No and No

 By DeYtH Banger

No Convictions, no fellonies
No nothing
Just pure, krusty nothing
I still think about whats with my mom wanting me to put me on her side at work is that mom and son porn?
Weird fetish?
Dick gets hooks
Dick get cut off
Dick get hit with hammer
Dick gets hit  by feet
Tell me why not to get in a bunker and just the next few years avoid humans at all cost?

Humans are annoying
They ruin careers
Terrible partners
Whats with whatever you "Want" tell me... what the fuck does that mean?
Sex?
Finding me a girlfriend?
I am some kinda a project?
You have some kinda idiotic idea for me in your pants put!?

Friendships
Another ship which needed to be sinked
Just put down
Avoided
People
From killing
Chopping off
From shooting
Up to singing vajay jay oh wow gore and grish
Exrare.com, different domain names same idea... just porn and porn.
We are so fragile that we choose

NON BINARY GENDER
WE CHOOSE NON EXISTENT GENDER JUST TO MAKE OURSELFS FEEL GOD.

Get a Disorder, Get it Quick

 By DeYtH Banger

That's what is the topic of today's video of Tim Dillon's podcast show.
People want to fake authenticity
People live fake life's
Constantly masturbaring
Porn
Porn
Porn
Jerk off and just cringy ass shit!

Constantly on the look out for dopamine so much shit to watch, listen to, read... just too much shit we are everyday getting boombared with shit.
Louis Ck: Back To The Garden great special
Marc Maron
Jim Jefferies
Tom Papa
Andrew Santino
Katt Williams
All of them came out with new special... at the same time.
Young sheldon getting new season headlines
Elemntary its on the track as Tv show I need to finish it
I started watching Criminal Minds
Sometimes it feels like "you want lets the day fly... just to fly"
No therapy
No connections
No parents
(Whats that weird fetish parents 24/7 wanting to be with their kids  I am not gonna die... I am not gonna dissapear no need to be everywhere  at anytimw, I started the Gavagan show but still I think about the wanking part.)
I thought about stopping it at the end I found myself in doing it once again, I am walking bucket of fart.

Facts (Improved) (Old Work 8/1/17)

 By DeYtH Banger

I have my own theories and conspiracies... and to be honest I feel very outcasty.


And to have them means to live by some other type of rules... if you know what's inside the sausage... you won't ANYMORE eat it. Will ya?


Probably feeling proud or getting too much hungry... you gonna eat everything - but this is other point and perspective. Knowing too much probably this days is very important but from here I will say that I am in the deep... and it's horrible place, you probably already know from my stories.. . But my mind is fucking screw up. I live with facts, I Like to read, as you know when you read my material its like ideology, dogma not the real stuff the concrete facts but little facts and then piff magic.




So here is the thing I enjoy facts!

1. In 2001, Robin Williams visited the gorilla Koko, who was famous for having learned American Sign Language to communicate. Williams called their experience together "mind-altering," and said that they "shared something extraordinary: laughter." Robin even managed to get Koko to smile, something her trainer, Dr. Penny Patterson, said she hadn't done since the death of her gorilla companion Michael over six months prior.




2. When Williams appeared on a 2001 episode of Inside the Actors Studio, he made one audience member laugh so hard that they developed a hernia and had to be "taken away in an ambulance" at the end of the show.



7. Patton Oswalt stood silent, motionless, and expressionless for almost three full minutes in the background of a King of Queens scene as a prank. He apparently forgot about it, but when the scene resurfaced, he called it "EERIE."



When Richard Pryor hosted Saturday Night Live, NBC executives were nervous that the comedian was "too dangerous" for live television, so they insisted that the broadcast be aired with a five-second delay. This set the standard for live television broadcasts, most of which use a five-to-seven-second delay to this day.



