Comedy: Gick Up

By DeYtH Banger


Lack of waiting… lack of presence..  Lack of sleep.


IT'S JUST NEW FORMULA OF HOW YOU NEED TO LIVE… THAT'S HOW PEOPLE NOWADAYS LIVE… PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP… THEY ARE IGNORANT OF DETAILS… THEIR IGNORANT OF PROBLEMS.


They are fucking ignorant and in the same time they live… a life… I am not trying to be a screw up guy… I am just honest…. I facing pledge of honesty.


SO BYE TO ALL PIECE OF SHITS… BAGS OF SHITS WHO DO AS WORK LIEING AND LIEING


I at least did something!

So here is what happening abusive relationships are on the strike… on rampage… Looking how a girl creates damage into a male human and how male on female… this action is a constant cycle.


While we observe that just face it.. . People open their mouth typically males and they put next their open mouth a fist…


OH GOD… OH GOD…

OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKS…


YOU SICK VAGINAL FUCKERS


WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE TRYING TO EXPRESS?…

You want a cock?
You want to show which direction you have choose n in life?


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LET'S GO OVERALL


People always trying to impress someone by using social media.. . Facebook, Instagram, Twitter all types of media which gives you a chance to express yourself.


REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

Genius inside and fucked up… screw up kid outside… just do you feel me? This here is the constant abbreviation.. . Of humanity.


SO TODAY AND YESTERDAY I WAS LOOKING AT DICKS… I WAS TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM CALL "GAYS"… I MEAN… I WANT TO GET THE IDEA OF HOW THA FACK MALE PERSON GETS THOSE DAMAGED FANTASIES?


I MEAN WHAT IS IT THE PEOBLEM?

HIS DADDY HAD ISSUES?
HIS MOMMY WAS DAY WHORE… NIGH TIME LESBIAN?
HIS FATHER HAD SEX WITH DRUGS?
HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED?
HE WATCHED TOO MUCH PORN… AND KIBDA GOT ADDICTED TO PLAYING WITH HIS COCK… AND THIS BIG BOY… THIS SHITTY FUCK… JUST DIDN'T HAD IT ENOUGH… HE WANTED MORE… LIKE TWO COCKS DOING THE SAME SHIT..

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AND AS A MAN OF PATIENCE HE JUST WANTED TO TASTE SOME SYROP…  AND WHY NOT TO GET IN TIME OF 5 MINUTES 2 ALMOST HALF OF CUP OF WHITE SYRUP?…


It's still disgusting the whole thing… to want to do friendly fire aka sucking a dick… nothing horny about that… dick like all others… PLENY of blood vessels… mushroom on the head and some kinda pipe with two balls and this SHITTY aka junkie produces… "Piss" and "Cum"…

DID GOD WANTED TO TEST MALES?… IF NOT DOES REALLY GOD EXIST… BECAUSE BIBLE SAYS THAT THIS ROAD IS SINFUL…


But it's not their problem… it's God's Glitch… I mean God made a mistake… probably he wasn't sure what to create male or female human so… he created male while thinking about female…


AND THAT'S HOW GAY PEOPLE EXIST… THIS GOD IS VERY SLOPPY FUCKER


It bothers me the thought of what happens with male body … doesn't it make you less euphoric and more likely to lose a boner?

I empathize to the female nation… I am not sure how they even are interested having to do with a stinky fuck something…

THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF FUCKING… AND ORAL LOVE AND SUCKING FEET… FOOTJOB… HAND JOB.. . ALL OF KINDS OF TRICKS OF A DISGUSTING FUCKER…


I was reading a book about the dick.. . That it has a gagging mechanism while we go for a deep throat…


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I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY…

LESS CLOSURE
LITTLE DISTANCES
AND LESS SPERM