понеделник, 18 февруари 2019 г.

Comedy: Liquescent

By DeYtH Banger




I can use "Oh fuck..".., "Oh God"…, but I already used those words enough times. Rapists are authentic… just listen for a moment… give a moment and try just to let me get there… do something in




YOUR FUCKING LIFE
DO IT ONCE AT LEAST

COME ON


LISTEN

COME ON
DON'T CHEAT
DON'T GAMBLE
DON'T PLAY SMART





Rapist are goal orientated… they are a fucking example for alpha male, I know statistics are bullshit… and "High Status", "Alpha" and "Beta" males don't exist …. But let's accept for the god sake of the whole thing that this stats exist… beta males are males which can't go from A to B… without any type of stress… nerv wreck… anxiety… depression and weak alpha behavior… and alpha fucks are the guys who can get From A to C… no difficulty at all…




The word means becoming liquid… the explanation is for the national methaphorical morons…




TOOO DIFFICULT TO SAY
TOO DIFFICULT TO SPELL
TOO DIFFICULT

TO STAY
TO DO
TO GO





So hey disgusting self-indulgent prick… moron start read and learn… start the fucking thing… give a thought… start thinming come on… get … buy a fucking dictionary… you need it… person like you… needs more vocabulary…

The problem with clubs is that all people seem to be cool..
 Everyone… every person… guy… girl…





Definnetly everyone…



COME ON
WE NEED
FEW FUCKS WHO ARE ON EDGE OF KILLING THEMSELVES


AFTER ALL LIFE IS WORTH LOSING




Let me tell you somethint smart damb idiot… paradoxically you are too far to go anywhere…
Sperm aka  semen is also known as low calibrated kid. So yeah… I have killed a nation legally… few on a
 handkerchiefs and dozen flushet in the toilet… in the sink… in tge bathroom and let's not forget how nasty the whole story gets… I jerk off on my parents bedroom and as far I have touched myself while watching my grandmother sleeping.

If I put semen a cup or a bottle we got a nation with tails we are talking definetly about tongs.



HERE IS A STRESS TIP
START COUNTING IF YOU FEEL STRESSED… ANXIOUS… DEPRESSED…

YOU DON'T HAVE BURN OUTS



What's with this adult outcast outfit



It's says "I am total slut"

Comedy: OneLiners (Part A)

By DeYtH Banger


Hello, I am Charlie… I am an alcoholic… I still don't get it why the people in the rehabilitation centers say their names when everything is anonymous or I got the wrong center?





I am a faggot.. I am into dicks… when I was small I was thinking about blowjob..
 Self-blowing myself… I was so empathetic and pathetic that I went one wood level above.





So Hey, I was A semen before… it has passed since then something like 19 years which is all about each year is 365 days…



IN OTHER WORDS I WAS LOW CALIBRATED SHIT



Darkness… dark… colour can rape you… the whole night can rape you… think about it.


If you think you are special.. suck my dick you get bogus… bonus points for each less stress you get.


Cumshots are "Now Moment"… it "presence"… relax… calm… Call your fucking expired grand parents they get pre-delivered in wood box… Those fucks already need to go underground!



The definition of moron is half dressed idiot.

събота, 16 февруари 2019 г.

Comedy: Judge Me

By DeYtH Banger


Okay… okay… judge me… judge me… I don't have connections… I don't know… Donald Trump or Hillary or Bill Clinton or Billy Connolly or Robin Williams or Jason Capital… I am not near famous to know them or to have the resources to do something with them…



AND IF I EVEN KNOW THEM
OR I HAVE THEM IN FRIENDS GROUP OR RELATIVES
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

WHAT I DO WITH THEM?
SHIT
PISS
EAT
PLAY
RIDE

AND WE GOT THE MOST DAILY ACTION BUT WE MISS

DRIVE
SIT
RUN
BRUSH





Still the main idea goes as far as Chase Amante go and eat my semen… it's has pleny of resources… I am virgin… my father had a dildo in his ass and I haven't masturbated for a very long time…




SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU GOT A CLEAN GUN
CLEAN PEACOCK
COCK

CLEAN MEAT BONE


AS KEZIA POINTS IT OUT IN HER PODCAST

YOUNG DICKS DO FEW ROUNDS




So 4 rounds sucking my dick is fucking privilliged… because I am going to make sure to make you eat your own organs and penis… I am going to create self-narcisstic… self-digestic system.


Patrick James deserves to get raped





Get
Great
Rape
Grapes


Read
Clear
Clean


FUCK YOU





For perfect wipe out of genes start masturbating in the toilet… when it gets there, flush the cum… the sperm…  fucking flush it. When you have sex think about the African kids how they are starving… eating soil… hungry… dieing… without pleny of privilliges…




SO YEAH
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
..