15. At the beginning of his career in the 1980s, Chris Rock made Eddie Murphy laugh during a set at the Comic Strip. Rock had a deal with the club's manager that if he stacked chairs, he could perform late at night. One night, Murphy asked Rock when he was performing; Rock, stacking chairs, replied that he wasn't scheduled for that night. So Murphy told the manager to put Rock on next, and during his set, Rock could hear Murphy's trademark laugh.




16. Don Rickles brushed off Frank Sinatra on purpose to impress a woman he was on a date with. When Rickles' date spotted Sinatra in the hotel lounge, she excitedly asked if Rickles knew him. The pair were actually friends, but Rickles talked up their relationship, telling his date that they were like brothers. Then, Rickles privately asked Sinatra to come up to their table and greet him. Sinatra did it, and when he asked how Rickles was, Rickles replied, "Not now, Frank. Can’t you see I’m with somebody?”



20. Jim Gaffigan performed stand-up comedy for the pope. When Pope Francis visited Philadelphia in 2015, Gaffigan was the only comedian tapped to perform for the "Festival of Families" attended by the pope. Right before he performed, Gaffigan joked that he was waiting for an organizer to apologize to him and explain that they got him mixed up with Stephen Colbert (another famous comedic Catholic).




Here are tips for writing

How to Write Jokes – In Summary

– Find a writing method that works for you.

– Write as much as possible – not every joke has to be good.

– Pay attention to every word, even syllable, as well as the syntax, grammar, rhythm and even the length of pauses in your joke.

– Test material on a live audience – work-in progress nights are perfect for honing your jokes.

– Allow yourself to pursue tangents, ad-lib, interact with audiences when live on stage – you never know where it might take you and what material you may discover.

– Be honest – write about your own opinions and experiences as much as possible – don’t deliver material that doesn’t feel like you.

– Try and connect your material – work on how each jokes fits with the next and the overall set.

– Be succinct – remove anything superfluous from your joke until you have the bare bones.

– Constantly refine and rewrite your material.  

AN EXTRA SEGMENT

When is about being dumb and without support evidence we could cut it over here. You could stop reading and just enjoy your life.

Have you ever believed in happiness?
It’s a chemical reaction is a natural chemicals getting in your head, that’s all chemistry nothing special.

Drugs are just fake aids

Have you Ever been dumb and thought suicidal thoughts will go away?
- I have, they never go away they just transform, when you go out you go with suicidal vest

Have you ever believed that white pigeons bring luck or money are made from eggs?
- Under eggs I mean scrambled eggs, I have believed in that. So without support of evidence please be dismissed.

Mistakes

By DeYtH Banger

So awesome aren't they... so as conclusion let's make it that I do them on purpose.


You probably have the same reason in your pocket am I right?


It's very interesting from this point of view... by mistake I found that site.., YouTube channel, game and so on and so on. Even by mistake learn that... after all there is possibility that this book, film or audiobook... as overall you have found them by mistake. From searching one you find something else!


It's impressive If you ask me!


Life on this planet it has probability of chance to have happen by a mistake... but this doesn't answer what was first the chicken or the egg... the adult or the baby??


To come on this world chicken it's needed an egg... but egg to come in this world is needed a chicken, the same is and for the adult and baby. So what's first?


A lot of products are created by mistake, probably we are going to die from 60% chance from mistake and 40% chance from purpose. Mistakes aren't stuff from purpose... it's just something which has happen from wrong move.



8.7.2017 - This file was created since then it has just been put postponed right now 07.11.22. I am coming back to re-write it, to finish old work.


We have got nowadays “CANCEL CULTURE”, “SNOWFLAKES”, ”NARCISSISTS”, “Me Too Movement”. We are mentally ill, ill challenged and that's what I could say about this nowadays generation.




Cancel Culture - Cancel culture or call-out culture is a phrase contemporary to the late 2010s and early 2020s used to refer to a form of ostracism in which someone is thrust out of social or professional circles – whether it be online, on social media, or in person. Those subject to this ostracism are said to have been "cancelled". Snowflakes - (also generation snowflake [ U ]) a way of referring to the type of young people who are considered by some people to be too easily upset and offended. Precipitation: snow & ice.

