How to Talk to Anyone (Junior Talker #5)

by DeYtH Banger


07/12/18

Description: 

So here in this book series I am going to try to show the comic way. If you have seen comics make Stand Up shows aka Comedy Specials and they get away with everything.



They joke about masturbating, hatred, religion, rope, killing, rape and etc... and they are getting away it... isn't it a great way of living life!?

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Review: Hardcore Self Help: F**k Depression

Hardcore Self Help: F**k Depression by Robert Duff
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"November 26, 2018 – page 60
39.74%
October 25, 2018 – page 38
25.17% "Oh God of it the whole thing ended somewhere here it will be great...


But most of the cases... DEPRESSION = Suicide.. .


Coping mechanism also knows as Bad Habbits."
October 25, 2018 – page 38
25.17% "It's so strange and weird that one spark of this shit lights up...


- SADNESS
- Anger
- Stress
- DEPRESS
- Harsh Self-Judgement
- Self-Sabotage
- Fragile
- Vague Thoughts
- Fragility
- loneliness
- Overthinking"
October 25, 2018 – Shelved
October 25, 2018 – Started Reading"

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Comedy: Inspired

By DeYtH Banger



Oh god… when are you gonna stop with this questions?

They suck




FOR GOD SAKE
GET A FUCKING LIFE




I am not trying to be sexual or even escalate to arousal, but look… I am trying to exploit what you love, know, do… so lean back… and enjoy the freak show.




FREAK
FREAK




Yeah, you hear me right… I said freak… normal people don't go as far as you have went… sitting and being lazy they are busy with whatever average life is all about.



- Piss
- Eat
- Study
- Dump
- Hang out
- Chat
- Laugh
- Smile
- Wash
 - Shower





Sounds like a list of daily chores aka activities of normal people…. But if we gonna become normal just let's cut the shit… tie a rope around our neck and let's see






CAN THIS FUCKER
TAKE IT ANY LONGER





911 is going to be the fast dial trick


Killing Yourself is not magic… or magical trick… it just happens… out starts with rain and it ends up with clouds which block the sun.


(Let me eplain you… what I mean.. . I know people like you don't have pleny of grey material in your head… reading or listening to a book isn't part of #1 things to do after you go out or before you go out… it doesn't matter… for sure… 100% sure that on the internet you stream for BULLSHIT.. . I DON'T NEED DETECTORS OR LIFE OR EVEN TO WORKOUT … TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS FULL OF SHIT.


Under rain I mean negativity in your head… clouds are people who FUCK you over with negativity….)





HAVE FEW RULES IN MIND

1) I DON'T TRANSLATE
2) I AM NOT YOUR BIATCH
3) I AM NOBODY'S BIATCH
4) I HAVE A LIFE





Normal people like normal … talk that's why most of them don't succeed in life… they are just fucking boring bags full of shit.



He/She: Where are you from?
He/She: How are you?
He/She: What's up?
He/She: Wad up?
He/She: Hey
He/She: Hello



OH GOD… WHAT'S HAPPENING … AM I ON A HOLIDAY OR SOME KINDA ROOFIE FUCK IS TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER… I DON'T NEED A BOOK ABOUT DRUGS TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.





Hey Bill Gates - Money..  spending problem?

Send some here… After all most people say in lifetime… I can't spend his money… so let's try… I am going to set the record straight… I am back to reality (Eminem)

What's with this crappy healthy food?
Workout…
Healthy sleep?
Healthy morning routines?


Are you a comedian?

It just some kinda a screw up narcissist who think is smart in life…

Go for it… go for it…

Whatever to be… just do it.. do 't worry we got coffin makers… grave stone mAkers and we got diggers… who are going to help to put your body 100 meters… derep down. Sorry… if I got the math wrong after all math isn't my biggest problem in life.


I hate math teachers they told me that math is important and it's part of life..








I have all this negative pact of emotion… it doesn't look like 2 + 2 = 5… it's more likely 2 +7 = 4579… - Non sense at a thar's how we end up the pick up theory.… women aren't creatures of logic.



