вторник, 14 януари 2020 г.

Comedy: Molested Child

By DeYtH Banger


Molest this bastard... molest this fucking bastard...

Oh guys... I GOT A NEW HOBBY
IF YOU GONNA BE A WHINY BITCH ABOUT MY JOKES AND BEING AND ACTING AS OFFENDED

I AM STARTING FULL STREAK IF REPORTING SHIT

- Dumb Quotes
- Dumb Memes
- Dumb Pictures
- Selfies (muscles, nude, whole body, naked)
- Posts (Which most hashtags makes yiu to start ending your life and drain in your sorrow)
- Food(Fuck your food... fuck your location... I DO NOT FUCKING CARE)
- Travel (Travel... shit... OKAY... I LITTLE MUCH BUT NOT AS FAR AS FETISH ZONE)
- Saying how you feel as a post, how your day is going... ( I am definetly reporting tha
- Guys who steal jokes (Fuck those guys... I AM REPORTING AND THOSE GUY)
And etc....

YOU ARE OFFENDED
SO DOES I YOUR NARCISSTIC PIECE OF SHIT

There is fun shit you can watch on the internet...

WATCH HOW PEOPLE DIE
FUN SHIT
IT'S TIME FOR NANNY... NANNY

There are people who go with slogans
"You cann't change other people, except you..."

Yes... I CAN...
I CAN CHANGE THEM

REWARD AND PUNISHMENT
FAGGOTS
MARKETING HAS CHANGING THE WHOLE PATH SINCE THE WHOLE START

STOP LIEING YOU
LITTLE PIECE OF SHITS...
WHAT NOW?

I DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT?
ITS FOR SPECIFIC SITUATION
WHAT NEXT?

EVERYONE THESE DAYS GETS OFFENDED
ON RELIGION
ON GOD
EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO BE OFFENDED ... BUT STILL NOONE HAS THE RIGHT... TO WHONY ABOUT IT...
PATHETIC PIECE OF SHITS

I AM WHAT PEOPLE
CALL

"UNWANTED EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE"

Once I had a chance to get rape... by a pedophile...
Real shit
Real story guys...

Once guys... I DECLINE IT...
AND SINCE THEN I HAVEN GOTTEN OFFERM. THE LESS RAPE OFFERS YOU GET ...
YOU START THINKING THAT YOU GOT ATTRACTIVENESS PROBLEM...

I just asked the google browser...
"Why I can't go in a disco with sportswear or tracksuit?"

No suitable snswers shatsover
We got:

- You look like Villiage guy
- Dumb Idea
- You can't go...

I am asking why?
From Market stand point... what do you win
..
..

My favourite thing from the whole night "You can't get anywhere with this clothes...
Pay 100 lv"...
"And
... mhm... definetly you gonna come back"

Nope I am not comming... I AM NOT GOING IN HELL HOUSE...
FUCKERS...
I HAVE PLAN... IT'S CALLED... I go home

I have fun shit... after sex... I WANT TO SLASH MY LOVER HEAD...
THE PROCESS IS CALLED KINSHIP... FRIENDSHIP... GUESS WHAT I DO NOT FUCKING CARE...

PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP...
I THOUGHT ABOUT...
BASHING SHIT OUT OF MY GRANNY...
BITCH

Robin Williams is like a gorrilla out of Jurassic park...
Have you seen his furr... hair lately?

Comedy: Compromised Idiot (3)

By DeYtH Banger

You are as horrible... as me...I can make your day... horrible... I CAN MAKE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING YEAR HORRIBLE...
I CAN...
EACH... ONE OF US...
EACH COMEDIAN...
IS MAKING JOKES...
CAN TURN TO A PERDON OR CROWD AND MAKE THEM GO THROW HELL IN LIFE

We got karma... guys... I don't know does has to do anything with God...
No fucking clue
But theist knows
Those ignorant fucks

Okay... okay... faggots... rats
..... Out there...
There is non visible art...
Scuptures...
Sold for 10,000...
Each one ger sold on the market...
Hitler,Napoleon and Musolini one thing in common... fear of cats.
Hitler... wanted to be a priest...
Guess what I wanted... TO HAVE MORE FRIENDS... AND BE SOCIAL...
RIGHT NOW I AM NORE LIKELY SUICIDAL

Tom Torero was like

I AM OUT MEN
I DELETE MY TWITTER
I DELETE MY VIDEOS
SITE
I AM FUCKING OUT

He heard that some type of Abby A Game is getting in jail for 2 years...
And Tom is using "Out Game" principle
But what they forget is pick up is underground shit men...
It needs to stay again down... underground
This A Game guy... is a full fucking retard

RSD Tyler
RSD Max
Street Attraction

- We got up to where we wanted... now we are out...

