понеделник, 17 февруари 2020 г.

Review: You

You You by Caroline Kepnes
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"February 24, 2019 –
10.0% "There are stalker... and obsession and suspense and killing... and crime... how far can this story get?
...

That's the bust thing which can say!"
February 23, 2019 –
10.0% "Definitely "Total Must watch""
February 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "The story has been very well introduced... and it reminds me little about
the tv show and the book series "Dexter"."
February 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Congrats to Writer... well written and well presented"
February 23, 2019 – Shelved
February 23, 2019 – Started Reading"

- Total... Must read...
Total you need to check out this
Book...


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Review: Tango One

Tango One Tango One by Stephen Leather
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"December 23, 2019 –
5.0%
December 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Can't wait to have a chance to check out and other works... until the end of this year...

It was a long fucking year!"
December 23, 2019 – page 0
0.0% "Guess What I am... right now... here!"
December 23, 2019 – Shelved
December 23, 2019 – Started Reading"

- I started wih high hopes, high expectations...
It starts complex and then... in the middle and right at the kickstar... he fucks it over... probably author day of being screw up...



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неделя, 16 февруари 2020 г.

Comedy: Nerdy

By DeYtH Banger



I hate nerds... IF I NEED TO BE INTO AND ONTO SOME SHIT...

People get upset that they get friendzoned...
There is new thing on the market it's call

"I AM GETTING NOWHERE NEAR"

I am not put as provider material... boyfriend material... marriage material...
Friendship material...
No near this shit!

Bible is free book and ebook... because it's shit...
It's foolish knowledge...
Don't tell me the truth... while I AM IN BED WITH YOU GIRLS..
I HATE THE FUCKInG TRUTH
I STRONGLY INSECURE...
I NEED SUPPORT MOST CASES A POSITIVE ONE...

I AM OKAY AND WITH LIES...
AT LEAST ONE DAY... ONE MOMENT IN MY LIFE IN WHICH I AM WITH A LIE AROUND ME...
BETTER THAN THE FUCKING TRUTH...
STONE FACE...

OH GOD... THIS KILLS EVERYTHING IN BED

Rapist I CAN SOLVE IT
I MADE A SOLUTION...
THEY need castration...

Saint Valentime...
St... Valentine... what a pathetic... day... celebration of love?
What?
What type of love?

I hope you all die in the suage system...
I was created in DYSFUNCTIONAL family don't think that I HAVE ANY EMPATHY AND Love to others...
I am selfish...

Today I am going to explain why people drink alcohol get drunk...
They are afraid of losing people around them...
They are afraid being left alome with their thoughts...
With themselveS

THIS SHIT IS HORRIFYING
IT'S HORRENDOUS

SCHOOL YEARS WEREN'T EASY YEARS... LEFT ALONE TO BE JUDGE BY THOSE DAYS...
FUN NOWADAYS IS DRUGS
ALCOHOL...
IT'S NOT CURE FOR DEPRESSION... STRESS... ANXIETY

But by itself by doubt rule it's how we get entertain...
OH MEMORIES

Have you seen kids lately... those trouble... creators... oh god... I HATE 'EM...
DON'T YOU FEEL THE NEED TO LOCK 'EM SOMEWHERE


ALWAYS CRYING...
ALWAYS WANTING...
WHEN IS OVER

White race... black race is not all about slavery... it's the way they get it.
Black people...
Get 10 000 for a week from parents...
White race...
From buck up to 100 bucks...
We are totally fucked up

Okay... OKAY... OKAY OKAY I AM GONNA TRY SOMETHING DON'T PUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS... HIGHER

I was one of those members of pick society...
I was doing over there my comedy... stand up material
...
It was my enviroment for comedy

Doing crazy and brutal shit putside and then telling my insane adventurous for thousand of laughs...

Comedy: Love Or Dead?

By DeYtH Banger

What is it?
Love ir dead?
Love by itself is self-sabotage and self-sacrafice... dead by itself is the final trip, destination of sacrafice.
There is "Ok" in homophobic it's called start using some biased secular opinions.

