неделя, 30 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Real

By DeYtH Banger

Life is collection of bits of shit…


SODONOMY OF LIES AND HATRED

CONSTANT REMOVAL



Slur BIATCHES gay is a collection of nation which MASS navigated of always sponsoring  girls.


I call this burn off piece of shit…


CONSTANT FUCKING CONSTANT BLAME CYCLE… ALWAYS MY FAULTS… MY MISTAKES… MY FLAWS… AND LIFE CONTINUES… THAT'S SURE… MY MISERY DOESN'T REALLY MATTER…


I am going to die..  to be miserable as fuck and no need for suicide… my  jokes have created very expensive bond in life.

People are example of overtake BIATCHES in our language it means they give you compliment dope so to make themselves feel better… IT'S LIKE DOUBLE DRUG OVERDROSE


Sadness… depression… and over taken moments…


SO HEY MOTHER FUCKER… L8FE CONTINUES…  WITH OR WITHOUT YOU…

PROMISES AND LIES… OVERTAKEN PRECIOUS MOMENTS



Depreviation and death… and now… the big now moment makes you to ask yourself the question

"What will happen If I help you?"

- I have got friends
-  I am in relationship
- I am funny
- I got PLENY fun with or without you
- And etc


Our friendship
…. Won't  improve anything…


MY JOKES MAKE ME PATHETIC IN OTHER PEOPE EYES



SADNESS… EXPRESSION OF NARROW BEHAVIOR


EVALUATION AND DEPRIVED FROM LIFE

събота, 29 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Beck Up

By DeYtH Banger



I feel you… I understand you… no need for to start rolling with dick and playing with it… Just need for that.


ALL PEOPLE HERE ARE SOME KINDA DEPRESS FUCKS… WHO ARE FUCKED UP… PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE TALENT BUT THEIR FUCKING PARENTS ARE IGNORANT… I GOT A TALENT…

WHILE I BANG A CHICK… I CONSUME FOOD… THE WHOLE PROCESS TIRES ME Up




So the thing is that one-legend person knows the most east way out and people without teeth… know how to have fun and people with few teeths know the best drugs.

AND LIFE IS LIKE THAT CONSTANT CONCLUSIONS


It's difficult always to consume data, when we live a worod of distraction… of constant distraction.. . It's not really healthy but it happens.


BABIES… ANPTHER EXAMPLE OF SLENDER ROASTED FUCKERS


Nothing is wrong with rage, anger and plenty books going hand in hand. It's comedy the show continues… filtering jokes… like a crazy fucker… trying to do something in life… wanting more from life?

HERE IS LESSON… YOU CAN'T SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN… ONE SIT HAS LEFT ON FLOOR C-3 AND I AM ALONE


It doesn't label like good shit… when you tell to your abuser your social status and even LIEING or being honest is an example of CALLING BULLSHIT.
Just face it… that's life… remove your pants


AND MASTURBATE… MASTURBATE… AT LEAST IN LIFE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING… PUT THIS ANGER INSIDE YOUR PUSSY… PUSSY… PUT IT INSIDE YOUR DICK… YOU SICK FUCK

AND YEAH BOTTOMS UP



Fuzy reading… dizzy life and life goes on… it doesn't matter as for

DID WE CREATED LABEL OR NOT!?

OKAY… YOU ARE OKAY NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH COMMENTS


Then the God Damn sick BASTARD comming coming out nothing really to tell simple daily routines.. . Useless talk PLENY money in his pocket!


WHY THA FACK FACE YOU AIN'T ANSWERING?
WHY?
WHY?


ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS?
DID WE GO OVERALL THAN EVER?
CAN'T I STAY HOME INTO MY MISERY?
I LIKE BOOKS… I LIKE FILMS



Here is one story… I am miserable person… nothing positive I see in living and this here story is an example of no "Happy End"… I mean… I mean… I just mean… What am I supposed to do in such double sided world?


Can I do something?
Can I say something?


Miserable and Smart as fuck

I deny all accusation!?

петък, 28 септември 2018 г.

Promizes

By DeYtH Banger

Promises,
Blood sick drinks falsified… and lies
Up to the top.


Really, really the whole thing bottoms up,
It's a topic… no need to stare it…
Cockroaches… cockroaches roasted…
Roasted…. Fuckers.


Lies and lies…
Like a deadly sin… without any type of escape,
And wake up … wake up… you promised fucker.


Yeah… yeah… it hurts…
It's cold… like a cold BLOODED KILLER day.


I am at least honest,
No fake signals
No lies
No hatred

I am your best friend…
We are going to have fun…







Hate it
Eat it
Taste it

сряда, 26 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Gick Up

By DeYtH Banger


Lack of waiting… lack of presence..  Lack of sleep.


IT'S JUST NEW FORMULA OF HOW YOU NEED TO LIVE… THAT'S HOW PEOPLE NOWADAYS LIVE… PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP… THEY ARE IGNORANT OF DETAILS… THEIR IGNORANT OF PROBLEMS.


