четвъртък, 29 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Too Extended

By DeYtH Banger


Let me… babble… babble blable.. .some shit… have you read pick up?

Pick Up is a community where boys who are anti-social… shy.. .weird… become confident men… Unnatural act…


Think about it…


Let's chop of the dicks of all natural pick up guys… let's see how unnatural will be for them too go out…


With mindset

Mindset: "I am going out… but not fuckin…. Not fuckin.. my dick head is chop of…."


We are talking about massive IOS … AND DIOD. IOD… and all bullshit community media advice.


If somebody has been reading pick up advice..   he or she… or whoever gender is messing around should point out that it's funny…


I hate comedy… people.. . Say self-dedicating humor is fun…


Is fun…


NO IT'S NOT

Robin Williams - Killed himself - So far his jokes… went too far

Ralphie May - died
John Pinete - This fat fuck.. . Does also… remembered in the history as … angry fat guy


All this fucks were destroyed by their jokes…

By their jokes

How fun does it sound?

Burried in a coffin…

Re-Build that fuck - Architecture structure


I hate my mind and brain

ALWAYS NEGATIVE

- It's enough
- It won't happen
- It's not enough


I FUCKING HATE IT

When it starts…  this shit I am like "Are you finished, mother FUCKER?"



BRAG A Shit

By DeYtH Banger


Yeah… yes… BRAG a shit… BRAG about shit… no need for registration… or acceptances… all types of validations are vindictive we are talking about sea level underground.


(Titus… this TV Series… are another comedy roast
… perfect dialogue… great way written and presented… doesn't matter the style.)

(Schitt's Creek - This  TV Series… are mostly mental
.. .. psychic masturbation.)


(Titus …  rude.. .cruel… angry… arrogant… funny… well structured sentences.. .. we are talking about deep selling shit.)


We all brag and moan about miserable shit… the break is never enough and not  having a break is another bad shit. Double all incomes that's what we gonna say about now….

(Titus we can criticize... all day and all night about this show… but we can say that Titus knows PLENY of shit and it gets projected into TV.)


Suicide and comedy back knife always stabs you… right in the back, rich property of procrastination.. . High level of incoming stress… and depression (We say that this shit is on budget and it's introduced throw books…)

(Yup… I am WRITTING and above my head is air if angry… terrorizing music… as for here… )


Let's talk about the double slap in the face.. whenever you procrastinate and you are wondering what to do… use "Violence if Action"… Sweet life… sweet examples of terror.. not knowing where to go is random example of past and future active  examples.

сряда, 28 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Killing Yourself

By DeYtH Banger


Oh god… oh God.. . Oh god… you finally doing it?
After so much stress… study… depression… and anger… rude…. Arrogance.. . To alpha with women… to small dick… after all sizes… looks… weather… after all this shit you decided this?


I SEE COMMITMENT
I SEE FUCKING COMMITMENT

What you want is as strong as me motivator… to help you do the job… 1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don't think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


After All.. . Commitment and action is what my nightmares made of… day time is made of guilt and let's try to be fun about the whole shit… mind is a sick fuck… too much of thoughts FUCKS you over… lemme explain you about what above I gave you… such action like this one needs proper mindset and let me repeat it again:

1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don't think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


Few more stuff I am going to add… if you gonna do it… call me… I am planing to become a wanker right that day… get pop corn and drink coca cola and laugh as much as possible to your routines…

It's typical suicide up… right above the opener… no cracks, no negs, no spikes, no attraction, no seduction, no emotional spikes, no escalation…

It's great… need mythology for life after all if you gonna kill yourself… think about time.. . Make it like it matters..  Make it fuckin g like it matters…

Check time… once… twice
You gonna say "Now"… but your "Now" is a past event… the commitment it's present and for me… ughhh
… "past"… the media has a thing… bodies.   And typically dead bodies they are found after few days… so you got PLENY of time.. . Killing Yourself.. . Means hide the body in the closet.


IT SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL PUA CODES


Let me tell you something…

Lemme give you some more proper mindsets



1) Your life sucks

-  If you don't kill yourself… think about me… think about my bipolar moods and life and SADNESS.. . Misery… brings me joy.

2) Your Life Sucks (2)

- Think about it .. kill your self… future active method… with mythology past active… structure…

3) Gender

- Probably… you hate your gender… if you are woman you need 9 months to get some kinda PROGRESS.. . Like a baybe… if you are man… in no time 4 kids… on the way…

Kill yourself in the name of lay… in the name getting laid…


4) Guilty


- Yeah you are guilty…

- No friends
- Wasting life on movies and social media
- Wasting life on comedy
- Wasting time while procrastinating
  - Wasting life while being lazy
- Wasting life with less action
- Wasting life with no gf



You got … right now… right here… the best material to kill yourself…


After All have as a last thought suicide books need… new more desciplined heroes…

Comedy: Life-Zero

By DeYtH Banger


It's kinda short… not punchy not itchy… but the irony of life is that you are supposed to do it… to be committed.. .


Not to kill and shred papers… this is too far obnoxious for to bend into reality. I am not trying to be genius… I am not trying to do something in life… but look it for here… we are too far evolve to make life matter and what bothers me and gives me nightmares is matter of material and action.


This steps kill inner and outer game… we are talking about the perfect status killer. If somebody jerk offs… does this mean that jerk mode is off?… Does this mean?… When the dick is hard.... The jerk is evidently… on… cocky… playful… pragmatic… fun.. . Smart… but when is off…


What happens then?



Evidently… get few of those… a dose… a Boose and yeah you got my message it's time for self-esteem destroyer…


- This mood is not enough
- I am not enough
- Life is not enough
- Can't we just believe that life just won't work?
- FUCK IT.. . Let it go in DEPRESS mode.. . I love it


You don't know anything about life   …. We are not talking about the pick "up" stuff..  it's pick "down"… stuff…  I am reading 65… book… evidently. Mind fucked… not sleeping and now as a tired… tud… TWAG.. . Trying to swag the whole thing....


BIG
WHINNY BITCH

Punch Lines (8)

By DeYtH Banger


Yey.. . Tell me your opinion…



CANNED PIECE OF SHIT


Sooo much theater.. . Life is harsh…

Isn't it.. dear pro-lifers?

Sorry but probably you don't got my message… enough with massage stuff and let's clear it off where there is plus… there is and minus…so far experiencing those shit in life it's shown as positive and negative… don't worry if you got this… after all you got hard purpose in life and this symptoms should be broad to medical attention.

If you are suicidal… and thinking about it… co stantly and always giving it a procrastination to take the better side of the whole deal…




HERE IS THE TOP TIP
HERE IS THE TOP ADVICE
COME ON TWAG.. DO IT…
FUCKING DO IT… YOU GOT ONE SHOT IN LIFE
… BETTER TRY TO SHOOT YOURSELF




What's this fetish with Flight or Flight for anxiety, approach anxiety, stress… depression… I mean… around all this topics we got this terminology "Flight or Fight"…



WHAT TYPE OF NARCISSTIC ASSHOLE DID CREATED THIS?

I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS PRINCIPLE… IT'S SELF CENTER… SELF EGO  …. PRINCIPLE…




Am I funny, I hope so!


So before few days I went to a psychiatrist, so to check oit my story and get some insight shit.

I told him about how my mom brings homes strangers… how my father died… How I don't have PLENY of friends… How I was raised in low standard Enviroment…


And he said

"How can I help?"


I left the room…, "Sorry… but I am not taking today jobs.. "




Probably If I get a family… become a part of family… a member… probably I am going to look like a bold fat fuck… lost hope… lost motivation…




This whole idea with kids it's a big accomplishment… As for me I am not emotionally stable… probably I am going to hang myself… it's a big concept this far fetched idea… so far as for a beta fuck.




What's this fucking fetish… to be nice… why you fucking like it?

You see a cute girl and already your ass is on the market.

You see a famous person and you already put him/her on the pedestal…




STOP THIS LICKING DICKS CONCEPR
STOP BEING NICE

IF IT'S UP TO ME
I AM GOING TO KILL MY MOM
I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THE MOUTH OF GRANDMOTHER

събота, 24 ноември 2018 г.

Interview (DeYtH Banger - Vital Topics)

Note: Let's think about it.... what you want to know about me?
What you don't know... how far have I got and pleny of other information...



