сряда, 29 август 2018 г.

What's wrong?


by DeYtH Banger





I am not creep?

Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!


He is fucked up and screw up,
in the of the day you
end up in your thoughts
fucked up
screw up
and gang up

Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!

I am not sure what to say, sorry for a bad exposition,
but she said that I am creepy,
should be this a pure...
invitation to start fucking her...
sorry... but I am not sure what to say...


Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!


I am sorry for not making any logical sense... but life is going to
stop... the clock too
should I go political or happy?
or you all sad?
...

If you are sad... I have the privillige... of leaving you in that
state... and 


HE DIDN'T CALL!



Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!


I think is possible... after all nobody did said that I can't invite more friends...

...

YEAH , YEAH... YEAH... I know ... I know
...this cock scker sucks...i n the of the day he doesn't say
"Bye"...
but this biatch said
"BYE"

to "How are you?"

Oh god... why so?
...

SWIM BIATCH

and then the security got here and said
"I am creating problems..."

- No I don't ... you COCK SUCKER!

Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!
Fatigue!

Thinking (Part 2) (VG)

by DeYtH Banger


You think and think and think and think, in the end of the day you bother your mind with plenty of shit...


- Can I do this?
- This people hate me!
- This people saw me stealing... (it wasn't really a stealing... I just getting my part of the deal... sorry... but I am on low budged income any money are good to come into my pocket...)
- I can't talk to this girl... (because I need to piss... probably after this..)
- I am really not in the state to talk to this girl (... okay... tomorrow is a new day... new day for new resolutions...)
- I am not really ready... (okay... I have plenty of time to do my stuff... so I will leave the girl aside probably another year I am going to start the business... with girls... not really business... but the thing with talking to girls)

- They hate me (No... they don't... they just see me as very cool person and one a junkyard bitch is going to do with me?)
- He has changed (Oh... god... it's a new life... oh ... god.. is it possible?)
- I won't talk with them... beause they are not anymore my friends (I am very confused... so when then?)
- I won't hit my mom...  but I don't promise to don't kill somebody (It's kinda of irony... but ev everyday I a visualize killing somebody... with a chainsaw or even burning them down...  IT'S AIN'T CREEPY)

- They think that what I am saying is creepy... (Oh god... they have just forgotten my life and who I was and who I were... so sad... and WHAT DO WE DO IN SUCH CASES?)
- The cashier is staring me (oh god... what now... money... you are fucked up psycho or what?... YOU GONNA TELL ME YOUR DARKEST DESIRES...)
- I just don't get it why!? (... Really why people tell me some fucked up shit about themself... like somebody likes a BDSM porn others like GILF AND MILF... oh god and the categories go and go on and go and HOW THE FUCK OFF DO YOU THE WHOLE DEAL?)
- I am not some kinda of ironic and visualistic biatch... (But why I see myself... in suicidal level...)



The fun part of this whole thing... is that I should take my life in my hands... I should do something about my life... just take a knife and cut of few of fingers and the most worst which could happen is to do from blood lost... 

But logically blood lost is going to take something about like a 7 or 12 hours... sounds like paintful job TOOOOOO ME!


I feel sad that I just don't do what my depression side suggests for my best survival...

LIKE FOR EXAMPLE TO THROW MYSELF RIGHT FROM THE WINDOW
SO LOVELY DEADLY... SARASTIC POSITION... NOTHING MORE THAN A DEAD LABEL IN NIGH


- And who really cares about me.... ( I am not some fucked up person... but who really cares about me... when my problems push up I  have lost some of my friends with my jokes...)
- Come on what's bad about knifes and serial killers...  (That you don't have a way to read jokes and you read in a dry way... even throwing few smiley faces won't help you to cope with the joke.... some of the material is harsh and you should know...)
- Okay... I won't tell them that... ( I am not really interested in telling my friends that I am writer... I just don't want them to know... please and fuck jeez....)
- My day is all down... (It's really all down.. I know what I am going to do but... not sure should I do it... I hate my grandmother... morel likely interested in slicing her fingers... one by one... I hate my grandfather more likely to see him on the news... with a message written

"BASHED HEAD.... 1000 STABS ... . A real genius kid goes to next beast level..."

or okay... I gonna write this down on a paper... I hope somebody decides to take this offer serious...)

- ANd what to tell them... ( I am not really feeling good in exposing what really happen and my  emotions... WILL THEY LAUGH?... wHAT REALLY TO DO?... wHAT IFF THEY GET FUCKED UP?.... WHY THEY SCREW ME UP?)

- Too much ... (It's just too much... too much promises to much hangouts... to much meet up and oh.... now... oh... now... what now... no more hangouts no more promises... oh god both ends is harsh enviroment...)

- Really ... (Why people read a clinical psychology books... I read them because it's written stuff like some believes are based upon non ration behavior... sounds great in words but the mind will it bother to take this thought?)



Blood vessels lies and what next?
It doesn't mean that she wants to get fucked... it doesn't mean that she is interested... she is fat... come on... fatty kids are not going with me... come on... who tha fack brough the fat kid... probably yeah it's creepy what I am saying... but in the night if you remove your clothes I will think that you are beaf or a pork in my bed... I don't worry if you wake up in my stomache.

 I am not trying to take your life...
I am just going to take your guts for life..
I want to kill your optimistic
I want to kill your views at all...

NO more life
No more motivation


I am sick,

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неделя, 26 август 2018 г.

FrREe

By DeYtH Banger

What type of freedom is bothering your mind?



Come on you deadly fucker


If we go AND START executing the bible.

Like the 10 commandments  and few more information…




In the bible is written sex is a sin
In the bible is written (with other words…) masturbating/jerking off


(P.S.: The sins are the best thing about you.)

(Note: I always constant worry of getting beaten up… it's kinda of getting too much freedom.)


What type of God is going to excuse the humans sins and put them in heaven?… Come on since when the tickets for this show when in so low prices?

Most fucks aren't unique… most of them are 't for the theater and what now bothers thy mind are:

1) Pornography and pornstars something like theater with actors who always play the constant role of being nude.

(Note: It's not my fault that the deeper shit shot it gets the more people get brain fucked…)


(P.S.: NOOOOOO BIATCH… BLEACH YOUR OPINION… AIN'T PLANIN COMING THY EVER…)


2) Did I lost few friends?

- So Come on.. . You are gone and now you want to safe your back from harsh arguments and feedback!?




Really Thy Fuckers are going to screw up their minds.


Note: And he asked me what I remember and know?… What do you want?… To CONSTANLY proof myself?



Sorry, but this game I won't play!

No proper argument has been opposed and proposed about freedom… language is build upon the roof of slaving mankind.

Comedy: God

By DeYtH Banger


I don't want to blow off the brilliant end, but God doesn't exist. I am not a agonistic or satanistic person who preaches this shit, it's the truth what I am telling to you…


RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK..


I hope you like the truth, I am not insulting you. I am just most likely getting to the top levels of honesty. If you hide a lie behind being a nice and with that guy being a friend…


RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…


Like: "You gonna get a break from work without getting paid" aka known as "You are fired from work."

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…

Why you are not just honest?
GIVE TO YOUR FICK FRIEND A FEEDBACK…





ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF
ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF
ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

(Notes: Then it comes the guy who says "too much girls … is bad.")


- You fuck… you get many GIRLS AND YOU AIN't sharin?



ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF


ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF


But if we think and go in the right direction (NO DICK PICS OR JERK OFF)…  it sounds like he traffics girls and when we get up to the top…



HEEEEEE IS FUCKING ARAB…

….


