понеделник, 17 февруари 2020 г.

Review: You

You You by Caroline Kepnes
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"February 24, 2019 –
10.0% "There are stalker... and obsession and suspense and killing... and crime... how far can this story get?
...

That's the bust thing which can say!"
February 23, 2019 –
10.0% "Definitely "Total Must watch""
February 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "The story has been very well introduced... and it reminds me little about
the tv show and the book series "Dexter"."
February 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Congrats to Writer... well written and well presented"
February 23, 2019 – Shelved
February 23, 2019 – Started Reading"

- Total... Must read...
Total you need to check out this
Book...


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Review: Tango One

Tango One Tango One by Stephen Leather
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"December 23, 2019 –
5.0%
December 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Can't wait to have a chance to check out and other works... until the end of this year...

It was a long fucking year!"
December 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Guess What I am... right now... here!"
December 23, 2019 – Shelved
December 23, 2019 – Started Reading"

- I started wih high hopes, high expectations...
It starts complex and then... in the middle and right at the kickstar... he fucks it over... probably author day of being screw up...



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неделя, 16 февруари 2020 г.

Comedy: Nerdy

By DeYtH Banger

I hate nerds... IF I NEED TO BE INTO AND ONTO SOME SHIT...

People get upset that they get friendzoned...
There is new thing on the market it's call

"I AM GETTING NOWHERE NEAR"

I am not put as provider material... boyfriend material... marriage material...
Friendship material...
No near this shit!

Bible is free book and ebook... because it's shit...
It's foolish knowledge...
Don't tell me the truth... while I AM IN BED WITH YOU GIRLS..
I HATE THE FUCKInG TRUTH
I STRONGLY INSECURE...
I NEED SUPPORT MOST CASES A POSITIVE ONE...

I AM OKAY AND WITH LIES...
AT LEAST ONE DAY... ONE MOMENT IN MY LIFE IN WHICH I AM WITH A LIE AROUND ME...
BETTER THAN THE FUCKING TRUTH...
STONE FACE...

OH GOD... THIS KILLS EVERYTHING IN BED

Rapist I CAN SOLVE IT
I MADE A SOLUTION...
THEY need castration...

Saint Valentime...
St... Valentine... what a pathetic... day... celebration of love?
What?
What type of love?

I hope you all die in the suage system...
I was created in DYSFUNCTIONAL family don't think that I HAVE ANY EMPATHY AND Love to others...
I am selfish...

Today I am going to explain why people drink alcohol get drunk...
They are afraid of losing people around them...
They are afraid being left alome with their thoughts...
With themselveS

THIS SHIT IS HORRIFYING
IT'S HORRENDOUS

SCHOOL YEARS WEREN'T EASY YEARS... LEFT ALONE TO BE JUDGE BY THOSE DAYS...
FUN NOWADAYS IS DRUGS
ALCOHOL...
IT'S NOT CURE FOR DEPRESSION... STRESS... ANXIETY

But by itself by doubt rule it's how we get entertain...
OH MEMORIES

Have you seen kids lately... those trouble... creators... oh god... I HATE 'EM...
DON'T YOU FEEL THE NEED TO LOCK 'EM SOMEWHERE


ALWAYS CRYING...
ALWAYS WANTING...
WHEN IS OVER

White race... black race is not all about slavery... it's the way they get it.
Black people...
Get 10 000 for a week from parents...
White race...
From buck up to 100 bucks...
We are totally fucked up

Okay... OKAY... OKAY OKAY I AM GONNA TRY SOMETHING DON'T PUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS... HIGHER

I was one of those members of pick society...
I was doing over there my comedy... stand up material
...
It was my enviroment for comedy

Doing crazy and brutal shit putside and then telling my insane adventurous for thousand of laughs...

Comedy: Love Or Dead?

By DeYtH Banger

What is it?
Love ir dead?
Love by itself is self-sabotage and self-sacrafice... dead by itself is the final trip, destination of sacrafice.
There is "Ok" in homophobic it's called start using some biased secular opinions.

"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 72% water. I can walk on babies. Therefore I'm 72% jesus."

I read it...
I saw it... this one...
Great line!

Qurona virus is out... guys... chinese cheap fucks are dead...
One thing screw my mind over why people lock themselves up?

Here is the truth... stand up comedians repeat routines like pathetic piece of garbage.

Killers never keep secret... nothing more than mosque of excitement can be spotted right on the track.
Metal music is not political shit... IT'S SATAN SHIT!

What we need to is to sedate people...that's how we deal with bullies...
Tough chilfhood... trouble making cousin...
You get criminal...
Did you got this recipe down?

Willlie likes to kill because as he puts it "It's fun..."
Guess whst he is right...
This guy is right... not left or forward!
His nickname is baby face killer.

Shen a killer breaks in your home...
IT'S SCARY?
WHATS YOUR AGE YOU PATHETIC LOW TOLERATED SHIT?
How old are you?

The ginger had a God Complex... inside hm... inner jerk off msnufestion of probation.
Religious... Popes...
Most people got rules...
Some of them can't fuck...
Imagine this sentence for your whole fucking life?

Donald Trump... win... was easy... it was predictable...
It was fucking predictable we had the crazy bitch... the insane...Hilary Clinton and Trump...
Better idiot... than insanity...
Hilary is another huge fuck up...
She had been in prison...
Hey granny go kill yourself!

There is always a motherfucker... never a father fucker...
Why noone wants to fuck fathers...
Dick creates children... x-master... pornhub are sites which cause less children.

Pick Up guys alienate... socializing... they fucking alinating...
Now I am gonna tease the girl...
Now I am gonna use an opener
Now I am gonna use push-pull
Now I am going to approach...

OH MEN STOP FUCKING THINKING YOU SLUMB BAG OF FOOD

I hate people who stutter it's like when you computer gets 100% process...
Don't you start kicking it?
Hitting it?
Insulting it?
Getting nervous about the whole thing?

The same thing is with people who stuuter they slow down shit... they blink... they waste time and they never getting any far than holy gosh weird noises...
Alien to rape me... is better than this.

Most shitties human ever lived are liars
...
Awful fucking creatures...
Mass overthinkers
Mass excuses...
On huge fucking level is holy fuck... awful

Comedy: I Hate Myself

By DeYtH Banger

Lets start with from here...
Lets fucking start... I HATE MYSELF AS FIRST THEN WE CONTINUE WITH MY FUCKING MOM... I DO NOT CARE ZBOUT THIS SLOB...
SHE IS A FUCKING SLOB

Single guys I can ralate to them

Married
Relationship guys
Couples

Those people I can't relate with them... I HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH MY MOM FOR 20 YEARS AND SOMETHING LAST FEW YEARS I HAD THE FEELING OF CHOPPING OF HER HEAD
AND MASTURBATING WHILE FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD IS GOING UPSIDE

I HAVE HEARD POOPING... PISSING WHILE I HAVE BEEN IN THE KITCHEN EATING SO FAR
ME IN RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE FAT GUY TO STOP EATING...
I JUST CAN NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT CONSEQUENCE AFTER CONSEQUENCE

This guy was like a little cockroach
Here is some brutal honesty...
If today you are not on stage...
Right now... right at this fucking point in your life...

YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING DEFINETLY

PEOPLE WHO SAY
"MAYBE"
"PROBABLY"
"LET ME THINK ABOUT IT"

MOST CASES IS HARSH FUCKING "NO"

BELIEVERS IN GOD
NO FUCKING SKEPTIC WHATSOEVER

LIFE IS HARSH
SO DOES PUTTING ALL DAY BITCH SHIELD...

What type of pathetic piece if dhit is in each movie we to have...
Sex...
Sex...
Sex...
Sex
Fucking...
What the fuck!

"Orb spiders mummify their prey before they kill it."

When is about mumfuing... and preys... nothing more than scary Stephen King shit.

петък, 14 февруари 2020 г.

Comedy: Bogus (Bonus)

By DeYtH Banger


Part 1

I just don't see myself with a person more than a week ir month…
I can't be a with a girl for a whole fucking life…
I just can't do that
After a week… I start to get disgusted after a month… I see it as a hell hole and after few months I want to end it all…


George Carlin -  (Stop ass kissing and idealizibg this guy… fuck you)… this guy was huge influential on me… if it wasn't this guy then jim norton… then we pull rabbit out of hat… Jimmy Carr, Louis Ck… we go as far as Eddie Pipitone, Tom Papa… then we continue Bill Burr, Jim Breur… You just won't see me here…
Okay.
 I was going to become
Fat
Slob
Average
And die like most of you here
You fucking piece of shit

Some comedians go with go with intelligently offending others.. the guy who played the joker 2019 phoenix something… reminds me for Gary Gulman.
Robert Kelly?
Great Guy

Comedy all about thoughts…
Louis CK masturbated in front of women….
Because he needed that experience to pull out material…
Child Molesters - Fun selfish guys… adventurous and people who like to tell control.

Blair Scott atheist… has a new insight on God.. aka Jesus… Jesus is gay…
Can you imagine… that God is Jesus and then it comes out from other  people as Jesus son of God…
Such a fucking huge theistic society contradiction.

Who gave you this inoirmationn about god stricting certain stuff... you pathetic fuck.

Part 2

There is mother fucking… but no father fuckibg whatsoever…
We got… "I GONNA FUCK YOUR MOST EXPENSOVE THING"
BUT NO
"I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOST CHEAPEST THING"

RICH INDULGED PROCLAIMED FAGGOT…
PULLBUP THE CURTAINS YOU HPLY GLAZE OF SHIT…

Bulgarians this os true about them
…. First hand experience narcissistic downward spiral fucks… that's what defines them… that's the holy gospel of truth….
They are greedy and they steal…
Huge fact

Truth about the black race
STOP ACTING OUT
STOP BEING SO COOL

I SPEAK FOR THE WHITE RACE

ONE MORE THING…
ONE MORE FUCKING THING TO
FAT PEOPLE
A FUCKING MESSAGE FOR FATSO.…

STOP BEING A PUSSY AND START LOOSING WEIGHT.…
START LOSING FUCKING WEIGHT

WITH REPEATING…
I AM LIKE A SOCIAL RETARD

What happens when you invite family to comedy night?
Nothing more than pouder of drugs and alcohol…
Dosing up bitches

Isn't it sad shit?
Family?
Long Relationship…It's so pathetic… chode crystal so much emotional investment when you see couples don't you want to slaughter them?
Love is so overated!

Robert De Niro… Is suchba shitty human…
Mob boss…
Working for the mob…
MOVIES ABOUT SUCH SHIT?
GROW UP…
YOU PIECE OF HORRIBLE MEAT

Life is horrible and nobody is going to admit it…
Isn't sad?
Not the salary thing… but life as overall?

Okay… okay…
My turn… ma…
Women are horrible… their are shit…
Havevyou ever been are a women conflict?
Having a fucking huge problem with a women?

We start with 1… then we go to 2… 3… and 4 base… and 5
Again to 1.… to 3… base… 5… and 1 base… 4 base and this process goes fpr age from one problem solve we go the next one…
Women are problem creators…
Problem machines…
I hate women





Bible Arguments 18

Truth, so what?
People go with
"God doesn't want us to have acess to this"
When I asked…
And who created God?

I GET IT
REFUSAL OF GROWING UP
YOU START MADING UP SHIT
JUST MAKING SHIT UP

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO TAKE LITERALLY AND HOW TAKE AND UNDERSTAND SOMETHING OUT OF THE BIBLE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH TO IGNORE AND WHICH NOT TO…
HOW DO YOU DECIDE TO CHERRY PICK UP SHIT?

HOW FUCKING DO YOU DO IT?
OR YOU TAKE THE WHOLE BOOK
OR NOTHING

Most of their evidence of religious people is based upon the bible. So dpes and the fucking stupid spirtuality… based upon the bases of religion…

Most evidences are represented by ignorant people, ignorance and faith is not open minded…
It has not any type of signs of open minded…

IT'S JUST A FUCKING FOOLISH DECISION…
EVIDENCE
- BIBLE
- EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE
OR
- THREATS

ARE NOT FUCKING EVIDENCE

WHAT THEY NEED TO DO
THEIST TO START THINKING AND RETHINKING WHAT THEY ARE SAYING…
BECAUSE EVIDENCE EHICH THEIR GIVING AND WHAT THEIR SAYING IS IMPOSSIBLE

Lepricorns - DO NOT EXIST
Tooth Fairies - DO NOT EXIST
Unicorns - DO NOT EXIST
Santa Claus - DO NOT EXIST
Boogey Man - DOES NOT EXIST

BUT SOMEHOW
GOD…
JESUS EXIST AND THEY ONLY CONTRIBUTE TO GOOD?
AND HUMANS ARE ALL EVIL?
WHAT TYPE OF HORSE XYZ SHIT IS THIS?

сряда, 12 февруари 2020 г.

Review: The Foreigner

The Foreigner The Foreigner by Stephen Leather
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Oh gosh... I am into action... this was a fun plot to follow... I had a great ride... around.

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Review: Never Mind

Never Mind Never Mind by Edward St. Aubyn
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 5, 2019 –
100.0%
December 5, 2019 –
70.0% "I like the idea... I like the way it's presented"
December 5, 2019 –
70.0% "46:24"
December 5, 2019 – Shelved
December 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: The Hanging Garden

The Hanging Garden The Hanging Garden by Ian Rankin
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"December 5, 2019 –
100.0%
December 5, 2019 –
50.0% "Guess... What this book is not wase of time!"
December 5, 2019 – Shelved
December 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be

It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be by Paul Arden
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Not Really getting to any points... or sticking points


Just fetching and going like a spineless goose around the playground.

