вторник, 28 май 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible 3

By DeYtH Banger



So let me go with logic… sons and daughters 800 years… Adam… 130… what type of ironic God is this?


TAKE A BREAK… DEEP SHIT!
Seth 912 years old…
None ppssible okay… those numbers are wuite huge!
130 us okay up to 200… but "912"… quite huge!


Maahaael… fuck that guy… we are going total boost of family tree how about getting a dick?
Right against your mouth?
Full narrow family tree!
Now Jared 962 years… what type of bullshit is that?



THE LIST GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER
WE GPT A MIRACLES WALKING ON WATER… TURNING WATER INTO WINE… AND DEFINETLY THE LAST IS PREMISE OF ALCOHOLISM...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH JESUS… WRONG FATHER?
MOTHER GOT GANG RAPED AND NOW HE IS BECOMING A NEW HERO IN MARVEL COMICS?

OKAY I DEFINETLY LIKE JARED 962 YEARS HAS LIVED… IT'S HARD… TO IMAGINE… THE CREATOR OF HOLY BOOK IS A RICH WACKOOOO

A NEW HARRY POTTER ADVENTURE STORY



Why the helll… god has snart abd wise and witty shit… I hate that hero… he is invisible and vets tge best shit on the market. Total… wack job!

"The Earth was corrupt… before God" - What tha fuck… really corrupted before with violence… how is that possible?
He created the Earth and while doing that he decided to put little fun and let's sell some twist ans definetly by god I see thy author… aka mankind… also known as… human….

So creating something goes with huge bowl of insecurity?
Flesh?
Really?
Insulting first and second… we need to burn christians… their fucking flesh!



New names… new places… okay… you lost me… I DON'T CARE!
Habatu is left hand of Damatacus… how about fuck you?
I don't care… about left hands… I care about snakes talking and burning talking bush… we are talking extreme dose of drugs.


"Fear not Abraham… I am thy shield".. such a horrible line… you buddy you got dry sense 
of humor.
Stars can't be numbered… stop cherry picking and don't say bull you christian pricks…


DEFINETLY "SHHHHHH"


"Darkness fell
Fowl went
Birds devide"

What is this?
- Poetry class?
Come be more serious.… I am not here to hear your less minded shit!

Hagar… shur.. i know those names old… fuck 'em… thy wrong!  Abraham is 909… this is some kinda a bullshit and now comes circumsiced!


FUCK THIS SHIT!


Visions… big numbers of age… Sarai… strange names… strange characters… I still curious, who the hell has accepted the request for publishing this book?

Ishamael… 13 years old fuck… we got young fuck… we don't know how he become that age… probably he is a illustratotion for my dick, with little more purpose.
This Sodom… plot… soap opera… home… family drama shit!


FUCK ALL CHRISTIAN… FUCK EM… I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO WITH MADE UP HOLIDAYS AND GO INSANE LEVELS OF PARODY OF JESUS… MAKING CROSS ON CHESS… HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT… FATTY FUCK?

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