сряда, 14 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: PunchLine (3)

Oh Good Evening guys..
 I know that you are happy to see me… after all your life is miserable.. . Probably not much is happening in your life… sex… marriage.. . Relationship…


SERIOUS BUSINESS


People just love me… when I start fucking around with gay, fat, SLIM, nerds, politics, random people and all othr mental masturbating categories.


I GOT THE GUTS AND THIS FUCKERS… HAVE NOTHING HANDY IN LIFE


What's wrong with people?
They read shit… talk about shit… do shit…


I mean… what's wrong with them?



Sometimes life isn't as handy as you think.


He: Tell Me a story
Me: Like what
He: Something
….


He: You are not funny!


SO WHY YOU FUCKING FUCKER DON'T GO AND PLAY WITH HIS COCK…
COME ON… COME ON IT'S THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET


When people start saying stuff like

"If I tell you… What I work… after that… I should kill you…"

I like to take this moments… to express myself


"Oh as for me… If I tell you what I work... I should cut of your mom and father heads as for you.... Still you gonna be a virgin."

Do you ask yourself?

I ask myself

Why in the bible there isn't any cockroaches?
Why in the bible there isn't DNA?
Why in the bible there isn't anything written about micro cells…?


AND in the end we believe in God and what more bothers me is that is said


THIS SCUMBAG SEES THE FUTURE

Any interesting things around you… people?

Like funerals, babies, suicide, homicide, hatred, love


Funerals - Private Parties (Too Much Free Food)
Babies - Kill This Fuckers.. . 1$ dollar for each
Suicide - Free Pop Corns, More Food and Drinks



Masturbating is a process… when you can't touch… you do things to fill the social holes.


When you are stupid you are loud in your dreams…


OH… OH SO YOU NOW CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKER


Let's do something in this life… get a knife and stab each old fuck… Too old… nothing much going in their life.


понеделник, 12 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger


Greetings SHITTY Fuckers.. . I see too many moms to bang…

I am failure like my father, but so far
As for now I don't have with whom to compare…


THIS FUCKER DIED



It's sad story like my mother… she sad bitch.… She brings strangers in home and wants me to have a face of fucked and bitch. I mean look her… she is DESPARATE for cock…


DOES THIS WHOLE STORY MAKE ME GAY?

Because so far her interests aren't on my list.





IT'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

She always gets fucked as for me… I want to kill her or if not let me face the whole situation. To be in the room… jerking off…

To take notes after all I am typical beta male.


Today, I was on the internet I read that I babe has water in life…


IN MY OPINION THIS FUCKER HAS GOT DAMAGED GOALS


Look son of a BITCHES.. . If you promise me sweets when I get in heaven… Tomorrow.. I am getting a ticket!

The truth for all girls here…

IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BOYS FRIENDS… STOP SOCIALLY LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT… ALL THIS FRIENDS SECRETLY ARE INTETESTED IN BANGING YOU

IT GETS ME VERY VERY NERVOUS WHY PEOPLE LIE TO OTHERS WITH NICENESS

- "You are a Brilliant worker… we gonna call you.. To higher you for a new job."

- "Great… great… wait we gonna call you after 7 days"

People lie about work, job about everything… what's your thing with being nice…


MY FAVOURITE PART IS WHEN A GIRL IS NICE TO A GUY WHICH SHE REJECTS


COME ON BIATCH… TELL HIM THE TRUTH… COME ON… DON'T YOU HAVE THE GUTS… BIATCH?

So here is my advice for average people.. kill yourself… or kill bunch of people… or kill PLENY of cops or kill doctors… or suicide… or Rob a bank… bomb a subway…

GO FUCKING DO IT…
WE PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ADVICE IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET AS FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU



Comedy: (Punch Lines) 1

Everyone who gets offended by now or later… go and suck a dick for a Christmas.. . Wank your dick or if you don't have wank a dick of stranger.



I know it kills you inside… but

STOP EATING YOU ALL FAT FUCKS




The difference between you two

(1) Fat
(2) SLIM

The (1) is too expensive and (2) is cheap. So look fucks… I am not searching for a woman who make me poor, to destroy me home with her weigh (depression) and I am not planning soon visiting and corrupted doctors.

