вторник, 6 ноември 2018 г.

неделя, 4 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Within Us*

by DeYtH Banger



I am kinda right... so let's write it down... it took time... it needed few hours and thoughts are spreading around the world like a disease... it's not my thing... but the world is run by thoughts... thoughts are manipulate features of the genius and smart people.


GOD HAS A WAY OF FUCKING WITH PEOPLE...
EMOTION... VOICE PATTERNS... LIFE.... CRUELTY... DISEASE


It's not my fault that my mom ruin my life... it's her fault... she ruin my way of introducing... speaking... starting a conversation... ending a conversation... all this glitches and errors were build by my parents... so  I am socially fucked up and nobody is going to help me.


LIFE IS GREAT WHEN YOU ARE DYSFUNCTIONAL... YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU THING IS RIGHT AND KINDA CAN GO THROUGH THE DAY

WHEN GOD IS MAD… IT SENDS INNOCENT PEOPLE IN PRISON AFTER ALL PROBABLY IT SUPPOSED TO BE "IT" BECAUSE REMOVES EMPATHY AT SEX GENDERS LIKE "MALES" AND "FEMALES"



What I am simply implying so far… because that's what I know… no stone age or cold years on this planet this here is more controversial…


I mean what next is comming he is "Tranny" so "Shemales" are God… They are send from God… in different forms… looks… and so on… So if you see one of those ... The best things you can do are:







1) Pray to "It"

2) Suck the sword of justice  (TRANSLATION FOR IDIOTS LIKE "YOURSELF"… I MEAN DICK)
3) Treat "It" well… (If you threat this creature bad… "It" God powers are going to abolish you…"
4) Every Fantasy Is Okay (Sins are for the normal couples… for dear you… creatures OF God… you can do everything)
5) Under Everything (No Harm, No Damage… all this horrific human acts remove them from your head…)






LIFE IS LIKE AN ADDICTION… 

IN THE END YOU NEVER GET ENOUGH


"LIFE SUCKS"
"I AM FUCKED UP"



- Yeah… Life sucks for person like who has taken too much responsobility… life is getting horrifically worser than ever.

- Yeah … you are fucked up… You almost tried to kill yourself… Now YOU are in mental institution or let's put in a hospital.




YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO CALL ME OR TO TALK TO ME OR TO INVITE ME TO THIS PARTY

WHAT YOU NEED IN SUCH LOW VARIETY OF CHANCES AND POSSIBILITIES IS ME… I AM THE BEST SHOT YOU GONNA GET




You make life harder "Promises", "Dating", "Expectations"… all this narrow minded leaked loop holes are removing you from the "Now" moment and let it face it you wasted one more day By reading this…






SO SAD
INCRIMENTAL FUCKS!





LUCK IS LIKE AN ASSHOLE AFTER PERIOD PASS IT EXPIRES

Comedy: Gentle Bother

By DeYtH Banger


Oh God…. Love… name it… define it and then you feel it in it's all colours.


"Russian Man Stages His Elaborate Death for a Marriage Proposal"


"Husband and Wife Get Surgery to Look Like Each Other"

"Man Has Friend Shoot Him so Girlfriend Will Sympathize"

"Man Fakes a Hate Crime to Save His Marriage"


"Man and Wife Live Like Cavemen, for Love"


People are crazy from car crash marriage proposal we end up with caveman life style. What's the most interesting thing is where is the intelligence which people point out in numerous books, studies, journals?


HEY  FOLKS STICK A MIXER RIGHT IN YOUR ASS LOVE DEPRIVATION IS A PRIVATE FUCKER




CONGRATS FUCKS… YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN… DON'T THINK THAT MY SUICIDE WILL BE BECAUSE OF THE PURE BOTHER OF WONDER… NO TO THAT CAUSE OR EVEN IN THE NAME OF FOOD AND CANDIES AND MONEY…


IT'S A NECESSITY IT'S A SOMETHING WHICH HUMAN BEINGS FEEL WHEN THEY EXPIRE…




People who play football also famous as soccer… all this bottom BITCHES are morons. Football is for morons…



SO LET THEM WATCH AFTER ALL THEY ARE SPECIAL KIDS + AND THIS SHOWS ARE NON-BRAINER



петък, 2 ноември 2018 г.

DeYtH Banger - Jokes From B 1,2 and 3 (BJ's Life)

by DeYtH Banger


02/11/2018











Description: 






What to say?

When to say it?



...

How does life goes of a joker?



...


This here book is a collection of all my comedy jokes... from Book 1 up to book 3... I hope you find it interesting and enjoy it....





Download/Online Read:



3) Click
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5) Click











четвъртък, 1 ноември 2018 г.

Review: Good People

Good People Good People by Marcus Sakey
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 24, 2018 –
20.0% "41:19"
October 24, 2018 –
20.0% "Typical Gangster movies!
...

But modern era"
October 24, 2018 –
20.0% "Such killers and criminals is difficult to find nowadays... but this here torture is marvelous."
October 24, 2018 – page 0
0.0% "This book is more likely what I am searching... it starts with a mystery... and now the main characters are facing challenges...

...

Well plotted!
Well Written
Well Presented TV Series"
October 24, 2018 – page 0
0.0% "26:52"
October 24, 2018 – Shelved
October 24, 2018 – Started Reading"

- This work can be for four and half star or something like that... mainly because some things were predictable... but in same time we had chance to face crime, suspense... and little drops of mystery.

I am not a person who brags about stuff... but I have seen works which have been less predictable, always suprising on the road and well written... Stephen King is an example of what I saying!

