сряда, 16 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Suicide ...D

By DeYtH Banger


The great thing about suicide is that you "Gave up..."... you just "Gave Up"...
Assisted suicide in ither words... homic7de is that people hate as so deeep that they are ready to trash you out.

The great thing about in the same relationship to hold on and marriage + becoming a prostitute is that

"We are together... you need to start selling your body..."
"Not enough grey matter?
Start selling your body"

I don't like gays because just to Expressive + too happy about life

Hey fuck... hey folks try running life on negative patterns and behavior and they try to hate less...

"Somebody is going beat you up"

- Oh whoa... somebody cares... for me gives a fuck about me?
That he is ready to beat me up... and touch me...
Oh holy christ
Oh god...

I am human!

Kids are freaks...the less you have... the happier you are... Rules is what stricts us from freedom the more we the sell our soul to the devil and the more rules we follow the more our life is going to be horrific and horrible.

Today... to be honest before few hours... I was watching the escalator and waiting for couples which I shame myself...and feel more guilty in life and for single or group of women... which to fuck...
It's called authenticity as for being spirtual... god is not authentic hero.

When is about Kings ... King Louis Ruled France for 15 minutes...
The electric chair was invented by a dentist and try next time to throw the ball more further than ever. 36% Of Americans to be locked... put in jail... why?
That percentage says "God has spoken to me"...
TAKE YOUR PILLS MEN...
YOU SADOMASTIC FUCK

We talk about genius people but most of them... are jerks... and screw up...
Van Gogh sold one painting wgeb he was alive and Einstein didn't knew how to drive a car.

Comedy: At Least Tried

By DeYtH Banger


Fuck you and fuck your fucking mom... have you ever tried ... dating... pick up?
I would rather.. think for suicide...
I do not steal..okay...
No argumen has been ever presented...

God sucks in all is majesty and power...
Fuck this white ..racist faggot

Being spirtual follows up no..
No rules
Being religious
Follows rules
Spirtual
Methods
Principle
As I can... let me repeat
Spirtual being that guy. Follows no rules whatsoever


Old people fuck em... one by one... each by each...
Just fuck em..
What's woth being whinny...
Always saying

"Do that"
"Don't do that"
..

What's wrong with you... you old decapitating fucks...
Why your fucking father didn''t chocke on something . Sharp... and big


WHY

WHY FUCKING WHY?

Marc Maron - Dhut the fuck up... you damn dilly gooze... faggot.

The most screw up part about rape and murder... that is inside thing...
Job

Family...
Relatives
Friends


The less you have the less probability to get in any gruesome act.
Stats men...
Fuck you all

Killing yourself us fun shit men...
I got a workbook for this shit
There are methods... and consequences...
How great is that?
If in my pocket... I had such typee of manual... guide... we are talking about great life...
From scale 1 to 10


FUCK YOU
I FEEL GREAT

Spirtual books...
GO FUCK YOURSELF

HERE IS A TIP...
A LITTLE ADVICE FOR ALL OF YOU
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS IN WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET DISSAPOINTED!

The great thing about life it's not necessity.
The great thing about being alive... and staying alive...
As it follows We have one life... you either live it or fuck off...

Disease and conflict are evolutionary stand point...
The most great thing about life is sometimes... who the fuck are you fucking...
Which is great!

вторник, 15 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Have You Tried?

By DeYtH Banger

Wake the fuck up man.. God?
He sucks
Jesus is figment if your imagination
Spirtuality -
Which was the last mental instution... you pick it up?
You went up to?

You are not witty lined fuck?
So what?
Go fuck yourself!

Truck to go over me... while I show middle finger point at the trucker guy and.... smile

This shit is holy fuck jijsnek
The secret about pick up... that there is way around... way ro cheat the system... never be speak to fast... walk fast... chill the fuck up...


EMOTIONAL GUYS?
THEY ARE CLEAR DAMAGED
THEY GET INTO THE BUCKET OF DAMAGED GOODS


INPRESSING WOMEN
BAD IDEA
CHASING AND APPROACHING THEM
BAD IDEA

HERE IS ADVICE
Fuck you... guys!

I want to fuck a midget... a fucking midget...

Oh whoa... you are social...
Fuck you
Have you tried that?
Your father at least tried it!

When you fuck a midget you expections die and also it's doll fucking...
The today topic is lack of sleep and how much fucks does your father gives to your mom.

Most sober

... and people from sobriety...
People who have been addicts...
Most of them have unrealistic expectations
This big spirtual thing?
Shovel it right in your ass!
Planting seeds in my brain...
How about my turn
"Fuck off" seeds...

Stop terorizing me you fucking faggot...
I don't want your presence... I am not a gay...
I fuck moms... young girls and most time what I get along the way from the female class.

Most comeduans do the same material over and over and over


STOP IT
STOP THIS TERORIZING COMFORT ZONE BULLSHIT START killing yourself


I was invited to classic music...
I do not listen to this shit..cutting veins is classical new symphony of mozart...

Anxiety... stress...
Anxious came out and I almost lost what I was getting from life...
From those horrible degeratable friends

Fuck you all
How do you say fuck you?
Ask your father... you dumb cunt!

If I was in your place
.... I would rather kill myself!
I started thinking about fucking while on aca meeting

How fucked up... am I?
Oh whoa?
Fucking around with the tough crowd!



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събота, 12 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Private Show

By DeYtH Banger

I want to grab a bat and bash skulls... men... I want to bash 'em...

Happy couples...
Fucking
Sex


I want to bash 'em... all of 'em... God send me for their salvation...

I hate it when prostitute starts doing... her own acting shit..
I want to grab her and chocke her


Sentence: You are dieing bitch... ain't actor...
Try again


I want to start killing and slashing strip dancers... mainly because...
It's fun
Activity
Free of outcome

Genetic make up
... what's with humans and small fur?
What's this all about?

You fuck...
God you are sick fuck... sick bastard
This fur does not help in cold...
So does God help..
God is selfish prick
You scramble eggs bastard

Somebody offended..
At least is happening somebody...
When your grandfather fucked your grandmother...
There was no magic what's ever!

I got a sponsor...
I got a person who helps me...
But what's woth God and helping you with coping stress... depression...
This fuck nowhere... what's ever
Start taking your medication...
Pills

Recently I was with a prostitute... on the phone the conversation was holy fuck...
Wreck

I had advice from a guy who helps with life

He said

- Stop giving so much fuck to others
- Stop going to place where there are going to reject you

AND WHAT TO BECOME EMOTIONLESS BAGGAGE LIKE YOU?

My sponsor don't get into places... where they can reject you...
At first thought... I shouldn't be alive...
Life sucks men!
Oh your ego was touched... you feel bad?
Oh so sad
Get over it

YOU BLOODY DISGUSTING FUCK
IF YOU JUDGE
GO TRY TI FUCK YOUR MOM
WHY?
THE BITCH WANTS IT
GIVE HER
THE DICK
DICK COMES OUT OF THE CUNT
AND SECOND PART OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW IS TO GO BACK

Fuck you slim baggel of cheese
Fuck me right in my ass...
Why?
Speaking about moment of clarity beneficial fucker.

вторник, 8 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: Hecklers

By DeYtH Banger

HECKLERS are the worthless part of the audience.. the more hecklers you get the more you start finding out...



CROWD GOT
EGO
CROWD
LIKES TO BE SEEN AND
TO ACT OUT AS SEEN


You believe in God?
Jesus?
Spirtual?
Or non
The sane screw up... fucked up person you are like the religion extremes.
I am atheist and people like me do not do outrageous stuff.



You love your parents?
You love your thy father?
Go kill yourself men...
I hate all of 'em... in their all colours.

If you are greedy fuck... you get fack...
Being selfish and greedy...costs calories



People from AA are not here today... because within me... I have massive hatred for God and spirtuality...

I invite people to come over... but they mainly because my dear guilty concious is out here and has main goals fuck of 'em.


People like to criticize others...

Why?
Because that's easy..
Focus on other
How wonderful idea is this?

I got a job...
Not a pimp...
Unfortunately...
Good money
But I am gladly too arrogant...




I need sometimes to play stupid...
Because I do not look stupid...
I look like a con men...
Like massive manipulator

What now I need to focus is energy.....
Emotions... silence...

Whos too much shit men... The great thing about messenger and social media..is that people Always got a reason... always you get emotional rollercoaster.

I am not funny?
Okay...
Get your dick and stuff it right in your fucking mouth...
So what?
Mhm...
For example... I am quitely impress...


I got a work... which means... I do not have or get the sharp mind... the sharp vibe energy.... most of my time gets around anxiety... depression. People got tricks... as for me I go with the slogan "Fuck You".

понеделник, 30 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible (Proper Arguments... Jehovah Witness)

by DeYtH Banger

“Better is a dish of vegetables where there is love than a fattened bull where there is hatred.”
Proverbs 15:17
“I, Jehovah, am your God, the One teaching you to benefit yourself, the One guiding you in the way you should walk.”
Isaiah 48:17
“Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need, since the Kingdom of the heavens belongs to them.”
Matthew 5:3


“You must love your neighbor as yourself.”
Matthew 22:39
“Just as you want men to do to you, do the same way to them.”
Luke 6:31
“Happy are those hearing the word of God and keeping it!”
Luke 11:28
 “When a person has an abundance, his life does not result from the things he possesses.”
Luke 12:15
“So, having food and clothing, we will be content with these things.”
1 Timothy 6:8
“There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving.”
Acts 20:35

- The bible is written by many authors... it's not holy written from God it's written from many people it's mass manipulation... we got social media we got twitter the more believers manipulate. Beliving in invisible force... makes you happy... so the holy fuck... the emptiness which you feel is something which God needs place...

What a silly crazy arguments and this doesn't stop us from moral conduct... cherry picking from the bible... this is some kinda joke?
You say that you believe then you
Cherry pick
How about

GETT ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB
AT LEAST WE ARE NOT DOING CHERRY PICKING UP HERE!



“Throw your burden on Jehovah, and he will sustain you. Never will he allow the righteous one to fall.”
Psalm 55:22
“The plans of the diligent surely lead to success, but all who are hasty surely head for poverty.”
Proverbs 21:5
“Do not be afraid, for I am with you. Do not be anxious, for I am your God. I will fortify you, yes, I will help you, I will really hold on to you with my right hand of righteousness.”
Isaiah 41:10
“Who of you by being anxious can add one cubit to his life span?”
Matthew 6:27
“So never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties. Each day has enough of its own troubles.”
Matthew 6:34
 “Make sure of the more important things.”
Philippians 1:10


“Do not be anxious over anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication along with thanksgiving, let your petitions be made known to God; and the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and your mental powers by means of Christ Jesus.”
Philippians 4:6, 7


- I like playing in the arrogant arrow... role... to be in this downside... fucking going forward with fucking around... SO here is the thing science is science... stable foundaments... bible is unstable shit... stop talking in complex words... going around the point... over the point but never on the point... that's the bible... I read those above arguments.

CLEARLY
VERY ADAPTABLE SHITTY FUCKER

DOING COMEDY IN OTHER LANGUAGE.. ... IS HARD!?

HOW ABOUT GO DOWN AND SUCK YOUR DICK... YOU GAY FUCK
GAY FUCKS SUCK
IT'S PROPER ARGUMENT FOR TONIGHT SHOW




HUSBANDS/FATHERS


“In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. A man who loves his wife loves himself, for no man ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cherishes it . . . Each one of you must love his wife as he does himself.”

Ephesians 5:28, 29, 33

“Fathers, do not be irritating your children, but go on bringing them up in the discipline and admonition of Jehovah.”

Ephesians 6:4

WIVES

“The wife should have deep respect for her husband.”

Ephesians 5:33

“You wives, be in subjection to your husbands, as it is becoming in the Lord.”

Colossians 3:18

 CHILDREN

“Children, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous. ‘Honor your father and your mother’ is the first command with a promise: ‘That it may go well with you and you may remain a long time on the earth.’”

Ephesians 6:1-3

“You children, be obedient to your parents in everything, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord.”

Colossians 3:20


- So what?... I need to be obedient to my parerents?
How about go fuck yourself!

More proper and exact argument and on the point I can't give you than this one here!

Subjections?
Who tha fuck are you
GO kill yoursewlf
Silly fuck!

Manipulation of Jehovah... go fuck yourself!

Review: Godzilla 2000

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My rating: 4 of 5 stars



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Review: ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE

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неделя, 22 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Atheist

By DeYtH Banger


Hello and I am atheist... I do not like God... he sucks men. Oh men god... pray to whatever you believe...

When I fuck... I am like a torpedo!
What's with the reaction channels... fuck you guys... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR REACTIONS!

Killers... oh god killers... fucking killers they are people who just don't have any plans .. that's why they schedule killing serious people...

As the wisdom goes "I want more from us"

Comedy:

- Bringing up material with question... stop that... bad move you FUCKING TWAT

- Asking question "How are you?"... ugh... ughh you suck... they ask it not because they care... they just do it.

- Most comedians awful and jealous

- Today people who are here the people least have what to say

- Bad day?
Bad night?

Oh fuck you men... you suck... okay... zip it up drink it up and stop doing comedy.


- I went to watch comedy clinic... I am full on suicide... I WANT TO KILL MYSELF UP...
I AM TOTAL SUICIDE SQUAD

- Horror movies?
The lies on open mics

Worst night?
It sucks


OKAY MEN... I THE IDEA OF YOUR PAID SHOWS EGO BOOSTER... BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND... YOU ARE NOT FUNNY


I am typical class A dysfunctional... unique and definetly want to kill myself.

Comedy: Abstract

By DeYtH Banger

We always look for excuses for less actions and do less set of good healthy behaviors. We are fucked up!

WE NEED COMFORT ZONE
WE WANT TO BE SAFE



We are holy fuck, pathetic

So the news around the people is nothing new around the shade to be honest... mentally ill society.
Lesbians go with "gay"
Gays go with "gay" and still

In the beginning fuckable - lesbians... as for now... the last fuckable person on the planet.
We suck men
We as society we suck... the moment



"Trouble", knocks on the door or apocalypse... I AM GOING OUT MEN... I FINDING MY WAY OUT

I thought about watching back porn... but no fucking connecting... I AM BETTER OFF READING THE BITCH ON THE BED WITH Chains and asking



"What turns you on?"



But still isn't that easy finding life sucks... police is horrible idea... horrible job... first your life sucks... second of all no fun at all.
If I want that kinda life "I am planning to stay home and do voice over of my negative thoughts"

I am smart... clever... wise... the secret is that I got balls and practice and you got skills from theory. So do me favor

KILL YOURSELF

I go to a clinical psychologist... most of my life goes around that ... I GO THERE BECAUSE I FOUND OUT
I NEED LEADER IN MY LIFE
I NEED AND HAVE THE DESIRE SOMEBODY TO BE IN CONTROL IN MY LIFE
SOMEBODY TO ANALYSIS MY LIFE

SO FAR HIGHTLY DYSFUNCTIONAL

If I was in your place... depression...
I won't stay alive... but go straight up to action... fuck you
Fuck 'em

Lets have party
Men I was on facebook.... right now my exact thoughts go in flow with

"Kill yourself"

Suicide is great method... principle... I hope I die when I get heart attack...
I hope I die when having symphony of heratattack... laugh you sick fuck...
I DO NOT LAUGH MEN
I FUCK MEN

NEWBIES AND AMATEURS LAUGH
I HATE HIGHT HOPES ABOUT MYSELF ONE OF THEM IS TO DIE WHILE BEING UNDERWATER IS CALLED "I SUCK... SO THY DIE" TYPICAL SHAKESPEARE...

ON ANOTHER THOUGHT THIS VERBAL FUCK IS GAY... IT'S CHEAP

I LIKE BDSM... WHY?
MY LIFE SUCKS
I NEED THY LEADER


сряда, 18 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Vote For Me

By DeYtH Banger

Vote for me...
Vote for me...



I AM ALL IN MEN... I AM ALL FOR KILLING HOMELESS
ALL IN

ECO TOILETS - OH MEN HORRIBLE IDEA...
THE CREATORS NEED TO PUT THIS FUCKING IDEA... RIGHT BACK IN THEIR ASS

VOTE FOR ME
I AM GOING TO BE THE BEST PRESIDENT

I HOPE I GET BETTER RUN OVER... BY A CAR
IT'S EXACTLY FUN EXERCISE
MY WAY OF LAUGHING IS LAUGHING OUTRAGEOUS SHIT



Oh men... I want to die...


Whoa, your eyes are not listening your brain... look blind people... asking questions... and looking around and looking away...
Introverted...
Blind fucks are horrible... watchers...
Why God created them?



IT'S FUCKING AROUND MEN...
THAT'S WHY HE DID IT... HE SHOWS THAT HE HAS A WAY TO TELL DARK HUMOR JOKES

People who are in relationships... are the people who are cheating the gene game... most people who got kids it's from accident and the last people who deserve and should have kids.


Part 2


My mom knew very well that from me nothing is comming out… I SUCK
END OF TOPIC

I was fucking backside of a girl which was a prostitute (when you can't get somebody to hear your bullshit and to be around you for your bullshit… for free
…. It's pay time)

She started making noises… while I WAS FUCKING HER… THIS IS NOT LOVE THIS IS FUCKING AROUND


I WANTED TO STAB HER FOR
FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM
MY MOM PUT A TITLE ON ME
.. I KNOW IN WHICH SECTION I GO

"Wipe out genes…"
"You suck"

When I see couples it's awful
…. I WANT TO KILL EACH MEMBER… IT LOOKS SO EASY BUT BELOW THE BELT… BELOW HOLY FUCKEASY CONVERSATION
THERE ARE RULES
METHODS
ABD PRINCIPLE




GOD WASN'T GOOD WITH ALL OF US…

WHEN HE SAW ME… HE SAID
"How much count are the calibrated the natural folks?…"

"…Okay… fuck this guy…"


I fuck the freaks in holy fucking planet… because it's a freak show… you either fuck few freaks to feel better or you go to a prostitute... or last resort you die from desparation.

I had a girlfriend
… okay… just things did not work out
Not my fault… it was her fault…


AS RULES APPLY
LOOL IN OTHER
CARE FOR OTHERS

And I like to follow this shit with -
Blame Others
Judge others



If the fucking prostitute  suck in her work… as such whore…
SLAP THIS BITCH AND ASK FOR
MONEY RETURN
WANT YOU MONEY

You got rights men… this trashy white fucker to go in hell…

Men if you got problems with police or there is police search around your body tell them to be careful with your vital organ… vital "fucking" instrument… Say: "I am a pornstar…"

I like it when women get payback shit…
Cumming in there face us total payback
I hope most toxic bitches die from swallowing there favourite recipe…
One day I gonna put poison  around my body.
. And dick and start killing those manevolount low self-esteem trashy folks.

Come and join the party with this old school national musIC… I hope they choke me or execute me on this shit… IT'S BRUTAL…
WHEN I AM ALIVE…
I DON'T WANT THAT FUCKER AROUND MY BODY


събота, 7 септември 2019 г.

Review: The Cuckoo's Calling

The Cuckoo's Calling The Cuckoo's Calling by Robert Galbraith
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"September 6, 2019 –
10.0%
September 6, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "AS they like to say... long time... no see..."
September 6, 2019 – Shelved
September 6, 2019 – Started Reading"

I don't get it what's with with the new motto and dilema "Lick my ass"... this story so far what I can see... and get and understand it sucks... J.K. Rowling it's in her best lights in Harry Potter's books and fantasy world.. in this detective world... no place for J.K. Rowling if we need to destinguish the style it's like a zialot faggots from the church... good for the 80-90 - fans... bad for the new generation.

