Comedy: Killing Yourself

By DeYtH Banger


Oh god… oh God.. . Oh god… you finally doing it?
After so much stress… study… depression… and anger… rude…. Arrogance.. . To alpha with women… to small dick… after all sizes… looks… weather… after all this shit you decided this?


I SEE COMMITMENT
I SEE FUCKING COMMITMENT

What you want is as strong as me motivator… to help you do the job… 1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don't think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


After All.. . Commitment and action is what my nightmares made of… day time is made of guilt and let's try to be fun about the whole shit… mind is a sick fuck… too much of thoughts FUCKS you over… lemme explain you about what above I gave you… such action like this one needs proper mindset and let me repeat it again:

1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don't think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


Few more stuff I am going to add… if you gonna do it… call me… I am planing to become a wanker right that day… get pop corn and drink coca cola and laugh as much as possible to your routines…

It's typical suicide up… right above the opener… no cracks, no negs, no spikes, no attraction, no seduction, no emotional spikes, no escalation…

It's great… need mythology for life after all if you gonna kill yourself… think about time.. . Make it like it matters..  Make it fuckin g like it matters…

Check time… once… twice
You gonna say "Now"… but your "Now" is a past event… the commitment it's present and for me… ughhh
… "past"… the media has a thing… bodies.   And typically dead bodies they are found after few days… so you got PLENY of time.. . Killing Yourself.. . Means hide the body in the closet.


IT SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL PUA CODES


Let me tell you something…

Lemme give you some more proper mindsets

…

1) Your life sucks

-  If you don't kill yourself… think about me… think about my bipolar moods and life and SADNESS.. . Misery… brings me joy.

2) Your Life Sucks (2)

- Think about it .. kill your self… future active method… with mythology past active… structure…

3) Gender

- Probably… you hate your gender… if you are woman you need 9 months to get some kinda PROGRESS.. . Like a baybe… if you are man… in no time 4 kids… on the way…

Kill yourself in the name of lay… in the name getting laid…


4) Guilty


- Yeah you are guilty…

- No friends
- Wasting life on movies and social media
- Wasting life on comedy
- Wasting time while procrastinating
  - Wasting life while being lazy
- Wasting life with less action
- Wasting life with no gf



You got … right now… right here… the best material to kill yourself…


After All have as a last thought suicide books need… new more desciplined heroes…