вторник, 23 април 2019 г.

Comedy: Hate You

By DeYtH Banger





I didn't expect a lot of after daily affirmation, daily life attraction… THE SECRET




I KNOW YOU HATE ME
I AM OKAY WOTH THAT



AND FUCK OFF





Oh thoughts always having them… always thinking about something… about somewhere… about somewhen… it's just endless circle… always being around something. And let's give a chance to cockroaches, inagine a cockroach needibg to build a body and muscles… a cockroach on diet… healthy and as big as human size… imagine another time another parallel in which humand cockroaches exchange places… cockroaches becone as big as humans and humans become small as insect… as cockroach… the possibility goes as far "we don't have the ability"… to know… to see and to get that the bugs and the insects in other slight levels of intellect… they are always humans…



WHICH GOES AS FAR
WE SAW A WALKING MEAT AND LET'S DO NLT SAVE ANIMALS… IT'S FOOD CHAIM FOR GOD SAKE

TRUE OR FALSE.. IT'S TINE TO BUST FEW MYTHS






"MYTH 89. | The capital of Australia is Sydney. The capital of Australia is actually Canberra and not Sydney.

MYTH 90. | Going out in the cold with wet hair will make you sick. While you might feel cold, there's no evidence that supports the myth that you will get sick.

MYTH 98. | You swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. This myth was faked as part of an article about how easy it is for a convincing sounding "fact" to be accepted as true."

I have questions… as for before you go to sleep … before you go in bed… Is there honor in fucking?
Is there a gender… called "trangender" in the passport…?"






There are boys… girls… and people who gender nix… you can't put a mutant which is combination of two sexes… in one sex sex category as a boy or a girl… we need who new category for this… it's called transexual.   MY AGE? MY NAME?





HOW SBOUT FUCK YOU
WAS IT A WELL DELIVERED LINE
OH GREAT
LET'S MOVE ON






I hate gays… I like lesbians… but not gays… I just hate them… I hope they die… I HOPE AN OLD MAN COMES WITH A GUN AND SHOOTS THEM RIGHT IN THE HEAD… DO DARE EVIL… DO EVIL


I WISH THERE IS A WHOLE OLD GENERATION GAY EXECTIONER GROUP…


WITH MAIN MOTTO

"YOU SON OF BITCH"





What's attractive about more hairy and sweaty body?… A dick… I call it a pipe rape… and let's face it… sweaty palms… ass with hair… ears with hair… beard… come on… THIS ISN'T ATTRACTION… THIS IS MONSTER OUT OF X-FILES…


OH GOD
AREN'T THOSE LOCKED?


I want to have sex with a main character soldier… Sex to be soldier position… Standing hand near to the forehead and while that position… slight movements with both hands..




PLAYING WITH MY BALLS AND DICK… PIPE RAPE…
WITH KNEES ON THE GROUND…


"IT'S A PRIVILLIGE TO FUCK YOU…

Comedy: Frames

By DeYtH Banger



Let's talk about frames… think about it… social media is always playing … the game "proof others"… we always play in that frame then we want to be leaders…proving by itself is manifestation of victim mentality… it's lower status game.

Psychology  - Objects
Philosophy - Subjects

Probably I am fucked up… who knows… but right now… definetly right now out there there are bunch of guys.





1) First Category guys who masturbate once a week… and today is the day… they are in front of the phone looking up to facebook celebrities… instragram celebrities and masturbating… playing with their dicks.


AS FOR TRANSGENDER… DO THEY HAVE SPECIFIC GENDER IN THEIR PASSPORT?




2) Second Category guys are people who are maniac obsessed to do it… over and over and over…





THEY LOVE IT
RIGHT NOW I BET SOMEBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF REWARD SYSTEM BEHAVIOR

I STARTED WATCHING NEW TYPE OF PORN… SUCESSFUL GUYS MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS ON THE STREET… INSTANTLY… WITH A STRANGER


THIS SHIT DEEP THROAT DEPRESSIVE!



I hate myself… facts… lies how far does life get… is it as far as "I am fucking your mom?" Ugh!, it was another good guess… I saw his expression… it was saying "What next… YOU SHARP FUCK!?"



ARE YOU SHARP ENOUGH?

THE PICK UP GUY…
OH YEAH THIS DUDE… I FOUND THAT I HAVE NO RIGHTS. … IN THAT SET AND I DEFINETLY HOOKED THE SET



What's with this crap save other lifes, save humans, help babies… save children, save the army, donate… why everything ends up to money and let's not forget




SAVE ANIMALS
SAVE SMOKERS

WHAT'S WITH THIS CRAP


SHUT UP AND MOVE ON

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понеделник, 22 април 2019 г.

Comedy: Lie

By DeYtH Banger




Oh you got a strong opinion and strong opener… how about fuck you… you are just a social media narcissist buddy. The nore you hate the lesd value you give!




YOU NEED MOTIVATION?




