Comedy: Blatter

By DeYtH Banger


I just found out that I am attention seeking fuck... I ALWAYS NEED
ATTENTION
VALIDATION



LIKE MY MOM...
THIS BITCH IS FULL ON THE LINE
"My husband is dead... I am free come over and fuck me... But keep in mind I am desperate, not serious... I GOT A KID"



I hate it... when homos start fucking around... I WANT TO KILL 'EM ALL
WHICH REMINDS ME FOR MY PARENTS... ALWAYS GOING WITH "KIDDO" AND "KID"




I want to stab those low stock... fucks.

Policemen are the most horrible... awful group of people .. obe of them is okay... bunch of them is chaos... is holy grail stolen out of those nasty tv shows with corrupted cops...

We got good cop
We got arrogant cop
We got bad cop
We got corrupted cop
We got neutral cop
We got rage cop
We got aggressive cop




WHOA GUYS, have you thought about going to bed... and go to sleep... come on... I PLAYED ONCE A PERSONA IN THE END... I NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SELF-HATRED AND SELF-GUILT SHIT.




Shame does not exist in my dictionary, often when I wake up... I HOPE IS MY LAST DAY... I HOPE I FALL SOMEWHERE... SOMEHOW AND DIE




"Praying on knees..."



- Come on guys... have some pride... come on... really getting in your knees for invisible force?
We need to lock up those fuckers... unstable society creatures.

Whoa... too large... too big shit... I am jaded as a person and persona... I CAN'T DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS... and getting free sex... IT JUST TOO TOXIC




ALWAYS TESTING AKA SHIT TEST
ALWAYS YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL... WHAT YOU ... HOW YOU SAY IT ..

IT JUST AWFUL... FUCKING AWFUL
I gave a chance too free sex... I AM TOTALLY UNSTABLE...





I hate it when girls and women make it the moment sexy... they touch themselves... they put on make up... they look you in a sexy way...



"UEHG... HELLO ... EXCUSE ME... PERVERT ON THE BOARD IS HERE..."

So hi... hello... good morning... good evening and good night... I am a sex addict... alcoholic family and friends... definently broad up out of a dysfunctional family, facebook and as overall social media addicted...

Okay folks, later on you gonna hate me... a lot... but whatever ..today I am here to take your jobs... career... It's my main goal... it's survival benefactor.

So far as near as your fucking desperate whore mom...




People say "Great set".. "It was great"... then they leave the holy fucking thing... no more replies... no more like that... IT WAS LIKE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE SCENE

SAY IT FEW TIMES
AND NO MORE

AFTER SUCH COMMENTS
I WANT TO DRAIN THE FUCKING BLOOD OUT OF ME... BECAUSE... I FEEL GUILT... I FEEL INNER GUILT... I FEEL HOLY GRAIL GUILT
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT... TO SHARE IT TO OTHER PEOPLE...
TO DO SOME STUFF




I got a girlfriend... don't want you to clap... you are just wasting your time... clapping is self-sacrifice process... no think... no thought... bashing... hitting the one hand with the other... WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING TYPE IF INTELLIGENCE IS THAT?
Tell me?
Be honest about it?

At least with me..
I don't care about your sins... BECAUSE I AM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL




God is always around... right now I feel like... I am wasting my life... I feel depress... sad... I see my mom... I WANT TO TO STOP HER FUCKING PULSE
TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING PIG AND FINUSH IT ALL
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HORRIBLE
I NEED TO KEEP IN MIND WHAT I SAY
WHAT SHE SAYS
I NEED TO REMEMBER SHIT
THEN MOST CASES FRIENDS TURN SHIT ON ME


OH YOU DON'T REMEMBER
OH YOU FUCKING DON'T REMEMBER

OH WHAT'S THAT?
GOD TEST TOO SEE AM I S CAPABLE HUMAN BEING?
FUCK THAT?
FUCK YOU?
I WANT PEACE... LOVE
BUT I READ THE BIBLE AND ALL ABOUT IS OBENDIEnCE AND OWNING MY ASS...
THIS is not love... not exactly the kinda love I need.

