сряда, 14 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: PunchLine (3)

Oh Good Evening guys..
 I know that you are happy to see me… after all your life is miserable.. . Probably not much is happening in your life… sex… marriage.. . Relationship…


SERIOUS BUSINESS


People just love me… when I start fucking around with gay, fat, SLIM, nerds, politics, random people and all othr mental masturbating categories.


I GOT THE GUTS AND THIS FUCKERS… HAVE NOTHING HANDY IN LIFE


What's wrong with people?
They read shit… talk about shit… do shit…


I mean… what's wrong with them?



Sometimes life isn't as handy as you think.


He: Tell Me a story
Me: Like what
He: Something
….


He: You are not funny!


SO WHY YOU FUCKING FUCKER DON'T GO AND PLAY WITH HIS COCK…
COME ON… COME ON IT'S THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET


When people start saying stuff like

"If I tell you… What I work… after that… I should kill you…"

I like to take this moments… to express myself


"Oh as for me… If I tell you what I work... I should cut of your mom and father heads as for you.... Still you gonna be a virgin."

Do you ask yourself?

I ask myself

Why in the bible there isn't any cockroaches?
Why in the bible there isn't DNA?
Why in the bible there isn't anything written about micro cells…?


AND in the end we believe in God and what more bothers me is that is said


THIS SCUMBAG SEES THE FUTURE

Any interesting things around you… people?

Like funerals, babies, suicide, homicide, hatred, love


Funerals - Private Parties (Too Much Free Food)
Babies - Kill This Fuckers.. . 1$ dollar for each
Suicide - Free Pop Corns, More Food and Drinks



Masturbating is a process… when you can't touch… you do things to fill the social holes.


When you are stupid you are loud in your dreams…


OH… OH SO YOU NOW CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKER


Let's do something in this life… get a knife and stab each old fuck… Too old… nothing much going in their life.


понеделник, 12 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger


Greetings SHITTY Fuckers.. . I see too many moms to bang…

I am failure like my father, but so far
As for now I don't have with whom to compare…


THIS FUCKER DIED



It's sad story like my mother… she sad bitch.… She brings strangers in home and wants me to have a face of fucked and bitch. I mean look her… she is DESPARATE for cock…


DOES THIS WHOLE STORY MAKE ME GAY?

Because so far her interests aren't on my list.





IT'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

She always gets fucked as for me… I want to kill her or if not let me face the whole situation. To be in the room… jerking off…

To take notes after all I am typical beta male.


Today, I was on the internet I read that I babe has water in life…


IN MY OPINION THIS FUCKER HAS GOT DAMAGED GOALS


Look son of a BITCHES.. . If you promise me sweets when I get in heaven… Tomorrow.. I am getting a ticket!

The truth for all girls here…

IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BOYS FRIENDS… STOP SOCIALLY LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT… ALL THIS FRIENDS SECRETLY ARE INTETESTED IN BANGING YOU

IT GETS ME VERY VERY NERVOUS WHY PEOPLE LIE TO OTHERS WITH NICENESS

- "You are a Brilliant worker… we gonna call you.. To higher you for a new job."

- "Great… great… wait we gonna call you after 7 days"

People lie about work, job about everything… what's your thing with being nice…


MY FAVOURITE PART IS WHEN A GIRL IS NICE TO A GUY WHICH SHE REJECTS


COME ON BIATCH… TELL HIM THE TRUTH… COME ON… DON'T YOU HAVE THE GUTS… BIATCH?

So here is my advice for average people.. kill yourself… or kill bunch of people… or kill PLENY of cops or kill doctors… or suicide… or Rob a bank… bomb a subway…

GO FUCKING DO IT…
WE PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ADVICE IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET AS FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU



Comedy: (Punch Lines) 1

Everyone who gets offended by now or later… go and suck a dick for a Christmas.. . Wank your dick or if you don't have wank a dick of stranger.



I know it kills you inside… but

STOP EATING YOU ALL FAT FUCKS




The difference between you two

(1) Fat
(2) SLIM

The (1) is too expensive and (2) is cheap. So look fucks… I am not searching for a woman who make me poor, to destroy me home with her weigh (depression) and I am not planning soon visiting and corrupted doctors.

If you get offended here is the thing kill your kid… Show love to God…

SACRAFICE
SACRAFICE



Comedy: (Punch Lines)

By DeYtH Banger

Beg biatch… THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOTHER GET ON HER KNEES

Suicide… in the name of the sport kill yourself… it's great thing it needs commitment… action… IT'S SO BIG STEP THAT YOUR MIND AND BODY CAN'T FACE IT

Final resolution Fuckers.. . GO GET A GIN AND SHOOT YOURSELF… IF THERE IS GOING TO BE FUNERAL… Put more food.. .That's the moment When I am going to come.


Good morning… evening and night trash cans… how is your mom? We had a great time yesterday!

Why you don't try to shut your mouth… because life sucks and ad for you… you are going so far levels in life that you feel honor in sucking dicks.


Good Nigh, Fuckers… Are you happy? How is your day?

DON'T ANSWER… DON'T ANSWER IT'S BORING TOPIC AND SO FAR ANSWERS ARE JUST THE BULLSHIT STORY YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF


I know why you are here… I know very well… you feel miserable… you don't have the guts… in real life you see yourself as a brilliant master… but in reality you are a trash. Nothing special about you and about you and about you…

GO AND kick the shit out of your mom… don't worry this bitch deserves it.


Comedy: Here Is

By DeYtH Banger


Here is the thing… schmucks

I am:

- Arrogant
- Brutal
- Mean
- Witty



YOUR OPINION ABOIT ME IS 99% BULLSHIT 1% TYPICAL FORM OF JEALOUSY


So BITCHES get out… take photos of how people are:

- Kissing
- Fucking
- Licking
- Playing
- Teasing
- Talking

Go home  … go on the internet do your research…


BAG OF BETA MALES FUCKERS


BETA FUCKS HATE CLOWNS WHEN START MAKING JOKES ON THEM

So once I was joking with new people who I met the jokes at first were on me… then it came to them.. messing around all of them.

IT WAS LIKE MIX SET OF FUCKERS… GIRLS AND BOYS… I WENT SO FAR THAT RED EYES AND SMILE COULD BE SPOT… THEY WANTED MY JOKES TO BE ON ME


BUT SORRY SICK PRICK…  IT'S AIN'T HAPLENING


In this world in which we live there are

- Natural guys (People who just know… how to do it ..)

