сряда, 31 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Words 13

By DeYtH Banger



Shakespear is a gay… look him… the most gayish character ever lived on this planet.

I just found out that my girlfriend has one trait of a  killers .. START UP AS A KILLER

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS PLAYED WITH DEAD ANIMALS… TOUCHING THEM WITH STICK AND ACTING OUT CURIOUS


THIS SHIT IS HORRIFIC END OF DISCUSSION

WHEN GUY FUCKS WOMEN HE THINKS ABOUT VALUE FUCKING IN MY BEHALF



I hate relationships because after this shit…. I GO FULL ON SUICIDE  ROLL GAME… I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

Did you knew that killing yourself, while acting out in stage of happiness… is not original at all… already one motherfucker has screw it up for all of us.

Warm up… you low type of piece of shit.



I thought about inviting my friends over… my new A AND AN friends to come over… but I AM AFRAID OF TO NOT OFFEND THEM



I HAD A CALL WITH MY MENTOR ABOUT SOME MOTIVATION

HE SAID "IF I WAS IN YOUR PLACE I WAS GOING POOP MYSELF."


Few my other friends say, shit like:

"Stop energy drinks…"
"Start comming back more often and it work…"
"If something makes you feel bad or you don't feel great call me."



- Energy drinks, sorry I can't stop it.. I AM DRINKING IT FOR WHILE I PERFORM TO DIE INMY SPECIAL TALENT

- Your mom was saying the same while I was fucking her, I did it for self-esteem boost.

"Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye","Goodbye",… nothing more than TV Show hecklers

Your mom didn't say "Bye" when your father went with "Hello" then the story goes as it follows, sorry for having so pathetic low self-esteem parents… definetly few members out of your family drink first to kill their dreams and second of all for not getting enough and third  just don't like  what they see in the bitch… the women part of your family are drama queens… drama whores in other context and way.

Then your father lies with false time constrain in one of his hands and in the other with baybe stepping up to last location.




"After Party"

Sorry folks for killing the great thing but after party is after this club… bar… disco… festival… let's go have sex…

Sex is more logical and easy deniable option so we go with the unlogical thing "after party"



IF YOU DON'T KNOW… I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAVOR… GIRLS FUCTION UNLOGICAL THAT'S WHY THEY BELIEVE IN GOD

ONE DAY THIS BEAST… BAD BOY… BAD FUCK IS GOING TO FUCK 'EM!



"The Liar and The Secret"

- The guy who is ready to do everything for you… not from your family members, I am talking about the friend circle… the nice guy… this guy is ready to do everything BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU


THE LIAR

THE GUY WHO IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU… THE GUY WHO IS SAYING THIS TYPE OF SHIT

"I am not having sex tonight."
"I won't have sex with you… today…"



This guy is using the MANIPULATION "The Forbidden fruit"… which means the more you forbid something… the more people start to want it…


PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE
WHAT THEY CAN'T HAVE AT FIRST PLACE


Having human living inside you
…. For 9 months?

Really?


I HAVE SEEN SUCH FUCKERS ON TELLY … ALIENS

People kill themselves just to maxinize the sex percentage…

"I WANNA FUCK"

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