If you get offended here is the thing kill your kid… Show love to God…

SACRAFICE
SACRAFICE



Comedy: (Punch Lines)

By DeYtH Banger

Beg biatch… THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOTHER GET ON HER KNEES

Suicide… in the name of the sport kill yourself… it's great thing it needs commitment… action… IT'S SO BIG STEP THAT YOUR MIND AND BODY CAN'T FACE IT

Final resolution Fuckers.. . GO GET A GIN AND SHOOT YOURSELF… IF THERE IS GOING TO BE FUNERAL… Put more food.. .That's the moment When I am going to come.


Good morning… evening and night trash cans… how is your mom? We had a great time yesterday!

Why you don't try to shut your mouth… because life sucks and ad for you… you are going so far levels in life that you feel honor in sucking dicks.


Good Nigh, Fuckers… Are you happy? How is your day?

DON'T ANSWER… DON'T ANSWER IT'S BORING TOPIC AND SO FAR ANSWERS ARE JUST THE BULLSHIT STORY YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF


I know why you are here… I know very well… you feel miserable… you don't have the guts… in real life you see yourself as a brilliant master… but in reality you are a trash. Nothing special about you and about you and about you…

GO AND kick the shit out of your mom… don't worry this bitch deserves it.


Comedy: Here Is

By DeYtH Banger


Here is the thing… schmucks

I am:

- Arrogant
- Brutal
- Mean
- Witty



YOUR OPINION ABOIT ME IS 99% BULLSHIT 1% TYPICAL FORM OF JEALOUSY


So BITCHES get out… take photos of how people are:

- Kissing
- Fucking
- Licking
- Playing
- Teasing
- Talking

Go home  … go on the internet do your research…


BAG OF BETA MALES FUCKERS


BETA FUCKS HATE CLOWNS WHEN START MAKING JOKES ON THEM

So once I was joking with new people who I met the jokes at first were on me… then it came to them.. messing around all of them.

IT WAS LIKE MIX SET OF FUCKERS… GIRLS AND BOYS… I WENT SO FAR THAT RED EYES AND SMILE COULD BE SPOT… THEY WANTED MY JOKES TO BE ON ME


BUT SORRY SICK PRICK…  IT'S AIN'T HAPLENING


In this world in which we live there are

- Natural guys (People who just know… how to do it ..)

- Manipulators  (Manipulative fucks.. .who stay hours… days… weeks in studying how to seduce, escalate, impress, express… and so many other things)

As for me... I like too see myself as the guy who wants to get inside by using the back door… and so far zero wasted time.

Comedy: Thoughts

by DeYtH Banger


Some fuckers aren't lucky like other people... some people have the same thoughts repeated thousand times... such people like this one are good for a  one role... no pleny dialogue...


COME ON
COME ON FUCKER
WE HEARD THIS STORY 1000 TIMES... WE KNOW THE END... THE BEGINNING AND THE MIDDLE... HOW ABOUT INSTALLING A NEW ENQUIPMENT IN YOUR MIND


First of all don't cherish such bummers,
Second of all pray to go this fuckers do die
Thrid in the name of the sport go and kick a cop... he is nor smart than this fuckers which I pointed as in the first place... kick this bummer and you gonna get something like a  2 months subscription for the cinema...


Thoughts at first place can be fucked up.. can be negative... positive... bad... good... it doesn't matter... disgusting... sick.... it doesn't pay so much after all.


I LIKE WHEN I GO OUT AND SEE NERD WATCHING GIRLS WHO ARE MORE COOLER THAN THEM... MORE HOT THAN THEM... I LIKE THE WAY THIS DILDOS ARE GETTING SWEATY... NERVES... GETTING BLUSH

I LIKE THAT... 
MY OPINION ABOUT SUCH SITUATIONS IS THAT THIS PEOPLE ARE TAKING NON-SSTOP PICTURES OF THIS GIRLS IN THE THEIR HEAD


AND ONCE THEIR HOME THEY GO TO THE BEST PORN SITE AND START TYPING EVERYTHING WHICH THEY ARE MISSING IN THEIR LIFE


It's great that in this world in which we live that we can see such pricks lurking around... I mean.... after all this guys are feeling more guilty than others... are more depressed... are more worried... I am more shy and have more thoughts for ending their life.


