Comedy: Bang A Midget

By DeYtH Banger



Bang a midget…Bang a Midget… Bang a midget… to be honest it's great ribg tone… it will be great on my phone… Bang a Midget… Bang A Midget… it's great alarm… I am going to use it for personal motivation… society needs motivation… THAT'S WHY WE HAVE YOUTUBE CHANNELS WHICH MOTIVATE US TO GET OUT OF OUR COMFORT ZONES THEN GARY VEE AND OTHER FUCKS COME WITH ADS AND SAY STAY IN THERE… IN YOUR FUCKING BAD HABBITS… IT'S GOOD AND IT'S A NICE AND COZY PLACE.


As for me I am example of human waste… when I heard I was accepted here… I went full level of depression… Am I good enough? Should I be nice?… Bad? Will I suceed… what next? Is my material good enough? Am I good enough?


What we can say so far… I socially inadequate.. that's how most people define me from pick up community… pick up community teaches you how to get women… more about this?





Go grab couple of dicks and try the new version of Kama Sutra… I read this book with the positions and all the shot and my final though is… I WANT TO BE A KID NPT A FAT MALE WITH FUR… HAIR… AND GOING AROUND LIKE TOTAL RECALL RAPIST




I saw Arnorld on TV I read a book written by him he said "Pain doesn't matter"..…HOW ABPUT GO FUCK YOURSELF SOME PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH SELF-ESTEEM AND GIVE ME POSITIVE INSIGHTS ABOUT LIFE BUT THEIR BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLING


1) You are a piece of shit
You are a fucking piece of shit
We all are
…

This guy is drunk and I am going over motivation and being positive and this guy fucks me over…

I tried my black humor it went as far…




YOU GONNA KILL YOUR MOM?
…
YOU GONNA FUCKING KILL HER?



I was total mad that he didn't got the punchline and my jokes… that's why I mainly hate Sofia… Bulgarian…



AND I SAID YES… OF COURSE… I AM GOING TO KILL HER… I AM GOING TO RAPE HER REMOVE HER FLESH AND GRAB HER BOYFRIEND AND UNFUCK MYSELF … THIS GROSS MOTHERFUCKER  WANTED TO SEE MY FUCKING HABITAT… I SOUNDED LIKE I AM SOME KINDA A SPECIMENT…
SO FAR THIS DUDE HAS EVEN NOT FINISHED SCHOOL OR UNIVERSITY  . .. .. MONEY BROKE
AND SOMEHOW HE IS GREAT EXAMPLE FOR GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY MOM



As for Bulgarian… here is a fact It's fucking filled with low potential people…
People with muscles we call them machos and we need to fear them…Schmucks… idiots and fucking too much controlling people.



YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME… WRITE ME EMAIL
IT'S I fuckedyournom@abv.bg… if it's too nasty .. Okay I get your piint of view… I just went to far with the table's it happems… fucking happens… some people need to get this email:
Killyoursepf@mail.bg.



Suicide is not a bad behavior…



IT'S FUCKING BADASS ACTION
FUCK MY ALL COUSINS
AND PEOPLE WHI ARE RELATIVES AND I HAVE NEVER MET… HERE IS A PROMISE WHICH I WILL MAKE

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU MOM
AND THE DUDE WITH THE DICK WITH MY MOM



Have you thought about reading a book yu fucking low capacity fuck… NO NEED FOR FOOD HERE IS THE PERFECT DIET FOR FATT FUCKS…


THE SECRET IS START EATING LESS.. START STARCING PROCESS…



It's fucking complicated and that's what 2019… 2020… years need… complex shit… that's what the hell those years need… like… share… retweet… comment… or what the hell you do… fucking do it… each reaction has by itself causation and DEFINETLY FUCK ALL DATA ON THAT THING


I am against fat people… their life is too easy… once they go to other places all they need is food and drinks… sounds like a great mindset.



AS FOR ME I NEED TO THINK



Stay fit
Stay healthy
Eat less
Don't go over too much
Less lazy



OH GOD FUCK THAT!