This here is my material… love it or hate… it that's all folks… this is the way ti spirtuality… embrace it.. embrace it….




I am not here to give advice.. . Tips or help… you got the wrong section bro. When a old adult start using famous words … within teenager nation… it sounds like a guy with aneurysm.






"Wow", "LMAO" , "LOL" … when I heard it from 60 years old guy… I am like




ARE YOU OKAY?





To all people who are going to go to courses or even planing to study women… You wasting time…


Men are logical
Women aren't


This will fuck your brain over… repeat it… over and ovet and you will become the main causation of the whole equation.

Letter to:

Dear, Masturbators

You are doing more harm… and brain damage than fixing your life… squirting won't fix your life… it will just make you less motivated in surviving… jerking off won't help you as well nothing more than draining your energy.

Comedy: ARE Facebook

By DeYtH Banger


All people here are wussies let me clear of all this whole categories you gonna get me more correctly along the way… if you didn't get me it doesn't mean that you can't change the religion become a Muslim and you got exclusive offers around this deal.

You are famous…

- If you say it in the right place… in the right time.. "Allah Akbar" you gonna get pleny of attention.

- You pray when you are on your knees
   That's great in my POV Feel free to give me a blowjob… you went so far it's time to do the a d the other part of the job.


I pike the rug thing if you are a homo or even a girl you won' t make the ground messy… with sperm…
I get the idea why Muslim women get so much clothes and it covers all their body.




1) They are ugly

2) Nothing To show

3) Very Useful for blowjob (LESS mess in the future)





Most of you have open thousand Windows on your phone and thinking that you are smart and soon enough you gonna remove them… but no… no… no… you making more and more from 10 it became 16… we are talking about rough and raw math here.



Most of you have open on your computer 5 Windows of porn … or even more and my favorite category is the people who take it few steps further… turning on in the same time few videos.… different categories.



You are fucked up… when you need to piss… you go in a room or a place where you automatically start removing clothes which are around your pussy or dick… then you put them up and go outside that place like nothing has happen…



You are fucked up… water falls out of a metal… pipe… and you feel the freedom of removing clothes and start applying soap and touching yourself…




I am just not sure from where to start… the touching part? It's as sick as fuck… we got a word for this it's called "Frotteurism" or we are near to this shit… I love people who think that they are free… nobody is really free all this historical people… who you know are just couple or spoon of serup of idiots… they don't have brains.... they did it because it was the beginning of the world and it just went viral with our technology which we have in hands. Nobody is really free… what you see is limitation to what you know… how you walk and speak is limitation of what you have learn…





HOW FUCKING FREE ARE YOU?




Let's go with removing clothes… for such disadvantage we have created mental instituions.




If you are right now interested in eating… something is fucked up in you… that's for sure… it's not message from your ego… neither a really call from your stomach… more likely your brain is experiencing compulsive overeating disorder.


1) First of all very rude

2) Second of all something is wrong with you

3) You are here because of me… no more food… FUCKER like you needs a primal… level descipline



Most of you aren't experiencing real love or real life… all day in front of the momotor of phone.. . Laptop… computer… TV and you call this life?


Re-Check the dictionary… put your glasses or goggles or whatever you have and the correct word is hell.






Most of you

- Like
-  Share
- Comment
- Share
- Message
-  Search
- Read
- Article
- Google
-  Like
-  Like
- Like
- Re-tweet
- Tweet
- Re-Tweet
- Comment
-  Follow
- Subscribe
- Follow
- Subscribe
-  Search "porn"
- Search "handjob"
- Search "biatch"
- Message
(Get up get food.. . Ugh..  too lazy let's put it for later…)





This above is the most of your daily action… depressive… anxious.. . Obsessive… and that's today's words I won't Google it or Re-Google it…


Homos - Get a life… cocks… sucking

Really???

Really?


Get medical attention and make sure to read the bible of daily mindsets.. .




Man
Woman

That's what we have …
NO Homos
No Lesbians
NO transgender


And all other corporate non-sense BULLSHIT.

Comedy: Are You?

By DeYtH Banger


Come on answer, "Are you?" Are you so crazy fuck that needs daily motivation… daily positive action.. commitment… gym and learn to fight?


