понеделник, 21 октомври 2019 г.

Review: Showdown at Camp Wannaweep

Showdown at Camp Wannaweep Showdown at Camp Wannaweep by Kiki Thorpe
My rating: 0 of 5 stars



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Review: In the Tall Grass

In the Tall Grass In the Tall Grass by Stephen King
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 5, 2019 –
60.0% "I do not have the right words... the right vocabulary to describe this work. I do not have the propper vocabulary... but this work is genius..."
October 5, 2019 –
60.0% "Seen humans at there outrageous states and at their edge..

While you listen to this story you are going to be at the edge of your chair..."
October 5, 2019 –
60.0% "No Disapointment
No WOrries
I am not even sorry for giving a shot to this story"
October 5, 2019 –
60.0% "Faith at it's core"
October 5, 2019 – Shelved
October 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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неделя, 20 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: For Others

By DeYtH Banger

Stephen King is still alive and moving around... Stephen Hawking Fail in life
ThatXs how God deals with failure
This twat... fat faggot kills people full of failure...

We talk about satanist... and for fucked up shit... but nothing more true and goes far as Robin Williams this selfish faggot killed himself...

OH MEN STOP THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF
THINK FOR OTHERS
YOU HOLY BIASED FUCK
STOP DOING IT


PLAYING SAFE
DOING SAFE


TAKE YOUR MEDS MEN

Steve Martin, oh whoa long career but as for now something kils his career?
Hey fuck stop fucking around go die...
Old school deserve to die.

I started watching fucks like Bob Proctor, Tony Robbins and Brian Tracy...
Now Most of my thought loops go as far

Kill yourself
Kill Yourself


I wasted time
I wasted my life

If we are talking in fucking language... language of "fuck"... If I fuck my life gets more productive than watching those faggots fucking around.
Ellon Musk... selling door to door candy...
A billionaire abd what now .. ..
Next billionaire or let's say millionare is going to be homeless?
17 years homeless and then one day he found the secret of how to become rich?

It reminds for the online scams
Register here
Click here
And you get few figures
Of money
Mentor others and get money

So economy fuctions
Steal from others and get tich
You get more money and others getvless
That's economy the more you get the more goverment takes
That's the law men
Go read economy you fucking faggots!


Stephen Hawking fucking compesating this piece of twat...
It's God's turn to turn around the tables
So Hawking
Time to face reality
Stop making shit up

We go down on this fucking line... we got high school drop outs
Steve Jobs
Bill Gates

Now Bill Gates is saying... dropping out of school is bad idea snd he is against it... before he was okay with it... as for now he is not okay?

And worries you?
Bothers you?
You want more money to steal?
Somebody to don't steal your money?
Society doesn't need more unique people like you...
What is wrong with you?

Oh God gifs... improv team gifs
Go get few of those gifts... bunch of 'em
And put 'em right in your fucking ass...

Oh whoa great
Work

That's positive re-inforcement
Validation


Comedy: So What?

By DeYtH Banger


So what?
I am upset... do what?

Fuck your mom
Great line
Great punchline

Here is some problems which most of you have... and here is how you solve them...
It's fucking easy... do it as often as possible


"You are depress?"


STOP WATCHING THE FUCKING NEWS
YOU FAGGOTS

"You want to get laid?"


STOP USING THOSE SMART TV... SMSRTPHONES AND PHONES AS OVERALL JUST STOP IT...
BEING AND GETTING LAID HAPPENS WHEN YOU STOP USING TECHNOLOGY
PERIOD




"You are fat?"


KILL YOURSELF
TOO MUCH FOOD HAS BEEN CONSUMED FROM THE FAT PEOPLE

"You are negative and you have suicidal thoughts?"



KILL YOURSELF
STOP BEING AN FUCKING WHINY BITCH
STOP BITCH ABOUT
GO FUCKING DO THE WORK
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO THIS ROAD

Suicide is "I quit"... not "Escape"...
It's more like "quit thing"... got knows about it... he always knows stuff so it's a "quit thing"... If it's an escape... it's supposed to be suprise... mystery... unknown shit...

AND SO WHAT
YOU ARE GOING TO BE MR. NICE GUY?
PFF...
THAT'S YOUR WAY OF GETTING PUSSY
OH WHOA...
I FEEL VERY SUICIDAL...
MOST PEOPLE JUST DON'T HOW TO GET LAID EASY...
IT'S NOT HARD THING...
IT'S EASY

MONEY?
PUSSY?
HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF

So "I mean" and "It's horrible"... I have used those words ... a lot of... in my life... main routine...
Whoa... after all I am getting dumber

Oh whoa just a throw back people can hold up to 2 hours breath... after 2 hours you die... lungs suffocate...
Why I know this?
I need shit to fullfil my mind man!