OH GOD ONE MORE SUICIDE BOOMBER… WHO THA FACK DOESN'T SEE HIS LIFE WORTHY AND GOING WITH SUCH TYPE OF CULTURE?



FAMOUS WITH TERRORISM!?

Comedy: I am Reading

By DeYtH Banger



How does it feel finding out that everything which you know you need to remove from your mind?


ORRRRRR LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING FUCKER WHO GAVE ME A COURSE WHO WAS SAYING WHAT I WAS ALREADY FEELING…



AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE


AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE


The course was "Transformation Mastery" on the first month part I reached it was about sympathy and empathy shit.. . After the meditating release… I wanTed to kill myself…


IT WASSSSSSS A DAMN GOOD RELIEF… FLASHING OUT YOUR VEINS WITH KNIFE AND THIS SON OF A BIATCH IN MY NEW WORK IS CAUSING STRESS INSIDE MY BODY… WHAT TYPE OF EXERCICE AND THING IS GETTING WORRIED AND GETTING ANXIETY?


ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?


ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?



ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?




ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?




ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?





I thought that in life I was doing something after 19 years of staring… BUT NOTHING AT ALL HAS HAPPEN.


THIS STARING AND ANXIWRY AND DEPRESSION COURSE ISN'T MAKING ME INTERESTED IN BUYING MORE SPECTACULAR ROLE AFTER ALL NOTHING AT ALL CAN BE DONE IN THIS JOB… BEING BE-PIVOT IS FUCKED UP.



WHYYYYYY BIATCHES DON'T SPIKE IT UP?






Comedy: It Happen

By DeYtH Banger


I thought my life is getting better from so much support and followers.


BUT NOTHING… REALLY NOTHING ON THIS WAY IS GOING

LIFE IS A DEADLY SON A BIATCH


I thought that my mom knows who is really genius in town… I went out and started talking to my friends… I told them "I am genius.."…


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID



THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID



THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID



THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID


Come on you stop on a bus stop to take a break from life
…. And now on your way some screw wacko… is out there and is pissing in front of you?



Oh GOD WHEN THIS HAPPENS… I WILL FIND JOB FOR THIS NIGHT FIREMAN WALKER.


Each fucker who doesn't get jokes and comedy…
DESERVE ONE OF THIS JAME BOND MOVIES PRECISE HEADSHOT

 where is he going in this life?



Don't shallow
Don't go deep




In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!


In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!


In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

Quote (Today's)

As for today... I am thinking about?



Now

by DeYtH Banger



Life is a lost hope... you now bother around thousand of diversities and choices. You after 10 years you just don't know where to go.

This now is what's bothering my mind, I have been around reading for "How to get social"... and the topics got greater and greater from PUA's up to Depression Epidemics to Supressing sexual thoughts and even more deeper...



TO BE HONEST THIS IS MY SHIT... THAT'S WHAT I LIKE... THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO BE AROUND... IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME FEW YEARS TO GO OVER THIS PILE OF SHIT... 

Everyone knows me like the guy with no-limits or even the guy who goes deeper level. But still let's stop, let's  stop!

...

What will happen if I tell you the next days you gonna spend in home and reading my books and even not going out and socializing?




- This hurts... but in the end of the day we think social media and the news on TV are great pleasure, but guess again... who is pulling the strings of your dolls?

Review: Gotham: Dawn of Darkness

Gotham: Dawn of Darkness Gotham: Dawn of Darkness by Jason Starr
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"April 3, 2018 –
50.0%
April 3, 2018 –
20.0% "This is what you need... a fresh juice from a city fulfilled and build upon corruption."
December 22, 2017 –
20.0%
December 1, 2017 – Shelved
December 1, 2017 – Started Reading"


- I am not crazy fuck or some kinda psycho... but the new Gotham which is with new Bruce Wayne and Detective Jim Gordon and The Riddler... Is something which hasn't been experienced in the comic world since the Dark Knight - With The Joker - Heath Ledger.

...

If somebody is interested to experience the new joker... - The 2018... (one)... this book and The TV series are the best choice you can ever get.

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Helpful 2017-8

It's time for some fun...

...

Scroll down the videos and find the best one!



 

четвъртък, 23 август 2018 г.

Review: Tough Times Never Last, but Tough People Do!

Tough Times Never Last, but Tough People Do! Tough Times Never Last, but Tough People Do! by Robert H. Schuller
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"What gives some person the power to fight on after the loss of a precious loved one, after experiencing torturing physical pain day after day? There is no substitute for deep abiding faith. If we hold on, we will win out! Unquestionably the profound faith and the beautiful providence of God produce a strong and unquenchable optimistic mental attitude."

- I saw this paragraph... and I am not interested in continue the book... this guy is fucked up...


...

God doesn't exist
If god existed... who tha fack will leave the creature who look like him... in depressive and stressful state?


I like how the whole thing things started
the tip like "Keep Going..."

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сряда, 22 август 2018 г.

Review: Oooooh . . . Say It Again: Mastering the Fine Art of Verbal Seduction and Aural Sex

Oooooh . . . Say It Again: Mastering the Fine Art of Verbal Seduction and Aural Sex Oooooh . . . Say It Again: Mastering the Fine Art of Verbal Seduction and Aural Sex by Alan Roger Currie
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"July 7, 2018 – page 113
51.36%
June 12, 2018 – page 102
46.36% "There is something useful in this book.. it's all about dig up deeper."
June 11, 2018 – page 94
42.73%
June 11, 2018 – Shelved
June 11, 2018 – Started Reading"


- I am not really proud about this book some of the stories and principles... are typical direct way... come on... you can't go and do it like this way....

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понеделник, 20 август 2018 г.

DeYtH Banger - How to Talk to Anyone (Junior Talker #4)

by DeYtH Banger

20/08/2018



#NEW#







Description: 


There is a way how to talk to people, how to manipulate people... most people know how others don't know. 

So what will happen If I today tell you that:

  • I get paid to talk to people
  • My work gives me a chance to stay how much I want and when I want
  • I do what I want (Almost)
  • And in exchange I need to talk to people and I will get paid




Download/Online Read:

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What's life?

by DeYtH Banger



We humans always persue costant goals which we put...

- To finish school
- To finish work
- To get more money
- To Improve my life
- To improve my mindset
- To get more motivated
- To Finish the new TV series
- To finish the new Game
- To Start playing a new Game
- Stop the bad habbits
- To stop following moral 
- To stop listening to my parents



This here whole list can go and on and on... it starts from an easy goal like finishing school and getting "my money"... then people get upset or worried and once this goals get finished new once take the place of the old once. Life is like that cycle... soon enough... very soon enough you gonna become old and replacable... once you get old you gonna be replaced by a new human host... a whole new human host. 

It's kinda a sad moment... OUR WHOLE LIFE PERSUADING FOR GETTING RESULTS AND ANSWER AND IN THE END LIKE THIS... SLAP FROM GOD WE GO UNDERGROUND BENEATH LAYERS OF SOIL. 


