вторник, 30 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Pure Bother

By DeYtH Banger


What happen with all not fully dysfunctional children?
What happen with Mr. Addiction, Mr. Anxiety and Mr. Approach Anxiety?


All this questions give me cringes in my but hole… How the fuck screw up mind got somewhere… … Screw up persona… thoughts… How this fuck is going to pass his GENES?


WHAT I CALL ALL THIS IDEAS AND OPINIONS … JUST PURE BOTHER OF WISDOM


I am kinda fucked up right now… confused as hell in first place and in second place… Like how the fuck again… the guy with the anxiety and depression is fixed?


IF ECONOMY WANTS TO FUCK US OVER THEIR TENDENCIES ARE PURE BOTHER OF CONFUSION


No More self- sufficiency once that damage done nothing more than social pressure and stress are going to do the final work.



AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT EXPRESSION IN PRESSURE


Turn the YouTube.. .



WHY THE FUCK YOU LOWERING THE VOLUME?
NOWADAYS THE GENERATION IS GETTING DUMBER THAN  EVER


Oh God quotes… let me point me out few

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Benjamin Franklin"

- People like you Dear Benjamin leave others in state of sleep deprivation.

"To attain knowledge, add things everyday. To attain wisdom, remove things every day. Lao Tzu"

- Typical formula of stupidtism

"Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Confucius"

- What are you trying to say…






HEY ASSHOLE…





These are the two categories.. .


"There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool. Diogenes"

- Yeah I call it middle finger… wise people don't show it… fools show it.


"Wisdom is nothing but a preparation of the soul, a capacity, a secret art of thinking, feeling and breathing thoughts of unity at every moment of life. Hermann Hesse"

- Here is a lesson dear fuck…

First of all you don't know mechanics… souls can't breath and so far knowledge is s weight… souls are weightless… Brains dies in the body and soul is a empty thing.


SO FAR SOUL DOESN'T EXIST… FUCKING GROW UP MAN AND AS FOR GOD .... GO AND START BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS HE IS REAL TOO


"Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. Kahlil Gibran"

- No sense at all… IT'S NOT GENIUS OT'S JUST A FOOLISH STATEMENT



"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Lao Tzu"

- This here is example of pure ignorance

"Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. Leo Tolstoy"

- It's waste of time if you think this is true.

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Thomas Jefferson"





WHERE IS THIS BOOK?
SICK FUCK!




I WANNA READ IT

"A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. Pythagoras"

- Total BULLSHIT.. . BEING AN IDIOT IS S STATE OF NOT SPEAKING




"Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as knowing what to do next. Herbert Hoover"


- Hey Hoover on what type of morning drugs are you?

Diet!???





понеделник, 29 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Sense Of Moral

By DeYtH Banger


Oh God people running… I just don't get that idea of these people running… Why fat, SLIM, large, small, big, white, yellow, black…. Are doing this?





CAN' T YOU GET IT WE CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY… REALITY IS WHAT IT IS


I tried once such activity… it well bad as hell… I got tired… I thought that there was fun inside but nothing more than misery.


When we talk about misery… let me say on what all people should be running to get happy…

BE MISERABLE
BE SAD
BE DEPRESSED


That's what happiness is… pure levels of misery. Don't act as a bag of shit… It's "Now"!


IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING OUT THERE FOR THERE RIVALS AND BETA MALES SLAUGTHER ALPHA GENES… BECAUSE BETA'S WANNA BE HIGHER IN THE MARKET


I always was seeing cops are just dick with pure lost of sleep… but to be little further… these people are the same which sale citizens on the market and then want helping.


BY SELLING I MEAN
FUCK YOU… NO MORE DAILY DEFINITIONS FOR TODAY


Comedy: Play-Role

By DeYtH Banger


HERE IS DROPS OF TRUTH, YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT


Simplicity is a symbol of stupid mind
Complexity is a symbol of a violent manner of mind



I HATE BEING DUMB… BETTER TO SHOOT  MYSELF THAN PLAYING THE GAME OF BEING DUMB…


When body wants out… Mind starts to controlling it… easy as fuck… drugs, liquor, cigars and pleasure.



LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION… ISN'T IT THE PLEASURE WHICH IS HOLDING US HANDS IN HANDS IN LIFE?


Paranoia and not interested merely symptoms of ignorance...When you become ugly, fat prick you are ready for the seat of being a president.


FAT PEOPLE SYMBOL OF SICKNESS… DISEASES

What economy wants is more from the retarded fucks more cortisol, more calories. Easy to get rid of… all this fucks don't get far.

EMPLOY  COUSINS, RELATIVES, FRIENDS, BOTHERS AND SISTERS… ALL THOSE FUCKS… LET'S FUCK THE NON CONNECTED MORONS IN THE ECONOMY



Rivals, rivals… Nobody in life really gives you the best guide… I am reading PLENY books, watching plenty of TV and so far so bad.


DEPRESSION
ANTI-SOCIAL
ARTOGANT
WITTY


WHO DA FACK GIVES YOU A GUIDE OF WHAT TO DO?


What people "should do" and "shouldn't do"

- People shouldn't kill
- People should love
- People shouldn't commit crime
- People should have fun



FOR GOD SAKE WHERE CAN I GET THE LAST VERSION OF THIS SCRIPTURE?

Comedy: "Wow"

by DeYtH Banger


Nothing is really real... but we are going to go somewhere... near there...


SEX IS LIKE A PREFRONTAL LOBE CORTEX


There is no reason the bother light which is stalking the shadows... far far.... far away from reality.  Sometimes complex words come other times... complicity gets me... and life is somewhere in the middle of this shit... It sounds crazy, but listen!



LISTEN DEAR FUCK, LISTEN YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH


If you are cop... leave now... leave now the fucking room... because the next step is going to be suck my cock... no far... no down... no more... nor less...  Just give a thought.... cops are like whores... like fucking whores... you shoot one.. and you gonna few extra more... one cop sucks you cock... nothing more a judge and jury and executioner... getting all the credit.


GET RESPECT... AND TRY AGAIN TO GET SOME HONOR AND DIGNITY BECAUSE MY DICK AKA MEAT PIPE... GOT FEW OF THIS FEATURES AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ... YOU ARE BELOW PLENY OF LEVELS

SORRY NEWBIES!


People say that sex is great thing... it's the process of re-producing in your dictionary this means making a child....


LISTEN PRICK... LEARN MY LANGUAGE OR GOD IS GOING TO PAY  YOU A VISIT


Sex involves kissing, licking... swallowing... closure... touching.... playing.... and so more stuff... it's kinda fucked up... I can't point you the whole guide because each combination by ownself... creates few other extras and this extras get few more.... 


GOD IS A LIKE A NEEDLE IN THE ASS

People do this process... because there is pleasure... it's like jerk-off, masturbating, alcohol, drugs and all other stuff which after you get or play or do..... make you feel great and after a time guilty... It's the same and with re-producing... in the same day you thought that you are doing a favor do that world and that your genes will be passed along other generation and they won't die here... they won't be wipe out in the dust.... but in reality few days pass and you are like...

"Oh God, a kid... can I really..."

- More likely a bother of guilty and conscious





Let me explain you how I see sex... first of all a sweaty process both partners can do it up until they get sweaty... this fucking bag of lunatics thing that they can get closure... but they can't... nobody can... after all there is space between each touch and kisses and everything this shit there is little space between somewhere in distant universe you are too seperate creatures with mean features of insanity. I am not smart... nor so dumb... I get the process... the guy is with a disgusting mouth... probably hasn't seen a brush in years and the girl... probably is a desparate for cock... or let's put it in the best scenario the girl is without teeth... or even if she has teeth they are rotten and the guy is bearded fuck... his beard is yellow which is symbol of guy who likes beer... and also his mouth is smelling like for morning breakfast he has eaten corpses... 