God always goes with
"Not enough","Not enough","Not enough","Not enough",... and then full narrow go masturbate... go watch porn... go sober up... go sad
Be depress
OH COME ON
I WANT TO CHILL


I feel always need to return favors like my fucking whiny bitchy mind... this is not funny... not exactly type of fun

Comedy: Life

By DeYtH Banger


Life sucks... come on grow up... stop solving problems... stop with imaginary friends...

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
OKAY?

BLATTERED
DIGIT FUCK



It's total segment, I lost hope in society... expectations... pure charm levels of dussapointement.
I wasted my life on watching porn and never getting enough

And I just described almost the 30-40% of society... greedy saints... selfish fuckers
Liars
If you give your trust to someone you are going to get lies... you are going to get target be lied to you.
That's what all about Bulgaria is...
Grab your bags
And buckle up ... now than somewhere... later along the future.
Facebook is like my life... the way I act and deal in life... but much much... much more safer...

Somebody is bad...
Ignore him
- Pressure
Fucked up
Whole day
Too much suicidal
In the end .... he ends up killing himself...

Somebody is offending and offensive... block him... or block his messages..
Somebody you don't want you to pass the next Genes...
Like his shit...
Like his posts and ignore his messages
Do it often
It's awful





I hate so much screw up people and clean up people from addiction... it just loses all my Hope's in myself...

ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE
NOT ME..

..

Facebook is for introvert becoming extrovert...

My cousin says: "We all are introverts and extroverts..."

You need to grab and suck my dick and your hopes to die while your whole life degredates ... BE GLOODED WITH HOLY DESPAIR




"Believe in God"

- Another bullshit... Muslims suck... Buddhist go with piece and Christian God... I GET HIS IDEA
WE GOT HOLY FUCK IDOLS
HITLER
HE WANTED TO DESTROY THE HEWS
I GET HIS IDEA
THEY ARE AWFUL
SMALL HAT ON THEIR HEAD

Oh come on... grow pair of balls... grow the fuck up...
What next dolls games?



I just started reading crime shit on one app just to keep my sanity point.
Sylvia it's vomit with hot dog... her mom forces her to eat diaper content... and 5 cents tax for abusing and just keep it lightheart that Sylvia is masturbating in front of her family with coca cola bottle.

Oh God this shit is somebody's "hard on" for the night.

Gertrude said "I had to teach this girl a lesson.."

We are talking about Sylvia and she Is dead.


"You are in Pain"

- No need to acknowledge it you piece of worthless trash.



"Stop doing that..."

- Who the hell are you...?



"You are always like that..."

- Nope statistically you are wrong... your parents are deeply disappointed from you, that's why you pin shit on others...



"Cars.."

- What's with main goal and main target... "Go get a car"... fuck off
.. . I am not buying a bomb... I am not buying mental box.

Comedy: Zuper

By DeYtH Banger


I got a girlfriend... yeah... yeah... don't clap... or laugh... no reaction!


PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR ANYTHING FURTHER WHICH COULD HAPPEN

YOUR MOM WAS FUCKED SHE WAS NOT VIRGIN THIS IS A FACT

IF MOM GOT BLOOD BELOW THE SHEETS AFTER SHE WAKES UP SHE IS A DIRTY MEXICAN CLEANER... SHE CLEANS THE BODIES


It's bit raw... like your father's sweaty, hairy ball's but who is askin?
Who is saying!

Sorry folks but stuff don't go great.... I LOSE MOJO... MOTTO MOTIVATION AND WHOLE FUCKING SET WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE DRIES ME OUT
SHE IS A CREEP
SHE JOKES ABOUT HER DEAD FATHER
HERE IS SPECIAL OUTCOME BITCH

YOUR MOM IS ALIVE AND IS CLEARLY U FUCKABLE FUCK




I am planning to leave... to skip... to stop... to clean... cancel... the whole fucking relationship... I just hate it.. I found out that I AM GOING TO BE OUT WITH A FREAK
OKAY
THIS IS TOO MUCH
I GONNA GET LOST WITH DATA
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I GO IN FULL ON HELL HOLE

I just had a chance to make few of my shows at the movies... TV shows... ads... I DID IT... FREE
IT WAS GREAT ADVERTISEMENT
PLUS
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IS THE JOKE FOR ME OR ON ME

HERE IS THE END STORY
YOU NEED OXYGEN TANK
I AM THINKING ABOUT DRINKING AND DRUGS?
WHY?
CLEARLY DIFFERENCES
AND PRETTY ADAPTABLE FUCK I AM
Your father created you by putting the UIO... - UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA
HE DID IT... PRETTY PATHETIC...
BUT HE DEFINETLY LEFT YOUR MOM WHY?
HE IS COWARD!



