Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger


Greetings SHITTY Fuckers.. . I see too many moms to bang…

I am failure like my father, but so far
As for now I don't have with whom to compare…


THIS FUCKER DIED
…


It's sad story like my mother… she sad bitch.… She brings strangers in home and wants me to have a face of fucked and bitch. I mean look her… she is DESPARATE for cock…


DOES THIS WHOLE STORY MAKE ME GAY?

Because so far her interests aren't on my list.





IT'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

She always gets fucked as for me… I want to kill her or if not let me face the whole situation. To be in the room… jerking off…

To take notes after all I am typical beta male.


Today, I was on the internet I read that I babe has water in life…


IN MY OPINION THIS FUCKER HAS GOT DAMAGED GOALS


Look son of a BITCHES.. . If you promise me sweets when I get in heaven… Tomorrow.. I am getting a ticket!

The truth for all girls here…




IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BOYS FRIENDS… STOP SOCIALLY LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT… ALL THIS FRIENDS SECRETLY ARE INTETESTED IN BANGING YOU

IT GETS ME VERY VERY NERVOUS WHY PEOPLE LIE TO OTHERS WITH NICENESS




- "You are a Brilliant worker… we gonna call you.. To higher you for a new job."

- "Great… great… wait we gonna call you after 7 days"




People lie about work, job about everything… what's your thing with being nice…


MY FAVOURITE PART IS WHEN A GIRL IS NICE TO A GUY WHICH SHE REJECTS


COME ON BIATCH… TELL HIM THE TRUTH… COME ON… DON'T YOU HAVE THE GUTS… BIATCH?

So here is my advice for average people.. kill yourself… or kill bunch of people… or kill PLENY of cops or kill doctors… or suicide… or Rob a bank… bomb a subway…

GO FUCKING DO IT…
WE PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ADVICE IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET AS FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU