Comedy: Compromised Idiot

By DeYtH Banger


"Can it be out there... such thing... as no tickets"


- Mhm... yes... I DOUBLE CHECK THIS SHIT ONCE THIS RATION AND NOW GLOBAL RATION
WE ARE IN BULGARIA
HOW HIGH HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS ARE HAVING MEN?

"Needle in a haystack"

- The Wise saying...
Dumb shit ... men
From where you do you get this shit?
Most tv shows and movies have been cancelled... have ended or found their end...
How dies wise sayings... wisdom...finds it end...


ISN'T THERE...OUT FUCKING THERE A GUY WHO SAYS...
THIS IS SHIT!?


At first I thought there are two sides
We got
Theist and atheist
A guy who believes in devine... supernatural being
And guy who is saying "there aren't any sufficient evidence for that"...
"But you give me some... I WILL AND I CAN CHANGE MY POSITION"
...


Now we go
Anti-theist
A guy who is strongly saying there isn't God
We got agnostics...
I learn this shit little bit in a screw up way...
When I was out with a friend we were talking about God...
And he said "he is..."
And he needed to check this shit out...
Because he has choosen a position which he doesn't remember
He google it
And it was

"Agnostics"

Dumb fuck in my opinion...

Agnostics... are the maybe area...
Like "maybe... there is"

I started muting or putting it on air plane mode...
My phone
Just to skip
Ignore and block in a easy way... unneccessary morning...
Calls
Great idea
Everday it adds up me few more days to living on this planet...



Old people while they sleep... they make noises...
When they are wake they say shit...
IF I WAS IN THEIR PLACE...
I AM GOING ON THE "SHOOT MYSELF MARKET"

I AM NOT PLANNING LIVE LONG LIFE...
I AM TRYING TO FIT UP TO
30 YEARS...
AND THEN FEW MORE YEARS
AND DESCIPLINE AS IT GOES
GO AND SHOOT MYSELF
EASY SHIT... MEN



I got scared...
I started getting phobias

And religous fuck came along and said
"Kiss this saint image... this icon"
And "it will gonna remove all your fears"

And whats religion...
A whole year of clinical therapy and psychological treatment...

AM I SO DUMB TO GO TO PAY TO MY PSYCHIATRIST ...
IF THERE IS A WAY TO...
GET THREATED... WHICH IS TOTAL FREE

People which are catholics...
Religious
Christians...
Total freaks...
Me at the other hand... I GIT SHIT ON MY PHONE...
A SHIT WHICH CAN TAKE TO FINISH WHILE FUCKING YEARS!