They are fucking ignorant and in the same time they live… a life… I am not trying to be a screw up guy… I am just honest…. I facing pledge of honesty.


SO BYE TO ALL PIECE OF SHITS… BAGS OF SHITS WHO DO AS WORK LIEING AND LIEING


I at least did something!

So here is what happening abusive relationships are on the strike… on rampage… Looking how a girl creates damage into a male human and how male on female… this action is a constant cycle.


While we observe that just face it.. . People open their mouth typically males and they put next their open mouth a fist…


OH GOD… OH GOD…

OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKS…


YOU SICK VAGINAL FUCKERS


WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE TRYING TO EXPRESS?…

You want a cock?
You want to show which direction you have choose n in life?





LET'S GO OVERALL


People always trying to impress someone by using social media.. . Facebook, Instagram, Twitter all types of media which gives you a chance to express yourself.


REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

Genius inside and fucked up… screw up kid outside… just do you feel me? This here is the constant abbreviation.. . Of humanity.


SO TODAY AND YESTERDAY I WAS LOOKING AT DICKS… I WAS TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM CALL "GAYS"… I MEAN… I WANT TO GET THE IDEA OF HOW THA FACK MALE PERSON GETS THOSE DAMAGED FANTASIES?


I MEAN WHAT IS IT THE PEOBLEM?

HIS DADDY HAD ISSUES?
HIS MOMMY WAS DAY WHORE… NIGH TIME LESBIAN?
HIS FATHER HAD SEX WITH DRUGS?
HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED?
HE WATCHED TOO MUCH PORN… AND KIBDA GOT ADDICTED TO PLAYING WITH HIS COCK… AND THIS BIG BOY… THIS SHITTY FUCK… JUST DIDN'T HAD IT ENOUGH… HE WANTED MORE… LIKE TWO COCKS DOING THE SAME SHIT..

….


AND AS A MAN OF PATIENCE HE JUST WANTED TO TASTE SOME SYROP…  AND WHY NOT TO GET IN TIME OF 5 MINUTES 2 ALMOST HALF OF CUP OF WHITE SYRUP?…


It's still disgusting the whole thing… to want to do friendly fire aka sucking a dick… nothing horny about that… dick like all others… PLENY of blood vessels… mushroom on the head and some kinda pipe with two balls and this SHITTY aka junkie produces… "Piss" and "Cum"…

DID GOD WANTED TO TEST MALES?… IF NOT DOES REALLY GOD EXIST… BECAUSE BIBLE SAYS THAT THIS ROAD IS SINFUL…


But it's not their problem… it's God's Glitch… I mean God made a mistake… probably he wasn't sure what to create male or female human so… he created male while thinking about female…


AND THAT'S HOW GAY PEOPLE EXIST… THIS GOD IS VERY SLOPPY FUCKER


It bothers me the thought of what happens with male body … doesn't it make you less euphoric and more likely to lose a boner?

I empathize to the female nation… I am not sure how they even are interested having to do with a stinky fuck something…

THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF FUCKING… AND ORAL LOVE AND SUCKING FEET… FOOTJOB… HAND JOB.. . ALL OF KINDS OF TRICKS OF A DISGUSTING FUCKER…


I was reading a book about the dick.. . That it has a gagging mechanism while we go for a deep throat…





I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY…

LESS CLOSURE
LITTLE DISTANCES
AND LESS SPERM

вторник, 25 септември 2018 г.

Review: Как да манипулираме хората

Как да манипулираме хората Как да манипулираме хората by Игорь Зорин
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

"September 13, 2018 – page 55
26.7% "Doesn't mean that I am not interested... I just don't like... the whole concept of this book... it's somehow sounds like mad idea.e"
September 13, 2018 – page 55
26.7% "This is fucked up... so in other words what this author is saying that everything which has happen and it's going to happen is from the circle of manipulation.

Manipulation = Chat = Talking"
August 15, 2018 – page 51
24.76%
August 13, 2018 – page 44
21.36%
August 13, 2018 – page 40
19.42%
August 13, 2018 – Shelved
August 13, 2018 – Started Reading"

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понеделник, 24 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Bitch

By DeYtH Banger


Comedy on bits is a real bitch.


ISN'T IT STRANGE PEOPLE "LIKE" BAD AND DISGUSTING THINGS AND IN THE END THEY SAY "YOU DON'T FEEL ME.."…!??


OKAY! ARE YOU SOME KINDA WHITE NIGGA… FULL WITH BAG OF SHIT?


Look it from this side most people living on this planet right now are ignorant…


FUCKING GOD DAMN IGNORANTS


FUCKING IGNORANTS


I don't see or express myself in ignorant way… what I do to get somewhere I study plenty of POV's then I come out with few friends… and I start telling them stories around what I have learn.