Fix your brain… get s lobotony and get raped… sell yourself as most dearest prostitute abd we are definetly not talking about logistics. I was in a bar… when I did a spin move… OR LET'S SAY… WHAT I TRUED AND I FAILED… IT WAS WITH BEHIND METHOD WE MASSIVE RE-THINKING METHOD… + TAP ON THE SHOULDER… LIKE I WAS GETTING VALIDATION… FOR NOT SUCCEEDING






SUCH SUCESS STORIES RAPE ME FROM MY MOUTH UP TO MY ASSHOLE… I LOST STATUS ALONG ALL LINES… PLEASE GIVE ME TIME





NOW I AM LIKE A WAITING PERMISSION BITCH







Stop with lies they are like cancer… the more lies the more awful the cancer it gets worser… I hate people… I blame all and hate all… OKAY…I JUST DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE FAT… UGLY… AWFULL… GO GET MOUTH RAPE AND GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT TO YOUR EXISTENCE… PROBABLY SELFIE BY ITSELF IS SELFISH.




Lies are walking tumor the more you tell… the more you lose hope in humanity… tumors and cancers… they aren't awful… they are preversal accessories…this is the new thing in the fashion industry… I WANT ALL OF THEM.. SYNDROMES… DISEASES… PHOBIAS… SOUNDS… WAY WAY FUCKING COOL… THE MORE I GET THE MORE FASHIONABLE I GET…


THIS IS FREE FASHION
GOT CHOOSE THE SPECIAL ONES


Some people say… be careful… what you wish… IN MY OPINION… BE CAREFUL… WHAT I HOLD IN MY HAND.. BECAUSE WEAK MINDED FUCK LIKE YOU IS THE FIRST PERSON ON MY LIST TO DIE!



I have never been in relationships and right now I am not in any type relationships… one girl asked me… Have ever been in relationship… I answered "Yeah.. with my mom"… she said "seriously… have you?"
… I thought she got my point… my methaphors… but so far we reached as far "Do I get bonus points?" Come on… I want to get raped… I want to kill myself it's self prophecy… COME HE IS PHYSICAL… WHO THA FUCK DOES ALLOW HIM TO BE PHYSICAL FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM… OKAY… LET ME SAY IT AGAIN DUMB BOLD GUY… FUCK YOU AND FUCK 'EM…






VALIDATION
HOW ABOUT GETTING A DICK HOLE… OKAY!


I HATE BUILDING UP MOMENTUM STRATEGIES IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SICK… NOBODY DOES THAT

I FEEL WASTED AND FULL OF HATE… NARROW MINDED FUCK LIKE ME GOES AS FAR FUCKING AROUND WITH PEOPLE… UGHH NICE GUYS… WHY WE JUST DON'T LEAVE KILLERS TO START DOING MASS CRIME STRIKES AND DEAREST FUCK TO ALL FUCKERS…

"FACT: 1 ANENCEPHALY






    Anencephaly is the absence of a brain and spinal cord. There is no cure and most anencephalic babies die during childbirth. According to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, “a baby born with anencephaly is usually blind, deaf, unconscious, and unable to feel pain. Although some individuals with anencephaly may be born with a main brain stem, the lack of a functioning cerebrum permanently rules out the possibility of ever gaining consciousness. Reflex actions such as breathing and responses to sound or touch occur."


Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger



Anker … anger… a moment of glory and whole lot of silence, it's not my fsult that I quit the whole thing… it just happen, we can play verbal battle games… even go as far my bed worser everyday… but no need for that stinky shit.





My mom boyfriend is a average joe fuck, so far without any type of education, gets pussy. We arw talking about mastering abomination of desparation… on each levels… advance … intermidiate. I hate the moment in which thought need to come out… to pop out… how about derest "FUCK YOU" and the center sucks all people are miserable and all of them hate themselves deeply. We are talking about victim mentality, if facebook has help so far woth something that's with becoming a victim… you just become .. crazy narcisstic fuck who always proofs to others that his life worths ton of value.




I don't get it … social media with helping contributing value …. It gets as far providing propaganda... than any other shit.  JUST THINK ABOUT IT.. NOW ON THE PHONE…IN THE FUTURE SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PERFECTLY BRAINWASH US





I am data fuck up… that's the few dictionary words which people can use to describe me. Before a year, girls used to reject me… with all types of bullshit stories, nowadays… I REJECT THEM…





"THIS BETWEEN US… IT WON'T HAPPEN"

"YOU AND ME… TOGETHER… IS DEFINETLY NOT HAPPENING…"

"I HATE YOU… "



Total recess… fuck… one mother just said

"Be careful… there is possibility car to hit you and even smash you."

- To her  daughter




AS FOR ME I SAID



"Oh great, I am going to fuck a dead body."



I act hard with women.. it's not so hard… It's sinple as hell… it's like not calling them… and never inviting them anywhere… I got pleny on my phone and social media… I DON'T INVITE ANY OF THE…. I AM JUST A MASTER OF SOCIAL CIRCLE

The more less… I call… them tge more build up attraction… I create and as the girl says "I never answer calls" and let's not skip the negative outcome from yesterday… I went into tge set for high five and she said… "DO YOU WANT A SLAP?"