HOW AM I DOING COMEDY?


- Comedy is not a big deal... I have made pleny of people to laugh and I am still working on it...  I can't put myself as a the best one... but I am trying to get as far as this goal. I play with data... I get information... 

duality
diversity
misconception 
misunderstanding

That's the laws on which my comedy does bend on... I like sexual things... thoughts... opinions... philosophy, psychology. I like pick up books theories..., horror, tragedy, drama, sadness, depression. All this shit is inside my comedy one way or another way is expressed.


And still I am saying... it's not the best comedy... I sitll have edges to fix... content to re-make and so on and so on.



DO I READ BOOKS AND WHAT I THINK ABOUT THEM?

- I read books... I read a lot of them

...

Pleny of them are full of shit after all if you read a book have in mind that some of the stuff are too shitty... like in thrillers or suspense or mystery or stuff like that....some stuff are very logical and can been seen, known and understand... from before... so in other words to go and try to be an idiot is not a good thing.



WHICH MOVIES/TV SERIES/TV SHOWS ARE MY FAVOURITE?


- It's an easy question my comedy started when I started watching 1000 Ways to Die... it was well made... very funn way.... comedy... dark matter showed in more ligh and plesant way with jokes and humor...then I went to comedy specials like Joe Rogan, Anthony Jeselnik and people like those... they have great comedy specials and pleny of great material. 

I like mystery, horor, crime, true-crime, suspense, drama, sci-fi, action and etc

As for TV Shows/TV Series:


  • The Jeselnik Offensive
  • Tosh 0.
  • The Jim Jefferies Show

(I like roast comedy... it reminds me for reality... people in real life are very harsh and fucked up... screw up people... they always try to fuck up others people... and screw up other lifes... so in roasting it shown this example on extreme levels.... it's good to be there.... after alll I learn pleny of shit... right from that seat)

  • The Daily Show
  • Sheldon
  • Silicon Valley
  • Dexter
  • Person of Interest
  • The 4400
  • Monk
  • M.D. House
  • Castle
  • Stranger  Things
  • Criminal Minds
  • Breaking Bad
  • Better Call Saul
And pleny of other shows I keep in touch... they help me with comedy and help with dealing with life and pleny of good stuff can be taken.



Punch Lines (7)

by DeYtH Banger


Reasonable flashback fucker



What bothers me is Germans and comedy in one sentence. First of all how do this two words find their way into this sentence? Second of all… if we go for comedy… we shouldn't forget the harsh words which they are using… how the fuck sake they stay erected... while they say this words?



Oh god and as for comedy their language is raw…  fucking raw… when I listen to German.. . Nothing good comes out…

Rapist
Psychopath
Lunatic
Crazy
Mad
Insane
Serial killer
Mass Murder



Deanial of stupidity is the biggest problem of society. It's blood thirsty sucker!



What's this weird fetish of people?
Have you seen it?
I am guessing not… if you have seen it… I won't be here… right now and talking about… (I am not genius or smart… I just give a thought)



People buy stuff and put them in home… they move from one home to another… by moving stuff… deliving stuff and putting them home…



It's weird as so far as sex… if you have chance to think about it… (but it's still it's strange person like you to give a thought)… visualise the whole sex thing as a bacteria going with another parasite…



THAT'S HOW FAR BIOLOGY GETS

THOSE FUCKERS GOT SO FAR…




Let us put in action psychology… the profile thing…. That's what Neeed in dark days as those.

Jealous-  Is the existence of love
Stalking - Is the moment when a person get so far obsessed that each single means positive




I CALL THE LAST THING TOO MUCH PLAYING ON THE ROAD OF SPIRTUAL LEARNING




Here is a detail which you miss along the lines…




I AM PROUD FUCK

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This bitch... sure as fucking hell... doesn't know anything about comedy.

...

Knock... Knock typical fucked up comedy!



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сряда, 21 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Punch Lines (6)

By DeYtH Banger



Don't misunderstand or skip… my facial expression…



I don't care



Deep down… lurks… a manipulative freak.





Oh you are a heckler… great… great



FUCKING GREAT




Tell me about your problems… from first to last detail…

While I sabotage and destruct you… I wanna run on details data



Oh… oh… my… mom




I AM NOT PROUD OF HER…


BETTER FOR HER TO GET A BUNDLE PACKAGE OF DISEASE… GET ON HER KNEES AND TRY SOME KINDA COMMITMEMT



Look sluts.. . Whores… prostitutes…

All this chicks… got right in their veins... blood

Commitment… action


My mom doesn't have those kinda of qualities... we shouldn't even go in the further do of this topic… about losing virgin..


MASSIVE RAPE STYLE



What I want in life?

A girl who for hobby…
Cuts males dicks



BE CAREFUL… JUST BE CAREFUL ESPECIALLY YOU WOMEN… BETA MALES ARE LURKING OUT WITH MANIPULATIVE BEHAVIORS AND TACTICS IN THEIR POCKETS


They got tools… to make you squirt… to make you cry… to make you "Too invest in them"… which means to care about them and we are talking about high levels physical escalation-  Looks normal… but it's mostly touches and testing ground.




AS FOR ME
IT'S FORBIDDEN TO ME TO TALK EVE N ABOUT THIS TOPIC FROM THE CULT PLACE



But bloody… hell… all this son of BITCHES are on the Santa List to get raped in the snow… We are talking about PLENY of bacteria… flakes.



I JUST WENT TOO FAR
AND I DIDN'T GOT IT



Why?

- There is no old fucks who is dreaming to be surrounded by 5 serial killers and few child molesters?

- There isn't a young female who is dreaming about getting raped from pastor?

- Mom and daughter… wanting to be victims of cyber attack which goes so wrong … that they lose their legs.


- Why para-Olympics people… don't imagine… getting raped… while digesting food?


My opinion about hecklers with a opinion?





SO LISTEN FUCKING FUCKER
GET ON YOUR KNEES… AND START SWALLOWING SOMEBODY'S DICK.. .DON'T THINK TICKETS FOR HEAVEN ARE EASY TO GET




Thy human should suck my balls and banana - dick.

I just find out that if you want to live and to survive as far to pass your genes you need to think… to think.

Women… don't think… but males are maniacs in that… obsessed and fucked up PEOPLE




What I think about people?


Four legged bacteria

Walking
Eating
Smelling
Touching

Oh god this bacteria… doesn't find it's end somewhere here… it can kill… eat… flesh… jump… duck… and even got holes and poles… each instrument helps this bacteria to re-create itself and re-produce.

This bacteria is a horrible customer… and a great consumer.

Comedy: Not Sorry (At All)

by DeYtH Banger


Little bit late... not pleny jokes on my pocket... on me no jokes... I am not a screw up kid who wants to ruin the fun of his own childhood. My Child hood was great... very colourful book.


BUT LISTEN,
BUT LISTEN,
LISTEN


Jokes are made just for the self-approval and self-validation... I am not going to end like Anthony Jeselnik Show... "Kids Go Read a Book"... I am going to end with "Go and offend somebody..."


Stop reading this crap
Stop going over theory


Go and take action... 



IF FUCKING GOD COMES... DON'T THINK HE WILL COME HERE AND START READING THE BIBLE... HE IS MAN OF COMMITMENT... IF HE IS TOO COMMITTED... IT MEANS THAT THE DOTS ARE GOING TO BE CONNECTED WITH MASSIVE ACTION.

SO OPEN YOUR BUT HOLES AND LET GOD FUCK YOU ONE MORE TIME



My jokes are okay... but the nation is sick... reading the bible... preaching the bible... beliving by cherishing the best things from the bible and some fucks ... like pastors... have went so far that they  change the bible in way to look similar to "Nowadays"...


LOOK FUCKERS
WE KNOW THIS FUCK... JESUS

CRAZY SON OF BITCH
WITH NO DICK PICKS
MOTHER PROSTITUTE

AND THIS GUY IS NOT HAPPY... MAINLY BECAUSE OF STARVATION


Why people in the churches are starving?


COME ON 
COME ON

GIVE THIS GUY FOOD


So if you are beliving in God please prepare yourseelf for massive encounters of starvation. Sounds great?, Doesn't it? For first trick out of the pocket! So if God comes... he is man of honor... suck his cock in the name of dignity... males... females... shemales... and all other sex type of categories. I don't know how far you have gotten, because I am not interested in the depicating culture...


