понеделник, 22 юли 2019 г.

Comedy: Bible 15

By DeYtH Banger


I am reading the bible and trying to understand how made up guy… can be our friend?

What I can do with him?
Soul sex?


I mean after all he knows everything about us… what we do, talk… think… sounds like Santa Claus but more pervert version which goes like from 3- up to 5 days a year… 24/7. Such guy has stalker issues with main problems being selfish and also got stare syndrome below his belt. I have read the bible COME ON… DON'T BULLSHIT ME
GOD IS NOT PLOT EXPERT
WRITER EXPERT
A GUY WITH ANY SKILLS
I READ LIKE 60 PAGES OUT OF THE BIBLE … WHAT I CAN SAY IS THAT GUY WHO HAS WRITTEN THIS IS A HORRIBLE WRITER



THE BOOK IS NOT SLIGHTLESS UPDATED


AND BIBLE GOT IT… ALL?
WHAT IS IT?
BULLSHIT TELL… #1

BULLSHIT
PRAYERS FO NOT GIVE ME MONEY
WORK
AND THOSE SPIRITUAL AND INCARNATION SHOT IS WOOOOOOO WOOOO NONSENSE

IT'S FREE THE BIBLE BECAUSE OS BULLSHOT TAIL WOTH NO ANY USEFUL THINGS



Bible wants it we to intepretate it… in symbolic way?
WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S FAKE THAT'S MY OPINION ON YOUR FUCKING IMAGINARY FANTASY GOD

If there was a higher energy… lord… God or whatever you call on thus planet we won't have so much sinners… and don't throw me this is the devil bullshit.

So I get offended from people who feel offended and people who have not taken the argument and saying I am agnostic… what's agnostic… about God?

He doesn't exist, do your fucking homework… you aick bag of shit not after… not tommorow… but now go do it… this is what you need "now" sense… "now moment".

I met an orthodox guy and he told me... "I can tell you what's wrong with all other religions… muslims… buddha.."

But still "You can't point me one bad thing about Juesus…" This resistant fuck was very sure that I can't do that he said even that he has studied religion… which means he has cherry pick the shit + come on… bible does not create peace. It creates chaos… if we got terror… abd war it's mainly because of religion.

Different religions say different shit about sinners and how to deal with them.


JESUS DID FEW THINGS WRONG
HE NEVER BEND OVER AND SUCK MY DICK
HE IS A FRAUD AND A LIAR
MIRACLES?
GO SUCK MY DICK AND USE YOUR TONGUE TO CLEAN MY ASS

Awful upbringing... childhood… hortible father figure. With this beard more likely an economical  manipulation and influence. When we were cavemen..
 We didn't had religion… and life was great now with this religion… it's like massive sexual mania.
Why this higher shit will give a fuck about you?
Why in first place it does that only when life is great… if you are poor and going into the trash you are left out. I just hate the noises of sleeping people it's like SATAN IS COMMING!

Jesus is a miracle guy with snap of finger few whores should will be commin… which means he got a desire… he wants shit… come on his a flesh… meat… animal… he has sexual drive. The first problem with him is problematic libido that's why they hide it… just like us we all hide our issues a d problems… we mask them… some people neglect them… others put make up on. The second one if he can do miracles why in first place he is not at least few times fucking… IT'S NOT SIN YOU FUCK… IT'S AN EVOLUTIONARY THING

Which makes the case open!

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