сряда, 31 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger


If you are asking as for "am I good comedian?" Yourself must times the question is as near as "Do I have self-esteem?" Which means the moment you ask that's the moment you lose the whole start… the whole beginning.




I thought about killing myself?
Why?
That's my master lesson… the next level is get drunk… become a person in debt, suck in life, suck with stocks… go get a prostitute… START ROLLING OVER CASINO… DRUGS… SMOKE CIGARS AND MILL YOURSELF



If my mom needs to fuck somebody or even she start posting such type of post on the internet…

Most likely it will start with



"My husband died, I am lonely, not serious and I want to have sex."


This pretty cuts through the chase… dicks is easy to get for girls… girls have more sex than males… I AM TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT… NOT HOMOS… AS FOR HOMOS GO SUCK JESUS DICKS..
I HEARD THAT HE IS SPREADING AROUND MIRACLE

MIRACLE IS GENE DISTRIBUTED... GO GET SEMEN IN YOU MOUTH AND YOU ARE PRETTY READY TO GO AND FLASH MIRACLES AROUND



It's pretty good technique… nobody wants to show off his bad side… probably meeting in AA and AN is sadly depressing, sad and pretty suicidal… as for here …. In out of such meetings… life is pretty like a bluepill.



My mom won't add up… I AM TRAUMATAZING BITCH
I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT
DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH ME



Being with such snakes in relationship… is awful… it's toxic, kill few years from your life + you got a wound from such bitches and definetly you are out of game.



I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING OUT WITH GIRLS… TALKING WITH THEM… HAVING FUN WITH THEM BUT AFTER PORN AND FUCKING MY HAND ARE THE BEST BET I CAN GO WITH RIGHT NOW



My hand has no hopes and nor those expectations on the other side of the coin girls have expectations.


Have experience… but do not fuck pleny of girls - Which is Paradox

Be nice - Which is wrong as fuck… if you listen to this advice… start working on your fucking gravestone because you gonna be lonely as fuck.

Don't be control freak, obsessive and needy - Without a little experience or never been out with girl… accomplishing this shit as hard as asian yellow fuck trying to suck off his own cock.…

IF MALES COULD SUCK THEIR OWN COCKS DON'T EXPECT THEY WILL NEED IN FIRST PLACE FEMALE TOXICITY


Unreactive - This is bullshit… FOR ME IS BULLSHIT… BUT IT'S TRUE… THEY ARE SEARCHING OUT MALES WHICH ARE NON REACTIVE… IF YOU ARE REACTIVE YOU TOTALLY LOSE THE NEXT FEW ROUNDS WITH THE GIRL… SHE GONNA BE NICE JUST TO NOT CREATE PROBLEMS WITH YOU
BUT AFTER THAT ADIOUS AMIGO


Funny - But not a clown… or are clown monkey… if you are funmy be for yourself… not for them.… most advice on how to get a girl and fuck is paradoxical and fucked up advice… GIRLS DON'T SLEEP WITH CLOWNS


Pitty and Being Nice - Sorry folks but from she feeling pitty about you + you being nice… nor sex… so dig up your fucking grave.

Badass - It's okay… a little… but not too much
Empathy - I don't know… how to highlight this shit… OH GOD Empathy is the most important premise.

I got foot fetish + high heels fetish... I SAW TODAY A GRANNY… IF I THINK ABOUT FUCKING SUCH BITCH IN MY LIFE THE MOST CERTAIN PROBLEM IS THAT I NEED AUTHORITY IN MY LIFE… THAT'S THE TRUTH

I FUCK TO LEARN AUTHORITY… GRANDFATHERS ARE LOW CALIBRATED BY PRODUCTS THEIR LIFE SUCKS



I was thinking about how to pick up such a folk… I MEAN IT'S OUT OF YOUNG GROUP… MILF GROUP… IT'S WHOLE GILF SECTION



How do it… without being a rapist, without she calling the cops or on the other day she to be… 
I DON'T KNOW
A KILLER?
A STALKER?
MAD?




I don't know what happens with girls… girls since young age are toxic… that's why men become homos… they want less troubles and less drama… males are stoic… cold wall… girls are so screw up and fucked up..
 Few dates with those fuckers… little far or little… not too far going they can put you in the whole fucking suicide genre.
If I go to empthy my baggage of ball load … into a mommy hands… which means milf section… probably os for self-esteem boost… IF I FUCK THIS FUCKER… I CAN IGNORE IT



I hate religious nuts… they are so awful… so horrible… they believe that there is out there men who cares about them..

I GOT A THING ABOUT YOU
FUCKING GROW UP

Didn't had enough childhood imaginary friends?

Here is the thing which makes me angry and feel awful… if he puts his voice down and talks in a down tone… probably he is nor interested and nor motivated having anything with you… he is going to treat you nicely… and going to fuck you over in a nice way.



Some girls smile because they want to mask being nervous… THEY DO GELREAT JOB MEN ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING BAD AT THIS SHIT… I WENT TO PROSTITUTE

The moment I was inside her fuck room…

- She knew that I feel worried
- She knew that I am bit anxious


And definetly my hairy ass and hairy dick start to drop of my self-esteem.

She could talk to you out of politeness and being nice if start ending up to contacts and seeing again each other she could be total coward and giveway her contact… and leave away you for further conclusions… or say to you "I have a boyfriend" which I got with " I do not fuck around somebody else girlfriend…" - which is not cool in my point.
Most times or sometimes is a lie… this thing they lie to see your reaction..
Sometimes they are days with no effort everything works other times load of effort… and no result at all…

THIS SHOULD SUM UP WHY I FUCK MY HAND AT FIRST PLACE


Comedy: Words 13

By DeYtH Banger



Shakespear is a gay… look him… the most gayish character ever lived on this planet.

I just found out that my girlfriend has one trait of a  killers .. START UP AS A KILLER

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS PLAYED WITH DEAD ANIMALS… TOUCHING THEM WITH STICK AND ACTING OUT CURIOUS


THIS SHIT IS HORRIFIC END OF DISCUSSION

WHEN GUY FUCKS WOMEN HE THINKS ABOUT VALUE FUCKING IN MY BEHALF



I hate relationships because after this shit…. I GO FULL ON SUICIDE  ROLL GAME… I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

Did you knew that killing yourself, while acting out in stage of happiness… is not original at all… already one motherfucker has screw it up for all of us.

Warm up… you low type of piece of shit.



I thought about inviting my friends over… my new A AND AN friends to come over… but I AM AFRAID OF TO NOT OFFEND THEM



I HAD A CALL WITH MY MENTOR ABOUT SOME MOTIVATION

HE SAID "IF I WAS IN YOUR PLACE I WAS GOING POOP MYSELF."


Few my other friends say, shit like:

"Stop energy drinks…"
"Start comming back more often and it work…"
"If something makes you feel bad or you don't feel great call me."



- Energy drinks, sorry I can't stop it.. I AM DRINKING IT FOR WHILE I PERFORM TO DIE INMY SPECIAL TALENT

- Your mom was saying the same while I was fucking her, I did it for self-esteem boost.

"Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye",… nothing more than TV Show hecklers

Your mom didn't say "Bye" when your father went with "Hello" then the story goes as it follows, sorry for having so pathetic low self-esteem parents… definetly few members out of your family drink first to kill their dreams and second of all for not getting enough and third  just don't like  what they see in the bitch… the women part of your family are drama queens… drama whores in other context and way.

Then your father lies with false time constrain in one of his hands and in the other with baybe stepping up to last location.




"After Party"

Sorry folks for killing the great thing but after party is after this club… bar… disco… festival… let's go have sex…

Sex is more logical and easy deniable option so we go with the unlogical thing "after party"



IF YOU DON'T KNOW… I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAVOR… GIRLS FUCTION UNLOGICAL THAT'S WHY THEY BELIEVE IN GOD

ONE DAY THIS BEAST… BAD BOY… BAD FUCK IS GOING TO FUCK 'EM!



"The Liar and The Secret"

- The guy who is ready to do everything for you… not from your family members, I am talking about the friend circle… the nice guy… this guy is ready to do everything BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU


THE LIAR

THE GUY WHO IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU… THE GUY WHO IS SAYING THIS TYPE OF SHIT

"I am not having sex tonight."
"I won't have sex with you… today…"



This guy is using the MANIPULATION "The Forbidden fruit"… which means the more you forbid something… the more people start to want it…


PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE
WHAT THEY CAN'T HAVE AT FIRST PLACE


Having human living inside you
…. For 9 months?

Really?


I HAVE SEEN SUCH FUCKERS ON TELLY … ALIENS

People kill themselves just to maxinize the sex percentage…

"I WANNA FUCK"

вторник, 30 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Me And Me

By DeYtH Banger


On first point … I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR KIDS AND PARENTS
FYCK YOU

TODAY US MY DAY

YEAH I GOT ATTENTIOM DEFICIT PROBLEM
I AM CRAVING FOR ATTENTION
MY PARENTS DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH

MY FATHER LOVES SO MUCH THAT HE KILLED HINSELF… BUT THE TRUTH HE IS A FAT LIAR


AND yes today is my day… my fucking day… not yours… fuck you…

I am here to be loud… alarming and fuck you over… I DON'T STEAL
I GROW AND FUCK AUDIENCE


I always have the pure bother touch to be more asshole and more as awful person… OKAY?

Fuck you… I hate people who get support… it personally offends me… because I DIDN'T GOT SO MUCH LOVE AS CHILD LIKE THOSE FUCKS

We need me… not you… if you are today here the most reasons are your life sucks, you have been forced..  you have been invited

YOU ARE DUMB SHITTER

WE DON'T NEED FLAT LINER FUCKS LIKE JOHN CLEESE



My day is awful… WHY?


