Comedy: Jealous

By DeYtH Banger


Hello, rigid fuck, dumb fuck and holly mother of God. I am not a religious type but let me tell you something.


LIFE IS BULLSHIT AND EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT OR BRAGGING ABOUT IT… IT WON'T MAKE YOUR LIFE HAPPY… ALWAYS BEING UNHAPPY BECAUSE OF EVENTS WHICH HAVE HAPPENED… WILL HAPPEN OR HAVEN'T HAPPEN… THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS BULLSHIT… RIGID FUCK.
I really don't have what to say… you can stop the whole stage act right now or even stop reading. I ain't gonna judge you.


ALL TYPES FUCK IN THIS WORLD EXIST… FUCK IT, JEEZ FUCK, FAT FUCK, SLIM FUCK… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON… IT DOESN'T MEAN SOMETHING GREAT IS GOING TO COME FROM THIS WHOLE GAME.


I thought today I was going to do something… Like getting a new friend… going out with new people… socializing new types of fuck, cleaning old fucks… Calling the guy who gives me tips about life… but in reality it happen this:


I WAS OUT WITH A FRIEND… ON MY AGE MENTALLY FUCKED AS ME.. GOING OUT AND BOTHERING THE SHADOWS… BUT HE ISN'T ONLY FUCK WHICH I GOT MY LIST… I HAVE AND OTHERS FUCKERS… SPIRTUAL FUCKS - WHO THINK THEIR WAY IS BETTER, THEIR LIFE IS GOING TO GET CHANGED, GOD IS GOING TO GIVE THEM CHANCE IN HEAVEN…


BUT LET'S FACE IT… I DIDN'T CALL NEW PEOPLE ON THE PHONE BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF FOUNDING OUT THAT I AM GOING TO GET REJECTED… AND ABANDONED FOR REAL… THE TIP GUY… I DIDN'T ANSWER HIM… BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF MY OPINION ABOUT LIFE.


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Life is trauma of constant challenging and killing old fucks character. I am not trying to be genius, smart, clever or funny… I am just realistic!