 I am not trying to ruin your life I am trying to tell you what's really going to happen in the next few years... you gonna finish school soon enough... MAINLY BECAUSE OF CONSTANT WANTING TO FINISH THIS BULLSHIT YARD... THEN YOU GONNA GO OUT (It's not bad desicion the whole thing... I too wanted to finish school... I hate it... no respect.. nothing really learn and I lost pleny of time which I could have put in use in other things...)... YOU ME AND ALL THIS PLANET IS RAISE UPON THE SOIL THAT SCHOOL IS GREAT AND AFTER SCHOOL YOU GO TO UNIVERSITY AND AFTER SPENDING AROUND 20-25 YEARS... - IN LEARNING YOU GET IN LIFE...., BUT LET'S FACE IT... SCHOOL AND UNIVERSITY DON'T POINT OUT REASONS WHY TO BE THERE... NOONE REALLY CARES IF YOU ARE THERE OR NOT... IN THE END YOU COULD BE A MAD GENIUS YOU GONNA END UP IN THE JUNK YARD OR YOU COULD BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD KID AND AGAIN THE SAME STORY HERE.



Let me reveal some shit from school you could be the center of the whole place it doesn't mean that people are going to go with you.

(PROOF)

Example: 

1) I joined a group which is hangouts with people who have the same target like me... to go out and be social... in the end of the day... I have throw up few jokes... I have shown that i don't give a fuck about my problems... AND LET'S PUT IT I AM NOW RIGHT HOME AND ALL PEOPLE ARE COSTANLY CANCELING ALL TYPES OF GOING OUT WITH ME (REQUESTS)

2) I was threated equal...at school... so does my mom... so does my grandmother and even you... 
... in the end of the day... or let's put it like after you finish school... you are already one person... singular... in school you get blamed and shout ... because somebody is doing fucked up stuff... come on... in the end the good kid goes home and he isn't having fun he is constant depression and stress... it's like:

- I was good... WHY ME?
- I am not crazy... WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS?
- Why am I even going to school... REALLY... WHY?


I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT DEPRESSION AND STRESS ARE JUST FOR SILLY PEOPLE... BUT I AM NOW IN SUCH STATE... NOT BECAUSE OF ASSUMTION... BUT BECAUSE OF BAD ADVICE... IS FUCKED UP WHEN YOU ARE NOW 19 YEARS OLD AND YOU SHOULD FIND OUT THAT EVERYTHING WHICH YOU HAVE LEARN LIKE BE NICE, DON'T AGREE, MORAL AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT IS TOTALLY WRONG AND NOW I AM IN LEVEL TO BUILD UP MY NEW WHOLE MINDSET.


School is just a place for people to waste time... you want to get a job?
...

Just waste time something like 12 years in school and 5-6 more in university and you are good to go!
...


This is what they don't say!
This is what they keep shut down behind doors!
This is what it really keeps you out of progress!

...

And now beneath of layers... and beneath of so much money needing to give to this country... you are totally finacially fucked up...



EVERYDAY IT COMES A NEW GUY WHO CONTROLS  YOUR COUNTRY AND STARTS FUCKING YOU UP FINACIALLY... LET'S GIVE MORE MONEY THERE... AND LET'S TRY HERE... AND NOW EVEN

Bro you can come here to this club... take something like 200$... 150$... and you are good to go...


THIS HERE ARE FRIENDS... I AM NOT SHOUTING... I AM TOTALLY FUCKED UP... YESTERDAY... WITH HEADACHE... AND MASTURBATING... FROM STRESS AND DEPRESSION... IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT MY TACTICS AND STRATEGIES DON'T WORK... IT MEANS THAT I AM NEW LEVEL OF EXCUSES... IT'S LIKE
FEELING ABANDONED... FEELING LIKE I WON'T SUCCEED IN LIFE, FEELING LIKE I AM IN DEPRESSION.... IN STRESS... THIS IS WHOLE DIFFERENT THING THAN DOING IT BECAUSE OF CONSTANT PLEASURE... 


OR I AM FUCKING WRONG?



Probably, probably ... I am wrong... I am sure about this... probably all my conclusions are Holy fuck of drainers... they drain engery, they drain power... and in the end of the day... I am a walking parasite. 


Face it, ... but let's do that instead!
...

People are in constant run from politics... from finacial... from goals... always running... they never take a break..... then it comes the age of 70-80 years old... being and now.. is like a state of freedom... and even counting your days...


"How much days have left... to waste?"

"When am I going to die??"


- First problem... I can't go to this fucking club bro... because my mom gives me max up to 20-30$ lv... and now she to give me so much money for such place... oh come on... first  I am going to go suspicious and second of all... too much money are wasted.

- Second problem... Why people are always blaming others for their problems... I COULDN'T MAKE IT WITH THIS GIRL... IT'S NOT MY FAULT... IT'S YOURS... YOU DON'T LEAVE ME TO RELAX... YOU KICK ME... HIT ME... AND YOU FUCKING ADDING MORE TRAUMA...  THAN EVER.... HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO MOTIVATED WHEN YOU HIT ME AND KICK ME... SLEEP 4 HOURS I DAY... OR 5... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... BUT I AM NOT HERE A TARGET TO FUCK AROUND... I JUST DON'T GET YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS.

- Second problem... why old fucks don't contribute some value to this life... why they don't come and try give some value... why they always piss... always blaming... always trying to find a reason to argue with you? - Old fucks aren't wise... they are just biatches which in the beginning gave too much blowjobs...



Dear Folks,
Old Fucks,
And Friends,
Let me close this whole argument...
By putting you below 7 layers of soil
...


неделя, 19 август 2018 г.

Help

by DeYtH Banger


Can I say "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?", "Help me?" ... or it's too pathetic from my side?

...

We all get in such state when we need help... but the crazy thing is that nobody is going to help you.



LET'S SLICE YOU
LET'S CHOOP YOU
LET'S BASH YOU AGAINST THE WALL
LET'S HIT YOU AGAINST THE WINDOW



Always people are trying to keep promises...
ALways people get chills..
...

Constant trauma and costant living in a threat!




LET'S SLICE YOU
LET'S CHOOP YOU
LET'S BASH YOU AGAINST THE WALL
LET'S HIT YOU AGAINST THE WINDOW




LET'S SLICE YOU
LET'S CHOOP YOU
LET'S BASH YOU AGAINST THE WALL
LET'S HIT YOU AGAINST THE WINDOW




LET'S SLICE YOU
LET'S CHOOP YOU
LET'S BASH YOU AGAINST THE WALL
LET'S HIT YOU AGAINST THE WINDOW



If your life was like mein... nothing more than a constant trauma nad bashing agains the wall


YOU DIE YOU FUCKER
YOU DIE YOU SON OF A BIATCH


YOU DIE YOU FUCKER
YOU DIE YOU SON OF A BIATCH


YOU DIE YOU FUCKER
YOU DIE YOU SON OF A BIATCH


YOU DIE YOU FUCKER
YOU DIE YOU SON OF A BIATCH



Nothing more than a slight silence... this is what's going to chop you alive... silence... people won't answer... won't say anything... they just go away for  a days or   months... it's fucked up scenario... you gonna feel the state of abandoned... a state of being alone... and in what cost?

...

Riddle and fiddle the

whole froggy
iSLAND ... SON OF A BIATCH

You don't "UNDERSTAND ME"

by DeYtH Banger


Life is obnoxious, life is obnoxious... I gonna go simple... no need for capital letters or punctations or question marks or whatever comes in your mind... no need for that... it needs a second a year is 365 days... and if you each spend a second it's going to go like in the of the year... 12 hours.. .wasted... but let's view it more deeper you have wasted whole 50 days if you have been on this planet 18 years... mainly because 365 days is a year and if you take a shower... everyday... twice... and you spend in the shower... like 10 minutes... or 20... in the end it's going to look like this...


Life is fucked up, life is fucked up... Once if you realize that you have waste it... You gonna want it... once you lose it... you gonna end up next to the bed... with Headache and Stomach cramps you gonna ask yourself:


"Why me?"

"Why me?"