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Review: Il Dottore: The Double Life of a Mafia Doctor

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My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"September 6, 2019 –
70.0% "Nothing more kills the light in a room than a shade of truth."
September 6, 2019 –
70.0% "Season 1/Episode 12"
September 5, 2019 –
50.0%
September 4, 2019 – Shelved
September 4, 2019 – Started Reading"

- Great work... If I need to be honest, just great... I like the way the end was twisting the beginning was whole other thing... typical David Baldacci, Stephen King... style... twisted...
I like and find it very entertaining when I am around stories like this one... and the tv show was great.

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вторник, 3 септември 2019 г.

Comedy: Do It Again

By DeYtH Banger

I like the whole fucking market of cigars... I love it men...
Cigar give cancer
They can make glitch ... bug up your unborn child...
They can fuck over your sexual organs



It's great... God loves you that's always he gives you mission. Cancer fucks... tumor fucks... great.. shit... great mutation...



I AM CLEARLY GOING WHOLE FUCKING ASSHOLE ROLLING
BUT WHATEVER. ...

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK CLEARLY



Masturbation via chocking and streching the pipe of happiness is the drug of the poor people.
Pornography is my rock n roll drug we got empathy, compassion and connection with others... THAT'S WHAT I MAINLY NEED
FOR HEALTHY LIFE
WE MUST NEVER FORGOT THAT PORN HAS SELF-CONFIDENCE, SELF-ESTEEM BOOSTER AND TOTAL 100% APPROVAL FROM OTHERS


BLUE COPS... THEY ARE FAGGOTS
WHAT'S GOING ON MEN... WITH BLUE UNIFORM... GROW THE FUCK UP MEN


I went to a prostitute...

WHEN I CAN'T GET FREE PUSSY... I BUY PUSSY

SO I GOT HUGE AMOUNT BOOSTER...
NOW OUT OF MONEY MEN UGH
IT SUCKS


I do pick up as many people know,mainly because this what you see on the stage is the face of clear desparation. One guy told me every 15 seconds... I need a laugh...
So laugh you fucks
Or I will beat the shit out of you


Interestingly my chances... in pick up is more bigger chance 10 times cops to check out my id card and make search...
Than to get a date...
Pick up is all about "Do it AGain Process"

Each time I do it... I feel suicidal + I worry to do not end up in the police station and start reporting what I am doing and why .
Because pick up is like raping strangers for a goal
Pick up is sll about getting as near to the private sector as possible.. which so far us agai is privacy law
Pick up is a way to make innocent to blend and ti be ready to fuck with you



So sad... I feel so sad for women... so much work up and make up just for one stand up and if lucky soon enough to be in relationship. Me each time I go out... I THINK ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF
FIRST OF ALL I NEED TO ANSWER SHIT TEST
I SHOULD BE FUN...AND CHARASMATIC
I SHOULD TEASE AND FUCK AROUND



Ugh... men too much energy... killing myself lowers calories and it's healthy prociple with priority... diet!?
Men... men masculine men ro fuck tough... and raw that's their style. Their muscles and body help a lot to get away with it.
Me If I start acting out in this style after 24 hours, I am going to be mentally institutionalized and incarcerated. I look in the eyes of notmal as person having mental breakdown...
My mom is like the hungry Africans... always this bitch needy and seeking out a dick just calm all body nervs...
I want come over and kill all her partners...
Let's see who is going to win in this game.
Go whole fucking season of starvstion you sick bitch.
I sm thinking about renaming my mom to "Dick's Bitch", this stands for Richard's bitch.

I was watching suicide tv obe woman was in streak about killing herself... that's great shit... she is now on to me... typical... IOI... Stalker.
I always think about comedy... when I am out... when I am alone...

HOW ABOUT GO KILL MYSELF
EASY AND SIMPLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

WOMEN ARE FULL OF TOXICITY... 10-15 YEARS YOU CAN ABDORB TOXICITY AND YOU WON'T WANT NO FUCKING... NO ANYMORE WOMEN

THE MORE TOXIC ONES ARE THE FREE ONES... NOT THE PAY ONES...
Paid ones tell and say and show how much toxicity you can get... you make up some kinda deal... but with free ones ...

BUCKLE UP MEN
GET READY FOR SHITTY LIFE

Comedy: Life Sucks... Do it Again

By DeYtH Banger

People say write more and more... in more details that's how advice from moron aka comedian sounds like.
Today I am kinda here to make the big line...
I relate with Louis CK, with the idea that he is a pervert... Joe Rogan that's how fail comedian sound like.
Jim Norton... I hate my mom... my parents... that's what relates me with norton and his material.


George Carlin... observation is great that's why I enjoy his material.
Old comedians... you are doing great... new comedians you suck no exceptions in this rule are going be made. English is great language working out material and shit... Bulgarian language makes me to lose my temper... always no energy whatsoever... non emotional...
Okay fuck you!

Old Comedians know where to go... New comedians... each one by one material sucks... Fuck em... stop wasting life and time here.... domino guy you suck...
The gay comedian guys... They suck in both meanings...
I like when one word means few things
I call it language trap!
Most people put dey material on stage... come on men is life so dry men?



If so... I MIST START SAVING MONEY TO KILL MYSELF..
BECAUSE I AM OVER EMOTIONAL MEN

I NEED DRUGS MEN
I NEED SHIT TO KILL MYSELF

Not deep shit... but on the surface shit.
When I wake up... I think that I can make lines and draw lines... but sure as fucking... Hell I can't...

Fart jokes?
They suck
Low calibrated language suck
If today's your material is on one topic also follows the above bullet points...

KILL YOURSELF
If dry material... and clean material is great comedy... re-think about suicide...

IS CLEAN AS FUCK
I HOPE YOUR MOM CHOCKES ON DICK

WHILE WORKING AS PROSTITUTE
TIMES HAS CAUGHT HER
BITCH LAY DOWN





Okay folks... we got bit rush... we got a bunch of horrible of shows and tours and definetly marketing has done it's homework and you are going full cover on procrastinating...

Beer represent friends... family... happiness and joy
So does and coca cola

Diamond represent happy mirrage... happy wife.... great marriage
It totally exploits human error and glitches...
People like you are like the first on the line and trick to be manipulated.

My mom once come back at 2-3 am... in home and I went out of the window and I said

"Hey crazy ... bitch come other day... and other time..."

The guy down the taxi driver is saying
"Who is that?"

She says

"A Crazy neighbor"

I just found out that I have girlfriend... I dodn't know the people who next to me and near me... know me bettter than I know myself... The bitch on the photo is from one show + she ignores me... doesn't me I am in any type of relationship.

Players fuck
People like me end up staring
Which explains a lot of about my horrible life and horrific expectations.

Drunk people and drug addicts... are free of outcome that's how they get most of the bases down... such people are carefree.

