понеделник, 30 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible (Proper Arguments... Jehovah Witness)

by DeYtH Banger

“Better is a dish of vegetables where there is love than a fattened bull where there is hatred.”
Proverbs 15:17
“I, Jehovah, am your God, the One teaching you to benefit yourself, the One guiding you in the way you should walk.”
Isaiah 48:17
“Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need, since the Kingdom of the heavens belongs to them.”
Matthew 5:3


“You must love your neighbor as yourself.”
Matthew 22:39
“Just as you want men to do to you, do the same way to them.”
Luke 6:31
“Happy are those hearing the word of God and keeping it!”
Luke 11:28
 “When a person has an abundance, his life does not result from the things he possesses.”
Luke 12:15
“So, having food and clothing, we will be content with these things.”
1 Timothy 6:8
“There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving.”
Acts 20:35

- The bible is written by many authors... it's not holy written from God it's written from many people it's mass manipulation... we got social media we got twitter the more believers manipulate. Beliving in invisible force... makes you happy... so the holy fuck... the emptiness which you feel is something which God needs place...

What a silly crazy arguments and this doesn't stop us from moral conduct... cherry picking from the bible... this is some kinda joke?
You say that you believe then you
Cherry pick
How about

GETT ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB
AT LEAST WE ARE NOT DOING CHERRY PICKING UP HERE!



“Throw your burden on Jehovah, and he will sustain you. Never will he allow the righteous one to fall.”
Psalm 55:22
“The plans of the diligent surely lead to success, but all who are hasty surely head for poverty.”
Proverbs 21:5
“Do not be afraid, for I am with you. Do not be anxious, for I am your God. I will fortify you, yes, I will help you, I will really hold on to you with my right hand of righteousness.”
Isaiah 41:10
“Who of you by being anxious can add one cubit to his life span?”
Matthew 6:27
“So never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties. Each day has enough of its own troubles.”
Matthew 6:34
 “Make sure of the more important things.”
Philippians 1:10


“Do not be anxious over anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication along with thanksgiving, let your petitions be made known to God; and the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and your mental powers by means of Christ Jesus.”
Philippians 4:6, 7


- I like playing in the arrogant arrow... role... to be in this downside... fucking going forward with fucking around... SO here is the thing science is science... stable foundaments... bible is unstable shit... stop talking in complex words... going around the point... over the point but never on the point... that's the bible... I read those above arguments.

CLEARLY
VERY ADAPTABLE SHITTY FUCKER

DOING COMEDY IN OTHER LANGUAGE.. ... IS HARD!?

HOW ABOUT GO DOWN AND SUCK YOUR DICK... YOU GAY FUCK
GAY FUCKS SUCK
IT'S PROPER ARGUMENT FOR TONIGHT SHOW




HUSBANDS/FATHERS


“In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. A man who loves his wife loves himself, for no man ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cherishes it . . . Each one of you must love his wife as he does himself.”

Ephesians 5:28, 29, 33

“Fathers, do not be irritating your children, but go on bringing them up in the discipline and admonition of Jehovah.”

Ephesians 6:4

WIVES

“The wife should have deep respect for her husband.”

Ephesians 5:33

“You wives, be in subjection to your husbands, as it is becoming in the Lord.”

Colossians 3:18

 CHILDREN

“Children, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous. ‘Honor your father and your mother’ is the first command with a promise: ‘That it may go well with you and you may remain a long time on the earth.’”

Ephesians 6:1-3

“You children, be obedient to your parents in everything, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord.”

Colossians 3:20


- So what?... I need to be obedient to my parerents?
How about go fuck yourself!

More proper and exact argument and on the point I can't give you than this one here!

Subjections?
Who tha fuck are you
GO kill yoursewlf
Silly fuck!

Manipulation of Jehovah... go fuck yourself!