Me To movement - #MeToo is a social movement against sexual abuse, sexual harassment, and rape culture, in which people publicize their experiences of sexual abuse or sexual harassment. The phrase "Me Too" was initially used in this context on social media in 2006, on Myspace, by sexual assault survivor and activist Tarana Burke.

Narcissists - Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others.




- Always offended, always want to cancel somebody... Always "I" and "I" and "me" and "Me" and not really educated just wasting time with meanigless stuff and destroy decades of work of artists. "Because we are proud members of fuck those works which people worked for decades." We are a generation which is entitled and poorly educated. Everyday there is a new offend word and new thing, everyday stuff changes. Tiktok has come out what's my opinion on it it's easy its full of shit and waste of time and talent. People do nothing and get a praise people who have talents and can really do stuff just get ignore nowadays we wanna praise people who are just "nobodies". Honestly with this generation which we leave we cannot afford to speak freely our minds because labels come out of other peoples and we get judged at the same time we could lose ours lives the way they have been for a long time, we cannot afford mistakes because somehow we should know everything. What could I say about a poor educated race with zero tolerance, always wanting to be in the center of attention victim hood sell outs.




BUT LETS REMINDS OURSELVES WHY WE ARE HERE

YEAH I KNOW I COULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE IN THIS EXACT TIME

WATCHING A MOVIE OR WAIT WHAT

I COULD BE LISTEING TO AUDIOBOOK, WATCHING DEBATES

OR EVEN LISTENING TO THE NEW STUFF AT PODCAST

OR EVEN PLAYING GAMES

BUT TODAY I DECIDED TO SAY HOW I SEE STUFF I KNOW I AM WASTING MY TIME

I AM SURE THIS COULD GO WRONG

I COULD GET CANCELLED OR WILL I?




It's fair enough to say that we need to come back to the old days the way stuff were without this b.s. crap of sensitive culture. The culture in which we could afford to do mistakes.

Some people have a way out of dealing which such tense situation by paying their way out. But not every average Joe is the rich Jack.


Some movies have wasted money on promoting gay culture, gay culture is supposed to be kept in the close why will anybody want to watch hours of gay porn on a screen which is supposed to promote other stuff. When I watch movies and being a sex addict the last thing I want on my TV is gay porn.

I am trying to avoid porn and then somebody shoves right in my face gay porn proudly and also destroying famous person his career what's with dudes which for me have been a long time stars now going gay?

Is gay the new gray?


(I am hugely inspired by documentaries, books which I have read, facts which I have listened to stuff which I have found on the internet and after all this above is my general response.)




What's with cancelling others people work because you are offended, you do not have right when you get offended go and cancel. Go bitch and moan at home and then keep living your life!

So let me add up few more stuff

bunch of myths

(Food and cooking


Searing does not seal moisture in meat; in fact, it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it, improving its color, flavor, and texture.


Twinkies, an American snack cake generally considered as "junk food", have a shelf life of around 45 days, despite the common claim (usually facetious) that they remain edible for decades. Twinkies, with only sorbic acid as an added preservative, normally remain on a store shelf for 7 to 10 days.


There are no known cases of children having been killed or seriously injured by poisoned candy or fruit given to them by strangers at Halloween or any other time, though there are cases where people have poisoned their own children.


With the exception of some perishables, properly stored foods can safely be eaten past their "expiration" dates.


The vast majority of expiration dates in the United States are regulated by state governments and refer to food quality, not safety; the "Use by" date represents the last day the manufacturer warrants the quality of their product.

Seeds are not the spicy part of chili peppers. In fact, seeds contain a low amount of capsaicin, one of several compounds which induce the hot sensation (pungency) in mammals. The highest concentration of capsaicin is located in the placental tissue (the pith) to which the seeds are attached.