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Review: Gramma

Gramma Gramma by Stephen King
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"October 24, 2018 –
60.0% "It's not the best show... it's not the best story... but still it's not a bad one."
October 24, 2018 –
60.0% "I like a show which is good and gives you chills into your spine."
October 23, 2018 –
60.0% "50:25 out of 1:18:38"
October 23, 2018 – page 0 "Little paranormal...
...

With another Good Lesson"
October 23, 2018 – Shelved
October 23, 2018 – Started Reading"

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вторник, 30 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Pure Bother

By DeYtH Banger


What happen with all not fully dysfunctional children?
What happen with Mr. Addiction, Mr. Anxiety and Mr. Approach Anxiety?


All this questions give me cringes in my but hole… How the fuck screw up mind got somewhere… … Screw up persona… thoughts… How this fuck is going to pass his GENES?


WHAT I CALL ALL THIS IDEAS AND OPINIONS … JUST PURE BOTHER OF WISDOM


I am kinda fucked up right now… confused as hell in first place and in second place… Like how the fuck again… the guy with the anxiety and depression is fixed?


IF ECONOMY WANTS TO FUCK US OVER THEIR TENDENCIES ARE PURE BOTHER OF CONFUSION


No More self- sufficiency once that damage done nothing more than social pressure and stress are going to do the final work.



AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT EXPRESSION IN PRESSURE


Turn the YouTube.. .



WHY THE FUCK YOU LOWERING THE VOLUME?
NOWADAYS THE GENERATION IS GETTING DUMBER THAN  EVER


Oh God quotes… let me point me out few

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Benjamin Franklin"

- People like you Dear Benjamin leave others in state of sleep deprivation.

"To attain knowledge, add things everyday. To attain wisdom, remove things every day. Lao Tzu"

- Typical formula of stupidtism

"Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Confucius"

- What are you trying to say…






HEY ASSHOLE…





These are the two categories.. .


"There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool. Diogenes"

- Yeah I call it middle finger… wise people don't show it… fools show it.


"Wisdom is nothing but a preparation of the soul, a capacity, a secret art of thinking, feeling and breathing thoughts of unity at every moment of life. Hermann Hesse"

- Here is a lesson dear fuck…

First of all you don't know mechanics… souls can't breath and so far knowledge is s weight… souls are weightless… Brains dies in the body and soul is a empty thing.


SO FAR SOUL DOESN'T EXIST… FUCKING GROW UP MAN AND AS FOR GOD .... GO AND START BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS HE IS REAL TOO


"Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. Kahlil Gibran"

- No sense at all… IT'S NOT GENIUS OT'S JUST A FOOLISH STATEMENT



"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Lao Tzu"

- This here is example of pure ignorance

"Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. Leo Tolstoy"

- It's waste of time if you think this is true.

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Thomas Jefferson"





WHERE IS THIS BOOK?
SICK FUCK!




I WANNA READ IT

"A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. Pythagoras"

- Total BULLSHIT.. . BEING AN IDIOT IS S STATE OF NOT SPEAKING




"Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as knowing what to do next. Herbert Hoover"


- Hey Hoover on what type of morning drugs are you?

Diet!???





понеделник, 29 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Sense Of Moral

By DeYtH Banger


Oh God people running… I just don't get that idea of these people running… Why fat, SLIM, large, small, big, white, yellow, black…. Are doing this?





CAN' T YOU GET IT WE CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY… REALITY IS WHAT IT IS


I tried once such activity… it well bad as hell… I got tired… I thought that there was fun inside but nothing more than misery.


When we talk about misery… let me say on what all people should be running to get happy…

BE MISERABLE
BE SAD
BE DEPRESSED


That's what happiness is… pure levels of misery. Don't act as a bag of shit… It's "Now"!


IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING OUT THERE FOR THERE RIVALS AND BETA MALES SLAUGTHER ALPHA GENES… BECAUSE BETA'S WANNA BE HIGHER IN THE MARKET


I always was seeing cops are just dick with pure lost of sleep… but to be little further… these people are the same which sale citizens on the market and then want helping.


BY SELLING I MEAN
FUCK YOU… NO MORE DAILY DEFINITIONS FOR TODAY


Comedy: Play-Role

By DeYtH Banger


HERE IS DROPS OF TRUTH, YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT


Simplicity is a symbol of stupid mind
Complexity is a symbol of a violent manner of mind



I HATE BEING DUMB… BETTER TO SHOOT  MYSELF THAN PLAYING THE GAME OF BEING DUMB…


When body wants out… Mind starts to controlling it… easy as fuck… drugs, liquor, cigars and pleasure.



LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION… ISN'T IT THE PLEASURE WHICH IS HOLDING US HANDS IN HANDS IN LIFE?


Paranoia and not interested merely symptoms of ignorance...When you become ugly, fat prick you are ready for the seat of being a president.


FAT PEOPLE SYMBOL OF SICKNESS… DISEASES

What economy wants is more from the retarded fucks more cortisol, more calories. Easy to get rid of… all this fucks don't get far.

EMPLOY  COUSINS, RELATIVES, FRIENDS, BOTHERS AND SISTERS… ALL THOSE FUCKS… LET'S FUCK THE NON CONNECTED MORONS IN THE ECONOMY



Rivals, rivals… Nobody in life really gives you the best guide… I am reading PLENY books, watching plenty of TV and so far so bad.


DEPRESSION
ANTI-SOCIAL
ARTOGANT
WITTY


WHO DA FACK GIVES YOU A GUIDE OF WHAT TO DO?


What people "should do" and "shouldn't do"

- People shouldn't kill
- People should love
- People shouldn't commit crime
- People should have fun



FOR GOD SAKE WHERE CAN I GET THE LAST VERSION OF THIS SCRIPTURE?