DO YOU GET THIS STORY?




понеделник, 19 ноември 2018 г.

Punch Lines (5)

If even my mom gets into begging in her knees…

I GONNA GO TO… IT'S TIME FOR PAYOFF BITCH




Not interested in your problems.… sick bitch
I am probably not on the tracks to fuck you.




I am violent?
Okay… suck my cock… and try to calm this nerves… because the next step is to stick a mixer or a blender  in your throat.




I hate so much my mom, that when
I see her on her phone or computer… I feel like to stick my dick inside her mouth and say:



SCREEN THAT BITCH




Dear, Fellow humans you are like Angel on crack



When people die… it makes me feel less guilty than ever before.



I am going to be nice

BUT YOU SLUT… BLOW ME
FUCKING BLOW ME






I don't have masks… I am myself… stop talking about self-help and self-sabotage… masks and other bullshits… eviromental pressure… masks…

OH GOD ON WHAT TYPE OF DRUGS ARE YOU RUNNING?


So you want to go out with me?
Great!


But keep this in mind:

- I fart in angles of room
- I am miserable
- I need PLENY of energy drinks (Becauseclife sucks)
- I am emotional Unstable (If I am relationship… I gonna put around my neck rope… because life is more awesome than ever)



You just never hear… "I feel great… to kill mself.. .", "Life is great ride… it was awesome to be around you… now is time to go…", "Methods of suicide is typical reminder for superheroes with abilities.", "Winter is great season for to kill people", "Winter is great season to kill cops…" and last

"Kick… or punch a cop and you gonna get fully preminum subscription for theater and cinema."


I looked in the mirror, like most people do… and what I saw was like:




WRONG COLOUR…. BITCH… TWAT


Oh god… Old people…
Aren't this people among the death row contestants?


Cemetries, the best private parties ever been organized…



YOU GOT IN YOUR HOME SLUMMBERJACK FUCK?
Who you hate
Who has died





Come here... more money… more offers… be obligated to pay more and more money… and why not we try this formula… by making it up to … end of your life... then we go for the children… and the phases… aren't hard at all.

Children with disease… great you got for yourself a ticket for the circus.



You got for yourself, too much material?

Come over… go and watch PORNOGRAPHY and live the mind to start self-killing itself… we are talking about a new cover and whole new book for the self-help section.


събота, 17 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Deae

By DeYtH Banger

Wanting to speak,
But I can't
Wanting to write,
But I can't



All genius people are down there… on the bottom of this earth… skinning douchebags walking on the top of the Earth…

Wanting to commit,
But I can't
Wanting some kinda action,
But I can't

Comedians are genius, writers are genius… everyone who is looking out of the box… (That's the term)… it's great to be in the package…




BUT LET ME STOP YOU
SPITTED BOTHER OF LIGHT




Drugs, ADDICTIONS.. . Bad… good everything happens for reason, just do your research. I did mein, when I was out with friends PLENY comedians actors bipolar disorder… so far this will explain why the best comedy which has ever existed is always under or on the top.


JUGGLE YOUR ASS
AIDS AND HEAD TUMORS
ARE ANOTHER RECIPE FOR A HAPPY LIFE

Comedy: Punch Lines (4)

By DeYtH Banger




There are things which happen to all people… but nobody really acknowledge the existence of it

- The Guy who wants money (To Have Fun)
- Meeting The Outsider (Limitted Fucker)
- The Guy wants to be inviTed (But blames you and it he doesn't come by)
- The Repeating Fuck  (The Guy who repeats one story 1000 times)





There are days of you asking while you watch the back door manipulators… "Is this even possible?", "How do you calm?", "How are you relaxed?", "Won't this whole thing get fucked up?", "Isn't it Alienating?",  "How do you know so much?"

"How do you know what type of body language, should you use?"





What I love… books and products… always they get new versions and after while they get outdated and you kinda suck.





Yesterday I went to a girl and it went like:




Me: Hello, 3567… How are you?
(Removing Headphones)
She: Wow… what?
Me: 3567, How are you today?
(She started Smiling)
She: Great
Me: Okay 3567, Have a great day


 1) First of all it was typical prisoner scenario
2) I was nice… BUT IT SUCKS BEING NICE… TOXICITY FUCKS YOU OVER LIKE A COCKROACH ON A TOASTER







Don't try to laugh… just try to kiss a stinky pussy… give yourself nice fistjob… handjob…



GO TO BED
SICK
FUCKER






Oh Fuckers.. . Don't get to high expectations.. . About the whole thing…


YUP IT HAPPEN
NOW GAG A COCK

сряда, 14 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: PunchLine (3)

Oh Good Evening guys..
 I know that you are happy to see me… after all your life is miserable.. . Probably not much is happening in your life… sex… marriage.. . Relationship…


SERIOUS BUSINESS


People just love me… when I start fucking around with gay, fat, SLIM, nerds, politics, random people and all othr mental masturbating categories.


I GOT THE GUTS AND THIS FUCKERS… HAVE NOTHING HANDY IN LIFE


What's wrong with people?
They read shit… talk about shit… do shit…


I mean… what's wrong with them?



Sometimes life isn't as handy as you think.


He: Tell Me a story
Me: Like what
He: Something
….


He: You are not funny!


SO WHY YOU FUCKING FUCKER DON'T GO AND PLAY WITH HIS COCK…
COME ON… COME ON IT'S THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET


When people start saying stuff like

"If I tell you… What I work… after that… I should kill you…"

I like to take this moments… to express myself


"Oh as for me… If I tell you what I work... I should cut of your mom and father heads as for you.... Still you gonna be a virgin."

Do you ask yourself?

I ask myself

Why in the bible there isn't any cockroaches?
Why in the bible there isn't DNA?
Why in the bible there isn't anything written about micro cells…?


AND in the end we believe in God and what more bothers me is that is said


THIS SCUMBAG SEES THE FUTURE

Any interesting things around you… people?

Like funerals, babies, suicide, homicide, hatred, love


Funerals - Private Parties (Too Much Free Food)
Babies - Kill This Fuckers.. . 1$ dollar for each
Suicide - Free Pop Corns, More Food and Drinks



Masturbating is a process… when you can't touch… you do things to fill the social holes.


When you are stupid you are loud in your dreams…


OH… OH SO YOU NOW CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKER


Let's do something in this life… get a knife and stab each old fuck… Too old… nothing much going in their life.


понеделник, 12 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger


Greetings SHITTY Fuckers.. . I see too many moms to bang…

I am failure like my father, but so far
As for now I don't have with whom to compare…


THIS FUCKER DIED



It's sad story like my mother… she sad bitch.… She brings strangers in home and wants me to have a face of fucked and bitch. I mean look her… she is DESPARATE for cock…


DOES THIS WHOLE STORY MAKE ME GAY?

Because so far her interests aren't on my list.





IT'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

She always gets fucked as for me… I want to kill her or if not let me face the whole situation. To be in the room… jerking off…

To take notes after all I am typical beta male.


Today, I was on the internet I read that I babe has water in life…


IN MY OPINION THIS FUCKER HAS GOT DAMAGED GOALS


Look son of a BITCHES.. . If you promise me sweets when I get in heaven… Tomorrow.. I am getting a ticket!

The truth for all girls here…




IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BOYS FRIENDS… STOP SOCIALLY LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT… ALL THIS FRIENDS SECRETLY ARE INTETESTED IN BANGING YOU

IT GETS ME VERY VERY NERVOUS WHY PEOPLE LIE TO OTHERS WITH NICENESS




- "You are a Brilliant worker… we gonna call you.. To higher you for a new job."

- "Great… great… wait we gonna call you after 7 days"




People lie about work, job about everything… what's your thing with being nice…


MY FAVOURITE PART IS WHEN A GIRL IS NICE TO A GUY WHICH SHE REJECTS


COME ON BIATCH… TELL HIM THE TRUTH… COME ON… DON'T YOU HAVE THE GUTS… BIATCH?

So here is my advice for average people.. kill yourself… or kill bunch of people… or kill PLENY of cops or kill doctors… or suicide… or Rob a bank… bomb a subway…

GO FUCKING DO IT…
WE PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ADVICE IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET AS FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU



Comedy: (Punch Lines) 1

Everyone who gets offended by now or later… go and suck a dick for a Christmas.. . Wank your dick or if you don't have wank a dick of stranger.