- Manipulators  (Manipulative fucks.. .who stay hours… days… weeks in studying how to seduce, escalate, impress, express… and so many other things)

As for me... I like too see myself as the guy who wants to get inside by using the back door… and so far zero wasted time.

Comedy: Thoughts

by DeYtH Banger


Some fuckers aren't lucky like other people... some people have the same thoughts repeated thousand times... such people like this one are good for a  one role... no pleny dialogue...


COME ON
COME ON FUCKER
WE HEARD THIS STORY 1000 TIMES... WE KNOW THE END... THE BEGINNING AND THE MIDDLE... HOW ABOUT INSTALLING A NEW ENQUIPMENT IN YOUR MIND


First of all don't cherish such bummers,
Second of all pray to go this fuckers do die
Thrid in the name of the sport go and kick a cop... he is nor smart than this fuckers which I pointed as in the first place... kick this bummer and you gonna get something like a  2 months subscription for the cinema...


Thoughts at first place can be fucked up.. can be negative... positive... bad... good... it doesn't matter... disgusting... sick.... it doesn't pay so much after all.


I LIKE WHEN I GO OUT AND SEE NERD WATCHING GIRLS WHO ARE MORE COOLER THAN THEM... MORE HOT THAN THEM... I LIKE THE WAY THIS DILDOS ARE GETTING SWEATY... NERVES... GETTING BLUSH

I LIKE THAT... 
MY OPINION ABOUT SUCH SITUATIONS IS THAT THIS PEOPLE ARE TAKING NON-SSTOP PICTURES OF THIS GIRLS IN THE THEIR HEAD


AND ONCE THEIR HOME THEY GO TO THE BEST PORN SITE AND START TYPING EVERYTHING WHICH THEY ARE MISSING IN THEIR LIFE


It's great that in this world in which we live that we can see such pricks lurking around... I mean.... after all this guys are feeling more guilty than others... are more depressed... are more worried... I am more shy and have more thoughts for ending their life.


IT LOOKS LIKE THIS DOPE NERDS GOT FREE TICKETS FOR THE ROLLER COASTER


Let's look it for real by seeing and such people living in our world... people like me... get higher in the market... for mating...


Review: The Shyness and Social Anxiety System

The Shyness and Social Anxiety System The Shyness and Social Anxiety System by Sean Cooper
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% "“If I
valued myself, what would I do?” Would you start by taking care of your body? Of
course you would. Start exercising and working out, eat healthy food, etc. Once
you start doing this, you really do feel entitled to be confident and expressive,
because your mind sees that you are taking actions that show you value yourself.""
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% "difficult to feel like you are entitled to other peopleʼs friendship and affection when
that is the way you are living your life. You are acting in a way that says: “I do not
value myself,” and that comes across when you talk to other people.
So the first step is to start treating yourself like you value yourself. Think:"
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% ""Treating Yourself Like You Value Yourself
I have found that it is much harder to be confident around people if I donʼt
take steps to show myself that I value myself. For example, if youʼve sat around
your house all day eating Cheetos and playing video games, itʼs going to be
pretty difficult to not think other people are superior to you. Itʼs going to be pretty"
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97%
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "The problem is that we swim in our thoughts... and our thoughts are shaping a fake reality... by using fake data from past...for the present and future moments...

....

The whole thing is just try to focus on the now things..."
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "forget about it! Itʼs done man, you canʼt go back to that. The river keeps flowing.
Stay in the present!”""
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "10
years, 10 months, 10 minutes or even 10 seconds ago, then you are not able to
focus on the only place where your actions can make a difference, which is the
present.
You canʼt affect the past or the future. I remember when I was learning to
play a new instrument a friend said: “If you mess up or play the wrong note,"
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% ""Your thoughts about the past are also not real. When you think about your
past, you are reliving something that happened before. It may be true that you
are thinking about a real event that happened, but the point is actual event is not
happening right now. If you are constantly focusing on things that happened"
November 10, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "103 out of 113"
November 10, 2018 – page 103
50.99% ""If you are ever wondering “Whatʼs the right thing to say in this situation?”,
STOP. Start to install the belief that what you say is the right thing to say, not
because itʼs a great comment, but because it comes from you. Donʼt be afraid to
say things that are boring or obvious. People are perfectly satisfied talking to
another, regular, normal person.""
November 10, 2018 – page 100
49.5%
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Or maybe you have one or two people who
you can “be yourself” around, but when you try to talk to other people you donʼt
know what to say and become inhibited?
Many people who I teach often assume that they need to learn some new
social skills to improve their personality. This isnʼt true at all in most cases.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""What I am trying to get you to do here is to get in touch with the way you
naturally act when you donʼt feel the pressure of other peopleʼs eyes on you.
Do you ever notice how at home you walk completely relaxed and normal,
yet become self conscious in public?"
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Donʼt worry
about your temperature being too low, thatʼs not your issue right now.
Yes, there are some people who could benefit from being more inhibited.
But if you are reading this book, thatʼs not you. You need to focus on disinhibiting
yourself.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""How do I respond to this? Yes, the world does need a certain amount of
inhibition. But not you. The key words are “a certain amount.” You have such an
excessive amount of inhibition, you are like someone with a fever telling me that
some temperature is necessary for people to stay alive. If you have a fever, the
best thing to do is to focus completely on reducing your temperature."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "2. "Will it sound good?"
3. "What's the best way to say it?"
91
4. ...and only then do they actually say it.
This type of thinking is called Self-Monitoring, and it's bad for several
reasons:"