сряда, 16 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Suicide ...D

By DeYtH Banger


The great thing about suicide is that you "Gave up..."... you just "Gave Up"...
Assisted suicide in ither words... homic7de is that people hate as so deeep that they are ready to trash you out.


The great thing about in the same relationship to hold on and marriage + becoming a prostitute is that

"We are together... you need to start selling your body..."
"Not enough grey matter?
Start selling your body"




I don't like gays because just to Expressive + too happy about life

Hey fuck... hey folks try running life on negative patterns and behavior and they try to hate less...



"Somebody is going beat you up"



- Oh whoa... somebody cares... for me gives a fuck about me?
That he is ready to beat me up... and touch me...
Oh holy christ
Oh god...

I am human!

Kids are freaks...the less you have... the happier you are... Rules is what stricts us from freedom the more we the sell our soul to the devil and the more rules we follow the more our life is going to be horrific and horrible.



Today... to be honest before few hours... I was watching the escalator and waiting for couples which I shame myself...and feel more guilty in life and for single or group of women... which to fuck...
It's called authenticity as for being spirtual... god is not authentic hero.

When is about Kings ... King Louis Ruled France for 15 minutes...
The electric chair was invented by a dentist and try next time to throw the ball more further than ever. 36% Of Americans to be locked... put in jail... why?
That percentage says "God has spoken to me"...
TAKE YOUR PILLS MEN...
YOU SADOMASTIC FUCK

We talk about genius people but most of them... are jerks... and screw up...
Van Gogh sold one painting wgeb he was alive and Einstein didn't knew how to drive a car.

Comedy: At Least Tried

By DeYtH Banger


Fuck you and fuck your fucking mom... have you ever tried ... dating... pick up?
I would rather.. think for suicide...
I do not steal..okay...
No argumen has been ever presented...

God sucks in all is majesty and power...
Fuck this white ..racist faggot

Being spirtual follows up no..
No rules
Being religious
Follows rules
Spirtual
Methods
Principle
As I can... let me repeat
Spirtual being that guy. Follows no rules whatsoever


Old people fuck em... one by one... each by each...
Just fuck em..
What's with being whinny...
Always saying

"Do that"
"Don't do that"
..

What's wrong with you... you old decapitating fucks...
Why your fucking father didn't chocke on something . Sharp... and big


WHY



WHY FUCKING WHY?



Marc Maron - Shut the fuck up... you damn dilly gooze... faggot.

The most screw up part about rape and murder... that is inside thing...
Job

Family...
Relatives
Friends


The less you have the less probability to get in any gruesome act.
Stats men...
Fuck you all

Killing yourself us fun shit men...
I got a workbook for this shit
There are methods... and consequences...
How great is that?
If in my pocket... I had such typee of manual... guide... we are talking about great life...
From scale 1 to 10


FUCK YOU
I FEEL GREAT

Spirtual books...
GO FUCK YOURSELF



HERE IS A TIP...
A LITTLE ADVICE FOR ALL OF YOU
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS IN WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET DISSAPOINTED!



The great thing about life it's not necessity.
The great thing about being alive... and staying alive...
As it follows We have one life... you either live it or fuck off...

Disease and conflict are evolutionary stand point...
The most great thing about life is sometimes... who the fuck are you fucking...
Which is great!

вторник, 15 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Have You Tried?

By DeYtH Banger

Wake the fuck up man.. God?
He sucks
Jesus is figment if your imagination
Spirtuality -
Which was the last mental instution... you pick it up?
You went up to?

You are not witty lined fuck?
So what?
Go fuck yourself!

Truck to go over me... while I show middle finger point at the trucker guy and.... smile

This shit is holy fuck jizsnek
The secret about pick up... that there is way around... way ro cheat the system... never be speak to fast... walk fast... chill the fuck up...


EMOTIONAL GUYS?
THEY ARE CLEAR DAMAGED
THEY GET INTO THE BUCKET OF DAMAGED GOODS


INPRESSING WOMEN
BAD IDEA
CHASING AND APPROACHING THEM
BAD IDEA

HERE IS ADVICE



Fuck you... guys!

I want to fuck a midget... a fucking midget...

Oh whoa... you are social...
Fuck you
Have you tried that?
Your father at least tried it!

When you fuck a midget you expections die and also it's doll fucking...
The today topic is lack of sleep and how much fucks does your father gives to your mom.