SO FAR SO BAD... NOBODY DID REALLY SAID THAT... SO FAR IN THAT WAY


Probably he is too drunk even to recognize his desperation of not clean oh... oh and her... I kinda skip her... she is nothing more than a person who wants love from


Image result for corpses


(Corpses)

Review: The cat from Hell

The cat from Hell The cat from Hell by Stephen King
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Typical Stephen King style... bloody disgusting... crazy, insane imagination... that's what we know and we are going to remember Stephen King with.

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Review: Lot No. 249

Lot No. 249 Lot No. 249 by Arthur Conan Doyle
My rating: 4 of 5 stars



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събота, 27 октомври 2018 г.

Bother Of Simplicty

By DeYtH Banger


Who said that I am dead inside?
Who said that I go too far?
Who said that I am wrong?
Who is questioning my logic with their FAITH?


Really Damn "who" is doing that?

Multiple sclerosis, bother of questionable mind
Massive trauma… infidelity and one more thing just simple form of symbiosis. Lies and lies…

No action
No Action

Bother of repeation,
I am not trying to go far so far so well,
Just trying to live
Diseases, Abuse, Mass-Punishment, Ultimate Violence… And life is going on and on.


It never really asks you or tells you…

- "Buckle Up"
- "Don't Give Up"
- "I will help you"





People say that there is God… but if there is God isn't he… = life?


Syndromes and crack of lies… later path
Of conjuring niceness.


NO MORE
NO MORE
NOR LESS


It happen… not finished day, bother of wasted life and question which hold holy of bothers. It's not a talent, I am just doing it… It's not comedy… I am just saying it…


- "Yeah I Understand"
- "Yeah I Know"
- "Boring"
- "Whatever"
- "(Action: Silent Behavior)"
- "Non the less"
- "No"
- "Oh God"


Symbol Of pure ignorance no fast repeation!


Kinda fucked up and screw up life with bother of knowing simplicity in fragments. Life is fragile and fragmented thing. I AM OKAY WITH IT!

I know what's happening


no kisses…
no more wishes…
Accomplished…
Compete…

STALKING OH GOD… Jealousy is inside of it… I can't apply it or either imply it… bother of ignorant  behavior and visibility. Weakness by itself making you less gray than ever… laughter non expressed SADNESS… Open mouth with fully equipped allowance of sound.


My soul is going to die!


DEAD FOREVER
FOREVER

NOR SOUL
NOR FULLY LIVED LIFE


Nowhere, Really?

Simply wanting just normal life… kisses… friends and  close stuff…


GOD IS A PRICK
I AM JUST A GLITCH… FULLY KILLED!

четвъртък, 25 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Gentle Suicide

By DeYtH Banger


Oh Lord… Crystal son of a bitch… You are trying to fuck over genius people?


GUN IS LOADED… BULLETS READY TO STRIKE INTO THE FACE… BODY OF TALENT…


God is one ugly fat Shemale fuck… If we are created by his image and looks… It means that in reality he is a depressed fuck… PSYCHOPATH.... bhaa.. syndromes and disease are his way of making fun at you…


OH YOU PIECE OF FLESH… YOU SCREW UP… TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS THING… CAN YA?


I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU 30 YEARS MORE LET'S SEE WHAT ARE   YOU GOING TO DO!


FEEL GUILT
FEEL INSANITY
FEEL ANGER
EXPERIENCE NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE EMOTIONS

THY LIFE TO BE MORE FUN LET'S PUT YOU MORE ON THE TRACKS OF NEGATIVITY





IT WASTES TIME
IT FUCKS YOU MENTALLY

AND IN END LESS CLEAN UP FROM MY SIDE


God is arrogant, DEPRESS fuck… If he is like me...

 God have the talent to punish people by making them do sinful acts naturally and then he creates the illusion that this acts can be removed.. .


JUST BY VISITING GOD'S HOME


The interesting part about God is that he and his home are invisible which makes this whole thing you need a doctor…


DIAGNOSIS… MASSIVE RATE OF RARE TYPE OF ILLUSIONS ESCALETED HEART RATE OVER THINKING AND NON-STOP CONSUMING HALLUCINOGENS…


Punish… Rehabilitation 20 years… solid isolation





GOD IS A GOOD FUCK HE HAS A GOOD SIDE… HIS HOME IS ACCESSIBLE AND WHEN HIS WAY OF FUTURE PUNISHMENT WILL BE BY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION


Be excited.. . The line is going to be long and he has already job.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE TOPIC SUICIDE IS GREAT THING… I APPROVE EVERY PART OF IT…


IT'S A GREAT PROCESS IT MAKES THE MAIN CHARACTER AKA HOST TO SACRAFICE IN THE NAME OF THY BETTER LIFE


Suicide is the only process in which there is a constant of massive experience of different genre of emotions… It's like dying while you are alive.



GOD'S HUMOR IS DARK AS A SHIT


Comedy: Me (6)

By DeYtH Banger


When there is emergency God Calls you!

NO FURTHER ADO!



It's like

"Time for Sacrafice"
"Make them Pay"
"Kill Them"
"Kill yourself for the greater Good"




I call this state…


"THIS FUCK NEEDS TO BE MENTALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED"


Recently God called me… and wanted from me to put around my chest bomb explosives…

I told him "You got the wrong guy…"










We always use  "Oh God, Ooo God, Mother Of God, Oh Lord"… I am sure about the COMMANDMENTS but all this religious fucks, have a fetish with this God topic.


NOTHING MORE THAN A EXAMPLE OF GOD COMPLEX


The bible has illustrated the first case of Avoidant Attachment Disorder.

WORRIED, anxiety, stressed, depressed, unworthiness, anger, SADNESS.. . Oh god you wonder what are you experiencing?

Life… FUCKING LIFE!


Review: A Walk Among the Tombstones

A Walk Among the Tombstones A Walk Among the Tombstones by Lawrence Block
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"October 23, 2018 –
70.0% "There are suprises... here and there... but this the plot needs more development.

...

It's still it's not as Good

AS The TV Series "Mr. Mercedes" or "Person of Interest" or "Chance" or "M.D. House'... this author Lawrence Block needs to work little more."
October 23, 2018 –
70.0% "1:36:14"
October 23, 2018 –
40.0% "The problem is that it has been shown in boring way and it's not a mystery.... as so far"
October 23, 2018 –
40.0% "Lawrence Block is a new writer who I am checking out... I don't have high expectations like for Dean Koontz and Stephen King, but as so far... A Walk Among the Tombstones... isn't the best crime I have ever watched... few there glitches and few down there...."
October 23, 2018 –
40.0% "I am not sure what I can say about this story..."
October 23, 2018 –
40.0% "48:56"
October 23, 2018 – Shelved
October 23, 2018 – Started Reading"

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Review: Dolan's Cadillac

Dolan's Cadillac Dolan's Cadillac by Stephen King
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"October 19, 2018 – page 0
0.0% "Nothing more than another piece of Stephen King...
...

Let's see this time how far did Stephen King did got?"
October 19, 2018 – Shelved
October 19, 2018 – Started Reading"


- Nothing more than a typical Stephen King Story... a story about revenge and about criminal justice... well written, well told and well presented (IN the MOVIE).

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сряда, 24 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Me (5)

By DeYtH Banger



Did I went to far.. already?

Or not!???


Think about it .. Life is a constant fuck over thing.

You read a book and in this book is suggested extra material… in the other extra authors… then again and again this cycle continues and continues…



You bend over ask for numbers


GOD… GOD THIS SWAG OF SHIT REPLIES 50 BOOKS


Oh god … 50 books… how far did I got?


You watch a  film and in the film there are people you want to check out, things, vocabulary, words, stuff…


OH LORD WHATTTTTT'S HAPPENING?


You watch comedy special

You want more from that material, you want more that shit.. . More from that fucker

You watch a commercial.. .