My father
This guy is buried fuck... fuck around with this gay guy... gay jokes... gay fucks we got bunch of them... the whole army is homosexual.
But still blue cops... what's wrong with those guys...
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP
SUCK IT UP

THE BEST ADVICE ON THE MARKET

Comedy: Guys

By DeYtH Banger

Just fuck me ... okay...? Fuck dominanation... people say information is not fun being walking database is bad shot... no fun, no gain. But guys let's be real when dice don't follow the float you make the flow... okay folks...


Get ready
Set
Background
Action


In the beginning filming... aand acting is fun but then comes chaos of toxicity... repeation... shouting ... being upset.

Off fuck that my life is not living around the edge... it's all about stability like somebody's dick nice... compassion guys don't get laid.


Let me re-phrase that I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW SOME GUY IS ADDICTED TO MY JOKES... AND IN THE SAME TIME THE SAME FUCKER TRYING TO FIND AND RE-DISCOVER MY NEXT JOKE... AND EHAT I AM GOING TO TELL

HERE IS THE THING
NO TELL
NO SAY

When I GO THROW MOVIES I GOT HUGE CHILLS OF ELEVATION PEOPLE LAUGH... PEOPLE JOKE
SO FUCK THAT I AM AROUND TO FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS WE NEED
BUNCH HIV POSITIVE FUCKS
I HATE BELIEVERS


COME ON GROW UP DIDN',T YOU HAD ALREADY ENOUGH IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
GROW BALLS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF RAM FRAME
SO THE END OF THE STORY GOES LIKE YOU WHOLE FAMILY DIES RETARDED SND FAITH FUCKS GO AS THE MOST MORALLY CORRUPT CREATURES


YEAH... YEAH... COMPLAIN
I LOVE IT
WE GOT ONE MORE HOUR MATERIAL
I SM GOING TO ENJOY TO TAKE NOTES
WHEN YOU FUCK A CHICK YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ALPHA FUCK
BETA FUCKS ARE FIWNERS OF HIEARCHY
I SPEAK COMPLEX?
I AM HYPERACTIVE
AND TOO ADDICTED PERSONA




I don't like fat fucks just too much food to digest to fuck them and they are not good in bed their energy is so lazy and so morally corrupted that 5 minutes is as much as their own personal record.
One guy told me that I CAN'T SPEND MY TIME WITH DEBUNKING
MYTHS
FACTS READING
AND DATA AS OVERALL

I AM LIKE WHY NOT?
IF SOMEBODY DIES I DON'T CARE of size fuck that one... fuck this fucking bullet point
I care about reason...
Why
What
When
How
And
Where

Best question most of them are good conversational starters the others are conversational killers...

Open ended game
I know that from my own fucking personal experience of fucking your mom



OH YOU ARE OFFENDED
WHY?
I PUT IN HER

UIO... UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT
OKAY GO DIGEST THIS BITCH

BUT STILL
NO FUCKING

THIS GUY IS PLAYING HARD... OH FUCKING TOO HARD



GIRLS ARE LIKE GAME
I HOPE I DIE 
WHY 
I ONLY EXPECT SHIT AND I GOT A LOT OF
 WORRIES




And more optimistic view

Who am I guys?
The guy who runs the whole fucking gun
The guy who pin outside your insecurity levels
Snd fuck that
I am the guy who will screw you over... NO FUN... NO FUCK FOR YOU

Intellect ruin us... I FULLY FISAGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT "TRY GO OUT SIMPLE..." BE "Go to basic"
Language... is the barrier of complexity... the moment intellect and be intellectual was born that's the moment we went total full on screw on level.

I am going to sign in as president... I AM GOING TO LEGALIZE DRUGS... NAINLY BECAUSE OF INTELLECTUAL STAND POINT

ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS DIE... PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE ARE GOOD TO LIVE...

