вторник, 14 януари 2020 г.

Comedy: Compromised Idiot (2)

By DeYtH Banger

Guess what... that's the truth!
We got down syndrome... which is for people who go down.
We got Tourette syndrome ...
Which is total recipe for comedian...
The more fucked up, screw up you... are the better you... are...

There are people who are hoaders.. who can get in their homes...

OKAY... OKAY...
BIT RAW
ROUGH

OUT THERE...
THERE ARE BIMBO...
BIMBO BULLSHIT COMMUNITY ARE WORKS WHICH YOU "DESIRE TO FUCK..."... BUT "YOU CAN'T!"
When you fund a cancer donation shit...
For what do you fund it?
BRING MORE ALIVE FOLKS ON THE TABLE TO
GUESS WHAT!?
TO FUCK
HOW DUMBER ARE YOU GETTING?

We got spendholics and Obsessive Shoppers...
So far we get to 3000£ on coffee for a year...
THE NAME OF SUCH OBSESSION
CALLED
STOP BEING A SHIT
YOU DUMB SICK PIG

A bitch named Caroline is spending 1600£ On a haircut...
Guess what this bitch is slim bag of shit
Torso... fucking
....IS MY NEW THING...
GUESS WHAT
SCHOOL
FINAL EXAMS
FUCK 'EM

PIECE OF RAMBO... RANDOM SHIT

Raffy HORRIBLE RESTARAUNT
WHATS THIS TYPE OF SHIT...
GOING INTYO A TOILET...
AND CAN'T LOCK YOURSELF UP IN IT...
LIKE TO STAY OPEN...DOOR
NOT LOCKED
IS IT SOME KINDA CUSTOMERS... DICK FETISH THING?

I WAS RECENTLY WITH A FRIEND OUT...
I STARTED JOKING AROUND WITH DISABLE PEOPLE...
SND HE RIGHT AT THE BAT...
RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MOMENT HIT ME...
PUNISH ME
AND HERE MY FUCKING QUESTION IS
If I was into disable people and sexuality...
Will I be again punished?
Like
"Fuck normal people... have sex with normal people...
Not with disable"

We got internet 3G, ... 4G... how fucked up... next level... shit Are we getting up to?

When I was a baby my parents... helping me out... with bath...
Now when I STINK..
THEY ARE SO DISGUSTED... THEY GET HOSE AND START SPRAYING ME UP WITH IT...
LIKE I AM MENTAL... RETARDED PATIENT
OUT OF A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY...

If you go to a place...
Like correction facility
Or
Psychiatric facility...

YOU ARE DEFINETLY NOT WANTED CHILD






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