вторник, 25 юни 2019 г.

Comedy: NRight

By DeYtH Banger

Suicide - Is natural game.. game abput clarity… full attention… full level of focus… it's whole new level of descipline. So if you think about suicide or even try to commit suicide… you go to prison stay there 14 years… in france… HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?


PRISON BECOMES YOUR SECOND HOME
NATURAL BENDING ROLL GAME


It's comedy for god sake and people get offended on every daily base and are totally bias… no insults..  no offense… no gays… homo… in one sentence and let's not be racist… do not hate… be edgy… fuck with people and definetly fuck with yourself… but not too far okay?


HOW ABOUT GO DEEP
FAR
AND GO GRAB
AND LET
AND LEAVE
AND FUCK OFF
STOP GOING WITH BEING POLITE YOU SUCK OKAY…

WHAT'S WITH THE DISEASE OF BEING COMPASSIONATE AND EMPHATETHIC AND NICE ABD SO KN AND SO ON… THIS IS HUGE SYNDROME .. IT'S A FUCKING SYNDROME


What I have… what I have prepared?
1) You are judging too much
2) Too much Rules
3) Wait on the fucking line

Jokes are build with tension… if I tell you .. I ruin the whole magic of telling a joke.

What's with snapchat? - It sucks… okay… ghost?
This snap shit got serious stalker issues… Instragram… getting around the wrong guys… we are not talking abput the cool guys… bit introverts which are making their lifes look way way fucking way coole.

Most people in instragram are fucking dompamine validation addicts hook up with serious stalking issues and definetly narcisstic… and self-centered… and selfish… - I little went far with the last ball rolling… but fuck it.


Facebook - What is all about?

- Everyone got nowadays a phone hooked up on it… we are not talking to serious creative thing… but more likely facebook… games… those fuvers are the next generation of self-esteem issues… THE COOL PART IS MORE WOMEN FOR THE NORMAL GUYS… AND ALSO NEW SET IF PROBLEMS
LONELINESS
ISOLATION


People post on facebook ideas… questions… bitch about shit…

HOW ABOUT GO GET A JOB?

Be at least once a smart guy and use it to get money… if you gonna bitch about and if you are so smart use those fucking tools?

OH YEAH I GOT IT
YOU SUCK
NOR GUTS FOR THAT
It's so fucking pathetic!

Comedy: Bible 14

By DeYtH Banger


God is bullshit, each religion has different requirments and different stuff got in this holtly fucking book. Some people say "Alah Akbar", which means "God Is Great"  and such words said sonewhere puts you on jail and also starvation… homeless people… let's talk about this?


STOP THE CRAP SHIT
OF THEY HAVE CHOOSEN THAT PATH


ALSO WE HAVE NO RECORDS OF GOD AND WE DON'T NEED GOD TO BE MORAL
WE CAN BE MORAL AND WITHOUT GOD


Why you don't believe?
In Flying unicorns… Santa Claus… Boggie man and in the same you believe in a beast fabble about the creature God?

The religious nuts are bullshitters and definetly the bet is to go with a beard… until I finish thid nible non-sense. What I need is not another delusional religious nut, but normal… fully developed fully capable thinking creature… What bible can expose is that it's all against women +… every type of desire is sinful. We can see some acts of human sins into animala… but when they do it.. sonehow God ignorant…


HOW THE HELL HAPPENS THAT?


FUCK ALL RELIGIOUS RETARDED FOLKS AKA FUCKERS!

"And Jacob when he wanted to cry he cried in his room."

"Then he washed his face and said: Bring Bread"

- First of all… all those here verses have nothing to do with God and still are you so weak minded that you don't even question the bible… how intepretate the bible… the worst ever book read with the most horrific plot.

"Bring Bread"

- What type of oneliner is this… it's more likely a tag…

Egypt hate jews and this can be spotted in the bible… the beginning…


ISN'T GOD ALL ABOUT
LOVE
COMPASSION
AND SHOT LIKE THAT?