I need to censor myself, to be careful what I say … when I say… little wrong moves with the girl without conversational empathy… I LOSE THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT GETTING IN RELATIONSHIP, MARRIAGE… GETTING FREE SEX..  THE TRAUMA WHICH YOU GET IS A LONG TERM FUCKER

YOU GET DEPRESS
YOU START FEELING GUILTY
I AM RIGHT NOW GUILTY THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE GIRL WITH WHICH I AM INTO RELATIONSHIP

I AM HORRIBLE  MOOD BREAKER


THE SICK TRUTH THE MORE FURTHER GETS THE MEET UP… THE LESSER YOU GET CHANCES TO GET OUT WITH THIS PERSON



THE PROCESS CALLED

"GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU"

"Context and meaning"




- As I said the moment you start adding meaning and context to things it puts you in misery. That's the truth and what's with wanning about argumenting my thing?


Middle Finger - It just an example of a thing which people have added meaning to a finger..  just to a fucking finger. . What's the difference between the others and this?

Zero… to the others no meaning attached and to the mid section finger it's a bad sign.

Fuck You - Just a word with weight attached to it



THIS HERE ARGUMENTS ARE FOR 10 YEARS PROTECTION


When you are kid you can sleep around your mommy… touch her tits or even play around… drink milk from it…

Right now doing this it's called pervert section… so going on touching somebody's tits or ass and context adde to it or an explanation or whatever those cry out whinny fuckers want to be added so to be normal.… SHE CALLS OVER THE COPS


When I see tranny … I SEE GOD IN ALL IS COLOURS
Yes… yesterday I went I started fucking my hand woth my big white dick, it's denibetly good white stats.

Jealousy gets into to "Feeling happy… being happy" section… if somebody kills you out of jealousy it means that he likes you.

Comedy: Words 12

By DeYtH Banger


As overall I HATE WOMEN AWFUL SIDED PIECES OF CRAP.


If I start crying like a baybe or start making child noises at my age… I DEFINETLY GOING TO A MENTAL INSTUTION THE REASON IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH AND DEFINETLY NEED SOCIAL CALIBRATION


Which at first side goes as selling myself on the cheapest price, no it's not funny it's awful.

I am honest… correct… always on time and clean the trash out and I can't get credit?



WHAT THE HELL?

Basical example of fully deformed creature!
Fucking an ugly girl it's called inner psycholigical mental illness… it's total insane… you are mentally fucked up.


The idea of pick up is go on and move on and go next that's abrutly  shortcut motto…


HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF!
MY LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT BEING AND ANGRY BUBLE
IT'S NOT A QUITE SET OF… GO FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE




I am still on the market thinking about selling my parents on the long run… waste time shitty pile of shit on the short turn it's like Gabriel hard on dick… macho… muscular guy… going on fitness being healthy.


I HOPE THOSE FOLKS DIE FROM BLOOD SHORTAGE


Ego queeen the screw up thing about those set of people is that their ego goes as far as narcissistic behavior, acting out selfish and ready to manipulate full on. We talk about live when we the truth of the matter is process of manipulation, we go get married because most of you have attacent issues we are not talking about the doctor PHIL awful books or another self-help junkie book we are talking about the true issue of the problem.

When the dog while pooping looks you right in your fucking eyes, it's called insecurity… it's called level of akwardness…
The same of bitches which qualify themselves they are doing it… in the name of insecurity… THEY ARE FUCKING INSECURE

Nothings pumps her ego and boost up her self-esteem than a low standard fuck… this is theory okay… fuck me right in the eyes… but still no tongues.




What I want is to fuck fatso ..… fat bitch .. while I FUCK HER… TO SEE how her fatty acods, lard and the cup of calories are moving all in sync. It's well balanced sex… like most diets…
When she touches my dick or jerk offs me… her fat glitchy hands are doing a the fucking work.

IT'S JERK OFF
MODE



What's with whores after sex smoking and slowly killing themselves, what's with piercing you hate yourself so much that you start punishing yourself with making holes in your body?
Women fuck… have sex… they can do it always as much as they want… in other side of the deck… men are fucked up…

With hard on dick… there is not beauty in it + they have rarely sex unpaid… and most sex is paid and if they have probably they have gone little too far.


If you fuck beauty, it means that you like yourself and you want to treat yourself in a good way.
Fucking fat girls, here the problems are that you have too much problems and you are ready to fuck your problems.
Fucking ugly girl, trying to have sex with yourself in front of the mirors.
Homos, here is the thing stop with sword hitting… it's unnatural  and it's the most dusturbing image you can see.

Okay… okay fucking stop with clapping and applause… I GET IT
ON THE TOPIC… I AM NOT A SUCESSFUL PERSON

When you talk to women there is calibrate mode which means in the mood in which she is the way she moves… that's to what you need to adapt yourself and the conversation.



The comfort she has the more she speaks… the more low caliber hooks you  use  the more you start killing the conversation…


AND PLEASE REMIND ME WHY I SHOULD GO TO PROSTITUTES?

THE BITCH WANTS COMFORT
PUT MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND YOUR PUSSY… START THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE
IT'A FUN ARROGANT EXPERIENCE

петък, 26 юли 2019 г.

Review: Finish What You Start: The Art of Following Through, Taking Action, Executing, Self-Discipline

Finish What You Start: The Art of Following Through, Taking Action, Executing, Self-Discipline Finish What You Start: The Art of Following Through, Taking Action, Executing, Self-Discipline by Peter Hollins
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"July 23, 2019 –
100.0% "It's easy digestable and it's self-bullshit."
July 23, 2019 – Shelved as: not-interest
July 23, 2019 – Shelved
July 23, 2019 – Started Reading
Finished Reading Add a date"

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Review: I'm Fine...and Other Lies

I'm Fine...and Other Lies I'm Fine...and Other Lies by Whitney Cummings
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"July 23, 2019 – Shelved as: not-interest
July 23, 2019 –
100.0%
July 23, 2019 –
100.0%
July 23, 2019 – page 53
18.4% "To be honest I LOST INTEREST!"
February 6, 2019 – page 45
15.63% "She is right about codependence and how life has gotten and how life gets toxic.

Some pages are "Okay, to be skipped", others... we get the idea."
November 10, 2018 –
1.0% "2 out of 12"
November 10, 2018 – Shelved
November 10, 2018 – Started Reading"

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сряда, 24 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible 16

By DeYtH Banger


Oh we got human factory, cherry pick upers… and how far are we gettin?
Authenticity?
God is not authentic  mainly because he is the more shitties superhero we have ever seen.


"Two years hunger"


- Death… death… you can't survive and scientifical standpoint you can't fuck without energy… fucking needs energy… food gives yiu energy. Also if tw years of hunger have happen… we are talking about chaos about death… about plenny of death bodies… THIS AUTHOR GOING LITTLE TWO FAR
WISDOM?

GO FUCK YOUR MOM
IT'S CALLED MILF



"I am send from God"



- Let's put this guy back from mentality ill hospital… we got an illness… PRETTY DELUSIONAL!

Lord is like Big Boss… IF I STARTED FOLLOWING THIS BOOK… I AM TALKING ABOUT MASSIVE AMOUTH BECOMMING AN IDIOT… + LEFTING OUT SOCIETY… REALISM

5 years of hunger… 6 years… CAN YOU COUNT… ?

365 DAYS EACH YEAR… SO LONG PERIOD STATISTICALLY WE TALKING ABPUT AWFUL GOD + PLENY … FUCKING PLENY OF DEATH BODIES

It's sounds like fast liner… fast liner of fairytales.


"Here I am"

- Fuck you!

I am now reading shit like "Uda" the lion…sounds like the poetry or whatever is with expaining the main characters + adding up details… is… IT SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE SHAKESPEAREN SHIT

WE TALKING ABOUT HOLY MANIPULATOR
LET JESUS FUCK YOU
THIS FILTHY FUCK

Title applying of not being sure… what's now next…

The talk sounds like talking with my granddad which mean the usefulness dies while you move on being useless… STILL EX-PEOPLE I HATE EM!

Egypt… egyptian fetish… I KNOW THAT IS PERFECT LOCATION… BUT FUCK YOU… AIN'T PLANNING TO DIEING IN THE SUN



"Coffins… three months hiding a baybe…"

We are talking about serious mental issues… those mother fuckers need hospitality. Hospitalization!


What type of fetish is making second characters make them main?



Before "Lord""God" now idualising "Egyptians"?

Really?


"He killed the egypt"

- Wow what?

James Patterson is here the fucking narrator?

What type of suprise is that?

Eatmyass.com?
Or fuckmeasfaraspossible.bg


"Bring Him To Eat Bread"


- I am not religious… Because there is limuts in food in islam you can't eat pigs in christianity those folks  are with limitted thunder bender menu… Bread? Fish?
Blood?
Wine?



Sounds like an members out of the alcoholic family +  on the other side the menu is fucking limited… I don't eat bread only… okay?

FOLKS?

If you don't want me to fuck around… just don't give me the fucking bible… OKAY… AIN'T PLAYING YOUR PERVERTED GAME!