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Review: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 4, 2019 –
100.0% "I like the way it ends!
...
Great Advice
Saying truth about truth"
December 4, 2019 –
100.0%
December 4, 2019 –
90.0% "7:01:55"
December 3, 2019 – page 208
70.51%
December 3, 2019 – page 188
63.73% "George Carlin is killing it... great thoughts... great advice... I always enjoys works like this one."
December 3, 2019 – page 188
63.73% "6:25:11"
December 3, 2019 – page 188
63.73% "5:35:00"
November 29, 2019 – page 188
63.73%
November 29, 2019 – page 164
55.59% "5:33:00"
November 29, 2019 – Shelved as: audiobooks
November 29, 2019 – page 164
55.59% "Great book... great story... I am right now surfing on the audiobook."
November 29, 2019 – page 164
55.59% "5:15:40"
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "I have checked out all his comedy specials and looking forward for any extra materials!"
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "It's a great story... what the world needs it's more people like George Carlin... fun story... and I am totally glad that I have chance to be around this work."
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "4:46:16"
November 26, 2019 –
50.0% "4:14:00"
November 22, 2019 –
35.0% "3:12:00"
November 22, 2019 –
35.0%
November 14, 2019 –
15.0%
November 14, 2019 – 0.0% "Moving on guys
1:25:00"
April 9, 2019 – Shelved as: comedy
April 9, 2019 – page 25
8.47%
April 7, 2019 – page 17
5.76%
April 7, 2019 – page 17
5.76% "Some of the stories have been heard on comedy specials... but still George Carlin is not a typical comedian here is more than that..."
April 7, 2019 – Shelved
April 7, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: Wayne Dyer: Wayne Dyer Best Quotes and Greatest Life Lessons

Wayne Dyer: Wayne Dyer Best Quotes and Greatest Life Lessons Wayne Dyer: Wayne Dyer Best Quotes and Greatest Life Lessons by Karen Harris
My rating: 4 of 5 stars



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петък, 31 януари 2020 г.

Review: I Heard You Paint Houses: Frank the Irishman Sheeran & Closing the Case on Jimmy Hoffa

I Heard You Paint Houses: Frank the Irishman Sheeran & Closing the Case on Jimmy Hoffa I Heard You Paint Houses: Frank the Irishman Sheeran & Closing the Case on Jimmy Hoffa by Charles Brandt
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 3, 2019 –
100.0% "This is total raw meat!"
December 3, 2019 –
50.0% "It's a great work... I always enjoy work in which I learn shit about the mafia..."
December 3, 2019 –
50.0% "1:55:00"
December 3, 2019 –
20.0% "The movie is 3 hours... and something..."
December 3, 2019 –
20.0% "As the saying goes"
December 3, 2019 –
20.0% "51:23"
December 1, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Great story... great idea"
December 1, 2019 – Shelved
December 1, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 3, 2019 –
100.0% "Whoa... total kill!"
December 3, 2019 –
100.0%
December 3, 2019 – Shelved as: chance-deserve
December 3, 2019 –
60.0% "57:28"
December 3, 2019 –
60.0% "Fucking great twists... great suprise... just keep it up..."
December 3, 2019 –
60.0% "That's what I am talking about... that's what I want... something in this style..."
December 3, 2019 –
60.0% "Oh whoa... what twist... what a suprise..."
December 3, 2019 –
5.0% "17:50"
December 3, 2019 –
5.0% "I will give a chance to this!"
December 3, 2019 –
5.0% "Moving On Guys!"
December 3, 2019 – Shelved
December 3, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: The Hostage

The Hostage The Hostage by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"December 2, 2019 –
100.0% "Not every writter can keep attention of reader in short stories.. or short pages books... and this style is not for everbody.
Oh men.. I got bored again... no progress... whatsoever..."
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""‘I can tell you what happened,’ said Roscoe, standing beside the inspector. ‘The killer was wearing a ski mask so we don’t have a description."

- Is this Jason... from friday 15?"
December 2, 2019 – Shelved
December 2, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: The Praying Mantis Bride

The Praying Mantis Bride The Praying Mantis Bride by Dean Koontz
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"December 2, 2019 –
100.0% "“It was self-defense.”
“Where did you get the knife? You didn’t have it on the plane.""
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""“You think you’re so beautiful,” Valjean says, “but all I see is a maggot disguised in a human skin. Your father was a maggot, and you’re a maggot, and you’ll get on your knees!"

"The greedy pig needed to apologize for treatin’ me like shit all these years. All she needed to do was apologize.”
“But now you’ve killed her,” Devlin says."
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""Each spell of gagging leads to a greater nausea, until she leans against a wall and hangs her head and disgorges the half-digested food she ate on the plane..."

"More dark blood oozes under the door and seeps past the towel, past the menu. Lucia scoots backward, until she comes up against the shelves. She stares at the blood, but it doesn’t disappear. She stares and stares, and the blood remains.""
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% "murder, murder, murder”—and slowly increases the volume of “Run for Your Life” while adjusting for more bass, which makes the song sound increasingly threatening.
Head up, shoulders back, moving purposefully but refusing to hurry, Lucia exits the bedroom and descends the stairs"


-Oh whoa and whats next?
Btw nice rare words"
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""Her dead husband. A close-up of his stupid face. Strange shifting shadows move across him, and a sleet storm of static comes and goes, but it’s no doubt Michael. He’s not only on TV, but he’s also talking to he...""
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""Every few years, a man like Zachary, driven by rage or lust, gives her a delightful opportunity""
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""“The slut is a superstitious idiot. She dropped these scissors one day and insisted my old man had to pick them up. If the person who drops scissors picks them up, he’ll cut his own good luck. My father thought it was cute. She could have crapped on the dining table, and he would have thought it was cute. Stepping on a spider is bad luck. Stepping on ants brings rain. She believed it all.""
December 2, 2019 –
100.0% ""“You’re crazy if you pay the greedy, stingy bitch two cents. She killed him sure as she killed the first two..."

"Then the old man was cremated, which he didn’t want, and we wondered if the vicious bitch injected him...""
December 2, 2019 –
100.0%
December 2, 2019 – page 42
68.85% ""I haven’t seen the bitch in twenty years,” Mrs. Jones reports.
“You mean your daughter, Lucia?”
“Who else we talkin’ about? You don’t seem too damn good at this, Mr.—what’d you say your name was?"

- Whoa, nice"
December 2, 2019 – page 42
68.85% "I went as far as to the 3 part... the third book and for the other books which are part of the series I am total... huge...