IT LOOKS LIKE THIS DOPE NERDS GOT FREE TICKETS FOR THE ROLLER COASTER


Let's look it for real by seeing and such people living in our world... people like me... get higher in the market... for mating...


Review: The Shyness and Social Anxiety System

The Shyness and Social Anxiety System The Shyness and Social Anxiety System by Sean Cooper
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% "“If I
valued myself, what would I do?” Would you start by taking care of your body? Of
course you would. Start exercising and working out, eat healthy food, etc. Once
you start doing this, you really do feel entitled to be confident and expressive,
because your mind sees that you are taking actions that show you value yourself.""
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% "difficult to feel like you are entitled to other peopleʼs friendship and affection when
that is the way you are living your life. You are acting in a way that says: “I do not
value myself,” and that comes across when you talk to other people.
So the first step is to start treating yourself like you value yourself. Think:"
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% ""Treating Yourself Like You Value Yourself
I have found that it is much harder to be confident around people if I donʼt
take steps to show myself that I value myself. For example, if youʼve sat around
your house all day eating Cheetos and playing video games, itʼs going to be
pretty difficult to not think other people are superior to you. Itʼs going to be pretty"
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97%
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "The problem is that we swim in our thoughts... and our thoughts are shaping a fake reality... by using fake data from past...for the present and future moments...

....

The whole thing is just try to focus on the now things..."
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "forget about it! Itʼs done man, you canʼt go back to that. The river keeps flowing.
Stay in the present!”""
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "10
years, 10 months, 10 minutes or even 10 seconds ago, then you are not able to
focus on the only place where your actions can make a difference, which is the
present.
You canʼt affect the past or the future. I remember when I was learning to
play a new instrument a friend said: “If you mess up or play the wrong note,"
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% ""Your thoughts about the past are also not real. When you think about your
past, you are reliving something that happened before. It may be true that you
are thinking about a real event that happened, but the point is actual event is not
happening right now. If you are constantly focusing on things that happened"
November 10, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "103 out of 113"
November 10, 2018 – page 103
50.99% ""If you are ever wondering “Whatʼs the right thing to say in this situation?”,
STOP. Start to install the belief that what you say is the right thing to say, not
because itʼs a great comment, but because it comes from you. Donʼt be afraid to
say things that are boring or obvious. People are perfectly satisfied talking to
another, regular, normal person.""
November 10, 2018 – page 100
49.5%
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Or maybe you have one or two people who
you can “be yourself” around, but when you try to talk to other people you donʼt
know what to say and become inhibited?
Many people who I teach often assume that they need to learn some new
social skills to improve their personality. This isnʼt true at all in most cases.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""What I am trying to get you to do here is to get in touch with the way you
naturally act when you donʼt feel the pressure of other peopleʼs eyes on you.
Do you ever notice how at home you walk completely relaxed and normal,
yet become self conscious in public?"
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Donʼt worry
about your temperature being too low, thatʼs not your issue right now.
Yes, there are some people who could benefit from being more inhibited.
But if you are reading this book, thatʼs not you. You need to focus on disinhibiting
yourself.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""How do I respond to this? Yes, the world does need a certain amount of
inhibition. But not you. The key words are “a certain amount.” You have such an
excessive amount of inhibition, you are like someone with a fever telling me that
some temperature is necessary for people to stay alive. If you have a fever, the
best thing to do is to focus completely on reducing your temperature."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "2. "Will it sound good?"
3. "What's the best way to say it?"
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4. ...and only then do they actually say it.
This type of thinking is called Self-Monitoring, and it's bad for several
reasons:"

