Comedy: Impress You

By DeYtH Banger




I am not here to impress you… to show you what my mind can do and say… I am just sharing my opinion the last thing from my act… is nothing more than… all types of conversations are all about "ego" … "all about me"… and also Manipulation can be found everywhere from the baybe who is crying for attention… up to the kid who is manipulating the mom for sweets and chocolate and ice cream… up to the father who is manipulating the seller or the buyer to give more money or even to pay less… we expose ourselfs everyday to manipulation, motivational videos are inspiring and great… but nothing more than making you blind and making you feel delusional… you could go too far if in row 300 of videos you are watching… this is mothing more than sick mind.




SO SLEEP TIDE
WE HAVE A HELL OF RIDE



Okay.. craig… I get your point you sold your sul to the devil to say shitty stuff and speculatiins about celebrities… I get your point radio… and podcast content sucks… but after you get a big head blow in your brain the last thing you want to hear is knowledge, I started listening about alcohol and cigars… just the feel the stand point of a horrible addict me … myself, I am fucking addict no lie about that shit, I was addicted to porn why?

- First, because It saves time
- Second, because it's less awkward (but we need to acknowledge it from other start points it's fucking pervert deep shit)
- Third, easy acess… less sweaty and less being tired

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I have on my friends list not only normal guys who are average joe… but and people who translate subliminal meaning to specific stuff like for example:

- If a girl says that you are "good guy"
  - It doesn't mean that you can fuck her and be her BF… but more likely friends or evem nothing.


The last thing which I read was being asshole gives to yoy a chance to succeed with women, the last two stuff which I remember and saw are:


- A girl telling me that: "I am a good guy"
- And a girl hating a specifuc guy so much that she doesn't want to have to do anything with him and now talking to him and giving him acess to her body.







SO IF YOU WANT A FUCKING
YOU SELFISH FUCKING MORON
…

THE LESSON IS
A GIRL ENDS UP HAVING SEX WITH THE BAD GUY AS FOR THE NICE GUY… LETS SAY THE STORY ENDS UP IN DEPRESSION


AS FOR FUCKING NOW
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF, I DON'T SEE MY SELF CAPABLE OF  DOING HUMAN STUFF