NO... NO..."
December 2, 2019 – page 42
68.85% "If you do not get mad... angry... something is definetly wrong with you"
December 2, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "I am quitly suprise than Dean Koontz is losing his fans in such a way... I just started some of his other works... not much dissatisfied as from this one... from this here sequence."
December 2, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "It reminds me for bookshots by James Patterson...
...
Most books get good intro... good trailer... but in the end they suck."
December 2, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "I am starting to find it's end of this book..."
December 2, 2019 – Shelved as: not-interest
December 2, 2019 – Shelved
December 2, 2019 – Started Reading"

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неделя, 26 януари 2020 г.

Comedy: He, Me

by DeYtH Banger

Definetly 10 gays...
Nope...
5 of 'em...
I got wrong
25
....
Of 'em
....
Guess what gays are ruining everything... Jim Carrey Gay...
Kissed a guy...
(Lip kissing if this is not gay... what is it?
Whisper?
Blind?)
John Travolta...
Gay
This piece if superstitious bullshit...
The Big Guy from Harry Potter also gay
David Sedaris comedian...
Homosexual...
If gays are not ruining the market... what else is happening?
They fucking make market like pile of shit...

I just blocked a guy...
Fuck this fancy faggot

Dogs are mutated dicks
.... with fur... with legs...
Basic mutation

Soon enough... I AM GOING TO LEFT OUT... PEOPLE ARE GOING LEAVE AROUND ME...
SOON ENOIGH
MY BEST FRIEND... BUDDY... PAL IS GOING TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST...
IT LOOKS LIKES THIS IS THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN DEAL WITH B.S.

People got the luxury to get offended and they act like

"This offends me"
"This thing is nasty..."
"I AM OFFENDED"



Whats this fucking bitch attitude in life?
Come on... tell me... what the fuck guys?

Numbnuts...
Piece of garbage!

I just told to two small kids that my friends has sex with small children
And then they yelled with a smile
Pedophile.. (педофиле!)


I tried to kill myself... I FUCKING TRIED IT...
THIS...
EVIDENTLY THIS
IS ATTEMPT OF KILLING MYSELF
AT LEAST I CAN AS SO FAR

WITH MY MOM...
I STILL PLAY THE GAME TO PROOF MYSELF...
I STILL I AM ON IT...
MOST OF YOU ...
YOU ARE ON OTHER GAMES...
ME.. I AM LOSING IT EVIDENTLY


Oh this guy...
Is not my friend... officially..
No need to e an asshole...
Fucking truth...

People today gonna get offended

Rape..
Pedophiles...
All this shit is fun...
If you don't laughing guess what you are doing deep throat you got gagged by somebody's dick and balls...
We got watchers
We got fucking watchers men

Also known as voyagers...
I started reading Pure... I JUST FINISHED
Tool story ...
Oh god this guy is more brilliant than Stephen King...
Stephen King is like a spit...
On the sink
In end it doesn't matter

Kiddie torture fun shit
Child molesters

New shit on my computer which I started streaming!
I am fucking streaming it
Why?
Because I want entertainment suffer
Damn cunts!

Comedy: I Suck

by DeYtH Banger



I definetly.... suck in life...
It's a fact as overall men suck... which puts us as far as near to...
On tinder women get 100 matches... have sex 3 times a day...
Men 20 matches...
Sex...
Most times gets as near as zero... sometimes
...
2... 3 times for a month


Having a dick is something which puts you out the picture... it just fucking does...
Pussy
... is a hole...
Let's stick more into it...
Being nice?
Hah... ughh...
Doesn't get you any far... it's a fucking fact men...
Totality for normality I am piece of a fucking shit....
Devasted bitch....
Low grammar
Low vocubalary...
I suck in all cases



  It's all about conning... people... cheating the fucking system and definetly yeah...
The next thing rolling is not swallowed pussy...

People are nice to me...
Because I am pathetic...
Disco...
Nobody is fucking foing pick up..
Loud music... last thing in the bowl... is to talk to stranger...
People are nice to me because of pity
..
Those fucks feel pity...
Another neglected sydrome

When you are screw up... you are screw up... this is a life time fucking scar...
Confrontation fucks over 1000 men...
Guess what who said that... me!
Me fucking me...
Something which most of you can't acomplish...
You parents got goals...
You are one of the most regret ones and choices whatsoever.

Old fucks... 74... 84...
Old fucks get the bashing dead..


14 in 2004
17 in 2005 
The 2 digit numbers are the victims... the number of victims.

Juana one per month victim?
Sounds like recipe from the doctor about diet
All killers... I mean mostly serial killers...
Get low profile...

FUCKING GREAT GUY
NICE GUY
GENTLE
TENDER

Juana was controlled by rage...
Guess what bitch... no time for you!

Marcus
Is fucked up...
Mass murder
Killing 9 people...
His own semen creation?
Symbol of fucked up!

Army, War, Veterans... Vietnam...
All this shit has one thing in common...
It creates fucked up people!

I want to be a woman... guess what... I WANT IT THIS
THEY GOT IT ALL EASY...
THEY GOT IT EVERYTHING EASY

MEN GO IN DISCO... BAR... CLUB... OR KARAOKE... MOST TIMES THEY GET DISARMED ... IF THEY HAVE ANY WEAPONS AROUND THEM...
WOMEN GET WITH HIGH HEELS...
IN CLUBS... DISCO...
CONCERTS
BARS...

SOMEONE TRIES TO RAPE EM THEY GET THEIR HIGH HEELS... AND START BASHING THOSE FAGGOTS

When people get old they get miserable...
They are pathetic piece of shit...
IF I GO ON THIS IN LIFE...
I QUIT IN LIFE

You FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED PIEVE OF SHIT...
OR AS CHIP CHIPPERSON SAYS IT BullSugar stands for bullshit.

Review: In the Heart of the Fire

In the Heart of the Fire In the Heart of the Fire by Dean Koontz
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"November 30, 2019 –
100.0% "- Nice Word... "swoon"

"Russell Soakes swoons down into darkness...""
November 30, 2019 –
100.0% ""The bitch called again . . . She wants money. A lot of money.
Before starting the engine, Russell sits for a few minutes in stunned recognition of the truth, working through the details of how it must have been done, putting together the pieces.""
November 30, 2019 –
100.0% ""They begin to bundle the dead mother and son in sheets of black plastic.""
November 30, 2019 –
100.0% "Nothing more than full of boredom and hatred .."
November 30, 2019 – page 50
80.65% "But nice chapter 15"
November 30, 2019 – page 50
80.65% "It bores me out ... a lot..."
November 30, 2019 – page 31
50.0% "I still don't get it... why such a good cover and the story ends up Lee Child... style... content... way..

I hope no Lee Child masterclass!"
November 30, 2019 – page 31
50.0% "Dean Koontz... at it's lowest point...
No suprises
No twists...