- Sometimes this process slowdowns and it really fucks you up..."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""For example: Is what you say next going to be liked? Are your clothes
representative of your personality? Will the way you walk give off the right vibe?
What's the right body language? Will doing this or that make you seem less
smart? Do people secretly respect the way you are?
This is the process shy people go through before they say or do something:
1. "What should I say next?""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Unfortunately, as great as this sounds, there is no magic technique to
achieve it. It happens over time, as you gain more experiences and start to live
the concepts I have laid out here for you.
89""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "to get to a point where you are much less dependent on other peopleʼs reactions
for you to feel okay about yourself as a person. You want to start having more
control over your own emotions and increase your indifference to what people
think of you."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""If someone teases you, do you feel affected? If someone criticizes you, do
you feel the need to keep talking and convincing other people you are not what
they said you were? It simply shows you care about their opinions too much.
Instead, you want to remain unaffected by peopleʼs negative reactions. You want"
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""One of the biggest issues I see with people who have shyness and social
anxiety is that they are very dependent on other peopleʼs validation and approval.
They rely on other peopleʼs acceptance.
If someone has the ability to make you feel worthless simply by giving you
disapproval, then they have all power and control over you. You have given your
power away by requiring their validation.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""Implement this mindset in everything you do. The fact that sometimes you
get approval and sometimes disapproval from other people says nothing about
you. It's useful feedback, but the idea in your mind that you must/should/ought
constantly meet otherʼs standards to get approval and positive reactions or
else feel hopelessly inadequate is completely false.""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09% "That's the problem... that's the main problem... mostly main happiness and approval... and self-esteem is conditional... "IF" something happens... he or she is going to get more "Up"... if not... more "down""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09% ""For each person building self esteem based on an accomplishment, an
ability, physical appearance, and so on, they feel good about themselves for as
long as their skills, abilities, and accomplishments remain intact. Yet when their
skills, relationships, accomplishments and so on change, they lose themselves in
the process. Is this self-worth? No, it's "things' worth," not self-worth.""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09%
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "•Self-Consciousness: If you can walk and move normally when alone in
your house, but then feel tense and self-conscious in social situations, itʼs
because you are super aware of how other people are seeing you. Instead of
82
letting your legs and body move themselves like you usually do, you are trying
to monitor what other people will think of your actions and you try to adjust them
manually.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Here are some examples of behaviours that come from needing to meet
other peopleʼs standard to get them to approve of you:
•Insecurities: If you are concerned about any “defect” you have, and
constantly check how it looks in mirrors, and measure it somehow constantly,
then you are worrying that the defect makes you unworthy of their approval."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "This explains a lot of ... with what mindset you get inside... your body is showing what deeply down you feel...

So after all... failure comes from inner place!"
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Do you remember back to the beginning of this book when I told you that
social anxiety was rooted in a fear of disapproval? Yes?
You are socially anxious because deep in your mind you have a core belief
that says: “I must be loved. I must be approved of.” When you are in social
situations, you are constantly trying to make sure people do not disapprove of
you.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "So here is the thing... if you laugh about it... it's ain't needy or nice...
...

Just as first you need to clean up few one-liners and punchlines..."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "The problem is that we see ourself as inferior and that's what really fucks us over in the end..."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""The importance placed in modern society on proving oneʼs worth, on material
success, on status, on measurable achievement is acutely felt by children. To be
loved, accepted, and valued, they must produce the desirable responses. People
are recognized on the basis of what they have produced -- not on who they are.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Maybe you have heard before how inferiority is the result of comparing
yourself to others. If you compare yourself to others and come up short, then you
feel a sense of shame about yourself. Itʼs easy enough for others to tell you to
“stop comparing yourself to others,” but itʼs much more difficult to live that
philosophy.
In the first place, you have been conditioned since childhood to achieve.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "This book is pointing out deep problems... most people miss them other skip them... but look you suckers... you can't get far without cleaning up the shit before it..."
November 10, 2018 – page 56
27.72%
November 9, 2018 – page 23
11.39%
November 9, 2018 – Shelved
November 9, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read
November 9, 2018 – Started Reading"

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неделя, 11 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Statements

by DeYtH Banger



Let me put you in the flow... after so much dicks sucking... I think you feel very dizzy, don't ya?

"Your dad is dead..."


- So what, can I do for that?... get to a funeral... kiss and touch a dead body... stay for hours... to waste... feeling sad for 1-2 years ot less and what's the whole thing about it?
Life is short and I am not interested in that type of emotions


"You grandfather is feeling bad, probably soon he is going to die."


- Yeah sure... that's great... after all God cares for some people and for others he doesn't.


"I had a great time..."

- Where do you see this fucking face of "interested"... so far I am not itnerested in that shit... don't you see... I am interestsed in people getting raped... misery... after all that's what happens to others not me... please don't tell me stories of your happiness...



"What's your favourite subject in school?'

- Do I care about your question? and Does my answer going to change your life?
...

So far I left with the impression that school is wasted time... 12 years of labels, hatred, anger, sadness, useless information, useless subjects, fucked up teachers, screw up teachers, screw up kids... 





"Won't you go and see your grandfather? (probably soon enough he is going to die"


- Okay... first of all I am trying something new... I am trying to act positive in life so to live more... I am not selfish person... but I am trying to be less negative.... second of all


WHAT IS THIS FUCK IS GOING TO GIVE ME?
LIKE WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING TO BE HIS ADVICE... WHEH HE WAS ALIVE... HE WAS LIKE


"I won't give you advice"

and now here is like

"I am ready to give you advice for life..."



WHAT'S GOING TO BE?
TO SHAVE MY COCK?
TO FUCK MORE BITCHES?
TO START TRYING SUCKING MY COCK?
TO DON'T GO FUCK SLUTS?


Why we don't play another game... much more cooler... stay there... when it's 01:00 in the morning I am going to come... in your room naked... I am going take a chair and sit on the righ corner and start playing with my dick...

It makes me feel good after all such sick fuck like you is going remember me as the last thing he has saw in life.


Comedy: Social Entry

By DeYtH Banger


I went too far… I just went too far .. some lines shouldn't be crossed… how THA fuck… people say a joke without even working on thecone-liner thing… punch line thing and the most important part body language.





I STILL GO INTO THE LONG STARE… ALSO KNOWN AS STATE… OF STARING.. . OVERTHINKING

STARING



I CALL THIS LEVEL THE CORKY FUCK




Wonders…

It really gets to my attention why people like old folks… aka dead folks… don't die?


I mean… why they don't have inside them… a chop of self-hatred, self-disgust, self-destruction behavior?


Or if it even possible massive mood changes… it's total instant killer.





"From where my material is comming?"

- From the air (looking into the sky/celing)… (pointing finger… above)… the FUCKER who lives in the sky… sends me emails.




YOUUU… WANNA KNOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT GOD?

HE IS A FUCKED UP.. SCREW UP PERSON… THIS IS WHY I PRAY IN THE NIGHT FOR TO PLAY WITH MY DICK… I KNOW HIS ROUTINES… TYPICAL CHILD MOLESTER



When got doesn't kill or doesn't get any down there Sacrafices… from his flesh bacteria friends..… he starts rapeing, killing and even molesting children.