WHY JESUS AND GOD IS ONE
I GET IT… IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THEIR NERV WRECKING MOMENTS

AND DEFINETLY… I WANT TO SAY JOKES!
And what's day and night it's so… small day… we start getting the idea and the fucker throws

"In the morning the mankind… humans…"

- This here is tge worst kinda of punchline, horrible from all angles.

Those here edgy fuckers are talking about boses when we can see only one boss!

This God is bullshitter and full of shit… full premium package of excuses and lies.

понеделник, 24 юни 2019 г.

Comedy: Touch

By DeYtH Banger

Everybody is open minded when his thoughts are read and here is the truth …


IT'S FAKE
I DO IT… BY GOING AROUND STUFF WHICH ARE ALL ABOUT ALL PEOPLE



SO SORRY IF YOU FEEL BAD… BUT IT'S NOT A DUNGEON AND RAPE ME PLEASE, OKAY?

When you visualize God… see him as a woman which never gets enough… always wants more and more and even.

 Narcisstic… self-centered… yup be fun and playful… but the truth is that you are here… right now… because your life sucks… your whole fucking life sucks…

You are not fun person to be around at first place and with my vocal tonality before few days … it was great as for… now I sound like a nigga with nickname… GOD HAS CHOCKED ME!


Rain… that's  way of God coping woth depression… this above fucker… GOT TOO MUCH SHOT TO DEAL WITH

GOD SOUNDS LIKE A GUY WHO HAD THE WORST SEX IN HIS LIFE… THAT'S WHY IT'S RAINING!

Girls… when is up to go home… time it goes like "I am here… Can you give me ride up to home… I am ready to give you bj or hj…"

It sucks when you find the truth… that she us not here for you… it's for the little twat in your pants hand s up fot it… and thumbs down to you as a persona.

Sometimes when you neec to talk to people… but can't say anything… goes like pointing a finger… at them like you are choosing them… there are cases im which it works.… which is great… but there are and cases in which gets akward…  full all level… whole premium package of akwardness.
Public  speaking is like… sucking a dick and posting it on pornhub… it sucks and most times… you feel deep shame inside your body. The main  problem is god… the shame is because at first place we need to feel guilty for killing Jesus. Dating… fucking… sex all those acts people say are easy… but somehpw I feel like God fuck me over on those here levels…

Woth level of attraction of lost voice… gets as far as going in the bathroom and shitting… just nobody gives a fuck… which is how life works…!

This here is huge .. this here… right now… right in this fucking second it's a lot… what I am saying is…
Girls like the macho asshole… people… the rude kinda guys… their pussy gets wet when they see a macho starting to beat the shit out of somebody… rough and very controlling behavior…

So here is the next festival… the machos on the line all of them get tickets with different types of suicides:

- Getting smother by pillow
- Killing ypurself with a razor to the neck
- Cutting your veins with razor
- Hang yourself
- Shoot Yourself
- Put yourself into vacum… and kill yourself


The more creative way the macho kill himself the more footage and effects we give on TV … we need to make whole show with those perverts… when he is bad with girl and being rude and this turns him on… this fucking freak… needs to die… also the bitch we don't need such freaks seeds on Earth… life is great without them.

Review: The Challenge to Succeed

The Challenge to Succeed The Challenge to Succeed by Jim Rohn
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

To be honest it's waste of time.. it goes around the stuff but never goes further... that's what I saw!

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Review: God or Godless?: One Atheist. One Christian. Twenty Controversial Questions.

God or Godless?: One Atheist. One Christian. Twenty Controversial Questions. God or Godless?: One Atheist. One Christian. Twenty Controversial Questions. by John W. Loftus
My rating: 5 of 5 stars



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неделя, 23 юни 2019 г.