"Groan from slavery."
"Shouting go to God"
"Aliens"



What the hell is that?
Go get bucket of evidence and put it right in your fucking ass … Groan?
What's that? Sexual fantasy?
Slavery and sexuality… OH OKAY I GOT IT BDSM

OH YOU SHITTY FUCJER IS NOT GROANING WHIKE BEING SLAVERY… DON'T RUIN THE WHOLE PIRN SECTION… PPEASE… UGH FUCKING PLEASE IT'S CALL BONDAGE FOR GOD SAKE YOU MORON YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

+ OTHER SIDE I SPOTTED HUGE AMOUTH OF CHILD CURIOSITY… OF WHAT I AM DOING… I AM MAKING SHIT UP?
LIKE YOU ALL OTHERS FOOLS 24/7


God once and for all got a message oh this goddam fucking fuck… once… at least fucking once to be less selfish and more selfless. Aliens… we got sci-fi?

"Remeber the tastement with Jacob, Avram and Isac?"

What's that?
I get it God says that… we need to believe and trust the ehole idea… but still remembering what?
The homosexuality?
I was thinking about


Oh god I know you can get their position… I GET THIS WHOLE IDEA SUPRISE ME YOU PIECE FUCKING GARBAGE YOU PILE OF CHEAPLESS FUCKS…

"God Angel appeared"




STOP THE FUCKING DRUGS MEN… JUST STOP EM THE MOMENT YOU SEE SO MUCH SHIT THIS LEVEL OVER THE TOP USING DRUGS

Jesus or let's say God as more clear… to be is an easy sterotype with beard… probably mid 30-40-ties…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A HOMELESS PERSON
IT'S POSSIBLE TO BE GOD THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE OF INDIVIDUAL LIVING ALONE LIFE


WE NEED SEX IN BATHROOM?
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE HARD ONS MEET HOLES AND ALOBG THE WAY LOSE ALL CAPACITY OF MAKING BABIES

Comedy: Words 11

By DeYtH Banger


I am giving here money just to keep up the fucking material on and also to make more and more of this shit… I MEAN IT WILL BE GREAT TO CALL HER FAMILY… MEMBERS… HER  FRIENDS AND ALL IF THEM TRY CRY BECAUSE THE KIDDO GOT A CANCER IN HIS MOUTH
GREAT
THAT'S GREAT MATERIAL.
. I CAN'T MAKE MY MATERIAL SENSITIVE AND DARK + TO SHOW OFF WITH GOD'S ACESSORIES
SORRY FOLKS… I AM NOT SO PRIVILIGED



The slogan behind "PUA" is "I know how to properly manipulate girls emotions…" Stop with the bullshit "I care for her" - No You don't "I love her" - Nope, Wrong again… fucking wrong again… double wrong… you don't like her… you fucking don't love her… you are there because of what she got on the market…
"I really got feelings for her…", "I think she is the right girl?"




WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING FAIRY TALE DID YOU READ?
Pick up artist is like a stick with disorders… when and why to put my other personality out… they are totally mentally fucked up creatures.

We got PUA'S with condoms in their pocket which means they are self-centered biggots.



"Hard to Get"

What's with this barrier bullshit… I AIN'T PLAYIN THIS GAME 15 FLAKES… 20… I GOT A LIFE I DON'T HAVE ANY TYPE OF MISSION OF WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE

SORRY I DON'T HAVE THAT SORT OF GOALS

I still don't get it… I AM PRETTY FUCKED UP… I CAN'T GET FREE PUSSY AND RIGHT NOW… I CAN'T DO OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES?
ALSO IN THE SAME TIME I PAY TO FICK AND MY LIFE GETS ON THE CHOPPING BOARD OF GETTING LOST?

FROM DISEASES?
HOLY COW
HOLY GOD


God hates cheaters!
That's all folks… nor less… it's all!


But still prostitutes shaming?
Really?
You finish too fast?
You are too tall?


WHAT THE HELL?
DIDN'T I  CAME HERE ONLY BECAUSE I GOT SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEMS + THIS THEORY OF FUCKING AND PICKING UP WOMEN SOUNDS SO ALIENATING AND ANXIETY BUSTER BUILDER


"Holidays"


We need them… go grabakid.com… go Fuck Your Mom as for total must to read book, it's nothing more fun than to se the mid section race the average families dudes… thinking that their rich they got credits out… they go get money from banks and after a while they are huge debt most if them… die from suicide the other part die from their own alcohol+ vommit.


HOW TO GET ON STAGE?

Get on fucking therapy you sick pick!
How to deal with girls and to be less anxious?
Stop being beta go pay for pussy to muster up some confidence and self-esteem… it's not your fault that you are fucked up and screw up


AS WE CAN SAY
PAY TO GET SOME


For me being an nerd is awful, why?

Glasses… anxiety plus life … stress plus life… heart rate plus life… THIS IS TIC TAC… BOMB… Almost o ln the way to explode. Look guys… If I am thinking about killing myself I am going to read the Richard Dawkins Book about the selfish genes.

People are selfish they talk about the shit they know… they brag about how life has give tgem the wrong market value….

IT'S TYPICAL SURVIVAL TACTIC
IF YOU FUCK ME YOU GET THIS VALUE PRINCIPLES
IF NOT YOU LOSE THAT


FUCKING IS ALL ABOUT STATUS GAME.… SURVIVAL AND GETTING VALUE THE MORE YOU FUCK THE MORE VALUE YIU GOT ON THE MARKET?



Comedy: Words 10

By DeYtH Banger



I got sadder… my week sucks. "So Hey Hello"…, I am pretty lost into my material… "I am addicted… I got addictions…" I am from AN which means… Anal Norms… I am going to poop myself up… Sometimes people use and make up words "да го факаш"… or "да го шитнем"…Then they make it sound add up a meaning like this word  has been around for a long time.



"Language"



- It's hook which I am going to use…:



French - The most gayish language… it's the language of homo… if you are man and speaking very passionately french… IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A GAY

DON'T WORRY IT WAS BETWEEN ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW AND AFTER FEW SECONDS… MINTUTES AND LONG FUCKING HOURS IT'S BETWEEN ME… YOU AND THE WHOLE FUCKING AUDIENCE



German - Language of dominance that's the language which real men, speak… focus on the words "Heil"…  "Mein Kampf" "Schrawz" it sounds pretty dominant… but this language doesn't mask anything and fuck your sloggan…



"I AM COMPENSATING"


- Language which is wirking with stole English words and Bulgarian


Bulgarian - Cry it out loud… this language is failing all it's potential… since the whole fucking creation… existence… I DON'T GIVE A FUCK OF THE GUY WHO HAS CREATED THE LANGUAGE OR THE HOMO COUPLES… BEARDED HOMOS… ANOREXIC BEARDED FUCKS…

THE LANGUAGE IS POOR OF VIBE… WASTED TIME AND NO EMOTION WHAT SO EVER

I mean… nowadays… I FEEL SO HOPLESS AND EXPRESSLESS… I STARTED TURNING THE WHOLE PROBLEM ON ME… BUT IT'S ON THEM… THOSE POOR… WORTHLESS HOMO COUPLE…



Russian - Nothing near to bulgarian language… because is most awful vommiting sounding language… ever created by Humans…


Anal Norms - I am still curious how does look a peeson who is addicted… or has got addiction problems in Arab … Turkey and as overall muslim countries is there are guy who goes like:

"I have problems… my moms hates me… and I Feel the need to blow myself with c4."



Or

"Look men… I have had sleepless nights… I have never fuck, I am clean as fuck but still I want attention… I have deficit problem… I HAVE NEEDS WHICH NEED TO BE MET… LIKE BLOWING MYSELF UP."

or

"Guys… life is awful… I HAVE AS FAR EXPECTIONS… AS FUCKING 20-30 VIRGINS… AND I AM THINKING ABOUT MYSELF UP."


So sad guys… most comedians suck… the other part go over the top… out of limits, below the belt. So here is my honesty thrown at you… People who watch sports… they do it mainly because their life sucks… they idealise other men, because that's their inner homo instinct and still the fat guy with the fat torso and the giant crouch area… is nothing more than one of those shitty fucksrs with giant dicks and balls. Those sports maniacs are worthless piece of shits!
Here I am for one thing not lie… not to make up shit… but focus on you… you are here because your life sucks… clear as that… clouds = clarity. Some people come here tell you stuff and fuck around with that me… I GET REAL SHIT PUT IT HERE…



Have you heard about emotional manipulation?
This is the thing pick up nerds do to get girls in the bed, the guy on TV to sell you a prodyct, the fucking waitress… smiles the main goal to keep you comfy the shit doesn't end here…


I WAS HOPING THE PUNCHLINE TO DRY OUT AND TO DIE RIGHT NOW… RIGHT HERE… BUT SO WRONG


THE HOMELESS FUCK  WAS CRYING… WHICH KEANS CAPABLE OF EXPRESSING EMOTIONS STARTED MANIPULATING THE CROWD… SADNESS PROVOKES EMPATHY AND COMPASSION

I REWARDED THE FUCK BECAUSE OF THE MAIN PROCESS OF THE SOCIAL MANIPULATION

Review: Confessions of a Public Speaker

Confessions of a Public Speaker Confessions of a Public Speaker by Scott Berkun
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"July 23, 2019 –
100.0%
July 23, 2019 – page 225
93.75% "I finished the book... good to read total must for people who want to learn how to talk to people also as far as giving speeches and writting."
January 28, 2019 – page 121
50.42% "We can go deep and deep nothing bad about this concept, but speakers need a feedback...."
December 17, 2018 – page 118
49.17% "This book is great and very useful it talks about the problems of public speaking... How people can't detect BULLSHIT and plenty of other good data which can be applied into day to day life."
June 1, 2018 – page 110
45.83%
May 2, 2018 – page 94
39.17% "Just take action!"
April 28, 2018 – page 90
37.5% "This book is showing way to not to be boring."
February 18, 2018 – page 73
30.42%
February 16, 2018 – page 55
22.92%
October 19, 2017 – page 47
19.58%
October 19, 2017 – page 47
19.58%
October 14, 2017 – page 42
17.5%
September 29, 2017 – Shelved as: speech
September 29, 2017 – page 40
16.67%
September 21, 2017 – page 35
14.58%
September 21, 2017 – page 29
12.08% "Out 261 Pages"
September 21, 2017 – Shelved
September 21, 2017 – Started Reading"

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понеделник, 22 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible 15

By DeYtH Banger


I am reading the bible and trying to understand how made up guy… can be our friend?