Religion is tge only subject… which has a voice .. bit people can't question it… and no strong arguments have been shown on the table of the believers. So see believers as people who run life with a placebo effect…

Down here the folks  are corrupted so does and God
After all we were created in his image and likeness.



WARNING… WARNING



If you have kids start killing them… making them into soup +50 dollars more you get for per child… making them suicidal… ruining their lifes trying to influence them into taking the worst path in their life…

It's a deal of 150 dollars per child…


Don't worry…
Do your thing we already monitor social media accounts - Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Google Plus, Instragram and etc… also and your computer desktop and camera we have access to and soon enough and to your memories



DON'T FEEL SORRY… PUT A CHIP UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU GONNA GET 500 DOLLARS FOR PER CHILD



"Excuse me… lady… with this cigar in your hand you look like a street SLUT."

"Oh god… stop talking… I can see cigar which is burning … that's a fire…   THAT'S A FUCKING FIRE… it's time to put it off."

"Him: Oh so you are joking?
Me: Yes
Him: But next time this down people won't be joking
Me: So you don't have a life?
Miserable security prick.. your colleague… said that their no rules"



събота, 10 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: What's Next?

By DeYtH Banger


What's really Next?

So here is thing… don't say "I understand you"

…. "I was like you…"



1) First of all you son of bitch you don't understanding anything
2) Nope you wasn't… please.. . FUCKING please don't say such type of shit…


Bulgarian famous with problems with bowel movements and mindset - screw up.


When I was born … I was free… freedom in food… no need for money… having tons of fun. Having new and old friends… getting to know new people… discovering new places and this here … each detail happen… between 1 up to 10 years old…



I had had a taste for morbid curiosity…. Now life is like hell… PUNISHMENT from Satan. I am talking about the red fire guy… not the firemen… but the devil himself.



Before life was an experience and experimenting…


Until




"YO SON OF A BITCH DIE…"
"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME… ABOUT YOURSELF"

"FEEL GUILTY"
"NO GAMES… NO FUN FOR YOU"





So many rules… up to fill your ASSHOLE.

Now for the sake of the fucking game… more suicidal… isn't it fun?



AFTER ALL… GOT A GOAL IN MY LIFE


LIFE DOESN'T END WELL?
WE GOT A DOOR… BUT YOU NEED TO PAY BY SUFFERING… THIS DOOR IS MADE BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF…



This backdoor is answer of misery


….

What so far is wasting my life… and my sleep and now I am awake is the thought of:



OH GOD… OH GOD THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE STUDYING POOP…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT VERY SHITTY MISERABLE BUMMERS



Here is something to tell you…
Bulgarian comedy is stand down intelligence and stand up stupidity…. What does it mean?

That those there desparate fucks… and I feel sorry about them.


So we were stupid people … also known as cavemen… before that monkeys… and now right now lazy creatures… but in the middle of this story… PROGRESS of less being lazy.


My mom told me that in the bible is saying that there is "Haven" gate and "Hell" gate… and these are the two rooms… and you got two tickets…


What's amazing is that this story of fiction is becoming reality what I HATE about this is that no evolution does God want…


Talking about the red fire guy… that's him in details.

петък, 9 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Got It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

The PARALYZED woman?
One thing is for sure good master in sex throws slaves out of the bed.


SLAY THE DEATH
SLAY THE DEATH


So… "Hey…"… (slapping ass)… is this the hole from which poop… comes out?


So far nobody points out as for does a girl poop and if she does… does it mean that she gets less value on the MARKET?


So sad … to ruin all pck up artist lifes



BUT YOU… BUT YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE… CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS… YOU ARE SO DESPARATE THAT AFTER ALL YOU HIJACK WOMEN BRAINS… FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLESH IN YOUR PANTS




After All who THA fuck told you that when this flesh… when grow bigger needs to be used in sex?

Or as most beta males used it… To massively masturbate…


WE ARE TALKING FOR YEARS OF DESPARATION AND DEPRESSION


Probably, more food is going to be left for me!

Each… extra fuck who dies is +1 for me…

So here is the thing alpha and beta males don't exist… mankind just made this story up.

So sad… your mood changed!





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Comedy: Got It

By DeYtH Banger


Yeah I got it so far I am suicidal… I want to kill myself… but not when I am sad… but happy so far my theory last emotions imply into endless loop holes.


"Your grandfather… got a hearth attack"

- Yeah… I know that God loves him more than me… he always plays with the broken toys


"Stop violence"

- It's not my fault… it's your thing… I am part of your fantasies… why you didn't reboot your mind before giving a life?



YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING BUMMER




"You are negative… lost motivation…"

- I know… I know… life is harsh… don't think I am going to show you all my cards… I am poker man…





BITCH!




"I angry, crazy, insane, mad and fucked up"

- Okay… okay… I got your point you ain't using any nouns… PLENY of adjectives and one verb.




OH GOD .. WHAT LAID FUCK LIKE YOU WAS DOING IN SCHOOL?

ANSWER THIS FUCKING QUESTION




Here is a cool game… if you don't do it your family members are going to die… After a they ain't livin a premium life.


I just read that a woman has been thrown out of bed?

And then followed by getting PARALYZED and so far the story ends up in suing R18…

My big question is how does this woman get so good while jumping and being one a dick… getting thrown out..


So far this story sounds like paranormal activity is lurking in her home!


четвъртък, 8 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Fuckers

By DeYtH Banger




Yolo, bitch you need to pay… so swallow my cock… one way or another way you are going to pay for the meal.


Old people are depressed…



THIS PEOPLE NEED TO DIE… JUST INJECT SUICIDE… INSIDE THEIR BRAIN


You want my opinion about "God"?

Oh God

He loves us all… - That's what believers daily subscription looks like.

But so far… nothing more than a ASSHOLE who is saying..




"You owe me… owe me brother… "

- So far this is the best top explanation about diseases.





SO FAR WGAT MORE EVOLVED… CREATIVE… MORE CREATIVE SENDE OR NONSENSE COULD IT BE?


I had higher expectations…



YOU SON OF BITCH!


Comedians are people who have self-esteem day-shifts and people who are on the problematic pages of self-approval.

