Comedy: Got It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

The PARALYZED woman?
One thing is for sure good master in sex throws slaves out of the bed.


SLAY THE DEATH
SLAY THE DEATH


So… "Hey…"… (slapping ass)… is this the hole from which poop… comes out?


So far nobody points out as for does a girl poop and if she does… does it mean that she gets less value on the MARKET?


So sad … to ruin all pck up artist lifes



BUT YOU… BUT YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE… CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS… YOU ARE SO DESPARATE THAT AFTER ALL YOU HIJACK WOMEN BRAINS… FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLESH IN YOUR PANTS




After All who THA fuck told you that when this flesh… when grow bigger needs to be used in sex?

Or as most beta males used it… To massively masturbate…


WE ARE TALKING FOR YEARS OF DESPARATION AND DEPRESSION


Probably, more food is going to be left for me!

Each… extra fuck who dies is +1 for me…

So here is the thing alpha and beta males don't exist… mankind just made this story up.

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