It's gets so predictable... most times it gets near to the style of Lee Child."
November 30, 2019 – page 11
17.74%
November 30, 2019 – Shelved
November 30, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: Photographing the Dead

Photographing the Dead Photographing the Dead by Dean Koontz
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"November 30, 2019 –
100.0% ""Mia says, “How do you know Dennis? You don’t know us, our lives.”
“Sometimes I see things, visions, moments of the past. And sometimes moments of the future that’ll come true unless . . . unless you take steps to change it. It’s two months until the wedding, isn’t it? Yes. It is. Find out who he is, Mia. Find out who he really is. Promise me.""
November 30, 2019 –
100.0% "But... I can say so far... nice illustrations

"In fact, Palmer has no friends. No one does. Friendship is an illusion, like love and compassion. Palmer’s true identity is Death, Death incarnate, and Death has no illusions...""
November 30, 2019 –
100.0% "I my opinion... Dean Koontz Style... Can't fit in short story"
November 30, 2019 –
100.0% "Not something... I was waiting for... but whatever..."
November 30, 2019 – Shelved as: read-2019
November 30, 2019 – Shelved
November 30, 2019 – Started Reading"

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петък, 24 януари 2020 г.

Bible Arguments 17

By DeYtH Banger

Hey… hey… do not fuck around you promised me to read the bible go and read it and stop with the bravo lips gesture… fuck that.

The people who have written the bible are illiterate.

"She turned the thing in her hand into wand."
"He put his hand in the bosom…  And he putted his hand in the bosom."

- We call this wisdom story comming out Harry Potter book…

- We talking about full on retarded… this guy has serious mental issues…


"The when he removed it from the bosom his hand was white as snow."

- People say that all of them have been aroubd the bible OKAY GREAT
BUT YOU ARE NOT LIKE ME… I AM A PERVERT + I AM WALKING DATA
LET'S GO BACK TO THE TOPIC



WHITE AS SNOW?
IT'S CALLED SEMEN AND MORE SCREW UP… SPERM


AS FOR THE BIBLE WISDOM IS FUCKED UP AND WASTE OF TIME… THIS GUY KNOWLEDGE HAS DRIED OUT



People say that comedians… have already done with bible… NO YOU HAVEN'T I HAVE WHOLE FUCKING NEW PACKAGE OF OPINIONS AND ARGUMENTS

The people from the bible are alcoholics… wine… OH COME ON… JESUS MAKES HEALTHY SHIT INTI UNHEALTHY… SHIT?

OH COME MIRACLE
DELUSIONER FUCK
GET SONE SENSE OF KNOWLEDGE

Jesus does miracles… one of them is sucking my dick some people want more shit not only for christianity… but and for the other religions… the self-destroying… bombing jihad… this is because of holy cows of desparation... the fat budda… fat obesity fuck… I don't care about other arguments here is one… Jesus comes from the dead after findingbout that his childhood was child hood traumatic… dysfunctional parents…
And come on… father hard alcoholic.… deep issues and mother which was whore and let's maje something out of this kid..


Let lies shed… and spread his holy greatness.
Spirit - How about go fuck yourself
Higher Being - Just hope and pray to whatever you want for me to not come… over and butcher you with my hard mass dick…



Theists are foolist,  DO YOU KNOW WHAT IN FUCKING HELL YOU BELIEVE IN?

DO YOU PLAY THE GAME CHERRY PICKING?
OR YOU READ IT ALL…
JUST STOP AND READ IT…
SOLVATION OF PROBLEMNIS TO READ IT…

Religious people are just pretenders…
They just predent that they believe in that jimbo… jambo… bimbo… bullshit.
People who believe in Higher Power, refuse to grow up and to admit that it does not exist.

Comedy: All Laughin

By DeYtH Banger

Get what...
All are laughin!

When black prople get drunk... they look great... fucking cool
When white people... do it... they look like shit...
Nigga...
Nigga
Is a great word

I hot shitty emails on gmail...
Shit like get larger penis
How to hold erecrion...
HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF
I don't need this useless shit

Satan is grabbing me by the balls
Spirtual fucks
Religious nuts
You all die in the end
Theist
.....
Agnostics
Atheist
We all die... I prefer to live life honest than be a fucking piece of shit.

I don't do any more pick up...
But be aware out there ...
There are groups...
Of men which teach...
And know pick up...
Be aware of those folks...

The date is going great
He is reading each verbal sign
You are having a great day
Everyday is going grea
Guess what... that faggot is a pick artist also known as pick manipulator...

Dumb this waste of shit...
No need for nerds and geeks to get cheat codes for how to get women...
Just no fucking need...
Nature has a place in this argument...
I am going to extend Titus argument
..... The Christopher Titus argument
... normal people snap
...
They have been into healthy shit and now chaos comes abroad and they snap.
Screw up, fucked up people...
Dysfunctional people
...
They do not snap... they have limits...
They outter shit fucks them over innerly...

In my opinion pick up is cheesy shit... no need for that...
I started a new shit going... removing...
Blocking people on social media...
It's fucking great

...
Their faces are stone
... faces
...
Mein is like
"YOUR TURN BITCH"

I am thinking about soon enough... next week or the other one week...
To start reporting shit...

Posts which offend me by ine chance or another... I do not fucking care whats comming...
I am doing favor ...
I am start healthy habbit...

I AM BECOMING WHINY BITCH

We got a faggot in the house...
I am not saying who is it... I AM GOING TO SPOIL THE WHOLE STORY...

PEOPLE WANT FROM JOKES
.
....

THEY GO...
"TELL US A JOKE"
"TELL US SOME FUCKING FUNNY SHIT"

Guess what faggot... today I am out of this joke...
You are the joke...
Apoligetic piece of shit
Your dad was into pranks...
Your mom fall into itand from practical joke
...
Prank...
You came out...
Thats what we ca heavy weight shit...
Ralphie May Great Guy...

One guy told me that he hates Louis CK...
This guy is also not fucking great... I mean my friend with this neglected opinion...
You fat piece of shit...
When you run you sweat like a monster...
You eat and sweat... you wet like thousand troops pissed over you...
Think about this before you start saying shit.

Whats with dead and surrounding bodies...
...
Whats with waiting people to take their last breath?

Show over
Show is over
Fuck faces

Okay... okay... can you imagine this shit?
Can you?
Juanna bazzare... old lady killer...
This bitch is a wrestler and she kills ladies...
She fucking does...
She does that...
What a pathetic piece of lubricant shit.

Justa was alcoholic...
Justa was abusive...
Judta traded away Bazzare...
Violent childhood is just a slip... zip...
Piece... which in the end creates fucking scars...

Getting beat up and rape...
This shit is sad
If you ask me... I have my minuses and negative sides... but I have been gone do far... in life...
Raping parole what's that?
New modern.. justice system?

Comedy: So?

By DeYtH Banger

Dieing is fun?
So does and suicide!
Suicide is fun because all about selfishness... inner ego emotional roller coaster

I didn't fuck any of your moms today... because... each... one of you has a freak mom... those freaks are for the freakshow...
Not for my dick...
Dick is performance
Moms aka freakshow fucks... are for the deathrow.

