Comedy: Me (1)

By DeYtH Banger

I am not selfish or ego-centered person… I am just me … no extended or premium versions on the table.


I MEAN… HONEST… RUDE… WITTY..  ARRROGANT

When my mom starts to fuck me over … I tell her

"So here is the thing bitch… duck… clean up your mouth and hands… remove my jeans… then pants and start doing it… IT'S TIME TO PAY WHORE!"


IT'S KINDA IRONY I KNOW PLENY STUFF ABOUT THE WORLD… SCIENCE… FICTION.. . HORROR



SO HERE IS THE PUNISHMENT YOU SLUT…
BEND ON YOUR KNEES PRAT FOR THE COCK TO GROW BIGGER AND BIGGER AND ONCE THAT HAPPEN SUCK THE WHOLE SHIT OUT.


YOU PARALYZED FUCK
CRIPPLE FUCK
…






Just tell me… no more or less shouting as for now… I just want to hear you story of how your father molested you… How your classmates were screw up kids.


And least… but not last


Tell me about your lower class behavior…

The cycle of guilt => shame
                       {                     }
                                 =>  Blame
=> Addictions; => Bad Habbits and the sum up
= Suicide..  paranoia and death


ALL THIS SHIFT IS AWESOME… I CAN COME AND JOIN YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL PARTY…


So here is how fucked up are we:

- We Eat wine and Bread which is symbol of Blood and Flesh Of Jesus
- We Go to a special room with name "Bathroom"… and ones doors fully closed we put down jeans… trousers…. Pants and yellow thing comes out of the place from which babies come aka women…  sperm comes aka kids… aka male…

Both places are for pleasure and God's way of joking is making us remove close on auto-mode and start the yellow stuff!

- We celebrate our Birthdays (The days in which we are born)

- And now FUNERAL PARTY  (Content: Dead Body… Worry and Sad People (Relatives, friends, collegues)… and of course food)

SO YOU SHITTY GAG OUT BITCH… I AM NOT THERE BECAUSE OF YOU… I AM MORE LIKELY THERE BECAUSE OF THE FREE BONUS FOOD REWARD FOR ZERO PERCENTAGE WORK.

If you don't have good or even perfect comeback…


PRICK LIKE THAT NEEDS A SLIM THICK BASH WITH FEW BRICKS…  AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.


We are not talking about cocks and tickets for the freak show… we are talking about justice!


ISN'T THIS WHOLE SYSTEM ALL ABOUT THIS?

Changing vicious wheels with new ones… open minded fuckers slowly one by one getting different punishments… so to remember who is the boss. Slaughtering and killing innocent people…


- In the name of fun
- In the name of God
-  In the name of the devil worshippers
- In the name of religion
- In the name of greater good
…

SO SODOMISTIC SCREAM FUCKERS… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON


You can't change the inevitable, dear folks!