What I can do with him?
Soul sex?


I mean after all he knows everything about us… what we do, talk… think… sounds like Santa Claus but more pervert version which goes like from 3- up to 5 days a year… 24/7. Such guy has stalker issues with main problems being selfish and also got stare syndrome below his belt. I have read the bible COME ON… DON'T BULLSHIT ME
GOD IS NOT PLOT EXPERT
WRITER EXPERT
A GUY WITH ANY SKILLS
I READ LIKE 60 PAGES OUT OF THE BIBLE … WHAT I CAN SAY IS THAT GUY WHO HAS WRITTEN THIS IS A HORRIBLE WRITER



THE BOOK IS NOT SLIGHTLESS UPDATED


AND BIBLE GOT IT… ALL?
WHAT IS IT?
BULLSHIT TELL… #1

BULLSHIT
PRAYERS FO NOT GIVE ME MONEY
WORK
AND THOSE SPIRITUAL AND INCARNATION SHOT IS WOOOOOOO WOOOO NONSENSE

IT'S FREE THE BIBLE BECAUSE OS BULLSHOT TAIL WOTH NO ANY USEFUL THINGS



Bible wants it we to intepretate it… in symbolic way?
WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S FAKE THAT'S MY OPINION ON YOUR FUCKING IMAGINARY FANTASY GOD

If there was a higher energy… lord… God or whatever you call on thus planet we won't have so much sinners… and don't throw me this is the devil bullshit.

So I get offended from people who feel offended and people who have not taken the argument and saying I am agnostic… what's agnostic… about God?

He doesn't exist, do your fucking homework… you aick bag of shit not after… not tommorow… but now go do it… this is what you need "now" sense… "now moment".

I met an orthodox guy and he told me... "I can tell you what's wrong with all other religions… muslims… buddha.."

But still "You can't point me one bad thing about Juesus…" This resistant fuck was very sure that I can't do that he said even that he has studied religion… which means he has cherry pick the shit + come on… bible does not create peace. It creates chaos… if we got terror… abd war it's mainly because of religion.

Different religions say different shit about sinners and how to deal with them.


JESUS DID FEW THINGS WRONG
HE NEVER BEND OVER AND SUCK MY DICK
HE IS A FRAUD AND A LIAR
MIRACLES?
GO SUCK MY DICK AND USE YOUR TONGUE TO CLEAN MY ASS

Awful upbringing... childhood… hortible father figure. With this beard more likely an economical  manipulation and influence. When we were cavemen..
 We didn't had religion… and life was great now with this religion… it's like massive sexual mania.
Why this higher shit will give a fuck about you?
Why in first place it does that only when life is great… if you are poor and going into the trash you are left out. I just hate the noises of sleeping people it's like SATAN IS COMMING!

Jesus is a miracle guy with snap of finger few whores should will be commin… which means he got a desire… he wants shit… come on his a flesh… meat… animal… he has sexual drive. The first problem with him is problematic libido that's why they hide it… just like us we all hide our issues a d problems… we mask them… some people neglect them… others put make up on. The second one if he can do miracles why in first place he is not at least few times fucking… IT'S NOT SIN YOU FUCK… IT'S AN EVOLUTIONARY THING

Which makes the case open!

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My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"July 20, 2019 –
100.0% "Rule 1: Double check what you are plannning to read
.... and still good read... but not the best one."
July 20, 2019 –
100.0% "The author lost me... the moment she started to pitch stuff... and how to do sell... cheat sheet bullshit."
July 20, 2019 –
100.0% "The reason... I started reading this book... is because of the side effects of social media and emails."
July 20, 2019 – Started Reading
December 30, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read
December 30, 2018 – Shelved"

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събота, 20 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Words 9

By DeYtH Banger



If we gonna play game… let's play it right some people say that gals just test men for masculinity… and it's innerly builded up in them. But sorry for ruining your fantasy… if this shit is planted in auto mode then why males suck?
And it's theur way of saying socially… "I am not a bitch…", but YES YOU ARE!

Men who add up in sentences when they talk most times with girls, parasites like:



"Excuse Me"
"Please"
"Can You"


Sentences which make them seem like they are crowd pleaser, FUCKING CROWD PLEASER


GO FUCKING GROW SOME BALLS YOU PATHETIC LOW CABEABLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT




It's  getting pathetic
It's sad
Come on with such type of behavior you can go get animals not women… WOMEN WANT MEN AND STILL IT STRIKES ME AUTHETINCITY



WHAT FUCKS ME OVER NOWADAYS IS THIS WORD "AUTHETIC"… BE THAT… GO WITH … DON'T TRY TO BE OTHER… DON'T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH… BE NICER


OKAY HERE IS THE THING..  I AM NOT FROM MENTAL INSTUTION, I DON'T HAVE PERSONALITY DISORDER.… AS FOR SHOW OFF YOUR FATHER WAS A HOLY FUCK OF SHOW OFF SORRY FOR BEING SO HONEST… BUT STILL WHY DO I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF…


I AM NOT A NARROW DOWN PATHETIC PRICK
Be yourself… yes I am trying that… I was honest yiu started laughing have you gave a thought to what you are laughing… you sick freaks?
I was trying to be positive and polite…. It went as far as sarcastic and arrogant…

"Sorry"

You homo!? Cut the vivid bullshit your father was straight and now you go and eat out of pipes if happiness?
How fucked up you are?
Don't tell me that you are straight…  I hear and see how you take, move… gesture… don't throw me the crap that you  ain't homo… YES YOU ARE



YOU FATHER NEGLECTED PSYCHO FUCK NEVER FELT SORRY AFTER ALL INTERNAL INFINITIVE GUILT ON EVOLUTION STAND POINT CHILLING WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL… GETTING CHANCE TO PUT A SWORD INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE


Everything which you about to read is new… and new… nowhere to be seen… is holy fuck new material. I have been put with those pick up guys, they are social situtational manipulators… I don't make up shit… it's true… Did you know that people can sue you for entering their pesonal space?
I don't make up shit up, I wish I could make up shit like this out if my ass by sorry, I can't do that. So imagine fucking a vagina …. Touching a female body until she decides…



I AM GOING SUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
LITTLE SNAP
THEN CRACK
THEN TRY TO WHIPE YOUR ASS AS GOOD AS HIDING YOURSELF FROM YOUR FUTURE MOLESTERS.

I wish I could be a manipulator, but I am not… still I like the people who die from cancer and tumor… IT'S LIKE GOD SAYING LOVE YOU WITH PERMENANT AND LIFE THREATENING ACCESSORIES
Imagine talking to a girl… having a touch… hug… a conversation… going almost where she lives the more you leave it for other day the more you gonna get lower and lower chances of meeting… THE IRONY YOU NEED INVESTMENT FROM HER AND IF IT'S POSSIBLE EVEN AND TO FORCE IT… IF YOU DON'T HAVE THAT SORRY GUYS… YOUR CGANCES ARE AS GOOD AS WATCHING YOUR MOM WHILE YOUR FATHER FUCKS HER OVER AND EVEN HE SAYING… "CONE ON THE BOARD TO FUCK HER"
IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS… IT COULD HAPPEN… WHICH REMINDS ME "NEVER" SAY "NEVER".

"Arrogance"

- That's how clear mind sounds of… less tocicity and honest with deep sharp edge…


"Rape"

- The bitch is beginng for it… FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE GOD… IS TIME FOR FUN… SEX FUN… RAPE COOL AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?


Comedy: Words 8

By DeYtH Banger


Nothing strikes me more than pedophiles those fuckers are having more and more sex we need to judge them by the bible…

Greedy MotherFuckers
Sick and Evill

They die in hell


Pedo-philies, it's near to philosophy wird but still it's a strong word… pedo is like a rank definetly that. But to be honest I got the whole thing wrong… like most of you hunans… fragile and innerly fucked up. Pedophiles is type of expertise. Thing about it!


Grannies cool word for the eldery and unwanted partners for sex as younger fucks we want to fuck our moms and rare occansions  there are cases of guys wanting to fuck grannies… I STILL NEED TIME TO SUM UP THIS WHOLE SHIT IN PORNSITES WE CAN SEE WHOLE ROLL BUNCH OF THEM… FUCKING ELDERY

The more life fucks you over the more innerly dimensionally screw up you get. To go fuck your granny you need full package of scrutiny.

Grannies get less fucked manly because they are the freaks of the show… they are like bouncers, they can secure the gates and few times get lucky and get few dicks out there.
Ask the old guy… why he is yellin!
The ugly bitch wants cock and he is not getting erected or even interested to fuck her… because look her… if you are man… this is the last man on the plannet you want fuck.



