сряда, 31 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger


If you are asking as for "am I good comedian?" Yourself must times the question is as near as "Do I have self-esteem?" Which means the moment you ask that's the moment you lose the whole start… the whole beginning.




I thought about killing myself?
Why?
That's my master lesson… the next level is get drunk… become a person in debt, suck in life, suck with stocks… go get a prostitute… START ROLLING OVER CASINO… DRUGS… SMOKE CIGARS AND MILL YOURSELF



If my mom needs to fuck somebody or even she start posting such type of post on the internet…

Most likely it will start with



"My husband died, I am lonely, not serious and I want to have sex."


This pretty cuts through the chase… dicks is easy to get for girls… girls have more sex than males… I AM TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT… NOT HOMOS… AS FOR HOMOS GO SUCK JESUS DICKS..
I HEARD THAT HE IS SPREADING AROUND MIRACLE

MIRACLE IS GENE DISTRIBUTED... GO GET SEMEN IN YOU MOUTH AND YOU ARE PRETTY READY TO GO AND FLASH MIRACLES AROUND



It's pretty good technique… nobody wants to show off his bad side… probably meeting in AA and AN is sadly depressing, sad and pretty suicidal… as for here …. In out of such meetings… life is pretty like a bluepill.



My mom won't add up… I AM TRAUMATAZING BITCH
I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT
DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH ME



Being with such snakes in relationship… is awful… it's toxic, kill few years from your life + you got a wound from such bitches and definetly you are out of game.



I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING OUT WITH GIRLS… TALKING WITH THEM… HAVING FUN WITH THEM BUT AFTER PORN AND FUCKING MY HAND ARE THE BEST BET I CAN GO WITH RIGHT NOW



My hand has no hopes and nor those expectations on the other side of the coin girls have expectations.


Have experience… but do not fuck pleny of girls - Which is Paradox

Be nice - Which is wrong as fuck… if you listen to this advice… start working on your fucking gravestone because you gonna be lonely as fuck.

Don't be control freak, obsessive and needy - Without a little experience or never been out with girl… accomplishing this shit as hard as asian yellow fuck trying to suck off his own cock.…

IF MALES COULD SUCK THEIR OWN COCKS DON'T EXPECT THEY WILL NEED IN FIRST PLACE FEMALE TOXICITY


Unreactive - This is bullshit… FOR ME IS BULLSHIT… BUT IT'S TRUE… THEY ARE SEARCHING OUT MALES WHICH ARE NON REACTIVE… IF YOU ARE REACTIVE YOU TOTALLY LOSE THE NEXT FEW ROUNDS WITH THE GIRL… SHE GONNA BE NICE JUST TO NOT CREATE PROBLEMS WITH YOU
BUT AFTER THAT ADIOUS AMIGO


Funny - But not a clown… or are clown monkey… if you are funmy be for yourself… not for them.… most advice on how to get a girl and fuck is paradoxical and fucked up advice… GIRLS DON'T SLEEP WITH CLOWNS


Pitty and Being Nice - Sorry folks but from she feeling pitty about you + you being nice… nor sex… so dig up your fucking grave.

Badass - It's okay… a little… but not too much
Empathy - I don't know… how to highlight this shit… OH GOD Empathy is the most important premise.

I got foot fetish + high heels fetish... I SAW TODAY A GRANNY… IF I THINK ABOUT FUCKING SUCH BITCH IN MY LIFE THE MOST CERTAIN PROBLEM IS THAT I NEED AUTHORITY IN MY LIFE… THAT'S THE TRUTH

I FUCK TO LEARN AUTHORITY… GRANDFATHERS ARE LOW CALIBRATED BY PRODUCTS THEIR LIFE SUCKS



I was thinking about how to pick up such a folk… I MEAN IT'S OUT OF YOUNG GROUP… MILF GROUP… IT'S WHOLE GILF SECTION



How do it… without being a rapist, without she calling the cops or on the other day she to be… 
I DON'T KNOW
A KILLER?
A STALKER?
MAD?




I don't know what happens with girls… girls since young age are toxic… that's why men become homos… they want less troubles and less drama… males are stoic… cold wall… girls are so screw up and fucked up..
 Few dates with those fuckers… little far or little… not too far going they can put you in the whole fucking suicide genre.
If I go to empthy my baggage of ball load … into a mommy hands… which means milf section… probably os for self-esteem boost… IF I FUCK THIS FUCKER… I CAN IGNORE IT



I hate religious nuts… they are so awful… so horrible… they believe that there is out there men who cares about them..

I GOT A THING ABOUT YOU
FUCKING GROW UP

Didn't had enough childhood imaginary friends?

Here is the thing which makes me angry and feel awful… if he puts his voice down and talks in a down tone… probably he is nor interested and nor motivated having anything with you… he is going to treat you nicely… and going to fuck you over in a nice way.



Some girls smile because they want to mask being nervous… THEY DO GELREAT JOB MEN ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING BAD AT THIS SHIT… I WENT TO PROSTITUTE

The moment I was inside her fuck room…

- She knew that I feel worried
- She knew that I am bit anxious


And definetly my hairy ass and hairy dick start to drop of my self-esteem.

She could talk to you out of politeness and being nice if start ending up to contacts and seeing again each other she could be total coward and giveway her contact… and leave away you for further conclusions… or say to you "I have a boyfriend" which I got with " I do not fuck around somebody else girlfriend…" - which is not cool in my point.
Most times or sometimes is a lie… this thing they lie to see your reaction..
Sometimes they are days with no effort everything works other times load of effort… and no result at all…

THIS SHOULD SUM UP WHY I FUCK MY HAND AT FIRST PLACE


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