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неделя, 22 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Atheist

By DeYtH Banger


Hello and I am atheist... I do not like God... he sucks men. Oh men god... pray to whatever you believe...

When I fuck... I am like a torpedo!
What's with the reaction channels... fuck you guys... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR REACTIONS!

Killers... oh god killers... fucking killers they are people who just don't have any plans .. that's why they schedule killing serious people...

As the wisdom goes "I want more from us"

Comedy:

- Bringing up material with question... stop that... bad move you FUCKING TWAT

- Asking question "How are you?"... ugh... ughh you suck... they ask it not because they care... they just do it.

- Most comedians awful and jealous

- Today people who are here the people least have what to say

- Bad day?
Bad night?

Oh fuck you men... you suck... okay... zip it up drink it up and stop doing comedy.


- I went to watch comedy clinic... I am full on suicide... I WANT TO KILL MYSELF UP...
I AM TOTAL SUICIDE SQUAD

- Horror movies?
The lies on open mics

Worst night?
It sucks


OKAY MEN... I THE IDEA OF YOUR PAID SHOWS EGO BOOSTER... BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND... YOU ARE NOT FUNNY


I am typical class A dysfunctional... unique and definetly want to kill myself.

Comedy: Abstract

By DeYtH Banger

We always look for excuses for less actions and do less set of good healthy behaviors. We are fucked up!

WE NEED COMFORT ZONE
WE WANT TO BE SAFE



We are holy fuck, pathetic

So the news around the people is nothing new around the shade to be honest... mentally ill society.
Lesbians go with "gay"
Gays go with "gay" and still

In the beginning fuckable - lesbians... as for now... the last fuckable person on the planet.
We suck men
We as society we suck... the moment



"Trouble", knocks on the door or apocalypse... I AM GOING OUT MEN... I FINDING MY WAY OUT

I thought about watching back porn... but no fucking connecting... I AM BETTER OFF READING THE BITCH ON THE BED WITH Chains and asking



"What turns you on?"



But still isn't that easy finding life sucks... police is horrible idea... horrible job... first your life sucks... second of all no fun at all.
If I want that kinda life "I am planning to stay home and do voice over of my negative thoughts"

I am smart... clever... wise... the secret is that I got balls and practice and you got skills from theory. So do me favor

KILL YOURSELF

I go to a clinical psychologist... most of my life goes around that ... I GO THERE BECAUSE I FOUND OUT
I NEED LEADER IN MY LIFE
I NEED AND HAVE THE DESIRE SOMEBODY TO BE IN CONTROL IN MY LIFE
SOMEBODY TO ANALYSIS MY LIFE

SO FAR HIGHTLY DYSFUNCTIONAL

If I was in your place... depression...
I won't stay alive... but go straight up to action... fuck you
Fuck 'em

Lets have party
Men I was on facebook.... right now my exact thoughts go in flow with

"Kill yourself"

Suicide is great method... principle... I hope I die when I get heart attack...
I hope I die when having symphony of heratattack... laugh you sick fuck...
I DO NOT LAUGH MEN
I FUCK MEN

NEWBIES AND AMATEURS LAUGH
I HATE HIGHT HOPES ABOUT MYSELF ONE OF THEM IS TO DIE WHILE BEING UNDERWATER IS CALLED "I SUCK... SO THY DIE" TYPICAL SHAKESPEARE...

ON ANOTHER THOUGHT THIS VERBAL FUCK IS GAY... IT'S CHEAP

I LIKE BDSM... WHY?
MY LIFE SUCKS
I NEED THY LEADER


сряда, 18 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Vote For Me

By DeYtH Banger

Vote for me...
Vote for me...



I AM ALL IN MEN... I AM ALL FOR KILLING HOMELESS
ALL IN

ECO TOILETS - OH MEN HORRIBLE IDEA...
THE CREATORS NEED TO PUT THIS FUCKING IDEA... RIGHT BACK IN THEIR ASS

VOTE FOR ME
I AM GOING TO BE THE BEST PRESIDENT

I HOPE I GET BETTER RUN OVER... BY A CAR
IT'S EXACTLY FUN EXERCISE
MY WAY OF LAUGHING IS LAUGHING OUTRAGEOUS SHIT



Oh men... I want to die...