"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 72% water. I can walk on babies. Therefore I'm 72% jesus."

I read it...
I saw it... this one...
Great line!

Qurona virus is out... guys... chinese cheap fucks are dead...
One thing screw my mind over why people lock themselves up?

Here is the truth... stand up comedians repeat routines like pathetic piece of garbage.

Killers never keep secret... nothing more than mosque of excitement can be spotted right on the track.
Metal music is not political shit... IT'S SATAN SHIT!

What we need to is to sedate people...that's how we deal with bullies...
Tough chilfhood... trouble making cousin...
You get criminal...
Did you got this recipe down?

Willlie likes to kill because as he puts it "It's fun..."
Guess whst he is right...
This guy is right... not left or forward!
His nickname is baby face killer.

Shen a killer breaks in your home...
IT'S SCARY?
WHATS YOUR AGE YOU PATHETIC LOW TOLERATED SHIT?
How old are you?

The ginger had a God Complex... inside hm... inner jerk off msnufestion of probation.
Religious... Popes...
Most people got rules...
Some of them can't fuck...
Imagine this sentence for your whole fucking life?

Donald Trump... win... was easy... it was predictable...
It was fucking predictable we had the crazy bitch... the insane...Hilary Clinton and Trump...
Better idiot... than insanity...
Hilary is another huge fuck up...
She had been in prison...
Hey granny go kill yourself!

There is always a motherfucker... never a father fucker...
Why noone wants to fuck fathers...
Dick creates children... x-master... pornhub are sites which cause less children.

Pick Up guys alienate... socializing... they fucking alinating...
Now I am gonna tease the girl...
Now I am gonna use an opener
Now I am gonna use push-pull
Now I am going to approach...

OH MEN STOP FUCKING THINKING YOU SLUMB BAG OF FOOD

I hate people who stutter it's like when you computer gets 100% process...
Don't you start kicking it?
Hitting it?
Insulting it?
Getting nervous about the whole thing?

The same thing is with people who stutter they slow down shit... they blink... they waste time and they never getting any far than holy gosh weird noises...
Alien to rape me... is better than this.

Most shitties human ever lived are liars
...
Awful fucking creatures...
Mass overthinkers
Mass excuses...
On huge fucking level is holy fuck... awful

Comedy: I Hate Myself

By DeYtH Banger


Lets start with from here...
Lets fucking start... I HATE MYSELF AS FIRST THEN WE CONTINUE WITH MY FUCKING MOM... I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS SLOB...
SHE IS A FUCKING SLOB

Single guys I can ralate to them

Married
Relationship guys
Couples

Those people I can't relate with them... I HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH MY MOM FOR 20 YEARS AND SOMETHING LAST FEW YEARS I HAD THE FEELING OF CHOPPING OF HER HEAD
AND MASTURBATING WHILE FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD IS GOING UPSIDE

I HAVE HEARD POOPING... PISSING WHILE I HAVE BEEN IN THE KITCHEN EATING SO FAR
ME IN RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE FAT GUY TO STOP EATING...
I JUST CAN NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT CONSEQUENCE AFTER CONSEQUENCE

This guy was like a little cockroach
Here is some brutal honesty...
If today you are not on stage...
Right now... right at this fucking point in your life...

YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING DEFINETLY

PEOPLE WHO SAY
"MAYBE"
"PROBABLY"
"LET ME THINK ABOUT IT"

MOST CASES IS HARSH FUCKING "NO"

BELIEVERS IN GOD
NO FUCKING SKEPTIC WHATSOEVER

LIFE IS HARSH
SO DOES PUTTING ALL DAY BITCH SHIELD...

What type of pathetic piece if shit is in each movie we to have...
Sex...
Sex...
Sex...
Sex
Fucking...
What the fuck!

"Orb spiders mummify their prey before they kill it."

When is about mumfuing... and preys... nothing more than scary Stephen King shit.

петък, 14 февруари 2020 г.