So here is the thing go right… the gym is for bitche's who think are doing and going somewhere, just relax… calm and think about it "You won't be the next Arnold."



1) You don't have his size
2) Commitment
3) Kg
4) Looks
5) Health


We clear it off the whole shit… size: Matters, Commitment: That's what lazy ASSHOLE like you can't do..
 Here is the descipline no more CANDIES, no more computer games, no more club coach games, bar chair games, phone sit, social media… that's what is happening once you clean this shit we can talk about commitment.


Kg, Looks - Not only in dating but in gym is important.. . WHY?

I am not buying big fat fag magazine

Health - It's important junk food won't put you very far on your road.




I love the idea of people who want to learn how to fight… I CALL call this club of the losers… brain defected fucks.. . In the old scHool.. We didn't need any type of Marshall arts…




1) Side Kick
2) Kick
3) Punch
4) Head
5) Bite
6) Raw Game
7) Punch + Kick





And this is the whole recipe.. no need for strangulation with double emulated libs… and cracking head with hit in the balls…
Sucking a cock with side kick right in the face… double punch with side kick in the balls… All this combinations are hard and complex… People from the old scHool do so simple stuff with 100% success.. . Your fancy moves are more likely to get you in more trouble…



What I would like to tell you is that there are manipulators out there…





NO NICE STEPS FOR THAT
NO NEED





There are guys who are with condoms in their pocket and picking up women on the street. I would like to cockblock them… permanently block their cocks…

If they try to pick up, seduce, deduce, manipulate, have sex, get a blowjob, attract, touch, kiss, fistjob, footjob, running around the streets for pick up all this good suit to be banned.


I am fucking sure it's annoying to women and no women out there goes with mindset "Today I gonna go outside and get a date with a guy on the street who is hustling and from strange reason condom in his pocket is his motivation."





Those guys need to be isolated with massive trauma + PUNISHMENT. What we need is doze of screw up mentality, education, experience, self-esteem, success.. .






IT WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME
THEY EXPRESS AND TELL ANOUT THEIR RESULTS AND YOU START BASHING THERE HEAD AND SAY

…

STOP FUCKING AROUND
SCREW UP MANIPULATOR.
…




Look it from this point pick up artist make women to want sex… rapist don't have this ability so they go one step further by too much touchy… and physyical  escalation..
 NO attraction, seduction, deduction.. .




I call the last category a men with dignity who knows what he wants. I am 100% sure that he doesn't need motivation to rape people… he just do it… man of action.. the pick up artist need to be playful… cocky… bad boy.... badass… Mr. Bad… just fucking too much roles in the end the rapist goes over the top that's why he ends in jail and the pick up artist gets tired.

Loja

By DeYtH Banger


I am against all this corporate non sense BULLSHIT... with so much piles of shit in your pockets… don't think that you gonna finish it in lifetime.


IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS
IT FUCKING JUST NEVER HAPPENS


You need fresh brain… pleny free time and nothing more good than Lectures called "Calling Bullshit:"… take this lectures it makes life much much easier or so far investment in them is lost in you… but win for me… I am practicing forceful behavior… the behavior of curiosity which gets punched and it starts going in different directions.




I just don't tolerate BULLSHIT, that's all my life is more important from the BULLSHIT media. I like before I go to sleep… to read facts… to go around diseases… and rape and blood…


All this fun miserable stuff which happen to others and are written a fable format.



I FUCKING LOVE IT
I FUCKING LOVE IT



It's great that there is a person out there who 24/7 want us to know and learn, I love the whole concept of the whole idea… This sTories with blood and scare… it's mirror reflection of how far the human race has went… it's reflection
…
 Of cruelty, brutality, anger and all other good juicy stuff. Oh God, who doesn't love this cheap fuck?
He is cheap DISGUSTING fuck, here is a message to our dear Lord.