Whoa, your eyes are not listening your brain... look blind people... asking questions... and looking around and looking away...
Introverted...
Blind fucks are horrible... watchers...
Why God created them?



IT'S FUCKING AROUND MEN...
THAT'S WHY HE DID IT... HE SHOWS THAT HE HAS A WAY TO TELL DARK HUMOR JOKES

People who are in relationships... are the people who are cheating the gene game... most people who got kids it's from accident and the last people who deserve and should have kids.


Part 2


My mom knew very well that from me nothing is comming out… I SUCK
END OF TOPIC

I was fucking backside of a girl which was a prostitute (when you can't get somebody to hear your bullshit and to be around you for your bullshit… for free
…. It's pay time)

She started making noises… while I WAS FUCKING HER… THIS IS NOT LOVE THIS IS FUCKING AROUND


I WANTED TO STAB HER FOR
FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM
MY MOM PUT A TITLE ON ME
.. I KNOW IN WHICH SECTION I GO

"Wipe out genes…"
"You suck"

When I see couples it's awful
…. I WANT TO KILL EACH MEMBER… IT LOOKS SO EASY BUT BELOW THE BELT… BELOW HOLY FUCKEASY CONVERSATION
THERE ARE RULES
METHODS
ABD PRINCIPLE




GOD WASN'T GOOD WITH ALL OF US…

WHEN HE SAW ME… HE SAID
"How much count are the calibrated the natural folks?…"

"…Okay… fuck this guy…"


I fuck the freaks in holy fucking planet… because it's a freak show… you either fuck few freaks to feel better or you go to a prostitute... or last resort you die from desparation.

I had a girlfriend
… okay… just things did not work out
Not my fault… it was her fault…


AS RULES APPLY
LOOL IN OTHER
CARE FOR OTHERS

And I like to follow this shit with -
Blame Others
Judge others



If the fucking prostitute  suck in her work… as such whore…
SLAP THIS BITCH AND ASK FOR
MONEY RETURN
WANT YOU MONEY

You got rights men… this trashy white fucker to go in hell…

Men if you got problems with police or there is police search around your body tell them to be careful with your vital organ… vital "fucking" instrument… Say: "I am a pornstar…"

I like it when women get payback shit…
Cumming in there face us total payback
I hope most toxic bitches die from swallowing there favourite recipe…
One day I gonna put poison  around my body.
. And dick and start killing those manevolount low self-esteem trashy folks.

Come and join the party with this old school national musIC… I hope they choke me or execute me on this shit… IT'S BRUTAL…
WHEN I AM ALIVE…
I DON'T WANT THAT FUCKER AROUND MY BODY


събота, 7 септември 2019 г.

Review: The Cuckoo's Calling

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My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"September 6, 2019 –
10.0%
September 6, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "AS they like to say... long time... no see..."
September 6, 2019 – Shelved
September 6, 2019 – Started Reading"

I don't get it what's with with the new motto and dilema "Lick my ass"... this story so far what I can see... and get and understand it sucks... J.K. Rowling it's in her best lights in Harry Potter's books and fantasy world.. in this detective world... no place for J.K. Rowling if we need to destinguish the style it's like a zialot faggots from the church... good for the 80-90 - fans... bad for the new generation.

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Review: Il Dottore: The Double Life of a Mafia Doctor

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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"September 6, 2019 –
70.0% "Nothing more kills the light in a room than a shade of truth."
September 6, 2019 –
70.0% "Season 1/Episode 12"
September 5, 2019 –
50.0%
September 4, 2019 – Shelved
September 4, 2019 – Started Reading"

- Great work... If I need to be honest, just great... I like the way the end was twisting the beginning was whole other thing... typical David Baldacci, Stephen King... style... twisted...
I like and find it very entertaining when I am around stories like this one... and the tv show was great.

