събота, 17 ноември 2018 г.

Comedy: Punch Lines (4)

By DeYtH Banger




There are things which happen to all people… but nobody really acknowledge the existence of it

- The Guy who wants money (To Have Fun)
- Meeting The Outsider (Limitted Fucker)
- The Guy wants to be inviTed (But blames you and it he doesn't come by)
- The Repeating Fuck  (The Guy who repeats one story 1000 times)





There are days of you asking while you watch the back door manipulators… "Is this even possible?", "How do you calm?", "How are you relaxed?", "Won't this whole thing get fucked up?", "Isn't it Alienating?",  "How do you know so much?"

"How do you know what type of body language, should you use?"





What I love… books and products… always they get new versions and after while they get outdated and you kinda suck.





Yesterday I went to a girl and it went like:




Me: Hello, 3567… How are you?
(Removing Headphones)
She: Wow… what?
Me: 3567, How are you today?
(She started Smiling)
She: Great
Me: Okay 3567, Have a great day


 1) First of all it was typical prisoner scenario
2) I was nice… BUT IT SUCKS BEING NICE… TOXICITY FUCKS YOU OVER LIKE A COCKROACH ON A TOASTER







Don't try to laugh… just try to kiss a stinky pussy… give yourself nice fistjob… handjob…



GO TO BED
SICK
FUCKER






Oh Fuckers.. . Don't get to high expectations.. . About the whole thing…


YUP IT HAPPEN
NOW GAG A COCK

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