"Why me?"

"Why me?"

"Why me?"

"Why me?"

...

YOU GONNA GO DEEPER

...


"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"


"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"


"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"

"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"


"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"


"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"

"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"

"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"

"Why people hate me... why people leave me alone and why I can't have a normal childhood?"


....

Such questions... bothers a mind of genius... I am not saying that I am a person with a potential... before few days... I was totally suicidal... as for now... I have stopped time and tried to focus on something else... I AM JUST GETTING MOBILIZED


...

People don't understand...  PEOPLE DONT' UNDERSTAND... That's the truth... no need to lie... they don't understand it's childhood... some childhoods have been in a level of morbid curiousity... others are stories which go so deep and darker... that for this childs it has been a hell.... and then comes the fucking guy who says


"I understand..."
"I get it..."


...
Let's bee honest... you don't understand... too much trauma... you don't know how it feels somebody getting angry at you for no reason... people beating you up for no reason and everything happens on the road of improvement...



WHAT TYPE OF IMPROVEMENT IS THAT... PEOPLE THREATING YOU HARSH... YOU TOLD THEM YOUR PROBLEMS... THEY KNOW YOU... OR THAT'S WHAT YOU ASUME AFTER THEY SAY "I know"... - NOOOOOOO

YOU DON'T KNOIW

NO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S LIFE IN GROWING... IN A FAMILY WHICH ISN'T THREATING YOU WELL AND THEN SOME FUCKERS... MENTALLY FUCKING YOU UP.

...

So if somebody starts a mass killing... probably for him/her... people were just making too much brain... damage.


Afraid of.... WHAT?

by DeYtH Banger




As you are reading... as it follows... I am just afraid... afraid of the world. That's the truth... but let's go deeper... if you read these lines and the follow other lines you gonna get what I am talking about.


I am really fucked up... I am afraid of going out... it's a sad story... mainly because people like repeation for me repeation ... 


IT'SSSSS FUCKED UP.... 
(Note: Come on...)


what type of fucked up person should be so to repeat?

THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!

THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!

THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!



Repeation it sucks... it takes space... it takes minds... and it control world... IF YOU START REPEATING YOU GONNA GET DUMMER and dummer once that happens people can fuck you up.


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


THe whole thing is like a Satan has playground here... dip a hole... dig deeper... and blood vessell gonna appear.... suck it... I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE IT!


I hate people going and bothering a repeatable data... it's an 

OPEEEEEEEN END LOOP
OPEEEEEN END LOOP


Voices:

"You suck..."


"Die you fucker..."


Constant paranoia bothers my body

"You worthless fucker..."
"You unworthy fucker..."
"Go die from aids..."


Voices:

"You suck..."


"Die you fucker..."


Constant paranoia bothers my body

"You worthless fucker..."
"You unworthy fucker..."
"Go die from aids..."



Voices:

"You suck..."


"Die you fucker..."


Constant paranoia bothers my body

"You worthless fucker..."
"You unworthy fucker..."
"Go die from aids..."




Voices:

"You suck..."


"Die you fucker..."


Constant paranoia bothers my body

"You worthless fucker..."
"You unworthy fucker..."
"Go die from aids..."




- In such world you always ask yourself... is this true!?


...

But this world we need symmetry


The sentences aren't really equal in words 

IF ONE HAVE 5 words... the next one should go the same level



...

BUT LET'S FACE IT'S NOT SYMMETRY... ANDRIAN MONK DIDN'T FIXED THE BOTH PROBLEMS IN THE COURT... HE FIXED ONE PROBLEM... BUT WE NEED TO FIX EVERYTHING... WE NEED TO FIX EVERYTHING WE ARE TRAVER RAPISTS.... WORDS SHOULD HAVE THE SAME AMOUTH OF LETTERS.



Constant please... 
Constant realise

...


Changing

Beating
ANd hating
...

Reverse

...

damage


...

Laugh


and hatred


...


Glow


...

Blow


...

And go sloww



......


People need to realise that... dicks and deep pussy should go hands in hands with symmetry... we need to fix t his world... this ball don't need to be here... because the whole universe which we live is a paradox... let me  paraphrase  this whole thing...

What in this world and reality  - in your exist... in others 1000000 realities... this is one of the choises and possibilities... and it hasn't really happen...


ALL WHAT YOU KNOW
IS JUST A CHOICE

WHAT I AM TELLING IS JUST
FROM
A
GUY
LIKE
ME
WHO
LIVES IN UNiverse PARADOXeS




събота, 18 август 2018 г.

Okay... WHY (Part 2)

Why people don't want us happy?
Why people don't want us to succeed in life?
Why people don't show us the right path?
Why people wire us with wrong mindset?

Why people wire us with false expectations?




WHY?
WHY?






WHY?

WHY?







WHY?
WHY?




Everyone likes one good book to read in the end it could be about life or few jokes which can help you to cope throw the day... BUT


WHY?
WHY?



Why people don't want to see us on the top?
Why people are greedy?
Why people don't say "Live in the moment... not in the past"?
Why people always worry?

It could be about:

- Money
- Life
- Family troubles
- Family problems
- Friends problems
- Friends troubles
- Work
- and etc




Just stop for a moment and ask yourself... isn't it enough this whole suffering
all day... all night... worry... and the day passes and passes... and then it comes the guy who says:


"LIFE IS LIKE A MOMENT... ONE MOMENT YOU GONNA FIND YOURSELF... 70 YEARS OLD... WITH A BEARD... AND FEW MORE DAYS HAVE LEFT."


So no need for complex words... and for medicine and to lie to people... this whole thing won't motivate you it will make you desparete... it will paralyze... SO LET'S SAY THAT YOU ARE PUTTING BRICKS... YOU ARE MAKING A WALL ANDD THEN THAT GUYS COMES AND FUCKS YOU UP...

WITH SUCH THOUGHTS... YOU FEEL LIKE "am i DOING SOMETHING WRONG?"



WHY?
WHY?

Okay... WHY

And okay... why people want us in depress
state... why we feel like an alien for some emotions
and things?


Why we get in stress?
Why people don't want us to succeed in life?
...

Probably sucess is not for everyone... in the end
somebody needs to clean the shit

...

And let them pull your strings...
Let them control you



DEAR,

Son
OF

A

BIATCH

сряда, 15 август 2018 г.

Review: The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass by Bill Maher
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"August 10, 2018 –
100.0% "Last year, Hollywood set a new box-office record: $16 billion worldwide. Not bad for a bunch of socialists. You never see Hollywood begging Washington for a handout, like corn farmers, or the auto industry, or the entire state of Alaska.""
August 10, 2018 –
100.0% "We’re too liberal; we’re out of touch with the Heartland; our facial muscles have been deadened with chicken botulism; and we make them feel fat. To these people, I say: Shut up and eat your popcorn. And stop bitching about one of the few American products—movies—that people all over the world still want to buy."
August 10, 2018 –
100.0% ""They’re interplanetary mavericks."



"New Rule: Conservatives have to stop complaining about Hollywood values. It’s Oscars time again, which means two things: (1) I’ve got to get waxed, and (2) talk-radio hosts and conservative columnists will trot out their annual complaints about Hollywood:"
August 9, 2018 –
100.0% "This book is going to mind fuck you."
August 5, 2018 –
70.0% "420 out of 466 - Pages"
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "The only thing that’s inevitable is that if you have...

fake boobs and hair extensions, Tiger Woods will try to fuck you.
And reincarnation? Really? If that were real, wouldn’t there be some proof by now? A raccoon spelling out in acorns, “My name is Herb Zoller, and I’m an accountant” . . . something?