Comedy: Mutations

By DeYtH Banger

Think about it… how person like me to be sexual.
... I fucking lost my voice… I can't be angry… I can't be loud… I am fucked up… with this kinda volume… I can be more likely some creep lurking around. My voice is fucked over, and what so far is possibility of saying that God hates me…


AT HIM… I THROWED MASSIVE AMOUNT HATE…
IN HIS DEFENSE GET IT IN ALL LEVELS THAT HE IS GOING TO.SCREW ME OVER


As I would say or put it… "Leverage that bitch"… which means… If you don't do your magic right now… getting the set hook… leading… then in the further passed time.… it gets harder and harder…

IT'S DEFINETLY ONE OF THOSE BIG LOADS OF GOD…
THAT'S HOW I SEE AND READ GOD… HE IS MASSIVE CUNT

AND YUP YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE THE GIRL FEEL GUILTY

Let me tell you some shit… first of all put your shitty ads.. and comments in your asshole… Also the way you deal with a meet up… sucks!

FOR HOD SAKE GROW UP

So my study analysis say when a woman is full of alcohol… and laughing and on drugs… that's the best moment to  go and fuck her … I MEAN SHE IS HAPPY ABOUT LIFE

MY THOUGHT IS LET ME MAKE THIS MISERABLE
…. LET ME WANK… YANK THAT BITCH ON EARTH LEVEL…


Have in mind the things which I say are from study analysis from secret society. So in other words… fucked up people got fetishes

FULL ON

When a prositute comes out of car… she walks confidently… full mouth with semen… The sheer level of tasting this white thing makes me vomit… FOR GOD SAKE IT'S NIT GRANDMA SOUP… IT'S KIDS AND YOU ARE TOTALLY  DIGESTING THEM AS JUICE


She wipes mouth or whatever is dirty… fix clothes… and walks  confidently to the next target … which us staring at her… Here is what I can spot… not an psychologist… but let's say… I GOT OPINION ON SPECIFIC TOPICS

SHE LIKES STALKERS TO FUCK HER
TO TOUCH BIG HARD DICKS

WE ARE TALKING HERE… RIGHT NOW ABOUT SERIOUS "DADDY LOVE ME ISSUES"

You cool stories think.about Mother Theresa... she stealing from the poor… she is like Robin Hood… from the future… more screw up person… more fucked up…
Muhamed Gandhi this guy here was sleeping najed with naked women in his bed… THIS PERVERT KNOWS HOW TO DO STUFF DO RIGHT

We as humans celeberate name days… birthdays and even funerals… all there is food and gifts and presents… I MORE LIKELY LIKE FUNERALS… YOU GET TO MEET PEOPLE AT FIRST PLACE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET + I GO THERE BECAUSE OF THE FOOD… BUT STILL IS FUCKED UP… THE BODY IS DECAYING AND YOU ARE SIGNING… AND THROWING… WINE AND SOIL… OVER A BODY…

WHAT TYPE OF MOLESTED FANTASY IS THIS?
I MEAN TO EAT IN FRONT OF A DEAD BODY… DECAYING BODY IS VERY FUCKED UP… YOU GOT SICKO ISSUES

Comedy: Got It Right

By DeYtH Banger


I got it all right… OKAY?
I definetly got it all right most people's lifes are worthless that's why they watch football… they drink alcohol… high doses… just to numb their pain… the pain of procrastination, laziness.

Why you should get upset for a group of strangers?
They even don't give a fuck a little about you… and you get upset over them?


Probably know their age, skills, life, read books about them… know each game… and with each result… BUT WHAT DOES IT POINT OUT THIS?

YOU HAVE SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES!
Abd also you don't have a life to live so you obsessing over somebody else life.

Testorone keeps ypu fit and estrogen cones when you masturbate it makes you fat and we need start throwing cookies at the fatsoos…



DIE YOU FUCKING TWAT FAT FUCKS!