Comedy: Bogus (Bonus)

By DeYtH Banger


Part 1

I just don't see myself with a person more than a week ir month…
I can't be a with a girl for a whole fucking life…
I just can't do that
After a week… I start to get disgusted after a month… I see it as a hell hole and after few months I want to end it all…


George Carlin -  (Stop ass kissing and idealizibg this guy… fuck you)… this guy was huge influential on me… if it wasn't this guy then jim norton… then we pull rabbit out of hat… Jimmy Carr, Louis Ck… we go as far as Eddie Pipitone, Tom Papa… then we continue Bill Burr, Jim Breur… You just won't see me here…
Okay.
 I was going to become
Fat
Slob
Average
And die like most of you here
You fucking piece of shit

Some comedians go with go with intelligently offending others.. the guy who played the joker 2019 phoenix something… reminds me for Gary Gulman.
Robert Kelly?
Great Guy


Comedy all about thoughts…
Louis CK masturbated in front of women….
Because he needed that experience to pull out material…
Child Molesters - Fun selfish guys… adventurous and people who like to tell control.

Blair Scott atheist… has a new insight on God.. aka Jesus… Jesus is gay…
Can you imagine… that God is Jesus and then it comes out from other  people as Jesus son of God…
Such a fucking huge theistic society contradiction.

Who gave you this inoirmationn about God stricting certain stuff... you pathetic fuck.



Part 2

There is mother fucking… but no father fuckibg whatsoever…
We got… "I GONNA FUCK YOUR MOST EXPENSOVE THING"
BUT NO
"I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOST CHEAPEST THING"

RICH INDULGED PROCLAIMED FAGGOT…
PULL  THE CURTAINS YOU HOLY GLAZE OF SHIT…

Bulgarians this os true about them
…. First hand experience narcissistic downward spiral fucks… that's what defines them… that's the holy gospel of truth….
They are greedy and they steal…
Huge fact

Truth about the black race
STOP ACTING OUT
STOP BEING SO COOL

I SPEAK FOR THE WHITE RACE

ONE MORE THING…
ONE MORE FUCKING THING TO
FAT PEOPLE
A FUCKING MESSAGE FOR FATSO.…

STOP BEING A PUSSY AND START LOOSING WEIGHT.…
START LOSING FUCKING WEIGHT

WITH REPEATING…
I AM LIKE A SOCIAL RETARD

What happens when you invite family to comedy night?
Nothing more than pouder of drugs and alcohol…
Dosing up bitches

Isn't it sad shit?
Family?
Long Relationship…It's so pathetic… chode crystal so much emotional investment when you see couples don't you want to slaughter them?
Love is so overated!

Robert De Niro… Is suchba shitty human…
Mob boss…
Working for the mob…
MOVIES ABOUT SUCH SHIT?
GROW UP…
YOU PIECE OF HORRIBLE MEAT

Life is horrible and nobody is going to admit it…
Isn't sad?
Not the salary thing… but life as overall?

Okay… okay…
My turn… ma…
Women are horrible… their are shit…
Have you ever been are a women conflict?
Having a fucking huge problem with a women?

We start with 1… then we go to 2… 3… and 4 base… and 5
Again to 1.… to 3… base… 5… and 1 base… 4 base and this process goes for age from one problem solve we go the next one…
Women are problem creators…
Problem machines…
I hate women





Bible Arguments 18

by DeYtH Banger

Truth, so what?
People go with
"God doesn't want us to have acess to this"
When I asked…
And who created God?



I GET IT
REFUSAL OF GROWING UP
YOU START MADING UP SHIT
JUST MAKING SHIT UP

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO TAKE LITERALLY AND HOW TAKE AND UNDERSTAND SOMETHING OUT OF THE BIBLE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH TO IGNORE AND WHICH NOT TO…
HOW DO YOU DECIDE TO CHERRY PICK UP SHIT?