—February 26, 2010""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "Tiger said, “Buddhism teaches that a craving for things outside ourselves” makes us unhappy, which confirms something I’ve long suspected about Eastern religions: They’re a crock, too.
Craving for things outside ourselves is what makes life life—I don’t want to learn to not want; that’s what people in prison have to do. Buddhism teaches that suffering is inevitable."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""...And it really is outdated in some ways—the “Life sucks, and then you die” philosophy was useful when the Buddha came up with it around 500 B.C., because back then life pretty much sucked, and then you died, but now we have medicine, and Pinkberry, and TiVo; we have Vegas and Skype—our life isn’t all about suffering anymore."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""PUMPY LOVE

New Rule: If your blood flow is such that you have to choose between maintaining an erection or your heartbeat, it’s time to take off the Snuggie. A new study finds men who sit around and don’t exercise are much more likely to have a heart attack during sex. And the heart attack, it turns out, doesn’t come from the exertion but from the surprise that anyone is willing to have sex with you.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "A teacher in Delaware allegedly had sex with her thirteen-year-old student twenty-eight times in one week. Oh, to be young again! I’m getting dehydrated just thinking about it. Jesus Christ, lady. What do you teach, Spanish fly? And, son, if you’re out there, Larry Flynt asked me to pass along this message: When you turn eighteen, you’ve got yourself a job.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "They just choose a random profession, like nurse or referee, and put the word “sexy” in front of it, thereby perpetuating the idea of Halloween as a day when normally shy women release their inner sluts and parade around like vixens, and I just completely forgot what I was complaining about."

"PHYSICAL EDUCATION

New Rule: If you’re going to have sex with your students, you have to let them up for air."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "A new fatwa in Saudi Arabia declares that women should breast-feed their male colleagues and acquaintances, in order to establish “maternal relations” and thus preclude the possibility of sexual contact. Because, really, nothing says “Let’s just be friends” like putting your titty in someone’s mouth."

"OCTOBER SURMISE


New Rule: Designers of women’s Halloween costumes must admit that they’re not even trying."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "If there’s anyone out there who can manage to get run over under those conditions, well, you won’t just be letting me sleep, you’ll be improving the species."

"NURSE TACKY

New Rule: And I shouldn’t have to say this, but no, God does not want you to breast-feed your coworkers."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""NOYZ N THE HOOD

New Rule: Garbage trucks get to back up without beeping. I’m trying to sleep. You’re a giant, churning, groaning behemoth, and when you go backward, it’s at one mile per hour while making the sound of Fran Dre-scher with her hand caught in the blender."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "A year ago, only preschoolers and mental patients wore these, but now grown-ups all over America have gone Croc crazy—the latest step in our unending quest to dress as casually as humanly possible. “I used to wear flip-flops, but they’re a little dressy. I want clothing I can hose down.” Admit it, we’re a nation of slobs who won’t be happy until we can go to the mall in a diaper.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "Why name these things in the first place? It’s teenage bravado, like giving a nickname to your penis. Although, ironically, the nickname for my penis is Operation Odyssey Dawn."

"NOTES ON A SANDAL


New Rule: Stop wearing plastic shoes."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "Which is when Mommy should explain to the kids that after giving birth to them and nursing them, her mommy parts needed a little sprucing up. And since it’s their fault, it’s coming out of their college fund."

"NOM DE GRRR

New Rule: The Pentagon has to stop naming military operations. Libya is Operation Odyssey Dawn. What does that mean?"
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""NAP/TUCK

New Rule: We don’t need a picture book about plastic surgery. My Beautiful Mommy is the new book written to prepare kids for that magical day when Mommy comes home from the doctor and they don’t recognize her."
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""NAG THE DOG

New Rule: If you’re one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog’s not listening, either; he’s waiting for food to fall out of your mouth.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "- This jokes are fucking damn good"
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""MOCK BLOCKER

New Rule: You can’t use sarcasm about people who think you’re an idiot if you’re an idiot. Britney Spears went on a sarcastic screed about people who think she needs help. Then her dress fell off, she carved a swastika into her forehead, and ran over her tits with a car. Which raises a question that’s been bothering me for some time: Can you un-masturbate to someone.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""MILEY HIGH

New Rule: Miley Cyrus must stop wasting our time and just skip to the part where she gets pregnant, loses the baby weight, finds Jesus, gains it all back, switches to Christian rock, goes into rehab, marries her driver, plays Rizzo in Grease, and takes her shirt off in the reboot of Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2031: The Terror of the Trailer Park.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""MEXICAN’T


New Rule: If Latino immigrants want to be taken seriously, they have to stop wearing the giant hats. The civil rights marchers in the ’50s didn’t dress like Buckwheat and carry watermelons. You’re a proud immigrant demanding his rights, not the Frito Bandito.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% ""M.D. PROMISES

New Rule: Sometimes it’s better to just stay sick. Doctors say they can cure some intestinal diseases by inserting a healthy person’s feces up your butt. Or, as John Travolta calls it, dating. The only thing that’s worse than this procedure is asking someone to donate. How do you bring this up on the golf course? Hey, remember that time I loaned you a hundred bucks.""
July 28, 2018 –
70.0% "And let's throw a joke

390 out of 466"
July 26, 2018 – page 351
99.15%
July 23, 2018 – page 324
91.53%
July 17, 2018 – page 296
83.62%
July 11, 2018 – page 265
74.86%
July 7, 2018 – page 232
65.54%
June 13, 2018 – page 143
40.4% ""New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They’re actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn’t make you want to kill yourself—you’re not drunk enough.""
June 13, 2018 – page 103
29.1%
June 12, 2018 – page 45
12.71% "Nothing more applying another rule

...

So let's start with the rules"
June 12, 2018 – Shelved
June 12, 2018 – Started Reading"


""The truth is that the vast majority of Hollywood talent is liberal, because most stars adhere to an ideology that jibes with their core principles of taking drugs and getting laid. The liberal stars that the right is always demonizing—Sean Penn

and Michael Moore, Barbra Streisand and Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins, and all the other members of my biweekly cocaine orgy—."



"RACK-U-WEATHER


New Rule: And I never thought I’d say this, but the arms race to supply us with hotter, bustier weather women must stop. Either that or at least give me time to reach a climax before you throw to the bald sports guy. I used to tune in to see if I needed a raincoat. Now I wear a raincoat while I’m tuning in."


"READY-TO-SCARE

New Rule: If there really is such a thing as ghosts, they have to be naked. I’ll give you that a ghost is a dead soul, returned to torment the living. That makes perfect sense. But how’d he get to keep his pants? Did they die, too? Were his pants also bad in life, and condemned for their pant sins to never find eternal peace? I simply can’t accept that any pants could commit a sin so grave that God could not forgive. Except acid-wash jeans."


"But every school has crappy teachers. Harvard has crappy teachers—they must, they gave us George Bush.
But according to all the studies, it doesn’t matter what teachers do. Although everyone appreciates foreplay. What matters is what parents do. The number-one predictor of a child’s academic success is parental involvement. It doesn’t even matter if your kid goes to private or public school. So save the twenty grand a year and treat yourself to a nice vacation away from the little bastards.
It’s also been proven that just having books in the house makes a huge difference in a child’s development. If your home is adorned with nothing but Hummel dolls, DVDs, and bleeding Jesuses, congratulations, you’ve just given your children the gift of duh."