BY DOING DIFFERENT TYPE OF PROCESS… I CLEAN UP MY JOKES… I FIX THEM… I CHANGE THEM… I UPDATE THEM…







Under ignorant fucks the people who get there are people who tell the same stories over and over… probably because once they have been accepted and their self-esteem is based mainly from this stories and in the same time… the same fucks are going to the same… place.



ISN'T IT SOME KINDA MADNESS????

THIS WHOLE THING?

I ACCEPT OPEN MINDED PEOPLE… I LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MINDS ON THEIR HEAD TO THINK… THIS HERE NATION DOESN'T NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS!


Yesterday one guy was playing with his hairy legs… I am not a homophobic person… but this thing doing while staring a cute girl is so fucked up and conjured up… I just don't have words. I asked a girl for a location… and she was smiling while saying the location…



THERE ARE SOME FUCKS WHO DON'T GET JOKES… MAINLY BECAUSE OF LACK OF SLEEP… BUT OTHERS GET THEM AND HAVE PLENY OF FUN…




I SOUND LIKE A BITCH WHICH BRAGS ABOUT EVERYTHING… BUT YOU DON'T GET COMEDY … YOU JUST DON'T GET IT… COMEDY IS FOR OPEN MINDED PEOPLE… IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL MAKING A JOKE.


Most comedians skip such topics like this one… but I am going to tell you… absorb and absorb PLENY of material… you go out and start looking others people do and you make it into a joke.



VAGINAL FUCKER…

GOD DAMN SICK FUCK




This is what the stupid people say when they get without words.

Being observant and knowing stuff is today's joker!




Comedy: Talent

By DeYtH Banger


Got, God, God… gave me talent… you don't have talent…

MILLION THOUGHTS SPINNING IN MY HEAD… PLENY OF DATA MY EYES SEEING AND MY MIND GOING THROUGH. .

If you were ordinary man like me… you were going to dooze of wanting to die… Probably I am not ordinary …


PLENY… FUCKING PLENY AVERAGE PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY… FROM DIFFERENT CAUSES…


I am sure my name is not on that list…


I have got a talent… based upon patience… being patient and even some fucked up kids.. . From fucked up town… Wanting me to be their clown…


ALWAYS WE ARE ADS ON WHICH IS WRITTE N STUFF LIKE CIGARS KILLS… PHONES KILL… BUT IT REALLY NOTHING HAPPENS FROM THIS ADVERTISEMENT YOU NEED A WORD… I NEED A SOLDOM OF EXORESSION.


I CALL WORLD A PATIENT FUCK.. . I WAS ONCE AND TWICE PATIENT..  NOTHING REALLY HAPPEN….

PEOPLE WANT YOU TO FACE PATIENCE… BUT LET'S BE HONEST WE DON'T NEED IT.



..THEY… … OH FUCK THEY…


WANT ME TO be their fucking show man… but it takes too much energy and after all… It doesn't suprise ME that some ordinary fucks use SUBSTANCES to get into life… as for me… I don't need that…


I GONNA GET READY TO FACE GOD… IN IT'S TRUE COLOUR…


I am not screaming… nothing fucked up about me is out… I am not sick fuck… I am not a guy with anger issues… I am not person who wants to be center.



I AM A SECONDERY MAN…


петък, 21 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Presence

By DeYtH Banger

I am getting material… I just need stuff for my next jokes…


MY JOKES ARE INTELIGENT ONES… NOT ONE OF THOSE JOKES WHICH PEOPLE CREATE AND SOUND DESPARE AS FUCK.


My jokes aren't desparare.. . Their expression of anger, mad, ludicrousity, shame, anxiety and depression… My jokes are brutal as fuck because I put this in action.


SO DEAR ACTION FUCKS WHAT GENDER, GENDER, IS YOUR FUCKING GOD?


I mean really.. what gender is… why male?… Too dominant… and how female… if it was female up there It was going to ve thunder brag about bitch. I am honest… I clarity in life…


NO ENDS ARE GOOD LIFE ENDS UP IN… YOU GOING IN BED AND IN THE NEXT DAY CONTINUING WITH YOUR ROUTINE… THAT'S HOW I SEE LIFE… IT'S A CONSTANT CYCLE OF MASS MANIPULATION.


In the end of day we gonna forget about me and those all other fucks.. . Every story from written is going to go in the past… Like a walk.


SO LISTEN FUCK.. AND SHUT UP… THIS TO ALL YOU FUCKING HECKLERS… WHO DON'T HAVE OTHER JOB THAN TO PAY MONEY TO SEE A COMIC AND FUCK HIM FOR REAL…


It's great in life exist loud fucks.. . This people who have taken life too serious… people who have been on drugs and the old generation….


I FEEL SICK AS FUCK… I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT'S THE HALF OF ALL PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY.


Is a waste of time?

Is it waste of time… that people to have opinion to be honest and go somewhere in life need drugs?



AND WHY THIS FAME SHITTY VERSION OF THE WHOLE NATION … HAVE SECURITY?