People today are gays
..... IF I ALWAS IN THEOR FATHERS PLACE...
I WILL DO ONE THING. .
PUT INSIDE THEIR MOM VAGINA
CONDOM
WHAT MORE THAN SIGNATURE FOR UNWANTED... CHILD

GAYS
THERE ARE OUT OF THE TABLE....

IF YOU VOTE TODAY FOR ME...
I PUT GAYS ON STARVING...
I SHUT DOWN GAYS DOWN... AND PUT THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS...
TO STARVE
..
THATS HOW I ROLL IN THIS GAME

Dead condor principles
...

My father told me recently a story about gays, nigga, child molester, rapist, pedophile, serial killer, milf and gilf fuckers...

So two gays enter the bar and a nigga... see those gay. The nigga goes to section of guys
- Rapist
- Pedophiles
- Child Molesters

Ask their bureau of milf, gilf and serial killers...
What should we do with those fuckers?

Opps... I think I got it wrong it was

a story about gays, faggots, nigga, child molester, rapist, pedophile, serial killer, milf and gilf fuckers...

So 10 gays enter the bar and a nigga start shoving his cock into the ass of ebola gay fucks... each one gets a cock... until one moment they start dying. AND THE NIGGA SAYS...
OH YEAH...
SYPHILIS.. EAT THAT
YOU PIECE OF WASTE

...

- Rapist
- Pedophiles
- Child Molesters

Start rating... gays
...in the end die

milf, gilf and serial killers...
Start masturbating over their corpses

I think I went too far...
Wait...
Fucking wait...
I think I got it wrong!

It was 20 gays... in a gay bar...
20 Strangers enter the bar all if them got a prison record
Pedophiles
Rapist
Child Molesters

Start ass fucking...
Dick cutting all those tweny gays...
From tweny they sum up those fucks up to 1...
It's not gay hatred... it's not homophobia...
IT'S RULES MEN
MY FATHER WAS A FUCKING FAGGOT...
HE DIED... NOT THEIR TURN...

Milf... gilf... and serial killers... say...
It's not so bad... I have see worst shit than this...

Oh fuck... I got it fucking wrong...I am not joking... I got it wrong!

So a nigga enters a bar ...
A white fuck shoots that fuck in the head...
Gays... start getting out if the bar...
Pedophiles, Heterosexual men, Rapist and Child Molesters start cutting off the gay guys head...
The gay guys start screaming...
Until one gay see the milf group and the gilf group all if them with their disgusting fetishes...
One moment straigh fucking hypnosis the other moment the gay guy cryies...
Until a white dude chops of the gay guys head...

Off fuck fuck sake I am living this shit for later... I think there is more to it...

Okay
.. Okay...
I fucking read few articles

- About stop being a whiny bitch and getting always offended
- All of you gonna die
- Those weed fucks... heroin addicts.. the fucks who drink alcohol for fun...
All if them die sooner than later
- Mass Masturbatirs are sick and their getting locked up in jail
... Which means if today there is few mass masturbators here...
Leave the fucking room
Leave the fucking room

Leave the fucking town... city...
You gonna get locked up in prison...
Fucking leave and immigrate somewhere... else where...

FUCKING DO IT

Comedy: Cendor

By DeYtH Banger

The new age is all about censorship and censoring...
What a fragile society
Removing stressors...
Which can help us to grow as society.


People have a saying...
Like
"When you grow up, we gonna chat"
...
"After few years pass... we gonna have chat"

Whats with this shit?
They used to say it when I was a small... then youngster...
Now grown up...
What is this type of discussion?

"When you grow up, we gonna chat"
...
"After few years pass... we gonna have chat"

Is this some kinda threat?... Dead threat?
What is it?

Come on... whats behind pile of shit?

I WAS RAPE...
OKAY... I AM GONNA HONEST BY THIS
MOM
STRANGERS
FATHER
COUSIN...

NOT BY THOSE GUYS DEFINETLY...
BY SOCIETY
...
BY THE WORLD

THOSE ARE THE WORDS WHICH I AM READY TO USE...
IT WAS MORE LIKE VERBAL THING... THAN PHYSICAL THING...

I like shit like
"How old are you"
"You are huge... how tall are you?"
"Do you study, what are you studying at the moment?"
"Do you work, what do you work?"
Bullshit question...
After another one...

I got friends... but days in which there is volleyball or football... I NEVER GET INVITED...
PEOPLE DISMISS LIKE I AM PILE OF SHIT

GUESS WHAT LETS GO BACK...
SHALL WE

People ask me all type of questions...
Then we get to budget thing... and how much MONEY I AM GETTING OUT OF IT

Since when a faggot...
Childish symbol of bitch...
Dear me...
Became a guy on which people want to add up shit... and blame and make me guilty as fuck.

I tried once a disco
..... I FUCKING FAIL... I WAS OUT WITH THE WRONG TROUSERS...
GUESS WHO I AM GOING TO BLAME THE IRRATIONAL... FOLKS

OKAY TO BELIEVE IN THE INVISIBLE AND NOT LET TGE VISIBLE SHIT IN?
WHAT TYPE COMA IS THIS?
POST TRAUMATIC
OR YOU GOT OCD MEN
DEFINETLY THE LAST GROUP GOT BALLS MEN
When truth is told it hurts...
So does and gays....

WHEN I SEE THOSE FOLKS I WANT TO START BASHING THEM...
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT AGRESSION IT'S ALL ABOUT MORALITY


Okay... okay I got something... people read fantasy... books and fiction... in general because their life sucks.
People ask for how other earthly creatures feel mainly because the enjoyment of inner embarrassment...

THIS IS FUCKING HUGE
AS FAR AS THE JEWISH GOD WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT NEW TASTEMENT BITCH...
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT OLD FUCK
OLD TESTAMENT



Review: Elevation

Elevation Elevation by Stephen King
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"November 30, 2019 –
100.0%
November 30, 2019 –
90.0% "5:35:00

...
Stephen King is killing it!"
November 30, 2019 –
80.0% "3:14:00"
November 30, 2019 –
80.0% "3:14:00"
November 30, 2019 –
70.0% "Stephen King has set up a dog in to the story..."
November 30, 2019 –
70.0% "Stephen King is narrating this one... great fucking narration..."
November 29, 2019 –
70.0% "2:10:52"
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "I like Stephen King Vocabulary... I like the idea and fun story... not scary but like the old school
.... the old types of novels of Richard Bachman aka Stephen King"
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "Chapter 5"
November 29, 2019 –
40.0% "1:34:00"
November 29, 2019 –
40.0% "Guess what... I am back... sleeping us waste of time.... guys!"
May 9, 2019 –
20.0% "1:07:11"
May 9, 2019 –
20.0% "43:00"
May 9, 2019 –
5.0% "Nothing is more fun than going around a Stephen King novel... full of new words... irony... jokes... and other cool shit..."
May 9, 2019 –
5.0% "17:00"
May 9, 2019 – Shelved as: audiobooks
May 9, 2019 – Shelved
May 9, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: Mary Poppins Opens the Door

Mary Poppins Opens the Door Mary Poppins Opens the Door by P.L. Travers
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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вторник, 14 януари 2020 г.