Now you are hungry… now you want buy stuff.


IT'S KINDA HARD TO TELL YOU.. .
BUT LET'S TRY…
BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT

THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR BRAIN AND ASS? - PRETTY SOFT???

THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR LIFE, TIME, BRAIN AND ASS - TOO HARSH?



You go in the internet for few things but you end up opening few extra tabs in which you got stuff out of you research thing… some things which got your attention while you were scrolling online and even few other stuff… serial killers, disease, books, videos, TV SERIES, movies… blogs and etc.




OR LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I FACE… OH MOTHER OF LORD



Pretty disturbing and very odd!



But what now bothers me isn't economy… and how this slags… SHITTY Fuckers.. . Manipupdate us into buying stuff which we don't need….

It's more likely God


Is this spiritual fucker mentally ill?… BECAUSE so far from the Bible I can say… that he changes  personalities and doesn't care about his kid.

We are talking about Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder… SUCH a sloppy fucker… expressed written down in the book that God is magnificent and powerful and perfect … but few errors down the line have been made.



And how people came from clay? From soil?



Nothing more than first stage of schizophrenia disorder…



LET'S GO FURTHER!


God is very selfish person so far from what I can read from here:




"21 He is the one you praise; he is your God, who performed for you those great and awesome wonders you saw with your own eyes."

"16 By faith in the name of Jesus, this man whom you see and know was made strong. It is Jesus’ name and the faith that comes through him that has completely healed him, as you can all see."




He talks about "Me"… "Me".. but As I said BPD… is making him to talk about himself in Third Person… So let's make the cinclusion this person takes extreme drugs one of those drugs are hallucinogens.




SORRY I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOUR DAY BUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS SHOW






"1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it."





I)  What a selfish PRICK he is
2), 3) - No sense at first place and at all
4) -  It was said that we have free will but so far this four commandment says something beyond free will.

…..




5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.

6 “You shall not murder.

7 “You shall not commit adultery.
8 “You shall not steal.

5) You sick PRICK.. . You said that male and females in the begining were cursed… no honor them?

"Genesis 1:27"

God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them."





- My favourite part… first proving  that God could be a human… and Second of all if we sent the first thing… we can't deny that God is some kinda ugly fuck… in other Words Shemale.



REMIND ME FOR A TYPICAL BEHAVIOR OF HUMANKIND … OR LET'S ASK WHAT TYPE OF DISORDER DO YOU HAVE?




6) Not possible not to murder… when other people are having a great life or let's put it in few errors kinda of a couple 1 million universal glitches.. who gets chills when thy kill.


- God sounds like out of a Shakespearean novel…




"Thy life, thy human…"



You are such sloppy fuck!



YUP… I AM WRONG SO DO YOU!




7) Not mein fault… we got free will condemned fuck!
8) Labels, Labels are the whole problem…





YOU ARE GOD AND YOU DIDN'T SAW THIS COMMING?





9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”






9) So what?



GET IT OVER… YOU FUCK… THIS IS LIFE!





10) You are against sex?





Ughh
….
It came from boredom.. . And we shouldn't forget the main hard cock lazania character aka depression… or well known as anxiety. Multiple disorder in one word.


….





"The man gave names to all the cattle, and to the birds of the sky, and to every beast of the field, but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him. So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh at that place. The LORD God fashioned into a woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man.
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man." For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh."





GOD ISN'T MODERN… OLD SCHOOL FUCK SO FAR!



"'Now if his offering is a sacrifice of peace offerings, if he is going to offer out of the herd, whether male or female, he shall offer it without defect before the LORD."




- So much versions it's so a confusing God.. . And what is this fetish with sacrifices?





"Now it was after this that Absalom the son of David had a beautiful sister whose name was Tamar, and Amnon the son of David loved her. Amnon was so frustrated because of his sister Tamar that he made himself ill, for she was a virgin, and it seemed hard to Amnon to do anything to her. But Amnon had a friend whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah, David's brother; and Jonadab was a very shrewd man.
He said to him, "O son of the king, why are you so depressed morning after morning? Will you not tell me?" Then Amnon said to him, "I am in love with Tamar, the sister of my brother Absalom." Jonadab then said to him, "Lie down on your bed and pretend to be ill; when your father comes to see you, say to him, 'Please let my sister Tamar come and give me some food to eat, and let her prepare the food in my sight, that I may see it and eat from her hand.'" So Amnon lay down and pretended to be ill; when the king came to see him, Amnon said to the king, "Please let my sister Tamar come and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat from her hand." Then David sent to the house for Tamar, saying, "Go now to your brother Amnon's house, and prepare food for him." So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house, and he was lying down. And she took dough, kneaded it, made cakes in his sight, and baked the cakes. She took the pan and dished them out before him, but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, "Have everyone go out from me." So everyone went out from him. Then Amnon said to Tamar, "Bring the food into the bedroom, that I may eat from your hand." So Tamar took the cakes which she had made and brought them into the bedroom to her brother Amnon. When she brought them to him to eat, he took hold of her and said to her, "Come, lie with me, my sister." But she answered him, "No, my brother, do not violate me, for such a thing is not done in Israel; do not do this disgraceful thing! "As for me, where could I get rid of my reproach? And as for you, you will be like one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, please speak to the king, for he will not withhold me from you." However, he would not listen to her; since he was stronger than she, he violated her and lay with her. Then Amnon hated her with a very great hatred; for the hatred with which he hated her was greater than the love with which he had loved her. And Amnon said to her, "Get up, go away!" But she said to him, "No, because this wrong in sending me away is greater than the other that you have done to me!" Yet he would not listen to her. Then he called his young man who attended him and said, "Now throw this woman out of my presence, and lock the door behind her." Now she had on a long-sleeved garment; for in this manner the virgin daughters of the king dressed themselves in robes. Then his attendant took her out and locked the door behind her. Tamar put ashes on her head and tore her long-sleeved garment which was on her; and she put her hand on her head and went away, crying aloud as she went."




- Oh God… Oh Lord… so fast throwing characters…


WHO THA FACK WAS TEACHING YOU HOW TO WRITE?

BECAUSE SO FAR YOU SUCK IN WRITTING …

BAD PLOT
TOO EASY
NO SUPRISES
WHAT'S LEFT FOR SOLVING?


WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY IS THAT THIS THING HAS BEEN TURN INTO MOVIES A COUPLE OF TIMES AND WHAT'S SO CHALLENGING IN THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP STORY?



Comedy: Me (4)

By DeYtH Banger

See me as more meaner and genius… I am who I am… outrageous fuck who got a point in life.


LOW BUDGED INCOME IS ON WHAT I RUN ON


Life has a way of fucking all of us..  people with talents get a curse of other problems… people who are boring and dumb… got a talent to get around people...



THE DUMBER YOU GET THE MORE CHANCES YOU GET TO BECOME A MEMBER FROM THE CHAIN



I don't have anything against revealing more about myself as you guess and know most comedians come from childhood problems … NO different and from my childhood.


I make people think that I have the answers… but  I  just have in pocket just a spark from the whole truth.



THERE IS NO LEFT OR RIGHT,
THERE ISN'T RIGHT OR WRONG IDEA
THERE ISN'T SMART OR CLEVER LABEL
THERE ISN'T GENIUS OR DUMB


All these ideas are  put just to differentiate… the whole world.


Contradictions are the fun part in life… It's like

SUPRISE! JUMP
SUPRISE! JUMP

SUPRISE! JUMP


I am selfless PRICK.. . I got a talent.






GOD SHALL EXPRESS HIMSELF,
GOD SHALL THY SOUL…





The way God speaks is through fabels… and stories and good example of that is your

"GAY FATHER"… Gays are SUPPOSED to females lock in male bodies… by stander.. . They are supposed to be more emotional.



