сряда, 7 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger


Shut the fuck up… sums pretty clear everything… silence wins everything.

People say always shit… they shit others
…. And now we got delusions… believing in higher beings…



GROW THE FUCK UP
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDN'T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP



"God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference."


Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck up… come on… drugs… alcohol go get it… feed the fuck… go feed yourself. Didn't worry you are classical dysfuctional being ..  LOOK FORWARD TO IT



Some people ask me "how to get a girl?" Or even "How do you get a girl?"

1) Don't be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate her… but do not be rapist


Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND IT'S MUCH EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE




4) Be friendly… but not too friendly
5) Ask for her opinion… be honest as for what you think but never fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease her… fuck around with her… but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand … it nakes shapes… it can be one finger…it can be few fingers… it can be whole fucking hand…



7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck task

8) Tease her… fuck around with her… but do not insult her… offend her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated



In other further thoughts… I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK MY HAND… UF POSSIBLE …. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING ME…
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME





I hate dates… girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvation… it's as real as playing the game "WHO IS ALPHA HERE?" IN WHOLE homo scenario




People are afraid mainly because their life sucks… their lifes are worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUY… THE ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A DYSFUNCTIONAL… THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKS… HARD CASE



Oh man…. Oh man this here is hard set… leave the room by any chance you gonna get emotionally fucked up… mentally screw up… the thing man is girls are toxic… fuck little bit more

 YOU DON'T GET MESSAGE
"GAME OVER" AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E MISSION… YOU GET HARD TOXICITY… MORE AND MORE… THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET TOXIC


IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU
BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE



WE GOT A FYI …. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIES….

Most people's get impossible goals… they set for themselves unachievable goals… as for me… I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOAL… "KILL MYSELF" I AM TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO IT… MOST CASES AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN



Oh man life sucks… if today yoy are here ..  probably you got mood problems… if you are comedian you are a hard case… OUCHYou can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty let's use this as sticking point…

Today is a big day… I mean the material which is going to come up … is going to turn you over… u can leave now or continue by staying here.

I saw one of those car  license "Sad Ak 209" that fuck definetly needs few poluce check out. Isn't obvious… this here is sign for bad shit comming on the way.




People feel bad .. I CAN  BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING MECHANISM..
 SHAMING THAT'S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angry… ready to fuck around… THIS HERE CLARITY… CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN… WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALS… NOT GROUPS FOR GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISM… SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supreme… the super race… the race which Hitler couldn't kill
… I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLES… I HATE THOSE FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFE… IT'S MY TURN I AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha males… what the hell… You don't find me funny… I GET IT SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO COMPLAIN … BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME

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