Comedy: Answers

By DeYtH Banger


"I am pass"
- Fuck this saying... who made up this shitty phrase it's awful and disgusting.

"I get you"

- Fuck you... try vibing that type of shit your worthless pinless fuck.

"Hatred, you are too hateful... too negative."

- It's substraction you idiot... I AM THE FUCKING BALANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE


I JUST GOT A CHANCE TO BE LOUD AT A GANNY

IT WENT AS FAR AS "OUT"
LOUD PITCH...


Sometines people like agressors and like others getting awful life that's what we are... we are piece of people who like and enjoy others suffering.


The truth is that I masturbate on specific topics.

Let's go full on... full forwatd emails gives me anxiety... IT'S LIKE FULL HARD ON OF GHOST RAPING YOU


I AM NOT AGNOSTIC... MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR THE FURTHER ARGUMENT... GOD DOES NOT EXIST
VANGA IS BULLSHIT
GANDI IS A PERVERT
AND FUCK THE FUCKING STEALING FANTAST OF MOTHER THERESA




I machos are the most worthless examples of intelect... so strong... so much muscles... so for what?
To suck a dick?
To show off: Fuck You. This is as far as you gonna get from attention hook point.

Social status, for social stand point I am in dwn point hiarchy..I AM THE MOST HORRIBLE... BULGARIAN... AMERICAN... ENGLISH COMBUNATION YOU CAN GET FROM THE MARKET


Yeah... yeah I remember the guy with the hat... he had great thoughts...


"SO MUCH VALUE GIVEN TO ME... WHILE I FUCK HER..."

Most of my worries are builded up.. I WORRY THAT WHAT GIVE AS VALUE US GOING TO BE USED IN SEX WHILE THEY FUCK... LESS GIVEN FUCK TO ME... AND MORE FUCK GIVEN TO HER
I AM NOT GAY
I AM NOT A DICK ADDICT
I WORRY OF VALUE GIVEN AROUND AND SOMEBODY WINNING BECAUSE OF ME


IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SOMEONE... START GIVING FUCK... START CARING... THE WAY YOU ARE DOING IT... IS BY FUCKING HER... OR HIM


Gays are horrible re-group and as overall group they are so soft... so out of masculinity... IF I WANT VISUALISE WHAT'S WOMAN IN MALE VERSION... THAT'S WHAT MY BIAS PULLS ME OVER
GAYS
GAYS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MIXURE OF HORROR MOVIE
IT'S SO UNNATURAL... SO AWFUL...
There is porn in which people eat poop, it's called "THIS MORON NEEDS A BRAIN".
There is porn in which you put objects inside holes...

HEY FOLKS STOP DOING THIS SHIT
MOST HOLES ARE NOT PUTTING OBJECTS... IT'S HORRIBLE UPBRINGING SHIT... MOST HOLES MADE UP TO PISS... EAT... CUM... POOP... THAT'S THE IDEA...

Nothing too far... nothing less!



What is great is small children I LIKE THE WHOLE idea of subscribing to the smaller version pussy go fuck in the far far future. It's definetly lesson giving and becoming a teacher on "fucking'.


I hate people who lie and are not serious it's like AN AND AA meeting which is anal norms and assholes area meetings... those groups are for suicidal people. Great place!

People say suicide is bad, but it's value giving process. You safe time, you economical by standpoint you make God's work more easy + you can make it fun... exciting and something to look forward.



"Call Center"


- Sorry folks I DON'T WORK ANYMORE THERE... I AM NOT OKAY OF SOMEBODY USING ME AS A PUPPET ABD FUCKING ME AROUND



"Liars"



We need those folks from evolutional stand point, but if you ask me... FUCK 'EM

KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING REGROUP

THE LESS FUCK GIVEN TGE BETTER LIFE GONNA BE LIVED




Facebook and as overall social media it has not weight opinion + nothing more than going aroubd qualities:

- Care More
- Give Fuck More
- Lie
- Attention Span Deficific
- Less Serious
- Lazy
- Procrastinate
- Waste Time
- Compare yourself
- Qualify yourself


All those qualities here are for control freak, compulsive and  obsessive...