"SCHLOCK THERAPY

New Rule: Scientists must explain why people will watch crap on Netflix streaming that they would never otherwise watch in a million years. It’s like the movie version of picking up some random stranger at a bar at closing time. The whole time you’re thinking, “Why am I doing this? I don’t even like this movie. I’m a better person than this.” And when it’s over you take a long shower and tell yourself, “Never again.” And then you watch a documentary about lobsters."

"SQUAWK BLOCKER

New Rule: A dog is the only animal that can get you laid. No offense, parrot guy, but it’s just not gonna happen. When women see you, they’re not thinking, “I bet that guy is interesting,” they’re thinking, “That bird better not shit on my dress."

"SQUIRTIN’ CALL

New Rule: Science has given us the plastic ketchup bottle, the squeezable plastic ketchup bottle, and the upside-down squeezable plastic ketchup bottle. Now it must create the ketchup bottle that doesn’t make a sound like a fart. You’re a condiment, not a whoopee cushion. If I want rude noises from vegetables, I’ll go to a Tea Party rally."


"New Rule: Stop putting religious statues on the front lawn. Whoever said there are no virgins left in L.A. has never been to a Mexican neighborhood—there’s one in every front yard. At least my lawn.

jockey is tasteful. Besides, if I want to see the Virgin Mary, I’ll . . .

. . . order the grilled cheese."

"STATUTORY TAPE

New Rule: From now on, duct tape must be called what it really is—murder tape. A search of the suspected Craigslist Killer’s home yielded a firearm, restraints, and duct tape, or, as we call that here in Hollywood, Phil Spector’s earthquake kit."

"STICKER SCHLOCK


New Rule: Take those fake-bullet-hole decals off your car. Honky, please—this look doesn’t say, “I’m a moving target.” It says, “I shop at Target."


"STUBBLE TROUBLE


New Rule: If your razor has five blades, it’s not a razor. It’s a weed whacker. With the new Gillette Fusion razor, the first blade lifts the stubble. The second severs the hair follicle. The third slices your skin. The fourth scrapes bone marrow. And the fifth was used by O. J. Simpson to kill his wife, and he wants it back."

"STUDENT BOOTY

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot blond teachers are “permanently damaged.” I have a better description of these kids: lucky bastards. I was once beat up after school, and believe me, I would gladly trade that pummeling for a session of oral sex with my French teacher—no matter how much his mustache tickled."

"SWEDE REVENGE

New Rule: Sweden must take a ten-year break from creepy detective novels. Just to replenish your stock of dead women. Your country is smaller than Ohio. You can’t all be sex murderers, sex-murder victims, politicians covering up sex murders, or alcoholic detectives haunted by childhood memories of sex murders. If you’re all dead or drunk, who’s gonna make the shitty furniture that breaks when you sit on it."

"TAMPACS

New Rule: Stop trying to scare me with your Mayan-calendar doomsday theories. I’m supposed to be terrified by counting the days on the Mayan calendar? Why? Is my Mayan girlfriend late for her Mayan period? If the Mayans could see the future, how come they couldn’t get away from Cortés?Besides, we have much scarier things to worry about in 2012."

"TICKER SHOCK

New Rule: Stop calling what’s happening to the financial markets “an adjustment.” An adjustment is something you do in your sweatpants when your penis falls out of your underwear. This is “a clusterfuck."

"Lady Bird Johnson: beautifying America. Barbara Bush had literacy. Betty Ford’s was no hard liquor before ten a.m. Our previous first lady, Laura Bush, worked tirelessly against illiteracy, so between her efforts and her husband’s, it was a tie."



"THE VILLAGE PAPAL

New Rule: Popes are supposed to love everybody. Pope Benedict has rejected France’s new ambassador to the Vatican because he’s gay and married to a man. The Pope said it just wouldn’t be right to have a homosexual walking around his pretend country run by men in dresses. So stay away, you nasty gay Frenchman . . ."


"I know what you’re thinking: Bill Maher, anti-porn? No, I’m not anti-porn, I’m just saying, masturbation has its place—and that place should be plan B, when you can’t get the real thing. For me, that was college. It filled the hole in me when I had no hole to fill. But now psychologists are telling us that for a sizable percentage of the men in America, masturbating to porn is plan A; doing it with your wife or girlfriend is more like a fallback option for when the power goes out."


"And to be honest about our porn addiction—it’s not that Americans are oversexed, it’s that we are catastrophically lazy. We’d rather sit on the sofa and show our wing-wang to strangers on Chatroulette than go schlep out to Houlihan’s and try to pick up a secretary who’s had one too many mai tais. We’ve become a nation of cooch potatoes.
I’m getting action and I don’t even have to brush my teeth! Real, actual sex? Not tonight, honey—I’m horny! It’s amazing—for men, it took only a couple of decades between discovering that women can have orgasms and deciding that giving them one is just too much trouble."


"And what are his policies? Karab Amabo believes we should increase our dependency on foreign oil, and shrink the size of government until it performs only the most basic functions: killing Arabs, paying farmers to grow corn, and probing people at the airport."

"WHITE-COLLAR CRIME

New Rule: Cocaine is not an aerosol. In Spain, a woman was arrested for trying to smuggle liquid cocaine disguised as spray starch. One sign your spray is actually cocaine: when your starched shirts have trouble staying hard."

"WORD IMPERFECT


New Rule: I don’t care if white-trash America ever accepts that Barack Obama is president, but it’s high time that my spellcheck did."


"WRECKS APPEAL

New Rule: If men can admit they watch NASCAR for the crashes, women can admit they watch fashion shows . . .

. . . to see skinny chicks fall on their asses..."


"You’re not his friend, or one of his chosen people, and you’re not going to be him someday in paradise if you drink his tiger blood. That’s Jesus you’re thinking of. This is the guy from the sitcom about making dirty jokes to a fat kid."


"X-MEN

New Rule: If the water in your river makes the male fish grow vaginas, stay thirsty, my friend. Ninety percent of Washington, D.C.’s drinking water comes from the Potomac, a river so polluted with hormones it makes fish change sex. If I wanted to drink something that makes me grow a vagina, I’d order a wine cooler."


"I’m just saying logically, if you ignore every single thing Jesus commanded you to do, you’re not a Christian. You’re just auditing. You’re not Christ’s followers, you’re just fans. And if you believe the earth was given to you to kick ass on, while gloating, you’re really not a Christian. You’re a Texan."


"YAHOO SIRIUS

New Rule: News radio stations must find sponsors for something other than mortgages, tax problems, bankruptcy, erectile dysfunction, and garage doors. It sounds like a Jeopardy! category: Things in a suicide note. “Darling, please forgive me, but there was no other way out, after the mortgage drove me into bankruptcy, and the IRS slammed my penis in the garage door..."

"...So, Mitt, instead of pointing out your business experience, try using the fact that you were the governor of Massachusetts, the most educated state in the country, and your main accomplishment was universal health care. Then again, you’re trying to appeal to the Republican base, so you’ll have to do that in a...

way that avoids mention of Massachusetts, universal health care, or smart people."


"...I guess I just don’t get the appeal of sexting, and phone sex, and all that cyber-jacking the kids are into these days when they’re not listening to their hippity-hop records. Call me old-fashioned, but when I have sex I like to have the other person in the room. I find that it helps create a feeling of intimacy.."


"...Thanks to you, Congressman Weiner, there is now a new low in what passes for a sex scandal—JFK got Marilyn Monroe. John Edwards got a love child. You got mail. Say what you will about Bill Clinton, but at least when he whipped out his dick on a woman, she didn’t have to wait for it to stop buffering.."