Turkey meat is not particularly high in tryptophan, and does not cause more drowsiness than other foods.




Drowsiness after holiday meals such as Thanksgiving dinner generally comes from overeating.

Rice does not cause birds to die by inflating their stomachs until they burst. Birds do eat wild rice, though some species avoid it. This common misconception has often led to weddings using millet, confetti, or other materials to shower the newlyweds as they leave the ceremony, instead of traditionally throwing rice.

Banana-flavored candy does not mimic the taste of a formerly popular variety of banana. The reason banana candy tastes different than bananas is that it is mainly flavored with only one of the many flavors a banana has, isoamyl acetate.)




Writting is not for everybody

FUCK YOU

I COULD BE RIGHT NOW GO AND WATCH PORN

BUT I AM RIGHT NOW HERE




THERE IS ONE GREAT SEGMENT ON THE INTERNET CALLED COMEDIANS IN PRISON




SO Larry David: 4/10 I almost went 2/10, but I could picture LD finding the most powerful and respected goon and lining his pockets. Which he'd undoubtedly fuck up and have to pay more. Having to clean up for LD would be the toughest $ the goon would ever earn.


Jerry Seinfeld: 1/10 Fish out of water. 1st sign of aggression Jerry heads to Protective Custody to live out his days in relative safety. Over analyzing the pros & cons of a face tattoo with his disinterested bunky.


...
and last one if you are not open minded you are for writting, the same goes hands in hands with comedy. Comedy is for the broken souls just keep your way out of it.


IF YOU WANT MORE WORKS JUST SEARCH ME
I HAVE PLENTY WORK PUBLISHED

Bible Arguments (Last Part)

 By DeYtH Banger

(RARE MATERIAL)

Jesus is like superhero...
MY HERO RESURRECTED

IT's LIKE A NEW SUPERHERO... IS SUPER POWER IS TO GET Lazarus OUT OF THE GRAVE
SPIT IN THE PEOPLES EYES

Those christians or whatever they are...
They act like undeveloped retard children
Children which refuse  to grow up..
Its call
STOP BEING SUCH A FUCK UP
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU

When you say horrible stuff or joke about their God...
They get offended
Why?
They are kids and their imagination and imaginary friend got hurt
OHHHH
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOO
THE KIDDO IS CRYING
WHY?
REFUSAL TO GROW UP?
FATHER IN THE SKY
A PERSON WHO GIVES A FUCK
THATS WHAT YOUR IMAGINATION MADE UP
INVISIBLE MEN
WATCHES UPON YOU

Oh men church and on everything
They always like to mess around
They want to be there and there oh men fuck em
Just fuck em
I hope those fatherless fucks to die!

We need to reject faith
Because its dishonest position

Faith is pretending  to know shit at first place you don't know.
That's how faith works...
Lets be honest about it...

Faith is all about avoiding reality  and trying to escape it.

JUST READ THE BIBLE STOP SKIPPING AND CHOOSE-PICK!

Review: Why Don't You Dance?

Why Don't You Dance? by Raymond Carver
My rating: 3 of 5 stars



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God Who Cares? (Atheist)

By: DeYtH Banger, VeNgeR GrEenTag

07/08/20

Description: 

“Only accurate information has practical application, so it doesn't matter what you wanna believe. All that matters is why we should believe it too, and how accurate your perception can be shown to be.”
― Aron Ra, Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism



“If there really was one true god, it should be a singular composite of every religion’s gods, an uber-galactic super-genius, and the ultimate entity of the entire cosmos. If a being of that magnitude ever wrote a book, then there would only be one such document; one book of God. It would be dominant everywhere in the world with no predecessors or parallels or alternatives in any language, because mere human authors couldn’t possibly compete with it. And you wouldn’t need faith to believe it, because it would be consistent with all evidence and demonstrably true, revealing profound morality and wisdom far beyond contemporary human capacity. It would invariably inspire a unity of common belief for every reader. If God wrote it, we could expect no less. But what we see instead is the very opposite of that.”
― Aron Ra, Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism



Putting quotes to set the tone... from there we will see where we can go!

