четвъртък, 22 август 2019 г.

Comedy: Sobriety

By DeYtH Banger




One of my friends told me about his mass levels of sex... 15 years of abusive relationship... with getting pregnant the bitch... holy fuck dysfunctional relationship... before that 3 years of mass sex... massive... maniac sex with 17 year old woman and he is 11-12 year old kid...


He says that his life sucks and his life is horrible...


THIS GUY IS AT LEAST TRYING
ME...
I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
IT'S HOLY FUCK NERV WRECK
I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS... PRETTY MUCH BETTING ON MY LIFE AS MOST OUTCOMERS... NEWCOMERS GO WITH

I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY LIFE... IF I KILL MYSELF... I AM DOING IT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE JOY OF WONDER



If you want to kill yourself... right now... go get it... go fucking do it... I WON'T HATE YOUR JUDGE YOU LIKE MOST OF FRIENDS... AND RELATIVES




I CARE ABOUT YOU
I BELIEVE THAT YOU TAKE THE RIGHT DECISION...

PROBABLY GOD HAS SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON MESSANGER "KILL YOURSELF" Which abruptly is most right decision you can take... go take it...
God has said his words...

HE DOES NOT NEED YOU
THE WORLD CAN FUCTION AND WITHOUT PRESENCE



My mom is the most unpleasant fuck... she is fucking... SHE GOT THE BALLS...

ME... I AM DEAD INSIDE
EVERY DAY... WEEK IS WONDER OF SUICIDE


Should I die?
Or I shouldn't?
Should I?
Or
Not


I hate people who tag themselves into events in which first place... ain't common... I HATE IT
I HOPE THEY DIE
IN WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE!



Bitches need muscles... that's why they spend days into masturbating and working hours into jerking off guys...

We are talking holy shit... whole fucking diet... and muscle build up program.
Biceps
Triceps

Wanna know the secret?
Listen!
Use one of your fucking senses in your advantage... holy fuck!



People say comedy is all about structuring... shit... stuff... all about this... I AM HOLY FUCK

I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN... NOT TO GO ON PRIMAL EXAM PERIODS

YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW... OR PROBABLY YOU GONNA FEEL THE SLEIGHT OF HAND HATRED...




IN THE BIBLE 400 TIMES IS USED THE WORD "LOVE" IN ALL CASES IT HAS BEEN USED... FOR AUTHORITY AND OBEDIENCE

If you are shy and desperate while you watch porn... that's the most horrible combination... life sucks men... if you are happy... just little too much... over the top happy people put you in the category "on drugs".., "using strong amount of alcohol"...
Nowadays sad... being depress is okay... being too happy and over the top ... smiling and laughing...

HARD DRUGS MEN
THAT'S DIAGNOSIS




I feel awful around people... I always need to be sharp... to keep my tongue in the mouth... to play safe... have fun... don't go far... don't go too near...

OH GOD
READING THIS SHIT MAKES ANGRY
FEELING THIS SHIT IS AWFUL

WOMRN SLWAYS FUCK YOU OVER GOING ON PROSTITUTE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3-4 DAYS OF TOXICITY... ENDURANCE... GETTING

MARRIAGE
RELATIONSHIPWE ARE TALKING ABOUT YEARS OF SOBRIETY YOU NEED




I am not right now in relationship... because is total red flag my last one + on the other side... I need to be stone emotionally.. always ready...
No problems
Have stuff
Have my life going on

Right there... right now... I AM TOTAL SUICIDE FREAK

I stopped going to prostitutes

1) No Money... to handle them up
2) I got enough year shaming... right now... I am thinking of getting of grave certificate... right there...

Okay... okay... I FUCKING THE WHOLE ROUND OF PICK UP ARTIST

I HATE THEM
WE GOT NATURALS
WE GOT BETA'S AND NOW MORNING AND DAYGAME ARTIST WITH CONDOMS IN THEIR POCKETS...



So "If he is bad ass..."
- He is that image... because he wants to fuck you.

So "If he is clear and honest with the whole fucking decision about sex and fucking you..."

- He is doing that because he is desperate... guy and he takes decisions in desparate time.

So "If he does not admits it... and also fucks around..."

- That guy has over the top game... and he clearly wants to fuck you over girls.


The nice guy?
That's the creep in the back yard masturbating to be nice + he is doing it... because that's his way of seeing success

BUT AS CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION GOES WE REMOVE THE NICE GUYS BECAUSE THEY LAST FINISH


WE REMOVE THE GAYS... BECAUSE HILY FUCK THEY ALSO TAKE DUMB DECISIONS


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