I know it kills you inside… but

STOP EATING YOU ALL FAT FUCKS




The difference between you two

(1) Fat
(2) SLIM

The (1) is too expensive and (2) is cheap. So look fucks… I am not searching for a woman who make me poor, to destroy me home with her weigh (depression) and I am not planning soon visiting and corrupted doctors.

If you get offended here is the thing kill your kid… Show love to God…

SACRAFICE
SACRAFICE



Comedy: (Punch Lines)

By DeYtH Banger

Beg biatch… THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOTHER GET ON HER KNEES

Suicide… in the name of the sport kill yourself… it's great thing it needs commitment… action… IT'S SO BIG STEP THAT YOUR MIND AND BODY CAN'T FACE IT

Final resolution Fuckers.. . GO GET A GIN AND SHOOT YOURSELF… IF THERE IS GOING TO BE FUNERAL… Put more food.. .That's the moment When I am going to come.


Good morning… evening and night trash cans… how is your mom? We had a great time yesterday!

Why you don't try to shut your mouth… because life sucks and ad for you… you are going so far levels in life that you feel honor in sucking dicks.


Good Nigh, Fuckers… Are you happy? How is your day?

DON'T ANSWER… DON'T ANSWER IT'S BORING TOPIC AND SO FAR ANSWERS ARE JUST THE BULLSHIT STORY YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF


I know why you are here… I know very well… you feel miserable… you don't have the guts… in real life you see yourself as a brilliant master… but in reality you are a trash. Nothing special about you and about you and about you…

GO AND kick the shit out of your mom… don't worry this bitch deserves it.


Comedy: Here Is

By DeYtH Banger


Here is the thing… schmucks

I am:

- Arrogant
- Brutal
- Mean
- Witty



YOUR OPINION ABOIT ME IS 99% BULLSHIT 1% TYPICAL FORM OF JEALOUSY


So BITCHES get out… take photos of how people are:

- Kissing
- Fucking
- Licking
- Playing
- Teasing
- Talking

Go home  … go on the internet do your research…


BAG OF BETA MALES FUCKERS


BETA FUCKS HATE CLOWNS WHEN START MAKING JOKES ON THEM

So once I was joking with new people who I met the jokes at first were on me… then it came to them.. messing around all of them.

IT WAS LIKE MIX SET OF FUCKERS… GIRLS AND BOYS… I WENT SO FAR THAT RED EYES AND SMILE COULD BE SPOT… THEY WANTED MY JOKES TO BE ON ME


BUT SORRY SICK PRICK…  IT'S AIN'T HAPLENING


In this world in which we live there are

- Natural guys (People who just know… how to do it ..)

- Manipulators  (Manipulative fucks.. .who stay hours… days… weeks in studying how to seduce, escalate, impress, express… and so many other things)

As for me... I like too see myself as the guy who wants to get inside by using the back door… and so far zero wasted time.

Comedy: Thoughts

by DeYtH Banger


Some fuckers aren't lucky like other people... some people have the same thoughts repeated thousand times... such people like this one are good for a  one role... no pleny dialogue...


COME ON
COME ON FUCKER
WE HEARD THIS STORY 1000 TIMES... WE KNOW THE END... THE BEGINNING AND THE MIDDLE... HOW ABOUT INSTALLING A NEW ENQUIPMENT IN YOUR MIND


First of all don't cherish such bummers,
Second of all pray to go this fuckers do die
Thrid in the name of the sport go and kick a cop... he is nor smart than this fuckers which I pointed as in the first place... kick this bummer and you gonna get something like a  2 months subscription for the cinema...


Thoughts at first place can be fucked up.. can be negative... positive... bad... good... it doesn't matter... disgusting... sick.... it doesn't pay so much after all.


I LIKE WHEN I GO OUT AND SEE NERD WATCHING GIRLS WHO ARE MORE COOLER THAN THEM... MORE HOT THAN THEM... I LIKE THE WAY THIS DILDOS ARE GETTING SWEATY... NERVES... GETTING BLUSH

I LIKE THAT... 
MY OPINION ABOUT SUCH SITUATIONS IS THAT THIS PEOPLE ARE TAKING NON-SSTOP PICTURES OF THIS GIRLS IN THE THEIR HEAD


AND ONCE THEIR HOME THEY GO TO THE BEST PORN SITE AND START TYPING EVERYTHING WHICH THEY ARE MISSING IN THEIR LIFE


It's great that in this world in which we live that we can see such pricks lurking around... I mean.... after all this guys are feeling more guilty than others... are more depressed... are more worried... I am more shy and have more thoughts for ending their life.


IT LOOKS LIKE THIS DOPE NERDS GOT FREE TICKETS FOR THE ROLLER COASTER


Let's look it for real by seeing and such people living in our world... people like me... get higher in the market... for mating...


Review: The Shyness and Social Anxiety System

The Shyness and Social Anxiety System The Shyness and Social Anxiety System by Sean Cooper
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% "“If I
valued myself, what would I do?” Would you start by taking care of your body? Of
course you would. Start exercising and working out, eat healthy food, etc. Once
you start doing this, you really do feel entitled to be confident and expressive,
because your mind sees that you are taking actions that show you value yourself.""
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% "difficult to feel like you are entitled to other peopleʼs friendship and affection when
that is the way you are living your life. You are acting in a way that says: “I do not
value myself,” and that comes across when you talk to other people.
So the first step is to start treating yourself like you value yourself. Think:"
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97% ""Treating Yourself Like You Value Yourself
I have found that it is much harder to be confident around people if I donʼt
take steps to show myself that I value myself. For example, if youʼve sat around
your house all day eating Cheetos and playing video games, itʼs going to be
pretty difficult to not think other people are superior to you. Itʼs going to be pretty"
November 12, 2018 – page 107
52.97%
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "The problem is that we swim in our thoughts... and our thoughts are shaping a fake reality... by using fake data from past...for the present and future moments...

....

The whole thing is just try to focus on the now things..."
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "forget about it! Itʼs done man, you canʼt go back to that. The river keeps flowing.
Stay in the present!”""
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "10
years, 10 months, 10 minutes or even 10 seconds ago, then you are not able to
focus on the only place where your actions can make a difference, which is the
present.
You canʼt affect the past or the future. I remember when I was learning to
play a new instrument a friend said: “If you mess up or play the wrong note,"
November 12, 2018 – page 103
50.99% ""Your thoughts about the past are also not real. When you think about your
past, you are reliving something that happened before. It may be true that you
are thinking about a real event that happened, but the point is actual event is not
happening right now. If you are constantly focusing on things that happened"
November 10, 2018 – page 103
50.99% "103 out of 113"
November 10, 2018 – page 103
50.99% ""If you are ever wondering “Whatʼs the right thing to say in this situation?”,
STOP. Start to install the belief that what you say is the right thing to say, not
because itʼs a great comment, but because it comes from you. Donʼt be afraid to
say things that are boring or obvious. People are perfectly satisfied talking to
another, regular, normal person.""
November 10, 2018 – page 100
49.5%
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Or maybe you have one or two people who
you can “be yourself” around, but when you try to talk to other people you donʼt
know what to say and become inhibited?
Many people who I teach often assume that they need to learn some new
social skills to improve their personality. This isnʼt true at all in most cases.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""What I am trying to get you to do here is to get in touch with the way you
naturally act when you donʼt feel the pressure of other peopleʼs eyes on you.
Do you ever notice how at home you walk completely relaxed and normal,
yet become self conscious in public?"
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Donʼt worry
about your temperature being too low, thatʼs not your issue right now.
Yes, there are some people who could benefit from being more inhibited.
But if you are reading this book, thatʼs not you. You need to focus on disinhibiting
yourself.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""How do I respond to this? Yes, the world does need a certain amount of
inhibition. But not you. The key words are “a certain amount.” You have such an
excessive amount of inhibition, you are like someone with a fever telling me that
some temperature is necessary for people to stay alive. If you have a fever, the
best thing to do is to focus completely on reducing your temperature."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "2. "Will it sound good?"
3. "What's the best way to say it?"
91
4. ...and only then do they actually say it.
This type of thinking is called Self-Monitoring, and it's bad for several
reasons:"