Most sober



... and people from sobriety...
People who have been addicts...
Most of them have unrealistic expectations
This big spirtual thing?
Shovel it right in your ass!
Planting seeds in my brain...
How about my turn
"Fuck off" seeds...

Stop terorizing me you fucking faggot...
I don't want your presence... I am not a gay...
I fuck moms... young girls and most time what I get along the way from the female class.

Most comedians do the same material over and over and over




STOP IT
STOP THIS TERORIZING COMFORT ZONE BULLSHIT START killing yourself


I was invited to classic music...
I do not listen to this shit..cutting veins is classical new symphony of mozart...

Anxiety... stress...
Anxious came out and I almost lost what I was getting from life...
From those horrible degeratable friends

Fuck you all
How do you say fuck you?
Ask your father... you dumb cunt!

If I was in your place
.... I would rather kill myself!
I started thinking about fucking while on aca meeting

How fucked up... am I?
Oh whoa?
Fucking around with the tough crowd!



Review: Osudy dobrého vojáka Švejka za světové války, 1. díl – V zázemí

Osudy dobrého vojáka Švejka za světové války, 1. díl – V zázemí Osudy dobrého vojáka Švejka za světové války, 1. díl – V zázemí by Jaroslav Hašek
My rating: 2 of 5 stars



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събота, 12 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Private Show

By DeYtH Banger



I want to grab a bat and bash skulls... men... I want to bash 'em...

Happy couples...
Fucking
Sex


I want to bash 'em... all of 'em... God send me for their salvation...

I hate it when prostitute starts doing... her own acting shit..
I want to grab her and chocke her


Sentence: You are dieing bitch... ain't actor...
Try again


I want to start killing and slashing strip dancers... mainly because...
It's fun
Activity
Free of outcome

Genetic make up
... what's with humans and small fur?
What's this all about?

You fuck...
God you are sick fuck... sick bastard
This fur does not help in cold...
So does God help..
God is selfish prick
You scramble eggs bastard




Somebody offended..
At least is happening somebody...
When your grandfather fucked your grandmother...
There was no magic what's ever!

I got a sponsor...
I got a person who helps me...
But what's woth God and helping you with coping stress... depression...
This fuck nowhere... what's ever
Start taking your medication...
Pills




Recently I was with a prostitute... on the phone the conversation was holy fuck...
Wreck

I had advice from a guy who helps with life




He said:

- Stop giving so much fuck to others
- Stop going to place where there are going to reject you




AND WHAT TO BECOME EMOTIONLESS BAGGAGE LIKE YOU?

My sponsor don't get into places... where they can reject you...
At first thought... I shouldn't be alive...
Life sucks men!
Oh your ego was touched... you feel bad?
Oh so sad
Get over it

YOU BLOODY DISGUSTING FUCK
IF YOU JUDGE
GO TRY TO FUCK YOUR MOM
WHY?
THE BITCH WANTS IT
GIVE HER
THE DICK
DICK COMES OUT OF THE CUNT
AND SECOND PART OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW IS TO GO BACK

Fuck you slim baggel of cheese
Fuck me right in my ass...
Why?
Speaking about moment of clarity beneficial fucker.

вторник, 8 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Hecklers

By DeYtH Banger

HECKLERS are the worthless part of the audience.. the more hecklers you get the more you start finding out...



CROWD GOT
EGO
CROWD
LIKES TO BE SEEN AND
TO ACT OUT AS SEEN


You believe in God?
Jesus?
Spirtual?
Or non
The sane screw up... fucked up person you are like the religion extremes.
I am atheist and people like me do not do outrageous stuff.



You love your parents?
You love your thy father?
Go kill yourself men...
I hate all of 'em... in their all colours.

If you are greedy fuck... you get fack...
Being selfish and greedy...costs calories



People from AA are not here today... because within me... I have massive hatred for God and spirtuality...

I invite people to come over... but they mainly because my dear guilty concious is out here and has main goals fuck of 'em.


People like to criticize others...

Why?
Because that's easy..
Focus on other
How wonderful idea is this?

I got a job...
Not a pimp...
Unfortunately...
Good money
But I am gladly too arrogant...




I need sometimes to play stupid...
Because I do not look stupid...
I look like a con men...
Like massive manipulator

What now I need to focus is energy.....
Emotions... silence...

Whos too much shit men... The great thing about messenger and social media..is that people Always got a reason... always you get emotional rollercoaster.

I am not funny?
Okay...
Get your dick and stuff it right in your fucking mouth...
So what?
Mhm...
For example... I am quitely impress...


I got a work... which means... I do not have or get the sharp mind... the sharp vibe energy.... most of my time gets around anxiety... depression. People got tricks... as for me I go with the slogan "Fuck You".