedians and the best part is that the behind this book is Jimmy Carr well known English comedian."
July 30, 2019 –
100.0% "It's total must for comedians... a book which is total need to read."
July 18, 2019 – page 130
45.14%
July 15, 2019 – page 103
35.76%
July 10, 2019 – page 88
30.56%
July 10, 2019 – Shelved
July 10, 2019 – Started Reading"

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понеделник, 5 август 2019 г.

Review: This Might Get a Little Heavy: A Memoir

This Might Get a Little Heavy: A Memoir This Might Get a Little Heavy: A Memoir by Ralphie May
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"July 26, 2019 –
100.0%
July 24, 2019 – page 169
55.59%
July 18, 2019 – page 102
33.55%
July 10, 2019 – page 81
26.64%
May 7, 2019 – page 41
13.49%
May 5, 2019 – page 11
3.62% "Nothing makes it fun and exciting than going around a comedians life... strugles... obstacles...

...

It's fun to read book!"
May 5, 2019 – page 11
3.62%
May 5, 2019 – Shelved
May 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Comedy: Secret

By DeYtH Banger

I prefer to fuck my right hand and if I want more enthusiastic handjob… I GO WITH LEFT HABD
IS MORE UNNATURAL
MORE ALIENATING


Girls waste energy and time
Rapist are good at timing… always ready to rape… to dominate and we are talking about level of toxicity… maximimal… in childhood.


If you think I speak fast… you are fucking wrong… it can go more faster and even more…
I just don't add up pauses… life sucks with pauses… in the end of the show we don't go for bugs, glitchers, errors and lag we go with the speed up shoe. That's the way it sounds with minimum level of pauses.



People who are on their knees… are praying for salvation from addiction. So I GET THE IDEA OF GIRLS ACTING OUT… WITH ON THEIR KNEES..
THEY GO WITH BL0WJOB + PRAYING WHICH IS EGO PROBLEM… MULTI TASKING PROBLEM



AA AND AN Groups… suck… I WANT TO FUCK AN EMOTIONAL BITCH
A BITCH WHICH NEAR LEVEL OF SUICIDE… I WANT TO BE MENTALLY SO FUCKED UP THAT WHILE I FUCK HER… SHE TO START CUTTING WRIST
FUCKING AEOUND WITH VEINS
I LOVE THAT
THAT'S AN INVESTMENT
THAT'S WHAT I WANT IN SEX AS MUCH HIGH INVESTMENT AS POSSIBLE…


I want a bitch which acknowledges her problems… it's lovely scenario… to say

"I HAD AN AFFAIRS, MY LIFE SUCKS… "

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT

WHAT'S WITH COUPLES AND PUBLIC FUCKING… KISSING AND UNAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

"I WANT… I CAN?"
"I WILL… I AM GOING TO?"



Is this the shit?
Always got a problem, what I can sat say society fuctions on problems fundaments… Which start to make me think that the the bitch which was near me in the metro… WAS TYPICAL DYSFUCTIONAL WHORES


WHAT ARE WHORES… PROSTITUTES AND DANCERS?

All got one deep fundamental problem… they are comming not from healthy household, dysfuctional parents!


AND THEY DON'T GET ENOUGH

Nothing more than edgy… almost on the moment to kill "herself" girl…over emotional whore…


I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT
IT MAKES ME TO FEEL THAT

"I FUCK MY PROBLEMS"



Your mom sick rigid bitch, that's the definion about your mommy…

MAN FUCK YOUR PARENTS
IF YOU ARE TODAY HERE AS CROWD… PROBABLY YOU PARENTS FUCK YOU OVER AS MUCH THAT YOUR GENES ARE GOIMG TO VE WIPED OUT
NATURAL SELECTION
IF YOU ARE ON THE STAGE TODAY
MAN YOU ARE IN PAIN…


Most comedians are expressive… show off as for me… I AM FUCKING DEAD INSIDE
REALLY
ANGER IS SUITABLE FOR BULGARIA

THE WHOLE STAND POINT IS NEUTRAL… THIS SOUND LIKE A SUITABLE IDEA

When I see happy couples… happy people I WANT TO KILL THOSE FOLKS… THIS KINDA SUMS UP THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IN MASS SHOOTING

JOKE ON ME
MY TURN
YOUR MOM IS AN EFFECTIVE COCK SUCKER
NOT A SMOKER
BUT A SUCKER