събота, 5 януари 2019 г.

Comedy: Cutting

By DeYtH Banger


Yup, I want to slash and bash this dog first of all it's person of interest… and second of all this are the all types of motives. Let me tell you something.. I was out with friends "Have Fun"… but have in mind… don't be brutal with words, too critical… be nice… don't go deep… don't try to self-amuse yourself, filter yourself…



And yeah I did it… now I am stuck.. like a crancky crappy idiot, it's not about the "Hi" introduction thing, the reason that people beat me up, I am less motivated… but speech stuck. I finished the book "Crucial Conversations"…, I call this book "If you want drama… knock on the door…" type of book.



The truth is that I just didn't knew what say… Just didn't know… too far… not too far… is it valuable.. . Is there any value giving and contributing? Am I doing it right.. . Right now? Should I?
Tomorrow?



This was in my head… it was a procrastination for sure… maniac over thinking and negative loops is the recipe for disaster. I am going to lose the fancy accent and the words.



IT JUST FUCKS ME OVER MY EMAIL IS FULL OF BULLSHIT
MY LIFE SUCKS
THE PORN WHICH I WATCH IS SCREWING MY MIND






Now we are talking about effectiveness… Oh god… shadowy downward spiral fucks.. . If you need to remember in all this talk it's ABC Rule - Always Be Closing and Of course challenge



 P = A = W - Which Stands for Performance = Ability = Worth… and this is the fucking reason we procrastinate, think about it. The whole thing is kinda cutting edge discovery.



- Feeding children in restaurant with breast milk is natural so is and sucking my cock.


- If you start getting offended… and even get a fragile mindsets… and mind… probably you need to go over the rules about free speech.. .. freedom of speech.




- I know about give and take value… No need for Proctor visualization shit, Sharma  mental masturbation theory and let's not forget our best friend Law of Attraction…

So far visualization works like sticking a dildo in your ass.. it just never happens.




Julien - Porn Addict
Tyler - Ginger bitch
Max - Poop guy





Life is harsh and not fair… just to beat few odds in this sick game we need to try to cut deals with shady FUCKS. Oh Larry.. Oh Larry King… I feel sorry about your SHITTY delusional shows … your self-depicating humour has put you in position "Low Status"… not far from porn addicted…




VICTIM MENTALITY
POOP PROBATION
MASTURBATING ASSHOLES
CONSUMING HOLIDAYS




Advice for young Comedians… get a life and start bragging about it… comedy isn't hard as it seems and I am sure that with this thought and statement..
 I ruined few lifes…


I know that now you gonna be dissapointed, but let's face it your mother deserve the whole credit for this shit… she got a pipe inserted in her vagina and it counts as normal sex… if you start putting pipes in your ass it's called homo…




PUT THIS DOWN




Prostitute: Oh God paying for sex… is it my fault that I have got pipe and explicit images make pipe enlargment and it hurts…

So now science says: Sex is healthy, Economy says: If it healthy we need to double the budged of this income comming…


So being poor means staying virgin?



LIFE SUCKS

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