BUT MY FATHER WAS FUCKING FAGGOT IN REAL LIFE NARCISSISTIC schmuck…


Look death as abbreviation in life!

LET'S ASSUME FOR THE SAKE OF THE EXPERIMENT THAT I AM RELIGIOUS…. BUT I AM NOT

….


JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Oh God… oh mother of God… Oh Lord… this fucker has  a fetish of looking at naked people, It's a perfect  description of child molestor…

How do you believe in such a  schmuck… dear
… sinful nation full of fear!?


DEPRESSION IS LIKE A INVISIBLE DICK RIGHT IN YOUR ASS ALLEY

вторник, 23 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Me (3)

By DeYtH Banger


Don't expect anything from me… I am below any of your expectations.


I AM DEAD CANNED… CABBED FUCK

I AM STIFF FUCK!

To be more correct in this scenario we all are walking stiffs… hydrophobic… hydrogenic fucks. Give drugs, liquor and you gonna extinguish
unconscious behavior.


WE HUMANS ARE FUCKED… GOT THE TAIL OF DEVIL… GOT A HAT OF ANGEL AND THE WHOLE MARKET HAS GOT OUR ASSES AND BRAINS


SO YOU SHITTY FAG YOU NEED FEW GAGS AND FEW GIGS HERE IS THE TRUTH HAPPINESS IS A SHORT-TERM THING MOST CASES YOU FEEL MISERABLE AS FUCK… TO GET HAPPINESS HIGH LEVEL AGAIN YOU NEED TO BREAK THE RULES



Life is a jaded fuck… Lose few calories… get proper diet… take it seriously and this here is advice for 30 years more to live.


IF YOU WANT MORE ADVICE… IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PREMIUM PRICE!


Yo, yo… Freak… it's time to take break… I hear your mum is calling.

To be honest… my problem is that I forget stuff..  I am like A  bunch of authors in one body…. NO ALL THOUGHTS GET ON PAPER ON TIME!

Comedy: Shitty Fuck

by DeYtH Banger


YeAh,,, yeah yeah... it happen. I kinda don't know for what to talk to shit and eat and even what to fuck. There is out there pornography which is proposing the idea that males can suck other males dick which is gay thing outside pornography on the street I see gay people who illustrate female body language.


GOD'S WAY OF SHITTING IS BY PUTTING CRAP ON THIS PLANET... GREAT EXAMPLE FOR THIS THING IS THE FUCKED UP PEOPLE WHO CAN'T THINK, READ OR WRITE OR EVEN ANALYSIS DATA... PEOPLE WHO CAN TALK WITH QUESTIONS... IF NOBODY HAS ASKED THEM THEY DON'T TALK...


What bothers me at all is how this fucks exist, without questions?... In the bible is well said that knowledge is a devil work... it's well point out!


Let's come back... it's kinda funny story but pornography also suggest that humans can have all type intercourses... anal, oral, armpit, pussy and even animals to fuck them or they to sucks cocks or to give handjob....



WELLL... I KNOW VERY WELL THIS EVEN AS SO FAR AS RELIGIOUS I AM... IT WAS POINTED OUT IN THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST TESTAMENT... THIS CITIES WERE SODOM AND GOMOR AND THERE WERE DESTROYED BECAUSE IN THIS CITIRES PEOPLE ARE DOING CRAZY SICK STUFF... PERVERTED....



I am correct for the second part as for the first part... I am not religious... I see myself as a atheist... I don't know a lot of evidience around God and the bible... I know information which could be something in sort of 50-60 pages of data... I have... which is  guiding me in life ... but still If I go in church or even read religious paper... don't have some back data in my mind most of the stuff are so well written that  over 2 Billion people are religious that's what the data from year 2010 is saying.


I hate people with which is difficult to make any type of conversation or even it's difficult to end... like they continue to talk and talk and talk and talk and you are like


IS IT OVER?
IS IT OVER
IS THERE MORE
LET'S END IT
OKAY?
OKAY?
CAN WE END IT?
...
ENOUGH THEORY LET'S END THE WHOLE THING


That's what's happening in your mind... but bad manners aside and good manners we should have in mind... this fucking tip make us to less control our life, to depend on others and even to stop expressing ourself.  


So far, soo good...
so far soo good!


It's okay if you gonna live few more years like 10 or 20... but if we are talking about rough numbers which are around 50 years more or 60 more or 70 more... Oh god... this advice is going to ruin your life... you parents are doing this but... good for them after all this world needs people who to be nice and to obey the law.



I AM NOT ALWAYS NICE... SOMETIMES... BUT MOST TIMES... I AM BAD... MEAN... AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT TO FUCK YOU OVER... I AM JUST SAYING BECAUSE THIS STYLE IS AWESOME...






All around me are familiar faces



Worn out places, worn out faces




Bright and early for their daily races 


Going nowhere, going nowhere 


Their tears are filling up their glasses 


No expression, no expression 














This song is called "Mad World"... I really don't get the idea... this guy is very fucked up... if you go more deeper into this song you gonna see that there is no sense at all... the meaning things is lost... is he showing that life could go like that?






...



That life is meaningless and you should kill yourself?

































IF HE IS CORRECT YUP, YUP... GO FOR IT... GO AND KILL YOURSELF...

Review: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: Firestorm - The Official Movie Prequel

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: Firestorm - The Official Movie Prequel Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: Firestorm - The Official Movie Prequel by Greg Keyes
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"October 16, 2018 –
70.0%
October 16, 2018 –
50.0% "1:12:43"
October 16, 2018 –
50.0%
October 16, 2018 –
40.0% "Does this here mean that such nationality like this one can re-group and we go further into life?"
October 16, 2018 –
5.0% "44:49"
October 16, 2018 –
5.0% "Differentiation, Differentiation.... Differentiation"
October 16, 2018 –
5.0% "Society is an example of anarchy of monkeys... the dumb monkeys are down... soldiers and people who think that they know where are going the manipulators are up there and genius people are somewhere between all this shit..."
October 16, 2018 –
5.0% "Society it's kinda sicko circle... psychopathic epedemic...
...

But if we look down... deep down...."
November 4, 2017 –
5.0% "26:07"
November 4, 2017 – Shelved
November 4, 2017 – Started Reading"


- In this movie... story... plot... there is a deeper meaning... try to go as deeper as possible... there is a hidden message.

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понеделник, 22 октомври 2018 г.

What to do?

I mean what to do?
...

You are bored, you want something interesting?... But not sure what... you want  to read or to watch something to waste few hours?



...

Life is not long... taking it seriously won't put you too far!





What should you be reading?
(DeYtH Banger)



  1. Comedy: Con Fuck 
  2. Comedy: Me (2)
  3. Comedy: Me (1)
  4. Comedy: Doing 'Omething
  5. Enduring Pain (2)
  6. Comedy: Okay?
  7. Comedy: On Drugs
  8. Comedy: Persona
  9. Comedy: Suicide 2
  10. Comedy: Suicide (Part 1)


Which books next to read?


- It's pretty damn good question... so much books and films and TV Series... what next is supposed to be watch or to be read?



What next to read + What to watch????


- Oh God, two things in one... Oh God... it's two questions put in one!








Check Out:

Comedy: Con Fuck

by DeYtH Banger


Always wanting to do multiple taskes... and lower time and saving time and get done more in less time.... wanting to know more than a less time.


GOD CAME AND FUCK YOU OVER WHEN HE CREATED BRAIN...

LIKENESS AND IMAGE


Some people just don't love this argument... WHY IS THAT?... IS IT BECAUSE IT QUESTIONS STUFF WHICH GOD HAS FORBIDDEN?


....


So we are created in his image and likess... what are the chances God to be a  human... I mean look it deep down.. . this human creature... fucking animal has made a mistake... by saying something very obvious and person like me... well minded knows what this is it....



Familarity and flamebility... love and hate...



Imagine this scenario or in your case look it from here... all people go in bed, right?
...