Did you know that If you enjoy while you poop to masturbate, sure as in fucking hell you going to enjoy... fingers in the ass + masturbation. Which brings me up to another thought, my sex addiction does not go away... it start to grow more deeper and deeper... we are talking about the roots.

Porn addicts go take cold showers and pray to god for salvation...
HOW ABOUT GO KILL YOURSELF
YOU HOPELESS FUCK



IF YOU NEED TO PRAY TO STAY IN SOBRIETY AND BE SOBER FROM ADDICTION PROBABLY GOD IS SENDING YOU AN MMS
"GO KILL YOURSELF"...

DO NOT DECLINE SUCH OFFERS ... SUCH OFFERS COME ONCE WITH BENEFITS... ID TEICE HAPPENS... MEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE

AS WE CAN SAY
IT'S ONE TIME OFFER... EITHER TAKE IT OR BURN IN HELL

In my life I need to move away and the move along.
I just had chat with my fucking anorexic mom... "Did they feed your vagina?"

Silence... this bitch is getting sex ... .me I am in the waters of desparation...
When woman doesn't have sex for long time she get insane... like mental patient...

ME
I
WANT
TO
KILL
MYSELF

Soon.. I am not getting any sex... "no money... no fun... honey",... I don't have money.

петък, 30 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Rejection

By DeYtH Banger




It's so painful... I DIDN'T KNEW THAT I AM GOING WRITE ON THIS TOPIC...

SO MUCH MEN GET REJECTED
THAT DATA STATS GO OVER THE TOP

ME ON THE OTHER SIDE SFTER FRW REJECTIONS ON ROLL

I AM PURE LEVEL OF SUICIDE
IT'S AUTHENTIC AND NUMBER ONE RULE IN PICK UP

God... no authenticity over... there sorry "bro"..., a word which been used by Male and female genders...

Frames are very important in pick up...
Most of my frames are self-frames

- Kill Group
- Kill Yourself
- I don't need to exist
- Fuck my existence...


MOST OF THIS SHIT IS
MINDSET, THOUGHTS AND LOOP THOUGHTS...

GREAT SHIT MEN
THE TOP SHIT ON THE MARKET
Okay this other side of the argument you won't like it... but fuck it ...
Ed Gein serial killer is fucking example of how bible can fuck over somebody's brain... to hijack somebody's brain.

Bible has caused more damage to mental faculties than has helped...

Fuck Hope
Fuck faith
I want to fuck skeptic, merely because of the emotional adventure.. bever sure what and when.

Extra and being extra is like calling a prostitute paying less money... but higher quality... But still the one thing is magic the other is "you are fucked up men".

My mom likes to collect stuff... as for me I like to watch women getting stab by a long time over and over and over nothing more than low intellect ... God has made the biggest joke...

Stabing somebody and not killing him... how awful is that?
Stab by sexual organ no damage whatsoever... is self-esteem killer... confidence blower and definetly whole mental faculties fucker.

Women are smart... they choose the better society people... we men... most of us throw our money on prostitutes... and most time big cash which the next few years we need to start to return...

It's example if huge debt!

I don't go to prostitutes... just because... my life is great... I am on the edge one side...

God says "fuck you"

The other side
Satan says "Kill yourself, life has no meaning whatsoever..."

I just got a friend who translates what girls say...
"Thanks for invitation"..., then as class action not coming.. this means... "I am not interesting... enough"


Fuck me.
I do pick up in your words it means... I manipulate women in such way to put the dice results in my hands.

Did you know that there is guilt complex... you got expectations... you got Hope's you don't meet them and you feel full on guilt, the principle is the same like adrenaline.

I am clearly Class A - Dysfunctional...

God always takes beauty... takes the wonderful... great stuff.

сряда, 28 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Stop Breathing

By DeYtH Banger

Really try to do it... in Bulgaria we got system which creates psychopaths... the language by itself is not emotional... neutral.

I hope people who drink... go choke in pile of vomit... OH YOU FUCKING QUEERS




Americans - Are Exact on Point
Englishmen - Are Talking in details...


FUCK EM...
THEY PLAY SAFE



2 Sectors Anonymous Alcoholics have been cut off...




WHICH DEFINETLY IS GREAT NEWS
LEAVE THOSE FUCKS ALONE... THEY HAVE NATURALLY SELECTED TO BE WIPED OUT

Einstein - Fuck this pervert... in relationship with his cousin.
If we go with full on non breathing probably you gonna go up to 2 hours max and after 2 hours your lungs are going suffocate... SEX WITH PTOSTITUTE IS CLEAR DIGN OF DESPARATION YOU ARE DOING IT... BECAUSE YOU ARE QUIETLY DESPARATE.. IF YOU FEEL HUGE DESIRE RIGHT NOW TO HAVE SEX... WITH SOME KINDA WOMAN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HUGE LEVELS OF SLEEP DEPREVATION

Today I was at the bank people put in safe accounts and deposit... large numbers... big numbers if cash... I mambo jumbo... gorilla style... holy fuck cave men of all kind
I invest and deposit small amounts right now.... I AM THINKING ABOUT KILLING MYSELF...
FULL ON
FULL HARD ON

When men finishes... or woman finishes in sex their eyes turn white... I CALL THIS PROCESS... "EYES AROUSAL PROCESS"

Oh men... I hate games... but If you listen to society that "being nice" is the way up to pussy... YOU GOT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WRONG AND HAVING SEX NOW... TOMORROW OR EVEN TONIGHT




How my life is going?
- Obsessing over data and masturbating over fantasies.. PRETTY FUCKED UP!

неделя, 25 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Try Harder

By DeYtH Banger



We lie... always.... lies are not more harder... they are easy we pull them of the moment we feel pressure.

We were not disciplined people...



WE ARE UNSTABLE... SOCIETY... MOST OF US ARE DRUNK... DRUG ADDICTS AND SEX ADDICTS

DEFINETLY IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING ROUND WE ARE HITTING ALL PLEASURE CENTERS...

Wanna kill myself... good reason... really it's original... TOO MUCH PLEASURE CENTER



Killing yourself is a good reason... most I am going it because I am self-critic.... AND JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMMIN

Girls which play basketball... go full on.... suicide... I AM SUPPORTING YOUR HIGHER SPIRTUAL MIND

I see life different nowadays... I have been selected as beta fuck which means free sex... I AIN'T GETTING...
I NEED MONEY...
I GET PAID SEX




Doesn't mean I don't try... it means... I HAVE GAVE UP ON LIFE
I ALWAYS LOSE
ALWAYS HARD
EACH GIRL FUCKS ME OVER
I GET OVER THE COASTER OF "FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS YOU WANT"



I need to be less stressed... less depress... and definetly no anxiety... and don't be different .. ... SO FAR PERFORMANCE ISSUES CAUSATION... NO SEX AT ALL

I don't know neither English Alphabet in order or Bulgarian...
No shame
The reason is... I don't need it...