Comedy: Molested Child

By DeYtH Banger


Molest this bastard... molest this fucking bastard...

Oh guys... I GOT A NEW HOBBY
IF YOU GONNA BE A WHINY BITCH ABOUT MY JOKES AND BEING AND ACTING AS OFFENDED

I AM STARTING FULL STREAK IF REPORTING SHIT

- Dumb Quotes
- Dumb Memes
- Dumb Pictures
- Selfies (muscles, nude, whole body, naked)
- Posts (Which most hashtags makes yiu to start ending your life and drain in your sorrow)
- Food(Fuck your food... fuck your location... I DO NOT FUCKING CARE)
- Travel (Travel... shit... OKAY... I LITTLE MUCH BUT NOT AS FAR AS FETISH ZONE)
- Saying how you feel as a post, how your day is going... ( I am definetly reporting that)
- Guys who steal jokes (Fuck those guys... I AM REPORTING AND THOSE GUY)
And etc....

YOU ARE OFFENDED
SO DOES I YOUR NARCISSTIC PIECE OF SHIT

There is fun shit you can watch on the internet...

WATCH HOW PEOPLE DIE
FUN SHIT
IT'S TIME FOR NANNY... NANNY

There are people who go with slogans
"You cann't change other people, except you..."

Yes... I CAN...
I CAN CHANGE THEM

REWARD AND PUNISHMENT
FAGGOTS
MARKETING HAS CHANGING THE WHOLE PATH SINCE THE WHOLE START

STOP LIEING YOU
LITTLE PIECE OF SHITS...
WHAT NOW?

I DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT?
ITS FOR SPECIFIC SITUATION
WHAT NEXT?

EVERYONE THESE DAYS GETS OFFENDED
ON RELIGION
ON GOD
EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO BE OFFENDED ... BUT STILL NOONE HAS THE RIGHT... TO WHONY ABOUT IT...
PATHETIC PIECE OF SHITS

I AM WHAT PEOPLE
CALL

"UNWANTED EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE"

Once I had a chance to get rape... by a pedophile...
Real shit
Real story guys...

Once guys... I DECLINE IT...
AND SINCE THEN I HAVEN GOTTEN OFFERM. THE LESS RAPE OFFERS YOU GET ...
YOU START THINKING THAT YOU GOT ATTRACTIVENESS PROBLEM...

I just asked the google browser...
"Why I can't go in a disco with sportswear or tracksuit?"

No suitable answers that's;
What we all got:

- You look like Villiage guy
- Dumb Idea
- You can't go...

I am asking why?
From Market stand point... what do you win
..
..

My favourite thing from the whole night "You can't get anywhere with this clothes...
Pay 100 lv"...
"And
... mhm... definetly you gonna come back"

Nope I am not comming... I AM NOT GOING IN HELL HOUSE...
FUCKERS...
I HAVE PLAN... IT'S CALLED... I go home

I have fun shit... after sex... I WANT TO SLASH MY LOVER HEAD...
THE PROCESS IS CALLED KINSHIP... FRIENDSHIP... GUESS WHAT I DO NOT FUCKING CARE...

PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP...
I THOUGHT ABOUT...
BASHING SHIT OUT OF MY GRANNY...
BITCH

Robin Williams is like a gorrilla out of Jurassic park...
Have you seen his furr... hair lately?

Comedy: Compromised Idiot (3)

By DeYtH Banger

You are as horrible... as me...I can make your day... horrible... I CAN MAKE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING YEAR HORRIBLE...
I CAN...
EACH... ONE OF US...
EACH COMEDIAN...
IS MAKING JOKES...
CAN TURN TO A PERSON OR CROWD AND MAKE THEM GO THROW HELL IN LIFE

We got karma... guys... I don't know does has to do anything with God...
No fucking clue
But theist knows
Those ignorant fucks

Okay... okay... faggots... rats
..... Out there...
There is non visible art...
Scuptures...
Sold for 10,000...
Each one ger sold on the market...
Hitler,Napoleon and Musolini one thing in common... fear of cats.
Hitler... wanted to be a priest...
Guess what I wanted... TO HAVE MORE FRIENDS... AND BE SOCIAL...
RIGHT NOW I AM NORE LIKELY SUICIDAL

Tom Torero was like

I AM OUT MEN
I DELETE MY TWITTER
I DELETE MY VIDEOS
SITE
I AM FUCKING OUT

He heard that some type of Abby A Game is getting in jail for 2 years...
And Tom is using "Out Game" principle
But what they forget is pick up is underground shit men...
It needs to stay again down... underground
This A Game guy... is a full fucking retard

RSD Tyler
RSD Max
Street Attraction

- We got up to where we wanted... now we are out...

Sasha Daygame - Fuck you sasha...
On
TV MOVIES... SHOWS
ALWAYS NICE GUYS START FIRST SEX... BAD GUYS GET DUMB...

We choose being nice and whiny bitch than reality to face.
Wow.. wow... wait wait... guys...
Dick is holy my gosh... GAME OVER
Pussy... the while fucking idea is "Game On Guys"...
You git a hole... "Try Again"
Out there... there is a guy with name "Pawn"
Yup... you fucking got it right... but he is dead....


NOW I AM GOING TO SPEAK TRUTH AND NOTHING LESS...


I WANT TO RAPE YOUNG CHILDREN...
STARTING FROM 6 UP TO 15-16...
MY CHILDHOOD WAS OVER AT EARLY AGE...


PEOPLE SAY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PAIN
MY DAD DIED...
IN 2016... UNTIL NOW... IT'S ALMOST 3 YEARS...

IT WAS TYPICAL
GUN SHOT IN THE HEAD...
YOU KNOW
NORMAL SHIT




 “Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.”– Stephen Chbosky

- Go suck a dick... you fucking piece of neat carrot

 “I am not what happened to me; I am what I choose to become.”– C.G. Jung

 “You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you.” – Mary Tyler Moore

“Life is much more fun if you live it in the spirit of play and collaboration, working with instead of against others.” – Wally Amos

- Guess what YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU...
AND FUCKING YOU AND YOU...
ALL IF YOU ARE WRONG FUCK YOU PIECE OF LOW TOLERATED
GARBAGE FUCK YOUR FUCKING WISDOM....

Whats next!?
Spirtuality, helps you out?

Comedy: Compromised Idiot (2)

By DeYtH Banger

Guess what... that's the truth!
We got down syndrome... which is for people who go down.
We got Tourette syndrome ...
Which is total recipe for comedian...
The more fucked up, screw up you... are the better you... are...