The thing is masturbarion innerly kills you.. the more constantly you masturbate the more chances to lower your life force. Cool phrase "Ебание и Бегание"… let me repeat, "Ебание и Бегание"…

Think about it… when you are with friends, the last thing you want is to order something which is fucking too expensive and shitty complex food… WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY IS EASY FOOD.
FOOD WHICH IS EASY


AND WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FOOD WHEN YOU ARE EXTRA IN A MOVIE THE LAST THING THEY WANT YOU TO SHOWOFF IS YOUR TALENT
THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR YOUR TALEMT
YOU CAN SIGN… YOU CAN BE A COMEDIAN?
SO WHAT?
FUCK YOU
YOU ARE HERE… THE TRUTH YOU ARE LIKE OTGERS
NO ENGLISH
NO TALKING TO THE TEAM… WHICH INCLUDES ACTORS, PRODUCERS… DIRECTORS AND SO ON AND SO FORT

THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING IS BEING EXTRA IS THE WORST JOB YOU CAN TAKE AND WORK

So drivers women compassionate and boys I got this fuckers are horrible twisted and full of rules of stoicism. Here is a tip for every member of stoicism group… one by one… each by each
… kill 'em. When bitch is talking about a men which she hates… she means that she likes him and her fucking pussy gets wet… and today's topic is men are like beast and women are beautiful creatures…
Okay and I hate others… why?
Not my class of inteligence!
If you want to feel worse and with lower manipulation IQ … start reading lay reports… what's those reports evidently show… is that there is some kinda wrong thing about you.. there is a wrong fetish about you..

The guy with the beer, knows it all… the drunk guys are the sucessful guys… I mean the only way to pass your genes… and in tge same time to do not give a fuck is not being sober… people all the time do it… that's most frustrates me with humans amd as for me I am defected… I DON'T FEEL SMALL AMOUNT OR LARGE AMOUNT OF LUST FROM ALCOHOL OR DRUGS

If I get one of those nasty fancy diseases like cancer, tumor or even body … aka physic mutations…. I WON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF… I WON'T FEEL ASHAME… MAINLY BECAUSE IF GOD HAS MADE THAT ONTO YOU… IT MEANS HE HATES YOY SO MUCH THAT THE LAST THING HE COULD ALOW … TO A FLESH EATING BACTERIA LIKE YOU… IS TO CONTINUE THE GENE POOL.

Bible Arguments 5

By DeYtH Banger

"When it comes to defending his faith, all Randal can do is revert to special pleading, arguing from ignorance, and repeatedly punting to mere possibilities even though probabilities are all that.
We either start with the brute fact that something has always existed or the brute fact that something popped into existence out of nothing. So the simpler our brute fact is then the more probable it is, per Ockham’s razor. All that scientists have to assume is an equilibrium of positive and negative energy and the laws of physics. This is as close to nothing as science can get. But grant it and physicist Victor Stenger argues, “The probability for there being something rather than nothing can actually be calculated; it is over 60 percent.” As such, “only by the constant action of an agent outside the universe, such as God, could a state of nothingness be maintained. The fact that we have something is just what we would expect if there is no God."

- John W. Loftus

"My claim is that the raw, uninterpreted historical data is simply not enough to believe God raised Jesus from the dead because there can be no relevant background knowledge or “priors” prior to concluding he did. The main reason Christians think the historical evidence for the resurrection is conclusive is because they have already come to believe in a God who did this particular miracle, and that’s pretty much it. Overwhelming numbers of Jews in the days of Jesus did not believe it, along with millions of other people even after being confronted with this so-called evidence."

- John W. Loftus

"We do not think there is sufficient evidence to believe in supernatural forces or beings. Since this is the case, religionists must determine among themselves who is their best contender to face off against us. That process did not happen here precisely because they cannot agree among themselves who should be in the finals."

- John W. Loftus

"All that believers must do is apply the same level of skepticism to their own religion as they do to the religions of others that they reject. This is what I call the outsider test for faith. When believers understand why they dismiss all other religions, they will understand why I dismiss theirs. If they refuse to do this, I merely ask them why the double standard? Why treat other religions differently than you do your own? Believers should be skeptical of what they were taught to accept given the proliferation of so many other religions.

and sects separated into distinct regions on the planet who learned their religion in the same way—on their mama’s knee.