Daily - WANKERS
Night - Clowns


OH GOD… OH GOD… DEPRESSION HAS ALL KINDS OF WAYS TO POKE YOU


It's not my fault about your failure life, poor decision making… IT'S JUST HAPPEN TO YOU… BECAUSE LACK OF FEATURES… AND WEAK CHARACTER



You got hormonal depression?
Great at least you gonna put your law skills into actions


Lies pure example of B.S.

When people ask me "What's up? With turn back reply of "Nothing"… I am like


I have downs…

   My mood so far clinically diagnosed to be bipolar
    I have mania in thinking
I have mania in Over thinking
And so far nothing up is going


Beside my dick… it's get' S up once PORNOGRAPHY is On… Once I get miserable.. . So far it's a toy which privatelly is accepted to play… If you start exposing it publicly more like you are mentally insane… mad… lunatic… crazy… mentally ill.


Don't stick in B.S.  life is just a game with "First Person" Character… but with more conscious… more dilemma and even so good this VR  that each experience feels so FUCKING real.

"How is your day?"

- Bad
- Well
- Good
- Fine
- Pretty Fine
- Nothing really happening
- Seems Pretty Well
- Whatever

( I just hate people who ask such type of questions… it's stupid from begin to end.)

Why there isn't an option…


WATCH YOUR BUSINESS… DISGUSTING… BLOODY FUCK… GET A COCK FOR GOD SAKE

YOU LOOK LIKE IN THIS LIFE BOREDOM HAS EATEN THE SHIT SHIT OUT OF YOU


Do you know or have you seen the people who say

"It's Hard"

- So does and your father cock

"It's Difficult"

- Yeah… we know that you are stupid.. you don't know what next thing is going to happen… who are going the fuck and do we have the all answers of all questions?


Bible lies about that but me


NOPE… NOPE YOU GOT THE WRONG SECTION GRUNTCHY FUCKER



Such people like those downers ruin your life, wished, promises… vision…




Review: Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life

Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life by Gary John Bishop
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 29, 2018 – page 161
72.85% "This book is explaining how our lifes are ruled by our expectations... and then we talk about "Free Will"..."
October 26, 2018 – page 161
72.85%
October 26, 2018 – page 139
62.9% "So what was it?

I may not be able to guess exactly what you were doing, but I can be certain of one thing: you were uncomfortable. Put a slightly different way, you were most likely operating outside of your “comfort zone”.""
October 26, 2018 – page 139
62.9% "Well, you probably weren’t sitting on the couch pondering your navel. Chances are you weren’t wrapped up in in the humdrum of your everyday existence either, or mentally calculating the sharp rise in the price of milk since 1977."
October 26, 2018 – page 139
62.9% ""Maybe you made a really big sale, started a new business, or bought a house. Maybe you got married to the love of your life or went back to school or completed a marathon. It could be anything you’re truly proud of.

How the hell did you achieve it?"
October 24, 2018 – page 139
62.9%
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "You are not your thoughts. They’re just a bunch of random things running through your head. Much of them you have no control over.

Eventually we’d all like to have better, more positive thoughts. But sitting there isn’t going to make it happen.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""“I am not my thoughts; I am what I do”.

That’s your newest personal assertion, the phrase that sums it all up. Go ahead, try it out. “I am not my thoughts; I am what I do”."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Don’t know what to do or where to start? Good, that’s your first action. Find out, understand. Trawl the internet, read books, ask questions, take courses, seek advice, do whatever you need to do to unfuck yourself and get into your life.

Get up on your feet and get going.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "It’s all about action. Going out there, doing it and taking all your negative bullshit along for the ride. It’s never going to get any better, any easier or any more understandable. This is it, life is now and you’re never going to have a better moment than this."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "We could go on and on. The point is, positive thinking isn’t a predictor of accomplishment any more than negative thinking indicates failure. All of the people described above acted independently of their internal condition. You can too."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""On the other hand, think of how many people with negative thoughts have gone on to become wildly successful.

All the legendary musicians with drug problems. All the pro athletes with anger management issues. The models with unhealthy body images. The millionaires with scarcity mindsets."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "They toiled, doubted and had sleepless nights, they worried and battled and ground it out until their lives and their work finally aligned.

I mean, come on, chances are you can think of plenty of people, past and present, who appeared to have “good thoughts” but never accomplished much.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "They rolled up whatever was in their way, set it aside and strode out into the unknown. It wasn’t a passive endeavor. Their greatness didn’t just miraculously float out into the ether for us to consume. If they hadn’t taken action, we’d have never known what their passions were in the first place. We’d never have witnessed their greatness or wisdom."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Do you think Gandhi or Rosa Parks or Abraham Lincoln were never gripped by thoughts of doubt, fear or uncertainty? How about Nikola Tesla or Steve Jobs? Do you seriously think those people woke up every day in the perfect mood with “everything’s coming up roses”, playing in their heads? HELL NO! They were wracked by the same kind of shit you are, but they acted ANYWAY."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Of course, your mind will always try to rationalize not acting. It’ll remind you of all the other things you could be doing. It’ll drudge up all your recent stresses and doubts.

But don’t act on your thoughts. Act on what’s in front of you.

Change your life by changing your actions. That’s the only way.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Simply act. Put aside your thoughts and move.

It’s not about psyching yourself up. It’s not about getting everything aligned just right. Just act. Do it.

Not in a minute. Not after this show is over. Now."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Today, I want you to do something different than what you normally do. I want you to act in a way that’s independent of your typical negative or unproductive thoughts. Act on the moment and in line with what the item in front of your face demands of you. Fuck how you feel, ACT!

Don’t wait for the mood to strike. Don’t get stuck looking for that magic feeling that will do the work

for you."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "When you think about it, that’s basically what most of us do. We want to be driven. We think a more productive mood will chauffeur us through life, a confident mood will make things easier or more do-able. But if you want to get to where you’re going, you’ll have to take the wheel.

You have to buckle in and stomp hard on that gas pedal, whether you’re ready to or not.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "But you’ve got to put your key in the ignition, crank ‘er up, and put it in drive first. The car isn’t going to start itself and then wait patiently for you in the driveway."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Simply put, when we act, we just don’t have time for anything else! It’s hard to focus on your internal worrying and naysaying when you’re busy getting things done. It’s all about momentum. Once you’ve started rolling, it’s easier to stay moving. That road that looked so long and intimidating before starts to blur as you speed across it."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "" what Dale says here. When we choose action instead of inaction, when we act beyond our automatic thoughts, something interesting happens: we start to forget about the things that are bothering us."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "More specifically, act in a way that’s in your best interests rather than in a way that is dominated by how you automatically think and feel. Each time will be better than the last until your mind wakes up and realizes, “Hey, I can do this. I’m learning!”"
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "The next time you’re feeling or experiencing any sort of negative or diminishing thought that disempowers you, move on immediately. Act independently of that thought."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Consider this: You just messed something important up. Immediately thoughts like “I’m so stupid” and “I always screw things up” randomly pop into your head.