All people... get one some kinda of soft thing with a pillow and blanket?

...

But there are different sleeping positions!



Image result for Sleep Positions



THIS IMAGE SHOULD SHOW ALL TYPES OF DIFFERENT POSITONS!





I am going to make it easy for all of us and do your work... and do mein work... become 10000 artist in one body and I am going to point out some stuff... after all that's my work... isn't it?


Most cases this fuck looks like he wants to get fuck right in the ass... we can see it... he wants his body to become one in one with one more human being... he wants to be raped...

Then it comes position of like he is mentally screw up kid who needs some medcine....
Then it comes poses of dominance and we gonna end the whole thing this guy is dead... probably!?



...

SLEEPING PATTERNS...

Is there a alive human being who wonders about this question?
Is this topic already been discuss?

...

With my humorous talent... speed think and fast talking I reach levels of human conscious... which most alive fucks can't go to....




KIDNAP

(abduct)


- Yeah, yeah... the kid needs a nap....




неделя, 21 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Me (2)

By DeYtH Banger

Disease is a bother of a HAPPINESS  no lies no hyprocitical about this topic. Nothing taboo here!


IT'S FUCKED UP WHEN YOU GO WITH TOPICS WITH WHICH ALL PEOPLE GO


("A" TOPIC, "B" What's happening)

A: Hey
B: Hey; Waaazaap; Hello; Good Morning; Wow… Hey; Oh, Hey… How is your day?…

A: How are you?
B: Ugha.. Bad; Ugha… Bad… you?; Fine, How about you?; Kinda Okay;


Conversation goes like this… most people know what's going on and can't feel the gut feeling of happiness and joy…




SORRY… BUT ATLEAST I AM HONEST
I AM MEAN… AND FUCK YOU NO SORRY, NO REGRETS…

JUST CONGRATS SHITTY FUCKER!



There is nothing special about me, I am blend in fucker… A Gray Man… I am a massive observer.

I read a lot, watch a lot…



I LIKE DETAILS… I LIKE TO GO FURTHER…

I HATE PREDICTABLE CONVERSATIONS


TO GIVE OR TO CREATE REVIEWS…
ALREADY DONE A 1000000 TIMES… NOTHING IS REALLY HAPPENING…



Lee Mack predictable conversations, got it wrong!

Life by it's own magic way is trying to screw me up… giving me a vocabulary or let's label it in more formal way a dictionary why suicide is the best choice on my fucking plate.



SON OF GOD… SON OF BIATCHES HYPROCITICAL..
 UNLOGICAL… SELF-CRNTERED NARCISSISTIC FUCKERS… I AM NOT A HAPPY PERSON… IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME… YOU ARE JUST GOING TO GET THROWN IN HELL… BY GEETING BURIED ALIVE




If my mood is making you upset… look it from here… I am going to bend you over… because that's God's proposal.


 ALL FUCKS FEEL LESS CLOSURE… LESS LIFE… LESS CONFIDENCE AND ALL SHITTY FUCKERS WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE

Review: Fun with Pedophiles: The Best of Baiting

Fun with Pedophiles: The Best of Baiting Fun with Pedophiles: The Best of Baiting by Doug Stanhope
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book is going to shake you...


We start from everything which you know about humor up to the end!

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сряда, 17 октомври 2018 г.

Books To Check Out (Reviews)

What have I read? This year and the privious read... what I will say about a specific book?




2017/2018



  1. Review: Discipline Equals Freedom: Field Manual (2018 Read)
  2. Review: Човекът, който искаше да бъде щастлив
  3. Review: Paul, Apostle of Christ: The Novelization of the Major Motion Picture
  4. Review: Ordeal
  5. Review: Truly Tasteless Jokes One
  6. Review: Как да манипулираме хората
  7. Review: How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Good Communication
  8. Review: George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Recent Grammy Winners Braindroppings and Napalm & Silly Putty
  9. Review: 1968, Duality to Unity
  10. Review: The Golem of Paris
  11. Review: The Angel Maker
  12. Review: Festive in Death
  13. Review: Gotham: City of Monsters
  14. Review: Gotham: Dawn of Darkness
  15. Review: Oooooh . . . Say It Again: Mastering the Fine Art of Verbal Seduction and Aural Sex
  16. Review: The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
  17. Review: So You've Been Publicly Shamed
  18. Review: The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed
  19. Review: Conversation Crack
  20. Review: Coup d'Etat
  21. Review: Изкуството да Бъдеш успешен С Жените
  22. Review: The First Victim
  23. Review: Transperceneige : Intégrale
  24. Review: Real World Seduction
  25. Review: Blowback
  26. Review: Memento & Following
  27. Review: The Pied Piper
  28. Review: Zero Limits: Breaking Out of Your Comfort Zone
  29. Review: Mirror, Mirror
  30. Review: Blood Lines
  31. Review: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  32. Review: Your Brain On Porn
  33. Review: Red Sparrow: A Novel
  34. Review: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: The Junior Novelization
  35. Review: The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating
  36. Review: Training Day
  37. Review: Good Will Hunting
  38. Review: 7 Deadly Texting Mistakes
  39. Review: Memento Mori
  40. Review: El Sicario: The Autobiography of a Mexican Assassin
  41. Review: The Carefree Installation System
  42. Review: Bite
  43. Review: Cat and Mouse
  44. Review: Killer
  45. Review: The Porn Myth: Exposing the Reality Behind the Fantasy of Pornography
  46. Review: Murder Games – Part 1
  47. Review: 17 Moves That Blow Her Fvcking Mind
  48. Review: How to Be a 3% Man, Winning the Heart of the Woman of Your Dreams
  49. Review: What Girls Want Men To Wear
  50. Review: The Unquiet
  51. Review: Compulsion
  52. Review: Sense of Evil
  53. Review: The Night Killer
  54. Review: 12 Strong: The Declassified True Story of the Horse Soldiers
  55. Review: The Beekeeper No. 159
  56. Review: All Governments Lie: The Life and Times of Rebel Journalist I. F. Stone
  57. Review: Preludes & Nocturnes
  58. Review: Lucifer, Vol. 1: Devil in the Gateway
  59. Review: Deep Connection
  60. Review: Home Sweet Murder
  61. Review: Murder Beyond the Grave
  62. Review: The Addicted Brain: Why We Abuse Drugs, Alcohol, and Nicotine
  63. Review: Mind = Blown: Amazing Facts About This Weird, Hilarious, Insane World
  64. Review: Breaking the Cycle: Free Yourself from Sex Addiction, Porn Obsession, and Shame
  65. Review: F**k It: The Ultimate Spiritual Way
  66. Review: Fifty Fifty
  67. Review: 1st to Die
  68. Review: Murder, Interrupted:
  69. Review: The No-End House
  70. Review: Simple Simon
  71. Review: Wonder
  72. Review: How To Earn $10,000 While Learning To Code
  73. Review: The Glass Castle
  74. Review: The Shape of Water
  75. Review: The Little Book Of Life
  76. Review: Chase
  77. Review: Capote
  78. Review: House
  79. Review: Thr3e
  80. Review: Proof
  81. Review: Max Perkins: Editor of Genius
  82. Review: Empire of the Sun
  83. Review: The Orchid Thief: A True Story of Beauty and Obsession
  84. Review: Jumanji
  85. Review: The Dolorous Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ
  86. Review: The Complete Sherlock Holmes
  87. Review: Flash and Bones
  88. Review: Dolores Claiborne
  89. Review: The Lawnmower Man: Stories from Night Shift
  90. Review: Dirty Weather
  91. Eddie the Eagle: My Story
  92. Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House
  93. Review: J.D. Salinger: A Life
  94. Review: The Hot Zone: The Terrifying True Story of the Origins of the Ebola Virus

вторник, 16 октомври 2018 г.