Still bothers me gilf fetish… not foot fetish… but eldery few times I was total on to fuck this lifeless bitch…

Think about it… now … then later… don't put it for later as most cases you win't never do it later. It's a "later" syndrome… Probably using the same words… probably again driffting around shit which I have already been around… but whatever…

"Retard" is more nicer word than "moron" and "idiot"… people are fragile… nobody wants to get offended everyone wants to get laugh…
That's what's society is…

"Vegan fucks", you can't get this one let's start with the orgadm noises males  make at gym… I have seen what sounds males make while they make love…

IT'S AWFUL
It's like gorilla… sweatty… hairy gorrilla… but Evolution says it has got intelligence. Look those fucks… called humans bodies of animals after few crazy nights with


- Drugs, Alcohol, Party

In roll
Over and over


We can addd up and prostitutes and strip dancers… and strip clubs… let's make it fun… isn't this the holy fuck dream of every fucking human?
And bible as always knows the future and says doing that puts you in hell

ON SECOND THOUGHT
I AM GOING IN HELL
MORE FUN PLACE!

Vegan fucks… I haven't forgotten them… I went above and below them, I tried to middle them… point them… stare at them and really… fucking really I am trying to get right and put to all limits… no further ado…

Vegans are people who do not eat meat… THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO BE BURN…

I AM MEAN WHAT'S ALL WITH THIS DIETS EAT HEALTHY… DO NOT EAT WHAT YOU WANT… DO NOT EAT MEAT…

You are taking too seriously this life…

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
Nobody will judge you afterlife… probably tge guy with a small fish inside his dick peehole will try to judge you… but nor other.

четвъртък, 18 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Words 7

By DeYtH Banger


Homos are like the brain deficiency kids… they got a specific shape.. they do not put it on the right place. Rectangle gets to rectangle… which means you don't go hace sex with the same gender you search in the other gender the same shape… THE GUY STARTS INSERTING THE PLUG INSIDE OF THE SAME CREATURE… TYPE LIKE HIM


NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER RETARD

God hates them for reason they smell bad, they sweat… nothing sexy about stoic fuck and right now sucking a pipe full of kids… come on those fucks need to be lock and loaded… we need to start killing the kid eater race. Homos get in  more relationships than straight people.
Hey, black fuck stop licking your lips it's so awful!

I feel awful…


"Goodbye.. goodbye… goodbye"
Heckling from the crowd… IT'S GOD IT'S SOMETHING NEW THIS SHIT… NEW SHIT ON THE FUCKING MARKET



"Your father didn't said to your mom Goodbye… he said "Hello" and they he fucked her and then freaks like you joined the show."


Journalist do not care about you… they show package of enotions, nust for the sake if manipulation + to search sensation…. They want this shit on tge market!

"Fuck You"
Shout loud… fucking shout loud… then
Nothing more bothers you than the attached bundle package of shit… and meaning to bad shit… this is what adds up to your misery…


Depress and stay home… you are not funny

Okay fuck off… you stuttered fuck!

"11 million people were killed during the Holocaust (1.1 million children). 6 million of those victims were Jewish. Other groups targeted by the Nazis were Jehovah’s Witnesses, homosexuals, disabled people, and Roma."

- This is call strategy!

"In Soviet prisons, homosexuals suffered all kinds of humiliations. The homosexual prisoners were forced to sleep next to the latrines, to perform the worst tasks of the prison, to eat separately from the other prisoners, and to offer sexual favors to other prisoners or guards to avoid beatings and rapes. "

- We got a seller… marketter!


"In his paper “The Behavioral Immune System (And Why It Matters),” Schaller notes that the behavioral immune system is a “crude line of defense” against the pathogens that may affect human health. Humans are hypersensitive to diseases and harmful agents that may be present, which triggers psychological responses. People with chronically heightened sensitivity are more likely to feel disgusted, and, therefore, outraged, by the people around them. Those who are more gregarious in their social life are in blissful ignorance of their increased likelihood of getting sick.

For example, sensitivity to the behavioral immune system is at play when someone has an outsized reaction to breaking the conventions of sexual norms, because sexual contact has the possibility of leading to illness. They’re responding to years of human existence where sex could lead to some pretty bad stuff.

“When people feel more vulnerable to infection, they are more likely to encourage other people to conform to existing traditions, and also are themselves more likely to conform to majority opinion,” Schaller says. “Disgust (which serves as a kind of emotional cue connoting potential vulnerability to infection) is also associated with more conservative and political attitudes.”"


"Because immunological defence against pathogens is costly and merely reactive, human anti-pathogen defence is also characterized by proactive behavioural mechanisms that inhibit contact with pathogens in the first place. This behavioural immune system comprises psychological processes that infer infection risk from perceptual cues, and that respond to these perceptual cues through the activation of aversive emotions, cognitions and behavioural impulses. "

"Humans and other animals have a long history of living in proximity to parasitic organisms—bacteria, viruses, helminths—that cause infectious diseases. This proximity imposed substantial selection pressures on ancestral populations, resulting in many different adaptations that, in a variety of ways, mitigate the potential fitness costs posed by these pathogens. Most obviously, there evolved the sophisticated suite of physiological mechanisms that define immunological defence systems, which are designed to detect the presence of pathogens within the body and, when detected, to mobilize physiological responses that encapsulate, kill or otherwise eliminate these pathogenic intruders. "

"In recent years, the behavioural immune system has received considerable attention in the study of human behaviour, with an emphasis on the specific psychological mechanisms (pertaining to attention, perception, cognition and emotion) that guide human behaviour. Much of this work has focused on one specific emotion—disgust—that is associated with disease-avoidance behaviour, on the specific kinds of perceptual things that elicit disgust, and on the specific circumstances under which a disgust response is either exaggerated or reduced …"

I started reading an article about studying behavior people getting upset and offended by jokes I got nowhere… it is like those I read from the news I think I gonna get smarter and clever… I finish it and my IQ stays the same numbers… the same with sports…

IF YOU ARE SPORTS FAN KILL YOURSELF
OH MY MISTAKE
I MEAN YOU ARE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
KILL YOURSELF
NOPE MY MISTAKE
BEER TALKING

That's what pick up artist use to mask up there sexual interest… negs… teases and even we can see out there geeks and nerds succeeding with tge women race. When I found out … I FELT PURE DEEPER ANGER… LET'S DRAIN TGIS MOTHERFUCKERS

Those fuckers are the same game fantatics with the cheating codes and knowing every detail and secret… they are going against God… I feel great that once I go hand in hand with God. It little startles me… Can he execute a handjob… does he have two hands or he has three?
How much?
I have seen girls which operate with their habds pretty well!

Do not lie to me
Do not lie to yourself

You are here because your life sucks… women tend to be less funnt than males structured and ready females to laugh at males jokes… males don't laugh at females jokes… abd let's cut the chase the way a woman laugh it's a show up experience of orgasm… closed eyes… open mouth… GOD IS STARTING TO YANK THIS FUCKERS






вторник, 16 юли 2019 г.

Bible Arguments 15

By DeYtH Banger


""No one has ever seen God."
—John 1:18
Many of my debate opponents agree with me that there is actually no evidence for a god. If there were, we would not be having the debate. No one would be asking, “Why is there something rather than nothing?” because there would be better ways to argue. If there were truly evidence for a god, they would put it on the table. By now someone should have won the Nobel Prize for pointing out such evidence."

- Dan Baker


"They simply assert that their god hypothesis (or presupposition, as some theists honestly phrase it) is the best explanation for our current lack of knowledge. This is an argument from ignorance, not evidence.
Granting the lack of evidence, some believers come back with the brilliant parry: “Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” So there! Since we atheists cannot absolutely prove that their supernatural god does not exist, they can pretend to be justified in maintaining their belief in what might be true, what is true to them by faith or presupposition. But, then, since no one can prove to me that leprechauns do not exist, can I assert that they do? Look at a box of Lucky Charms! If the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, can you argue that I should stop believing in leprechauns? Of course you can. The absence of evidence is not proof of absence, but it is certainly evidence of absence. Absence is not a thing, but evidence of absence definitely is a thing. You can hold it in your hand."

- Dan Baker

"If something truly does not exist, the only possible evidence for its nonexistence would be the absence of evidence for its existence where we should expect it to be. Richard Dawkins points out in The God Delusion that “a universe with a God would look quite different from a universe without one.” So far, conducting a comprehensive scientific search of the structure of the universe—certainly more thorough than any bomb squad—the chart has come up empty. We have evidence that God does not exist. We don’t have proof, but it is safe to go back in the building Why are theists free to say leprechauns do not exist but atheists are not free to say the same about God? Well, because they believe in God and not in leprechauns. When Anselm concluded his famous ontological argument, thinking he had neatly proven the existence of God using mere words (which truly is something from nothing), he couldn’t resist making a prayer with a jab at us nonbelievers: “Why, then, has the fool said in his heart, there is no God (Psalms 14:1), since it is so evident, to a rational mind, that you do exist in the highest degree of all? Why, except that he is dull and a fool?”29 If anybody was dull, it was Anselm."

- Dan Baker

"I think most believers are kinder than Anselm and would never stoop to name-calling or hurl insults, like the bible does, in order to belittle opposition or score a rhetorical point against atheists. I think most honest believers who truly wrestle with definitions and assumptions can admit that we atheists are just as committed to clarity as they claim to be. We disagree, but disagreement is not a crime. If more believers would respect the motives of atheists, wouldn’t that be something, from nothing."