- Sometimes this process slowdowns and it really fucks you up..."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""For example: Is what you say next going to be liked? Are your clothes
representative of your personality? Will the way you walk give off the right vibe?
What's the right body language? Will doing this or that make you seem less
smart? Do people secretly respect the way you are?
This is the process shy people go through before they say or do something:
1. "What should I say next?""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "Unfortunately, as great as this sounds, there is no magic technique to
achieve it. It happens over time, as you gain more experiences and start to live
the concepts I have laid out here for you.
89""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% "to get to a point where you are much less dependent on other peopleʼs reactions
for you to feel okay about yourself as a person. You want to start having more
control over your own emotions and increase your indifference to what people
think of you."
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""If someone teases you, do you feel affected? If someone criticizes you, do
you feel the need to keep talking and convincing other people you are not what
they said you were? It simply shows you care about their opinions too much.
Instead, you want to remain unaffected by peopleʼs negative reactions. You want"
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""One of the biggest issues I see with people who have shyness and social
anxiety is that they are very dependent on other peopleʼs validation and approval.
They rely on other peopleʼs acceptance.
If someone has the ability to make you feel worthless simply by giving you
disapproval, then they have all power and control over you. You have given your
power away by requiring their validation.""
November 10, 2018 – page 88
43.56% ""Implement this mindset in everything you do. The fact that sometimes you
get approval and sometimes disapproval from other people says nothing about
you. It's useful feedback, but the idea in your mind that you must/should/ought
constantly meet otherʼs standards to get approval and positive reactions or
else feel hopelessly inadequate is completely false.""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09% "That's the problem... that's the main problem... mostly main happiness and approval... and self-esteem is conditional... "IF" something happens... he or she is going to get more "Up"... if not... more "down""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09% ""For each person building self esteem based on an accomplishment, an
ability, physical appearance, and so on, they feel good about themselves for as
long as their skills, abilities, and accomplishments remain intact. Yet when their
skills, relationships, accomplishments and so on change, they lose themselves in
the process. Is this self-worth? No, it's "things' worth," not self-worth.""
November 10, 2018 – page 83
41.09%
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "•Self-Consciousness: If you can walk and move normally when alone in
your house, but then feel tense and self-conscious in social situations, itʼs
because you are super aware of how other people are seeing you. Instead of
82
letting your legs and body move themselves like you usually do, you are trying
to monitor what other people will think of your actions and you try to adjust them
manually.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Here are some examples of behaviours that come from needing to meet
other peopleʼs standard to get them to approve of you:
•Insecurities: If you are concerned about any “defect” you have, and
constantly check how it looks in mirrors, and measure it somehow constantly,
then you are worrying that the defect makes you unworthy of their approval."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "This explains a lot of ... with what mindset you get inside... your body is showing what deeply down you feel...

So after all... failure comes from inner place!"
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Do you remember back to the beginning of this book when I told you that
social anxiety was rooted in a fear of disapproval? Yes?
You are socially anxious because deep in your mind you have a core belief
that says: “I must be loved. I must be approved of.” When you are in social
situations, you are constantly trying to make sure people do not disapprove of
you.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "So here is the thing... if you laugh about it... it's ain't needy or nice...
...

Just as first you need to clean up few one-liners and punchlines..."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "The problem is that we see ourself as inferior and that's what really fucks us over in the end..."
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""The importance placed in modern society on proving oneʼs worth, on material
success, on status, on measurable achievement is acutely felt by children. To be
loved, accepted, and valued, they must produce the desirable responses. People
are recognized on the basis of what they have produced -- not on who they are.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% ""Maybe you have heard before how inferiority is the result of comparing
yourself to others. If you compare yourself to others and come up short, then you
feel a sense of shame about yourself. Itʼs easy enough for others to tell you to
“stop comparing yourself to others,” but itʼs much more difficult to live that
philosophy.
In the first place, you have been conditioned since childhood to achieve.""
November 10, 2018 – page 65
32.18% "This book is pointing out deep problems... most people miss them other skip them... but look you suckers... you can't get far without cleaning up the shit before it..."
November 10, 2018 – page 56
27.72%
November 9, 2018 – page 23
11.39%
November 9, 2018 – Shelved
November 9, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read
November 9, 2018 – Started Reading"

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неделя, 11 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Statements

by DeYtH Banger



Let me put you in the flow... after so much dicks sucking... I think you feel very dizzy, don't ya?

"Your dad is dead..."


- So what, can I do for that?... get to a funeral... kiss and touch a dead body... stay for hours... to waste... feeling sad for 1-2 years ot less and what's the whole thing about it?
Life is short and I am not interested in that type of emotions


"You grandfather is feeling bad, probably soon he is going to die."


- Yeah sure... that's great... after all God cares for some people and for others he doesn't.


"I had a great time..."

- Where do you see this fucking face of "interested"... so far I am not itnerested in that shit... don't you see... I am interestsed in people getting raped... misery... after all that's what happens to others not me... please don't tell me stories of your happiness...



"What's your favourite subject in school?'

- Do I care about your question? and Does my answer going to change your life?
...

So far I left with the impression that school is wasted time... 12 years of labels, hatred, anger, sadness, useless information, useless subjects, fucked up teachers, screw up teachers, screw up kids... 





"Won't you go and see your grandfather? (probably soon enough he is going to die"


- Okay... first of all I am trying something new... I am trying to act positive in life so to live more... I am not selfish person... but I am trying to be less negative.... second of all


WHAT IS THIS FUCK IS GOING TO GIVE ME?
LIKE WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING TO BE HIS ADVICE... WHEH HE WAS ALIVE... HE WAS LIKE


"I won't give you advice"

and now here is like

"I am ready to give you advice for life..."



WHAT'S GOING TO BE?
TO SHAVE MY COCK?
TO FUCK MORE BITCHES?
TO START TRYING SUCKING MY COCK?
TO DON'T GO FUCK SLUTS?


Why we don't play another game... much more cooler... stay there... when it's 01:00 in the morning I am going to come... in your room naked... I am going take a chair and sit on the righ corner and start playing with my dick...

It makes me feel good after all such sick fuck like you is going remember me as the last thing he has saw in life.


Comedy: Social Entry

By DeYtH Banger


I went too far… I just went too far .. some lines shouldn't be crossed… how THA fuck… people say a joke without even working on thecone-liner thing… punch line thing and the most important part body language.





I STILL GO INTO THE LONG STARE… ALSO KNOWN AS STATE… OF STARING.. . OVERTHINKING

STARING



I CALL THIS LEVEL THE CORKY FUCK




Wonders…

It really gets to my attention why people like old folks… aka dead folks… don't die?


I mean… why they don't have inside them… a chop of self-hatred, self-disgust, self-destruction behavior?


Or if it even possible massive mood changes… it's total instant killer.





"From where my material is comming?"

- From the air (looking into the sky/celing)… (pointing finger… above)… the FUCKER who lives in the sky… sends me emails.




YOUUU… WANNA KNOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT GOD?

HE IS A FUCKED UP.. SCREW UP PERSON… THIS IS WHY I PRAY IN THE NIGHT FOR TO PLAY WITH MY DICK… I KNOW HIS ROUTINES… TYPICAL CHILD MOLESTER



When got doesn't kill or doesn't get any down there Sacrafices… from his flesh bacteria friends..… he starts rapeing, killing and even molesting children.

Religion is tge only subject… which has a voice .. bit people can't question it… and no strong arguments have been shown on the table of the believers. So see believers as people who run life with a placebo effect…

Down here the folks  are corrupted so does and God
After all we were created in his image and likeness.



WARNING… WARNING



If you have kids start killing them… making them into soup +50 dollars more you get for per child… making them suicidal… ruining their lifes trying to influence them into taking the worst path in their life…

It's a deal of 150 dollars per child…


Don't worry…
Do your thing we already monitor social media accounts - Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Google Plus, Instragram and etc… also and your computer desktop and camera we have access to and soon enough and to your memories



DON'T FEEL SORRY… PUT A CHIP UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU GONNA GET 500 DOLLARS FOR PER CHILD



"Excuse me… lady… with this cigar in your hand you look like a street SLUT."

"Oh god… stop talking… I can see cigar which is burning … that's a fire…   THAT'S A FUCKING FIRE… it's time to put it off."