    Be well,
    John W. Loftus"


"Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful

      without having to believe that there are

      fairies at the bottom of it too?"

- Richard Dawkins

"If you think that, you might enjoy Chapter 3 on ‘Arguments for God’s existence’ – the arguments turn out to be spectacularly weak. Maybe you think it is obvious that God must exist, for how else could the world have come into being? How else could there be life, in all its rich diversity, with every species looking uncannily as though it had been ‘designed’? If your thoughts run along those lines, I hope you will gain enlightenment from Chapter 4 on ‘Why there almost certainly is no God’. Far from pointing to a designer, the illusion of design in the living world is explained with far greater economy and with devastating elegance by Darwinian natural selection."

- Richard Dawkins

"If you feel trapped in the religion of your upbringing, it would be worth asking yourself how this came about. The answer is usually some form of childhood indoctrination. If you are religious at all it is overwhelmingly probable that your religion is that of your parents. If you were born in Arkansas and you think Christianity is true and Islam false, knowing full well that you would think the opposite if you had been born in Afghanistan, you are the victim of childhood indoctrination. Mutatis mutandis if you were born in Afghanistan.

    The whole matter of religion and childhood is the subject of Chapter 9, which also includes my third consciousness-raiser. Just as feminists wince when they hear ‘he’ rather than ‘he or she’, or ‘man’ rather than ‘human’, I want everybody to flinch whenever we hear a phrase such as ‘Catholic child’ or ‘Muslim child’. Speak of a ‘child of Catholic parents’ if you like; but if you hear anybody speak of a ‘Catholic child’, stop them and politely point out that children are too young to know where they stand on such issues, just as they are too young to know where they stand on economics or politics. Precisely because my purpose is consciousness-raising, I shall not apologize for mentioning it here in the Preface as well as in Chapter 9. You can’t say it too often. I’ll say it again. That is not a Muslim child, but a child of Muslim parents. That child is too young to know whether it is a Muslim or not. There is no such thing as a Muslim child. There is no such thing as a Christian child.

    Chapters 1 and 10 top and tail the book by explaining, in their different ways, how a proper understanding of the magnificence of the real world, while never becoming a religion, can fill the inspirational role that religion has historically – and inadequately – usurped My fourth consciousness-raiser is atheist pride. Being an atheist is nothing to be apologetic about. On the contrary, it is something to be proud of, standing tall to face the far horizon, for atheism nearly always indicates a healthy independence of mind and, indeed, a healthy mind. There are many people who know, in their heart of hearts, that they are atheists, but dare not admit it to their families or even, in some cases, to themselves. Partly, this is because the very word ‘atheist’ has been assiduously built up as a terrible and frightening label. Chapter 9 quotes the comedian Julia Sweeney’s tragi-comic story of her parents’ discovery, through reading a newspaper, that she had become an atheist. Not believing in God they could just about take, but an atheist! An ATHEIST? (The mother’s voice rose to a scream."

- Richard Dawkins

"I don’t try to imagine a personal God; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.
     
   

    –ALBERT EINSTEIN

   
 

 

 
   

    DESERVED RESPECT

   

    The boy lay prone in the grass, his chin resting on his hands. He suddenly found himself overwhelmed by a heightened awareness of the tangled stems and roots, a forest in microcosm, a transfigured world of ants and beetles and even – though he wouldn’t have
known the details at the time – of soil bacteria by the billions, silently and invisibly shoring up the economy of the micro-world. Suddenly the micro-forest of the turf seemed to swell and become one with the universe, and with the rapt mind of the boy contemplating it. He interpreted the experience in religious terms and it led him eventually to the priesthood. He was ordained an Anglican priest and became a chaplain at my school, a teacher of whom I was fond. It is thanks to decent liberal clergymen like him that nobody could ever claim that I had religion forced down my throat.*

    In another time and place, that boy could have been me under the stars, dazzled by Orion, Cassiopeia and Ursa Major, tearful with the unheard music of the Milky Way, heady with the night scents of frangipani and trumpet flowers in an African garden. Why the same emotion should have led my chaplain in one direction and me in the…"

- Richard Dawkins

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’ A religion, old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the Universe as revealed by modern science might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths."

