Comedy: Me (5)

By DeYtH Banger



Did I went to far.. already?

Or not!???


Think about it .. Life is a constant fuck over thing.

You read a book and in this book is suggested extra material… in the other extra authors… then again and again this cycle continues and continues…



You bend over ask for numbers


GOD… GOD THIS SWAG OF SHIT REPLIES 50 BOOKS


Oh god … 50 books… how far did I got?


You watch a  film and in the film there are people you want to check out, things, vocabulary, words, stuff…


OH LORD WHATTTTTT'S HAPPENING?


You watch comedy special

You want more from that material, you want more that shit.. . More from that fucker

You watch a commercial.. .

Now you are hungry… now you want buy stuff.


IT'S KINDA HARD TO TELL YOU.. .
BUT LET'S TRY…
BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT

THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR BRAIN AND ASS? - PRETTY SOFT???

THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR LIFE, TIME, BRAIN AND ASS - TOO HARSH?



You go in the internet for few things but you end up opening few extra tabs in which you got stuff out of you research thing… some things which got your attention while you were scrolling online and even few other stuff… serial killers, disease, books, videos, TV SERIES, movies… blogs and etc.




OR LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I FACE… OH MOTHER OF LORD



Pretty disturbing and very odd!

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But what now bothers me isn't economy… and how this slags… SHITTY Fuckers.. . Manipupdate us into buying stuff which we don't need….

It's more likely God


Is this spiritual fucker mentally ill?… BECAUSE so far from the Bible I can say… that he changes  personalities and doesn't care about his kid.

We are talking about Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder… SUCH a sloppy fucker… expressed written down in the book that God is magnificent and powerful and perfect … but few errors down the line have been made.



And how people came from clay? From soil?

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Nothing more than first stage of schizophrenia disorder…



LET'S GO FURTHER!


God is very selfish person so far from what I can read from here:

"21 He is the one you praise; he is your God, who performed for you those great and awesome wonders you saw with your own eyes."

"16 By faith in the name of Jesus, this man whom you see and know was made strong. It is Jesus’ name and the faith that comes through him that has completely healed him, as you can all see."

He talks about "Me"… "Me".. but As I said BPD… is making him to talk about himself in Third Person… So let's make the cinclusion this person takes extreme drugs one of those drugs are hallucinogens.




SORRY I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOUR DAY BUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS SHOW

"1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it."

I)  What a selfish PRICK he is
2), 3) - No sense at first place and at all
4) -  It was said that we have free will but so far this four commandment says something beyond free will.

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5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.

6 “You shall not murder.

7 “You shall not commit adultery.

8 “You shall not steal.

5) You sick PRICK.. . You said that male and females in the begining were cursed… no honor them?

"Genesis 1:27"

God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them."

- My favourite part… first proving  that God could be a human… and Second of all if we sent the first thing… we can't deny that God is some kinda ugly fuck… in other Words Shemale.



REMIND ME FOR A TYPICAL BEHAVIOR OF HUMANKIND … OR LET'S ASK WHAT TYPE OF DISORDER DO YOU HAVE?

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6) Not possible not to murder… when other people are having a great life or let's put it in few errors kinda of a couple 1 million universal glitches.. who gets chills when thy kill.


- God sounds like out of a Shakespearean novel…

"Thy life, thy human…"

You are such sloppy fuck!



YUP… I AM WRONG SO DO YOU!

7) Not mein fault… we got free will condemned fuck!

8) Labels, Labels are the whole problem…

YOU ARE GOD AND YOU DIDN'T SAW THIS COMMING?

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”

9) So what?



GET IT OVER… YOU FUCK… THIS IS LIFE!





10) You are against sex?





Ughh
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It came from boredom.. . And we shouldn't forget the main hard cock lazania character aka depression… or well known as anxiety. Multiple disorder in one word.


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"The man gave names to all the cattle, and to the birds of the sky, and to every beast of the field, but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him. So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh at that place. The LORD God fashioned into a woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man.

The man said, "This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man." For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh."

GOD ISN'T MODERN… OLD SCHOOL FUCK SO FAR!

"'Now if his offering is a sacrifice of peace offerings, if he is going to offer out of the herd, whether male or female, he shall offer it without defect before the LORD."

- So much versions it's so a confusing God.. . And what is this fetish with sacrifices?

"Now it was after this that Absalom the son of David had a beautiful sister whose name was Tamar, and Amnon the son of David loved her. Amnon was so frustrated because of his sister Tamar that he made himself ill, for she was a virgin, and it seemed hard to Amnon to do anything to her. But Amnon had a friend whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah, David's brother; and Jonadab was a very shrewd man.

He said to him, "O son of the king, why are you so depressed morning after morning? Will you not tell me?" Then Amnon said to him, "I am in love with Tamar, the sister of my brother Absalom." Jonadab then said to him, "Lie down on your bed and pretend to be ill; when your father comes to see you, say to him, 'Please let my sister Tamar come and give me some food to eat, and let her prepare the food in my sight, that I may see it and eat from her hand.'" So Amnon lay down and pretended to be ill; when the king came to see him, Amnon said to the king, "Please let my sister Tamar come and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat from her hand." Then David sent to the house for Tamar, saying, "Go now to your brother Amnon's house, and prepare food for him." So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house, and he was lying down. And she took dough, kneaded it, made cakes in his sight, and baked the cakes. She took the pan and dished them out before him, but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, "Have everyone go out from me." So everyone went out from him. Then Amnon said to Tamar, "Bring the food into the bedroom, that I may eat from your hand." So Tamar took the cakes which she had made and brought them into the bedroom to her brother Amnon. When she brought them to him to eat, he took hold of her and said to her, "Come, lie with me, my sister." But she answered him, "No, my brother, do not violate me, for such a thing is not done in Israel; do not do this disgraceful thing! "As for me, where could I get rid of my reproach? And as for you, you will be like one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, please speak to the king, for he will not withhold me from you." However, he would not listen to her; since he was stronger than she, he violated her and lay with her. Then Amnon hated her with a very great hatred; for the hatred with which he hated her was greater than the love with which he had loved her. And Amnon said to her, "Get up, go away!" But she said to him, "No, because this wrong in sending me away is greater than the other that you have done to me!" Yet he would not listen to her. Then he called his young man who attended him and said, "Now throw this woman out of my presence, and lock the door behind her." Now she had on a long-sleeved garment; for in this manner the virgin daughters of the king dressed themselves in robes. Then his attendant took her out and locked the door behind her. Tamar put ashes on her head and tore her long-sleeved garment which was on her; and she put her hand on her head and went away, crying aloud as she went."

- Oh God… Oh Lord… so fast throwing characters…


WHO THA FACK WAS TEACHING YOU HOW TO WRITE?

BECAUSE SO FAR YOU SUCK IN WRITTING …

BAD PLOT
TOO EASY
NO SUPRISES
WHAT'S LEFT FOR SOLVING?


WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY IS THAT THIS THING HAS BEEN TURN INTO MOVIES A COUPLE OF TIMES AND WHAT'S SO CHALLENGING IN THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP STORY?