"Him: Oh so you are joking?
Me: Yes
Him: But next time this down people won't be joking
Me: So you don't have a life?
Miserable security prick.. your colleague… said that their no rules"



събота, 10 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: What's Next?

By DeYtH Banger


What's really Next?

So here is thing… don't say "I understand you"

…. "I was like you…"



1) First of all you son of bitch you don't understanding anything
2) Nope you wasn't… please.. . FUCKING please don't say such type of shit…


Bulgarian famous with problems with bowel movements and mindset - screw up.


When I was born … I was free… freedom in food… no need for money… having tons of fun. Having new and old friends… getting to know new people… discovering new places and this here … each detail happen… between 1 up to 10 years old…



I had had a taste for morbid curiosity…. Now life is like hell… PUNISHMENT from Satan. I am talking about the red fire guy… not the firemen… but the devil himself.



Before life was an experience and experimenting…


Until




"YO SON OF A BITCH DIE…"
"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME… ABOUT YOURSELF"

"FEEL GUILTY"
"NO GAMES… NO FUN FOR YOU"





So many rules… up to fill your ASSHOLE.

Now for the sake of the fucking game… more suicidal… isn't it fun?



AFTER ALL… GOT A GOAL IN MY LIFE


LIFE DOESN'T END WELL?
WE GOT A DOOR… BUT YOU NEED TO PAY BY SUFFERING… THIS DOOR IS MADE BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF…



This backdoor is answer of misery


….

What so far is wasting my life… and my sleep and now I am awake is the thought of:



OH GOD… OH GOD THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE STUDYING POOP…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT VERY SHITTY MISERABLE BUMMERS



Here is something to tell you…
Bulgarian comedy is stand down intelligence and stand up stupidity…. What does it mean?

That those there desparate fucks… and I feel sorry about them.


So we were stupid people … also known as cavemen… before that monkeys… and now right now lazy creatures… but in the middle of this story… PROGRESS of less being lazy.


My mom told me that in the bible is saying that there is "Haven" gate and "Hell" gate… and these are the two rooms… and you got two tickets…


What's amazing is that this story of fiction is becoming reality what I HATE about this is that no evolution does God want…


Talking about the red fire guy… that's him in details.

петък, 9 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Got It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

The PARALYZED woman?
One thing is for sure good master in sex throws slaves out of the bed.


SLAY THE DEATH
SLAY THE DEATH


So… "Hey…"… (slapping ass)… is this the hole from which poop… comes out?


So far nobody points out as for does a girl poop and if she does… does it mean that she gets less value on the MARKET?


So sad … to ruin all pck up artist lifes



BUT YOU… BUT YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE… CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS… YOU ARE SO DESPARATE THAT AFTER ALL YOU HIJACK WOMEN BRAINS… FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLESH IN YOUR PANTS




After All who THA fuck told you that when this flesh… when grow bigger needs to be used in sex?

Or as most beta males used it… To massively masturbate…


WE ARE TALKING FOR YEARS OF DESPARATION AND DEPRESSION


Probably, more food is going to be left for me!

Each… extra fuck who dies is +1 for me…

So here is the thing alpha and beta males don't exist… mankind just made this story up.

So sad… your mood changed!





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Comedy: Got It

By DeYtH Banger


Yeah I got it so far I am suicidal… I want to kill myself… but not when I am sad… but happy so far my theory last emotions imply into endless loop holes.


"Your grandfather… got a hearth attack"

- Yeah… I know that God loves him more than me… he always plays with the broken toys


"Stop violence"

- It's not my fault… it's your thing… I am part of your fantasies… why you didn't reboot your mind before giving a life?



YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING BUMMER




"You are negative… lost motivation…"

- I know… I know… life is harsh… don't think I am going to show you all my cards… I am poker man…





BITCH!




"I angry, crazy, insane, mad and fucked up"

- Okay… okay… I got your point you ain't using any nouns… PLENY of adjectives and one verb.




OH GOD .. WHAT LAID FUCK LIKE YOU WAS DOING IN SCHOOL?

ANSWER THIS FUCKING QUESTION




Here is a cool game… if you don't do it your family members are going to die… After a they ain't livin a premium life.


I just read that a woman has been thrown out of bed?

And then followed by getting PARALYZED and so far the story ends up in suing R18…

My big question is how does this woman get so good while jumping and being one a dick… getting thrown out..


So far this story sounds like paranormal activity is lurking in her home!


четвъртък, 8 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Fuckers

By DeYtH Banger




Yolo, bitch you need to pay… so swallow my cock… one way or another way you are going to pay for the meal.


Old people are depressed…



THIS PEOPLE NEED TO DIE… JUST INJECT SUICIDE… INSIDE THEIR BRAIN


You want my opinion about "God"?

Oh God

He loves us all… - That's what believers daily subscription looks like.

But so far… nothing more than a ASSHOLE who is saying..




"You owe me… owe me brother… "

- So far this is the best top explanation about diseases.





SO FAR WGAT MORE EVOLVED… CREATIVE… MORE CREATIVE SENDE OR NONSENSE COULD IT BE?


I had higher expectations…



YOU SON OF BITCH!


Comedians are people who have self-esteem day-shifts and people who are on the problematic pages of self-approval.

Daily - WANKERS
Night - Clowns


OH GOD… OH GOD… DEPRESSION HAS ALL KINDS OF WAYS TO POKE YOU


It's not my fault about your failure life, poor decision making… IT'S JUST HAPPEN TO YOU… BECAUSE LACK OF FEATURES… AND WEAK CHARACTER



You got hormonal depression?
Great at least you gonna put your law skills into actions


Lies pure example of B.S.

When people ask me "What's up? With turn back reply of "Nothing"… I am like


I have downs…

   My mood so far clinically diagnosed to be bipolar
    I have mania in thinking
I have mania in Over thinking
And so far nothing up is going


Beside my dick… it's get' S up once PORNOGRAPHY is On… Once I get miserable.. . So far it's a toy which privatelly is accepted to play… If you start exposing it publicly more like you are mentally insane… mad… lunatic… crazy… mentally ill.


Don't stick in B.S.  life is just a game with "First Person" Character… but with more conscious… more dilemma and even so good this VR  that each experience feels so FUCKING real.

"How is your day?"

- Bad
- Well
- Good
- Fine
- Pretty Fine
- Nothing really happening
- Seems Pretty Well
- Whatever

( I just hate people who ask such type of questions… it's stupid from begin to end.)

Why there isn't an option…


WATCH YOUR BUSINESS… DISGUSTING… BLOODY FUCK… GET A COCK FOR GOD SAKE

YOU LOOK LIKE IN THIS LIFE BOREDOM HAS EATEN THE SHIT SHIT OUT OF YOU


Do you know or have you seen the people who say

"It's Hard"

- So does and your father cock

"It's Difficult"

- Yeah… we know that you are stupid.. you don't know what next thing is going to happen… who are going the fuck and do we have the all answers of all questions?


Bible lies about that but me


NOPE… NOPE YOU GOT THE WRONG SECTION GRUNTCHY FUCKER



Such people like those downers ruin your life, wished, promises… vision…




Review: Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life

Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and Into Your Life by Gary John Bishop
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 29, 2018 – page 161
72.85% "This book is explaining how our lifes are ruled by our expectations... and then we talk about "Free Will"..."
October 26, 2018 – page 161
72.85%
October 26, 2018 – page 139
62.9% "So what was it?

I may not be able to guess exactly what you were doing, but I can be certain of one thing: you were uncomfortable. Put a slightly different way, you were most likely operating outside of your “comfort zone”.""
October 26, 2018 – page 139
62.9% "Well, you probably weren’t sitting on the couch pondering your navel. Chances are you weren’t wrapped up in in the humdrum of your everyday existence either, or mentally calculating the sharp rise in the price of milk since 1977."
October 26, 2018 – page 139
62.9% ""Maybe you made a really big sale, started a new business, or bought a house. Maybe you got married to the love of your life or went back to school or completed a marathon. It could be anything you’re truly proud of.

How the hell did you achieve it?"
October 24, 2018 – page 139
62.9%
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "You are not your thoughts. They’re just a bunch of random things running through your head. Much of them you have no control over.

Eventually we’d all like to have better, more positive thoughts. But sitting there isn’t going to make it happen.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""“I am not my thoughts; I am what I do”.

