Comedy: Guess What I am Not Your Mom

By DeYtH Banger

Ughh... your mom...
A bitch... which I just saw on escort sites on bunch of ads. Waste and trash like your mom needs to pay extra...
Facebook has got...
"Story"
Escort sites "Vip Ads"

Differences between the two is the one people say shit... do shit for to show who they really "are"... under "under are"...
I mean sarcastically...
Being others... but not themselves...



In escorts you see reality and face reality.
This messenger silence kills everything!

This year I was Out with a friend... and we went to his place and he started showing girls which he has fuck... around years... starting from 2019...
Models...
From other countries girls..

And what type of fucking event is this "Put me Down?", "Put my self-esteem down".




YOU GREEDY BASTARD
YOU GREEDY DISIGNED FUCK

I KNOW ONE THING ABOUT MOMS...
I AM NOW FEET WORSHIPPING MOMMY
WHICH HAS A 8 YEARS OLD SON... SOON ENOUGH AFTER 10... OR 12 YEARS HE IS GOING TO GROW UP AND FIVD OUT THAT HIS MOM FUCKER...
LOVER
WAS A FUCKING YOUNGSTER
OH GOD THIS SHIT IS PAINTFUL



I am dating... sucker...
Rsd fail...
So does and street seduction...
One guy was locked and loaded in prison for two years...
Doing pick up... targetting weak women...

Did you know that you could date strip dancers and prostitute,invision new shit?

My father was on this path... he fail... he is symbol of failure... my mom is all against it... me...
I am have on my back social circle and other dating products... which means I am better than you...
Socially
Recently... I started surfing and streak on movies and tv shows...


DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OTHER THINGS TO DO?
THAN FUCKING
FUCKING
SEX
FUCKING
SEX
FUCKING

Doesn't it disgust you when people feel great about themselves... when they enjoy themselves?
Doesn't make you to want to puke, to vommit?

People being nice, acting out nice...
Getting treated... nicely...
It just makes me to kill myself.
It makes me feel fucking bad...
What's with being a whiny bitch?

Everyone deals differemtly in life
Some people think
Other pray
Other meditate


...
But me... I find all above principles useless...
So i go to prostitutes and seek validation and positive reaffirmations!

I feel shame when I go to a store and buy shit about my size...
Like...
I just do't fit

I don't fully improvise... made up shit...
I say shit which...I do... which I have done
Missinterprete and missconceptions...
I mixed up...
Zip it up
And ready to rollen

Some people do comedy on those anomymous meetings. .
As for me fuck you
Suck
I am here to taje what is mine
Share thy experience

Shakespeare once said
Famous guy once said
Wise guy once said




SHUT UP YOU LOUSY BASTARD
AND GO TO SLEEP

Some people get sleep... fuck free and they enjoy life...
Me... I need to deal with 80% world wide rejections and the other left time to think about shit.
One fucking good advice for people coming out of other countries...
Don't learn fucking Bulgarian language
You are killing your fucking price on the market.
Really... Mack
Method, Action, Confidence and Knowledge
Fuck you... big fuck you

Some people say and tell dumb jokes
Out there
Out off stage...
And then the moment you don't laugh they say " Why you don't laugh?", " Why you don't laugh?", " Why you don't laugh?",
" Why you don't laugh?", " Why you don't laugh?", " Why you don't laugh?", " Why you don't laugh?"...
The bastard is seeling reactions!