All this means is that your reaction to one situation is out of sync with the whole. Just like when you whine (yes, you whine), about how “impossible” what you need to do is. Your brain starts to follow that line of thought all the way down the rabbit hole!""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "The gap between how life is and how we think life is; is often the black hole in which we fruitlessly labor.

We think things are worse or better, harder or easier than they actually are from this cacophony of background noise and judgement."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Our minds often have an unrealistic perception of the world, peppered with interpretation, misunderstanding, automatic behaviors and opinions, and cultural and familial programming all laid on top of our lives like designs on a giant sheet of tracing paper while the more we strive to get our reality to match this design, the more we struggle."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Your thoughts start to become intuitive action over time until you start to act independently of your negative thoughts time after time after time. Are you going to think about yourself and what you lack, or are you going to deal with the actions presenting themselves right there in that moment of time?""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Many times those same thoughts and feelings are pulling you away from your potential. Things like doubt, fear, procrastination or frustration rule the day instead of the kind of positive action that will actually forward your life.

If you always attack the task at hand without hesitation, what will you think the next time you have something important to do?"
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""There are a couple reasons for this. We know your thoughts can become your reality. And when your reality is one of acting on the things that are in your best interests, your thoughts will actually shift to match that. Think about this: your thoughts (and the resulting feelings) are not always aligned with what is in the best interests of your life, your health, your finances or your potential."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Thoughts without actions are just that, thoughts and your negative thoughts about yourself, others or your circumstances will have no impact on your success as long as you leave them where they lie.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "I’ve come across literally thousands of people in my career who have spent their lives waiting to feel or think differently. And while inspiration or motivation may strike once in a while, they are fickle friends and can’t be depended on to show up whenever you need them.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "As I consistently say to my clients, you don’t have to feel like today is your day, you just have to act like it is.

Sure, it never hurts to be in the right kind of mood or mindset, but if we sit around waiting to be in the perfect mood, we’re just never going to get started."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "You’re going to have days where you don’t want to get out of bed, where you don’t want to go to work, where you don’t want to take care of your responsibilities. But you do. Every day you engage in activities that you don’t really want to do. That means you already have a muscle for having thoughts and acting independently of them."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Many of the things I teach my clients involve changing the way you approach and look at life. But these are long-term solutions. Ultimately my goal is to help you shift your subconscious. And that, my dears, is like turning a battleship. It takes time.

No matter how hard you try, you’re going to have the occasional negative thought. Maybe more than occasionally. Maybe every day. Maybe hundreds of times per day."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""We have just as many pointless, irrelevant thoughts as important ones. Then there are those default thoughts that pop into your head day in and day out. Thoughts of unworthiness, being judged, not belonging or some lack of competence. All of this while going to work, paying your bills, going to the grocery store or driving your car!"
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""The truth is, it’s difficult to have a say in, let alone control, what you think about. Especially because, as we’ve established elsewhere in this book, we’re not even aware of the majority of things we think about.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Haven’t you wondered why you came up with positivity as an answer to your life in the first place? Have you ever noticed how you are when impacted or surrounded by apparently negative people or situations? That’s right, even you get gripped by the old negative hand now and again no matter how you might try and avoid it.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""It’d be great if we could simply decide to never have a negative thought, but when it comes down to it, that’s just not realistic. I know, I know, my positive-thinking peeps are losing their minds at this statement but here’s something for even those people to consider."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "What he is trying to point out... we are wasting our precious time with shitty stuff... times passes and passes and we waste it..."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Someone walks past your cubicle. You frantically click your mouse and mash on the keyboard, feigning busyness for the unsuspecting intruder. “Whew, that was close!”

Look at the clock again. 11:13. Another half an hour wasted. “I should really get to work... right after I...”""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Quick step back to reality. You check your email. A message from your credit card company. “I’m in so much debt. I’m never going to get out of this mess. No hover shoes or lunch out for me.”

A notification from that online dating site you signed up for a few weeks ago. “I’ll never find someone. My love life is a disaster. Maybe relationships and I just don’t match.”"
October 22, 2018 – page 115
52.04%
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "Don’t stop there. Instead of simply stretching our comfort zones, let’s blow the thing up completely. Try acting in a way you’d never think about acting. Doing something completely out of character would be a great start. Embrace that uncertainty and strike a blow for your future!""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""Do them. Starting now. There’s no better time than this moment. Develop and grow that muscle to be with the uncertain in life. To be with the glory of life itself, unconstrained by your own limits and opinions."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""The person who avoids the uncertain doesn’t do this. They’re too afraid of being judged. They’re too afraid to look foolish or stupid. They are stopped, one foot nailed to the floor by an illusion.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "The more we try to stay comfortable today, the more uncomfortable we’ll be tomorrow. There really is no destination, there is only exploring, exploring and exploring.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""As you’ve probably noticed, when you do try to stay in your comfort zone, you never truly feel comfortable. There’s always that nagging feeling that you could be doing more. There’s always that desire for a life that’s better than the one you have now."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""They’re not afraid of the uncertain; It’s just a part of life. They don’t seek out certainty because they know it doesn’t really exist. They are also the kind of people who are aware of and open to the real magic and miracles of life and what can be accomplished.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "Nothing is certain. You could go to sleep tonight and never wake up. You could get in your car and never make it to work. Certainty is a complete illusion. Voodoo.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""The funny thing is, no matter how much you chase certainty, you’ll never really be able to hold it or retain it. That’s because it doesn’t exist. The universe will always send us little reminders of its chaos and power, and no one is exempt from the prompting."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""That’s the kind of power that uncertainty has in our lives. It can make us or break us. It can make us rich or make us poor. It can be the key to our success or drive us in the other direction.