Sasha Daygame - Fuck you sasha...
On
TV MOVIES... SHOWS
ALWAYS NICE GUYS START FIRST SEX... BAD GUYS GET DUMB...

We choose being nice and whiny bitch than reality to face.
Wow.. wow... wait wait... guys...
Dick is holy my gosh... GAME OVER
Pussy... the while fucking idea is "Game On Guys"...
You git a hole... "Try Again"
Out there... there is a guy with name "Pawn"
Yup... you fucking got it right... but he is dead....


NOW I AM GOING TO SPEAK TRUTH AND NOTHING LESS...


I WANT TO RAPE YOUNG CHILDREN...
STARTING FROM 6 UP TO 15-16...
MY CHILDHOOD WAS OVER AT EARLY AGE...


PEOPLE SAY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PAIN
MY DAD DIED...
IN 2016... UNTIL NOW... IT'S ALMOST 3 YEARS...

IT WAS TYPICAL
GUN SHOT IN THE HEAD...
YOU KNOW
NORMAL SHIT

 “Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.”– Stephen Chbosky

- Go suck a dick... you fucking piece of neat carrot

 “I am not what happened to me; I am what I choose to become.”– C.G. Jung

 “You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you.” – Mary Tyler Moore

“Life is much more fun if you live it in the spirit of play and collaboration, working with instead of against others.” – Wally Amos

- Guess what YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU...
AND FUCKING YOU AND YOU...
ALL IF YOU ARE WRONG TUCK YOU PIECE OF LOW TOLERATED
GARBAGE FUCK YOUR FUCKING WISDOM....

Whats next!?
Spirtuality, helps you out?

Comedy: Compromised Idiot (2)

By DeYtH Banger

Guess what... that's the truth!
We got down syndrome... which is for people who go down.
We got Tourette syndrome ...
Which is total recipe for comedian...
The more fucked up, screw up you... are the better you... are...

There are people who are hoaders.. who can get in their homes...

OKAY... OKAY...
BIT RAW
ROUGH

OUT THERE...
THERE ARE BIMBO...
BIMBO BULLSHIT COMMUNITY ARE GORKS WHICH YOU "DESIRE TO FUCK..."... BUT "YOU CAN'T!"
When you fund a cancer donation shit...
For what do you fund it?
BROBG MORE ALIVE FOLKS ON THE TABLE TO
GUESS WHAT!?
TO FUCK
HOW DUMBER ARE YOU GETTING?

We got spendholics and Obsessive Shoppers...
So far we get to 3000£ on coffe for a year...
THE NAME OF SUCH OBSESSION
CALLED
STOP BEING A SHIT
YOU DUMB SICK PIG

Abitch named Caroline is spending 1600£ On a haircut...
Guess what this bitch is slim bag of shit
Torso... fucking
....IS MY NEW THING...
GUESS WHAT
SCHOOL
FINAL EXAMS
FUCK 'EM

PIECE OF RAMBO... RANDOM SHIT

Raffy HORRIBLE RESTARAUNT
WHATS THIS TYPE OF SHIT...
GOING INTYO A TOILET...
AND CAN'T LOCK YOURSELF UP IN IT...
LIKE TO STAY OPEN...DOOR
NOT LOCKED
IS IT SOME KINDA CUSTOMERS... DICK FETISH THING?

I WAS RECENTLY WITH A FRIEND OUT...
I STARTED JOKING AROUND WITH DISABLE PEOPLE...
SND HE RIGHT AT THE BAT...
RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MOMENT HIT ME...
PUNISH ME
AND HERE MY FUCKING QUESTION IS
If I was into disable people and sexuality...
Will I be again punished?
Like
"Fuck normal people... have sex with normal people...
Not with disable"

We got internet 3G, ... 4G... how fucked up... next level... shit Are we getting up to?