Review: Discipline Equals Freedom: Field Manual

Discipline Equals Freedom: Field Manual Discipline Equals Freedom: Field Manual by Jocko Willink
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 13, 2018 –
100.0%
October 13, 2018 – page 139
73.54%
October 13, 2018 – page 139
73.54%
October 12, 2018 – page 89
47.09% "It goes like a click bait... you constaly click and you are wasting time... that's what Jocko is trying to point out."
October 12, 2018 – page 89
47.09% "This book is full of lessons... and tips... well written and well formed..."
October 12, 2018 – page 89
47.09%
October 11, 2018 – Shelved
October 11, 2018 – Started Reading"

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Comedy: Me (1)

By DeYtH Banger

I am not selfish or ego-centered person… I am just me … no extended or premium versions on the table.


I MEAN… HONEST… RUDE… WITTY..  ARRROGANT

When my mom starts to fuck me over … I tell her

"So here is the thing bitch… duck… clean up your mouth and hands… remove my jeans… then pants and start doing it… IT'S TIME TO PAY WHORE!"


IT'S KINDA IRONY I KNOW PLENY STUFF ABOUT THE WORLD… SCIENCE… FICTION.. . HORROR



SO HERE IS THE PUNISHMENT YOU SLUT…
BEND ON YOUR KNEES PRAT FOR THE COCK TO GROW BIGGER AND BIGGER AND ONCE THAT HAPPEN SUCK THE WHOLE SHIT OUT.


YOU PARALYZED FUCK
CRIPPLE FUCK







Just tell me… no more or less shouting as for now… I just want to hear you story of how your father molested you… How your classmates were screw up kids.


And least… but not last


Tell me about your lower class behavior…

The cycle of guilt => shame
                       {                     }
                                 =>  Blame
=> Addictions; => Bad Habbits and the sum up
= Suicide..  paranoia and death


ALL THIS SHIFT IS AWESOME… I CAN COME AND JOIN YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL PARTY…


So here is how fucked up are we:

- We Eat wine and Bread which is symbol of Blood and Flesh Of Jesus
- We Go to a special room with name "Bathroom"… and ones doors fully closed we put down jeans… trousers…. Pants and yellow thing comes out of the place from which babies come aka women…  sperm comes aka kids… aka male…

Both places are for pleasure and God's way of joking is making us remove close on auto-mode and start the yellow stuff!

- We celebrate our Birthdays (The days in which we are born)

- And now FUNERAL PARTY  (Content: Dead Body… Worry and Sad People (Relatives, friends, collegues)… and of course food)

SO YOU SHITTY GAG OUT BITCH… I AM NOT THERE BECAUSE OF YOU… I AM MORE LIKELY THERE BECAUSE OF THE FREE BONUS FOOD REWARD FOR ZERO PERCENTAGE WORK.

If you don't have good or even perfect comeback…


PRICK LIKE THAT NEEDS A SLIM THICK BASH WITH FEW BRICKS…  AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.


We are not talking about cocks and tickets for the freak show… we are talking about justice!


ISN'T THIS WHOLE SYSTEM ALL ABOUT THIS?

Changing vicious wheels with new ones… open minded fuckers slowly one by one getting different punishments… so to remember who is the boss. Slaughtering and killing innocent people…


- In the name of fun
- In the name of God
-  In the name of the devil worshippers
- In the name of religion
- In the name of greater good


SO SODOMISTIC SCREAM FUCKERS… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON


You can't change the inevitable, dear folks!




Comedy: Doing 'Omething

by DeYtH Banger


What all people hear and there have in common?



ALL THIS FUCKERS... SUCKERS... WHINNY WANKER BITCHES... WANT TO DO SOMETHING IN LIFE


Relatives... sense of loneliness... sense of less closure that's when this fucking leeches start fucking around with the happy people so here is what happens.



A part of them become serial, mass - killers, murders... and the other part people anti-social, less social... not social... depressed... stressed... and now this


BUCKET OF FUCKERS WANT SCREW UP OTHER PEOPLE LIFES...
THIS DUDES HAD SCREW UP LIFE... LET'S RUIN AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE LIFES...


Where is God?

What type of "Will" is this... to apply self-destruction, un-worthy behavior... anxiety, depression and stress... is this way of God saying


- "You have 100 years stay here "-" or "+" few more or less... so to keep you alive and keep on you on track..." - "I am going to put you in torture so to have something to do..."

- Then it happens something like... 
Male chooses to have sex with male
and Female chooses to have intercourse with female... and god's way fucking all this fuckers is saying

"Don't come here... you fucking sinners..."

- God is rude... evil... full of destruction... a guy who is ignorant of his damn fucking behavior
and this here is not religion... but massive manipulation....






RESET FUCKER
PASTORED... FUCKERS... THINKING THAT LIFE ONE DAY WILL BE GREAT BY RUINING FEW THOUSAND LIFES....




Let's this humans be fucked once and for all by introducing the new "genre" in "Sex"
...

"Shemales..."



 - Oh god... oh god... God for sure has a bad way of joking.... his jokes... don't worth a peny if you ask me.

понеделник, 15 октомври 2018 г.

DeYtH Banger - Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2)

by DeYtH Banger


15/10/2018




Description: 



This is Life of a BJ... now it starts a whole new chapter... Jokes from B... nothing more than a new space which is going to get fucked in and out. ... It's time to push all limits!




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Review: Човекът, който искаше да бъде щастлив

Човекът, който искаше да бъде щастлив Човекът, който искаше да бъде щастлив by Laurent Gounelle
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"October 11, 2018 – page 144
100.0% "It was more likely a journey than a psychological study... I have been around psychiatric work and now how it looks."
October 11, 2018 – page 123
85.42% "The mindset you start your morning runs your whole day... that's what this book is proposing."
October 11, 2018 – page 123
85.42% "This book shows that even if it's lie .. enough times repeated... people start believing."
October 11, 2018 – page 101
70.14% "We all love one drama TV Series... or movie full with drama... that's what life is all about... but to the best one... we need some comedy... that's when arrogant and witty behavior get on the top of..."
October 11, 2018 – page 101
70.14% "So does it mean... people who are searching for happiness... or people who want to be happy... won't find a way?

...

BEcause so far... the arguments are put into a journey of "Nothigness""
October 10, 2018 – page 101
70.14%
October 10, 2018 – page 85
59.03% "And More"
October 10, 2018 – page 85
59.03% "This books explain how a false belief ruins your day and how your parents could be the reason of why you end up in such a bad state in life..."
October 10, 2018 – Shelved
October 10, 2018 – Started Reading"

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неделя, 14 октомври 2018 г.

Enduring Pain (2)

By DeYtH Banger

Life is like cancer,
Bother of repeation,
Bother of screw up behavior,
Bother of ignorance,
Bother of less worthy character,
Bother of getting less value,
Bother of wasted life,
Bother of less care,
Bother of not being sure,
Bother of being arrogant.


Life in the end after 20 or 30 years or 50 years…
It's just sum of all sick
Days… the days in which you had fun and the
Days which you  wasted… the days you were
Learning and the days of depression.


Life is just a simple sum up…
Uncurable disease…
Lost gift
Less motivation



Really is it so big the  WHOLE PRIZE?

Comedy: Okay?

By DeYtH Banger


DEAR… FUCKING SCRAP BIATCHES… JOKES ARE WRITTEN WHILE YOU ENDURE PAIN… MORE AND MORE


Am I fucked up?
Yes
Am I screw up?
Yes


I LIKE THIS FUCKING GAME IS SHORT ANSWER… SHORT FUCK


Do I like myself?
No
Am I white?
Yes
Am I sociopath?
No
Am I psychopath
No


LIFE IS GAME OF VARIATIONS... YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS GOING TO GET THE WEED JOINT… YOU JUST NEVER KNOW

God has a way with joking… he fucks you over… by massive overall stuff… "Disease"… "Horrific News", "Horrible Ideas"…., "Horrible News"… "Bad News"… "Dead Cadavers"… "Dead Bodies"… I am screw up which just lowers the suicide rate and total "Snap" rate by -1%.