- Dan Baker

"The next day the lonely bird flies back over the sodden spot and sees that the anthill is gone. It glides further down the muddy riverbed and spots you, wandering alone, doing the only thing you know how to do, smelling around, moving some dirt. What if the bird were to yell down, “Stop it! It’s pointless. Your queen is dead. Nobody cares, don’t you see? You’re wasting your time. Nothing lasts forever.” Would you say, “Oh, sorry,” and just give up? Or would you say, “I am an ant. What else am I supposed to do?”
Would your life have meaning."

- Dan Baker

"If God is using us to convey a “meaning,” then who
is he talking to? Are people and ants just piano keys that God plays to amuse himself?
In the case of the dots on the canvas and the marchers in the band, we do know there was a human designer, but in the case of life itself we do not know that. In fact, we now know that life is the result of impersonal evolution and is not intelligently directed or designed at all. Since it looks designed—since natural selection utilizing randomness is not intuitively grasped by our minds—we (some of us) make the mistake of imagining there was an intelligent meaning behind it all."

- Dan Baker

"We don’t want to feel pointless. We want a stamp of approval, or a sense that our activities are directed by and pointing to something larger than ourselves. We don’t want to be mere dots on a canvas that could burn up, or ants that get washed away in a flash flood. We want to feel big, or a part of something bigger than just us, little us.
There is a silly scene in the movie Pee-wee’s Big Adventure where Pee-wee loses control and falls off his bicycle in front of a crowd of children. As he stands up he says, “I meant to do that.” That is very funny, but why? Because intention indicates meaning. It might also give dignity, depending on how you value bike-handling skills. What Pee-wee meant by “meant” (the meaning of meaning) was planning followed by intention followed by execution (hopefully followed by praise, or at least not ridicule). The humor in that scene comes from knowing that he was desperately trying to back engineer the process, saving face by making it appear that the accident was deliberate. He was attempting to instill meaning where there was none.."

- Dan Baker

"Every cell in your body contains “meaning” from your ancestors. (I put “meaning” in quotes because it is just information that is passed. It becomes meaning when we think about it.) Your ancestors were not talking directly to you, but like an artist, they created a product that speaks to the future..."

- Dan Baker


"The cosmos doesn’t care. A flash flood will destroy it all. There is no meaning to any of this.” Even if true, would they have stopped? Of course not. Humans do what humans do. My great-grandparents John and Angelita and Jack and Lizzie (from different diasporas) led meaningful lives, in both senses, from their point of view as well as mine. Even if they had had no grandchildren—and some people indeed lead meaningful childless lives by choice, enhancing and protecting the lives and genes of others—their life would have been their life, and that is beautiful all by itself…"

- Dan Baker

"We can indefinitely stack symbols upon symbols, concepts upon concepts, reaching up to an infinite God or down to nothingness, but it is all a trick of language. If it doesn’t ultimately refer to anything real, it is vacant vocabulary. “In the beginning was the Zord, and the Zord was with God, and the Zord was God,” the gnostic evangelistic John tells us in his first sentence. But what does that mean? A zord can be useful (like the word “word”), but only if it ultimately refers to something that actually exists—a referent to which the symbol of the symbol can point. At the end of the day an algebraic equation has to resolve to so many apples or kilometers, or it is just make-work. The “meaning of life” never resolves to anything real, but the “meaning in life” certainly does…"

- Dan Baker

"At that final point of our unavoidable destiny, there will be no Mockingzird in the Sky, no “Zord of God” calling down “I told you so.” It will all be over and forgotten—and since there will be no one left to do the forgetting, it will be truly unforgettable. Do you find that depressing? I find it exhilarating.
In the movie Annie Hall by Woody Allen, nine-year-old Alvy has stopped doing his homework, so his mother takes him to a psychiatrist who asks, “Why are you depressed, Alvy? “Well, the universe is everything,” Alvy says, “and if it’s expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything! … What’s the point?”
“What has the universe got to do with it?” his mother asks. “You’re here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!”
Alvy and his mother are both right. There is no meaning in the cosmic picture, but there is meaning in the here and now. Here in Brooklyn.9 How do you feel about that? What can you do about it? You already know that your not-too-distant descendants will forget about you, or even if they don’t—even if you become astonishingly famous."

- Dan Baker

"Live your own life. If you are reasonable and kind, you will discover that meaning is not handed to you from on high; it emerges naturally from your own life-driven purpose."

- Dan Baker

Bible Arguments 14

By DeYtH Banger


"And if a nonbeliever replies honestly, “I don’t know why there is something rather than nothing,” believers will crow: “Aha! You don’t have an answer, and I do!” This is known as a “god of the gaps” argument, or an argument from ignorance. Any mystery can be “solved” without doing any work, simply by plugging the hole with magic.
But let’s be charitable and fair. On its face, the question is not necessarily religious. The motives of those who ask, “Why is there something rather than nothing?” may be honest and sincere, and even if not, that alone is no reason to dismiss their conclusion. Since something cannot come from nothing, their argument goes,…"

- Dan Baker

"If there is nothing, then there has to be something.
So, “can something come from nothing?” really means “can something come from something?” and that is a no-brainer. “Can something be what makes it different from what it is not?”
“Nothing” is just a word we use to identify absence. It is a concept, not a thing. The concept of absence can apply to things that are real as well as to things that are imaginary. The absence of Neanderthals and the absence of leprechauns arenot measured the same way, but they end up the same. Absence is absence.
Since “nothing” is a concept, and concepts are a result, not a cause, of a brain, asking if something can come from nothing is like asking if a brain can come from a thought it is thinking."

- Dan Baker

"Why do we assume that reality, unmanaged, collapses to nothingness? Is it like gravity? The path of least resistance? From whence comes the great power of the void? (And if the void has this power, then it has something.) Perhaps it is the other way around: the great power of matter and energy is holding back the void. “Nature abhors a vacuum,” Aristotle thought.
But that all seems pretty silly, because something/nothing is not a proper yin/yang. They are not balanced opposites of a composite whole. If they were, then zero would be the reciprocal for every other number and math would be meaningless. But one thing we do know—and if there were a god, he/she would know it too—is that something indeed does exist, so there is no argument. Reality has not decayed into nothingness, or remained in such a state, not in the natural world or the supernatural world (if there is such a place). In fact, if there were truly nothingness, there would be no reality at all, natural or supernatural. We are aware of the reality that something does exist. That’s what reality means. Whatever the Theory of Everything (TOE) turns out to be, there will come a point where we simply have to refer to a brute fact—perhaps strings or branes or quantum wave potential, or something else. That is exactly what theists do when they refer to their brute fact of…"

- Dan Baker

"Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking thinks our entire universe, not just particles, has arisen from the void. “Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist,” Hawking writes. “It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going."

- Dan Baker

"Therefore, nothing exists. Putting the two bad-grammar arguments together, we could prove that God is Utter Nothingness…"

- Dan Baker

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, “Let there be light!” And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
—Ellen DeGeneres20
Notice that when we ask “can something come from nothing?” we are playing a loaded game similar to “who caused the thunder?” We are swallowing the claim that something, anything, always has to “come from” something or someone else. If we do that, we are forced to look for a “what” or a “who.”
When we ask “can something come from nothing?” what do we mean by “come from”? I think there are two normal usages of that phrase: impersonal and personal. In ordinary usage, “comes from” means something physical and impersonal. A house “comes from” lumber or stone or building material. The lumber comes from trees, the stone from quarries, the bricks from mud, the nails and hardware from metal. A tree comes from a seed, the stone and metal comes from physical processes in the earth and the stars. And so on. These are all sufficient answers. So asking where the universe “came from” in that sense would be asking for the location of a huge quarry or forest of materials from which the construction materials…"

- Dan Baker

"…cause of its own existence and even the cause of the existence of God. (Not supernatural, but “naturalsuper.”) I have no reason to believe that contrived scenario, but it is no less fantastic than theism…"

- Dan Baker

"God is a spirit.
—John 4:24
There is no good reason to believe in a god, but if such a being exists, he also should ask himself, “Why am I here? Why is there a god instead of no god?” Most believers will claim that a god would never ask where it came from because a god is a great spirit outside of nature. The “great spirit” is above the law: you can’t haul in the king for questioning, they insist. A spirit, they say, unlike us physical creatures, can indeed exist without an explanation, timeless, causeless, not needing a frame of reference or context. They imagine that there are actually three states of existence: nothing, something, and spirit. It is spirit that mediates between nothing and something, they claim. Spirit can cause something to come from nothing. God was looking around one day, saying, “There is nothing, and I don’t like it, so I am going to turn nothing into something. Fiat lux ex nihilo. Lo, behold, now something exists!"

- Dan Baker

"A spirit, whatever it is, must be either something or nothing. If it is not something, it is nothing.
By the way, if God is defined as “a spirit,” then spirit is something that God is made of. So spirit is not God. It is something more basic, otherwise God could not be “a spirit.”
Some believers will reply that a spirit is indeed “something,” but it is not “something natural.” The question “can something come from nothing?” really means “can something natural come from nothing?” The supernatural or spiritual realm (which they have conjured out of nothing) is exempt from the question, they insist. Their three states of existence really are: nothing, nature, and spirit. We are natural creatures asking a natural question—a question about the entire notion and existence of “natural”—and the only sensible answer, they claim, must come from outside."

- Dan Baker

"If nothing comes from nothing, and if God came from nothing, then God is nothing.
Most believers insist that that is equivocating. We can’t compare God and the universe like that. God is a special case: he is great and personal and powerful and, unlike the impersonal lifeless universe, he has the ability to create himself. But how does that help their argument? If they say that “nothing comes from nothing” really means “nothing except God-who-is-great comes from nothing,” well there you go. They are back to question begging, inserting the conclusion into the premise. What could be a clearer example of circular logic? If you already believe in a god before you make the argument, then you don’t need the argument at all. It should be discarded. If believers agree that they don’t need the argument, but think that we atheists do—as a tool of evangelism—then they still need to convince us to embrace their “except God” qualification before we can get the argument off the ground, and if we did, we wouldn’t need the argument because we would no longer be atheists."