- Richard Dawkins

"To me, that is religion!’ But is ‘religion’ the right word? I don’t think so. The Nobel Prize-winning physicist (and atheist) Steven Weinberg made the point as well as anybody, in Dreams of a Final Theory:

   

   
     
       
         
            Some people have views of God that are so broad and flexible that it is inevitable that they will find God wherever they look for him. One hears it said that ‘God is the ultimate’ or ‘God is our better nature’ or ‘God is the universe.’ Of course, like any other word, the word ‘God’ can be given any meaning we like. If you want to say that God is energy,’ then you can find God in a lump of coal."

- Richard Dawkins

четвъртък, 20 юни 2019 г.

Comedy: You Got It Wrong

By DeYtH Banger


You got it all wrong… GET ON THE FUCKING LINE AND KILL YOURSELF, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF… IT'S GREAT MENTAL EXERCISE WITH MAIN FOCUS INNER AND OUTER PICK UP WITH PHYSICAL ADEQUACY….



Get soup of validation, that's how I visualize social media…, a soup of validation…. Biild up… monogomonostic anger…  and still once you are with your mom… people just feel the whole manevolount idea… I MEAN I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MARSHALL … BUT MORE LIKELY DO YOU READ MY FUCKING FACE?




If you are fragile… inner… outer fuck… you are not for here but still give a chance to the second place… people get less reward than the first… place and high status has punishment benifits
….. than lower status… and it's more likely a about Human values aka "The Pecular Logic Of Value".





If something is total B.S. that's your life…. Religious, vitlrgin, homeless … wasting time with prayer… IT'S TOTAL PLACEBO… PRAYER… DOESN'T MAKE LIFE BETTER… FOOD BETTER AND EVEN WHAT DOES IT MAKE BETTER?

God?
Higher Being?




How about fuck it… I don't give acess to such being in my life… he is bully…. Dysfunctional and definetly with social deficit and I am not edgy here… I HAVE BEEN READING THE BIBLE FOR A WHILE AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER… KNOWN AS GOD HE IS HAS SERIOUS STALKER ISSUES
WE ARE MADE IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND HERE US THE PROBLEM GOD US ON PROBATION FROM STAND POINT OF BEING JUDGE… SENTENCE:

- This guy has serious stalking issues, with main focus of conning others… lieimg and being selfish.




AND FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL STAND POINT HE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER


PUT THIS IN YOUR HELMET DEAR RILIGIOUS RETARDED FUCKS


THE WHAT THING ON MY LIST IS A GUY ON GRINDER WITH SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES FAMOUS AS GOD TO WATCH ME
HOW ABOUT GO PLAY WIYTH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS



The Bible book serious scam
… it has plot holes, repeation and it doesn't help at all… THAT I HAVE CROSS AROUND MY NECK DOESN'T SAVE ME FROM RAPE MODE TIGER


I got this motherfucker God… easy and simple fuck… all issues - Not really pointed out… but the lack of characters development nothing more leaves to me, than to think that he has got one of tbose personality disorders. I want one of those… or few of those animal chicks… I KNOW IF I AM RELIGIOUS… I GO TO HELL… I KNOW IT'S DEFINETLY FUCKED UP THING


But I want of those aninal chicks… horse chicks… dog chicks or whatever animal she is in favor with… I want to as near to this daughter of bitch as possible… I want to study her life… life issues… it's another "must-to".. goal oriented shit.
So thing goes around… 3 hours you have wasted with this shitty goal… thing… to watch sports… with this goes… time out… breaks of the game with main goal ads.