I AM DAMN GOOD WITH MATH AND I AM NOT EGOISTIC EGOMANIAC . AM NOT Narcissistic… I AM JUST TESTING THE GROUND… BY CREATING DOUBT


With my version is over… soon… on placebo and drugs… after few days… constant of suicide… Brain injury by scale of 10… by Vision… Invisible…


EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE WAY YOU DO IT AND WHICH CURTAI S YOU REVEAL WHILE YOU ARE OUTSIDE


Constant judgement..  that's what this snoop BITCHES need.

събота, 13 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: On Drugs

by DeYtH Banger



It's like drugs... using your pussy... dick reward system... to reward you misery... 

God has created people who look like him... in blood and in flesh and now we don't see God... what type of fucked up story is that?



I LOVE TAKING PEOPLE'S MOMENTS WE DON'T NEED MORE MISSS UNDERSTAND... WISSIES ... SISSIES... MOMENTS IN LIFE... WE KNOW THAT SOME FUCKED UP DOCTORS ARE WORKING IN HOSPITAL AND 10000 WAYS TODAY HAVE BEEN LOST


God is one crazy fucker... nobody can bend on that shit...




WARNING:

When I see a few fat fucks... In my mind comes the idea of apocalypse has came on the way... no more available food ...



WARNING


All fat fucks need to die... it's easy... two edgy shoots in the head and go to sleep fucking fat fags...

...

After all this planet is getting heavy and more heavy... such fat fucks deserve to be burried... alive...



WARNING
- It's irony that... we still talk and chat... brilliant minded but screw up physically.
- School sucks... mainly because all teachers... WANT ONE THING!.... A dick in their mouth
- I am not a predator. . I am just honest...
- Life is a cricket ... Holy biatches!
- Silence... silence... FUCKING DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS
- I am not fucked up... I am "OKAY"...
- He was like a shitty son of a bitch.


WARNING

- Yup... I suck..., but so do you!
- "It need special training..."... "It needs s extra work..."…"It needs to be perfect!?" - And What was the next? Blow few horse dicks... u mad cunt!
- Throw the dog out of the window.. ones he/she gets into mood; state of calmness... LET THIS FUCKER EXPERIENCE HIS LAST GASP IN FEW SECONDS!
- I am at least honest... You even don't have the guts to do it... SNAP YOU SUCKER!


WARNING

- God's way showing love is by massive and constant hate from publicity.
- Sorry, sorry but my jokes are too expensive for your budged I income.




The world in which we live... people don't understand jokes... don't understand intention and voice tonality we live in a screw up world... one more mistake... one more wrong "do" and people gonna get punished....


WARNING

- Hey, Black fucks you deserve to get raped

...


Momma gonna be proud!


- All fat fucks need to die... it's easy... two shoots edgy shoots in the head and go to sleep fucking fat fags... ... After all this planet is getting heavy and more heavy... such fat fucks deserve to be burried... alive...





петък, 12 октомври 2018 г.

Review: Paul, Apostle of Christ: The Novelization of the Major Motion Picture

Paul, Apostle of Christ: The Novelization of the Major Motion Picture Paul, Apostle of Christ: The Novelization of the Major Motion Picture by Angela Elwell Hunt
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"October 9, 2018 –
15.0% "It's great material if you are into bible and religion... if you want to learn more about this topics here it's the best place."
October 9, 2018 –
15.0% "24:05"
October 9, 2018 – Shelved
October 9, 2018 – Started Reading"

- It's strange what people do for the name of faith this book is an example how far faith goes... where is written that human sacrafice is necessary?

...

It's not a Good excuse to take an human life... it's just not an excuse!

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четвъртък, 11 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Persona

by DeYtH Banger



Nothing makes us great to feell than somebody to love us and to make us feel comfortable... but this is what society and ads and all this shit is saying.


- Buy a book it will make your day
- If a lonely why don't you go and buy an escort
- If you love somebody you should by a ring... but to be great... more awesome and to show your love you need to buy a box of chocolate... diamond ring and more thing... flowers


WHAT SOCIETY IS TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS MESSAGE IS NOTHING MORE THAN... "YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH"... IT COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH DIFFERENT ADS... IT JUST SAYS MESSAGES WHICH MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WHAT YOU HAVE IS NOT ENOUGH... WHAT YOU ARE IS NOT ENOUGH
...

IT'S GOOD THINK MOST PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH THIS IN MIND AND USE IT AS FUEL OTHERS... LIKE ME
..

PIECE OF SHIT... WORTHLESS FUCKERS.... THEY TAKE IT VERY DEEP AND CAN'T GET OUT


Addiction comes because of being alone... once alone you go as far thinking that other couples are happy... that others people are with others people... this was pointed out from Marc Maron and once this happens... you just go sad and sad... depressed... and stressed... you go out to have fun you see some people making out... which really doesn't make sense... doesn't make at first level sense...


OTHERS... OTHERS... WHAT BOTHERS ME... WHAT FUCKING BOTHERS ME... IS HOW TWO FUCKS GET INT OTHE SAME MODE... SAME MINDSET... AS FOR ME IS DIFFICULT TO GET IN SAME CYCLE WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY... MY MOM SAID 

"ONE MORE TIME AND I GONNA CALL THE POLICE"


It's fucked up... the person who is supposed to have my back is now my enemy...


DEAR BELIEVERS... DEAR ENEMIES... MY COCK IS OPEN 24/7... IF YOU ARE A WOMAN SAY "YOU ARE MY DADDY"... COME  IN HOME


IF THERE IS EMERGENCY JUST GRAB MY COCK AND CHOKE YOURSELF UP TO THE DEATH... IT'S NOT MY FAULT... I AM JUST A VICTIM OF THIS SOCIETY.


Nowadays... people need to hear one lie enough times... one  tag enough times and their conclusions are based upon this which has been said... our nation is fragile... being lonely puts you in state of wanting to compensation ... by using different types of substances... porn (10000 Gazillion videos are on the internet... right now... right... now right fucking now... thousand fucks are having sex and are uploading it on the internet...),  drugs (Yup... sad... but pleny fucks here died... more likely attempt of suicide...)


YOU BITCHES WATCH PORN... TAKE DRUGS.... AND YOU WANT HAPPY LIFE... SORRY... BUT ONE DAY... AFTER A 10 YEARS OR 20 OR 30 YEARS... YOUR DARK SIDE GIVES AS CALLL... MOST LIKELY IT GOES LIKE


Anxiety, depression, stress, abandomend.... fragility, fragile mind... fragile persona.... this is all types of leaks which your dark side creates in you... and once this happens you fulfilled it with drugs and after few days... people like me read on the news "About a fuck who has taken his life..."


IT'S KINDA OF GOOD NEWS... THIS MAKES ME TO THINK THAT AT LEAST I DON'T NEED TO TAKE MY LIFE... SOMEBODY ALREADY DID IT...  HE GAVE ME... FEW MORE LIVES TO LIVE... 

Jokes

By DeYtH Banger



Why coke is near to joke?
Why eat is near to fat?

Is it a chapter about being eaten or somebody hasn't had his lunch?

Jokes we use them to laugh, which from one perspective very strange…


Look it:
 laughing AT words???
Laugh at features….
 It's long time since it was on the track.
Jokes are made from letters from letters to words and words we go to sentences... SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER FUCKED UP FANTASY!