For many people, it ends up being both.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "They didn’t succeed because they were certain they were going to succeed; They succeeded because they didn’t let uncertainty stop them. They did it anyway. They ignored their doubts and kept pushing forward. They were relentless when the only thing they had to fuel them was relentlessness.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""There were days when they doubted what they were doing. Where they thought, “this is never going to work”. Many found themselves on the verge of giving up at numerous occasions along the way."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "The problem is that we think too much and that's what cost us few troubles along the way."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "You can’t. The truth is you can’t even predict what the people you know will do, let alone the people you don’t know. Whether it’s the checkout line or a night club or the bank, social situations are inevitably filled with uncertainty. Jeez, half of the time you can’t even predict your own thoughts and feelings! Think of the many times you’ve rushed to judge and then later changed your mind.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""Think about it: How can you go to new places if you never leave the house? How can you make friends and start romances without meeting new people? How can you do anything new by doing what you’ve always done?"
October 12, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "Chapter 5 - Now On

...

This book shows you about what most people give a fuck and for what they care and how this "Fuck"... screws you over..."
October 12, 2018 – page 93
42.08%
October 12, 2018 – Shelved
October 12, 2018 – Started Reading"

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сряда, 7 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Honesty

By DeYtH Banger


So sad nobody really was honest with you… life is one bitch.


LET'S MOVE ON

Anger
Temper
Violence
Killing
Homicide
Genocide
Suicide




Sounds like a good recipe for fun.… So sad It's difficult NOWADAYS to find a good joke… I was just watching some Bulgarian TV… and all this comedy shit is as fucked up as scrambled eggs.

Let's face few taboo topics…

Suicide - All this people who are into that shit… Are just starving for attention…




I CALL THIS GROUP ATTENTION FUCKERS




Come on here is the tip… kill yourself… if your brain is telling you some shit… give few clicks of thought and don't even bother knocking on the door of procrastination…. What you need is to commit into action.


I like such type of activities after all science says that people need healthy Habbits, activities.. . Nobody did said that killing a vegan is not healthy… here is how it happens…


You walk 5 KILOMETERS,  10 Miles run… and then eat spinach and broccoli why slicing a ALIVE human being so far healthy as fuck.






IMAGINE ME AS THE GUY WHO IS AROUND THE LEFT CORNER ON ONE CHAIR SITTING… NAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE… ONE ARM ON MY LEG THE OTHER ONE… IS A FIST WITH A HOLE… IF YOU LOOK … GOODLY… DEEPLY… ENOUGH… YOU GONNA SEE MY DICK THERE…


YUP… YOU GOT IT RIGHT… (I AM NOT INSANE… MAD… CRAZY OR ELSE… JUST POINTING OUT)

I AM JUST MANIAC MASTURBATOR






One hard dick needs a fist with a hole…





BIIIIITCHES!




I think you got it wrong.. don't laugh… don't laugh… don't talk… just listen I am like a person on the right corner… looking at you and saying…


"SORRRY… SORRY… NOT GOOD ENOUGH… JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH… BUT STILL SOON ENOUGH IS GOING TO BE MY TURN"





I like comedians… what I like about them is that they are like monkeys on dope…


I hare my mom… always judging and manipulating



- "Do something"
- "Get It right"
- "You are going to be like your father"
- "You are emitionless sack of shit…"




It's not hard at all few points getting them wrong… getting ten wrong expectations and let's mix it up… good enough and we got the perfect manipulator... always makes me guilty…





SO FAR… SO FAR THIS ARE THE RULES 18 YEARS OF THEORY AN PRACTICE … THIS NEW FUCKING YEAR SHE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME THIS GAME ANYMORE





SO BITCH… YOU WON'T HAVE YOUR MOMENT

Comedy: Wasted LF

By DeYtH Banger


Pralyzing noises…noises and noises… Some of them can ignore others you can't…


Has it ever in your mind came the thought that communication is noises or let's face it …. From PIG OF aliens… after all this creatures put into the higher levels civilization.


SO HERE IS SOMETHING BARE IN MIND


TO ALL BELIEVERS SUCK MY COCK
TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT A CLOWN… I AM NOT MONKEY RUNNING ON DOPE
TO SPIRTUAL PEOPLE - HERE IS SOME CUM… IT'S AS WHITE AS YOUR SOUL… IN YOUR DICTIONARY OF SPIRTUALITY IS CALLED SOUL PLASMA…


Overthinking is great you find flaws in your ideas easy as fuck… but the problem is when the whole thing becomes an obsession an maniac thing… That's when you get fuck…


TYPICAL PARALYZED FATIGUE


Let face life… wrong order

- Of words
- Of Letters
- Of sentences
- Of  Buildings
- Of Images


….


And so far we got everything wrong from theories up to God and religion… practice and so far the dessert is soup with chocolate FLAWS.



SO RELIGIOUS FUCKS… I KNOW EVERY AND EACH ONE OF YOUR DAMN FUCKING ARGUMENTS




SO FAR SHEMALES- Deservev a title of God of the Year.


What's special about dicks?
All this crackers with a good master end up in the rapeing zone.


I don't feel sad about RAPE, killing, suicide… in tge bible is written that God has killed himself in the name of our sins.. . So if I commit a sin or say something wrong… GOD has made commitment…



BUT STILL SAD THAT THIS GUY WENT DOWN..
DID HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH PAIN?


He is a typical Ashlyn… and some selfish fuck after all he was suffering from screw up depressive life and he decided to kill himself for the greater good.


HERE IS WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU GET A BIATCH… condoned FUCK…

Comedy: Wrong With You

By DeYtH Banger



Sorry for ruining your life but in this world there are two gerlnerations and I am not making up this story as this Fuckers on the internet, social media, TV News journalist and the Fuckers are going on and on and on




I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A BRAG OUT BITCH…



Intelligent and Stupid… Stupid people get easy in life… everything for them is easy incredible examples for this categories are boxers (Mind-less fuckers), security, police (obeying the laws as a habbit)

Intelligent people are the generation which is just screw up in life…




GOD HAS BAD SENSE OF HUMOR


AND WHAT'S WITH THIS NON-CREATIVE, NOJ-SMART, NON-THINKING FUCKS WHO REPEAT DATA AS IT'S DINNER… LUNCH… BREAKFAST




I just hate this Habbit… It's so freaking creepy… now food.. . Now… water… now bathroom… is that signals of God saying to us:


KEEEEEEEP…. WASTING LIFE FUCKERS


How brain knows that this is Good… but when a brilliant beautiful girl the brain sees… it activates…


- Negative Bias: ON
- Primate Brain: On
- Lies Bias - On
- Illusion Bias - On


And all other fucked up disorders and biases… which just stop you and paralyze you… You think that I don't want something in Life?


