четвъртък, 19 декември 2019 г.

Comedy: Guess What I am Not Your Fucking Father

By DeYtH Banger

Your father was pathetic looser
Waste

Your father is now not here...
Ptostitutesxget more money than me...
I get from 70 up 200 for a month...
Prostitute get that cash in few days and for month... roughly speaking they get...
1000... 2000

....




Sometimes I get useless data like

- "My birthday" is after few months - Prostitutes
- "I want to kill this mommy" - A Friend
- "I promise you... I give you my word"...- A Friend P.S.: after all nothing happens
- "We can go out... dance... go to clubs... bars" - Sadly enough person which I know...
And I fail three times to go out woth this guys...
Once
Twice in a row
And that's all folks

Started watching... reading about dating advice... I get more depress... than ever before...
RSD DEREK.. each scene in his dating course he gets a blowjob froma different girl...
How much money do you have to get so much whores?
The problem isn't in the whores... but in the money... the most dumb waste of shit ... part of society is getting too much money...
And they start to waste it...
Foot worship really?
Eating ass, really?
LOOK IN THE FYCKING MIRROR...
ARE YOU A DOG OR INTELLECTUAL?
YOU DUMB CUNT!

Here is how you incarcerate vaginas...
Prostitutes... Strip dancers

"You have seen more cocks... than I have ever saw in my whole fucking life..."

My father... gay
My mommy a bitch
My granny ugly cunt

ONE BEST IDEAS... ON THE MARKET
.. FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE AND USELESS INFORMATION WHATSOEVER...

I DOOOOO NOT CARE...
I DON'T CARE

THIS PHRASE YOU CAN USE IT ALL DAY TO DAY LIFE...


"Does my face look like I give a shit... I care... does it!?"

- Another great one

I want to fuck a girl which has panic attacks...
Great shit men...
Breathing... fast... fast... fast
This shit is like fast and furious
And while she is breathing fast... I am going to ask

IS IT BIG ?
IS IT HUGE ?
ON SCALE 1 TO 10 IS THIS THE BEST ORGASM WILL EVER GET?
IS IT A GOOD DELIVERY OF ORGASM?
ARE YOU IMPRESS?

IS IT BIG ?
IS IT HUGE ?
ON SCALE 1 TO 10 IS THIS THE BEST ORGASM WILL EVER GET?
IS IT A GOOD DELIVERY OF ORGASM?
ARE YOU IMPRESS?

IS IT BIG ?
IS IT HUGE ?
ON SCALE 1 TO 10 IS THIS THE BEST ORGASM WILL EVER GET?
IS IT A GOOD DELIVERY OF ORGASM?
ARE YOU IMPRESS?


Aaa?
Tell me...
Tell me

FUCKING TELL ME

IS IT BIG ?
IS IT HUGE ?
ON SCALE 1 TO 10 IS THIS THE BEST ORGASM WILL EVER GET?
IS IT A GOOD DELIVERY OF ORGASM?
ARE YOU IMPRESS?

There are people out there... who say "I have seen this guy... before"

Yup... you saw me... but it's gonna be on your funeral party.
I hate dating general...
Most times it sucks... you either fuck or they either fuck you...
It's rather consequences...

What I hate about people and humas are they are like cancer... spreading disease.
Can we get thise kinds rare diseases and syndromes?
Have you seen lately you fucking face.
It's horrible... in your place...
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

Nowadays the best way to deal with people ... I mean those outlandish drunk guys. Is with telling dark bullshit stories
It's a fucking gate... for getting out men.
Great thing... and big fucking deal about facebook... is people like me end up... staying much... much... longer... than the other guys...
It's a HYPERACTIVE zone


GO THERE
NOW FUCK
NOW STOP
NOW FUCK
NOW STOP
GO OVER THERE
SAY THAT
DO THAT
NOW FUCK
STOP FUCK
NOW FUCK
STOP FUCK
PLAY GAMES
REPLY
REACT
NOW FUCK
STOP FUCK

Life is horrendous monster... now we seek thy reaction... imagine your fucking father reaction seeking bitch?
Needy, obsessive... and even possesive.

I hate bulgarian psychologist... because... nothing fucks my day badly than bold fucking guy... clueless about life...
STOP FUCKING AROUND YOU DUMB MIDGET

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