понеделник, 30 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible (Proper Arguments... Jehovah Witness)

by DeYtH Banger

“Better is a dish of vegetables where there is love than a fattened bull where there is hatred.”
Proverbs 15:17
“I, Jehovah, am your God, the One teaching you to benefit yourself, the One guiding you in the way you should walk.”
Isaiah 48:17
“Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need, since the Kingdom of the heavens belongs to them.”
Matthew 5:3


“You must love your neighbor as yourself.”
Matthew 22:39
“Just as you want men to do to you, do the same way to them.”
Luke 6:31
“Happy are those hearing the word of God and keeping it!”
Luke 11:28
 “When a person has an abundance, his life does not result from the things he possesses.”
Luke 12:15
“So, having food and clothing, we will be content with these things.”
1 Timothy 6:8
“There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving.”
Acts 20:35

- The bible is written by many authors... it's not holy written from God it's written from many people it's mass manipulation... we got social media we got twitter the more believers manipulate. Beliving in invisible force... makes you happy... so the holy fuck... the emptiness which you feel is something which God needs place...

What a silly crazy arguments and this doesn't stop us from moral conduct... cherry picking from the bible... this is some kinda joke?
You say that you believe then you
Cherry pick
How about

GETT ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB
AT LEAST WE ARE NOT DOING CHERRY PICKING UP HERE!



“Throw your burden on Jehovah, and he will sustain you. Never will he allow the righteous one to fall.”
Psalm 55:22
“The plans of the diligent surely lead to success, but all who are hasty surely head for poverty.”
Proverbs 21:5
“Do not be afraid, for I am with you. Do not be anxious, for I am your God. I will fortify you, yes, I will help you, I will really hold on to you with my right hand of righteousness.”
Isaiah 41:10
“Who of you by being anxious can add one cubit to his life span?”
Matthew 6:27
“So never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties. Each day has enough of its own troubles.”
Matthew 6:34
 “Make sure of the more important things.”
Philippians 1:10


“Do not be anxious over anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication along with thanksgiving, let your petitions be made known to God; and the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and your mental powers by means of Christ Jesus.”
Philippians 4:6, 7


- I like playing in the arrogant arrow... role... to be in this downside... fucking going forward with fucking around... SO here is the thing science is science... stable foundaments... bible is unstable shit... stop talking in complex words... going around the point... over the point but never on the point... that's the bible... I read those above arguments.

CLEARLY
VERY ADAPTABLE SHITTY FUCKER

DOING COMEDY IN OTHER LANGUAGE.. ... IS HARD!?

HOW ABOUT GO DOWN AND SUCK YOUR DICK... YOU GAY FUCK
GAY FUCKS SUCK
IT'S PROPER ARGUMENT FOR TONIGHT SHOW




HUSBANDS/FATHERS


“In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. A man who loves his wife loves himself, for no man ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cherishes it . . . Each one of you must love his wife as he does himself.”

Ephesians 5:28, 29, 33

“Fathers, do not be irritating your children, but go on bringing them up in the discipline and admonition of Jehovah.”

Ephesians 6:4

WIVES

“The wife should have deep respect for her husband.”

Ephesians 5:33

“You wives, be in subjection to your husbands, as it is becoming in the Lord.”

Colossians 3:18

 CHILDREN

“Children, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous. ‘Honor your father and your mother’ is the first command with a promise: ‘That it may go well with you and you may remain a long time on the earth.’”

Ephesians 6:1-3

“You children, be obedient to your parents in everything, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord.”

Colossians 3:20


- So what?... I need to be obedient to my parerents?
How about go fuck yourself!

More proper and exact argument and on the point I can't give you than this one here!

Subjections?
Who tha fuck are you
GO kill yoursewlf
Silly fuck!

Manipulation of Jehovah... go fuck yourself!

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