Comedy: If My Mom Hates me... It's Great

By DeYtH Banger


I am at least doing something in my life... if somebody hates me. If somebody gives "I am busy..." when you call him/her... fuck around with this shit... don't take it seriously... where do we draw the line?




Bible speaks in metaphors... some kinda deep mented fuck is giving me advice about life with which most I can clean my ass... AFTER I SOBER UP



People say we need new politician... no we don't... WHAT YOU ARE APPLYING... "WE NEED NEW WAY... TO GET MY GREEDY SWEATY ASS... NEAR TO THE BIG MONEY"


All people got a great life in social media, so does my dick... it's premium viewer... he gives a chances to the cool girls... not to the ugly ones...
Sorry for using this word... I AM AT LEAST HONEST
80% ARE MICE TO YOU... BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO YO FEEL BAD...
I WANT TO BE HONEST OKAY




LAY DOWN...
YOU FUMB FUCK
AND IT'S TIME TO LEARN A LESSON
ALL PEOPLE IN SOCIAL MEDIA


Are losers... ain't joining the self-needy... apocalyptic self-narssistic behavior... MY LIFE IS OKAY

I DON'T NEED
VALIDATION
I DON'T NEED SOMEBODY'S APPROVAL




2020 - Main Goal for the people who end... and leave school for a long time... is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology.

2021 - Main Goal for the people who end... and leave school for a long time... is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself... try it at least once... go forward)

2022 - Main Goal for the people who end... and leave school for a long time... is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself... try it at least once... go forward)
(We are talking about full on... full fucking power... main purpose is hangover... main goal are addictions... WE GOT ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THE PRIVIOUS CONTENSTANTS)




Which puts us in the next question as for why I go to "bars".. "discos"... OH MAN I NEED MATERIAL... I NEED FEW OF THOSE SUICIDE SQUAD... I NEED BUNCH 'EM...

I need to observe and enjoy the level toxicity all of them go forward... when I hear on the news a kid died from too much drugs or alcohol...

YEAH I GOT IT..
I GOT TWENY MORE MINUTES OF SET ABOUT THOSE FUCKS
THANK YOU GOD




Oh my birthday was horrible... it was the most useless... day... the stuff which they gave me... they are out...

One of my friends gave me energy drink for my birthday... the cost... the price which he sets... is low... which means this shitty fucker doesn't, deserve any further invitations from my side...

FUCK THUS GUY

Hairy...
Sexual dysfunction guy



One time I was out with this guy and this whiny fuck start telling me "My dick hurts...:
"Oh... ugh... it fucking hurts..."

OH... WHOA MEN... STOP STABING BITCHES... STOP FORKING THEM UP WITH YOUR DICK...
OKAY... GROW FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS
DISGUSTING... SWEATY FUCK

I feel bad as a girl... IF I AM fucked by such low jerk harmonic fuck... I WILL KILL MYSELF
I WILL START CUTTING MY VEINS



He is sweaty
He gives himself to be dominant... to be alpha

FOR WHICH MY MOTTO FUCK THIS GUY...
I AM GOING RUN HIM OVER BY USING A CAR

He shaves and in the same times buys shit from the store to use to put them into GIRLS JAY JAY...

Okay... okay... that's what black people use ... AND FUCK THOSE NIGGAS
FUCK EM
IN ALL THEIR COLOURS
I HOPE GOTS END ALL THOSE EXPIRED FUCKS

Once I was with my wingman and he told me that the owner of the store has been arrested...

WOW... WOW... MAFIO
.. FUCK... FUCK YOU...

His hair is greasy ... he showers once a month... come on... this guy is perfect for homeless... that's what we need to make him homeless..

THIS FISGUSTINC AMATEUR CREATURE...

NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN... PIN... FORK
This fuck and let's be over with this shit...
His mom... his father..
Fuck 'em...

HERE IS HOW MUCH I CARE... I HOPE I CAN RUN OVER HIS WHOLE FAMILY...
THE MOST USELESS MEMBERS IN THE FOOD CHAIN... THE MOST HORRIBLE. . DISGUSTING... UGLY LOOKING PEOPLE
I HOPE I CAN KILL 'em..

God needs to kill agnostics...

COME PEOPLE GO IN HELL... I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR AGNOSTICISM... I KNOW YOU NEED to die...