Yeah… yeah… Great you found that I exist. . With no present voice in this whole image… no narrator and presence of me… you feel every disgusting thought about yourself…


You want me… you want me to help you…


BUT SORRY…
MY LIFE ISN'T GOING ANY OTHER WAY BETTER… NO NEED FOR COMPASSION

Comedy: Expect

By DeYtH Banger


When I was born.... I thought that everything which is happening in my life is going to make socily good in life.


BUT IN END LIKE A VAGUE VAGINAL IDIOT… I WAS DAMN WRONG… I JUST GOT EXPECTATIONS WHICH WERE NOTHING DOING WITH REALITY.


Okay… I expect cold… that's why I feel cold… pleasure and thoughts basically come from massive conclusion.


So what you know from and about life is from massive attacks of conclusions.


I FEEL PAIN GAINING MY BODY… I FEEL HATRED… AND I FEEL WORTHLESS… LET'S FACE IT NOTHING FUN ABOUT THIS!


Are this people really my friends?… Is some kinda fucker trying to fuck with me… it just too much stuff are happening…


LIFE CONTINUES YOU SICK BASTARD… SLICK AND THIN BITCH… LIFE A COLD BLOODED KILLER... IT KILLS DREAMS WHEN THEY FACE REALITY.


I am not wrong and I am not going the wrong direction… I am doing the same act but this times massive conclusions upon massive conclusions…


THE CONCEPT WHICH I AM TALKING HERE IS SICK AS FUCK…


When I am honest.. I am brutally honest… I drain their energy .. probably that's why I don't have money and some kinda angry self-hatred nigga is trying manipulate me… but why?


Now promising me that he is going to pay about my food and drinks but in the end wanting me to buy him stuff?



YOU SICK CON FUCK…

I AM CONMAN I WON'T LIE ABOUT THAT… BUT THIS NIGGA NIGGA IS CON FUCK


This story goes like… if you start taking me seriously… nothing good from life is going to happen… nor for me or u.



LOOK I AM HONEST… I HAVE THE GUTS TO BE HONEST AND EXPRESS MY OPINION through JOKES… MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THOSE KINDA OF GUTS…


AND YEAH SORRY FOR THE WORD… I JUST DON'T MASS USE IT… YOU SLICK.. THIN FUCK



Look in life I was expecting self-improvement… not to be a wanky fuck and yanking my mother for box of chocolate. But life has it's own way of expressing things.. . It's like an endless circle of rape…


I MEAN PEOPLE ARE MEAN AND GOT FAITH WHICH BY ALL RULES IN COURT IS AN OPINION… AS BILL MAHER SAID… IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT "MY OPINION HAS LESS VALUE THAN YOURS."


Comedy is the thing which I breath and get as a dope.


WHINNY TWAG,
FAG.. .




четвъртък, 20 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Bullshit (Part 2)

by DeYtH Banger



It's not going to be long ride... neither a soft porn which you gonna watch in front of the TV... just shut the fuck up... and let's continue the whole story.





People just continue to fuck and fuck with others... useless conversation, useless... chats and talking... they spend too much energy to shitty stuff.


FUCK YOU AND FUCK THEM... FUCK YOU FUCKING GROWN UP FAGGOT


I hate faggots mainly because the whole process which they go is too disgusting to wanna have something with them. I hate chemistry... because it's a science in whcih people fuck with different type of elements... that's when public mutation and maladaptive stuff come from.



LOOOK YOU DEADLY FAGGOT... I AM NOT SERIOUS... I DON'T NEED TO BE SERIOUS... NOBODY LIKES ME... NOBODY NEEDS TO LIKE ME... I JUST WENT THERE AND PUT IT ON THE EXTREME.... I JUST DIDN'T HAD ENOUGH SLEEP IN MY POCKET.... + I DIDN'T GOT ENOUGH MONEY TO SHUT MY MOUTH AND YES... YES FUCKING YESS... I WENT VIRAL... I WENT FUCKING VIRAL WITH MY JOKES... THEY OFFEND ME... AND THEN I RETURN THE FAVOUR BY "IT'S MY TURN"....


I think there is something fucked up about thsi whole thing that "he is going to call me"... it sounds more likely "Nope... I ain't calling you... I just want to skip the whole conversation and go to the point of ... "Bye""



People play as dumb shit... playing sloppy with mob gangsters and in the end what?
Hoooodie!

...

I don't want to fuck with the goverment... I am not smart enough... I don't deny or approve anything... comedy should continue rolling.

Comedy: Bullshit

by DeYtH Banger


I just hate people... not gay nations or nationalism or lesbian couples or kids... I just hate people... people just want more and more and more like a brag out bitch and in the end they just want everything to be over.


GODLESS... NON PRODUCTIVE FUCKERS... WHERE THA FUCK ARE YOU GOING?


WHERE THE FUCK ARE GOING?


It's not comedy... it's more likely a irony... what we need a pull up show... which makes you think that  getting up in the morning early as 4:00 am is good as getting in 2:00....


UUUUUUU USELESSS FUCK... DON'T YOU STUDY SLEEP PATTERNS AND HOW IN LIFE YOU SHOULD MOVE.... YEAH I AM DEAD AS FUCK?... SO WHAT?


My favourite shows are those in which people fuck with others... no mean thing about this whole  thing... it's just getting around public pressure.... there is plenty of this shit and we just need to get over it.

When you are not famous like those black mother fuckers and also....


HE MENTALLY FUCKS ME UP... FUCKING MENTALLY... I AM NOT TRYING TO BE A SOB OFF NIGGA OR SOB OF WITTY FUCK...




Comedy: Hate OFF

 by DeYtH Banger




People hate me... it's not everything about opinion and misery... I kinda just can't collect my thoughts.


THE FUCKERS WERE LAUGHING AND LAUGHING... AND LAUGHING


Look guys I am not trying to be a pragmatic fucker or even a pageants. So look it from this aspect Jordan Peterson says:

"The Devil is in the details…"

And as I say:

"The moment you take me serious… god is going to make sure fuck you mentally and physically."


GODLESS FUCKERS… TRY TO MOVE… YOU CAN'T T MOVE




I like the game of me getting offended…


SO YEAH TO HARSH YOU FUCKING MOB GANGSTER

Let's organize just get it… I gonna get in levels in which you put me… so if something happens it's your fault.




понеделник, 17 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Soze Of

By DeYtH Banger

What to say next? Is the big question… because every next thing needs a back up… starting a conversation with that over there cute lesbian girl or even starting a conversation with normal girls…

FUCK OFF… SNOOZE OF YOU SLUT FUCKER… COME IN AND GET IT!



It went pretty well… happy face fuck so far… I am not sure about what to do with the quotes which I am wearing… shoes… socks… T-Shirts and list goes on and on… and I just don't have money about this whole shit.


LIFE IS A CHEAP FUCK… YOU EITHER GET A CHIP IN LIFE OR THE CASHIER… FUCKS YOU IN THE END REALLY… REALLY FUCKING BAD… THIS ISN'T A LIST OF JOKES WHICH IN THE END YOU JUST SNOOZE OFF.

I am not sure about what direction to go… pleasure and women brain… Time goes fast and fast… We are patient as fuck in the end the repeat fuckscare coming… and this people are doing what… I am doing… Okay… I just don't get life !… Why we get double fucked by normal group of girls… was all the laugh expression fake as hell.


LIFE IS A REQUEST.



YOU EITHER GET ACCEPTED OR JUST IGNORED… MOST CASES "SEEN".



I am not trying to go with expensive jokes… or with the cheapest… we on a budget that's the whole the story.


THEY DON'T KNOW… THEY JUST DON'T KNOW… THAT'S WHAT REALLY BOTHER PLENTY OF MINDS. I AM NOT SURE AS FOR DID I PUT SOMEBODY IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, JUST NOT SURE…

SO SIR… GO AND REPEAT ALL STUFF… THE MORE YOU REPEAT THE BETTER POSITION IN LIFE YOU GET… AND DOES CINEMA PAY GOOD MONEY FOR ALL THIS MOVIE SHIT?

Comedy: Bozong Of BOTHER

By DeYtH Banger



On the record… I hate my mom… I just don't like it.. org has nothing to do with her fuck buddies… uhh.. . Uhh… I just said it.

SOOOOO BOOOOZE OF BIATCH HUNTER


Life continues… it doesn't matter where you put the line… everybody is trying to send messages around the world… that he or she exists… but come on you fucks not everyone can be on the spotlight.



I AIN'T FUCKING… BUT PEOPLE LIKE DRUGS..LIKE ALCOHOL…. AND THOSE HERE ARE THE SUBSTANCES WHICH THEY USE TO SUPRESS PLENTY OF THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE.



They did said "Where is that "Guy Name""… They say that because they don't anything from that guy… he is silent… and listening… living around the shadows and corners… in the end… I am that person… not really proud about this shit… because I am constantly changing topics… from one to another.



I AM FAST AND FATTEST FUCK EVER!

It's a test… so we can assume it's test lie… I am not sure as for people.. . Are they going to buy this book… suppression and stress… reality and truth… should I be rude?

I am not trying to fuck around… brainwash people or to manipulate people we all get our roles in life.


IT'S SAD THAT IN THE END YOU FIND THAT SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT… PRETTY SHORT THE WHOLE MESSAGE… THE HAPPY FACED BIATCH… DENY MY REQUEST AND AM I CREEP?


