събота, 12 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Private Show

By DeYtH Banger



I want to grab a bat and bash skulls... men... I want to bash 'em...

Happy couples...
Fucking
Sex


I want to bash 'em... all of 'em... God send me for their salvation...

I hate it when prostitute starts doing... her own acting shit..
I want to grab her and chocke her


Sentence: You are dieing bitch... ain't actor...
Try again


I want to start killing and slashing strip dancers... mainly because...
It's fun
Activity
Free of outcome

Genetic make up
... what's with humans and small fur?
What's this all about?

You fuck...
God you are sick fuck... sick bastard
This fur does not help in cold...
So does God help..
God is selfish prick
You scramble eggs bastard




Somebody offended..
At least is happening somebody...
When your grandfather fucked your grandmother...
There was no magic what's ever!

I got a sponsor...
I got a person who helps me...
But what's woth God and helping you with coping stress... depression...
This fuck nowhere... what's ever
Start taking your medication...
Pills




Recently I was with a prostitute... on the phone the conversation was holy fuck...
Wreck

I had advice from a guy who helps with life




He said:

- Stop giving so much fuck to others
- Stop going to place where there are going to reject you




AND WHAT TO BECOME EMOTIONLESS BAGGAGE LIKE YOU?

My sponsor don't get into places... where they can reject you...
At first thought... I shouldn't be alive...
Life sucks men!
Oh your ego was touched... you feel bad?
Oh so sad
Get over it

YOU BLOODY DISGUSTING FUCK
IF YOU JUDGE
GO TRY TO FUCK YOUR MOM
WHY?
THE BITCH WANTS IT
GIVE HER
THE DICK
DICK COMES OUT OF THE CUNT
AND SECOND PART OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW IS TO GO BACK

Fuck you slim baggel of cheese
Fuck me right in my ass...
Why?
Speaking about moment of clarity beneficial fucker.

вторник, 8 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Hecklers

By DeYtH Banger

HECKLERS are the worthless part of the audience.. the more hecklers you get the more you start finding out...



CROWD GOT
EGO
CROWD
LIKES TO BE SEEN AND
TO ACT OUT AS SEEN


You believe in God?
Jesus?
Spirtual?
Or non
The sane screw up... fucked up person you are like the religion extremes.
I am atheist and people like me do not do outrageous stuff.



You love your parents?
You love your thy father?
Go kill yourself men...
I hate all of 'em... in their all colours.

If you are greedy fuck... you get fack...
Being selfish and greedy...costs calories



People from AA are not here today... because within me... I have massive hatred for God and spirtuality...

I invite people to come over... but they mainly because my dear guilty concious is out here and has main goals fuck of 'em.


People like to criticize others...

Why?
Because that's easy..
Focus on other
How wonderful idea is this?

I got a job...
Not a pimp...
Unfortunately...
Good money
But I am gladly too arrogant...




I need sometimes to play stupid...
Because I do not look stupid...
I look like a con men...
Like massive manipulator

What now I need to focus is energy.....
Emotions... silence...

Whos too much shit men... The great thing about messenger and social media..is that people Always got a reason... always you get emotional rollercoaster.

I am not funny?
Okay...
Get your dick and stuff it right in your fucking mouth...
So what?
Mhm...
For example... I am quitely impress...


I got a work... which means... I do not have or get the sharp mind... the sharp vibe energy.... most of my time gets around anxiety... depression. People got tricks... as for me I go with the slogan "Fuck You".