Comedy: Right, Bet

By DeYtH Banger



The TV Show
Imposters

We got lesbians
Oh holy shit
Holy mother nature

My dick is like air ballon

Sometimes people say shit



- "Steal jokes..."
- "He has stolen jokes"



What the hell... am I supossed to do?

MOST PEOPLE ARE WHINY FUCKERS...
AND BITCHES..



Okay.. okay
.. okay guys... I gave the weed boy... weed material... he is nothing doing with it ..
....
Fat people
I don't want to be those kinda of people they get easily tired...
Oh fuck...
Few minutes...walk or run..
Oh gosh... whole fucking rain .. on t-shirt and all over 'em.

If we give voice to Mozart...
Nothing more than modern times comedian


Oh gosh letters


"Well, I wish you good night
But first shit in your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth your arse you'll shove."

"Write to me and don't be so lazy. Otherwise I shall have to give you a thrashing. What fun! I'll break your head." - To his sister, June 1770"



- Guess what this is my typical pranks

Louis CK, hey man couldn't you go to a prostitute and masturbate right there... and then.
Louis CK problem solve!



I was recently to a prostitute... that's where guys like me end up... retarted... desparate...
And she said
"Next time wait me over... the tree"



In my mind I was total...
YOU WILL SEE WHERE I AM GOING TO WAIT NEXT TIME...
YOU DUMB CUNT

Also she said
"If somebody ask who you are waiting...
Say you are waiting your girlfriend"

Oh guess what... you are not my girlfriend.
Girlfriends .... wifes... marriages .... are free shit...
OKAY,OKAY!?

I DON'T WANT YOU LURKING AROUND AND RUINING THIS FANTASY!

The most outrageous shit which I have ever receive from a escort service worker...
Is...

"Do whatever you want and desire... here"
(I am at her place... )
And this moment in my mind does not come up with normal shit...
It came up...
Let's go around this place and to start masturbating on this fucking ground...
Shoes...
Clothes...
Fake hair...
Put 'em all here...

I WANT TO CUM OVER THEM BITCH



People... say... okay... not people a guy...
A fat guy says "Louis CK is disgusting"
Guess what fuck you are also not a beauty queen...
You are fat horrible piece of shit.

People deaerve honesty...
Lesbians... stay
Gays... die....
The couple are set are the go first people which need to die...
What's that with dick touching and ass fucking
Oh shit...
Guess what
Nothing turns me off than
A couple of gays..


I LOOK AT GUYS LIKE MENTORS...
PEOPLE WHICH I WANT TO BE AND ONE MOMENT THEY START DOING GAY SHIT...

AND THIS MOMENT I WANT TO DIE... AND TO END IT ALL


Metal music is fun...
Most of them are full grown adults, the most upsettibg... offset people are the people which still believe in God and Jesus.
Once I started listening to metal and one moment a thought came up...



"WOULDN'T BE FUN... TO KILL MYSELF... TO SLICE MY FUCKING WRIST VEINS AND END IT ALL?"



They say Stephen King is coppying and pasting... and he sucks as a writer...
Guess what you double deckler wrong. Mr. King is talented young men!



LETS BET FUCKERS
LETS FUCKING BET



Maleficient.. horrible movie... beast... women with wings... oh wow wait... what?
Pseudo rubbish piece of laparmatic...