понеделник, 22 април 2019 г.

Comedy: Lie

By DeYtH Banger

Oh you got a strong opinion and strong opener… how about fuck you… you are just a social media narcissist buddy. The nore you hate the lesd value you give!


YOU NEED NOTIVATION?

Fix your brain… get s lobotony and get raped… sell yourself as most dearest prostitute abd we are definetly not talking about logistics. I was in a bar… when I did a spin move… OR LET'S SAY… WHAT I TRUED AND I FAILED… IT WAS WITH BEHIND METHOD WE MASSIVE RE-THINKING METHOD… + TAP ON THE SHOULDER… LIKE I WAS GETTING VALIDATION… FOR NOT SUCCEEDING


SUCH SUCESS STORIES RAPE ME FROM MY MOUTH UP TO MY ASSHOLE… I LOST STATUS ALONG ALL LINES… PLEASE GIVE ME TIME


NOW I AM LIKE A WAITING PERMISSION BITCH

Stop with lies they are like cancer… the more lies the more awful the cancer it gets worser… I hate people… I blame all and hate all… OKAY…I JUST DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE FAT… UGLY… AWFULL… GO GET MOUTH RAPE AND GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT TO YOUR EXISTENCE… PROBABLY SELFIE BY ITSELF IS SELFISH.

Lies are walking tumor the more you tell… the more you lose hope in humanity… tumors and cancers… they aren't awful… they are preversal accessories…this is the new thing in the fashion industry… I WANT ALL OF THEM.. SYNDROMES… DISEASES… PHOBIAS… SOUNDS… WAY WAY FUCKING COOL… THE MORE I GET THE MORE FASHIONABLE I GET…


THIS IS FREE FASHION
GOT CHOOSE THE SPECIAL ONES


Some people say… be careful… what you wish… IN MY OPINION… BE CAREFUL… WHAT I HOLD IN MY HAND.. BECAUSE WEAK MINDED FUCK LIKE YOU IS THE FIRST PERSON ON MY LIST TO DIE!

I have never been in relationships and right now I am not in any type relationships… one girl asked me… Have ever been in relationship… I answered "Yeah.. with my mom"… she said "seriously… have you?"
… I thought she got my point… my methaphors… but so far we reached as far "Do I get bonus points?" Come on… I want to get raped… I want to kill myself it's self prophecy… COME HE IS PHYSICAL… WHO THA FUCK DOES ALLOW HIM TO BE PHYSICAL FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM… OKAY… LET ME SAY IT AGAIN DUMB BOLD GUY… FUCK YOU AND FUCK 'EM…

VALIDATION
HOW ABOUT GETTING A DICK HOLE… OKAY!


I HATE BUILDING UP MOMENTUM STRATEGIES IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SICK… NOBODY DOES THAT

I FEEL WASTED AND FULL OF HATE… NARROW MINDED FUCK LIKE ME GOES AS FAR FUCKING AROUND WITH PEOPLE… UGHH NICE GUYS… WHY WE JUST DON'T LEAVE KILLERS TO START DOING MASS CRIME STRIKES AND DEAREST FUCK TO ALL FUCKERS…

"FACT: 1 ANENCEPHALY
 

 
    Anencephaly is the absence of a brain and spinal cord. There is no cure and most anencephalic babies die during childbirth. According to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, “a baby born with anencephaly is usually blind, deaf, unconscious, and unable to feel pain. Although some individuals with anencephaly may be born with a main brain stem, the lack of a functioning cerebrum permanently rules out the possibility of ever gaining consciousness. Reflex actions such as breathing and responses to sound or touch occur."


Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger

Anker … anger… a moment of glory and whole lot of silence, it's not my fsult that I quit the whole thing… it just happen, we can play verbal battle games… even go as far my bed worser everyday… but no need for that stinky shit.


My mom boyfriend is a average joe fuck, so far without any type of education, gets pussy. We arw talking about mastering abomination of desparation… on each levels… advance … intermidiate. I hate the moment in which thought need to come out… to pop out… how about derest "FUCK YOU" and the center sucks all people are miserable and all of them hate themselves deeply. We are talking about victim mentality, if facebook has help so far woth something that's with becoming a victim… you just become .. crazy narcisstic fuck who always proofs to others that his life worths ton of value.


I don't get it … social media with helping contributing value …. It gets as far providing propaganda... than any other shit.  JUST THINK ABOUT IT.. NOW ON THE PHONE…IN THE FUTURE SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PERFECTLY BRAINWASH US

I am data fuck up… that's the few dictionary words which people can use to describe me. Before a year, girls used to reject me… with all types of bullshit stories, nowadays… I REJECT THEM…

"THIS BETWEEN US… IT WON'T HAPPEN"

"YOU AND ME… TOGETHER… IS DEFINETLY NOT HAPPENING…"

"I HATE YOU… "

Total recess… fuck… one mother just said

"Be careful… there is possibility car to hit you and even smash you."

- To her  daughter


AS FOR ME I SAID

"Oh great, I am going to fuck a dead body."

I act hard with women.. it's not so hard… It's sinple as hell… it's like not calling them… and never inviting them anywhere… I got pleny on my phone and social media… I DON'T INVITE ANY OF THE…. I AM JUST A MASTER OF SOCIAL CIRCLE

The more less… I call… them tge more build up attraction… I create and as the girl says "I never answer calls" and let's not missthe negative outcome from yesterday… I went into tge set for high five and she said… "DO YOU WANT A SLAP?"

петък, 19 април 2019 г.

