сряда, 16 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Suicide ...D

By DeYtH Banger


The great thing about suicide is that you "Gave up..."... you just "Gave Up"...
Assisted suicide in ither words... homic7de is that people hate as so deeep that they are ready to trash you out.

The great thing about in the same relationship to hold on and marriage + becoming a prostitute is that

"We are together... you need to start selling your body..."
"Not enough grey matter?
Start selling your body"

I don't like gays because just to Expressive + too happy about life

Hey fuck... hey folks try running life on negative patterns and behavior and they try to hate less...

"Somebody is going beat you up"

- Oh whoa... somebody cares... for me gives a fuck about me?
That he is ready to beat me up... and touch me...
Oh holy christ
Oh god...

I am human!

Kids are freaks...the less you have... the happier you are... Rules is what stricts us from freedom the more we the sell our soul to the devil and the more rules we follow the more our life is going to be horrific and horrible.

Today... to be honest before few hours... I was watching the escalator and waiting for couples which I shame myself...and feel more guilty in life and for single or group of women... which to fuck...
It's called authenticity as for being spirtual... god is not authentic hero.

When is about Kings ... King Louis Ruled France for 15 minutes...
The electric chair was invented by a dentist and try next time to throw the ball more further than ever. 36% Of Americans to be locked... put in jail... why?
That percentage says "God has spoken to me"...
TAKE YOUR PILLS MEN...
YOU SADOMASTIC FUCK

We talk about genius people but most of them... are jerks... and screw up...
Van Gogh sold one painting wgeb he was alive and Einstein didn't knew how to drive a car.

Comedy: At Least Tried

By DeYtH Banger


Fuck you and fuck your fucking mom... have you ever tried ... dating... pick up?
I would rather.. think for suicide...
I do not steal..okay...
No argumen has been ever presented...

God sucks in all is majesty and power...
Fuck this white ..racist faggot

Being spirtual follows up no..
No rules
Being religious
Follows rules
Spirtual
Methods
Principle
As I can... let me repeat
Spirtual being that guy. Follows no rules whatsoever


Old people fuck em... one by one... each by each...
Just fuck em..
What's woth being whinny...
Always saying

"Do that"
"Don't do that"
..

What's wrong with you... you old decapitating fucks...
Why your fucking father didn''t chocke on something . Sharp... and big


WHY

WHY FUCKING WHY?

Marc Maron - Dhut the fuck up... you damn dilly gooze... faggot.

The most screw up part about rape and murder... that is inside thing...
Job

Family...
Relatives
Friends


The less you have the less probability to get in any gruesome act.
Stats men...
Fuck you all

Killing yourself us fun shit men...
I got a workbook for this shit
There are methods... and consequences...
How great is that?
If in my pocket... I had such typee of manual... guide... we are talking about great life...
From scale 1 to 10


FUCK YOU
I FEEL GREAT

Spirtual books...
GO FUCK YOURSELF

HERE IS A TIP...
A LITTLE ADVICE FOR ALL OF YOU
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS IN WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET DISSAPOINTED!

The great thing about life it's not necessity.
The great thing about being alive... and staying alive...
As it follows We have one life... you either live it or fuck off...

Disease and conflict are evolutionary stand point...
The most great thing about life is sometimes... who the fuck are you fucking...
Which is great!

вторник, 15 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Have You Tried?

By DeYtH Banger

Wake the fuck up man.. God?
He sucks
Jesus is figment if your imagination
Spirtuality -
Which was the last mental instution... you pick it up?
You went up to?

You are not witty lined fuck?
So what?
Go fuck yourself!

Truck to go over me... while I show middle finger point at the trucker guy and.... smile

This shit is holy fuck jijsnek
The secret about pick up... that there is way around... way ro cheat the system... never be speak to fast... walk fast... chill the fuck up...


EMOTIONAL GUYS?
THEY ARE CLEAR DAMAGED
THEY GET INTO THE BUCKET OF DAMAGED GOODS


INPRESSING WOMEN
BAD IDEA
CHASING AND APPROACHING THEM
BAD IDEA

HERE IS ADVICE
Fuck you... guys!

I want to fuck a midget... a fucking midget...

Oh whoa... you are social...
Fuck you
Have you tried that?
Your father at least tried it!

When you fuck a midget you expections die and also it's doll fucking...
The today topic is lack of sleep and how much fucks does your father gives to your mom.

Most sober

... and people from sobriety...
People who have been addicts...
Most of them have unrealistic expectations
This big spirtual thing?
Shovel it right in your ass!
Planting seeds in my brain...
How about my turn
"Fuck off" seeds...

Stop terorizing me you fucking faggot...
I don't want your presence... I am not a gay...
I fuck moms... young girls and most time what I get along the way from the female class.

Most comeduans do the same material over and over and over


STOP IT
STOP THIS TERORIZING COMFORT ZONE BULLSHIT START killing yourself


I was invited to classic music...
I do not listen to this shit..cutting veins is classical new symphony of mozart...

Anxiety... stress...
Anxious came out and I almost lost what I was getting from life...
From those horrible degeratable friends

Fuck you all
How do you say fuck you?
Ask your father... you dumb cunt!

If I was in your place
.... I would rather kill myself!
I started thinking about fucking while on aca meeting

How fucked up... am I?
Oh whoa?
Fucking around with the tough crowd!



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събота, 12 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Private Show

By DeYtH Banger

I want to grab a bat and bash skulls... men... I want to bash 'em...

Happy couples...
Fucking
Sex


I want to bash 'em... all of 'em... God send me for their salvation...

I hate it when prostitute starts doing... her own acting shit..
I want to grab her and chocke her


Sentence: You are dieing bitch... ain't actor...
Try again


I want to start killing and slashing strip dancers... mainly because...
It's fun
Activity
Free of outcome

Genetic make up
... what's with humans and small fur?
What's this all about?

You fuck...
God you are sick fuck... sick bastard
This fur does not help in cold...
So does God help..
God is selfish prick
You scramble eggs bastard

Somebody offended..
At least is happening somebody...
When your grandfather fucked your grandmother...
There was no magic what's ever!

I got a sponsor...
I got a person who helps me...
But what's woth God and helping you with coping stress... depression...
This fuck nowhere... what's ever
Start taking your medication...
Pills

Recently I was with a prostitute... on the phone the conversation was holy fuck...
Wreck

I had advice from a guy who helps with life

He said

- Stop giving so much fuck to others
- Stop going to place where there are going to reject you

AND WHAT TO BECOME EMOTIONLESS BAGGAGE LIKE YOU?

My sponsor don't get into places... where they can reject you...
At first thought... I shouldn't be alive...
Life sucks men!
Oh your ego was touched... you feel bad?
Oh so sad
Get over it

YOU BLOODY DISGUSTING FUCK
IF YOU JUDGE
GO TRY TI FUCK YOUR MOM
WHY?
THE BITCH WANTS IT
GIVE HER
THE DICK
DICK COMES OUT OF THE CUNT
AND SECOND PART OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW IS TO GO BACK

Fuck you slim baggel of cheese
Fuck me right in my ass...
Why?
Speaking about moment of clarity beneficial fucker.