Comedy: Pressure

By DeYtH Banger






I CALL IT PRESSURE

When you have the feeling and the need to satisfy others, when you need to check your emails.

I CALL IT PRESSURE

I CALL IT PRESSURE





When you start reading messages, When you get depressed, When you start fucking with reward system.


I CALL IT PRESSURE


It's like a gorilla on dopamine….. social media fucks productivity, creativity. Nothing much accomplished from a slave like you… prick like you needs to dig a hole in the ground.



JOURNALING
START GAGING ON DICKS…

MOMA GONNA LOVE IT




No… no… no… no… no… It's not males fault that women are born with bunch of holes and society has build up some kinda insane image for all males, starting from poor society up to average people up to rich. So rich kinda get everything… average get too far and get a chance to pay until they die… and poor people luxury… no nothing… so who are the FUCKS which we need to blame?





SOCIETY
FOR GOD SAKE



Poor people rape... it's not rich… but poor people… with consumer mindset and nothing really going on in day to day life, daily bases. Women get clothes… fashion has got it's own way of flashing shit on the market and in the end we see news with RAPE.. .. Fashion is the new RAPE category!


If you are Robin Hood, make sure to choke yourself on on big black dick, because such images are profusely screw up. Your mother is s failure!


Ding… dong.. .




Oh god I really don't give a fuck… what type of coach are you, what you do for living, how you do it, where you do it… what are you… I just don't give a fuck… I would send a fuck to your mom… that's how I can differentiate my level of caring capacity. Still.. I am not a Retard, I am not anti social..
 I am anti-semantic!





I just read that meditation sometimes make people to kill themself.. . They have went so far levels in this game of life… that it's time to finish…




If you religious here is the explanation:

- God wants… that's the way of God saying… no longer in use down there… come up here.




If you are atheist
- No explanation…

As for now keep on Porn and don't worry caveman are no near to your level of capacity with women, you have seen more women than one fucking caveman in his whole life.


I have premature ejaculation problem…



BUT STILL WHY PEOPLE DON'T CREATE ELECTIONS ABOUT WHO NEXT TO FUCK


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BENIFITS
LESS PRESSURE
LESS BULLSHIT
LESS HATRED
LESS MADNESS
ECONOMY IS GOING TO BE CHANGED ONCE AND FOR ALL


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Starting from taking shower up to watching TV Show, movie.. . TV Reality Show, film… eating… pooping… listening to music, drive a car, ride  a bike, reading a book, being in social media, talking to friends, to strangers, to relatives, family… brushing teeth, walking, being passenger everything on this here list is waste of essence of your precious time.



ERROR
BASIC
IMPROV
HATRED