"Politicians like to say, “We need new ideas.” Bullshit—“new ideas” is just a secular version of “spiritual solutions”—something that’s going to magically fix everything. What “new idea” is going to solve our health-care crisis? A magic pill that makes obese children crap out gold bricks? We don’t need “new ideas,” we need the balls to implement the ideas we already know work: cut corporate welfare, slash the defense budget, tax the rich, support the strong unions that created a middle class in the first place, build infrastructure, and take the profit out of health care...

Of course, the drought only got worse. In the words of Sister Mary Ignatius, God answers all your prayers. And sometimes the answer is no."

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Sadness

by DeYtH Banger

Life a sad moment
Life is full of lies


...

YOu never gonna get,
what you want.

You never gonna like what you gonna get,
Depression, depression...

anxiety... a bit worry....


You never gonna like what you gonna get,
Depression, depression...

anxiety... a bit worry....



You never gonna like what you gonna get,
Depression, depression...

anxiety... a bit worry....



You never gonna like what you gonna get,
Depression, depression...

anxiety... a bit worry....



You never gonna like what you gonna get,
Depression, depression...

anxiety... a bit worry....


You never gonna like what you gonna get,
Depression, depression...

anxiety... a bit worry....



You never gonna go throw the way you want,
Silence
Science
De-prevation
Hatred
Hate

понеделник, 13 август 2018 г.

Comedy: The best Line

Have you ever played... basketball?
How tall are you?

Why you don't play basketball?
How long are your legs?
...



OH GOD Is this the best line you got... a girl to ask me that or a male figure to ask me that... oh YOU FUCKING FUCKERS... YOU BROKE THE TOYS AND NOW YOU FEEL GUILTY.


AND LET'S GO TO PAST EVENTS... DID YOU REALLY GOT ME WITH THAT LINE?


It's fucked up that one good looking person of bad looking person.. .starts with such stupid line.. and what's next?... HAVE YOU EVER SUCK A COCK?... hAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SUCK YOUR COCK?  hAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT TO TAKE BASKETBALL AS PROFFESIONAL CAREEER?



This is not nice... not expressing yourself is going to slowly kill yourself... what last you need is to kill yourself by toxicity... come on... you got a negative emotion and you don't share it?... You got one emotion keep it down... a asecond one... a third one... a FOUUURTH LINER BULLET AND IN THE END!?


USIng alcohol and thinking that you know a lot of stuff... I DON'T THINK I AM ALPHA MALE... I DON'T THINK I AM BETA... I AM JUST... I AM... JUST ME... ME IS ME... THAT'S ONE.... NO NEED OF OPENER LINER (DON'T BE OFFENSIVE..)


...


I GONNA GET OFFENSSIVE... AND I GONNA KILL PEOPLE WITH MY THOUGHTS... AND LET THE FLOW TO FLOWWWWWWWWW
....



...



I WILL SAY WHAT I FEEL AND EXPRESS WHAT I WANT

...


The problem is todays nation... is that they aren't read for the harsh truth as for me!?


....


I AM READY.. .YOU ASSHOLE... THROW ANOTHER BULLET YOU SLIPLESS AND SICKLESS FUCKER....

Comedy: Liar

by DeYtH Banger


Noone ever come and tell you that people are going to joke in such a way in which they are going to offend you...


AAAAAAAHJAAAAA A SLIPLESS.. FUCKER
AAAHAHA YOUR MOTHER IS A BIATCH


People get offended from some dark homour and most of them go home and stress and get depress but the real truth is deal it with like a  "Comedian"... throw a laugh and say is it that all?


I just don't like listening to myself... it really sucks... my voice the way I look... I hate the whole part about myself... but the real truth is that I bust it around by going in the bus and starting getting some attention... but at least pay me if you gonna OFFENDDD ME

...

The whole idea is to laugh around and laugh and laugh... and your life is going to end up like a joke.



SOOOO JUST DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUS... BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCK AROUND ALWAYS...

I didn't got a joke from a bouncer and he said... "Am I right with my mind??"... and I Was like "WOwl... wtf.f.... no scenario for that shit..." - it was like a mindset that said.


I feel guilty of not being honest... I have been supressing my emotions... I have been hiding behind moral ... I have bee nreading bible and what did happen?
...

It was a sick Mr.Nice fuck... 




Review: So You've Been Publicly Shamed

So You've Been Publicly Shamed So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"August 10, 2018 –
100.0% "One moment you think that something is wrong with you.. . if you don't like a book... but let's face it...

We were on the way to buckle up for how to handle public shame and in the end you don't get how to solve the problems... it's more likely a biographic book than something else."
August 10, 2018 – page 93
32.07% "As to be honest, I had higher expectations about this book... but after all it doesn't happen really anything from 1 up to 20-something page."
August 9, 2018 – page 16
5.52% "I was hoping this book to help coping with the biggest fear... getting publicly ashamed... but after all on this long run, I got dissapointed."
August 9, 2018 – Started Reading
July 16, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read"


- To read fast books isn't hard... it's easy method... what you need to know before you imply this method is that

"Not all books are going to be great as others..."

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петък, 10 август 2018 г.

Deadly Wrong aka True

First I want to clear up ... that Brendon Burchard is Damn wrong about ways to discipline yourself.


First constant repeating the same thoughts over and over create constant mind blockage from other thoughts.

Questions


"What to do to make the day more fun?

- To start my day carefree
- Bold and Confident people  to be mentors
- Getting great mentors
- Less fuck to give
- Basic Traffic Teraphy
- Improve my "wall"



For what could I feel grateful about today?

- To learn something  new
- To Live in the present moment
- Today I am with friends outside
- Trying to imply some new moves in dating
- Getting new bricks…
- Ground Level Improvement
- Going home with a thought "I made somebody's day"
- Getting early - Today out

How can I surprise?

- With removing the bad Habbits, from my life.
- By reading more books about different material
- By doing some surprising activities 
- By getting new results
- By trying ti improve myself
- Follow my path
- Getting Rid of Bad Habbits
- Building a ground level discipline
- By become a Badass

How can I demonstrate excellence?

- By reading more self-help books
- By improving my self 
- By trying something new
- Just calm down… and to follow my greatness
- By Relax
- Just to try to give my best
- It's time to learn more…
- It's time to end floor one and get ready floor 2


How can I get motivated?

- By removing the daily pressure.
- By trying to make everything fun and exciting
- Trying to adapt new behavior
- Trying to discuss my problems and to relax…. And …. Calm.
- To do it….
- Clean and clear movies
- Removing toxicity and negativity from my life
- Negativity
- Bad Mindsets - Removing"



I had a suicide problems... mainly from confusion and repeati on and now repeating an activity is like playing on the vicious circus of suicide. Come one moment you gonna skip and your life is over.


It'a great to have rules which to follow, but still to follow this rules you need daily action.


...


Enough writing,
Enough reading,



IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!

Review: The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed

The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed by Mystery
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"August 2, 2018 –
90.0%
August 2, 2018 –
80.0% "Nothing more than a brain Hijacking Formula...

6:52:47-7:04:52"
August 2, 2018 –
80.0% "5:50:56 - 7:04:52"
August 1, 2018 –
70.0% "Frame control and ever pull of... secrets and tactics.

5:17:19 - 7:04:52"
August 1, 2018 – Shelved
August 1, 2018 – Started Reading"


- Dating Advice is very useful this book is true genius... it has secrets inside which help you to rip off some aspects in your life in which you suck.

...

Negging, mystery, comfort-zone -building... bouncing and much... much more.