I am not trying to be a slip nigga SLUT.. .or shit… I am just trying to go throw life without snaps… most things which I do in life I don't do them on purpose…


SILENCE… SILENCE YOU FUCKS… SILENCE… I KNOW IT GETS BORING BUT WHAT IF EVERY MINUTE A NEW VICTIM GETS SLASHED… ONCE… TWICE AND TRIPPLE DONE…



It really bothers me… eating my sandwich… and founding an dead animal on the road… to be more exact… a dead cat…





It's fucked up!

Comedy: Why as Lie?

By DeYtH Banger



I hate males… I hate their smell when they get sweaty… I hate their opinions and this stinky bench of meat in their pants… I am not a gay to be honest here… I have seen cocks… PLENY on the porn sides and mine… it makes a bunch of them.


AND TODAY I WENT LIKE "HE IS A MASS MURDERER"… "KILLING SPREE"… "MASS RAPIST"…



I got it wrong… I just didn't gave a thought… he got it wrong… It just went in this direction.


"Money going seperate places… not having fun is part of life."


The moment you take life serious in all levels you are mind fucked and "Where is that fucker?"

I am not trying to be funny it's already overblown persona… Probably far with being honest… I won't get… He said he had an "Ex Girlfriend here…" Okay what now?



I am not sure about words…



HE IS WHOM TRANSLATES FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS…



I went in total moment in life… just eating and living… life is boredom of freedom of expression.



I JUST DON'T GET IT WHY TWO FUCKS GET CHANCE TO GET BETTER LIFE AND ME… I STAY HERE LIKE A JUNKIE WHO DESPARATE NEEDS MONEY SO ALL ROPES ARE IN MY HANDS…

събота, 15 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Me After A While

By DeYtH Banger

I hate myself to be honest, I know the way now I am going in life could be whole other level 100%.. better… The Way which I have choose n is just mind FUCK.


SPRITZ FUCKS, PRICKS AND TO ALL HATERS.


I am not really sure… what class should I take… is it enough as for what I know and why people buffer information… and in the end they become data "junkies"….


All people think that they are going and need to do something with their life…


WHATTTS THE FUCKING PROBLEM OF NOT INVITING ME?


THEN… EVEN PEOPLE BEING INTO CONFLICT RANGE + ANGER… + HATRED AND WHY PEOPLE JUST DON'T COME ALONG AND INVITE ME?





Buuz, snooze hatred… killing ain't gonna stop… people won't stop bitching… and the list continues and continues… we all trying to be fresh or that's what my mom said to relief my anger on the other way said… to stop my anger.


SO SLICK… SICK SLIM BITCHES… THIS IS HOW MY LIFE IS GOING FUCKED UP PEOPLE CREATE PARANOIA IN ME… THEN COMES A CRAZY SLIT FUCK… STARTING TO FUCK WITH MY LIFE… THEN THE BULLSHITTER… WHO BULLSHIT YOU ALL AND NOW LIFE IS GOING LIKE A BOOK… I JUST FINISHED A BOOK ABOUT MANIPULATIOM AND IT MADE ME THINK EACH CONVERSATION HAS A GOAL TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE.

SO MY ADVICE TO ALL PUPPETS IS JUST STOP ANSWERING MESSAGES… JUST STOP… JUST FUCKING STOP… ONXE STOP THE MOTHER FUCKER AKA THE MANIPULATOR DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN HAND HANDY TO MIND FUCK YOU.


All people make and create promises.
. Bullshiters come and you see them as friends… but they ain't your friends…. They say and agree with you… they help you to clean up harsh stuff… but they ain't got your privillige back or head…


People hate me… because I got talent and they don't


SLICK AND SLICE A DONG… SHOUT ALOUD MOTHERFUCKER AND AS LAST SCREAM WITH YOUR MAX LEVELS OF VOICE TONALITY "I AM A MASS MANIPULATOR…"…



четвъртък, 13 септември 2018 г.

Oh It Happen... DAE

by DeYtH Banger



I hate people who promises... I will cut now the comedy thing and the fun thing
and let's go and cut the rope and go in action.


KILL A CHARACTER
KILL ME
STROKE A COCK



I hate the whole concept of people making and creating promises...
I gonna buy you some stuff,
I am going to fix stuff...



KILL A CHARACTER
KILL ME
STROKE A COCK


Yeah it happen first at age 11 then it went viral...
the feeling was great and being lonely... just makes you
to go viral on stuff... my biggest addiction was jerking off in 3 in row... I don't know
about you... but after this shit I was like a drug dealer... going around
and mind SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE...


KILL A CHARACTER
KILL ME
STROKE A COCK


Is it possible to remove all faggots... by removing their dicks... then go to the trannies gun up to the head
and the stories... goes... the old fucks loses their legs
and the baybes are without faces...




KILL A CHARACTER
KILL ME
STROKE A COCK



I was throwing a rape joke... another one and another one people were laughing...
... and laughing but let's go to the real point of this story.




KILL A CHARACTER
KILL ME
STROKE A COCK




People are fucked up... If I am around them don't think it's something not normal... it's normal to see people around me who are laughing about killing, rape, victim, gang rape, blowjob... oh god and topics are into many varities... 