Anyone using underground... subway?

Lately!

I have been few times in the metro... today and lately since the whole beginning of the undergound base shit... I have been thousand times, IF TODAY I AM HERE... IT'S MAINLY BECAUSE OF COMPLAINING

WHAT BUGS ME... IS THAT THERE IS WRITTEN NOWHERE AS FOR WHERE TO LOOK... WHERE TO STARE WHEN THE STOPS AS TOO MUCH OR YOU GONNA HAVE FUCKING LONG... FUCKING LONG RIDE

The other thing is toilets with holes... it's nasty and horrible place... some places smell awful... exactly room awful.

What I want to complain is idiolazing fans and too much staring beautiful women...

I GET IDEA YOU ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF TO GET CONFINDENCE TO ELIVATE... TO PULL UP THE CONFIDENCE SHEET

BUT FUCK THAT PROCESS

BUT FUCK THAT IDEA

THE MASS IS LESS THAN YOU

THIS SHIT STAYS WITH ME

When you grow up and you still want to play with toys like the way you were as a child... without looking like mental instable or mad... or crazy the way is to go in politics.

There you play with toys for grown ups... you move action figures... you make real life consequences which to be honest is near as 5D ... with the mist updated matrix technology.

Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger


Shut the fuck up… sums pretty clear everything… silence wins everything.

People say always shit… they shit others
…. And now we got delusions… believing in higher beings…



GROW THE FUCK UP
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDN'T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP



"God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference."


Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck up… come on… drugs… alcohol go get it… feed the fuck… go feed yourself. Didn't worry you are classical dysfuctional being ..  LOOK FORWARD TO IT



Some people ask me "how to get a girl?" Or even "How do you get a girl?"

1) Don't be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate her… but do not be rapist


Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND IT'S MUCH EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE




4) Be friendly… but not too friendly
5) Ask for her opinion… be honest as for what you think but never fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease her… fuck around with her… but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand … it nakes shapes… it can be one finger…it can be few fingers… it can be whole fucking hand…



7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck task

8) Tease her… fuck around with her… but do not insult her… offend her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated



In other further thoughts… I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK MY HAND… UF POSSIBLE …. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING ME…
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME





I hate dates… girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvation… it's as real as playing the game "WHO IS ALPHA HERE?" IN WHOLE homo scenario




People are afraid mainly because their life sucks… their lifes are worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUY… THE ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A DYSFUNCTIONAL… THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKS… HARD CASE



Oh man…. Oh man this here is hard set… leave the room by any chance you gonna get emotionally fucked up… mentally screw up… the thing man is girls are toxic… fuck little bit more

 YOU DON'T GET MESSAGE
"GAME OVER" AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E MISSION… YOU GET HARD TOXICITY… MORE AND MORE… THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET TOXIC
…

IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU
BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE



WE GOT A FYI …. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIES….

Most people's get impossible goals… they set for themselves unachievable goals… as for me… I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOAL… "KILL MYSELF" I AM TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO IT… MOST CASES AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN



Oh man life sucks… if today yoy are here ..  probably you got mood problems… if you are comedian you are a hard case… OUCH… You can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty let's use this as sticking point…

Today is a big day… I mean the material which is going to come up … is going to turn you over… u can leave now or continue by staying here.

I saw one of those car  license "Sad Ak 209" that fuck definetly needs few poluce check out. Isn't obvious… this here is sign for bad shit comming on the way.




People feel bad .. I CAN  BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING MECHANISM..
 SHAMING THAT'S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angry… ready to fuck around… THIS HERE CLARITY… CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN… WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALS… NOT GROUPS FOR GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISM… SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supreme… the super race… the race which Hitler couldn't kill
… I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLES… I HATE THOSE FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFE… IT'S MY TURN I AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha males… what the hell… You don't find me funny… I GET IT SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO COMPLAIN … BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME

Review: The Naked Jape: Uncovering The Hidden World Of Jokes

The Naked Jape: Uncovering The Hidden World Of Jokes by Jimmy Carr
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"July 30, 2019 –
100.0% "It explains jokes... it gives and shares ideas of other comedians and the best part is that the behind this book is Jimmy Carr well known English comedian."
July 30, 2019 –
100.0% "It's total must for comedians... a book which is total need to read."
July 18, 2019 – page 130
45.14%
July 15, 2019 – page 103
35.76%
July 10, 2019 – page 88
30.56%
July 10, 2019 – Shelved
July 10, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: This Might Get a Little Heavy: A Memoir

This Might Get a Little Heavy: A Memoir by Ralphie May
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"July 26, 2019 –
100.0%
July 24, 2019 – page 169
55.59%
July 18, 2019 – page 102
33.55%
July 10, 2019 – page 81
26.64%
May 7, 2019 – page 41
13.49%
May 5, 2019 – page 11
3.62% "Nothing makes it fun and exciting than going around a comedians life... strugles... obstacles...

...

It's fun to read book!"
May 5, 2019 – page 11
3.62%
May 5, 2019 – Shelved
May 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Comedy: Secret

By DeYtH Banger

I prefer to fuck my right hand and if I want more enthusiastic handjob… I GO WITH LEFT HABD
IS MORE UNNATURAL
MORE ALIENATING


Girls waste energy and time
Rapist are good at timing… always ready to rape… to dominate and we are talking about level of toxicity… maximimal… in childhood.


If you think I speak fast… you are fucking wrong… it can go more faster and even more…
I just don't add up pauses… life sucks with pauses… in the end of the show we don't go for bugs, glitchers, errors and lag we go with the speed up shoe. That's the way it sounds with minimum level of pauses.



People who are on their knees… are praying for salvation from addiction. So I GET THE IDEA OF GIRLS ACTING OUT… WITH ON THEIR KNEES..
THEY GO WITH BL0WJOB + PRAYING WHICH IS EGO PROBLEM… MULTI TASKING PROBLEM



AA AND AN Groups… suck… I WANT TO FUCK AN EMOTIONAL BITCH
A BITCH WHICH NEAR LEVEL OF SUICIDE… I WANT TO BE MENTALLY SO FUCKED UP THAT WHILE I FUCK HER… SHE TO START CUTTING WRIST
FUCKING AEOUND WITH VEINS
I LOVE THAT
THAT'S AN INVESTMENT
THAT'S WHAT I WANT IN SEX AS MUCH HIGH INVESTMENT AS POSSIBLE…


I want a bitch which acknowledges her problems… it's lovely scenario… to say

"I HAD AN AFFAIRS, MY LIFE SUCKS… "

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT

WHAT'S WITH COUPLES AND PUBLIC FUCKING… KISSING AND UNAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

"I WANT… I CAN?"
"I WILL… I AM GOING TO?"



Is this the shit?
Always got a problem, what I can sat say society fuctions on problems fundaments… Which start to make me think that the the bitch which was near me in the metro… WAS TYPICAL DYSFUCTIONAL WHORES


WHAT ARE WHORES… PROSTITUTES AND DANCERS?

All got one deep fundamental problem… they are comming not from healthy household, dysfuctional parents!


AND THEY DON'T GET ENOUGH

Nothing more than edgy… almost on the moment to kill "herself" girl…over emotional whore…


I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT
IT MAKES ME TO FEEL THAT

"I FUCK MY PROBLEMS"



Your mom sick rigid bitch, that's the definion about your mommy…

MAN FUCK YOUR PARENTS
IF YOU ARE TODAY HERE AS CROWD… PROBABLY YOU PARENTS FUCK YOU OVER AS MUCH THAT YOUR GENES ARE GOIMG TO VE WIPED OUT
NATURAL SELECTION
IF YOU ARE ON THE STAGE TODAY
MAN YOU ARE IN PAIN…


Most comedians are expressive… show off as for me… I AM FUCKING DEAD INSIDE
REALLY
ANGER IS SUITABLE FOR BULGARIA

THE WHOLE STAND POINT IS NEUTRAL… THIS SOUND LIKE A SUITABLE IDEA

When I see happy couples… happy people I WANT TO KILL THOSE FOLKS… THIS KINDA SUMS UP THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IN MASS SHOOTING

JOKE ON ME
MY TURN
YOUR MOM IS AN EFFECTIVE COCK SUCKER
NOT A SMOKER
BUT A SUCKER