By DeYtH Banger
People say write more and more... in more details that's how advice from moron aka comedian sounds like.
Today I am kinda here to make the big line...
I relate with Louis CK, with the idea that he is a pervert... Joe Rogan that's how fail comedian sound like.
Jim Norton... I hate my mom... my parents... that's what relates me with norton and his material.
George Carlin... observation is great that's why I enjoy his material.
Old comedians... you are doing great... new comedians you suck no exceptions in this rule are going be made. English is great language working out material and shit... Bulgarian language makes me to lose my temper... always no energy whatsoever... non emotional...
Okay fuck you!
Old Comedians know where to go... New comedians... each one by one material sucks... Fuck em... stop wasting life and time here.... domino guy you suck...
The gay comedian guys... They suck in both meanings...
I like when one word means few things
I call it language trap!
Most people put dey material on stage... come on men is life so dry men?
If so... I MIST START SAVING MONEY TO KILL MYSELF..
BECAUSE I AM OVER EMOTIONAL MEN
I NEED DRUGS MEN
I NEED SHIT TO KILL MYSELF
Not deep shit... but on the surface shit.
When I wake up... I think that I can make lines and draw lines... but sure as fucking... Hell I can't...
Low calibrated language suck
If today's your material is on one topic also follows the above bullet points...
If dry material... and clean material is great comedy... re-think about suicide...
IS CLEAN AS FUCK
I HOPE YOUR MOM CHOCKES ON DICK
WHILE WORKING AS PROSTITUTE
TIMES HAS CAUGHT HER
BITCH LAY DOWN
Okay folks... we got bit rush... we got a bunch of horrible of shows and tours and definetly marketing has done it's homework and you are going full cover on procrastinating...
Beer represent friends... family... happiness and joy
So does and coca cola
Diamond represent happy mirrage... happy wife.... great marriage
It totally exploits human error and glitches...
People like you are like the first on the line and trick to be manipulated.
My mom once come back at 2-3 am... in home and I went out of the window and I said
"Hey crazy ... bitch come other day... and other time..."
The guy down the taxi driver is saying
"Who is that?"
"A Crazy neighbor"
I just found out that I have girlfriend... I dodn't know the people who next to me and near me... know me bettter than I know myself... The bitch on the photo is from one show + she ignores me... doesn't me I am in any type of relationship.
People like me end up staring
Which explains a lot of about my horrible life and horrific expectations.
Drunk people and drug addicts... are free of outcome that's how they get most of the bases down... such people are carefree.
Did you know that If you enjoy while you poop to masturbate, sure as in fucking hell you going to enjoy... fingers in the ass + masturbation. Which brings me up to another thought, my sex addiction does not go away... it start to grow more deeper and deeper... we are talking about the roots.
Porn addicts go take cold showers and pray to god for salvation...
HOW ABOUT GO KILL YOURSELF
YOU HOPELESS FUCK
IF YOU NEED TO PRAY TO STAY IN SOBRIETY AND BE SOBER FROM ADDICTION PROBABLY GOD IS SENDING YOU AN MMS
"GO KILL YOURSELF"...
DO NOT DECLINE SUCH OFFERS ... SUCH OFFERS COME ONCE WITH BENEFITS... ID TEICE HAPPENS... MEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE
AS WE CAN SAY
IT'S ONE TIME OFFER... EITHER TAKE IT OR BURN IN HELL
In my life I need to move away and the move along.
I just had chat with my fucking anorexic mom... "Did they feed your vagina?"
Silence... this bitch is getting sex ... .me I am in the waters of desparation...
When woman doesn't have sex for long time she get insane... like mental patient...
Soon.. I am not getting any sex... "no money... no fun... honey",... I don't have money.