AS FOR ME I LIKE TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE'S FANTASIES TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT... AND EVEN TO GO AS FAR AS TO MAKE THEM INSANE AND MAKE THEM IN THE END LAUGH...

Comedy: So Then?

by DeYtH Banger

They promised to call me... no further calls I am getting from this agency... I was soldier... back the past.... back in old days... but let's face it I am fucking liar and the whole thing is manipulation.



OHHHHHHHHHHH, GOD... I WAS GOING TO CONTINUE READING THE BOOK ABOUT MANIPULATION... UNTIL EVERYTHING FACED REALITY... THE WAY EVERYTHING IS SAID IT MAKES ME FEEL TO THINK THAT EVERY CHAT OR TALK IS A TYPICAL FORM OF MANIPULATION... unconscious, conscious IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER... IT'S HAPPENING... AND IT'S GOING INTO ACTION.


So when people start to hate  you and start getting jealous, envious... that's the moment when they start to screw up data for fucking sake.... "he was with a girl".... "he is a prisoner..." rummors are spreading around like disease. What people are supposed to do with shit like this?



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GOD MY MOM NEVER DID TELL ME THAT MY LIFE IS GOING TO END UP IN MANIPULATION AND LIES ... BEHIND BACKS OF SUCH SHIT.

PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK
PRICK, BRICK


I just can't call them or her... I am worried... I am not feeling great... it's not really worth the patience and what am I doing?... what should i do?... I am not stable, I am shaking... I am upset, worried... it's more fucked up than ever you think.


So genius people fart,
dumb people don't think,
and what's so funny about this whole concept?



I am fucking depressed in straight level of anxiety I am experiencing... I can't call or tell somebody... because I am worried aobut not ruining their... day... it's not my favourite thing which I like to do... I don't want to ruin people's days..



NOPE I AM NOT SURE WHERE I AM HERE... IN THIS BOOK... NOPE AND AS FOR THAT AND FOR THAT AND FOR THAT... OH I GOT IT HERE... NAAH... I AM NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN READING... READING BY ITSELF IS MASSIVE WASTE OF TIME.

Review: How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Good Communication

How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Good Communication How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Good Communication by Larry King
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

"September 10, 2018 – page 200
90.91%
September 10, 2018 – page 185
84.09%
September 10, 2018 – page 167
75.91% "The people who are going to survive in this world in which we all live are the good story tellers."
September 10, 2018 – page 167
75.91%
September 10, 2018 – page 146
66.36% "Nothing... really happening... just WASTE OF TIME... i GONNA SKIP FEW PAGES... to see what next is going to happen!"
September 10, 2018 – page 133
60.45% "It's important how you show what to say...

..."
September 10, 2018 – page 126
57.27% "I put this book as overall introducing into "How to talk to everyone..."

- SOme of the stuff ain't go to a practical road!"
August 15, 2018 – page 118
53.64% "Not really my thing... but still here there is a place to go and in the book

"Oooooh . . . Say It Again"... there wasn't any fucking way... or where to go...
...

It's just too direct in the book by Alan Roger Currie... here in the book by Larry King it shows some strings and ways which most people ignore."
July 18, 2018 – page 118
53.64% "In discussion there are strict rules."
July 18, 2018 – page 108
49.09%
July 17, 2018 – page 102
46.36%
July 17, 2018 – page 94
42.73% "In a communication there are "Nothing Words"... words which mean nothing and empty

...


Like

"Whatever"
"Basically"
"Hopefully""
July 17, 2018 – page 98
44.55% "No More cliches...

...


"Basically Open"
"Basically Closed""
July 15, 2018 – page 94
42.73%
June 25, 2018 – page 87
39.55%
June 25, 2018 – page 76
34.55%
June 25, 2018 – page 66
30.0%
June 7, 2018 – page 61
27.73%
June 7, 2018 – page 58
26.36% "And there is a whole secret about "How to do it!?"... but lets leave the lame shit aside and go for it..."
June 6, 2018 – page 49
22.27%
August 30, 2017 – page 47
21.36% "Listening
Eye Contact"
June 11, 2017 – page 33
15.0% "Learn to talk with the special help of Larry King."
June 11, 2017 – Shelved
June 11, 2017 – Started Reading"

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сряда, 12 септември 2018 г.

Comedy: Jester

By DeYtH Banger


Yup… yap.. .yap.. .this is not my real name… DeYtH… but  this doesn't mean that I am going to kill the character which I created.


CONFUSED AS FUCK… CRAZY GUCCI MOTHER FUCKER…


You could go deeper and spend your next few months in searching… who I am… what I am doing… what next I am planing and so on and so on.. .. probably I am not a cyber God or cyber security specialist.


YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING PRICK… GO FOR THE FUCKING BLOW… I AM NOT GREATFUL… I WON'T GIVE RESPECT TO YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN STANDING ON THIS PLANET… I AM AN ACTOR… DON'T THINK I AM GOING TO USE ENVIROMENT BATHROOM.



