неделя, 10 февруари 2019 г.

Comedy: Yo

By DeYtH Banger





Hey fuckface, do you see any symbols or signs of me giving a shit about  you.. suicide is great it's the average way of cleaning the street, drug overdose the rich desparate way and sudden death.. time has come… yeah.… yeah the boring fucks come here.





I PREACH SELF-BLAME



So start with blaming yoursef about everything… the more guilty the more healthy and productive life you get in your jacket hole.





IF YOU HAVE GOT GIRLFRIEND



Which works in police as police officer or in the nationational security… there two cases



1) You are a rapist
2) Something is wrong with your bondage fantasies…




LEAVE HER… HIM AWAY AFTER ALL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE





Justin Bieber is not bad think twice before you shit abd eat because Jesys is comming




FUCK BIBLE
FUCK YOUR PARENTS
FUCK YOUR MOM
FUCK YOUR CHILDREN
FUCK YOUR FRIENDS


AND

FUCK YOU




Oh yeah the last one is hard to do…

"Fuck Me"… we are totally in the "ego" moment!


To be honest I don't have your problem… your morning problem with facing mirror reality… looks… and skin colour and accent and dress… I DON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM… BUT IF YOU GOT PROBLEM WITH SELF-ESTEEM PROBABLY THE DIAGNOSE IS


YOU ARE A FUCKING LITTLE UGLY WHINNY BITCH

JUST GROW UP!





The best thoughts are about "killing" and "suicide". First let's clean it up… 1) If you kill somebody here in the other world he/she is going to be your servant…
2) If you kill yourself you are practicing self-control techniques and methods and also death sounds very motivating for people who just can't fit society…


WE GOT A WORD ON THIS
IT'S "GET A LIFE!" … "START LIVING"


OKAY I AM TRYING TO SEE MYSELF POSITIVE WAY AND BE A POSITIVE PERSON SO FAR I SEE MYSELF AS A CHILD MOLESTOR…




It's natural for humans to get stuff in life, to get in trouble, problems, get into…




WHY FOR GOD SAKE DON'T START DO STUFF…

TRY DOING STUFF… NOT GETTING… BUT DOING…


WITH GET YOU LOSE VALUE ALONG THE  WAY… WITH DOING… YOU START BEING FOLLOWED BY VALUE


IF YOU ARE REALLY SOME KINDA EXPERT
BODY OR WHATEVER EXPERT…

OKAY

OKAY

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN I READ VERY WELL YOUR MOUTH AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS… TODAY IS MY DAY… NOT YOURS BUT MY DAY… AND STILL LET'S GO BACK LITTLE


DO YOU READ "IDIOT" SOMEWHERE AROUND, NEAR AND ON ME?




Stop with the crappy stories

1) Most of the story could go in less detail
2) You are wasting my time
3) Give more gushy and mushy feelings
4) More blood, killings


Really… really "Thanks Giving", who tha fuck does create such type of holidays…
If we gonna play a game of "create a holiday"… here is my list.


1) Day Of Prositutes
2) Whores Day
3) Suck My Dick
4) I don't Give A Fuck

And

5) You have fragile mind


- The fun thing about the whole thing is that I am going to skip explaination!


I got a new occupation, it's child molester!

If you want to be on the edge of orgasm, leadn arabian language.Yes, yes tough bitches that's my dream wife, I want to have a tough bitch.. I will schedule it… Nowadays we schedule stuff starting from what to eat next up to, what to read next, what to do watch next, do and the list goes on and on. We schedule stuff… that's life… wanna to have a new life… an exciting life reschedule your life… watch some positive motivational videos, read positive thoughts and quotes and let's not forget about positive loops.





We all need motivation… we are suckers of value, people want to share culture… here is tip for the sharing…





SUCK MY DICK

IS THIS IMPRESSIVE?




Come on… come on "Don't worry"… I don't have this as a plan in my day to day life to have to "worry"… it just happens… It's not about forcing or getting there it just happens… stuff happen… no explanation… no exit. As they say we "live in the Matrix" and as far Mr. Schumer has went thus who idea is false!


GOOD NIGHT




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