When I was a baby my parents... helping me out... with bath...
Now when I STINK..
THEY ARE SO DISGUSTED... THEY GET HOSE AND START SPRAYING ME UP WITH IT...
LIKE I AM MENTAL... RETARDED PATIENT
OUT OF A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY...

If you go to a place...
Like correction facility
Or
Psychiatric facility...

YOU ARE DEFINETLY NOT WANTED CHILD






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събота, 4 януари 2020 г.

Comedy: BullShit

By DeYtH Banger

You... me... they...
Total bullshit men!

I got on email one of those bulldhit emails about "how to your woman to get multiple orgasm"
Oh fuck you

There are thongs which you learn late in life...
In your late years on this planet you learn
That you are not wanted child...
You are a child of regret
Oh god the moment you realise this shit you get dose up...
Fucked up

The most ultimate thing to say to somebody is "you are adopted"
This is going to ruin his life...
Period
This is a lifetime scar...
It's scar which you gonna get for your whole fucking life

Nowadays I watch granddad porn...
Fucking youngy...
Fucking a young 18... 19 years old bitch...
Or lets put it at her early 20's... and late 30's..

BECAUSE THIS GUY MADE IT...
I JUST FAIL .
LIKE A FUCKING RAT

Recently I was in a theater...
Watching some shit...
People were idealising the scenes...
So far in my opinion it was a shitty theatrical thing.

Performing other people's work?
How much shitty human being are you?
Worthless piece of shit...

People today are here to watch me and perform...
But what you do you want?
Be nice
Be good
How crappy are you?
My mom said that I am mentally fucked up... I need pills... I sm for psychiatric facity... ward...
GUESS WHAT BITCH
YOU ARE CRAVING COCK...

TIME TO DIE

Give me more material... you limb piece of shit...
Tango one novel... movie adaptaion...
Fucking horrible
No critic will say any good for this shitty idea...



Comedy: Compromised Idiot

By DeYtH Banger

"Can it be out there... such thing... as no tickets"
- Mhm... yes... I DOUBLE CHECK THIS SHIT ONCE THIS RATION AND NOW GLOBAL RATION
WE ARE IN BULGARIA
HOW HIGH HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS ARE HAVING MEN?

"Needle in a haystack"
- The Wise saying...
Dumb shit ... men
From where you do you get this shit?
Most tv dhows and movies have been cancelled... have ended or found their end...
How dies wise sayings... wisdom...finds it end...

ISN'T THERE...OUT FUCKING THERE A GUY WHO SAYS...
THIS IS SHIT!?

At first I thought there are two sides
We got
Theist and atheist
A guy who believes in devine... supernatural being
And guy who is saying "there aren't any sufficient evidence for that"...
"But you give me some... I WILL AND I CAN CHANGE MY POSITION"
...
Now we go
Anti-theist
A guy who is strongly saying there isn't God
We got agnostics...
I learn this shit little bit in a screw up way...
When I was out with a friend we were talking about God...
And he said "he is..."
And he needed to check this shit out...
Because he has choosen a position which he doesn't remember
He google it
And it was
"Agnostics"

Dumb fuck in my opinion...

Agnostics... are the maybe area...
Like "maybe... there is"

I started muting or putting it on air plane mode...
My phone
Just to skip
Ignore and block in a easy way... unneccessary morning...
Calls
Great idea
Everday it adds up me few more days to living on this planet...

Old people while they sleep... they make noises...
When they are wake they say shit...
IF I WAS IN THEIR PLACE...
I AM GOING ON THE "SHOOT MYSELF MARKET"

I AM NOT PLANNING LIVE LONG LIFE...
I AM TRYING TO FIT UP TO
30 YEARS...
AND THEN FEW MORE YEARS
AND DESCIPLINE AS IT GOES
GO AND SHOOT MYSELF
EASY SHIT... MEN

I got scared...
I started getting phobias

And religous fuck came along and said
"Kiss this saint image... this icon"
And "it will gonna remove all your fears"

And whats religion...
A whole year of clinical therapy and psychological treatment...

AM I SO DUMB TO GO TO PAY TO MY PSYCHIATRIST ...
IF THERE IS A WAY TO...
GET THREATED... WHICH IS TOTAL FREE

People which are catholics...
Religious
Christians...
Total freaks...
Me at the other hand... I GIT SHIT ON MY PHONE...
A SHIT WHICH CAN TAKE TO FINISH WHILE FUCKING YEARS!