Dear Lord,

Press the button to continue, you could be brutal… crazy, mad, killer, insane, homicidal, masojenistic. But this won't stop you to suppress that shit get on your knees and start blowing my dick…





NOW I AM PLAYING
NOW IS MY TURN
YOU ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH




Once you get on your knees don't worry about mania, anti-depressants and data… don't worry about that… I am thinking of passing off my genes… so swallow as much as possible my cum… no more biblical corporate shit or churches, what you need is two hands… mouth open… stomach empty mainly because I am planing to pass my genes as efficient as possible… no defects… effects or other fancy words.


….
When you think about life don't think in sense of fancy shit… or fantasies estrogen…

Comedy: Loda

By DeYtH Banger




I lost value along the way.


OH GOD HAIR?
OH GOD COCKROACHES
I HATE BOTH THINGS ON THE TRACKS



If you don't understand my gebbirish… it's clear sign that you are brain dead. I am not trying to be funny…, I am just funny I am way surpass this shit.



Clapping
Laughing
Sadness



I am far way pass this shit…



LOVE IT?
HATE IT?




How does this sound out of the ASSHOLE.. . "I  don't care."




I am miserable as fuck… this is the reason that I am here… hanging up myself is a great idea… the best idea on the market… no money in return… life lost 99% guarantee.. . If Not.. . Don't worry the market for broken toys is always open!



If you are offended… please be and keep that state… keep the change and if your mind is bothering to ask… "Why I don't laugh?"… - Mainly on your jokes… …




Answer: Low calibration (and mind trick: "I am funny")… all this business cards behaviors are as clear as a fucking Damn rainy day…




YOU ARE JUST NOT FUNNY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BODY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY MIND



Just I have low torelance of bullshit…


With this social norms… social BULLSHIT stream it evaluates my life…

Review: 17 Anti-Procrastination Hacks: How to Stop Being Lazy, Overcome Procrastination, and Finally Get Stuff Done

17 Anti-Procrastination Hacks: How to Stop Being Lazy, Overcome Procrastination, and Finally Get Stuff Done by Dominic Mann
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 3, 2018 – page 38
67.86% "We live in a world in which each day there are pleny of new stuff... books... movies... videos
.... things... everyday it happens .... If you start playing the game of catching the most dopy thing... you ain't gonna win for sure.


We see our selfs... important in our priorities...


With boozy... self-esteem... and mind which is not really interested in doing anything you can't go anywhere, can ya?"
December 3, 2018 – page 38
67.86% "We live in a world in which each day there are pleny of new stuff... books... movies... videos
.... things... everyday it happens .... If you start playing the game of catching the most dopy thing... you ain't gonna win for sure.


We see our self less... important in our priorities...


With boozy... self-esteem... and mind which is not really interested in doing anything you can't go anywhere, can ya?"
December 3, 2018 – page 38
67.86% "The problem with procrastination is that behind that line... there is always a good reason to be in that "state"."
December 3, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read
December 3, 2018 – Shelved
December 3, 2018 – Started Reading"

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Me

By DeYtH Banger


Not self-centered
Self-fucked fuck

…


I am studying frames, you don't know what is it?… Guess what… your mom vagina re-open for your idiotic beliefs.

It's typical Entourage thing… my miserable existence is searching a way of validation… and love and compassion.. . But sorry not regrets are allowed…
No fucking regrets…




Hey - Regrets… - You are below 18… when you become 18 years old… come again.




Life is example of Tao of badass stuck behavior…
Constant evaluation, constant levels of sadness and when somebody gets more screwtny in life . … We fucking love it… we fucking love it…




I love when I don't need to talk… to see and greet people… it's typical winter… so love it or hate it… I give less fuck about both conditions.



OKAY… OKAY.... I GET IT… YOU GOT FANCY TABLET… BUT LET ME BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL.. PRAY TO GOD AS WHINNY FUCK





I hate my mom… I wish she fall on knife and say… "I was on the way to suck a dick…"…

If God was "matter"… I will be his #1 Fan.


What makes my day?

- Corpses
- Autopsies
- Murder
-  Crime
- Blood

This makes my day… it shows me how many cases of free food is loading on my truck.


Strangalation-  I just was surfing on the internet for misery… that what makes my day… and I found two guys hanging from the roof… sounds like dead is not rainbow.