IT'S JUST FOR SOME PEOPLE LIFE JUST WORKS… THEY GOT FRIENDS, MONEY, MOTIVATION… WORK.. . HOME AND KIDS AND BABIES… AND FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME… SUCK SWORDS AND NO DAMAGE AT ALL


вторник, 6 ноември 2018 г.

неделя, 4 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Within Us*

by DeYtH Banger



I am kinda right... so let's write it down... it took time... it needed few hours and thoughts are spreading around the world like a disease... it's not my thing... but the world is run by thoughts... thoughts are manipulate features of the genius and smart people.


GOD HAS A WAY OF FUCKING WITH PEOPLE...
EMOTION... VOICE PATTERNS... LIFE.... CRUELTY... DISEASE


It's not my fault that my mom ruin my life... it's her fault... she ruin my way of introducing... speaking... starting a conversation... ending a conversation... all this glitches and errors were build by my parents... so  I am socially fucked up and nobody is going to help me.


LIFE IS GREAT WHEN YOU ARE DYSFUNCTIONAL... YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU THING IS RIGHT AND KINDA CAN GO THROUGH THE DAY

WHEN GOD IS MAD… IT SENDS INNOCENT PEOPLE IN PRISON AFTER ALL PROBABLY IT SUPPOSED TO BE "IT" BECAUSE REMOVES EMPATHY AT SEX GENDERS LIKE "MALES" AND "FEMALES"



What I am simply implying so far… because that's what I know… no stone age or cold years on this planet this here is more controversial…


I mean what next is comming he is "Tranny" so "Shemales" are God… They are send from God… in different forms… looks… and so on… So if you see one of those ... The best things you can do are:







1) Pray to "It"

2) Suck the sword of justice  (TRANSLATION FOR IDIOTS LIKE "YOURSELF"… I MEAN DICK)
3) Treat "It" well… (If you threat this creature bad… "It" God powers are going to abolish you…"
4) Every Fantasy Is Okay (Sins are for the normal couples… for dear you… creatures OF God… you can do everything)
5) Under Everything (No Harm, No Damage… all this horrific human acts remove them from your head…)






LIFE IS LIKE AN ADDICTION… 

IN THE END YOU NEVER GET ENOUGH


"LIFE SUCKS"
"I AM FUCKED UP"



- Yeah… Life sucks for person like who has taken too much responsobility… life is getting horrifically worser than ever.

- Yeah … you are fucked up… You almost tried to kill yourself… Now YOU are in mental institution or let's put in a hospital.




YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO CALL ME OR TO TALK TO ME OR TO INVITE ME TO THIS PARTY

WHAT YOU NEED IN SUCH LOW VARIETY OF CHANCES AND POSSIBILITIES IS ME… I AM THE BEST SHOT YOU GONNA GET




You make life harder "Promises", "Dating", "Expectations"… all this narrow minded leaked loop holes are removing you from the "Now" moment and let it face it you wasted one more day By reading this…






SO SAD
INCRIMENTAL FUCKS!





LUCK IS LIKE AN ASSHOLE AFTER PERIOD PASS IT EXPIRES

Comedy: Gentle Bother

By DeYtH Banger


Oh God…. Love… name it… define it and then you feel it in it's all colours.


"Russian Man Stages His Elaborate Death for a Marriage Proposal"


"Husband and Wife Get Surgery to Look Like Each Other"

"Man Has Friend Shoot Him so Girlfriend Will Sympathize"

"Man Fakes a Hate Crime to Save His Marriage"


"Man and Wife Live Like Cavemen, for Love"


People are crazy from car crash marriage proposal we end up with caveman life style. What's the most interesting thing is where is the intelligence which people point out in numerous books, studies, journals?


HEY  FOLKS STICK A MIXER RIGHT IN YOUR ASS LOVE DEPRIVATION IS A PRIVATE FUCKER




CONGRATS FUCKS… YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN… DON'T THINK THAT MY SUICIDE WILL BE BECAUSE OF THE PURE BOTHER OF WONDER… NO TO THAT CAUSE OR EVEN IN THE NAME OF FOOD AND CANDIES AND MONEY…


IT'S A NECESSITY IT'S A SOMETHING WHICH HUMAN BEINGS FEEL WHEN THEY EXPIRE…




People who play football also famous as soccer… all this bottom BITCHES are morons. Football is for morons…



SO LET THEM WATCH AFTER ALL THEY ARE SPECIAL KIDS + AND THIS SHOWS ARE NON-BRAINER



петък, 2 ноември 2018 г.

DeYtH Banger - Jokes From B 1,2 and 3 (BJ's Life)

by DeYtH Banger


02/11/2018











Description: 






What to say?

When to say it?



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How does life goes of a joker?



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This here book is a collection of all my comedy jokes... from Book 1 up to book 3... I hope you find it interesting and enjoy it....





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четвъртък, 1 ноември 2018 г.

Review: Good People

Good People Good People by Marcus Sakey
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 24, 2018 –
20.0% "41:19"
October 24, 2018 –
20.0% "Typical Gangster movies!
...

But modern era"
October 24, 2018 –
20.0% "Such killers and criminals is difficult to find nowadays... but this here torture is marvelous."
October 24, 2018 – page 0
0.0% "This book is more likely what I am searching... it starts with a mystery... and now the main characters are facing challenges...

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Well plotted!
Well Written
Well Presented TV Series"
October 24, 2018 – page 0
0.0% "26:52"
October 24, 2018 – Shelved
October 24, 2018 – Started Reading"

- This work can be for four and half star or something like that... mainly because some things were predictable... but in same time we had chance to face crime, suspense... and little drops of mystery.

I am not a person who brags about stuff... but I have seen works which have been less predictable, always suprising on the road and well written... Stephen King is an example of what I saying!

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Review: Gramma

Gramma Gramma by Stephen King
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"October 24, 2018 –
60.0% "It's not the best show... it's not the best story... but still it's not a bad one."
October 24, 2018 –
60.0% "I like a show which is good and gives you chills into your spine."
October 23, 2018 –
60.0% "50:25 out of 1:18:38"
October 23, 2018 – page 0 "Little paranormal...
...

With another Good Lesson"
October 23, 2018 – Shelved
October 23, 2018 – Started Reading"

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