(I MEAN THE WHOLE IDEA OF THIS SILLY CHAPTER)

 It's not:

- Another Pornography thing
(TYPICAL FOR MY STYLE)
- It's not sonething to boost your mood
(All my ideas have one in common a conflict is build within them and slowly ruins all the strong arguments, it's Words Battle)
- Sex, Death WON'T BE INVOLVED
(THIS STORY HAS BEEN STAYING ON MY TABLET FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME, FIRST I HAVE LOST MY MEMORY, SECONDLY DUE TO REPEATION I AM GETTING DUMB)
- NO GAMES





Do your own research try to find one of those movies jokes  which really really hurt people's feelings.


For example M.D. House is hyprocite
(A book how to be hyprocritical like him, I haven't found such novel from so much deep seeking…

- Yeah I have found books about him, but not books about:

How does he feel when he is hyprocite
Why does he do it?
(In the beginning he was typical usual American, what happen with him in 4 or 5 season to get the place in which he is like in season 7 and 8?)
How can we be like him, I mean such ironical?
How can we get so high self-esteem?



- So many questions which aren't still answered,


What does he have to do with the topic Jokes?

It's because I put him in a possition - the beginning of our topic = JOKES


Jokes is a forn used to make smart people dumb and dumb people again dumb… But what's the logic of smile?..
 And Laighing
…. As fully open mouth?


сряда, 10 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: Suicide 2

By DeYtH Banger


It's great that people feel DEPRESS and in deep stress they are… They hide their emotions like


"I AM STRONG GIRL"
"I AM PSYCHOPATHIC FUCK"
"I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING"

But deep down… they feel the whole shit…


IT'S LIKE A SON OF A BIATCH AROUND YOUR ASS AND DICK YOU GOT HAIR… YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "I DON'T HAVE"


I like the whole emotion of somebody wanting to kill himself… herself… it's lovely concept


MORE TWAGS… MORE TWAGS NEED TO DO GO IN SUCH DEEP COOL STATE… OF EMOTION…


People need to do that… it's joyful … and delightful thing… People just feel less worthy…  I felt the same once I put on my dick both of my hands.


SUICIDE IS THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET!


OH YOU DEAR FUCKS ALWAYS READING ARTICLES ABOUT PURE HAPPINESS AND JOY AND EVEN MILLION WRITERS WRITE ABOUT THIS TOPIC…


WHY PEOPLE DON'T JUST SHIVER IT… RIGHT IN THEIR ASS


YOU EVEN SEARCH FOR THINGS TO MAKE YOU LESS UPSST ABOUT YOUR  CURRENT STATE IN LIFE!???


I had a chance 3 chicks… super hot…

BUT AS ALWAYS COMING WITH EXCUSES TO REMOVE ANT TYPE OF PAIN



Nothing can be sarcastic or ironical than God Making joke with you…

LET'S PUT IT AS A PRANK… FULLY DYSFUNCTIONAL… MIND SCREW UP… LIFE DUCKED UP AND WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM ME LESS BRAG ABOUT THIS PAIN AND TO MOVE ON

Enduring Pain

By DeYtH Banger


I just say,
No More, No More
No More, No More
Pain… but authenticity comes
Acknowledging your problems
Chuckles… glitches… errors.


Everything put us into conclusion,
that humanity is just an overrated condition.


Just give up, just give up

That's the best advice which you can get as for now… being a life is just a constant bothercof PAIN.. . Deep down these jokes aren't funny… life sucks…


AND LET'S KILL OURSELFS
AFTER ALL LIFE IS EXPENSIVE SHIT
IT'S TIME UP… PAY THE BILL
PAY THE BILL …


GOD WANTS HIS MONEY BACK!


Comedy: Yo, It Happen... Bitch

by DeYtH Banger


In africa pleny of people are dieing right now... right now... right fucking now... while you eat... drink... piss ... fuck.... cum and so on and so on... Right now... in this moment people are surfing in facebook... while you  do different kinds of actives... ride a bike... drive a car.... gettig on the buss.,.. getting on the train... watching movies.... tv series.... and reading books... articles, journals... and much much more.


AND IT'S GREAT... SUFFER IS BOUND UPON THE NATION... AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... NEITHER DO GOD... NEITHER DO DOES FUCKER...


People decline... people don't know what's misery and what's drama... and what's tragedy... and what's drama of self-repeation and how far so condescending fucker can get.


We do pleny activies while others suffer... we ignore nations and books and we say dumb stuff like


BOOKS SUCKS... THIS PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE ARE BAD... THIS IS BAD... YOU CAN TRY THAT.... AND THAT... 

YOU GODLESS... FUCKERS
...

CONTRADICTED SELF HATED FUCKS


Some words are out of the vocabulary and out of this joy in life... but this articles and this books... comedians all this guys... dudes... people... are pointing out what's happening... 


I AM SICK... I AM FUCKING... SICK... I JOKE ABOUT FUNERAL ... ABOUT LIFE... ABOUT RAPE... THE MOMENT PEOPLE SAY I CAN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT... I JUST COME AND PUT IT RIGHT IN THEIR ASS
...

YEAH... YEAH... I AM WITTY, ARROGANT.... PRICK WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE BUT HERE IS WHAT


I don't feel like there are limits... I read stuff... screenplays... I watch comedians... I read about tragedies and that's what makes my day...

I am least not some kinda fuck who is sending prayers who don't help anyway...


IT'S INSANE AND EVEN THE WHOLE CONCEPT IS VERY LUNATICAL



We use prayers for different type of things... for our own selfish reasons and then we go have sex with a stranger and we put it as a sin we go to a church and we clean up the sins so fast...



LOOOK THE WHOLE IDEA SOUNDS CRAZY AS FUCK... I AM MORE INTO THE DETAILS THAN ANYTHING ELSE....



Review: Ordeal

Ordeal Ordeal by Linda Lovelace
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"October 9, 2018 –
70.0% "21 out of 22"
October 9, 2018 –
60.0% "And I am finding myself up to the end of this book... bitches getting again and again abused and raped... and getting around violent people... and why so?"
October 9, 2018 –
60.0% "20 out of 22"
October 9, 2018 –
60.0% "17 out of 22"
October 9, 2018 –
60.0% "Prostitues and Hookers are just an example of perfect dolls which dudes get when they just can't get anywhere in normal... life."
October 9, 2018 –
50.0% "16 out of 22

...

Is it for good or is it not?
...

We will never know!"
October 9, 2018 –
50.0% "14 out of 22"
October 9, 2018 –
50.0% "In this game everyone can become a victim of being shitty persona... decline or accept it both cases you are going to be shitty...."
October 9, 2018 –
50.0% "The industry wants fresh meat.. .that's how we FUEL PORN INDUSTRY"
October 9, 2018 –
50.0% "But what we need to ask ourselfs... is the moment they say "don't worry"... should it be a sign of worry!?????"
October 9, 2018 –
40.0% "Everything to look okay... we have guys who comfirm that rules and circumstances... are okay.... are people shouldn't worry."
October 9, 2018 –
40.0% "This book is nothing more than the drama and what's going around behind the scenes of pornography..."
October 9, 2018 –
40.0% "Sometimes... money bend rules... in the name of the money people are ready to sacrafice pleny of stuff."
September 28, 2018 –
40.0% "11 out of 22"
September 28, 2018 –
30.0% "The Porn indusstry isn't what we think it is... it's just not what we know... just try to say this few times aloud..."
September 28, 2018 –
30.0% "This is sick 9 out of 22"
September 25, 2018 –
30.0% "The more you want the more sick your fantasies start becoming..."
September 25, 2018 –
30.0% "8 out of 22"
September 25, 2018 –
30.0% "Abusive relationship... no way out... and what more???"
September 25, 2018 –
20.0% "7 out 22"
September 20, 2018 –
20.0% "Chapter 5 Out of 22 Chapters

...."
September 20, 2018 –
10.0% "When did this thoughts came out... while you were getting raped?
...

...

If so... what was the feeling to be between this thoughts and this dick?"
September 20, 2018 – Shelved
September 20, 2018 – Started Reading"


- Constant abuse... and the story continues.....


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