REMEMBERING LETTERS DOES NOT HELP
OKAY...
FUCK IT
...

I WON'T PUT ON MY DRIVE DISK MEMORY BULLSHIT

SCHOOL GO SUCK SATAN COCK
DO I MISS SCHOOL?
OH CHRIST NO
DO I WANT BACK IN SCHOOL?
KINDA... I HAD MORE STRUCTURED LIFE AS FOR NOW MY MORE DAILY ROUTINES INVOLVE FUCKING MY HANDS AND AS GOD SAYS
"MOVE ALONG"

ONCE SOMEBODY GETS DISEASE... ONE OF THOSE MUTATING... BODY DISEASES...
GOD GOES WITH

"FUCK YOU"



I am reading the bible it's about him... him... about this selfish... prick... about greedy infantile God... FUCK EM... I hate this fictional characters...

"Search for Christian comedians"



Search for suckmydick.com... great site... I GOT WONDER REVIEWS ON IT..

Clean up comedy?
Really?
Are you really doing this?
Life is not so clean...
Got it

All believers go choke on satans cock.

Here is the flood of action



Fuck Your dreams
They suck
They are pretty horrible
You suck
So fuck em

Inch by inch
Each by each

You want to become actor?
Fuck you... you suck
You want to become a singer
Fuck you... you suck


That's mentality for suicide go full on... full premium package kill yourself now and you get Game Over sign + whole fucking Stephen King Novel...

Okay... assumption of this is deadly... I get around the corners... but if afterlife sucks... no literature and also voyarestic behavior on set.

Fuck it
I don't want it



"Heaven or Hell?"

I choose hell... fuck my mom.. I ain't going to heaven...
This suck God... go fuck yourself... why?
Because you are modern type of bully... alcoholic and as further we can spot witty character...

SO FUCK IT
(IT WORKS)

събота, 24 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Think 2

By DeYtH Banger



Losing hope - Dick Is pure example of… expectatipms of hope… society is hope is on dick salvation… PEOPLE WHO FUCK ARE PEOPLE WHO GOT SURVIVAL SKILLS AND BENEFITS ALL OTHERS GET WIPED OUT

WE PUT IT AS NATURAL SELECTION
YOU HAVE BEEN NATURAL SELECTED




Truth - It hurts… if you don't like it… leave now
1) Your mom was not virgin… at least 60% of society have already had sex and feel shame that their  are not virgin… I am talking mostly about women

2) As Overall Grow up… STOP WITH IMAGINARY FRIENDS FIRST ONE IS "GOD"

3) Women have more sex

4) Men got all wrong as for how to get girls

Oh you can leave right now… or keep open your eyes what I am going to say is going to fuck you as overall…

5) Most of your friends are good social manipulators

6) Three Types of men exist
   - 1 - Guys who watch
- 2 - Guys Who Watch and Pay
- 3 - Guys who do sex with girls free…

We call the last motherfuckers good social manipulators or as more easy terminology… naturals…

7) My Wingmen needs to give more thoughts about his career sure as fuck … THIS GUY IS SICKO


Regret - Regret… really think about your parents… basically yoyr father and mother regret about creating you… To be more deep… to be more on the point your father raped your mom… Basically he was putting thoughts in her mind about… "sex"… and about porn… jokes are sex… fucking… all type of fantasies… PRECISELY HE WAS DOING SOCIAL MANIPULATIONS THIS IS IN ADVANCE… IN PROFESSIONAL POV… IS HE WAS NATURAL




And let's go back to basic… from location to location… he was dealing with logicstics… fundanents… He was smart and witty lined fuck.

Prostituion - Oh come on… killers… go kill the other parts… the free sex girls… the girls which fuck you over… not the girls which are helping society… they are helping + getting some money along the way…

Go kill happy couples
Go kill the fucking badass who is always getting girls somehow… someway… somehow that fuck is passing bully genes and nice guys get wiped out…

If you got no replies from girls… on the internet kill yourself…

Sexual Offenses - Yeah… I got it… that's what I worry… other side if coin… addictions… different sides of coin… offenses… little mood of bad luck and you got it… once blaclist as such… your life gets fucked up… IT SUCKS
EVERYONE CAN CALL AND SENTENCED YOU… PUT YOU IN COURT AND FUCK YOU OVER…

Comedy: Think

By DeYtH Banger


Death - Is not so bad… look is fun experience I GO THERE… ON FUNERALS MAINLY BECAUSE OF FOOD… ABUNDANCE OF FOOD PLACE OF EMPATHY… COMPASSION AND GOOD SIDEE OF HUMANS ONE DAY FOCUS ON LOST… ON OTHERS… PURE POSITIVITY
I MEAN I COME THERE MAINLY BECAUSE RECOVERY FUNCTIONS OF FUNERALS




Holidays - Logical mind reason of wasting money on expetiences which are waste of time, money and energy. I MEAN PEOPLE DO IT TO FOOL AROUND AVERAGE AND POOR SOCIETY TO FUCK AROUND… TO SHOW OFF
NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS
UNTIL THE END WE GONNA READ STATS OF AVERAGE CLASS IN FINACIAL.DEBT AND POOR CLASS ON THE WAY TO KILL ZONE
WHICH IS ONE OF MY OTHERS STICKING POINTS
POOR PEOPLE GO TO WAR
CLASS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY PRIVILIGE TO GO TO WAR




Lies - People lie… bible… religion by itself are manufactured lies… that credit… and getting money from the bank you gonna get financial independence is harsh bullshit… LIES ARE EVOLUTIONARY STAND POINT EVOLUTION
WE LIE TO GET LAID
WE LIE TO LESS PRESSURE OTHER PEOPLE
WE ISOLATE AND DON'T CONTACT PEOPLE WHO GOT SYMPTHOMS AND ACT OUT LIKE DOCTOR GREGORY HOUSE



Truth - YOU WANT TRUTH?…. UGH YOU FUCKING WANT IT?  I AM HERE TO FUCK BITCH… THAT'S THE TRUTH… NO NEED FOR BITCH A LEVEL OF BULLSHIT STORIES… I CLEARLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE EMPATHY… FRIENDS STORIES… I DO NOT WANT EPIC A LEVEL OF SHITTY STORIES…  I CLEARLY FUCKED UP
THE LAST THING IN MY MIND IS BITCHY ATTITUDE OF COMPLAINING



Okay girls… this here shitty thing is harsh… your best male friend is thinking about to fuck you… that's why  he has been so nice since the last few years..  or whatever AMOUNT you  remember him…
Also the guy who is listening to your bullshit stories is the guy who wants desparately to fuck you.