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вторник, 3 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Do It Again

By DeYtH Banger

I like the whole fucking market of cigars... I love it men...
Cigar give cancer
They can make glitch ... bug up your unborn child...
They can fuck over your sexual organs



It's great... God loves you that's always he gives you mission. Cancer fucks... tumor fucks... great.. shit... great mutation...



I AM CLEARLY GOING WHOLE FUCKING ASSHOLE ROLLING
BUT WHATEVER. ...

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK CLEARLY



Masturbation via chocking and streching the pipe of happiness is the drug of the poor people.
Pornography is my rock n roll drug we got empathy, compassion and connection with others... THAT'S WHAT I MAINLY NEED
FOR HEALTHY LIFE
WE MUST NEVER FORGOT THAT PORN HAS SELF-CONFIDENCE, SELF-ESTEEM BOOSTER AND TOTAL 100% APPROVAL FROM OTHERS


BLUE COPS... THEY ARE FAGGOTS
WHAT'S GOING ON MEN... WITH BLUE UNIFORM... GROW THE FUCK UP MEN


I went to a prostitute...

WHEN I CAN'T GET FREE PUSSY... I BUY PUSSY

SO I GOT HUGE AMOUNT BOOSTER...
NOW OUT OF MONEY MEN UGH
IT SUCKS


I do pick up as many people know,mainly because this what you see on the stage is the face of clear desparation. One guy told me every 15 seconds... I need a laugh...
So laugh you fucks
Or I will beat the shit out of you


Interestingly my chances... in pick up is more bigger chance 10 times cops to check out my id card and make search...
Than to get a date...
Pick up is all about "Do it AGain Process"

Each time I do it... I feel suicidal + I worry to do not end up in the police station and start reporting what I am doing and why .
Because pick up is like raping strangers for a goal
Pick up is sll about getting as near to the private sector as possible.. which so far us agai is privacy law
Pick up is a way to make innocent to blend and ti be ready to fuck with you



So sad... I feel so sad for women... so much work up and make up just for one stand up and if lucky soon enough to be in relationship. Me each time I go out... I THINK ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF
FIRST OF ALL I NEED TO ANSWER SHIT TEST
I SHOULD BE FUN...AND CHARASMATIC
I SHOULD TEASE AND FUCK AROUND



Ugh... men too much energy... killing myself lowers calories and it's healthy prociple with priority... diet!?
Men... men masculine men ro fuck tough... and raw that's their style. Their muscles and body help a lot to get away with it.
Me If I start acting out in this style after 24 hours, I am going to be mentally institutionalized and incarcerated. I look in the eyes of notmal as person having mental breakdown...
My mom is like the hungry Africans... always this bitch needy and seeking out a dick just calm all body nervs...
I want come over and kill all her partners...
Let's see who is going to win in this game.
Go whole fucking season of starvstion you sick bitch.
I sm thinking about renaming my mom to "Dick's Bitch", this stands for Richard's bitch.

I was watching suicide tv obe woman was in streak about killing herself... that's great shit... she is now on to me... typical... IOI... Stalker.
I always think about comedy... when I am out... when I am alone...

HOW ABOUT GO KILL MYSELF
EASY AND SIMPLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

WOMEN ARE FULL OF TOXICITY... 10-15 YEARS YOU CAN ABDORB TOXICITY AND YOU WON'T WANT NO FUCKING... NO ANYMORE WOMEN

THE MORE TOXIC ONES ARE THE FREE ONES... NOT THE PAY ONES...
Paid ones tell and say and show how much toxicity you can get... you make up some kinda deal... but with free ones ...