- Dan Baker

"He is the Creator. He is all-powerful. The king does not ask “who is above me?” God is “I am that I am” who needs no explanation.
But when believers say God is “big” and “powerful,” what do they mean? Those are words of dimension, force, and time. Can the word “big” mean something without measuring along dimensions? Can the word “power” be understood without plotting work across a span of time? If God is truly outside those dimensions, then what does it matter if he is called “big” and “powerful”? Those words have no meaning outside of the natural world, if it is possible to be “outside” of the natural world."

- Dan Baker

"We may as well say “God is bliphish and pomthical.” God talk is nonsensical. He is the holy iDot.
If God is truly outside of somethingness, he is nothing at all…"

- Dan Baker

"“Without God, We Are Nothing.” Pell was the Archbishop of Sydney. Today he is Number 3 at the Vatican, as the prefect of the Secretariat for the Economy, Pope Francis’s new finance ministry. If anyone is an expert in the faith, it would be “His Eminence Cardinal Pell.” (I couldn’t bring myself to use that title: he called me “Dan,” so I called him “George.”) During the debate, he used the word “spirit” and “spiritual” a number of times, so during cross examination, I asked him this question:
Dan: Can you define for us, using positive terms, what is a “spirit,” and how that would differ from nothing at all?
George: I just said that I can’t define “God,” but I can say something useful about “spirit.” I believe in the reality of love. I believe it’s a spiritual quality. I believe honor is something that is real. Disgrace is real. Forgiveness is real. Something spiritual is invisible, but sometimes it can be very powerful. The love of a husband and wife, the love between parents and children, they are probably the most important realities in many people’s lives. They are spiritual realities.
Dan: Let me follow up. I can define all of those things, like love, family, and feelings, in purely natural terms, as functions of an organism. But why were you not begging the question by saying that the definition of “spiritual” is love, which is spiritual? I want to know what it is. Does it occupy space? Does it occupy time? Does it have a weight? Can you measure it along a dimension? How would you know that your “spirit” is not just a concept as opposed to an actually existing thing in reality?
George: Well, you can’t measure a spirit. It is certainly not material. But the examples that I have given are very real and very powerful. Once there was an Australian poet who said that sometimes people can be at a concert and be like dogs at a concert. They hear every sound but have got no understanding of the music, because the music is something that is spiritual and beautiful and real. They can’t be reduced. They are connected with physical activities, but they can’t be reduced to those physical activities.
So I’m a dog, but I take that as a compliment. Notice that Pell said “spirit” is immaterial and invisible and can’t be measured, but it has power. Does he not know that power is measured materially? He sidestepped telling us what a “spirit” actually is. When believers are asked to define what “spirit” actually is—not to list synonyms like ghost, vision, or poltergeist; or attitudes like enthusiasm, love, emotion, or determination; but to describe the actual substance of the entity—they always define it by what it is not: intangible, noncorporeal, immaterial, ineffable, non-natural. (They might even say “the spirit is the ethereal essence.”) They never tell us anything positive. "

- Dan Baker

"Even if spirit does exist in some unknowable way—in spite of my impertinence in asking for a definition—what do believers mean when they say it is “outside” of nature? Exactly where is that? If a spirit is outside of nature, it still must be somewhere, in a region “beyond.” And that is still a place. Something might indeed be outside our own observable universe in the wider cosmos, but how can anything be outside of nature? Universes within the multiverse would certainly be outside of each other, but they would still be part of the natural cosmos. If we don’t have a coherent definition of “outside of nature,” then it is meaningless to suggest that that is where the spirit or supernatural exists.
Some think that to be outside of nature is to be in another dimension. But that is incoherent. Dimensions are used to measure natural things. Dimensions are what we mean when we say something is natural: the object occupies space and time, which are charted in four dimensions, at least. The amounts of space and time that an object occupies are measured along those dimensions compared to other objects, or the distance between other objects, which…"

- Dan Baker

"“Can something come from nothing?” might be unanswerable because it is unaskable. Logically, mathematically unaskable…"

- Dan Baker

"“What is s/0?” Don’t even try to reply. It is not a valid question.
The reason we cannot divide by zero—the reason it is a nonsensical question—is because “divide” means to “share.” It’s where we get the phrase “divvy up.” How can three children share twelve cookies? By giving four cookies to each child. But if you don’t have any children who want the cookies, then it makes no sense to talk about sharing the cookies. You can only share (divide) when you have a positive nonzero number of divisors (children). If the number of numerators (cookies) is negative, we are talking about sharing a debt, which is the same thing in obverse. If the number is zero, we can’t…"

- Dan Baker

"Ultimately, when the cause or source of the cosmos gets down to the simplest brute fact—when the divisor finally shrinks to one—the question will be “what is something divided by one?” The answer will be “itself.” Since believers think “God divided by one” is a valid question while “God divided by zero” is not, why do they not allow me to think the same of the cosmos?
There actually is a sneaky way to do an end run and “divide by zero” without causing a crash, and that is to divide zero by itself. This is a trick because we can’t actually divide by zero, and would never need to, but based on the axiom that any number divided by itself (n/n) is 1, we might logically (not mathematically) conclude that 0/0=1. This checks out because 1x0=0. So if 0/0=1, then “nothing from nothing” equals something. Something from nothing. If nothing truly existed (0/0), it would be something…"

- Dan Baker

Bible Arguments 13

By DeYtH Banger


"As comedian Bill Maher pointed out in one of his hilarious monologues,1 you can freeze a stem cell indefinitely, which is something you definitely cannot do with a baby. Even the bible, which equates life with breath, actually seems to agree with modern American law, which acknowledges that a human life begins at viability. I don’t know of any fundamentalists who add nine months to their age. But many believers, being religiously colorblind, can only conceive of “life” (a full person) as black or white, red or blue, all or nothing. Those of us who affirm a woman’s freedom to decide her own reproductive future equate a human life with personhood, seeing the earlier stages of development within a spectrum leading up to a precious baby whose arrival and existence we do cherish. Personhood is blue, while a zygote is red, with a prism in the middle."

- Dan Baker

"In the beginning was the Turtle. The Turtle was swimming across an endless body of water. One day it dove to the bottom and brought up a lump of mud. When the mud baked in the sun, it became dry land. The land expanded into a vast area where trees grew. One day the Rabbit started kicking a blood clot by one of the trees until it formed into a human being."

- Dan Baker

"Then I asked how many believed the creation myth of a later group of people, the Bronze Age Israelites, including the earth being created from a watery void, Adam being formed from the mud, Eve being taken from his rib, a talking snake, a talking donkey, a jealous genocidal war god named Yahweh (“my name is Jealous”), the Nile River turning to blood, and food falling from the sky. Most of the hands went up in that audience. They think the Turtle is false but the talking snake is true. They are polarized. They can’t see outside their own color.
All human groups have invented meaningful fables, but their fable is actual truth, they proclaim. The vast array of colorful creation myths collapses into “us versus them.” Truth versus lies. Some believers do appreciate the varieties of religious belief in anthropology; they just see them all as quaint but false, “out there,” while their belief is the one true faith. They can’t see themselves as part of the fabric, or their color as part of a spectrum, or their religion as having evolved from earlier antecedents. In the previous chapter, I talked about how law has ancestors, but the same is true with religion. If you can step back and see that your religion is just one cousin from a grandparent (as Christianity and Islam are descended mainly from Judaism), and also realize that the grandparent is a cousin to other religions descended from even earlier ancestors, you can perceive your faith not as a blunt stand-alone creation, but as a small part of a larger array. Your worldview becomes enriched. Gregory Riley does a nice job of illustrating the family tree (or branching river system) of world faiths in his book The River of God."

- Dan Baker

"Look at your own beliefs the same way you look at the beliefs of others: from a distance. If you can’t do that, you are religiously colorblind.
Think about ethics. Most of us, including believers, act as if we embrace situational ethics in our daily lives, but most religions teach that there are absolute moral laws that must be followed no matter what, by command of a dictator. For example, since the Ten Commandments prohibit bearing “false witness” against a neighbor, most Christians think it is always wrong to tell a lie. Not just wrong, but sinful—a character flaw. However, while it is true that honesty is generally a good principle for social harmony, telling a lie is not always immoral. We do have laws against perjury, false advertising, contractual misrepresentation, impersonating an officer, identity theft, and so on, but it is generally not illegal to tell a lie.
Suppose a woman came to your front door, bruised and bleeding, saying that her husband is trying to kill her. You take her into your home, tend to her wounds, give her a place to stay for a while. Later, her husband comes banging on your door, shouting, “Do you know where my wife is?!” What do you do? As a good moral person, do you tell him the truth? I think all of us know that in that particular situation, the most moral thing to do is lie to that man. Otherwise, we risk greater harm to the woman. Telling that lie is not a sin: it is a good act of which you should be proud. But some Christians have told me that although they would indeed lie to the husband, they would feel bad about it and would later ask God for forgiveness. In their polarized brains, telling a lie is always sinful. Morality is absolute. Such colorblind moral thinking influences all ethical issues with which society is struggling, including stem-cell research, birth control, abortion, gay marriage, doctor-assisted suicide, war, state-church seperation…"

- Dan Baker

"Suppose I break into the home of a loving Christian family. This mother, father, and two children are faithful church attenders who read the bible and pray every day. They are generous, good people who help others and witness for their faith in Jesus. I tie them up and shoot the dog. I drown their cat in the bathtub. Then I set the house on fire and they all die. When the police ask me, “Why did you do it?” I reply: “No reason. The Devil made me do it."