Comedy - Guess you wanted to see somebody else… not clearly as dysfunctional as me… less and hortible calibrated like me… clearly… mentally screw up up lile me.



Okay… okay "I THINK'" IT SPECIALIST IS THE MOSY FUCKED UP… SCREW UP SOCIAL ANIMAL
TOTAL MESS
COME ON… IT'S NOT CAPABLE AS FOR TAKING THE ROLE A PARENT



"Moveover"



 (People always go with moveover bullshit… where to move over? How to move over?")




We can't moveover.. pain endurance… hurt… blash… hit… no moveover is possible… FUCK YOU!


"Lazy"




(The big problem with society is that we suck… we are fucking lazy… I AM NOT YOUR MOM TO REWARD YOUR LOST… I AM NOT SCHOOL WITH WORRYING ABOUT SOCIETY GETTING HURT… YOU ARE HURT… MAN UP MEN… FUCKING MEN UP)

All people are interested on how I keep so good progress… it's easy… lower social media + stop being lazy you horrible disturbing fuck…




No replies
No answers

Few times in roll?
I gor daily tip…
Remove 'im and 'im



You are fucked up the moment you find out that you got anxiety, stresd and procrastination in your bundle of life… IT SUCKS!

Fear of failure - Most of our problems… is scared and phobia from to start and also not ready to start… procrastination and overhelming… COME ON SOUNDS LIKE ON DRUGS THOSE FUCKS ARE ON AND THEY HAVE REALISED "IT DOES NOT MATTER"

Desire to escape - We all got the fucking desire to escape from trashy fuck in jail up to drug adducts… alcoholics… and list moves on and on and on… unfurnished desire… infantile development... YUP GO SHARE… BUT IT'S OPENING WOUNDS!




Facing reality - Facing reality is harsh… if you ask me… I AM AGRESSIVE… I GET MAD WITH LAUGHINGN AND FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME… GO FUCK… GET EYE ON YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS

Milf - I got issues… unfortunately … I AM NOT PERFECT… I HAVE PROBLEMS… I CARE… I AM FRAGILE… AND IT'S UP TO MY MOM… I GOING FULL ON FUCKING YOUR MOTHER GUYS… OPPS.. I MEAN  MY MOM… TO BE MORE EXACT… BECAUSE I GIVE A FUCK FOR THE AUDIENCE… I AM GOING TO BE GIVING A SEX… VISIT TO A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN…
I GOT ISSUES MEN



Comedy: People Are Offended

By DeYtH Banger


Nothing kills a joke than somebody feeling offended... fragile, ignorant... nation... that's the word we need to use for the future for the dear society. My life gonna get wasted in data - FUCK OFF
FUCK YOU



Too much complex life - I am finding reasons... and searching for reasons to live .... to keep living.

To get a woman you need level of bullshit tolerance, empathy... sympathy and loads of energy... energy...

Women are the most draining fucks living right now... toxic... fuckers....


I BETTER SWIPE HANDS... AND FUCK MY HANDS TO GO FULL ON WITH A TOXICITY...


The most awful things in the women world to be said are


1) Let's Be Friends - YOU DO NOT FUCK - Meaning

2) You are different - You are kinda jerk... little bit nicer than all other fucks but still we got edges to sharp... so keep thumbs up... you are not on my list...

AS FOR GUYS I WANT TO FUCK IN THE NEAR FUTURE


KNOWLEDGE...
SATANS COCK
STAB H''IM



He is badass because that's the way the system works...


When I go to whores the level of toxicity... is well balanced... free shit has no balance... no balance at all...



You got disappointed
You cry
You are desparate
You become control freak
Your life gets horrible




And she leaves you...

Paid sex it has balanced toxicity levels... that's what I WANT... WELL BALANCED...
I WANT MY WIFE TO BE THAT
BALANCED SCREW UP FUCK




Probably you hate me... I GOT THE WHOLE PRINCIPLE YOU ARE HATING MAINLY BECAUSE... YOUR LIFE SUCKS...




WHAT MORE TO SHOVEL UP FROM YOUR ASS
THAN PURE FUCKING HATRED

I WANT SATAN'S COCK

I WAS VERBAL TRAUMATIZED AND ABUSED... THAT'S WHY I AM HERE TODAY!



Bulgarians - Are the most screw up people

People always ask for "How tall are you?" And "Shoe Size"... over and over... "How tall are you?"... "Shoe Size"...

THE SAME CLICHE FUCKERS ARE MORE NEAR TO PUSSIES AND FUCK AS FOR PEOPLE EXTRAORDINARY
FUCK 'EM

Most rounds have been lost!
By character I am unstable... infantile kid...
Kiddo... whinny greeny fuck.



четвъртък, 22 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Kill Or Die

By DeYtH Banger


You love it?
You hate it?

Suicide is action... easy follow up process... it's clear sign of stable mind.

I want the whole fucking conversation to be about me... me... and me... not you... or them... or other... but me... and me... and me...

I clearly forgot most of the passwords
Most of the shit which I need to do...


If you ha e the need to kill yourself,... I AM HERE TO SUPPORT THAT GREAT DECISION


Killing yourself is not so bad... give one thought... then second one... ... IT'S CLEAR SIGN...

GOD IS WAVING OUT YOU


Life sucks... it's boring


Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Fuck

Sometimes we do not fuck
..... we go full on being lazy... procrastinate
Fuck around with negative emotions

Eat
Sleep
Piss
Lazy
Procrastination
Negative
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Lazy
Procrastination
Negative
Eat
Sleep
Piss
Lazy
Procrastination
Negative

Definetly sometimes life sucks... we go poop... we have problems with people around us we are in the satan grip... and the whole fucking fun gets drain when cops arrest us.

Poop
Eat
Piss
Sleep
Spoil Fun
Being Arrested
Poop
Eat
Piss
Sleep
Spoil Fun
Being Arrested
Poop
Eat
Piss
Sleep
Spoil Fun
Being Arrested

The spiritual way of living your life is killing yourself.. I NEED WHOLE FUCKING MATERIAL...
FUCK LIFE

I know why today you are here... your life ducks... that's why you are here. Today it's all about my great life... not about your miserable life.

I want to start cutting my veins with razor sharp blade... it's going to be like whole fucking Beethoven... Mozart... symphony... I WANT DO IT
IT'S FUN TO WATCH
AND IT'S GOOD PROCESS


As for therapy I really need this shit... I WANNA KILL MYSELF... after this fucking special

What's funny?
That you suck in life?





Okay... okay... okay we want bunch of those sex maniacs killers... killers which kill sex maniacs .. IT'S CLEARLY AN EXSMPLE OF THE YOUNGER SOCIETY

OH YOU GOT MORAL CODE
MORAL CONDUCT?

HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF?
Being sorry... is pathetic and clearly... without wanting... I JUST SAID EVERYTHING PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE


I hate life... is horrible... it was via reactive and via reaction...

FUCK OFF!

I feel awful when... I AM AROUND NICE PEOPLE... SO HORRIBLE... FEELING...

I HOPE SND EXPECT NOTHING MORE THAN SOMEBODY YO RAPE 'EM





I know..., I know... I FUCKING KNOW... I WAS IN RELATIONSHIP... NOW I AM OUT OF IT...
JUST OT FOR ME...

What's with shoe size I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
I don't get it... what's with shoe size men... You expect 3 meters tall and 23 size shoes?
43?

Oh come on... size is based works with stable fundamentals.... ground. From where the jokes come from... from your fucking whore mum... selling pussy at the stock office.

Part 2

I have drugs men… I GOT PLENY OF 'EM… all of them in one place… I MEAN PHONES… TO BE CORRECT

I GET LAZY
I PROCRASTINATE
I HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT…





Oh men what's with the complex sentences and words…

MAKE IT SIMPLE WEIRDOS…

We got sarcasm… we got irony… we got methaphors…
We got whole bunch of 'em

I feel awful around people … they are sweaty… miseriable and pathetic… sad… depress… and abnormal.

Girls which do blowjobs and habdjobs… ARE BUILDING FUCKING WHOLE SYSTEM OF MUSCLES

Weed… drugs… OH GOD YOU PATHETIC LITTLE FUCKERS

I COULD BE RIGHT NOW PLAYING WITH THE CROWD… BUT FUCK THAT… I AM NOT PLANNING TO SHORT THE PERIOD OF MY LIFE

I AM AT MY LESSENCE
HEY DEYTH… THIS IS NOT FUNNY…
OKAY WHATEVER

Fitness freaks.. and maniacs need ti be killed… with baseball bat around the spine area…

AND FUCK ALL OF 'EM

Which reminds for one more story the guy who starts making vowel sounds… verbal sounds… THE GUY WHO STARTD TO CUM…
STARTS TO FINISH… TO BLISTER THE FUCKING HELL UP…
Those fucks also need spinal… training




Comedy: Sobriety

By DeYtH Banger




One of my friends told me about his mass levels of sex... 15 years of abusive relationship... with getting pregnant the bitch... holy fuck dysfunctional relationship... before that 3 years of mass sex... massive... maniac sex with 17 year old woman and he is 11-12 year old kid...


He says that his life sucks and his life is horrible...


THIS GUY IS AT LEAST TRYING
ME...
I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
IT'S HOLY FUCK NERV WRECK
I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS... PRETTY MUCH BETTING ON MY LIFE AS MOST OUTCOMERS... NEWCOMERS GO WITH

I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY LIFE... IF I KILL MYSELF... I AM DOING IT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE JOY OF WONDER



If you want to kill yourself... right now... go get it... go fucking do it... I WON'T HATE YOUR JUDGE YOU LIKE MOST OF FRIENDS... AND RELATIVES




I CARE ABOUT YOU
I BELIEVE THAT YOU TAKE THE RIGHT DECISION...

PROBABLY GOD HAS SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON MESSANGER "KILL YOURSELF" Which abruptly is most right decision you can take... go take it...
God has said his words...

HE DOES NOT NEED YOU
THE WORLD CAN FUCTION AND WITHOUT PRESENCE



My mom is the most unpleasant fuck... she is fucking... SHE GOT THE BALLS...

ME... I AM DEAD INSIDE
EVERY DAY... WEEK IS WONDER OF SUICIDE


Should I die?
Or I shouldn't?
Should I?
Or
Not


I hate people who tag themselves into events in which first place... ain't common... I HATE IT
I HOPE THEY DIE
IN WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE!



Bitches need muscles... that's why they spend days into masturbating and working hours into jerking off guys...

We are talking holy shit... whole fucking diet... and muscle build up program.
Biceps
Triceps

Wanna know the secret?
Listen!
Use one of your fucking senses in your advantage... holy fuck!



People say comedy is all about structuring... shit... stuff... all about this... I AM HOLY FUCK

I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN... NOT TO GO ON PRIMAL EXAM PERIODS

YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW... OR PROBABLY YOU GONNA FEEL THE SLEIGHT OF HAND HATRED...




IN THE BIBLE 400 TIMES IS USED THE WORD "LOVE" IN ALL CASES IT HAS BEEN USED... FOR AUTHORITY AND OBEDIENCE

If you are shy and desperate while you watch porn... that's the most horrible combination... life sucks men... if you are happy... just little too much... over the top happy people put you in the category "on drugs".., "using strong amount of alcohol"...
Nowadays sad... being depress is okay... being too happy and over the top ... smiling and laughing...

HARD DRUGS MEN
THAT'S DIAGNOSIS




I feel awful around people... I always need to be sharp... to keep my tongue in the mouth... to play safe... have fun... don't go far... don't go too near...

OH GOD
READING THIS SHIT MAKES ANGRY
FEELING THIS SHIT IS AWFUL

WOMRN SLWAYS FUCK YOU OVER GOING ON PROSTITUTE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3-4 DAYS OF TOXICITY... ENDURANCE... GETTING

MARRIAGE
RELATIONSHIPWE ARE TALKING ABOUT YEARS OF SOBRIETY YOU NEED




I am not right now in relationship... because is total red flag my last one + on the other side... I need to be stone emotionally.. always ready...
No problems
Have stuff
Have my life going on

Right there... right now... I AM TOTAL SUICIDE FREAK

I stopped going to prostitutes

1) No Money... to handle them up
2) I got enough year shaming... right now... I am thinking of getting of grave certificate... right there...

Okay... okay... I FUCKING THE WHOLE ROUND OF PICK UP ARTIST

I HATE THEM
WE GOT NATURALS
WE GOT BETA'S AND NOW MORNING AND DAYGAME ARTIST WITH CONDOMS IN THEIR POCKETS...



So "If he is bad ass..."
- He is that image... because he wants to fuck you.

So "If he is clear and honest with the whole fucking decision about sex and fucking you..."

- He is doing that because he is desperate... guy and he takes decisions in desparate time.

So "If he does not admits it... and also fucks around..."

- That guy has over the top game... and he clearly wants to fuck you over girls.


The nice guy?
That's the creep in the back yard masturbating to be nice + he is doing it... because that's his way of seeing success

BUT AS CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION GOES WE REMOVE THE NICE GUYS BECAUSE THEY LAST FINISH


WE REMOVE THE GAYS... BECAUSE HILY FUCK THEY ALSO TAKE DUMB DECISIONS