Comedy: Sucess As General

By DeYtH Banger




I have a basic problem, I  can't stop talking
.. I just can't…


I GOT DATA IN MY POCKET
I GOT FACTS


But sometimes… talking is not enough…. You could be talking all day… all night and still…


THE CHANCES TO FUCK A CERTAIN WOMAN…
IS 0 TO 10


I hate  stats…If I want to get friends… I need basic levels of compliance. The problem is that we want to be "seen"…You know life sucks… mainly because you  are fucking watching over couples and God sends you one of those  pervert fucks… The man is nasty the girl is crying…. Nagging AND THE CRYING PART IS CREATING DRAMA… PHYSICALLY… AND NOT GIVE A FUCK MODE DOUBLES YOUR CHANCES



WHEN I DISCOVERED SOME OF THE MODERN BULLSHIT… I WAS THINKING ABOUR KILLING MYSELF…


"My life was better…"


Yes of course… it was better you had less expectations… your hopes weren't too high… you weren't multi-leveling and multi-tasking… YOU WERE NORMAL…



As for the modern times we just have too much shit to do… to get to…. And still we have more and if a message has been implanted in our heads… that is


-  YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU AREN'T FUCKING ENOUGH




Our mothers said… our friends show it… our parents…  all day… whine about it… SO THE SELF-ESTEEM SHIT IS NOT LOST FROM DICKS BUT FROM THIS…


"NOT ENOUGH"


Life sucks - Direct Opener
"I hope she doesn't thing, that I am going to rape her…" - Mid section - Fucking bad idea

We live in a place where taking God seriously makes you fanatic… wanting to change and enlighten yourself makes you mentality ill. And the question is here, where is the norm?
What is normal?




If



America - Is not that great place
Medicine - Is corrupteed as fuck
Cops - Are Corrupted

What else… what if?

I know when joke is on me!

Comedy: Bible 12

By DeYtH Banger


He wants a daughter and he gets what he wants… HOW ABOUT STOP THE BULLSHIT FAIRYTAIL!
Aka Sihema


What I can spot so far is useless historical fuckers getting glory… and the masogenistic God fucker wanting people to worship him. You son of bitch… Don't think we are past bitches, we are modern fuckers… so worshiping costs time… and time… money… SO GO GET MONEY… WORSHIPPING IS NOT FREE!


Ada… name of person so far from my database it's hell!
Funerals and death goes like fucking holiday… human celebratwle or that's how I see it… free food… and with the whole folks package. When funerals come… I always make sure to get time as much as possible… I LOVE IT…



I care about the character if the person…nor the flesh… not the flesh eating bacteria… People say bible is full…of wisdom… but how about fuck off. People say bible is full of wisdom, but this is bullshit!
This is tough real bullshit!!



This fucker is as modern as a good gets down here and start wanking dick, if god is real few things are true… society is boring so does he. Is this another Greek mythology book?
With Greek Gods!



"Here are… here are… here are."


- What's with this bullshit… intro… "here.. are"… have you hear about grammar rules.



"Oh… here is… here are…"

- More of those narrow bullshit and even we can see God introducing hierarchies. .


"When I die?…"

- Okay I don't care when those characters die… they are average… they don't know how knowledge works..  how money to invest…



Vera daughter of Vertstein  of new vakuver…

- How about go fuck yourself… I am not here to listen about deep bio bullshit …. WHAT THOSE CHARACTERS HAVE TO DO WITH GOD?




Oh I know… before cheating and sins… and fucking….  We need to introduce a bunch of those mindless characters. As far as my knowledge it's not sin that some fucking people killed jesus… HE KILLED HIMSELF FOR OUR SINS… FUTURE AND PAST

I fucked those bitch because of future outcomes….as for past… FUCK THOSE TENSION BITCH SLENDER TIMES!

Oh this god… fucking shit of introducing unknow  characters from nowhere… I am reading the book and from 0 up 100000 people average people…
Oh GOD DO YOU HAVE A HUMAN FACTORY?


Gladiators… ranks…?

WOW WHAT THE HELL!
What the hell are you doing creating… gettibg …. Dropping characters… there is no mystery and no tension… BECAUSE I WHILE I READ THIS BIBLE BULLSHIT BOOK
I DON'T KNOW FOR WHO TO CARE!
Again repeation.. people say in the bible there is wisdom… here is one… I spot bother jealousy… shit!


The whole town of God sucks… it's boring and it's fucking full of Selling products… marketing…. And all type of bullshit…


IF I WAS GOD… I WOULD RATHER THINK ABOUT ROPE AROUND MY NECK!

Egypt and christian… GODS?


Egyptian people have other type of Gods… who are mummified…. As for christianity put it deep as fucking your asshole.

"Here are some great… beautiful fat cows.."

And this should make me feel great… about go to science?
How about, go fuck yourself?

Cows eating cows… this shit is fucking fake!