- Dan Baker

"In the biblical Book of Job we read about a good “blameless and upright” family man who was faithful in worship yet endured horrible torture at the hand of the God he loved. Satan, with God’s explicit permission, caused a huge wind to blow down a wall and kill Job’s ten children. All of his thousands of animals were killed. (The bible doesn’t say if he had a dog or a cat.) In Job 2:3 we find these words: “The LORD said to Satan, ‘Have you considered my servant Job? There is no one like him on the earth, a blameless and upright man who fears God and turns away from evil. He still persists in his integrity, although you incited me against him, to destroy him for no reason.’” So the police ask God, “Why did you do it,” and God replies: “No reason. The Devil made me do it. Then I said to the audience, “Raise your hands if you think the God of the bible is a moral monster.” Less than half the hands shot up.
That is proof that hundreds of people in that room had eyes to see, but saw not. The same crime by two different actors for the same reason is judged morally wrong when committed by only one of the actors. This is a psychological bias induced by religion. It is “looking the other way,” deliberately excusing the actions of a family member or other person you admire or love. It is what allows ministers and priests to get away with abusing children right under the noses of their parishioners who can’t imagine their beloved leader would."

- Dan Baker

"Think about truth. Most fundamentalists demand that truth claims be absolute. In true polarized fashion, Jesus reportedly said, “All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.” Christians are required to think that any answer between the extremes comes from Satan!"

- Dan Baker

"Servetus was murdered because of the misplacement of a preposition. His view of the nature of God was a different hue from Calvin’s. Servetus had discovered that the New Testament does not actually teach the concept of the Trinity. (Hence, the birth of modern Unitarianism where the deity is not “God in three persons” but simply “one God.”) There is only one verse in the bible that explicitly mentions the triune nature of God in three persons: “For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one” (1 John 5:7). This is known as the Johannine Comma, because, as Servetus learned, it did not appear in any preceding Greek manuscripts of the biblical text. That verse had been interpolated into the more recent Latin Vulgate translation by the Catholic Church. Servetus eagerly brought this textual and doctrinal error to Calvin’s attention, naively imagining he would welcome another opportunity to correct the fallacies of Catholicism."

- Dan Baker

"Fundamentalists have a desperate need to agree with each other 100 percent. To feel confident and unthreatened, the religiously colorblind need to know that all the members of their group are seeing the same color. “I appeal to you, brothers and sisters,” Paul wrote, “in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of…"

- Dan Baker

"Truth is not a thing. Truth is simply a measure of how well a statement matches reality. The only thing that can be true or false is a statement, a proposition. Reality is not truth: reality is reality. If the sky is blue and I say, “The sky is blue,” then there is a strong correspondence between my statement and reality, so my statement would be true. If I say, “The sky is orange with black polka dots,” there is a very low correspondence, so my statement would be false. Of course, the sky is always changing color (it is sometimes orange), and is dark during the night, so “the sky is blue” is a true statement that has to be qualified. It is not absolute…"

- Dan Banker

"You have magically turned faith into fact, water into wine.
Truth is rarely black and white. (I wanted to write “never black and white,” but that statement would be absolute. I need to allow that I might be wrong.) Forcing truth to be absolute is like making the rainbow a solid color, which is no rainbow at all.
The next time you talk with a true believer, remember that fundamentalists are religiously colorblind. That’s what it means to be a fundamentalist. That includes the founder of Christianity. Jesus, if he existed, called himself “the Truth,” and said, “He that is not with…"

- Dan Baker

Bible Arguments 12

By DeYtH Banger


"Our God is good, because he told us he is good. New Yorkers are evil because they are offending his holiness and corrupting our tribe. If you judge our Lenape Lord to be evil, then you are committing blasphemy."

- Dan Baker

"If we can’t judge God to be bad, then neither can we judge him to be good. To worship God is to judge God. If what look like “bad” actions of God might actually be good, then what look like “good” actions of God might actually be bad, and we are helpless to know the difference. When he tells us he is good, he might be lying, and if believers think he is not, they are judging him. If they can judge God, why can’t I? They say he is good by his decree. I say he is bad by his actions."

- Dan Baker

"The bible preaches a pessimistic view of human nature. “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.”28 There’s that intimidating word “glory.” Notice that biblical wrongdoing is connected not with real human suffering but with offending the deity. We are all bad: “All have turned away, they have together become worthless; there is no one who does good, not even one.”29 We all deserve to die: “The wages of sin is death.”30 Notice here that death is not viewed as a natural event but as a punishment for the crime of not glorifying the deity. “As in Adam all die, so in Christ shall all be made alive.”31 Without Jesus, we are all doomed."

- Dan Baker

"…the original sin transmitted to us through Adam. (I never thought of this when I was a preacher, but if “sin” is inherited, is it genetic?)
A humanistic view of human nature is neither negative nor positive. It is realistic and optimistic. We recognize that we all fall somewhere across a spectrum of characteristics and tendencies that are a mix of violence and empathy. Some will lean more toward “saint” and others toward “sinner,” but except for a few people at the far end of the curve who are truly mentally unhealthy, most of us are neither wholly “bad” nor wholly “good” by nature..."

- Dan Baker

"Unlike most believers, most humanists are optimistic about human nature. It’s not that we think we are perfect, or even perfectible, but that we can improve. Many individual genetic predispositions cannot be changed, or cannot be changed easily, but this does not mean that an individual cannot control his or her own actions in spite of those tendencies. This is where education, societal expectation, and humanistic law become useful."

- Dan Baker

"They are unusual. They are shocking. Most of us, fortunately, are somewhere in the middle of the bell curve and live our lives outside of the headlines. Think of a horrible story you have read in the newspaper or seen on television. When a mother does something unthinkable to her children or a husband brutalizes his wife, what do you think? When a criminal commits a heinous act, what do you
say? If you are like me, you say, “What an inhuman thing to do!” We assume that those violent acts reported in the headlines do not reflect basic human nature. We know we are normally kind, empathetic, altruistic, loving, and moral, and that is what makes headlines grab our attention. It is good that most people don’t make it to those headlines. It is only the extreme deviations from the norm that catch our attention, and they shock us because they are not representative of who we really are."

- Dan Baker

"If you are a believer, is that how you picture yourself? Are you desperately trying to restrain your malicious impulses? If you could get away with it, would you run around like a maniac, looting, destroying property, sexually assaulting, and causing bodily harm? Don’t you simply know that such behavior is a threat to survival? Most human beings who want a good life prefer less violence, less harm. Studies show that societies with less religion are better off,…"

- Dan Baker

"We can choose to be moral. Instead of making morality a huge mystery, searching for an “absolute standard” or list of rules or external ethical imperative or purpose-driven motivation or other excuse to treat people nicely, why not simply choose to be reasonable, moral, and kind to others? Paraphrasing my Mom: “If you want to be a good person, then be a good person."

- Dan Baker

"Think about sexuality. The bible says that “God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them” (Genesis 1:27). It is assumed that Adam and Eve were heterosexual, because they were commanded to “replenish the earth.” Jesus made the same assumption: “Have you not read that He who created them from the beginning made them male and female, and said ‘for this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?” (This is also sexist, from the male point of view.) In the bible, anything outside of binary heterosexuality is condemned as an abomination. (See Leviticus 20:13, for example."

- Dan Baker


"Any identity that does not flip to one side of their toggle switch does not exist. This is a cultural color blindness resulting from religion, a failure to see the shades of reality we are looking at. Forcing homosexuals to live as heterosexuals is like me pretending that my garish red outfit was attractive. It is fitting that the gay community uses a rainbow as a symbol."

- Dan Baker

"Think about evolution. The bible says, “God made the beasts of the earth after their kind,” and creationists interpret this to mean each species was formed independently. All of life is flat, started at the same moment, existing side-by-side, nothing related. How boring! When you can learn to see the beauty of evolution, the interconnectedness of all living things springing from the same ancestor, it opens up a whole four-dimensional spectrum. We can see ourselves in stereo, in context, as cousins to the other apes, as more distant relatives to every other species on the planet."

- Dan Baker

"Richard Dawkins, in The Extended Phenotype, talks about this shift in perspective as we look at the natural world. He compares it to staring at a drawing of a Necker Cube, where your mind sees a box in one orientation and then surprisingly shifts to the other orientation. Nothing actually changes on the paper—it all happens in your mind—but it feels like something has changed. Two people can be looking at the same facts but “seeing” something entirely different. Fundamentalist creationists perceive a two-dimensional drawing with little depth or meaning, while evolutionary biologists see a three-
dimensional image, actually four-dimensional when you consider time."

- Dan Baker


"A human being, like the human race, appears on the stage as a full person, they imagine. Adam was formed as a grown man, not a boy, child, baby, or fetus. To the true believer, there is no such thing as a half-developed person, just like there can be no half-soul. It is black or white, absolute, colorless. While the gestating human actually moves through a spectrum of developmental stages—in many of which the human is indistinguishable from other mammals—the religious anti-abortionists view the whole scenario not as a process but as an instantly completed creation, all involving a fully human person. The sperm contacts the egg and Presto, “You” are created. A zygote, blastocyst, embryo, or fetus is the same as a breathing baby in their polarized brains."

- Dan Baker