That’s your newest personal assertion, the phrase that sums it all up. Go ahead, try it out. “I am not my thoughts; I am what I do”."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Don’t know what to do or where to start? Good, that’s your first action. Find out, understand. Trawl the internet, read books, ask questions, take courses, seek advice, do whatever you need to do to unfuck yourself and get into your life.

Get up on your feet and get going.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "It’s all about action. Going out there, doing it and taking all your negative bullshit along for the ride. It’s never going to get any better, any easier or any more understandable. This is it, life is now and you’re never going to have a better moment than this."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "We could go on and on. The point is, positive thinking isn’t a predictor of accomplishment any more than negative thinking indicates failure. All of the people described above acted independently of their internal condition. You can too."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""On the other hand, think of how many people with negative thoughts have gone on to become wildly successful.

All the legendary musicians with drug problems. All the pro athletes with anger management issues. The models with unhealthy body images. The millionaires with scarcity mindsets."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "They toiled, doubted and had sleepless nights, they worried and battled and ground it out until their lives and their work finally aligned.

I mean, come on, chances are you can think of plenty of people, past and present, who appeared to have “good thoughts” but never accomplished much.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "They rolled up whatever was in their way, set it aside and strode out into the unknown. It wasn’t a passive endeavor. Their greatness didn’t just miraculously float out into the ether for us to consume. If they hadn’t taken action, we’d have never known what their passions were in the first place. We’d never have witnessed their greatness or wisdom."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Do you think Gandhi or Rosa Parks or Abraham Lincoln were never gripped by thoughts of doubt, fear or uncertainty? How about Nikola Tesla or Steve Jobs? Do you seriously think those people woke up every day in the perfect mood with “everything’s coming up roses”, playing in their heads? HELL NO! They were wracked by the same kind of shit you are, but they acted ANYWAY."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Of course, your mind will always try to rationalize not acting. It’ll remind you of all the other things you could be doing. It’ll drudge up all your recent stresses and doubts.

But don’t act on your thoughts. Act on what’s in front of you.

Change your life by changing your actions. That’s the only way.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Simply act. Put aside your thoughts and move.

It’s not about psyching yourself up. It’s not about getting everything aligned just right. Just act. Do it.

Not in a minute. Not after this show is over. Now."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Today, I want you to do something different than what you normally do. I want you to act in a way that’s independent of your typical negative or unproductive thoughts. Act on the moment and in line with what the item in front of your face demands of you. Fuck how you feel, ACT!

Don’t wait for the mood to strike. Don’t get stuck looking for that magic feeling that will do the work

for you."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "When you think about it, that’s basically what most of us do. We want to be driven. We think a more productive mood will chauffeur us through life, a confident mood will make things easier or more do-able. But if you want to get to where you’re going, you’ll have to take the wheel.

You have to buckle in and stomp hard on that gas pedal, whether you’re ready to or not.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "But you’ve got to put your key in the ignition, crank ‘er up, and put it in drive first. The car isn’t going to start itself and then wait patiently for you in the driveway."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Simply put, when we act, we just don’t have time for anything else! It’s hard to focus on your internal worrying and naysaying when you’re busy getting things done. It’s all about momentum. Once you’ve started rolling, it’s easier to stay moving. That road that looked so long and intimidating before starts to blur as you speed across it."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "" what Dale says here. When we choose action instead of inaction, when we act beyond our automatic thoughts, something interesting happens: we start to forget about the things that are bothering us."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "More specifically, act in a way that’s in your best interests rather than in a way that is dominated by how you automatically think and feel. Each time will be better than the last until your mind wakes up and realizes, “Hey, I can do this. I’m learning!”"
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "The next time you’re feeling or experiencing any sort of negative or diminishing thought that disempowers you, move on immediately. Act independently of that thought."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Consider this: You just messed something important up. Immediately thoughts like “I’m so stupid” and “I always screw things up” randomly pop into your head.

All this means is that your reaction to one situation is out of sync with the whole. Just like when you whine (yes, you whine), about how “impossible” what you need to do is. Your brain starts to follow that line of thought all the way down the rabbit hole!""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "The gap between how life is and how we think life is; is often the black hole in which we fruitlessly labor.

We think things are worse or better, harder or easier than they actually are from this cacophony of background noise and judgement."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Our minds often have an unrealistic perception of the world, peppered with interpretation, misunderstanding, automatic behaviors and opinions, and cultural and familial programming all laid on top of our lives like designs on a giant sheet of tracing paper while the more we strive to get our reality to match this design, the more we struggle."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Your thoughts start to become intuitive action over time until you start to act independently of your negative thoughts time after time after time. Are you going to think about yourself and what you lack, or are you going to deal with the actions presenting themselves right there in that moment of time?""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Many times those same thoughts and feelings are pulling you away from your potential. Things like doubt, fear, procrastination or frustration rule the day instead of the kind of positive action that will actually forward your life.

If you always attack the task at hand without hesitation, what will you think the next time you have something important to do?"
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""There are a couple reasons for this. We know your thoughts can become your reality. And when your reality is one of acting on the things that are in your best interests, your thoughts will actually shift to match that. Think about this: your thoughts (and the resulting feelings) are not always aligned with what is in the best interests of your life, your health, your finances or your potential."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Thoughts without actions are just that, thoughts and your negative thoughts about yourself, others or your circumstances will have no impact on your success as long as you leave them where they lie.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "I’ve come across literally thousands of people in my career who have spent their lives waiting to feel or think differently. And while inspiration or motivation may strike once in a while, they are fickle friends and can’t be depended on to show up whenever you need them.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "As I consistently say to my clients, you don’t have to feel like today is your day, you just have to act like it is.

Sure, it never hurts to be in the right kind of mood or mindset, but if we sit around waiting to be in the perfect mood, we’re just never going to get started."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "You’re going to have days where you don’t want to get out of bed, where you don’t want to go to work, where you don’t want to take care of your responsibilities. But you do. Every day you engage in activities that you don’t really want to do. That means you already have a muscle for having thoughts and acting independently of them."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Many of the things I teach my clients involve changing the way you approach and look at life. But these are long-term solutions. Ultimately my goal is to help you shift your subconscious. And that, my dears, is like turning a battleship. It takes time.

No matter how hard you try, you’re going to have the occasional negative thought. Maybe more than occasionally. Maybe every day. Maybe hundreds of times per day."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""We have just as many pointless, irrelevant thoughts as important ones. Then there are those default thoughts that pop into your head day in and day out. Thoughts of unworthiness, being judged, not belonging or some lack of competence. All of this while going to work, paying your bills, going to the grocery store or driving your car!"
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""The truth is, it’s difficult to have a say in, let alone control, what you think about. Especially because, as we’ve established elsewhere in this book, we’re not even aware of the majority of things we think about.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Haven’t you wondered why you came up with positivity as an answer to your life in the first place? Have you ever noticed how you are when impacted or surrounded by apparently negative people or situations? That’s right, even you get gripped by the old negative hand now and again no matter how you might try and avoid it.""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""It’d be great if we could simply decide to never have a negative thought, but when it comes down to it, that’s just not realistic. I know, I know, my positive-thinking peeps are losing their minds at this statement but here’s something for even those people to consider."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "What he is trying to point out... we are wasting our precious time with shitty stuff... times passes and passes and we waste it..."
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% "Someone walks past your cubicle. You frantically click your mouse and mash on the keyboard, feigning busyness for the unsuspecting intruder. “Whew, that was close!”

Look at the clock again. 11:13. Another half an hour wasted. “I should really get to work... right after I...”""
October 24, 2018 – page 115
52.04% ""Quick step back to reality. You check your email. A message from your credit card company. “I’m in so much debt. I’m never going to get out of this mess. No hover shoes or lunch out for me.”