18..19…20 verse… chapter 4…




HOW MUCH FUCKING COWS… EATEN… ALIVE… DEAD… MORE… STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT…




IT'S LIKE "LET'S ADD MORE?"

How about as for me… to care… less…!?

Review: I Hate This Place: The Pessimist's Guide to Life

I Hate This Place: The Pessimist's Guide to Life by Jimmy Fallon
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"May 21, 2019 –
100.0% "This book is definetly fun read!"
May 21, 2019 – Shelved
May 21, 2019 – Started Reading"

P.S.: I definetly hate christian places!

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Review: Can You Ever Forgive Me?: Memoirs of a Literary Forger

Can You Ever Forgive Me?: Memoirs of a Literary Forger by Lee Israel
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"May 21, 2019 –
100.0%
May 21, 2019 –
25.0% "Whoa... and definetly again another whao.. I am very impress how far does literary forger goes far... it's quite... very far far far...!"
May 21, 2019 –
25.0% "37:36"
May 21, 2019 – Shelved
May 21, 2019 – Started Reading"

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You

By DeYtH Banger


You got me wrong,
I am not talking about the book… or the TV
Show..
You definetly got me wrong!

I am talking about the pure elevation
Of behavior… status

You gonna get punished… look out for a guy with a
Suitcase…

Go do your chores piss, eat, fuck… live and do what you do… go out with friends.

But huge reminder tge guy is old with a belly getting out of the jeans… clothes too small too keep his belly inside.




Really go try food… go piss… masturbate or read a book… Go to sleep!



If you count wrong… you get the whole thing wrong… once that established… look outside… probably he is around and lurking… while you go to sleep… probably that's the first strike.



Say… I am wrong… curse me and hate me… insult me… but the truth is…


He has a mustache... a white one… the moment you put down your pants in the toilet… that's the most chances… you getting raped by his sweaty dick and body…



WE CALL THIS PROCESS ESTABLISHING BASELINE AND RAPPORT



So please… dare not throw any poety at me or hatred… this guy is already there… already below the belt pleny of graves… so dare not think you are the big deal…

Just don't do the mistake!
Sweet dreams

Comedy: Out Of

By DeYtH Banger



Before I start … I want to add this is something new…  out of the bible shit… topic.



MY PUSSY IT'S GETTING HARD… I AM LONLY… GET OUT OF THERE…

My pussy is hard


So yes… few phases of semen..  on body, ass, pussy,  on the face,on the boobs… in the hands… and fully flavor package semen on the hands… it's full ready product… full limited package.

Have you seen guys… also known as dude who push around babies in carts?… Those dudes walk around with baby… put them on their own heads abd they even hold them with their hands.



What the hell is that, is that a new position of "I am definetly gonna fuck that fucker."

Also with all those babies… nothing more seken and greedy… fully devoloped ego biased whinny fucker.
White type of nigga suck… that's a total gypsie. I hate morning type of daygame… pick up… it's sucks… I am definetly not in the mood around that time… so does girls and women as general point. Some people want hear some shit and believe in certain type of shit, so that's why I make up shit. I have new kinda motto "I love haters"… the main idea of the motto is to spread love around my enemies.



It goes as far as If they stab you or try to hurt you… don't hate 'em… love 'em. I have a new whole pick up bible… it's about techniques and ways which sexual predators use.

Okay… okay… I am totally hooked up on this point some people narrow up down up to … being assholes and dicks on the phone..  under that I mean making you less important  and being silent often on the phone while you talk… such people make suicide… next go to location… something up to look in forward future.



Suicide - Is not bad at all… it's body fitness… it shows and proves God that you don't have attention deficit… you prove yourself that for one tnhing you are serious in life, you team up with yourself… you plan… organize all kinds of fun activies with main goals and outcome aka self-pleasure.



I HATE PARENTS AS A GENERAL HOOK UP POINT… TO OVERPROTECTIVE… FUCKED UP… DATA GOLIATH AND DEFINETLY FUCK EM… LOW CAPSULATED FUCKS!



I like negativity, but some people don't like to hear of experience of negative… spectator… such times it goes as far as…


GO OUT OF THIS SCENE… YOU GONNA BE REMOVED


What's that shit, bitch?
You fucking white… sucker?
You don't have enough dicks, so you go around the world and travel… just for the sake of dicks… and fucking?

Review: The Long Prison Journey of Leslie Van Houten: Life Beyond the Cult

The Long Prison Journey of Leslie Van Houten: Life Beyond the Cult by Karlene Faith
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Last words... last set of words... nice cult... the idea of Charles... looks like it worked quite well ... and as people say it's "Simon Says"... but the film is all about "Charlie Says"!

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Review: The Family

The Family by Ed Sanders
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"May 21, 2019 –
70.0% "To be honest ... I am shock... I am definetly huge shock!"
May 21, 2019 – Shelved
May 21, 2019 – Started Reading"

- To be honest the level of manipulating people and the way he is hacking human beings... is quietly impressive... I am definetly impress of how smart, genius and skillful he is.

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Comedy: Bible 11

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