There are people who are hoaders.. who can get in their homes...

OKAY... OKAY...
BIT RAW
ROUGH

OUT THERE...
THERE ARE BIMBO...
BIMBO BULLSHIT COMMUNITY ARE WORKS WHICH YOU "DESIRE TO FUCK..."... BUT "YOU CAN'T!"
When you fund a cancer donation shit...
For what do you fund it?
BRING MORE ALIVE FOLKS ON THE TABLE TO
GUESS WHAT!?
TO FUCK
HOW DUMBER ARE YOU GETTING?

We got spendholics and Obsessive Shoppers...
So far we get to 3000£ on coffee for a year...
THE NAME OF SUCH OBSESSION
CALLED
STOP BEING A SHIT
YOU DUMB SICK PIG

A bitch named Caroline is spending 1600£ On a haircut...
Guess what this bitch is slim bag of shit
Torso... fucking
....IS MY NEW THING...
GUESS WHAT
SCHOOL
FINAL EXAMS
FUCK 'EM

PIECE OF RAMBO... RANDOM SHIT

Raffy HORRIBLE RESTARAUNT
WHATS THIS TYPE OF SHIT...
GOING INTYO A TOILET...
AND CAN'T LOCK YOURSELF UP IN IT...
LIKE TO STAY OPEN...DOOR
NOT LOCKED
IS IT SOME KINDA CUSTOMERS... DICK FETISH THING?

I WAS RECENTLY WITH A FRIEND OUT...
I STARTED JOKING AROUND WITH DISABLE PEOPLE...
SND HE RIGHT AT THE BAT...
RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MOMENT HIT ME...
PUNISH ME
AND HERE MY FUCKING QUESTION IS
If I was into disable people and sexuality...
Will I be again punished?
Like
"Fuck normal people... have sex with normal people...
Not with disable"

We got internet 3G, ... 4G... how fucked up... next level... shit Are we getting up to?

When I was a baby my parents... helping me out... with bath...
Now when I STINK..
THEY ARE SO DISGUSTED... THEY GET HOSE AND START SPRAYING ME UP WITH IT...
LIKE I AM MENTAL... RETARDED PATIENT
OUT OF A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY...

If you go to a place...
Like correction facility
Or
Psychiatric facility...

YOU ARE DEFINETLY NOT WANTED CHILD






Review: Mary Poppins Comes Back

Mary Poppins Comes Back Mary Poppins Comes Back by P.L. Travers
My rating: 3 of 5 stars



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Review: Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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Review: Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Terminator 2: Judgement Day Terminator 2: Judgement Day by Randall Frakes
My rating: 4 of 5 stars



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Review: Terminator Salvation: From the Ashes

Terminator Salvation: From the Ashes Terminator Salvation: From the Ashes by Timothy Zahn
My rating: 3 of 5 stars



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събота, 4 януари 2020 г.

Comedy: BullShit

By DeYtH Banger

You... me... they...
Total bullshit men!

I got on email one of those bullshit emails about "how to your woman to get multiple orgasm"
Oh fuck you

There are thongs which you learn late in life...
In your late years on this planet you learn
That you are not wanted child...
You are a child of regret
Oh god the moment you realise this shit you get dose up...
Fucked up


The most ultimate thing to say to somebody is "you are adopted"
This is going to ruin his life...
Period
This is a lifetime scar...
It's scar which you gonna get for your whole fucking life

Nowadays I watch granddad porn...
Fucking youngy...
Fucking a young 18... 19 years old bitch...
Or lets put it at her early 20's... and late 30's..

BECAUSE THIS GUY MADE IT...
I JUST FAIL .
LIKE A FUCKING RAT

Recently I was in a theater...
Watching some shit...
People were idealising the scenes...
So far in my opinion it was a shitty theatrical thing.

Performing other people's work?
How much shitty human being are you?
Worthless piece of shit...

People today are here to watch me and perform...
But what you do you want?
Be nice
Be good
How crappy are you?
My mom said that I am mentally fucked up... I need pills... I sm for psychiatric facility... ward...
GUESS WHAT BITCH
YOU ARE CRAVING COCK...

TIME TO DIE

Give me more material... you limb piece of shit...
Tango one novel... movie adaptaion...
Fucking horrible
No critic will say any good for this shitty idea...



Comedy: Compromised Idiot

By DeYtH Banger


"Can it be out there... such thing... as no tickets"


- Mhm... yes... I DOUBLE CHECK THIS SHIT ONCE THIS RATION AND NOW GLOBAL RATION
WE ARE IN BULGARIA
HOW HIGH HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS ARE HAVING MEN?

"Needle in a haystack"

- The Wise saying...
Dumb shit ... men
From where you do you get this shit?
Most tv shows and movies have been cancelled... have ended or found their end...
How dies wise sayings... wisdom...finds it end...


ISN'T THERE...OUT FUCKING THERE A GUY WHO SAYS...
THIS IS SHIT!?


At first I thought there are two sides
We got
Theist and atheist
A guy who believes in devine... supernatural being
And guy who is saying "there aren't any sufficient evidence for that"...
"But you give me some... I WILL AND I CAN CHANGE MY POSITION"
...


Now we go
Anti-theist
A guy who is strongly saying there isn't God
We got agnostics...
I learn this shit little bit in a screw up way...
When I was out with a friend we were talking about God...
And he said "he is..."
And he needed to check this shit out...
Because he has choosen a position which he doesn't remember
He google it
And it was

"Agnostics"

Dumb fuck in my opinion...

Agnostics... are the maybe area...
Like "maybe... there is"

I started muting or putting it on air plane mode...
My phone
Just to skip
Ignore and block in a easy way... unneccessary morning...
Calls
Great idea
Everday it adds up me few more days to living on this planet...



Old people while they sleep... they make noises...
When they are wake they say shit...
IF I WAS IN THEIR PLACE...
I AM GOING ON THE "SHOOT MYSELF MARKET"

I AM NOT PLANNING LIVE LONG LIFE...
I AM TRYING TO FIT UP TO
30 YEARS...
AND THEN FEW MORE YEARS
AND DESCIPLINE AS IT GOES
GO AND SHOOT MYSELF
EASY SHIT... MEN



I got scared...
I started getting phobias

And religous fuck came along and said
"Kiss this saint image... this icon"
And "it will gonna remove all your fears"

And whats religion...
A whole year of clinical therapy and psychological treatment...

AM I SO DUMB TO GO TO PAY TO MY PSYCHIATRIST ...
IF THERE IS A WAY TO...
GET THREATED... WHICH IS TOTAL FREE

People which are catholics...
Religious
Christians...
Total freaks...
Me at the other hand... I GIT SHIT ON MY PHONE...
A SHIT WHICH CAN TAKE TO FINISH WHILE FUCKING YEARS!

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...

When I started being around this work... I thought about suprise... but I kinda lost the hope when saw how everything started to turning out.

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