A notification from that online dating site you signed up for a few weeks ago. “I’ll never find someone. My love life is a disaster. Maybe relationships and I just don’t match.”"
October 22, 2018 – page 115
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October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "Don’t stop there. Instead of simply stretching our comfort zones, let’s blow the thing up completely. Try acting in a way you’d never think about acting. Doing something completely out of character would be a great start. Embrace that uncertainty and strike a blow for your future!""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""Do them. Starting now. There’s no better time than this moment. Develop and grow that muscle to be with the uncertain in life. To be with the glory of life itself, unconstrained by your own limits and opinions."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""The person who avoids the uncertain doesn’t do this. They’re too afraid of being judged. They’re too afraid to look foolish or stupid. They are stopped, one foot nailed to the floor by an illusion.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "The more we try to stay comfortable today, the more uncomfortable we’ll be tomorrow. There really is no destination, there is only exploring, exploring and exploring.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""As you’ve probably noticed, when you do try to stay in your comfort zone, you never truly feel comfortable. There’s always that nagging feeling that you could be doing more. There’s always that desire for a life that’s better than the one you have now."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""They’re not afraid of the uncertain; It’s just a part of life. They don’t seek out certainty because they know it doesn’t really exist. They are also the kind of people who are aware of and open to the real magic and miracles of life and what can be accomplished.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "Nothing is certain. You could go to sleep tonight and never wake up. You could get in your car and never make it to work. Certainty is a complete illusion. Voodoo.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""The funny thing is, no matter how much you chase certainty, you’ll never really be able to hold it or retain it. That’s because it doesn’t exist. The universe will always send us little reminders of its chaos and power, and no one is exempt from the prompting."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""That’s the kind of power that uncertainty has in our lives. It can make us or break us. It can make us rich or make us poor. It can be the key to our success or drive us in the other direction.

For many people, it ends up being both.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "They didn’t succeed because they were certain they were going to succeed; They succeeded because they didn’t let uncertainty stop them. They did it anyway. They ignored their doubts and kept pushing forward. They were relentless when the only thing they had to fuel them was relentlessness.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""There were days when they doubted what they were doing. Where they thought, “this is never going to work”. Many found themselves on the verge of giving up at numerous occasions along the way."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "The problem is that we think too much and that's what cost us few troubles along the way."
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "You can’t. The truth is you can’t even predict what the people you know will do, let alone the people you don’t know. Whether it’s the checkout line or a night club or the bank, social situations are inevitably filled with uncertainty. Jeez, half of the time you can’t even predict your own thoughts and feelings! Think of the many times you’ve rushed to judge and then later changed your mind.""
October 22, 2018 – page 93
42.08% ""Think about it: How can you go to new places if you never leave the house? How can you make friends and start romances without meeting new people? How can you do anything new by doing what you’ve always done?"
October 12, 2018 – page 93
42.08% "Chapter 5 - Now On

...

This book shows you about what most people give a fuck and for what they care and how this "Fuck"... screws you over..."
October 12, 2018 – page 93
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сряда, 7 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Honesty

By DeYtH Banger


So sad nobody really was honest with you… life is one bitch.


LET'S MOVE ON

Anger
Temper
Violence
Killing
Homicide
Genocide
Suicide




Sounds like a good recipe for fun.… So sad It's difficult NOWADAYS to find a good joke… I was just watching some Bulgarian TV… and all this comedy shit is as fucked up as scrambled eggs.

Let's face few taboo topics…

Suicide - All this people who are into that shit… Are just starving for attention…




I CALL THIS GROUP ATTENTION FUCKERS




Come on here is the tip… kill yourself… if your brain is telling you some shit… give few clicks of thought and don't even bother knocking on the door of procrastination…. What you need is to commit into action.


I like such type of activities after all science says that people need healthy Habbits, activities.. . Nobody did said that killing a vegan is not healthy… here is how it happens…


You walk 5 KILOMETERS,  10 Miles run… and then eat spinach and broccoli why slicing a ALIVE human being so far healthy as fuck.






IMAGINE ME AS THE GUY WHO IS AROUND THE LEFT CORNER ON ONE CHAIR SITTING… NAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE… ONE ARM ON MY LEG THE OTHER ONE… IS A FIST WITH A HOLE… IF YOU LOOK … GOODLY… DEEPLY… ENOUGH… YOU GONNA SEE MY DICK THERE…


YUP… YOU GOT IT RIGHT… (I AM NOT INSANE… MAD… CRAZY OR ELSE… JUST POINTING OUT)

I AM JUST MANIAC MASTURBATOR






One hard dick needs a fist with a hole…





BIIIIITCHES!




I think you got it wrong.. don't laugh… don't laugh… don't talk… just listen I am like a person on the right corner… looking at you and saying…


"SORRRY… SORRY… NOT GOOD ENOUGH… JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH… BUT STILL SOON ENOUGH IS GOING TO BE MY TURN"





I like comedians… what I like about them is that they are like monkeys on dope…


I hare my mom… always judging and manipulating



- "Do something"
- "Get It right"
- "You are going to be like your father"
- "You are emitionless sack of shit…"




It's not hard at all few points getting them wrong… getting ten wrong expectations and let's mix it up… good enough and we got the perfect manipulator... always makes me guilty…





SO FAR… SO FAR THIS ARE THE RULES 18 YEARS OF THEORY AN PRACTICE … THIS NEW FUCKING YEAR SHE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME THIS GAME ANYMORE





SO BITCH… YOU WON'T HAVE YOUR MOMENT

Comedy: Wasted LF

By DeYtH Banger


Pralyzing noises…noises and noises… Some of them can ignore others you can't…


Has it ever in your mind came the thought that communication is noises or let's face it …. From PIG OF aliens… after all this creatures put into the higher levels civilization.


SO HERE IS SOMETHING BARE IN MIND


TO ALL BELIEVERS SUCK MY COCK
TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT A CLOWN… I AM NOT MONKEY RUNNING ON DOPE
TO SPIRTUAL PEOPLE - HERE IS SOME CUM… IT'S AS WHITE AS YOUR SOUL… IN YOUR DICTIONARY OF SPIRTUALITY IS CALLED SOUL PLASMA…


Overthinking is great you find flaws in your ideas easy as fuck… but the problem is when the whole thing becomes an obsession an maniac thing… That's when you get fuck…


TYPICAL PARALYZED FATIGUE


Let face life… wrong order

- Of words
- Of Letters
- Of sentences
- Of  Buildings
- Of Images


….


And so far we got everything wrong from theories up to God and religion… practice and so far the dessert is soup with chocolate FLAWS.



SO RELIGIOUS FUCKS… I KNOW EVERY AND EACH ONE OF YOUR DAMN FUCKING ARGUMENTS




SO FAR SHEMALES- Deservev a title of God of the Year.


What's special about dicks?
All this crackers with a good master end up in the rapeing zone.


I don't feel sad about RAPE, killing, suicide… in tge bible is written that God has killed himself in the name of our sins.. . So if I commit a sin or say something wrong… GOD has made commitment…



BUT STILL SAD THAT THIS GUY WENT DOWN..
DID HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH PAIN?


He is a typical Ashlyn… and some selfish fuck after all he was suffering from screw up depressive life and he decided to kill himself for the greater good.


HERE IS WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU GET A BIATCH… condoned FUCK…

Comedy: Wrong With You

By DeYtH Banger



Sorry for ruining your life but in this world there are two gerlnerations and I am not making up this story as this Fuckers on the internet, social media, TV News journalist and the Fuckers are going on and on and on




I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A BRAG OUT BITCH…



Intelligent and Stupid… Stupid people get easy in life… everything for them is easy incredible examples for this categories are boxers (Mind-less fuckers), security, police (obeying the laws as a habbit)

Intelligent people are the generation which is just screw up in life…




GOD HAS BAD SENSE OF HUMOR


AND WHAT'S WITH THIS NON-CREATIVE, NOJ-SMART, NON-THINKING FUCKS WHO REPEAT DATA AS IT'S DINNER… LUNCH… BREAKFAST




I just hate this Habbit… It's so freaking creepy… now food.. . Now… water… now bathroom… is that signals of God saying to us:


KEEEEEEEP…. WASTING LIFE FUCKERS


How brain knows that this is Good… but when a brilliant beautiful girl the brain sees… it activates…


- Negative Bias: ON
- Primate Brain: On
- Lies Bias - On
- Illusion Bias - On


And all other fucked up disorders and biases… which just stop you and paralyze you… You think that I don't want something in Life?


IT'S JUST FOR SOME PEOPLE LIFE JUST WORKS… THEY GOT FRIENDS, MONEY, MOTIVATION… WORK.. . HOME AND KIDS AND BABIES… AND FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME… SUCK SWORDS AND NO DAMAGE AT ALL