- Sometimes this process slowdowns and it really fucks you up..."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""For example: Is what you say next going to be liked? Are your clothes
representative of your personality? Will the way you walk give off the right vibe?
What's the right body language? Will doing this or that make you seem less
smart? Do people secretly respect the way you are?
This is the process shy people go through before they say or do something:
1. "What should I say next?""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Unfortunately, as great as this sounds, there is no magic technique to
achieve it. It happens over time, as you gain more experiences and start to live
the concepts I have laid out here for you.
89""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "to get to a point where you are much less dependent on other peopleʼs reactions
for you to feel okay about yourself as a person. You want to start having more
control over your own emotions and increase your indifference to what people
think of you."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""If someone teases you, do you feel affected? If someone criticizes you, do
you feel the need to keep talking and convincing other people you are not what
they said you were? It simply shows you care about their opinions too much.
Instead, you want to remain unaffected by peopleʼs negative reactions. You want"
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""One of the biggest issues I see with people who have shyness and social
anxiety is that they are very dependent on other peopleʼs validation and approval.
They rely on other peopleʼs acceptance.
If someone has the ability to make you feel worthless simply by giving you
disapproval, then they have all power and control over you. You have given your
power away by requiring their validation.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""Implement this mindset in everything you do. The fact that sometimes you
get approval and sometimes disapproval from other people says nothing about
you. It's useful feedback, but the idea in your mind that you must/should/ought
constantly meet otherʼs standards to get approval and positive reactions or
else feel hopelessly inadequate is completely false.""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09% "That's the problem... that's the main problem... mostly main happiness and approval... and self-esteem is conditional... "IF" something happens... he or she is going to get more "Up"... if not... more "down""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09% ""For each person building self esteem based on an accomplishment, an
ability, physical appearance, and so on, they feel good about themselves for as
long as their skills, abilities, and accomplishments remain intact. Yet when their
skills, relationships, accomplishments and so on change, they lose themselves in
the process. Is this self-worth? No, it's "things' worth," not self-worth.""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09%
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "•Self-Consciousness: If you can walk and move normally when alone in
your house, but then feel tense and self-conscious in social situations, itʼs
because you are super aware of how other people are seeing you. Instead of
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letting your legs and body move themselves like you usually do, you are trying
to monitor what other people will think of your actions and you try to adjust them
manually.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Here are some examples of behaviours that come from needing to meet
other peopleʼs standard to get them to approve of you:
•Insecurities: If you are concerned about any “defect” you have, and
constantly check how it looks in mirrors, and measure it somehow constantly,
then you are worrying that the defect makes you unworthy of their approval."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "This explains a lot of ... with what mindset you get inside... your body is showing what deeply down you feel...

So after all... failure comes from inner place!"
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Do you remember back to the beginning of this book when I told you that
social anxiety was rooted in a fear of disapproval? Yes?
You are socially anxious because deep in your mind you have a core belief
that says: “I must be loved. I must be approved of.” When you are in social
situations, you are constantly trying to make sure people do not disapprove of
you.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "So here is the thing... if you laugh about it... it's ain't needy or nice...
...

Just as first you need to clean up few one-liners and punchlines..."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "The problem is that we see ourself as inferior and that's what really fucks us over in the end..."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""The importance placed in modern society on proving oneʼs worth, on material
success, on status, on measurable achievement is acutely felt by children. To be
loved, accepted, and valued, they must produce the desirable responses. People
are recognized on the basis of what they have produced -- not on who they are.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Maybe you have heard before how inferiority is the result of comparing
yourself to others. If you compare yourself to others and come up short, then you
feel a sense of shame about yourself. Itʼs easy enough for others to tell you to
“stop comparing yourself to others,” but itʼs much more difficult to live that
philosophy.
In the first place, you have been conditioned since childhood to achieve.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "This book is pointing out deep problems... most people miss them other skip them... but look you suckers... you can't get far without cleaning up the shit before it..."
November 10, 2018 – page 56
27.72%
November 9, 2018 – page 23
11.39%
November 9, 2018 – Shelved
November 9, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read
November 9, 2018 – Started Reading"

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неделя, 11 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Statements

by DeYtH Banger



Let me put you in the flow... after so much dicks sucking... I think you feel very dizzy, don't ya?

"Your dad is dead..."