HOW FUCKING DO YOU DO IT?
OR YOU TAKE THE WHOLE BOOK
OR NOTHING



Most of their evidence of religious people is based upon the bible. So dpes and the fucking stupid spirtuality… based upon the bases of religion…

Most evidences are represented by ignorant people, ignorance and faith is not open minded…
It has not any type of signs of open minded…



IT'S JUST A FUCKING FOOLISH DECISION…
EVIDENCE
- BIBLE
- EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE
OR
- THREATS

ARE NOT FUCKING EVIDENCE



WHAT THEY NEED TO DO
THEIST TO START THINKING AND RETHINKING WHAT THEY ARE SAYING…
BECAUSE EVIDENCE WHICH THEIR GIVING AND WHAT THEIR SAYING IS IMPOSSIBLE



Lepricorns - DO NOT EXIST
Tooth Fairies - DO NOT EXIST
Unicorns - DO NOT EXIST
Santa Claus - DO NOT EXIST
Boogey Man - DOES NOT EXIST



BUT SOMEHOW
GOD…
JESUS EXIST AND THEY ONLY CONTRIBUTE TO GOOD?
AND HUMANS ARE ALL EVIL?
WHAT TYPE OF HORSE XYZ SHIT IS THIS?

сряда, 12 февруари 2020 г.

Review: The Foreigner

The Foreigner The Foreigner by Stephen Leather
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Oh gosh... I am into action... this was a fun plot to follow... I had a great ride... around.

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Review: Never Mind

Never Mind Never Mind by Edward St. Aubyn
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 5, 2019 –
100.0%
December 5, 2019 –
70.0% "I like the idea... I like the way it's presented"
December 5, 2019 –
70.0% "46:24"
December 5, 2019 – Shelved
December 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: The Hanging Garden

The Hanging Garden The Hanging Garden by Ian Rankin
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"December 5, 2019 –
100.0%
December 5, 2019 –
50.0% "Guess... What this book is not wase of time!"
December 5, 2019 – Shelved
December 5, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be

It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be by Paul Arden
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Not Really getting to any points... or sticking points


Just fetching and going like a spineless goose around the playground.

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Review: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

"December 4, 2019 –
100.0% "I like the way it ends!
...
Great Advice
Saying truth about truth"
December 4, 2019 –
100.0%
December 4, 2019 –
90.0% "7:01:55"
December 3, 2019 – page 208
70.51%
December 3, 2019 – page 188
63.73% "George Carlin is killing it... great thoughts... great advice... I always enjoys works like this one."
December 3, 2019 – page 188
63.73% "6:25:11"
December 3, 2019 – page 188
63.73% "5:35:00"
November 29, 2019 – page 188
63.73%
November 29, 2019 – page 164
55.59% "5:33:00"
November 29, 2019 – Shelved as: audiobooks
November 29, 2019 – page 164
55.59% "Great book... great story... I am right now surfing on the audiobook."
November 29, 2019 – page 164
55.59% "5:15:40"
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "I have checked out all his comedy specials and looking forward for any extra materials!"
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "It's a great story... what the world needs it's more people like George Carlin... fun story... and I am totally glad that I have chance to be around this work."
November 29, 2019 –
60.0% "4:46:16"
November 26, 2019 –
50.0% "4:14:00"
November 22, 2019 –
35.0% "3:12:00"
November 22, 2019 –
35.0%
November 14, 2019 –
15.0%
November 14, 2019 – 0.0% "Moving on guys
1:25:00"
April 9, 2019 – Shelved as: comedy
April 9, 2019 – page 25
8.47%
April 7, 2019 – page 17
5.76%
April 7, 2019 – page 17
5.76% "Some of the stories have been heard on comedy specials... but still George Carlin is not a typical comedian here is more than that..."
April 7, 2019 – Shelved
April 7, 2019 – Started Reading"

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Review: Wayne Dyer: Wayne Dyer Best Quotes and Greatest Life Lessons

Wayne Dyer: Wayne Dyer Best Quotes and Greatest Life Lessons Wayne Dyer: Wayne Dyer Best Quotes and Greatest Life Lessons by Karen Harris
My rating: 4 of 5 stars



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