неделя, 20 октомври 2019 г.

Comedy: So What?

By DeYtH Banger


So what?
I am upset... do what?

Fuck your mom
Great line
Great punchline

Here is some problems which most of you have... and here is how you solve them...
It's fucking easy... do it as often as possible


"You are depress?"


STOP WATCHING THE FUCKING NEWS
YOU FAGGOTS

"You want to get laid?"


STOP USING THOSE SMART TV... SMSRTPHONES AND PHONES AS OVERALL JUST STOP IT...
BEING AND GETTING LAID HAPPENS WHEN YOU STOP USING TECHNOLOGY
PERIOD




"You are fat?"


KILL YOURSELF
TOO MUCH FOOD HAS BEEN CONSUMED FROM THE FAT PEOPLE

"You are negative and you have suicidal thoughts?"



KILL YOURSELF
STOP BEING AN FUCKING WHINY BITCH
STOP BITCH ABOUT
GO FUCKING DO THE WORK
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO THIS ROAD

Suicide is "I quit"... not "Escape"...
It's more like "quit thing"... got knows about it... he always knows stuff so it's a "quit thing"... If it's an escape... it's supposed to be suprise... mystery... unknown shit...

AND SO WHAT
YOU ARE GOING TO BE MR. NICE GUY?
PFF...
THAT'S YOUR WAY OF GETTING PUSSY
OH WHOA...
I FEEL VERY SUICIDAL...
MOST PEOPLE JUST DON'T HOW TO GET LAID EASY...
IT'S NOT HARD THING...
IT'S EASY

MONEY?
PUSSY?
HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF

So "I mean" and "It's horrible"... I have used those words ... a lot of... in my life... main routine...
Whoa... after all I am getting dumber

Oh whoa just a throw back people can hold up to 2 hours breath... after 2 hours you die... lungs suffocate...
Why I know this?
I need shit to fullfil my mind man!

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