Comedy: Said It, Fuck

By DeYtH Banger

I get one of those dating advice emails... on my emails... advice on how to get women...
Right now... no other possible loops... than go kill yourself.
Holy fuck you are a general fuck up...
Liar
Low calibrated piece if shit



Happy people smile 40-50 times
Always something good to point out
Average people like you 20 times
And me 10-12 times... per day
Life is awful!

Bitches do not stuck on on dicision,it's not your mom.
The women definition os impatient bitch!


If asocial... guy... clearly awkward guy is purchasing guns... something is wrong...
...


OKAY THIS
THIS IS A FUCKING SIGN

Some freaks likes me on twoo..
Charles - Man
Theresa - Freak

Oh what is that.. tinder... grinder... what the hell!
"We all die... in the end"

- Such thoughts... ideas and pemissitic outviews are meanigless.. stop..starting ideas in first place which do not really help.

Christina Griminie...funeral went like concert..
What horrible and patricious act than this?
Skyllar Annete... lesbian... cool girl...
Friends?
Jealousy is toxic... ingridient...
The more you have it... the nore horrendously acts can be done...
Race... what a pathetic statement!
Beauty is the most dangerous premise



Upper hand... that's what's more dangerous...
Friends ... relatives...
Humans as overall are horrible disease
Where is... God and when does he help?
B.S.
OVER WITH GOD ARGUMENTS

Good people don't get incarcerated in correction facilities... it just never happens...
Fucking fact... permenant...
"Lovely... spirited... open minded"... - Fuck you Kelsey Turner




And what do they do in correction facilities how do you correct human errors?

When do people evolve... from toys playing... then sex shop toys and then toy box killers...?
Toybox killer... reminds for the Jig Saw premise...
Oh holy shit

Life is all about vomitting words

Toybox killer ... we call this killer evolunatary... renovation...
Bondage at it's edge.
Raped by his dog
I haven't heard such shit...
Before...



"We will talk tommorrow"


-Stop bullshitting me you dumb pathetic faggots


How about David Ray... mind... thoughts... his brain... why it functions in such gruesome and brutality ways?
That's the fun thing about humans when you crush 'em few times.. they just change sides... the same with atheist to theist...
Sometimes life gets horrible.
Jessica Ray.... not a beauty salon queen!
The best side of humans... which means in your dictionary "I AM BETTER THAN YOU"
Is that... we as humans drug other people to take control other people's lifes.

It already done controlling people... buying... marketing... presidents... votes... each one premise has been done mainly for controlling people. People who do not get their diet of fetishes... and their emotional boosters... they end up dying sooner...
Hearth attacks
Fatality of end of all!

Charlie Manson doesnot need vacation... if somebody needs vacation... that's you my friend... that's dear fucking you...
You need a fucking vacation
Average fuck
Lost life
Being manipulated by economy what more big wasted shitty example for society than this...
Most people here... right now are examples for kids... for 1000 years forward...
The idea is if you stay home... being without opinion and wasting your freedom you end up like you...
Bag full of shit.


Part 2

You are putting me in the "pressure zone"

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCKING FICKLE 500

You suck men… people do not friendzone you… they pressure zone you. Nothing scientific about God out there is…

SPIRTUAL… INCARNATION!?

GO FUCK YOURSELF… WITH YOUR WOO-WOO BULLSHIT


"LEARNING A LESSON"

GO LEARN LESSONS FUCKER… YOU ARE A FUCKING RETAR



I am action taker, not a theory guy… I GOT TO WATCH AND PULL OUT THE PIPE OF HAPPINESS… THAT'S SKETCH SHIT MEN…
I MASTURBATE IN THE NAME OF MY DEAR HAPPINESS

Comedy is okay
Social media is condition!

Phones are fucking dopamine hit…
You want more and more and more and you are fucking starving… life sucks in the end…
Period… shit.

Can you imagine… hpw much distracted we are getting… juat think about it..
We complain like whiny faggots…
And surf on the internet, facebook, twitter, snapchat, whatsup,viber… and we move as higher as youtube abd reading shit and eating shit.
We are the new most shitty generation!