Comedy: Dangerous

By DeYtH Banger


People say facts are useless… it's useless to read books which don't improve your life and also sleep deprivation… systematically ruins you… HOW ABOUT GO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU FUCK SCHMUCK CONFIDANT!




IF I HATE ANY TYPE OF PROCESS THAT'S THE THINKING PROCESS… I FUCKING HATE IT… IT'S AWKWARD… IT'S MESSY… IT'S AWFUL AND ALWAYS TIMID AS FUCK



I am not trying to be funny by any type of means… I am just me… sharing… One guy told me that I look like a guy who cheats the system a con artist… how about stop insulting innocent victim like me… I do manifestos… affirmations… the last type of mindset is victimhood mentally….







Sloppy fish… the fate guy..… HOW ABOUT YOY DEAR FUCKS… GRAB COUPLE OF DICKS AND… START INDULGING INTO PRACTICE… NOTHING IS BETTER OFF THAN BLOWJOB WEAK MIND MENTALITY… IT'S TOTAL BEND THE SLEVES ASS




One friend said to me that he lies… he cheated the challenge and we go as far as… a prostitute to him has suggested… "DO YOU WANT SEX?" how about stop being a fat slime fuck and start seeing the reality… CONTAINER FULL OF FART… WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT LEVEL OF DETERMINATING LOGISTICS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GO TO FUCK PROCESS… ALLOW AND AVOID AND IT'S NOT FREE OKAY… SHUZZY???




I FEEL OFFENDED FROM LIARS WHO SAY DON'T HAVE FREE TINE… BUT IN THE END… END UP HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE OUT FOR LONGER THAN PROHIBBITED… PROVISION…


OH GOD
WHY AM I A TOTAL FUCK UP?



WANTING TO KILL MYSELF… IS NOT A SHIT TEST… IT'S REALITY!



They seek pure form of validation… That's all… that's fucking all… minddle finger in front of the face… dumb idea going as far as the argunent we are dumb and smart in the same way… we are the same… we all dumb and we all are smart… little by little…






HOW ABOUT GO GRAB A COCK AND DON'T TRY TO CUT ME OF … LIKE A BIZZARE NOVEL OF STEPHEN KING . I GET IT OKAY… BODY LANGUAGE… BODY FUCK..
 BODY LINGUISTICS .. WHATEVER… HE WAS USING VERBAL WEAK TYPE OF INVESTMENT


Okay here a spoon with syrup for the freaks… if the woman is happy while cleaning the rooms.. or dishes or doing the laundry… it means this bitch had sex okay… I KNOW IT… HOW LONG STORY… SHORT TOLD! AT HOME I AM LIKE LABORATED RAT… ALWAYS LEARNING… NEW SKILLS… AND CONSUMING..




SO FAR THE LAST WORDS WHICH I USE… NOT SURE FOR WHAT TYPE THEY ARE… BUT.. I SOUND LIKE I AM DESCRIBING A LAZY FUCKING SNOB



Look life sucks… it's more longer than 5 minutes of disaproval… Come on society be biased to rape me… come on… life sucks… give one more pickle… suprise!


вторник, 16 април 2019 г.

Comedy: Sorry?

By DeYtH Banger






Sorry for what?
You are taking the fault of your father for making mistake and saving money and not buyin… condom? Or being a jerk as far as devil gets?





LETS GET AS FAR AS THE LEASH
STORIES SUCK
SO DOES YOU… GO GET YOUR LICENSE!


OH COME ON… WHAT'S WITH SECOND THOUGHT… WHAT'S WITH AWFUL BREATH… COME ON… FUCKING KILL ME!


I DEFINETLY FEEL BAD FOR THIS FUCKING TROLL… LET'S GIVE HIM A BOWL FULL OF DOPAMINE .. IT'S TOTAL… BEHAVIOR REWARD SYSTEM INSTALLATION





Charisma and Brad Pit face is great… how about flesh go rot in hell and Hope James Bond goes as far as to choke to somebody's big large dick… I hope from guts and from all… I HOPE ALL AVERAGE PEOPLE GO PPAY THE GAME "FUCKING KILL YOURSELF… DON'T YOU GET IT?"



Nothing ruins my day than bowl with… soup full of rejection… it's clear sign with message "FUCK YOU" recipe.
My opinion about Brad Pitt.. how about go get bag of semen, because YOUR GEBETICS SUCK AS FAR AS YOUR MOTHER  WISHED… SHITTTY FUCK LIKE YOU HAD ENDED IN A HANDJOB





IMAGINE HOW FAST AND BEAUTIFUL WERE THE OTHERS… BRAD PITT… FACE JAW LINE .. FAST SEMEN AND LET'S NOT MISS AND SKIP THAT THIS SCHMUCK IS S FLESH EATING BACTERIA




I hope Brad Pitt wake up near to a homo erection festival as far as the funeral goes is… "BRAD'S GENES POOL… SUCK AS HELL"

And really me, sorry for what?




HUMANS ARE BORN INTO A GENETIC WATER WASTE OF IGNORANCE… THE POOL AND LEVERAGE GETS HIGHER EVERYDAY


HERE IS MESSAGE TO ALL FUCKS WHICH CONTINUE WITH THE BULLSHIT BELIEF "COMFIRM MY BIAS… MY IDEAS … GIVE ME VALIDATION… COMFIRM MY INNER LEVEL BELIEFS"… HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU


HOW STRONG IS THIS TYPE OF VALIDATION, PIGGY FUCK!

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