MAKE THE ROOM
DARK



My father is a faggot… he got a dildo in his ass as so far his next mile stone is going under the soil..

It's sucessful spot…


Thank about Santa… red costume… fat with beard with had with sleigh and flying deers.



1) The first question is on what type of drugs are you?

"Law Of Attraction", "Jesus Reincarnetes".. "Jesus Reborn"…, "Miracles"…

- Weak mind and crazy shitty lunatics.




2) With each day you get crazy and crazy

"New Year Holiday"…
- Nothing really new… it's another 365 days.. which going to get wasted

"Easter"
- In Bulgaria people call it "The Great Day"… oh jusus… nothing really great and definetly If I am religious… One sin added up to the equation.




3) Red costume.. fat

- Obesity... cringy… creepy guy




NOTHING LESS
NOTHING MORE

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL




4) Flying Deers

- OH GOD STOP THE NUMBERS



STOP THE FUCKING NUMBERS




5) Going in houses and giving and eating

- We got a word about it… oh wrong.. not word.. but words Robin Hood gets to pooor and stills from rich… this guys gives like a charity to poor and rich kids presents…



OH MAN
FROM WHERE SO MUCH MONEY
YO GOT YO NIGGA
YO WHITE FUCK



Eating and going in to houses - The word is burglar..


STILL
SHITTY
FAT FUCKS

DON'T GET ANY FAR
HEARTH ATTACKS ARE THE DAILY ATTRACTIO IF YOU ASK ME IT'S THE OSHO OF BOB PROCTOR "THE SECRET" AND "LAW OF ATTRACTION"



OH GOD STOP EATING
AND STOP THE MACHO BULLSHIT



Oh great… thanks for ruining my only way of least percentage going as a "foe"… now no fucking… blowjob..  sex… I even don't hVe anybody around me and If I have… I fucking don't know what to do… you were giving money… you were spendong as for me I was playing alpha male game… I call thus game alpha jackass. This fucking faggot is saying don't go with whores and prostitutes they are going to sell your organs on the red market or was it the black market?… The last part is fucking confusing .. but let's don't skip the story so far No human around me and yeah the only dices I got…I shouldn't use!





"Oh I am okay"
"Oh… I got few chicks…"

"Yes… yeah… life us great everyday fucking"
"Every morning… week… I am fucking…."
"I got few bitches"




I hate all this fucks … lets review the shit… they don't watch porn..
 Got great life
Got somebody to fuck




And the morning guy… go die fuck.… you gonna get fucked up as slime on wheelchair.


Still



LET'S
LOOK
MY LIFE
FUCKING

FUCKING MY LIFE

петък, 15 февруари 2019 г.

Review: A Simple Favor

A Simple Favor A Simple Favor by Darcey Bell
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I don't want to fuck up the whole manifesto, but let me do my thing. Leny Bruce shows how people think, act, what they do...


This here book is showing generations..

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Review: Ready Player One

Ready Player One Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This story is insane... it's like George Orwell stories but this here is more interesting and more breath taking and let's not forget or not miss that this here book shows a reality as VR.



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Review: The Female Logic: 7 Strategies on How To Decode and Understand What A Woman Wants When She Is Testing You

The Female Logic: 7 Strategies on How To Decode and Understand What A Woman Wants When She Is Testing You The Female Logic: 7 Strategies on How To Decode and Understand What A Woman Wants When She Is Testing You by Bryan Bruce
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"January 26, 2019 – page 32
31.07%
December 10, 2018 – page 5
4.85% "7 out of 19

...

This here book has an main goal to inform of you about frames.... methods... shit tests."
November 12, 2018 – page 5
4.85% "Believe it or not, both men and women crave novelty and challenge. The human brain actually grows and evolves when there's some sort of thing to take on and overcome."

5 out of 19

"While dating...""
November 12, 2018 – page 0
0.0% "Women, it is said, seem to have this continual “improve-the-situation” mentality. It is not entirely clear why, even to the truly self-aware women out there. However, it is true that when it feels like there's no novelty or surprise in a relationship, and things are coasting along, a certain kind of humdrum feeling can set in."
November 12, 2018 – page 0
0.0% ""Plus, many men often say a woman will throw various curveballs into their relationships by saying, “Why don’t you,” or “you always,” or “you ever.” It's a way of stirring up drama and keeping guys on their toes, so to speak. It's to make sure he's paying attention to what's going on between them."
November 12, 2018 – Shelved
November 12, 2018 – Started Reading"


- We got the message they are testing because it's innerly build up in them to do that they skip and ignore threats and the examples are kinda shitty... It looks like the conversation has been picked ot up precisely a specific moment.

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