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понеделник, 6 август 2018 г.

It's Bill

By DeYtH Banger


It's Bill… not Bill Gates or some other famous git.. . But Bill….





Bill said:

" I know it's fucked from a slasher like me to take advice…. But let's bash it up."


"Life sucks But IF you crave for cock… just put your hands below your belt and give one go."

"I am not a gay… but if you think THATTTT SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER I AM GOING TO KILL YOU…. REALLY … REALLY BAD."


Note: Sometimes stories feel dry… I don't want to ruin your moment of brightness… but life is not as dry as stories on paper."


"Bill feels like building a rub… So I am going to touch my cock…"


"I  am doing it once…"


"It feels great…. We go from the balls up to the shaft… it gets great than ever…"



"OHHH GOD… I GONNA BASHAAAAA YAAA JUST STAY THERE…"

Life Is Drill

By DeYtH Banger

Hey it's Sarah… And I am studying dickology I wanted to share some things which most people don't know… It's not my fault that people have a computer… but their vision is narrow sided… I have watched BILLION OF CONTENT FOR THE FRAME OF 14 YEARS… it stars from constant porn up to reading   dating advice from strippers up to people who are dating coaches.


Here is some quick fact:

Man think that in daygame they game women… but women also game… but on their side is more natural as for men it's build up process.






….


Oh.. …


I am horny!


…..



I know that you are thinking about some sex fatansies… I know what you are thinking about…





Just imagine I am there next to you… and I am going to suck your balls… I am going to suck your pipe… just hand job it times think about me… while you do it…. Just think about me… slowly rub the balls then go for the pipe and the balls and the mushroom… just go… go… fast and slow … fast and slow… just throw a rub… make it sloppy… 




Spit on it

Spit on it



….




GOOD BOY… GOOD BOY…. Try to spit on it… try to suck your fun and throw it on yourvcokck and continue rubbing… sloppy job is with plenty saliva and cum


….


And remember have fun in down and ups with your dick…..





But let's think about it… I made you horny and you ain't gonna sleep… you want to fuck and fuck…



But just jerk it off… imagine I am doing to you sloppy blowjob… try to feel my lips… try to fucking them…




(My studies say that making horny guys their like dogs… just one leash we need and we are ready to control man… their up to the pleasure … once got pleasure their easy as mice.) 

Suicidal... Is An Example Of Logical Answer

By DeYtH Banger


Note: I call this rather build up moment






It's pretty logical answer… probably most people If they have lived my life they will kill themself… Mainly because so sadness so much depression and stress…. HOW THA FACK CAN MOST PEOPLE LIVE WITH MINDSET LIKE


- Tommorow you won't have anything to eat
- Tommorow I want you out of home
- Tomorrow we are going to stay hungry
- Tomorrow you won't have money




IF IT WAS COMEDIAN WHO IS IN THE COMEDY BISINESS LIKE 5 YEARS THIS HERE WILL BE THE BEST STORY TO TELL TO THE AUDIENCE…


 ….


The problem with most people is that they have pile of "fucks" which obey moral and law… and this really screws them over… because with such line drawn… done it stops you from action… it kills you inside and if even somebody goes and starts talking to you about your problems you feel ashamed… miserable… guilty and so on and so on…


It's like every THING is your fault… your mother puts that on you then father and grandmother and the list goes on and on… one moment their problems contain you = as main reason for their problems…



Which is fucked up… 




IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT FOR SOMEBODY FUCKING AROUND AND SAYING THAT YOU WON't eat tomorrow.


SO NOW YOUR FATHER WASN'T ACCEPTED AS GREAT GUY AND HIS MONEY ALSO WEREN'T ACCEPTED AFTER THE DIVORCE… THEY WERE JUST NOT ENOUGH… NOW YOU AIN'T GETTING THAT MONEY BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS DEAD AND THIS PROBLEM CAME OUT JUST FROM SOLUTION DIVORCE.


OHHH… OHH COME ON AND COME ON… I CAN'T JOKE ABOUT RAPE AND ABOUT SEX

(PLEASE BEAT ME UPPPP IF I SAY "THAT" OR "THIS" OR "THOSE" - THIS ALL PILE OF SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A JUNKIE TRYING TO TALK TO YOU… - JUST BE HARSH MOTHER FUCKER)


….

COME ON YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS WHOLE STORY?


(Mirror Technique - This is the technique in which when two or few people talk they do move the same way their arms and they mirror what has the other person has done…. - TOOOOOO BE HONEST ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE IT'S AS FUCKED UP AS ENJOYING A RAPIST FUCKING YOU OVER… NO NEED TO START THE COCK… COCKY STUFF)


IF YOU ARE LIKE ME… YOU ARE CONSTANLY ANALYZING AND STUDYING SHIT… FOR THE SHORT  TERM GAME IS BAD SHIT BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER GET THERE… BUT ON THE LONG RUN… - IT'S GREAT…. YOU KNOW PLENY STUFF… YOU KNOW PUSH MOVES THERE AND PULL UPS MOVE OVER THERE AND BEHIND THIS WORDS I MEAN YOU ARE SOCIALLY GENIUS IN A CONVERSATION)


My Life is constant creating different characters and putting them down on the paper… most characters which I have created are rapists… confused theories and even people who are addicted to porn… it could be a story from a side of woman addict up to a story of a man who is porn addict.




It'S FUCKED UP THAT DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIVE IN MY HEAD… ONE ALPHA MALE… FEW RAPIST TWO KILLERS… FEW SERIAL KILLERS AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON


(Note: Do you know what's fucked up?







….


Having a craving for porn
..

 Porn industry has Some kinda trick which little imagery of porn and you are right up the alley to watch more of this shit.

Comedy: Screw Up

By DeYtH Banger


I am literally screw up.… so much friends.. . So much people I know and I feel like nothingvis going to help.


AND THEY SAY TO STOP DATING ADVICE AND START PRACTICING AND HOW TO DO IT WHEN I AM KINDA OLD SCHOOL IN EVERYTHING. MY JOKES ARE OLD… I REALLY DON'T HAVE WHAT TO SAY GOING OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN CONTRIBUTE VALUE WITH ME IS LIKE SELF-SABOTAGE.



IT REALLY FUCKS ME UP WHEN PEOPLE START TO JUDGE YOU AND THE SAMEEEE PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKED UP.. ..AND THEIR LIFE IS A WASTE AND THEIR MISTAKES PUT THEM ON YOUR BAG AND IN OTHER WORDS - YOU AIN'T GONNA PARTY - IT'S DISTRACTION, YOU WON'T INVEST - BECAUSE YOUBDON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY… THE LIBE CONTINUES AND CONSTANT WORRY…




AND HOW THA FACK CAN I IMPROVE MY LIFE WHEN PEOPLE BUILLD CONSTANT WORRY AND THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT… YOU TRIED TO BE LIKE OTHERS AND IN REALITY BEING LIKE OTHERS FUCKS YOU UP… IT'S LIKE DISEASE.
. MOST DISEASE WILL KILL YOU.


…. 


NOW MIND BOTHERS QUESTIONS OF WORRY





People watch comedy so to forget problems and life… and one moment ignoring this pile of shit… explodes and your mind dazzles and fizzles.


Now:

- I gonna lose my money
- I gonna get poor
- It's a big amouth and I am totally fucked up
- Life is like one of those drama comedies ( at the beginning we feel like it's tragic and sad… but in the end of the day we throw a laugh and try to accept it… if I wanted to change myself I won't accept it… but remember to get somewhere you need to accept it.)