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By: DeYtH Banger and Other


07/08/20

Description: 

People are totally fucked up.. they can't live with the reality and so the way the cope with reality is by constantly masturbating.



It's not your fault... this whole patterns have been started since you have been younger and you have used it all this actions to escape drama... problems and trying to be normal and on the long run on this game like after 10 years or 11 or 20 or 5 or 7 or 6 or 4 or 30 years... The problem has gotten worser... you can't afford on talking with some kinda a stranger about your masturbating problems... you ain't gonna buy a book which is going to appear somewhere on the internet and people are somehow going to find out about your little fucked up problem.



You don't know what to do, you think that life is going to improve... BUT NO NEAR OR THIS THOUGHT!

THIS IS A SAMPLE
THE BOOK IS STILL NOT READY
THERE MORE PAGES TO BE ADDED!

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Bible Arguments (Extra)

By DeYtH Banger

Oh men when is about bible it ends up into no needing this type of religion...
Or to be more clear not needing bible...
Full of lies
Not proper scornce and countless boring stuff...

BUT THE BIGGEST JOKE IS...
NEW TASTEMENT OS THE NEW JOKE BOOK FULL B.S.
Fun shit until you find its written by some kinda mental fuck up.

""And the Lord smelled a sweet savor."
Noah kills the "clean beasts" and burns their dead bodies for God. According to 7:8 this would have caused the extinction of all "clean" animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark. "And the Lord smelled a sweet savor." After this God "said in his heart" that he'd never do it again because "man's heart is evil from his youth." So God killed all living things (6:5) because humans are evil, and then promises not to do it again (8:21) because humans are evil. The mind of God is a frightening thing. 8:20-21"


- Invisible man...
All Almighty All
Knowing
Working with pray
He has limits
And whatsoever the more you dig deep
The more ambigious idiots you start to see and feel...
"Yeah
GOD WORDS
YEAH

GOD ALMIGHTY AND AND ALL KNOWING WHAT A MORON THING"



We got Spirit...
Holy spirit...
Soul
Oh men fuck all of you. Its not about hatred about interogation of bullshit...
I got bullshit filter...

""Into your hand are they (the animals) delivered." God gave the animals to humans, and they can do whatever they please with them. This verse has been used by bible believers to justify all kinds of cruelty to animals and environmental destruction. 9:2

"I do set my bow in the cloud."
God is rightly filled with remorse for having killed his creatures. He makes a deal with the animals, promising never to drown them all again. He even puts the rainbow in the sky so that whenever he sees it, it will remind him of his promise so that he won't be tempted to do it again. (Every time God sees the rainbow he says to himself: "Oh, yeah.... That's right. I promised not to drown the animals again. I guess I'll have to find something else to do.").
But rainbows are caused by the nature of light, the refractive index of water, and the shape of raindrops. There were rainbows billions of years before humans existed. 9:13"



""They speedily took down every man his sack to the ground, and opened every man his sack ... and the cup was found in Benjamin's sack. Then they rent their clothes." 14:12-13



The Jews were God's chosen people. So why did God have them enslaved for 400 years? 15:13

When it was dark, there appeared from out of nowhere a burning lamp between the pieces of dead animals. 15:17



"And Abram fell on his face." 17:3

Abraham laughs at God for telling him that he and Sarah will have a child, when they are 100 and 90 years old, respectively.17:17

Abraham"



- Absurdity after absurdity... quran is easy read than a Bible B.S.
God huge communication with mankind old tastement....bible...
But now...
Holy cow
Nothing


God...
God
God...
God
...
God
Lord
Lord
What a moral idiotic story... each day by day I become dumb and dumb... oh men!

Segub
Arub
Jerorich
What the hell??
What the fuck sake???
Where all those fucks out???
From where...
Am I wrong??