BUCKLE UP MEN
GET READY FOR SHITTY LIFE

Comedy: Life Sucks... Do it Again

By DeYtH Banger

People say write more and more... in more details that's how advice from moron aka comedian sounds like.
Today I am kinda here to make the big line...
I relate with Louis CK, with the idea that he is a pervert... Joe Rogan that's how fail comedian sound like.
Jim Norton... I hate my mom... my parents... that's what relates me with norton and his material.


George Carlin... observation is great that's why I enjoy his material.
Old comedians... you are doing great... new comedians you suck no exceptions in this rule are going be made. English is great language working out material and shit... Bulgarian language makes me to lose my temper... always no energy whatsoever... non emotional...
Okay fuck you!

Old Comedians know where to go... New comedians... each one by one material sucks... Fuck em... stop wasting life and time here.... domino guy you suck...
The gay comedian guys... They suck in both meanings...
I like when one word means few things
I call it language trap!
Most people put dey material on stage... come on men is life so dry men?



If so... I MIST START SAVING MONEY TO KILL MYSELF..
BECAUSE I AM OVER EMOTIONAL MEN

I NEED DRUGS MEN
I NEED SHIT TO KILL MYSELF

Not deep shit... but on the surface shit.
When I wake up... I think that I can make lines and draw lines... but sure as fucking... Hell I can't...

Fart jokes?
They suck
Low calibrated language suck
If today's your material is on one topic also follows the above bullet points...

KILL YOURSELF
If dry material... and clean material is great comedy... re-think about suicide...

IS CLEAN AS FUCK
I HOPE YOUR MOM CHOCKES ON DICK

WHILE WORKING AS PROSTITUTE
TIMES HAS CAUGHT HER
BITCH LAY DOWN





Okay folks... we got bit rush... we got a bunch of horrible of shows and tours and definetly marketing has done it's homework and you are going full cover on procrastinating...

Beer represent friends... family... happiness and joy
So does and coca cola

Diamond represent happy mirrage... happy wife.... great marriage
It totally exploits human error and glitches...
People like you are like the first on the line and trick to be manipulated.

My mom once come back at 2-3 am... in home and I went out of the window and I said

"Hey crazy ... bitch come other day... and other time..."

The guy down the taxi driver is saying
"Who is that?"

She says

"A Crazy neighbor"

I just found out that I have girlfriend... I dodn't know the people who next to me and near me... know me bettter than I know myself... The bitch on the photo is from one show + she ignores me... doesn't me I am in any type of relationship.

Players fuck
People like me end up staring
Which explains a lot of about my horrible life and horrific expectations.

Drunk people and drug addicts... are free of outcome that's how they get most of the bases down... such people are carefree.

Did you know that If you enjoy while you poop to masturbate, sure as in fucking hell you going to enjoy... fingers in the ass + masturbation. Which brings me up to another thought, my sex addiction does not go away... it start to grow more deeper and deeper... we are talking about the roots.

Porn addicts go take cold showers and pray to god for salvation...
HOW ABOUT GO KILL YOURSELF
YOU HOPELESS FUCK



IF YOU NEED TO PRAY TO STAY IN SOBRIETY AND BE SOBER FROM ADDICTION PROBABLY GOD IS SENDING YOU AN MMS
"GO KILL YOURSELF"...

DO NOT DECLINE SUCH OFFERS ... SUCH OFFERS COME ONCE WITH BENEFITS... ID TEICE HAPPENS... MEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE

AS WE CAN SAY
IT'S ONE TIME OFFER... EITHER TAKE IT OR BURN IN HELL

In my life I need to move away and the move along.
I just had chat with my fucking anorexic mom... "Did they feed your vagina?"

Silence... this bitch is getting sex ... .me I am in the waters of desparation...
When woman doesn't have sex for long time she get insane... like mental patient...

ME
I
WANT
TO
KILL
MYSELF

Soon.. I am not getting any sex... "no money... no fun... honey",... I don't have money.