MONK IS OVER… I MEAN I FINISHED THE TV SERIES… NOW I AM KINDA FUCKED… MAINLY BECAUSE NOT SURE WHAT NEXT TO FINISH AND HOW THIS FUCKING HOLE TO GET FULFILLED?


SO I AM KINDA OF LOONER,
GOT DISSAPOINTED SEVERAL TIMES,
WENT OUT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF PROGRESS AND PEOPLE LAUGHING ME LIKE I AM STAGE CLOWN…


I am kinda fucked… mainly because I never had a chance to solve the riddles which I was getting from life, not sure about context or content. But being mentally fucked is the same position as getting physically fucked.


Books have been for me never enough… one more won't be bad idea…



Repeation,
Repeat,
That's what I most hate in life!

Comedy: Gender

By DeYtH Banger


I HATE Bulgarian people, I HATE their language… their alphabet and their people… from their community. I am not trying to be self-hatred… self-selfish or angry guy.


BUT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS… DON'T GET MY POINT.. I AM TRYING TO EXPRESS MY OPINION.. AND LET'S CUT THE DEAL ONCE AND FOR ALL.


Shemale or male?.. Female or boy?… Or a girl?

The whole concept is shady, let's go on…


HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOGNISE A GIRL WITH A LONG HAIR VS GUY WITH LONG HAIR… WHAT TYPE OF NATURAL SELECTION IS THIS?





THIS IS FUCKING MUTATION… ONCE THIS HAS HAPPEN DOES IT MEAN OUR VIEW OF SEX SHOULD CHANGE?


I even saw a girl or a female not sure about this with short hair…

COME ON… COME ON… THIS NATION IS GETTING CRAZIER THAN EVER… LOSING PHONES AND GETTING UPSET AND LITTLE BIT WORRIED IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF HELL.


NOWADAYS I AM NOT SURE ON WHAT SHOULD I HAVE HARD COCK ON WHAT NOT… IT JUST HARD…


People say life is simple… but this is nothing compared to what's happening the previous 20-30 years on this planet.

Comedy: Society

by DeYtH Banger


People with ideas rule the world... people with opinions die underground or on the stage but if they get too far don't think somebody is going to tap you and say "Bravo... bravo..."... most likely you gonna get some wrong pills and die from drug overdose.


THE WORLD IS GETTING COMPLEX... IT'S NOT EVERYTHING ABOUT MASTURBATING.


Everyone nowadays have an opinon, but the future is going to be like  people without opinions the more and the more generations get brought to this world the more dumber they get. 


NOWADAYS OUT THERE... THERE SOME SICK FUCKS WHO CAN'T HOLD ANYMORE WITH DRUGS AND THE TRUTH AND GO TO SERIAL KILLING AND MASS MURDERING... IT'S NOT ME THE PROBLEM, IT'S NOT YOU... JUST ONE MOMENT IN LIFE YOU SAY "ENOUGH"... AND YOU GO INTO KILLING.


So most people supress the truth with alcohol and drugs the more younger you get into that shit... the more you grow the more fucked up you get. It's not good or great... 


PEOPLE CAN'T COPE WITH THE TRUTH... MOST PEOPLE GET IN THE DEPRESSION AND SAY THAT IN THEIR LIFE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THIS SHIT, THEN THERE IT COMES PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE SUCCEEDED AND TELLING STORIES TO OTHERS HOW TO SUCCEED AND NOW THE BIGGEST QUESTION WHO SHOULD WE LISTEN?


The ruth and rude... fuck I am the more better for you is to adapt this world... I have been watching comedy for a very long time... comedy is now part of my life... it's like I started in watching this shit before 2-3 years... probably it's not really a long time... probably I am wrong... okay...


Comedy helps me to cope with the truth...


I AM UNIQUE AND PLENY OF PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE LIFE LIKE MEIN... TO LIVE MY LIFE... BUT IT'S BIT HARD TO HAVE SUCH LIFE ON YOUR BACK... COME ON... FIRST OF ALLL YOU SHOULD BE READY TO LAUGH ANYTHING IF PEOPLE PUT YOU IN POSITION DECAPITATION YOU SHOULD BE READY FOR THE THAT....


So let's roll it over people smoke weed and cigars at age of 11 years old... I have even seen and more younger generation... people at age 18-19 are fucked up as hell... hookah... cigars... drugs.... alcohol all this sorts of substances to supress the real life.


They don't want bother life,
They don't want to bother worry,
They don't want to bother sadness,
They don't want to bother truth,
They don't want to bother .... etc...


BUT IN THE OF THE DAY... THERE ISN'T ANY TYPE OF HOPE OR PRAYER WHICH CAN SAVE YOU... LIFE IS GETTING FUCKED AS MORE WE GROW... PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT STABLE FOR LIFE!