понеделник, 29 октомври 2018 г.

Comedy: "Wow"

by DeYtH Banger


Nothing is really real... but we are going to go somewhere... near there...


SEX IS LIKE A PREFRONTAL LOBE CORTEX


There is no reason the bother light which is stalking the shadows... far far.... far away from reality.  Sometimes complex words come other times... complicity gets me... and life is somewhere in the middle of this shit... It sounds crazy, but listen!



LISTEN DEAR FUCK, LISTEN YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH


If you are cop... leave now... leave now the fucking room... because the next step is going to be suck my cock... no far... no down... no more... nor less...  Just give a thought.... cops are like whores... like fucking whores... you shoot one.. and you gonna few extra more... one cop sucks you cock... nothing more a judge and jury and executioner... getting all the credit.


GET RESPECT... AND TRY AGAIN TO GET SOME HONOR AND DIGNITY BECAUSE MY DICK AKA MEAT PIPE... GOT FEW OF THIS FEATURES AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ... YOU ARE BELOW PLENY OF LEVELS

SORRY NEWBIES!


People say that sex is great thing... it's the process of re-producing in your dictionary this means making a child....


LISTEN PRICK... LEARN MY LANGUAGE OR GOD IS GOING TO PAY  YOU A VISIT


Sex involves kissing, licking... swallowing... closure... touching.... playing.... and so more stuff... it's kinda fucked up... I can't point you the whole guide because each combination by ownself... creates few other extras and this extras get few more.... 


GOD IS A LIKE A NEEDLE IN THE ASS

People do this process... because there is pleasure... it's like jerk-off, masturbating, alcohol, drugs and all other stuff which after you get or play or do..... make you feel great and after a time guilty... It's the same and with re-producing... in the same day you thought that you are doing a favor do that world and that your genes will be passed along other generation and they won't die here... they won't be wipe out in the dust.... but in reality few days pass and you are like...

"Oh God, a kid... can I really..."

- More likely a bother of guilty and conscious





Let me explain you how I see sex... first of all a sweaty process both partners can do it up until they get sweaty... this fucking bag of lunatics thing that they can get closure... but they can't... nobody can... after all there is space between each touch and kisses and everything this shit there is little space between somewhere in distant universe you are too seperate creatures with mean features of insanity. I am not smart... nor so dumb... I get the process... the guy is with a disgusting mouth... probably hasn't seen a brush in years and the girl... probably is a desparate for cock... or let's put it in the best scenario the girl is without teeth... or even if she has teeth they are rotten and the guy is bearded fuck... his beard is yellow which is symbol of guy who likes beer... and also his mouth is smelling like for morning breakfast he has eaten corpses... 


SO FAR SO BAD... NOBODY DID REALLY SAID THAT... SO FAR IN THAT WAY


Probably he is too drunk even to recognize his desperation of not clean oh... oh and her... I kinda skip her... she is nothing more than a person who wants love from


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(Corpses)

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