- So what, can I do for that?... get to a funeral... kiss and touch a dead body... stay for hours... to waste... feeling sad for 1-2 years ot less and what's the whole thing about it?
Life is short and I am not interested in that type of emotions


"You grandfather is feeling bad, probably soon he is going to die."


- Yeah sure... that's great... after all God cares for some people and for others he doesn't.


"I had a great time..."

- Where do you see this fucking face of "interested"... so far I am not itnerested in that shit... don't you see... I am interestsed in people getting raped... misery... after all that's what happens to others not me... please don't tell me stories of your happiness...



"What's your favourite subject in school?'

- Do I care about your question? and Does my answer going to change your life?
...

So far I left with the impression that school is wasted time... 12 years of labels, hatred, anger, sadness, useless information, useless subjects, fucked up teachers, screw up teachers, screw up kids... 





"Won't you go and see your grandfather? (probably soon enough he is going to die"


- Okay... first of all I am trying something new... I am trying to act positive in life so to live more... I am not selfish person... but I am trying to be less negative.... second of all


WHAT IS THIS FUCK IS GOING TO GIVE ME?
LIKE WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING TO BE HIS ADVICE... WHEH HE WAS ALIVE... HE WAS LIKE


"I won't give you advice"

and now here is like

"I am ready to give you advice for life..."



WHAT'S GOING TO BE?
TO SHAVE MY COCK?
TO FUCK MORE BITCHES?
TO START TRYING SUCKING MY COCK?
TO DON'T GO FUCK SLUTS?


Why we don't play another game... much more cooler... stay there... when it's 01:00 in the morning I am going to come... in your room naked... I am going take a chair and sit on the righ corner and start playing with my dick...

It makes me feel good after all such sick fuck like you is going remember me as the last thing he has saw in life.


Comedy: Social Entry

By DeYtH Banger


I went too far… I just went too far .. some lines shouldn't be crossed… how THA fuck… people say a joke without even working on thecone-liner thing… punch line thing and the most important part body language.





I STILL GO INTO THE LONG STARE… ALSO KNOWN AS STATE… OF STARING.. . OVERTHINKING

STARING



I CALL THIS LEVEL THE CORKY FUCK




Wonders…

It really gets to my attention why people like old folks… aka dead folks… don't die?


I mean… why they don't have inside them… a chop of self-hatred, self-disgust, self-destruction behavior?


Or if it even possible massive mood changes… it's total instant killer.





"From where my material is comming?"

- From the air (looking into the sky/celing)… (pointing finger… above)… the FUCKER who lives in the sky… sends me emails.




YOUUU… WANNA KNOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT GOD?

HE IS A FUCKED UP.. SCREW UP PERSON… THIS IS WHY I PRAY IN THE NIGHT FOR TO PLAY WITH MY DICK… I KNOW HIS ROUTINES… TYPICAL CHILD MOLESTER



When got doesn't kill or doesn't get any down there Sacrafices… from his flesh bacteria friends..… he starts rapeing, killing and even molesting children.

Religion is tge only subject… which has a voice .. bit people can't question it… and no strong arguments have been shown on the table of the believers. So see believers as people who run life with a placebo effect…

Down here the folks  are corrupted so does and God
After all we were created in his image and likeness.



WARNING… WARNING



If you have kids start killing them… making them into soup +50 dollars more you get for per child… making them suicidal… ruining their lifes trying to influence them into taking the worst path in their life…

It's a deal of 150 dollars per child…


Don't worry…
Do your thing we already monitor social media accounts - Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Google Plus, Instragram and etc… also and your computer desktop and camera we have access to and soon enough and to your memories



DON'T FEEL SORRY… PUT A CHIP UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU GONNA GET 500 DOLLARS FOR PER CHILD



"Excuse me… lady… with this cigar in your hand you look like a street SLUT."

"Oh god… stop talking… I can see cigar which is burning … that's a fire…   THAT'S A FUCKING FIRE… it's time to put it off."

"Him: Oh so you are joking?
Me: Yes
Him: But next time this down people won't be joking
Me: So you don't have a life?
Miserable security prick.. your colleague… said that their no rules"